Taking Over The Vegas Sphere w/ Dana White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @rooster827
    @rooster827 Месяц назад +1037

    Almost forgot Bert was there for a minute then “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

    • @joeygarcia4277
      @joeygarcia4277 Месяц назад +12

      Like an Orca in the ocean

    • @DDRwoodwork
      @DDRwoodwork Месяц назад +31

      i audibly went "shut up bert"

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 Месяц назад +15

      ​@@joeygarcia4277 so f'cking rude to orca's bro. No need to be so hateful

    • @aberiser9358
      @aberiser9358 Месяц назад +9

      How can you not hear the breathing and throat burps lmao his mic was way to loud 😂😂

    • @dantheman41189
      @dantheman41189 Месяц назад +2

      it's ok. We were all enjoying that minute until Bert reminded us of his presence

  • @bokuyper5894
    @bokuyper5894 Месяц назад +231

    Tom and Dana just continuing their conversations when Bert blurts out stuff, fantastic stuff lol like parents trying to ignore their pushy toddler

    • @MastaShake327
      @MastaShake327 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kryterz
      @kryterz Месяц назад

      When Tom saya I'll come on a different tip to gamble and bertsay why not the same one. "I'm probably working" lmao, read the room

    • @Chad-k6d
      @Chad-k6d Месяц назад

      You genuinely think this is " fantastic stuff"? This is unwatchable and annoying af

    • @VENOM_kills
      @VENOM_kills Месяц назад

      When he says “And blackey” and Tom just snorts and looks over at Dana like “anyway” is painful to see

  • @nicholasclinton2212
    @nicholasclinton2212 Месяц назад +530

    Thanks for robbing this interview of a seamless, thought-provoking conversation Bert Kreisher

    • @sibeproductions4387
      @sibeproductions4387 Месяц назад +17

      he always makes it about him

    • @ermencg1630
      @ermencg1630 Месяц назад +1

      You cant have that with dana white. Sometimes you get the feeling he lies but then you see he actualy believes the bs he talks about

    • @HokeLife
      @HokeLife Месяц назад +1

      seriously

    • @michaelhxhdhdjdj
      @michaelhxhdhdjdj Месяц назад

      Love how this has 10k views. So many ppl “hate tom and bert” and have the time too watch and comment on everything that someone they “hate” posts😂😂😂😂
      I have MANY people and comedians i cant stand either their personality or even if i like them but not their comedy (joe rogan).. guess what i just didnt watch his new special why the fuck would i😂 i watched the jre literilly 2 days ago with matt walsh and ive determined i really just dont like thst guy either so guess what! Im NOT going too watch his movie😂 my life is UNaffected i dont like them i dont watch their stuff and i move on and am happy and watch people and things i do like🥳. It seems obvious but surely constantly watching people or things u dont like would make u fucking MISERABLE!??? Too the point ur then commenting and spending so much time replying too comments and then commenting more etc. i am poor btw i literilly have £250 in my bank and no job! U lot really are fucking loosers!😂 at no point was tom wrong. I am a “poor” and see the joke in it becsuse use are such fucking loosers im broke but i have good friends and a fucking great family im happy! What person is happy but only hate watches stuff too leave shitty comments😂??? LOOSERS!😂 the truth hurts😂

    • @Wasatch99
      @Wasatch99 Месяц назад

      Right?! He is a dip s***

  • @valofalconery
    @valofalconery Месяц назад +122

    Tom and Dana having a really interesting conversation....
    Drunk and shoeless Bert: I HAVE A QUESTION!!

    • @drinkmorecocacola
      @drinkmorecocacola Месяц назад

      Is he drinking again?

    • @Woppa-xl7jk
      @Woppa-xl7jk Месяц назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @kryterz
      @kryterz Месяц назад

      Bert asked him a question, who would be his fave fighter to gamble with, then literally interrupted with another question before he answered. That's why I only watch when Bert has a hang over lol

    • @valofalconery
      @valofalconery Месяц назад

      @@drinkmorecocacola He literally has a huge bottle of vodka in this video and Dana calls him out about it.

  • @PickledRickles
    @PickledRickles Месяц назад +69

    I keep seeing Tom scream "Bert, shut the fuck up" in my head and it helps.

    • @MavDillain
      @MavDillain Месяц назад

      The only person worse than tom is Burp. They belong to each other

  • @Sonofgrievous
    @Sonofgrievous Месяц назад +705

    Bert: I like drinking
    Dana: yea. You got a bottle of vodka. It’s noon 😂

    • @irish7611
      @irish7611 Месяц назад +16

      @@Sonofgrievous Dana is probably thinking …. “Keep this weirdo away from Jon Jones please….” 😂

    • @cesaruribe2487
      @cesaruribe2487 Месяц назад +6

      Me me me I love this city more than you Dana. I promise.

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy Месяц назад +10

      @@cesaruribe2487 When they ignored Bert's interruptions he just giggled louder than they spoke. Most insecure human being in comedy.

    • @BluntVille
      @BluntVille Месяц назад +3

      @@cesaruribe2487 No one thinks about joe like i do , you want to know what i feel about joe??

    • @james654100
      @james654100 Месяц назад

      ​@@BluntVilleNobody cares. Joe's the shit!

  • @xamazingxethanx
    @xamazingxethanx Месяц назад +1100

    Tom literally talking over Bert like he's his toddler lol

    • @commentforthealgo5383
      @commentforthealgo5383 Месяц назад +27

      its like hes finally around an adult and bert finally shuts up does not want to say something gay or stupid

    • @DND09
      @DND09 Месяц назад +25

      Dana is legit and he knows he had to steer this one lol good on him

    • @SinisterSeeds
      @SinisterSeeds Месяц назад +2

      He has to lol

    • @importtuner2oo4
      @importtuner2oo4 Месяц назад +4

      A re-toddler

    • @LiquidityThieves
      @LiquidityThieves Месяц назад

      Thats cuz bert is a simpleton

  • @AlanGuerrero4
    @AlanGuerrero4 Месяц назад +1246

    Too big of a guest to have Bert there respectfully

    • @kompressahdnb
      @kompressahdnb Месяц назад +33

      I was thinking the same before I went into the comments.

    • @Pupper888
      @Pupper888 Месяц назад +36

      100% agree. He only contributes an obnoxious wheezing laugh 🙄

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 Месяц назад

      Bert and Dana have a lot in common...they'd use an open hand when slapping their wife.

    • @TheBigXav
      @TheBigXav Месяц назад +2

      @@AlanGuerrero4 respectfully

    • @lordtubington995
      @lordtubington995 Месяц назад +11

      Right? His whole constant bout of one-upmanship is so aggravating. Let your guest and co-host talk. If it was someone that’s been on 5-6 times I get it. I’m sure Dana will not offer to come back in the near future.

  • @beauchristy5400
    @beauchristy5400 Месяц назад +42

    Bert just called one of the best businessmen in the country an idiot😂

  • @apehunter1
    @apehunter1 Месяц назад +21

    This episode is Berts downfall mark

  • @ciancoughlan2690
    @ciancoughlan2690 Месяц назад +205

    Bert makes me understand narcissism

  • @mzerebniak
    @mzerebniak Месяц назад +230

    Should’ve been a Tom Talks episode

  • @dbrano74
    @dbrano74 Месяц назад +929

    Came here to shit on Bart but 276+ people beat me to it! 😂🤣

  • @patricksome7142
    @patricksome7142 Месяц назад +37

    Bert calling Dana a regular guy, and a moron was jaw-dropping.
    Bert, youre no where near dana's level. Dont ever make the mistake of putting yourself next to him like that again. I could see dana physically restraining his own mouth when you started your drunk rambles.

    • @Illiyinmusic
      @Illiyinmusic Месяц назад +1

      "don't ever do that again" lmao and you're telling someone what to do when you're not a fraction of their level. Crazy. Talking like that you sound like you're broke, but try to manifest being something one day, but it'll never happen because you don't have it.

    • @patricksome7142
      @patricksome7142 Месяц назад +1

      @jerryhill8281 I'm very, very far from broke. I earned my money, unlike Bert, which is why he's unaware of his actual social standings. You should probably learn how to put a decent sentence together, yourself. It'll be a good step in the right direction for you. You spell and type like someone who buys single ply toilet paper and spends extra money on Jordan's instead of work boots.

    • @Jon--Jones
      @Jon--Jones Месяц назад

      ​@@patricksome7142 dude chill that's Bert's burner account

  • @theohurt4026
    @theohurt4026 Месяц назад +5

    that last statement was real "I love my life so much I don't want to go to sleep at night" new life goal

  • @sohambubka05
    @sohambubka05 Месяц назад +2183

    The fact that Tom continues to conduct this show with an actual dolphin as a co-host is hilarious😅

    • @TazzChic-nz6hm
      @TazzChic-nz6hm Месяц назад +73

      I was just thinking the same. I actually think they are becoming too noticeably different. Bert is becoming embarrassing - I love him dearly but he needs to find a new group of "his people"

    • @sohambubka05
      @sohambubka05 Месяц назад +12

      ​@@TazzChic-nz6hm Bert laughs in a certain way 🐬😂

    • @badstar9670
      @badstar9670 Месяц назад +29

      Dolphins are intelligent creatures, nro

    • @allen3309
      @allen3309 Месяц назад

      That fat dolphin looks like it has serious health issues 😂

    • @DonRoccoRicardo
      @DonRoccoRicardo Месяц назад +2

      I translated it as "I agree"

  • @garrettrichardson403
    @garrettrichardson403 Месяц назад +260

    I've never wished Bert would go away more. What a fantastic interview for Tom and Dana being interrupted by a dolphin toddler. Calling Rogan a moron to the biggest Rogan fan. It's the best of "Bert not reading the room."

    • @msjenanicole
      @msjenanicole Месяц назад +7

      💯

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy Месяц назад +7

      I'm 50 minutes in and wondering how Dana didn't find the door.

    • @Sid00077
      @Sid00077 Месяц назад +5

      Rogan and Bert are close pals and Dana knows that. They are comedians and Dana knows how comedians riff with each other. There was no malice behind Bert calling Joe a moron, especially Bert, a gay who will tell anyone who would listen how much Joe helped him and his career

    • @JohanLiebert1
      @JohanLiebert1 Месяц назад +5

      @@Sid00077 Bert is a comedian?

    • @santiagosolanonavarro7055
      @santiagosolanonavarro7055 Месяц назад

      ​@@FunnyDougy is not like that anymore..

  • @ddl2k7
    @ddl2k7 Месяц назад +437

    Bert added zero to this, I'm impressed how cool headed Dana was dealing with Bert's stupid nothingness talking points

    • @dalelane1948
      @dalelane1948 Месяц назад +9

      Don’t you know how “prolific“ Bart is? 😂 He misused that word over and over again

    • @randahlliebelt8603
      @randahlliebelt8603 Месяц назад +11

      Especially with the "we're all morons" comment. Wtf Bort

    • @ilike2watch66
      @ilike2watch66 Месяц назад

      Not to mention the a-hole that he is said to Dana, ”we are totally welcome to be invited to one of those parties”. When Dana was talking about the parties he throws at the end. What kind of douchebag says something like that.

    • @sibeproductions4387
      @sibeproductions4387 Месяц назад +10

      when he starts going "I watch every Jake Paul fight" out of nowhere look at Dana's expression go cold. Barf you mess

    • @dogologyaz5625
      @dogologyaz5625 Месяц назад

      Bert never does. He’s a waste.

  • @that__one__guy5405
    @that__one__guy5405 Месяц назад +19

    Literally the first noise Bart made was that of a regarded drunken porpoise

  • @azinke4711
    @azinke4711 Месяц назад +4

    I love how Tom looked Dana in his face and said I’m going to book a separate gambling trip with you that doesn’t include drunk Bert 😂

  • @williedame4406
    @williedame4406 Месяц назад +126

    Biggest pet peeve is an interviewer asking a question and then proceeding to answer it themselves. Scwaub does it, Bert does it. Grinds my gears.

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy Месяц назад +2

      If you watched more episodes "I think you'd be surprised."

    • @jeffreyhaskin7584
      @jeffreyhaskin7584 Месяц назад

      @@FunnyDougy Here's the thing...

    • @iliasss23
      @iliasss23 Месяц назад

      i dont mind it

    • @michaelhxhdhdjdj
      @michaelhxhdhdjdj Месяц назад

      @@FunnyDougy Then why the fuck do use watch it!??
      I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!!
      Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time

  • @Bangarang88
    @Bangarang88 Месяц назад +264

    I can’t imagine the talk Tom must’ve had with Bert for him to be that quiet during this episode 😆

    • @tylersypherd5461
      @tylersypherd5461 Месяц назад +27

      I guess you didn’t see the whole episode yet

    • @eravasio897
      @eravasio897 Месяц назад +3

      And Bert is still so punishing to listen to.

    • @johnthankarlssn
      @johnthankarlssn Месяц назад

      I mean, Isn't Bert basically hearing impaired now? lol

    • @danielmeuler2877
      @danielmeuler2877 Месяц назад +5

      Quite for Bert. Obnoxious for any other normal human. Imagine being that insufferable and not know it.

  • @micahzig7257
    @micahzig7257 Месяц назад +307

    The audacity Bert has calling anybody a moron is wild.

    • @johnpronk7778
      @johnpronk7778 Месяц назад

      Was just coming here to say this, Joe should beat his ass

    • @Zalman1337
      @Zalman1337 Месяц назад +1

      A comic's brain is so different than a pedestrian's brain.

  • @LuridRequiem
    @LuridRequiem Месяц назад +17

    Bert making noise is like the hired help trying to start a conversation with billionaires at the board meeting

  • @jamescole4997
    @jamescole4997 Месяц назад +8

    Tom should have solo’d this one.

  • @stephenvermeer9991
    @stephenvermeer9991 Месяц назад +202

    Barks face is so red from holding in all the talking he wants to do. Really wish he sat this one out

    • @immasurvivor
      @immasurvivor Месяц назад +10

      Hey, we cant dogpile him for talking too much and also dogpile him when he actually shus up.....Ok, we totally can but its not nice.

    • @tyler1735
      @tyler1735 Месяц назад +5

      @@immasurvivor yes we can and will.

    • @immasurvivor
      @immasurvivor Месяц назад +3

      @@tyler1735 Good point, as you were soldier.

  • @ninjallama7046
    @ninjallama7046 Месяц назад +59

    I bet Tom would’ve LOVED this as a Tom talks episode

  • @animalarmy
    @animalarmy Месяц назад +482

    Bert thinking of Joe as a moron is the ultimate irony

    • @ThedeadlyOG
      @ThedeadlyOG Месяц назад

      My god man they both are monkey brained . Joe only goes after Bert bc he’s such a weak target and needs to be called out and Bert can’t stand to be called out on any of his insane behavior bc of course he’s a monkey Brain too

    • @TheKingOfBeans
      @TheKingOfBeans Месяц назад

      But Joe is a moron

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy Месяц назад +10

      "It's Bert" -Ari Shaffir

    • @jarkinmalarkin
      @jarkinmalarkin Месяц назад +3

      Well he's right

    • @18JR78
      @18JR78 Месяц назад +18

      He’s mad Joe made fun of him on the latest JRE episode with Tom

  • @McLovin0417
    @McLovin0417 Месяц назад +7

    I don't know what's worse: Bert or commercials every 5min

  • @boyhowdy1034
    @boyhowdy1034 Месяц назад +4

    Is Bert capable of not putting himself at the center of every question? "I name drop. Who do you name drop"? "I have a video where i talk about how I love drinking. Why do you like gambling?" Also, Bert saying "we are all really rich guys" to Dana is like talking to Tom Brady about your peewee resume.

  • @TeaGF
    @TeaGF Месяц назад +228

    I laughed so hard when Bert said "tom is mexican" and Dana doesn't even acknowledge it at all and keeps talking

    • @derekdurham8829
      @derekdurham8829 Месяц назад +7

      Mr white doesn't care about race he is a wonderful person

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy Месяц назад

      Dana deals with cage fighters every day, what's one more pompous buffoon?

    • @Blaze42069-z
      @Blaze42069-z Месяц назад +6

      ​@@derekdurham8829 Tell that to Woodley

    • @verakoo6187
      @verakoo6187 Месяц назад

      ​@@derekdurham8829 nah it's because he can clearly tell Tom is Japanese

    • @lordtubington995
      @lordtubington995 Месяц назад

      He also shrugged off Bert’s attempt of humour towards Native Americans. Should be a good enough clip to get rolling to get’em cancelled in Canada🤣

  • @lorenzofernandez8950
    @lorenzofernandez8950 Месяц назад +32

    Tom having a fantastic, well informed interview with Dana.. Bert "Oooo Ooooo, pay attention to me!!!'

  • @BicMitchum99
    @BicMitchum99 Месяц назад +155

    Tom missed an opportunity to make Bert go get coffees while the adults were talking.

    • @DirectorBrazil
      @DirectorBrazil Месяц назад +1

      Tate was disappointed

    • @alberttang6955
      @alberttang6955 Месяц назад

      He should have taken a cash roll out of his pocket, peeled off a couple of big bills, and told Bret "Here, go out front and get yourself a sandwich, any kind you like, and a soda. When we're done here, someone will take you back home."

  • @lexton62
    @lexton62 Месяц назад +7

    This episode made me understand the Bert hate

  • @publub1142
    @publub1142 Месяц назад +18

    Thank god Tom is finally doing something about this. Brenden Schwab is better than Burt now days

  • @admiraloreo
    @admiraloreo Месяц назад +178

    Dana: “i was in my 20s so i didnt read the news paper”
    Bert: *hyena laughs*

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy Месяц назад +2

      Bert is about as easy on the ears as Kamala.

    • @Jimboslice35
      @Jimboslice35 Месяц назад +3

      That was bizarre

    • @Chris-od1jp
      @Chris-od1jp Месяц назад

      No wonder he didn't realise the internet existed

    • @FlameNM
      @FlameNM Месяц назад

      @@FunnyDougyleave it to a moron to bring politics into this

  • @richardhall5221
    @richardhall5221 Месяц назад +68

    I love how Bert kept asking how Dana starts his day, then repeatedly interrupted him with bs. Thank God Tom was there to control him.

  • @Kukkema
    @Kukkema Месяц назад +113

    Bert is contributing with absolutely nothing in these 😂

    • @cowboychamploo7777
      @cowboychamploo7777 Месяц назад +1

      Not true at all.. he regularly laughs at nothing, interrupts/derails, and disrespects the guest and the man who made his career, he has tons to contribute its just all wack af

  • @JoshBCruz
    @JoshBCruz Месяц назад +1

    🎉 Great episode! Dana is wich a breath if fresh air & Motivation ~ always genuine and has such great stories with great people.

  • @cheahbuddy6146
    @cheahbuddy6146 Месяц назад +7

    I swear Bert has that terrible laugh so people are forced to acknowledge his existence 😂.

    • @JohnnyDeezlifts
      @JohnnyDeezlifts Месяц назад +1

      @@cheahbuddy6146 100% true🤣

    • @cheahbuddy6146
      @cheahbuddy6146 Месяц назад

      @@JohnnyDeezlifts I literally didn't notice he was there for ages till he did his horrible laugh talkin that makes me wanna jam a pencil through both my ear drums simultaneously.

  • @lindseyhawkes201
    @lindseyhawkes201 Месяц назад +109

    Could have been such a cool interview but Bert was there.

    • @MrSpeedyAce
      @MrSpeedyAce Месяц назад +3

      Dude had me triggering so hard in the first 10 mins 🤬🤬🤬

    • @Jetlifeetravi
      @Jetlifeetravi Месяц назад +1

      Can't stand the dude

  • @seanwasko5360
    @seanwasko5360 Месяц назад +41

    Bert looks like he’s about to explode. He hasn’t heard a word. all he’s thought about is wait til my story. 😂

  • @jackwilson5869
    @jackwilson5869 Месяц назад +42

    Bert is such a great uncle to his kids

  • @jeradcullen9155
    @jeradcullen9155 Месяц назад +3

    I cant believe that Bert interrupts Tom and Dana literally in every single scenario. Toms patience is insane. He stops Tom from talking every time he tries to ask a question, in the middle of a question, just to ask his own question. It must be exhausting.

  • @chriswyszkowski640
    @chriswyszkowski640 Месяц назад +2

    The way Dana obliterates Bert by saying he watched all his kid's events live at work - was priceless.

  • @AirWindFire
    @AirWindFire Месяц назад +277

    Tom: says something mildly pleasant
    Bert: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Bert wasn’t bullied enough.

    • @beatrice81
      @beatrice81 Месяц назад +2

      It's clear who was sheltered

    • @danglytiger2638
      @danglytiger2638 Месяц назад +1

      😂

    • @samtavakoli6682
      @samtavakoli6682 Месяц назад +6

      My favourite was when he basically asked Dana to rat on any mobsters who maybe still running some things in Vegas, on a podcast. I'm not saying Vegas isn't clean, but if it's not, he's definitely not telling the alcoholic attention seeker who can't keep anything to himself, on a podcast.

    • @fredychicano654
      @fredychicano654 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@samtavakoli6682Vegas never will be cleaned

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy Месяц назад

      Little rich kid staying in college forever on daddy's dime.

  • @bamaramify
    @bamaramify Месяц назад +283

    Berts random comments and laughs just take me out of the conversation immediately lol

    • @TheBigXav
      @TheBigXav Месяц назад +15

      Tom brings up blackjack because it’s Dana white and he is asked about it in every interview
      Bert: “YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS PERFECT *squeals*”
      Dana: 😐

    • @Anthony-ti2it
      @Anthony-ti2it Месяц назад +3

      They always start with “me” “mine” or “I” 😂

    • @guthoriantony
      @guthoriantony Месяц назад +5

      I'm glad someone else dislikes bert

    • @ctrl_alt_del100
      @ctrl_alt_del100 Месяц назад +2

      Probably what your wife says about you

    • @Zareias
      @Zareias Месяц назад +1

      @@guthoriantonyyou’re glad to be proven that you’re a part of an unhappy vocally distressed crowd. My god. Does he not see himself?

  • @boakeen
    @boakeen Месяц назад +145

    I wish bert was sick for this one

    • @AllieLivin
      @AllieLivin Месяц назад +4

      Good for you

    • @Zareias
      @Zareias Месяц назад +3

      Toddlers with iPads have better opinions

    • @tobiasdangershaft3036
      @tobiasdangershaft3036 Месяц назад +7

      @@Zareiasbig bart fan? Do you watch after you get dropped off by the short bus?

    • @DannyLynch123
      @DannyLynch123 Месяц назад +1

      I think he was for this one tbh 😅

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy Месяц назад +1

      @@Zareias Than Bert.

  • @TrueHauntedStoryTeller
    @TrueHauntedStoryTeller Месяц назад +2

    “I was in my 20s I wasn’t reading the newspaper@“-Dana …Bert: Laughs uncontrollably 😂

  • @timhensley1415
    @timhensley1415 Месяц назад +2

    Bert “ I know what you’re going to do” Dana: (smiles and just looks at him like no the fuck you don’t) lol

  • @jibberilins
    @jibberilins Месяц назад +105

    This video would be better if Bert would just shut up 😂😂

  • @jessicamattix2264
    @jessicamattix2264 Месяц назад +70

    I love how when Bert says “we’re all Keto guys” Dana and Tom pause and say nothing and then keep taking.. ☠️

  • @derpderpington824
    @derpderpington824 Месяц назад +116

    Stop saying prolific, Bert. It doesn't mean what you think it means.😂

    • @gjergjib.9896
      @gjergjib.9896 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @mikeyt2404
      @mikeyt2404 Месяц назад +2

      Ya I think he means prophetic lol

    • @mikepascale3836
      @mikepascale3836 Месяц назад +4

      Bert's use of the word prolific is prolific. 😂 I think he meant profound.

    • @danmartin9160
      @danmartin9160 Месяц назад +8

      Tom. I know you love Bert and I know he's your best friend but It's time man. Drop Bert so we can actually listen to a good conversation when you have a great guest on

    • @sperez3275
      @sperez3275 Месяц назад

      @@danmartin9160 god y’all r miserable 😂 it seems like it sucks /: Get well soon!

  • @withoutthestatepodcast4989
    @withoutthestatepodcast4989 Месяц назад +3

    “Someone bring some ice in here” Jesus Bert

  • @stevieberg
    @stevieberg Месяц назад

    1:06:24 as someone who has watched every ufc event for years, the sphere was nothing short of magical. Was such a nice break from the normal UFC promo stuff between fights and absolutely epic. Need to have more of those in the future.

  • @jaymckown15
    @jaymckown15 Месяц назад +70

    Bert being obnoxiously drunk for sit down with a shark like Dana White is crazy. He should watch this back and be embarrassed. He openly shouted for ice while Dana was mid-convo. Get sober Bert and grow up

    • @matthewhill7311
      @matthewhill7311 Месяц назад

      you can tell by the tone of that quick comment hes an absolute cund to everyone that works for him or he thinks are below him

    • @carlosbenavnete241
      @carlosbenavnete241 Месяц назад +1

      Hey spread love not hate brother

    • @michaelhxhdhdjdj
      @michaelhxhdhdjdj Месяц назад

      Then why the fuck do use watch it!??
      I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!!
      Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 Месяц назад

      Bert Kreischer is like an impetuous 14 year old boy, but thousands of times more annoying. And yet again CANNOT RESIST interrupting.

  • @ronnydisalvo80
    @ronnydisalvo80 Месяц назад +36

    When is Bert gonna get a shirt that says. ITS ALL ABOUT ME 😅😂

  • @elssmann827
    @elssmann827 Месяц назад +25

    Man it would be so great to have this episode with just Tom and Dana.

  • @fox3rc05
    @fox3rc05 Месяц назад +7

    Can we get a [Skip Bert] option instead of [Skip Ad] for this one ?! Damn

    • @michaelhxhdhdjdj
      @michaelhxhdhdjdj Месяц назад

      Then why the fuck do use watch it!??
      I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!!
      Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time

  • @mandaloreward8299
    @mandaloreward8299 Месяц назад +2

    I love when Blurt asks a question and immediately interrupts him when he goes to answer.

  • @bearkuda
    @bearkuda Месяц назад +62

    Brent is holding YMH back as a whole.

  • @impoundedkota
    @impoundedkota Месяц назад +54

    took him an hour, but he finally de-railed this fuckin thing

  • @DDrrjj_j
    @DDrrjj_j Месяц назад +138

    8:55 "this is the most corrupt place in the world"
    Dana realizing the adult across from him has room temp IQ

    • @irish7611
      @irish7611 Месяц назад +5

      Then we hear Bert wheezing into the mic and struggling to sit ….

    • @tbizzle00
      @tbizzle00 Месяц назад +4

      Room temp IQ 😂

    • @peezyplays-_-
      @peezyplays-_- Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂room temp iq got it

    • @andreaadams8849
      @andreaadams8849 Месяц назад

      In Celsius

  • @austinweir5281
    @austinweir5281 Месяц назад +3

    The amount of times Bert interrupts is astonishing!

  • @JohnnyDeezlifts
    @JohnnyDeezlifts Месяц назад +3

    Leave it to Bert to incoherently flex to Dana the entire podcast😂

  • @Jimmyjohnson17768
    @Jimmyjohnson17768 Месяц назад +247

    Every time Bert speaks I just immediately start getting annoyed

    • @mortenkittelsen1993
      @mortenkittelsen1993 Месяц назад +9

      Like when you comment on videos?

    • @jeremyfortune7274
      @jeremyfortune7274 Месяц назад +5

      The show would be much better without Bert… use his name, fine, but he doesn’t need to interject or speak at all. Try it, bet money more folks watch

    • @shelleyhernandez6510
      @shelleyhernandez6510 Месяц назад +4

      Me too! I’m sure Dana has fantastic stories but Bert won’t let him complete a thought. Down boy! 😂

    • @am3r1k1lla5
      @am3r1k1lla5 Месяц назад +2

      Don't listen then just stick to your mom's house

    • @NateGUYYY
      @NateGUYYY Месяц назад

      @@mortenkittelsen1993good one. You clown.

  • @gooooooofy7194
    @gooooooofy7194 Месяц назад +21

    2:25 brets first word

  • @nickpich1
    @nickpich1 Месяц назад +50

    Tom, i respect your loyalty to Bert. But he is holding you back.

    • @drinkmorecocacola
      @drinkmorecocacola Месяц назад

      Lmao he’s famous for the hate Bert gets. It makes you comment and even that makes me comment to inform you.

    • @showtime1235
      @showtime1235 Месяц назад

      frrrr

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 Месяц назад

      Too late, I grew sick of Tom a LONG time ago too

  • @GW420
    @GW420 Месяц назад +1

    The machine!!!!! Bert can do no wrong

  • @KevinLopez-dn7if
    @KevinLopez-dn7if Месяц назад

    You know it’s a great interview when Bert is under control for most of the interview 😂😂😂😂

  • @lukeyfresh
    @lukeyfresh Месяц назад +121

    7 min in and bert is def dying inside. I just know he wants to start yapping

    • @beatrice81
      @beatrice81 Месяц назад +3

      😂😂😂really

    • @Chris-P
      @Chris-P Месяц назад +4

      Min 8 he begins 🤣

    • @tyler1735
      @tyler1735 Месяц назад +3

      Just wait.

    • @deaderthendead041
      @deaderthendead041 День назад

      I bet you couldn't be original with jokes if your life depended on it

  • @C_Alcock
    @C_Alcock Месяц назад +35

    WOW from the 1hr mark on Bert is absolutely insufferable. Too drunk to have an adult conversation(not that he can handle that sober) I feel bad for Tom, especially at 1:02 when he's tapping his arm while cutting him & Dana off like a undisciplined 5 year old and saying everything is "prolific" which he somehow managed to not use correctly even once! Lmao

  • @buckeyegirl16
    @buckeyegirl16 Месяц назад +50

    I can't believe bert called Joe Rogan a moron. That's bananas. Bert wouldn't last even 5 minutes talking to any of Joe's scientist or political scientist type guests or even talking to Joe on any of those topics. That comment was asinine.

    • @tomrockwood851
      @tomrockwood851 Месяц назад

      Joe Rogan: Smartest man in a country full of idiots.

    • @itsandy11
      @itsandy11 Месяц назад

      How surprised are you?

    • @davidmgill
      @davidmgill 16 дней назад

      To be fair, Joe is a moron for promoting Bert to us all.

  • @Rab-ql6en
    @Rab-ql6en Месяц назад +3

    "eeeeeeeee", "me, me, me", "i i i i i".

  • @KinGJA1M3S
    @KinGJA1M3S Месяц назад +5

    Dam Bert.. Are you not tired of that Jr high school girl laugh yet? And that eeeeeeeeeee is super gay.. 😂
    Dana White was like wtf?¿

  • @jamescollins5128
    @jamescollins5128 Месяц назад +52

    Dana just ignoring butter is great

    • @OMGJaybe
      @OMGJaybe Месяц назад +2

      BUTTER 💀

  • @cas126
    @cas126 Месяц назад +34

    Bert has the kind of energy that could make even the weird guy at work uncomfortable

  • @Zareias
    @Zareias Месяц назад +64

    how did Dana even stand Bert for 1 hour 20 😂

  • @RichieKa0s13
    @RichieKa0s13 Месяц назад +6

    This interview really showed how annoyed Bert makes people. He's becoming more and more intolerable. He's reminds me of Stewart from Mad TV "Look what I can do!" and then does nothing. Just the least funny most irritating person ever. Episodes where it's just Tom and Bert are good because it's mostly Tom gaslighting Bert. But whenever there's another guest along with Bert or Tom not there at all, the episodes are just painful to make it through. I'm just happy to see that with each episode more and more people are realizing how much Bert sucks.

  • @chansoopark9953
    @chansoopark9953 Месяц назад

    Tom is a GREAT FRIEND for carrying bert

  • @shelleyhernandez6510
    @shelleyhernandez6510 Месяц назад +21

    Everytime I get excited about what Dana’s about to say, Bert derails the train. Is this what every podcast is like? 😂

  • @centraltravelsports3696
    @centraltravelsports3696 Месяц назад +25

    Hey, you tube is there an edited version without Bert talking? Those time stamps would be priceless!

  • @ja5304
    @ja5304 Месяц назад +31

    2 seconds in and I already can hear Bert labored breathing. Put on a god damn cpap

    • @FreemanThomas2
      @FreemanThomas2 Месяц назад +2

      😂. Tom should be reading these burns on his ymh podcast.

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy Месяц назад

      @@FreemanThomas2 He can't lose the fat chick in his friend group that makes him look so good.

  • @ErnestPanda33
    @ErnestPanda33 Месяц назад

    My entire family and I all gathered at my house to watch the UFC Noche at the Sphere and WOW, we had such a badass time!!! Thank you Dana for those awsome memories

  • @BobbyDieMond
    @BobbyDieMond Месяц назад +4

    Dana’s real af. Never insulted anyone when Burt was instigating and instead he’d say nice stuff about them. Podcast Cringe is gonna go crazy with this episode.

  • @TwoTreesVisuals
    @TwoTreesVisuals Месяц назад +30

    Bert was not prepared for this moment.

  • @Dough709
    @Dough709 Месяц назад +17

    Dana bringing his own Powerslap cup is killing me.

  • @markmadonna7068
    @markmadonna7068 Месяц назад +25

    Im still try to get over the fact that Bert of all people called rogan a moron🤦‍♂️

  • @ZR2124
    @ZR2124 Месяц назад +6

    Bert not wearing socks or shoes pisses me off

  • @craigmcvey2808
    @craigmcvey2808 Месяц назад +20

    Bert: I'd love to talk more about me.
    His actual only thought

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy Месяц назад +1

      You forgot the part where he goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" over everyone while they're talking because he'd rather hear the sound of dolphin than other humans who aren't speaking about him.

    • @craigmcvey2808
      @craigmcvey2808 Месяц назад

      @@FunnyDougy frankly, dolphins should be insulted because at least their "EEEEEEEE" means something to them. Berts noise is just nightmare fuel for my earbuds

  • @brianquadflieg5578
    @brianquadflieg5578 Месяц назад +26

    Could of been a good show if Bert called in sick

  • @Alec19347
    @Alec19347 Месяц назад +23

    Bert tryna explain the thrill of gambling to Dana….

    • @FunnyDougy
      @FunnyDougy Месяц назад +1

      He said "ME" a lot in that explanations, in most of his explanations to be fair.

    • @seanhurley150
      @seanhurley150 Месяц назад

      The tiggles

  • @Actual_Human_Take
    @Actual_Human_Take Месяц назад +2

    Burl Kurler is the Tila Tequila of Comedy

    • @DavisD814
      @DavisD814 Месяц назад +1

      Greatest analogy I’ve ever seen.

  • @jfoss1974
    @jfoss1974 Месяц назад +1

    Vegas is a great playground for adults. I agree with Dana 💯

  • @vertical7047
    @vertical7047 Месяц назад +22

    Bertrude calling Joey, Tommy and Dana dumb guys. Is like me (a movie theater janitor) calling Tommy a poor. He sounds a little butt hurt about everyone talking about how simple he is 😂

  • @Poise716
    @Poise716 Месяц назад +17

    lol came to comment on Bert. You guys got this 😂

  • @Sick6thSense
    @Sick6thSense Месяц назад +18

    Bert "Can I ask you a weird question" Kreischer

    • @davidmgill
      @davidmgill 16 дней назад

      But he’ll ask the question in a way that somehow brings it back to him and show how he’s s cool guy.

  • @AVandug
    @AVandug Месяц назад

    Man almost every podcast with Dana have the same type of questions, but he still manages to deliver new and extremely useful answers every god damn time. "I fucking love that guy" like he would say about anyone he admires lol!

  • @Tweedledeed
    @Tweedledeed Месяц назад +18

    Dear lord Bert was absolutely insufferable and I’m a big fan literally embarrassed for him in front of Dana

  • @salokcin69
    @salokcin69 Месяц назад +30

    Good lord Bert is such an active detriment to the show.

    • @ML-kx9gz
      @ML-kx9gz Месяц назад +1

      always has been, that's why I could never really get into this show. I tried in the beginning but his cackling and ego and just non-stop relentless promotion while being an absolute opportunist at all times is beyond annoying, it's almost like 2b1c really exposes him for what he is which is more of a businessman than an actual comedian. it gets to be highly agitating very quickly. I just noticed that Dana was on here and wanted to see how he reacted to Bert, dana went out of his way to be nice while also kind of slapping him around, towards the end you can see he's starting to get very aggravated by him and Tom is just sitting there looking embarrassed.

    • @Illiyinmusic
      @Illiyinmusic Месяц назад

      How? It's their show. It's been like this from day one.. It got big because of them two together. It just works. Create one thing in your life besides boogers

    • @michaelhxhdhdjdj
      @michaelhxhdhdjdj Месяц назад

      Then why the fuck do use watch it!??
      I really enjoy rogans podcast, i HATE his comedy i think its awful too the point it makes me cringe watching it.. guess what, i didnt watch his special! The special before or ANY standup clips why the fuck would i!!
      Im sorry but you have too be some next level LOOSER too watch a podcast you hate every week, knowing you dont like it just too write a comment and get some validation from other loosers? There must be better things than 25 likes on ur comment too make you feel good and waste 90 minutes of your life for? Maybe watch something u enjoy!!???? Thats got too be better than 90 minutes of something u hate just so u can write a shitty comment and have another 25 people like it. It cant feel that good too get them likes and theres so much content available on youtube, netflix, tiktok, amazon ….. theres 5 billion hours of content and stuff too watch at any moment. Why would you spend an hour watching people u hate enough too write a shitty comment? The truth hurts man get a friend or family or something theres better things too do with ur time