Death Row Last Meals | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler want to take over France. What starts with some fantasy vacation booking ends with Bert developing some wild ideas about being the mayor of a small French town. Tom's been a real true crime kick lately and has prepared a buffet of famous death row last meals from a collection of very cool guys and one gal. Bert and Tom taste test and give their two cents on each meal, plus get to know the crime and type of person behind each curated dish. They also talk about some revenge movie classics. Hope you're hungry!
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 244
RUclips Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:01 - European Styles
00:04:51 - Speaking New Languages
00:08:55 - Taking Over France
00:17:14 - French Towns
00:22:43 - Death Row Last Meals
00:28:48 - John Spekelenk/Sandwich Guy
00:37:13 - Aileen Wuornos/John Wayne Gacy
00:45:13 - Christopher Eugene Brooks/William Gary Sallie
00:53:56 - Timothy McVeigh
00:58:33 - Ted Kaczynski Related To John Krasinski?
01:02:51 - James Edward Smith/Stephen Wayne Anderson
01:07:14 - The Last Last Meal
01:13:07 - Punishment Fits The Crime
01:16:54 - Revenge Movies 
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Listening to Bert smack his food into a microphone really ruined my day.
For real it was worse than him describing the shits he takes.
Fucking driving me nuts
Can't fucking stand eating in the mic
So gross Im skipping over parts of this
I've forced myself to listen to SOOOO much crap fly out of Bart's mouth.... this is THE WORST!!!
Bert talks like a kid talks at a sleepover and the lights are off
Man... You are exactly right. I was that kid.
@@chrisfair11 Are you Bert?
Man thats a really damn creative observation
Probably the most accurate description I have heard.
Thats why this podcast is the shit.
Why the FUCK would you just have a podcast where Bert chews into a mic?
Can you imagine living in a nice sweet French town and Brent moves in next door for 3 months?
Bert the guy screaming “freebird” or “jager” on a Paris vacation 🤣
Tom casually convincing Bert to leave the country for 3 months so he doesn't have to see him 😂
😅😅
“Casually” 🙄 grow up
My exact thought. 😂
Tom's just thinking about how much easier podcasting would be with Bert not around- not even being shy about it haha!
I know they love each other- just fun.
I literally was saying.....yes Tom keep going!!! 😂😂😂😂
Hell, just so he doesn’t have to watch him eat anymore
Eating fried chicken in the mic was the most disgusting sound. That was even worse than Bert’s attempt at accents
Remember the donut episode?
Thank you for the warning! I needed to be mentally prepared for that shit
I threw up every time he took a bite
Watching is kinda worse. Collectively really really disgusting.
Wish I saw this before, had to yank out my headphones
Listening to Bert chew and swallow his food, full mouth breathing, smackin, and taking the absolutely largest bites he can fit in his face. Oof, I couldn't
Hearing Berk eat into the mic like a child learning their motor skills would make even the best of people turn into serial killers.
Eating mic’d up is definitely my most hated sound in the world and Bert has mastered it. F-uck-ing brutal!
i lost my appetite for the whole week
Rick glassman would die 😂💀
I hate watch Somethings Burning cuz of that 😑
I would rather Masterbate with a handful of sandpaper and shards of class than listen to Kurt fucking chew.
And opening drink cans. THE WORST.
Bert does accents in various degrees of Kermit
Spot on 🐸
I heard Mario/scarface 🤣
Blart makes the most horrendous noises when he eats! Not just the smacking but the moans and everything. He sounds like he hasn't eaten in months and finally got ahold of a chicken. Thank you, Tom, for backing away from the mic to eat! Haha!
He’s cocaine bear.
@paltryicons4610 this actually makes a lot of sense! Hahaha!
Berts chewing is one thing, but how much hes thought of keeping and torturing someone was more unfortable lol
He’s child doing it on purpose so the 8 producers start to laugh
Eh not really.
1) it's not that abnormal
2) Tom was better at it than Bert anyway - Tom probably has thought about it more than Bert
Starving someone and then asking if they want jalapeños is pretty funny lol
@@xitaris5981 bro how old are you that what I said went in one ear and it the other
Do you know what time it is at? I hate hearing grown men who never got slapped in the mouth by grandma eat
You mean to tell me that with all that money that Bert has, he couldn’t find one person to teach him how to chew with his mouth closed???
Who thought it was a good idea to make us listen to brett eat like an animal for 2 hours?
😂
Who thought it would be a good idea to allow you to comment 🤔 what a catastrophe
Glad I wasn’t the only one lol
Burt eating into a mic is somehow worse than the whole Kimmel episode
Doubt.
Darkness, and the only noise is bert eating ANYTHING. My personal hell. Never shut a pod off so fast hahaha fuck that
@@gnarchronicles SAME
Next time you don't won't people to watch. Just have Bert eating again
Yeah definitely didn't need that right in my ear
He’s such a pig
Most disgusting shit I’ve ever heard in my fuckin life. Somehow he makes chewing sound worse than a 7 year old purposefully open mouth chewing in your ear. How? He’s fucking Bert. Only fucking Bert smh.
Had to shut it off
It should be a crime
Bert eating on mic is a “nightmeer“
If I were getting the electric chair. There’s only one last meal. 1lb of popcorn kernels. Go out like a champ.
Psycho
“Why don’t people like Bert?” Exhibit A ahh episode
The sound of Bert eating might actually make me take a bath with a toaster.
Bert eats exactly how you would expect him too
To*
I'm 100% more interested in Bert chomping in the mic than the episode with Jon Stewart or Jimmy Kimmel
Burt eats like a child who doesn’t know they can breath through their nose
The sound of Bart eating was probably the 2nd grossest thing I've ever heard only to be topped by the very next thing he blurts out...
I'm apparently one of the last few psychos that actually enjoys Bert, but holy shit, the fried chicken bit really tested my resolve. Jesus Christ...
I love him and I loved it lol what was so bad
@@francescaerreia8859what are you 8 years old?
@@francescaerreia8859I thought the same thing lol
@@OutlawTorn33 I’m actually 12
No worries, he'll lose you, too.
Tom and Bert chewing, ASMR nightmare!
The Devil’s ASMR
But the producers had to know how absolutely turnt his mic was though right!? This had to be intentional audience torture..
Bart eating is worse than him bulldozing guests
Unsubbed after this for real
Bart
I can go 29 more years without hearing bert eat again
Hearing bert eat into the mic is making me feel like i need to choose my last meal
Bert chewing food by an expensive microphone is a fresh new Hell.
Bert chews like someone imitating a r-word chewing.
it's so bad I had to shut off the episode. Can't do this to people wearing headphones guys c'mon!
You're telling me Bert eats this episode? Thanks for saving me an hour
@@levinenIt’s fucking brutal.
I work with a guy that sounds like that and it's a job that we have to eat while we work, so I can't escape it. It's infuriating.
Bert definitely needs hear these comments . Cause the eating was insanely disgusting.
Lets see what hate is in the comments today.
Sending hate from Ohio 😊
The residual Kimmel hate will last for a while.
Ignore the positivity
Hate from utah
Legit hate from Norway the second they started loudly chewing into the mic's. I've never wished for a person to choke before.
i would rather cut off my arm than listen to bert chew his food
The way Bert chews makes me want to lay down in traffic
BERT IS SOOO ADDICTED TO FAME THERE IS NOOO POSSIBLE WAY HE COULD GO OFLINE FOR MORE THAN A DAY LET ALONE A MONTH IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY 😂😂
I think it’s just a bit
Spot On !
Jealous words
Tom’s just doing test runs on last meals because he’s going to murder Burt and flee to Italy. We wish him well.
No no no, everywhere Tom talks about going is a misdirection so we'll all be looking for him there. He's done his homework.
He is a Hannibal Lecter type MFer
Every single episode looks like Tom just tolerating Bert, his laugh gives it away, like "yeah, okay buddy" 😂😂😂😂
No one had to tell me or show me that Bert eats like that, I knew from the first time I saw him. That kind of open mouth chewing is in my top 10 most horrific sounds of all time, I have no idea how this man has a wife and a family.
I'm pretty sure a cow chews softer than bart
Bert chews like my toddler.
I’ve never wished such bad things upon you guys until having to hear you chew.
"Why do you keep secrets from me?" 😂
3 episodes away from Bert doing black face
Ooh I put it in my calendar
Dont worry. Jimmy Kimmel will protect them with his karl malone immunity
3 minimum. It might even be next episode
Man you guys let Bert terrorize you on a weekly basis, so needy for attention
I bet Tom can talk him into it, easily
Bert ate that chicken like it was his legit last meal lol.
I can't fathom how an entire team of people approved this for upload, Bert's chewing actually got me not bothering to finish the episode for the first time ever.
Same. Awful listen
They’re fucking with us. Punishing us for the Kimmel hate.
Hey, can you guys make an episode where Burt slobbinly eats fried chicken in the microphone? Oh wait. I'm so impatient. This will do.
why does Bert keep doing the muppet voice??
Every accent is muppet
All I kept think about
@@downsouth333if that was true, i’d hate Bert as much as a lot of people on here do
Spot on! 🐸 🐷
27:18 love hearing Bert chew in my ear, great surprise this morning, hate from everywhere
You guys smacking food into the mic was a mood
Bert: We can buddy up on your tour bus
Tom: changes subject 😅
No wonder. Did you hear Bert eat in this episode? And have you heard him describe his shits?
I wouldn't want to be in the same state as Bert.
Can you guys shut off Bert's mic when he eats? Good Lord!
Lmao I saw the comments about Bert eating fried chicken and I was like oh man probably gross but can’t be that bad. But it did sound exactly as he described and it was foul lmfaooooooo
BRO push the mic away or divert your dome while chewing 😭😭😭
Enny or anyone standing by in the booth who allows this madness, for the absolute love of god. Mute Bert when he takes a bite😂
It’s insane that Tom isn’t checking Bert on his insane eating sounds. Smacking chicken and then burping on a podcast is insane.
After that French impression I would give up on sounds from Bert too
The next time you guys have food in your podcast, Burts not allowed to eat any of it.
Tom is secretly trying to get Bert back on the bad food train 😂
The timestamps are from last week with jimmy kimmel😅😅.
Seeing Terrell Owens as the time stamp while thy talk about serial killers last meals made me giggle.
Kudos to the producers who figured out a segment that made the boys relatable and funny again vs the diet and bullshit they've been doing. Hell of an effort that pays off!
Listening to Barf’s chewing makes me wanna Van Gogh myself
I've never skipped so much of an episode of 2 bears. Chew. Away. From. The. Mic.
Bert's chewing is my nightmeer. Good God.
Yall are wild AF for this episode.lol! Also, Bert enjoyed Fried chicken more than any stereotypical black man ever has 🤣🤣🤣
Bert looks like the kid who would never pass up on a dare in the school cafeteria and would get detention right afterwards to the sound of children’s applause as he was escorted out.
Bert manages to tell you he’s from Florida every episode without telling you he’s from Florida.
And quite often tells you he's from Florida.
😅
Sounds like you’ve never met someone from Florida. Thats everyone from Florida
Bert is florida man 😂
I love a episode of just people chewing into the mic
Don’t watch then
*an episode ....and (I) love literacy. 😅😅😅
You're as annoying as the mic chewing
why don't they invent a chicken with four thighs and no breasts? - Bart the Inquisitive
HOLY SHIT I CANT STAND LISTENING TO YOU EAT
Loving fast forwarding 80% of your show thanks
Barts chewing, yet another thing I could do without ever hearing again
Bert's impression of Ray Romano speaking with a horrible Italian accent is spot on 👍
Bert visiting small French and European towns has the same vibes as Godzilla visiting Japan. "who is this giant creature!! run!!!".
Bert and Tom need to learn about the story of Jon Vernables. Hearing them talk about him would be hilarious 😂
Listening to burt eat gave me the worst acid reflux
God damn it Bert stop smacking into the mic! Tom is eating quietly like a fucking gentleman
Bert “It’s tach-a-he-nee” .. google “it’s tach-e-nee” Bert “ok, so I was right”……. Tom “you realise you could go live in Europe and learn a trade, or grow vegetables and learn their language” 😂😂
Hearing Bert eat with his mouth open is pure torture. A real slop
This ASMR of Bert eating really makes me excited for the In Memoriam of Bert episode of this show.
Like whoa. 😮
I love that birtrude says that 3 months is not enough time to grow vegetables but its plenty of time to start a family 😂
Hearing Bart eat, made my stomach turn.
Bert- See, I was saying it right! Toms face.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So painful how Brett instantly goes back to Italian
Hearing Bert eat made me lash out and kill all my coworkers... This is your fault Bert...
not surprising the longest 2 bears 1 cave is about food.
I really tried but nope....another 2 bears episode I couldn't finish thanks to Bert. 😂
I didn't know I could get more disgusted by Bert until he ate that chicken...
*disgusted as in disgust. Discussion is a type of conversation. It's past tense is "discussed". *Literacy matters.
👀
@@Ultamami Yes, I ment disgusted. Thank you!
I can’t get past the thumbnail without Burp already pissing me off
Listening to Burt do accents and eat made me violent
Listening to Bert Eat is going to turn me into a serial killer
Tom is keeping Bert’s career alive
Ohhh, ahhhwe....sad.
We often hear that Bernt orders a lot of food and we assume he eats so much when in fact his mouth is open the whole time chewing leaving a large amount of the meal on his chair and his surrounding area
It’s absolutely wild to see how fast Bert is falling. It’s insane! Everyone see his fall but him.
Jebus. Tom is a master character assassin. As soon as that KFC came out he knew Barf would self implode and chew into the mike. Brilliant 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Bert looks like he’s eats raw potatoes 😂
Bert looks like he has an extra chromosome...
Never let him eat on air ever again.
"Cameras everywhere. Such a bummer" lmfao
Bert unironically calling someone a "mouth breather" is wild.
on death row saving pie for later is such a g move.
The guy lobotomized himself with a handgun. I'm not sure this is the G move everyone thinks 😂
If you hearing people chew DO NOT WATCH THIS!!! I WARN YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bert chews like a toothless Mastiff