I loved this episode and how Tom was just completely zoned out the whole time, and of course Bert getting some of the best most accurate advice he could ask for ......and completely not hearing any of it!!! If Stavy takes his own advice (and gets in better shape) his life was end far more fulfilled and happy than Tom or Bert could dream of. As he was trying to tell them, they are racing after a prize that does not exist, while ignoring the true gifts they already have!
I thought the same thing. I was like, “damn, look at Bert taking in some insightful interpersonal advice that would help foster a healthy psychological mind…oh never mind it went right over his head”.
Stavros fumbled Rachel Sennott because he wanted an open relationship. Him having a show where he gives callers relationship advice is a hilarious premise, second only to a show where he gives callers dietary advice
@@aminr4281its not that complex but its also not cool..... I should know bc I do the same thing! Lol loving the ep while also talking 💩 about Bert or Tom 🤣
I personally came here for stavros and a little bit of Tom. The thing about Bert is the low emotional intelligence, Stavros is trying to delicately lay down some of Bert's issues and Bert isn't willing to just take it in but just shift blame onto anything else, then tell about booze and then some more about himself.
They just need to “film” two or three episodes back to back with bret only and no one else, tell him these are gonna be the next big thing, then don’t post them. He’ll forget he did those immediately and just maybe he will get tired of talking for a few good guests.
I do really like Stav I’ve called onto his live show once really encouraging and gave me solid advice about aiming high and working on myself for me. The way he’s open, about who he is his struggles and weight have helped me become more comfortable with myself and helped me make good strides in my own weight loss, I’m down 30 lbs now, and his open and honesty was very encouraging
Stav dishing out legit great life advice that I feel just went right over Bert's head. I don't think Bert has ever been alone with his thoughts for longer than 5 minutes. He has no idea what he wants out of life or even who he is.
Absolutely absurd take on Bert to say he doesn't know himself or what he wants out of life. It's hard for me to think of anyone who has more honestly embraced himself for all his strengths and flaws and absolutely succeeded at that, than Bert. The Bert hate is at insane levels right now if you think Bert doesn't know what he wants or how to get it. Bert lacks a lot of things but he's self-actualized as fuck.
I really like the format of having Bert and Tom with the guest together. It's definitely a move in a better direction after the months of solo episodes
I like how Stavros was saying some important shit that Bert should’ve been listening to but I can tell he didn’t hear a single word he said because alcohol walked into the room.
There’s a reason that the greatest comics get the title of ‘philosopher’ thrown around with their names. Observation of the world around can tell you a lot, and both comics and philosophers make their living by communicating those observations. The only difference is the context, really.
Bert would beg his mom for a n64.. just to try and be the most privileged and popular kid on the block and tell everyone that he has one, just like Cartman from South Park would do 😂
This is the best 2 Bears I've seen with Bert hands down. Everyone was hilarious. I've been tired of Bert the last few months, but you can tell he & Tom are listening & improving.
41:07 I watch your RUclips special so much and now tires!! Please never let it go you are a true comic and a awesome character in our world. Thank you for being here.
I was listening only and at 43:30 Stavy is therapizing Bart saying some deep shit and it sounded like he was having an “AH HA” moment but then i realized someone just brought him a drink and he was excited.
Darnell has been representing the Black Brother Coalition since his days on Chapelle's Show, and now we know why. Name of the book is "The Real Pepsi Challenge" for those interested.
Stav is a really smart guy once you hear him. He has some good views on life and you can tell he has been working on himself a lot lately. Good for him.
love the new episodes. I love having BOTH Bears AND a Guest, i think it really suits the show more. just want to appreciate the willingness to be self aware and make a change in format. #keepfeatherinitbrother #fullyloaded
You guys should look up Blizzard Beer system. The company is based in Orange County. It's probably what Bert was talking about. They have multiple patents on their tap systems. A keg can be in a regular fridge and it comes out the tap at 28 degrees. So cold it freezes the mug. Tom is rich enough to have one installed in the Cave.
Nah, Tom would just drag him down and try to turn him into a vapid sellout. Stav is doing just fine on his own and he even has a better understanding of Bert's issues than Tom. Stav masterfully called out Bert to his face without making it obvious and uncomfortable. I doubt Bert really appreciated or understood what Stav was trying to say though.
some info on pointy hats: A capuchon is a cone-shaped ceremonial hat worn during the Mardi Gras celebration in the Cajun areas of southern Louisiana, known as the Courir de Mardi Gras.[1] The rural celebration is based on early begging rituals, similar to those still celebrated by mummers, wassailers and celebrants of Halloween. As Mardi Gras is the celebration of the final day before Lent, celebrants drink and eat heavily, but dress in costume, ostensibly to protect their identities. Many of the traditional costumes are derivatives of the costumes worn in early rural France during the same celebration. The costumes directly mock the nobility, the clergy and the educated; celebrants wear miter hats, mortarboards and capuchons, which were initially designed to mock the tall pointy hats worn by noble women. These hats are still worn, primarily by men. The name "capuchon" comes from the same root word, "cappa" in Latin, meaning a cape or hood, that gives us "cap", "cape", "cope", "chapeau" in French, Capuchin monkeys, Capuchin friars, cappuccinos and baseball caps. Chaperon (headgear) describes the development of the word. The hats are vibrantly decorated to match (or intentionally mis-match) the colorful Mardi Gras costumes that they accompany. They are often worn with a mask. The capuchons worn by Mardi Gras celebrants are unrelated to the pointed hoods worn by the Ku Klux Klan, and predate the hoods by several hundred years.
Dropping this @ around 5:30 AM Pacific time when dads are still hungover from a great Father's Day on Sunday! Waking up to see THIS, Stavros on 2 BEARS 1 CAVE!!! FUCK YES!!!
16:29 This is the episode where we found out how much of berts mental capacity is going to some kind of experience-associative autism relating to different types of alcoholic beverages. My man is going on skiing trips to get the right setting for his IPAs
This episode was way deeper than I ever expected it to be...Whole new level of respect from Stavros.
43:35 when Stavvy breaks down Bert in 7 sec and you think he has a breakthrough, but it was just the sight of incoming beverages 😂
Bert tunes out the truth.
So rude to not even acknowledge what Stav said and just "oh shiny thing!"
Janm@@hettel_visual
4 words: Great heart. Fatty liver.
I loved this episode and how Tom was just completely zoned out the whole time, and of course Bert getting some of the best most accurate advice he could ask for ......and completely not hearing any of it!!! If Stavy takes his own advice (and gets in better shape) his life was end far more fulfilled and happy than Tom or Bert could dream of. As he was trying to tell them, they are racing after a prize that does not exist, while ignoring the true gifts they already have!
Stavy calling Bert a drunk and then cutting to the Better Help cold read … I mean, classic
and bert reading it, obviously being hungover
I laughed so hard when it cut to that
It was perfect
And better help is a scam, so many layers
Very cumtown-esque
Stavy explaining poorness to Tom and Bert is funny
Fr and Tom staying dead quiet
He force changed the subject 😂
Stavi did an amazing job in Tires. The dude can actually act.
IMO he was the best actor in the series.
He did great….i was so impressed
Better than Bert ever will be lol
he has a spare tire thats why it came naturally
Full size spare.
43:30 Thought Bert was having an epiphany about Stavros talking about missing out on time with his family, but it was just about his drink showing up.
I thought the same thing. I was like, “damn, look at Bert taking in some insightful interpersonal advice that would help foster a healthy psychological mind…oh never mind it went right over his head”.
Bert in a nutshell
Dead. 😂
I like how Stavi gives Bert life advice and he's like 15 years younger than him.
stavros is a learned gentleman beyond his years.
@@NolieRavioli They dont call him Stavros "The Mind" Halkias for nothing
Stavros fumbled Rachel Sennott because he wanted an open relationship. Him having a show where he gives callers relationship advice is a hilarious premise, second only to a show where he gives callers dietary advice
@@tshepherd8145 guy knows what he wants and doesn’t compromise. Seemes ok to me
@tshepherd8145 she fumbled him by not allowing him to get his lil meat sucked on the side
The way Stavros dismantled Bert in the nicest way possible, is my favorite podcast moment of June so far.
Stav ripping Bert is just chefs kiss
Bert is sooooooo annoying
@@paolaplata722why do u watch 😂 how easy of a life u have, to complain about the content u still choose to watch 💀
@@sperez3275it’s human behavior! We love to hate on others. 😂😂 it’s not that complex.
@@aminr4281its not that complex but its also not cool..... I should know bc I do the same thing! Lol loving the ep while also talking 💩 about Bert or Tom 🤣
I personally came here for stavros and a little bit of Tom. The thing about Bert is the low emotional intelligence, Stavros is trying to delicately lay down some of Bert's issues and Bert isn't willing to just take it in but just shift blame onto anything else, then tell about booze and then some more about himself.
Stavy with the unsettlingly good takes
Nice of Tom and Stavy to interview Bert.
They just need to “film” two or three episodes back to back with bret only and no one else, tell him these are gonna be the next big thing, then don’t post them. He’ll forget he did those immediately and just maybe he will get tired of talking for a few good guests.
@C0yf1sh you're confusing the balloon for the air compressor lol.
As tiring as you find it, people like you complaining about it every five minutes is worse
Bert only squealed a handful of times, much more enjoyable of a listen.
He made him stop his interruption right in the first few minutes... I think they had a pre show chat to let Bart know how things were gonna go lol
Shout out to whoever left in the bit about Stab calling out Chris Delia
They did NOT pan to Tom at all during that, I bet he looked so uncomfortable
@@ophidslammish1368why would Tom be uncomfortable?
The fact they never showed Tom and he went silent is hilarious
Time code? Can't listen to Bert
Seriously, fuck that guy and the other clowns who still hang with him
I do really like Stav I’ve called onto his live show once really encouraging and gave me solid advice about aiming high and working on myself for me. The way he’s open, about who he is his struggles and weight have helped me become more comfortable with myself and helped me make good strides in my own weight loss, I’m down 30 lbs now, and his open and honesty was very encouraging
I really like Stavros. He’s so naturally fun.
Stav dishing out legit great life advice that I feel just went right over Bert's head. I don't think Bert has ever been alone with his thoughts for longer than 5 minutes. He has no idea what he wants out of life or even who he is.
He just listens to whatever Leeann says and agrees with her because he knows Leeann has controlled his whole adult life.
Absolutely absurd take on Bert to say he doesn't know himself or what he wants out of life. It's hard for me to think of anyone who has more honestly embraced himself for all his strengths and flaws and absolutely succeeded at that, than Bert. The Bert hate is at insane levels right now if you think Bert doesn't know what he wants or how to get it. Bert lacks a lot of things but he's self-actualized as fuck.
That fruity a s s drink he ordered showed up RIGHT when he was about to notice some of it 😂😂😂
You add stav to any duo and he elevates them to a new level. He's like great hockey center.
He’s been doing that for years before this, just listen to Cumtown
Donell crushed it in his short appearance.
almost as short as his appearance on kill tony...
@@nuvourldorda6084 I think we all only think of him in that light now 🤣
@@amybrennan42 you mean that dark...
"Everyone thinks of you as a f***ing drunk obviously..." in the first 10 minutes was gold!
Then direct cut to Bart reading 'BetterHelp' ad.
That's excellent editing
I really like the format of having Bert and Tom with the guest together. It's definitely a move in a better direction after the months of solo episodes
You didn’t finish it, it’s 54 seconds? They absolutely need this kind of commentary every episode
Tom code switching as SOON as he talks to Donnell was classic Tommy
It's normal.
@father3dollarbill do you start talking with twang when you meet southerners too?
What up main!
@@neighborbruce sure
@@neighborbruce you thought it was exclusive for black people?
Tom is completely overpowered here. The laughs coming from the others are just simply to wild for him to get a word in.
I’d love to see a show where Stav just calls out Burt’s bull shit the whole show id love it
@BasedGod-ey5ee he had like 5mins of screen time total and was one of the best charters
The Greek humbling the Florida man
Agreed. Would also love a reality where noone believed Stavroses bs about always beeing a pu55y magnet.
@BasedGod-ey5ee Great comeback argument, bud 👍🏼
@BasedGod-ey5eeBert’s only ok at comedy, and that’s a stretch. He is excellent at denial
I like how Stavros was saying some important shit that Bert should’ve been listening to but I can tell he didn’t hear a single word he said because alcohol walked into the room.
Bert is a loser.
The possibility of Bert having a moment of introspection was ruined by booze.😅
You can truly tell Stavvy was a philosophy major. Dudes dropping some serious life knowledge on the bears. Wise beyond his years.
There’s a reason that the greatest comics get the title of ‘philosopher’ thrown around with their names. Observation of the world around can tell you a lot, and both comics and philosophers make their living by communicating those observations. The only difference is the context, really.
He just sounds like a normal mature adult to me, but I often give the general populace too much credit.
Nobody:
Bert at his friends funeral: “Everyone is looking at Bradley Cooper and not me” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅 I was like wtffffffff
“Let’s get into sodas, fellas” 😆 the voice of reason
Bringing up the Kirstie Alley clip was the funniest thing Bert has ever done
If 2 bears keep getting guests who shit on them in some capacity, I’ll continue to watch
Stavros brings such a unique and frankly refreshing point of view to almost everything. Great episode!
Bert IS the rich kid with the N64
So?
@@user-nb2gk6ef5d meaning the only reason reason people interact with on Pods is because of views and benefits to their personal career
Bert would beg his mom for a n64.. just to try and be the most privileged and popular kid on the block and tell everyone that he has one, just like Cartman from South Park would do 😂
You’re the waste of space nobody invited. What’s your point?
You saying N64s were only owned by rich kids?
Bert’s verbal gymnastics to describe how he’s not an alcoholic were in full effect on this one 😅 love Stavvy
Glad Stavvy is here to ease to constant name dropping and narcissism, this is a man that truly doesnt give a feck, living his best life
The whole episode is so bert can just say how much his life is “better” than everyone else’s. Love Stav just fucking calling Bert out on everything.
YMH and 2B tryna get their views back up with these banger guests
And fake thumbnails
@Betty-Boop809 ...what is fake about it? Do you mean it's made with photoshop? Damn some people are seriously redacted
@@Betty-Boop809um what? Were you actually waiting for the moment they made those faces?
Shane was in the thumb, whatever but using his face to get views@@nickstockwell9148
@@nickstockwell9148 I’m guessing he meant because of Shane being on there. And they didn’t even mention him or the show.
I want to see Ryan Sickler and Stavy get into a tickle fight.
Best comment award
Coke has Polar Bears, Pepsi has Black Bears😂😂
Polar Privilege dey call it
😂😂😂💀💀💀
Black bears are faster right?
Black bears eat 68% of the berries but only makeup 13% of the bear population.
Emojis are gay
Stavvy just constantly cackling whenever Bert starts being Bert is great. lolll
Why doesn’t Bert have a moments cocktail book? Tell me what to drink in the moments of my life.
This is the best 2 Bears I've seen with Bert hands down. Everyone was hilarious. I've been tired of Bert the last few months, but you can tell he & Tom are listening & improving.
Not feeling the bears lately but Stav is here
Stavi gave bert some good life insight and he tried dodging it like crazy lol
Juxtaposition of Bert calling Donnell and the Mardi Gras conversation is excellent
41:07 I watch your RUclips special so much and now tires!! Please never let it go you are a true comic and a awesome character in our world. Thank you for being here.
Stavi calling Bert a drunk and going straight to a Bert read for Better Help is amazing.
17:43 😂😂😂 good Lord, you would’ve thought Bert just tapped the vein with that close eyed sigh
Two bears merch idea, a shirt that says "Shut the fck up, Bert" I'd buy two.
I’d buy a poster of Bert’s spread ass
Bert fan and I love this idea! If I saw that T-shirt, I would 100% know who they are talking about. 😂
@@notoriouslybratty I wanna see Bert spread his ass
great idea
I was listening only and at 43:30 Stavy is therapizing Bart saying some deep shit and it sounded like he was having an “AH HA” moment but then i realized someone just brought him a drink and he was excited.
Darnell has been representing the Black Brother Coalition since his days on Chapelle's Show, and now we know why. Name of the book is "The Real Pepsi Challenge" for those interested.
Bert discussing his idea of success really shows that he’s had a good life. No shade.
Tom went full Dave Attell outfit for this one
Stav is a really smart guy once you hear him. He has some good views on life and you can tell he has been working on himself a lot lately. Good for him.
Bert accidentally saying “roast” instead of “funeral” haha
It was a roast funeral
'Funeral Roast'
Sounds pretty good depending what's on the menu😂
love the new episodes. I love having BOTH Bears AND a Guest, i think it really suits the show more. just want to appreciate the willingness to be self aware and make a change in format. #keepfeatherinitbrother #fullyloaded
I'm loving the double bear interviews. :) let's goooo with that hitter booyysss!!
"Everybody thinks of you as a drunk." 10:42
Better Help advertisement.
Thanks for the Bert interview
Stav going in on Bert is something I could tune into daily.
35 mins in and we’re still hearing about getting fired from Travel Channel 😂
man i read this comment and forgot about it until bert dumped his purse right at 35min
Stav is a true gem! He’s the definition of a rising tide!
Bert should make a drinks recipe book ‘unraveling Bert’ it’s like a biography as well
I love both Stavros and soda so this was a particularly fantastic episode for me. Thanks
I want Bert and Nick Mullen to switch bodies Freaky Friday style.
😂 the idea of mullen getting dropped in berts life and navigating it is hilarious.
so nick would be an alcoholic again and save the pod?
That phone-a-friend to Darnell Rollings showed Burt finding his calling in life
"He's sober now... We lost one"
1:01:41 Hahahaha the whole episode was worth it for THIS gem! 💯 Cheers from Tampa Bay 🌴🤙🏼
The timing of the Better Help ad read was hilarious
It fuxking sent me
Stavy is great and so down to earth!!!!!!...great guest!!!!
Lets keep the interruptions to a minimum Bart
After 2 min bart is unwatchable
Yeah, he's getting less and less likable as the episodes progress.
I'm sure he'll read your comment and change his ways. Get real, kid.
No chance, mate.
he can't help it. Bert is an untalented narcissistic slob
Finally, one of Bert's sidetracked thoughts brought us comedy gold!
Stavros was supposed to be the third bear that just sits in the corner stroking it
Now look at him
He's on camera stroking it now
And now he's in the middle of the room being stroked on!
cumtown!
Ew?
What are you talking about
Got excited to see Stavy and what a surprise Bart acted like he’s the guest for yet another week
The laughs in this one are gonna be diabolical
Laughed out loud 😂
Bert and Stavros both sound like old diesel motors trying to start
😅@@tylergatsby
I was gonna type "Let the annoying laugh off begin!"
@@jzen1455 don't worry, you literally did type that
Every once in a while the guest is good enough to make listening to Burt squeal at his own bad jokes worth it.
Love Stavy's mindset.
Nothing he said was wrong
You guys should look up Blizzard Beer system. The company is based in Orange County. It's probably what Bert was talking about. They have multiple patents on their tap systems. A keg can be in a regular fridge and it comes out the tap at 28 degrees. So cold it freezes the mug. Tom is rich enough to have one installed in the Cave.
Bert was thinking about himself at Brody’s funeral the whole time
Stavy stays being one of the only big comedians not afraid to call out Chris D'Elia
If there's one thing you can say about stavy it's that he's a really big comedian
The quietest Bert has ever been was during that facetime. Proud of you Bert!😂❤
Only Bert could make someone else’s funeral about themselves
Only you could be a waste of space in a comment section
@@BadAce67lmao all ur comments defending bert
@@brennanmcdonnell9343that's probably bert's burner account he stay dickriding and defending bert 💀
@@brennanmcdonnell9343 lmao you’re still here watching. Go touch grass and waste space elsewhere
@@BadAce67 do you have any other comebacks?
The most well placed betterhelp ad of all time
Brent has 37 "little treats" a day. a treat is like going to Thailand once a year to get a ladyboy, not 37 times a day.
Did you know you can take one of those home with you? The world nowadays...
@@Hjaelteomslag wouldnt be a treat then. dont shit where you eat, you know what I mean?...
@@kongvinter33 If you’re getting with a ladyboy you’re prolly eating where they shit too
At least be civilized and request a lady girl
No doubt I love these 16 year old convos about beer and buzzes etc
It's great that stavi is giving Bert life advice and telling him how happy he is
Stavy should replaced Bert
Bro be quiet 🤦🏾♂️
And Tom
Bert’s, Heart…will replace Bert. Don’t worry, won’t be long.
Nah, Tom would just drag him down and try to turn him into a vapid sellout. Stav is doing just fine on his own and he even has a better understanding of Bert's issues than Tom. Stav masterfully called out Bert to his face without making it obvious and uncomfortable. I doubt Bert really appreciated or understood what Stav was trying to say though.
Stavy's harder to look at. ~Mrs. W
Honestly, it's this type of intimate riffing amongst friends that makes one of the strongest cases for being human.
night ice-cream is the absolute truth
He inspired me
Yup. Just had some last night. Didn’t need it but it was my little treat god damnit 😂
@@PabloDiablo16 Yes I definitely did not need it either 😂
Why'd you have to remind me?! My boss gave me churro ice cream which sounds horrific yet I'm gonna give it a go in 3
2
1
Pretty meh...
some info on pointy hats:
A capuchon is a cone-shaped ceremonial hat worn during the Mardi Gras celebration in the Cajun areas of southern Louisiana, known as the Courir de Mardi Gras.[1] The rural celebration is based on early begging rituals, similar to those still celebrated by mummers, wassailers and celebrants of Halloween. As Mardi Gras is the celebration of the final day before Lent, celebrants drink and eat heavily, but dress in costume, ostensibly to protect their identities.
Many of the traditional costumes are derivatives of the costumes worn in early rural France during the same celebration. The costumes directly mock the nobility, the clergy and the educated; celebrants wear miter hats, mortarboards and capuchons, which were initially designed to mock the tall pointy hats worn by noble women.
These hats are still worn, primarily by men. The name "capuchon" comes from the same root word, "cappa" in Latin, meaning a cape or hood, that gives us "cap", "cape", "cope", "chapeau" in French, Capuchin monkeys, Capuchin friars, cappuccinos and baseball caps. Chaperon (headgear) describes the development of the word. The hats are vibrantly decorated to match (or intentionally mis-match) the colorful Mardi Gras costumes that they accompany. They are often worn with a mask.
The capuchons worn by Mardi Gras celebrants are unrelated to the pointed hoods worn by the Ku Klux Klan, and predate the hoods by several hundred years.
Diet Dew in the morning instead of coffee is how I’ve lived for the last 25 years.
Stavi getting deep and philosophical. LOVE IT!
“It’s casual, it’s in my mouth, it’s familiar” 😂
Stavi’s next tour should be Stavi Halkias International Tour and then sell shirts w the acronym
To see the outta touch interact with the down to earth:
Stavros gave Bert some sound advice. That’s the energy Bert needs around him.
I’m 7 mins in and Bert has been wrong on every fact he tried to spew🤣🤦🏻
Gonna be a long one boys
Dropping this @ around 5:30 AM Pacific time when dads are still hungover from a great Father's Day on Sunday! Waking up to see THIS, Stavros on 2 BEARS 1 CAVE!!! FUCK YES!!!
"There's nothing sadder than an aging hipster"- Dr. Evil
Bert: "I'm here to stand up for Diet Pepsi."
Diet Pepsi: **literally stands up behind him**
Mountain Dew in the morning is devious work
I had a chemistry teacher in HS who would have a big 72oz gas station cup full of Mtn Dew every single day. Was a great teacher, tho.
it’s absolutely incredible how long they’ve been able to talk in code for so long… every now and then i come back and check in on them
16:29 This is the episode where we found out how much of berts mental capacity is going to some kind of experience-associative autism relating to different types of alcoholic beverages. My man is going on skiing trips to get the right setting for his IPAs
Is that an autism thing? I feel like my sense-memories are stronger than my regular memories sometimes.