My exact thought. 😂 Tom's just thinking about how much easier podcasting would be with Bert not around- not even being shy about it haha! I know they love each other- just fun.
Listening to Bert chew and swallow his food, full mouth breathing, smackin, and taking the absolutely largest bites he can fit in his face. Oof, I couldn't
Most disgusting shit I’ve ever heard in my fuckin life. Somehow he makes chewing sound worse than a 7 year old purposefully open mouth chewing in your ear. How? He’s fucking Bert. Only fucking Bert smh.
Had to take breaks from this one because the sound of Bart chewing was absolutely revolting. And it’s essentially the entire episode. God bless Lee Ann and hate from Australia ❤
Blart makes the most horrendous noises when he eats! Not just the smacking but the moans and everything. He sounds like he hasn't eaten in months and finally got ahold of a chicken. Thank you, Tom, for backing away from the mic to eat! Haha!
I cannot watch and listen to Bert eat. Please, I’m begging you, don’t ever let this happen again. I stopped immediately when the smacking started. EDIT: My DUI judge was Aileen Wuornos’ prosecutor.
I stopped watching all things Tom & Bert about six months ago; the last half of my year has been so clear. Less distraction, anger, senselessness, etc. It’s freed up my soul I feel like. Highly recommend reflecting on the content & what it brings to your life.
I can't fathom how an entire team of people approved this for upload, Bert's chewing actually got me not bothering to finish the episode for the first time ever.
Tom was right on how to pronounce Sergio Tacchini's name! I can see he is learning italian very well. Fun fact: when Tom speaks italian he has a very strong spanish accent
Bert eats his last meal like he can't WAIT to get into the electric chair. Does he know that he doesn't have to jam the entire thing into his mouth at once? I have a feeling that ANY meal he had with me would be his last meal.
I now see why people hate Burt after literally having zero self awareness. Chewing with his mouth open straight into a mic on a podcast should be a death sentence
Bert talks like a kid talks at a sleepover and the lights are off
Man... You are exactly right. I was that kid.
@@chrisfair11 Are you Bert?
Man thats a really damn creative observation
Probably the most accurate description I have heard.
Thats why this podcast is the shit.
Eating mic’d up is definitely my most hated sound in the world and Bert has mastered it. F-uck-ing brutal!
i lost my appetite for the whole week
Rick glassman would die 😂💀
I hate watch Somethings Burning cuz of that 😑
I would rather Masterbate with a handful of sandpaper and shards of class than listen to Kurt fucking chew.
And opening drink cans. THE WORST.
Tom casually convincing Bert to leave the country for 3 months so he doesn't have to see him 😂
😅😅
“Casually” 🙄 grow up
My exact thought. 😂
Tom's just thinking about how much easier podcasting would be with Bert not around- not even being shy about it haha!
I know they love each other- just fun.
I literally was saying.....yes Tom keep going!!! 😂😂😂😂
Hell, just so he doesn’t have to watch him eat anymore
Listening to Bert chew and swallow his food, full mouth breathing, smackin, and taking the absolutely largest bites he can fit in his face. Oof, I couldn't
Can you imagine living in a nice sweet French town and Brent moves in next door for 3 months?
Bert the guy screaming “freebird” or “jager” on a Paris vacation 🤣
Eating fried chicken in the mic was the most disgusting sound. That was even worse than Bert’s attempt at accents
Remember the donut episode?
Thank you for the warning! I needed to be mentally prepared for that shit
I threw up every time he took a bite
Watching is kinda worse. Collectively really really disgusting.
Wish I saw this before, had to yank out my headphones
Listening to Bert smack his food into a microphone really ruined my day.
For real it was worse than him describing the shits he takes.
Fucking driving me nuts
Can't fucking stand eating in the mic
So gross Im skipping over parts of this
I've forced myself to listen to SOOOO much crap fly out of Bart's mouth.... this is THE WORST!!!
Who thought it was a good idea to make us listen to brett eat like an animal for 2 hours?
😂
Who thought it would be a good idea to allow you to comment 🤔 what a catastrophe
Glad I wasn’t the only one lol
I dont mind the eating noises, but I upvoted your comment for calling him Brett. Hilarious.
Why the FUCK would you just have a podcast where Bert chews into a mic?
Hearing Berk eat into the mic like a child learning their motor skills would make even the best of people turn into serial killers.
The sound of Bert eating might actually make me take a bath with a toaster.
Good luck
You mean to tell me that with all that money that Bert has, he couldn’t find one person to teach him how to chew with his mouth closed???
Bert eats exactly how you would expect him too
To*
Burt eating into a mic is somehow worse than the whole Kimmel episode
Doubt.
HOLY SHIT I CANT STAND LISTENING TO YOU EAT
Loving fast forwarding 80% of your show thanks
Bart eating is worse than him bulldozing guests
Unsubbed after this for real
Bart
Bert eating on mic is a “nightmeer“
Hahahah I thought I was the only one who heard that. I was barely listening and was like wait wtf did he say
Next time you don't won't people to watch. Just have Bert eating again
Yeah definitely didn't need that right in my ear
He’s such a pig
Most disgusting shit I’ve ever heard in my fuckin life. Somehow he makes chewing sound worse than a 7 year old purposefully open mouth chewing in your ear. How? He’s fucking Bert. Only fucking Bert smh.
Had to shut it off
It should be a crime
It’s insane that Tom isn’t checking Bert on his insane eating sounds. Smacking chicken and then burping on a podcast is insane.
After that French impression I would give up on sounds from Bert too
I’ve never wished such bad things upon you guys until having to hear you chew.
I can go 29 more years without hearing bert eat again
The sound of Bart eating was probably the 2nd grossest thing I've ever heard only to be topped by the very next thing he blurts out...
I'm apparently one of the last few psychos that actually enjoys Bert, but holy shit, the fried chicken bit really tested my resolve. Jesus Christ...
I love him and I loved it lol what was so bad
@@francescaerreia8859what are you 8 years old?
@@francescaerreia8859I thought the same thing lol
@@OutlawTorn33 I’m actually 12
No worries, he'll lose you, too.
Hearing Bart eat, made my stomach turn.
Had to take breaks from this one because the sound of Bart chewing was absolutely revolting. And it’s essentially the entire episode. God bless Lee Ann and hate from Australia ❤
Bert chews like someone imitating a r-word chewing.
it's so bad I had to shut off the episode. Can't do this to people wearing headphones guys c'mon!
You're telling me Bert eats this episode? Thanks for saving me an hour
@@levinenIt’s fucking brutal.
I work with a guy that sounds like that and it's a job that we have to eat while we work, so I can't escape it. It's infuriating.
Bert definitely needs hear these comments . Cause the eating was insanely disgusting.
Bert does accents in various degrees of Kermit
Spot on 🐸
I heard Mario/scarface 🤣
The accuracy
This comment made my day!! 😂😂😂
BERT IS SOOO ADDICTED TO FAME THERE IS NOOO POSSIBLE WAY HE COULD GO OFLINE FOR MORE THAN A DAY LET ALONE A MONTH IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY 😂😂
I think it’s just a bit
Spot On !
Jealous words
Bert chewing food by an expensive microphone is a fresh new Hell.
Tom and Bert chewing, ASMR nightmare!
The Devil’s ASMR
Blart makes the most horrendous noises when he eats! Not just the smacking but the moans and everything. He sounds like he hasn't eaten in months and finally got ahold of a chicken. Thank you, Tom, for backing away from the mic to eat! Haha!
He’s cocaine bear.
@paltryicons4610 this actually makes a lot of sense! Hahaha!
27:18 love hearing Bert chew in my ear, great surprise this morning, hate from everywhere
I'm pretty sure a cow chews softer than bart
I cannot watch and listen to Bert eat. Please, I’m begging you, don’t ever let this happen again. I stopped immediately when the smacking started.
EDIT: My DUI judge was Aileen Wuornos’ prosecutor.
“Why don’t people like Bert?” Exhibit A ahh episode
Enny or anyone standing by in the booth who allows this madness, for the absolute love of god. Mute Bert when he takes a bite😂
I've never skipped so much of an episode of 2 bears. Chew. Away. From. The. Mic.
Tom’s just doing test runs on last meals because he’s going to murder Burt and flee to Italy. We wish him well.
No no no, everywhere Tom talks about going is a misdirection so we'll all be looking for him there. He's done his homework.
He is a Hannibal Lecter type MFer
You guys smacking food into the mic was a mood
Listening to bert chew gave me the willies
Lets see what hate is in the comments today.
Sending hate from Ohio 😊
The residual Kimmel hate will last for a while.
Ignore the positivity
Hate from utah
Legit hate from Norway the second they started loudly chewing into the mic's. I've never wished for a person to choke before.
Bert: We can buddy up on your tour bus
Tom: changes subject 😅
No wonder. Did you hear Bert eat in this episode? And have you heard him describe his shits?
I wouldn't want to be in the same state as Bert.
3 episodes away from Bert doing black face
Ooh I put it in my calendar
Dont worry. Jimmy Kimmel will protect them with his karl malone immunity
3 minimum. It might even be next episode
Man you guys let Bert terrorize you on a weekly basis, so needy for attention
I bet Tom can talk him into it, easily
Berts chewing is one thing, but how much hes thought of keeping and torturing someone was more unfortable lol
He’s child doing it on purpose so the 8 producers start to laugh
Eh not really.
1) it's not that abnormal
2) Tom was better at it than Bert anyway - Tom probably has thought about it more than Bert
Starving someone and then asking if they want jalapeños is pretty funny lol
@@xitaris5981 bro how old are you that what I said went in one ear and it the other
Do you know what time it is at? I hate hearing grown men who never got slapped in the mouth by grandma eat
Listening to Bert Eat is going to turn me into a serial killer
Bert chews like my toddler.
Bert's chewing is my nightmeer. Good God.
Bert ate that chicken like it was his legit last meal lol.
Hearing bert eat into the mic is making me feel like i need to choose my last meal
I was really excited about this episode. And then Bert started eating. immediately had to stop
Can you guys shut off Bert's mic when he eats? Good Lord!
Tom is secretly trying to get Bert back on the bad food train 😂
why does Bert keep doing the muppet voice??
Every accent is muppet
All I kept think about
@@downsouth333if that was true, i’d hate Bert as much as a lot of people on here do
Spot on! 🐸 🐷
Bert’s fried chicken and wet pssy analogy did have me rolling tho 😂
Jebus. Tom is a master character assassin. As soon as that KFC came out he knew Barf would self implode and chew into the mike. Brilliant 👏👏👏👏👏👏
I love a episode of just people chewing into the mic
Don’t watch then
*an episode ....and (I) love literacy. 😅😅😅
You're as annoying as the mic chewing
If I were getting the electric chair. There’s only one last meal. 1lb of popcorn kernels. Go out like a champ.
Psycho
I stopped watching all things Tom & Bert about six months ago; the last half of my year has been so clear. Less distraction, anger, senselessness, etc. It’s freed up my soul I feel like. Highly recommend reflecting on the content & what it brings to your life.
Tom doing a Shopify ad with his retainer in once Christina pointed out the lisp on ymh pod I cant unhear it😂 thank you chishtina😂
Tom is keeping Bert’s career alive
Ohhh, ahhhwe....sad.
Darkness, and the only noise is bert eating ANYTHING. My personal hell. Never shut a pod off so fast hahaha fuck that
@@gnarchronicles SAME
I can't fathom how an entire team of people approved this for upload, Bert's chewing actually got me not bothering to finish the episode for the first time ever.
Same. Awful listen
They’re fucking with us. Punishing us for the Kimmel hate.
Listening to Barf’s chewing makes me wanna Van Gogh myself
This ASMR of Bert eating really makes me excited for the In Memoriam of Bert episode of this show.
Like whoa. 😮
Listening to burt eat gave me the worst acid reflux
Bert's impression of Ray Romano speaking with a horrible Italian accent is spot on 👍
Was almost tempted to go listen to another podcast when Bert ate into the mic, dear god
Yeah that was too much for me
I'm 100% more interested in Bert chomping in the mic than the episode with Jon Stewart or Jimmy Kimmel
27:02 the pod continues to get worse by the episode
I love that birtrude says that 3 months is not enough time to grow vegetables but its plenty of time to start a family 😂
WARNING! : Pause before @26:50 if you want to keep your breakfast inside your stomach.
EDIT : And also don't watch the rest of this.
I would vote for Bert for President!
Tom was right on how to pronounce Sergio Tacchini's name! I can see he is learning italian very well. Fun fact: when Tom speaks italian he has a very strong spanish accent
God damn it Bert stop smacking into the mic! Tom is eating quietly like a fucking gentleman
Barts chewing, yet another thing I could do without ever hearing again
Bert manages to tell you he’s from Florida every episode without telling you he’s from Florida.
And quite often tells you he's from Florida.
😅
Sounds like you’ve never met someone from Florida. Thats everyone from Florida
Bert is florida man 😂
It’s absolutely wild to see how fast Bert is falling. It’s insane! Everyone see his fall but him.
Please never let Bert eat on mic again. And this is a LEGITIMATE request. Please
So painful how Brett instantly goes back to Italian
I can’t get past the thumbnail without Burp already pissing me off
Hearing Bert eat made me lash out and kill all my coworkers... This is your fault Bert...
Love Tom's commercial ads. Always sounds like he just learned to read for the first time and he sounds so proud.
Every single episode looks like Tom just tolerating Bert, his laugh gives it away, like "yeah, okay buddy" 😂😂😂😂
I didn't know I could get more disgusted by Bert until he ate that chicken...
*disgusted as in disgust. Discussion is a type of conversation. It's past tense is "discussed". *Literacy matters.
👀
@@Ultamami Yes, I ment disgusted. Thank you!
on death row saving pie for later is such a g move.
The guy lobotomized himself with a handgun. I'm not sure this is the G move everyone thinks 😂
Listening to Bert eat makes me throw up in my mouth every fucking time. Dude....I can't even
Lol, it's hilarious how Tom will let Bert extend the rope, even as he's actively hanging himself. It's such gold.
Bert eating is the worst type of torture! CIA should study this to get information persons of interest.
Just killing time til Bad Friends drops
Why are you doing this to yourself 😂
I had to tap out when they started eating. How is it so much grosser than Bobby and Steebee putting tigerbalm on their taints?
I love Bert, but we'd be fighting if we ever sat for a meal together - that cow chews a no go
It’s gotta be on purpose right?
@@bradyjamesmusic If it is, bro's mastering every way to be annoying
Bert eating is the most repulsive thing.
Bert's eating is going to give me an eating disorder
Wait till you see him drink
"Cameras everywhere. Such a bummer" lmfao
The world definitely needed a podcast of Bert eating.
Never let him eat on air ever again.
Bert looks like he’s eats raw potatoes 😂
Bert looks like he has an extra chromosome...
Bert eats his last meal like he can't WAIT to get into the electric chair. Does he know that he doesn't have to jam the entire thing into his mouth at once? I have a feeling that ANY meal he had with me would be his last meal.
Bert- See, I was saying it right! Toms face.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really tried but nope....another 2 bears episode I couldn't finish thanks to Bert. 😂
God it must just be a nightmare to be in Bert’s head. New sentences popping up every 3 milliseconds that all feel like revelations.
I now see why people hate Burt after literally having zero self awareness. Chewing with his mouth open straight into a mic on a podcast should be a death sentence