Click video, two ads, 3 mins of video, 2 ads, 4 mins of video, 2 long ads read by Bert and Tom, 5 mins of video, 2 long ads read by Tom and Bert, 4 mins of video, 2 ads, 3 mins of video. The end, quality. I think we need to start a GoFundMe for these guys, they clearly can't make ends meet
1:00 Bert: Are you familiar with the Victorian age? Tom: I am not well versed on it. Bert: Let me catch you up. This is probably the best example of the Dunning-Kruger effect in under 5 seconds. Bert learned two things about Victorian England from a video he watched yesterday and now considers himself an expert. Tom learned about it in school and retained some of that and has come across the topic multiple times in his adult life and that has added to his understanding but he understands that he only has a superficial knowledge of the subject.
@@colinryan4737 narcissism is the love of one self, like main character syndrome, someone who thinks the world revolves around them or that it should revolve around them…. I’m a Bret fan….. so I’m ok with it 😂….. I may be one the last standing fans 😂
@@Poke_N_Fun That's a fair point. I'll concede to you my good sir. Also I'm still a Bert fan too. Ik people hate his characteristics and comedy, but I personally can't get enough lmao.
Tom: "Remember I showed you that bear eating that guy's face?" Brett: *heavy sigh*......... Tom: "...And you can see it like get stuck and then his nose goes flyin' off"
@@tiffanyh1274hey, you can be well off an successful and just not care about designer clothes or luxury shit. But you’re still doing well. That’s not my situation of course but I’m sure it’s possible!
It's hard to listen to too many 2 Bears podcasts and not draw the conclusion that Bert is the least intelligent, most delusional, luckiest comedian of all time....
This is the reason he’s a genius. Because people genuinely think this about him, yet don’t actually know anything about him, his business prowess, his intelligence or anything. He’s built an incredible and successful career based on the fact that everyone goes “this dude sucks and deserves none of this” and yet they continue to watch, even if it’s to hate on him. He’s the king of leaning into the bit lmao
@erchant Umm... He didn't 'build anything', he got lucky with a Rolling Stone story. If that didn't happen he never would have ever gotten Travel channel gigs or even started standup. Perhaps a tyre mechanic? Yes, he is good at marketing. But don't diminish people's knowledge just because in your eyes he can do no wrong. To compare that to Tom he had no national coverage as 'The Machine' purely through luck before anything, still in college. C'mon man. I'm not trying to poo your stance. I love him. But you need to take a step back, he's VERY lucky. Fact.
@cheddafumunda You just made me piss all over myself AND spit out my Dr. Pepper at the same time. DAYAM!! Bro, thanks for the laughter...I just can't stop.😆😅🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Tom talking about evolving and understanding the crowds at different events are all the same, no matter the what is actually happening.. seriously mind opening and something I'm gonna try and hold onto
Bert FOR SURE DMs these random celebrities because he is testing if he is famous enough for them to write back and so he can say he’s spoken to them next time their name comes up in conversation 🙄
Brent the type of guy who reads a book about common history facts. Then shares things about it most people have heard of and acts like he's spreading new knowledge.
Tom will be fine no matter what people like you think. So will Bert. You’re delulu if you think otherwise. If anything actually bad about Brett existed, it would be out in the open by now. They’re fine. Enough people like them.
The fact he’s a famous rich comedian i would say the 7th grade wasn’t the top. He gets a lot of hate from people who haven’t amounted to close to what he has lol.
Should change the name of this show to "Bert brags about Bert" or "Alll the Wonderful things about Bert" or especiallyfor Christmas time "It's a Wonderful Bert". 😂
So sorry your free show isn't brought to you live each week, especially when they live 1000+- miles apart. God you ppl will whine about f...n ANYTHING!!
I had to beat off a couple of meese on my way out of the igloo this morning. And a bear and deer were giving me a hard time when I tried to warm up the dog sled. 🇨🇦 Drinking age in Quebec is 18. I think it’s 19 everywhere else in Canada.
This episode is actually really sweet and human/wholesome. Haven't tuned in for a while, so it's nice hearing some earnest talks about this stuff (and/or something different from the usual).
@@chiefkeith5641seriously. I don’t understand why people do that. They just come here to comment and leave after watching some random video bashing Bert.
Who’s talking to you then move on Keith! Keith voted the most boring name in the world so there you go dull man your opinion dosnt count so back to train spotting and choosing what colour of grey you want on your walls and say hi to your wife Karen Keith’s always have a Karen and you know what Karen’s are like lol 😂😂
I love pro wrestling. With all my heart. I don't like watching wwe tv anymore. But AEW tv has really got me back in. I know wrestling isn't for a lot of people. But its cool seeing yall be so accepting!
I think Bert’s excitement to meet “celebrities” or anyone is more about the excitement for people to get to meet Bert, because deep down he knows the joy he brings. He is like the Santa Clause of having a good time.
In a weird way Bert is like the chick Tom is like the guy who is like ok I'm gonna let u say ur thing. Lmmfao love this podcast no hurt Bert love u bro
@marlonjennings2093 people get butthurt about everything these days...I'd hate to be a comedian this day and age. Because you gotta tiptoe around everything carefully to make sure you don't piss too many people off, and get cancelled.
@EricJh21690 I dunno I think it's more fun to show these idiots just how shallow they are by proving to them VERY EASILY that all they are doing is projecting and taking part in "group think" Aka they acting like NPCs
In Denmark When buying in retail you must be at least 16 years old to buy products with an alcohol percentage of up to 16.5%, while you must be 18 years old to buy alcohol with 16.5% and above. When buying in restaurants, you must be 18 years old to buy alcohol, regardless of the alcohol percentage
I remember when they did the crossover episodes with Bad Friends and Tom said something along the lines of “why are we doing this, this only benefits them.” Ya’ll should ask them to return the favor. 🤣😂🤣 And yes, I absolutely came here just to talk sh*t. I’ll see myself out. 🤙🏼 #BadFriends
I like it when Tim finally gets a chance to talk and at the end of his he ask’s Brett a question, then Brett Krishner doesn’t answer the question and talks about something else entirely.
Lookin fresh, fellas. Glad to see ya this Monday. I know everyone likes to 💩 on Burnt but honestly yall just vibe so well, watchin the two of you together is like watching a suave intelligent man and a happy child still mesmerized by life. Wish I had either of yalls mindsets
I love listening to Bret kersiner talk about self therapy and making weird connections from events that shaped him. It helps me find things within myself and walk them back to a possible point of origin
When you are bullied the mistake is thinking it’s something you deserve. The truth is you are simply a better person than they are. Walk away from the toxicity 😊🌹
Burt realizing that he peaked in 7th grade is very funny.
He lost his VCard when he was 20 years old ahaha
You can tell it's absolutely true because he is perpetually stuck in the mindset of a 7th grader... Suspended adolescence at its finest.
I think its funnier that you can tell his story is full of shit because no 14 year old has a car that they would let a 12 year old drive.
lol what? I was driving a f 150 at 9 pillows and all!
😂😂😂
Maybe Bert should do the show on a treadmill since his thoughts are clear when he runs.
😂😂😂😂
Burt is on a hedonic treadmill
@@boemomapetla95590
Bert hasn't had a clear thought in decades.
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Click video, two ads, 3 mins of video, 2 ads, 4 mins of video, 2 long ads read by Bert and Tom, 5 mins of video, 2 long ads read by Tom and Bert, 4 mins of video, 2 ads, 3 mins of video. The end, quality. I think we need to start a GoFundMe for these guys, they clearly can't make ends meet
Just get RUclips Premium. Oh yea, you're one of those poors!
YT premium doesnt get rid of in video ads
@@damontussing4333doesn't get rid of their ad reads but you can fast forward...
1:00 Bert: Are you familiar with the Victorian age?
Tom: I am not well versed on it.
Bert: Let me catch you up.
This is probably the best example of the Dunning-Kruger effect in under 5 seconds.
Bert learned two things about Victorian England from a video he watched yesterday and now considers himself an expert.
Tom learned about it in school and retained some of that and has come across the topic multiple times in his adult life and that has added to his understanding but he understands that he only has a superficial knowledge of the subject.
It should be renamed to the Dunning-Kreischer effect
I love it….
This needs patenting ;) @@InspectahReese
It’s a comedy show. Lighten up
God forbid you tell your friend you learned something in your weird research hobby
Hate from Houston
Fuck Houston 😂
And Dallas
Elaborate?
I second that
@@bigchrizilla no
Bert definitely read the Wikipedia entry for Victorian age and now he thinks he's an expert lol
Bart wishes he was Queen.
He said he was listening to a history podcast.
@@JoeGreen-t8q you're a gem at parties, I'm sure.
@@WholeWhiteBabyhe wants to be Winston Churchill soo badly
ExBert
Bert fatigue is real.
Bert is like the MCU of humans.
So is Tom and Christina "here's the deal man" segura
I would not let my teenage daughters be friends with Bert’s daughters
Love that Bert mocked Tom about Vietnam and China not being close to each other when the two countries share a border.
❤❤❤
The eye brow on tom when Bert says " i got into breast feeding videos once" LOLOL
That shit almost touched his hairline
@@Dorkycherry3410 Holy crap you nearly made me pass out 😂😂
@@Dorkycherry3410 I'm dead hahaha
Christ dude 🫣 I’m barely 6 minutes in and Barfs rambling is jumping around more than House Of Pain!
Bert is the epitome of many things. Just ask him.
He will tell you, even if you didn't ask
Remember when conceit wasn’t cool?
Underrated comment
The HD is crazy…. Bert narcissism is so CLEAR in this light !!!
I think there's a big difference between narcissism, and ignorance. We all know he is ignorant, he's been very transparent about that over the years 😂
@@colinryan4737 narcissism is the love of one self, like main character syndrome, someone who thinks the world revolves around them or that it should revolve around them…. I’m a Bret fan….. so I’m ok with it 😂….. I may be one the last standing fans 😂
@@Poke_N_Fun That's a fair point. I'll concede to you my good sir. Also I'm still a Bert fan too. Ik people hate his characteristics and comedy, but I personally can't get enough lmao.
@@Poke_N_Fun You don't think you're the main character???
Finally a relatable episode
😂
It's not that that small
fuck i just wrote this comment and then saw this 😂
Especially at the end there ✨
@@Dixie_N0rmis C'mon Mark don't be stingy
Tom: "Remember I showed you that bear eating that guy's face?"
Brett: *heavy sigh*.........
Tom: "...And you can see it like get stuck and then his nose goes flyin' off"
😂😂
Wait where is this video???
Bert thinking he's over 4" flaccid is the best joke of this podcast. I think he's forgotten we've **all** seen him in a Speedo.
Tom trying to connect with the poors while simultaneously wearing his wife's Burberry flannel
I don’t know if Gucci is more relatable?
The fact that you know WTF a Burberry flannel even is says to me you're not amongst us poors. I've never heard of it
@@WKRP187peasant 😷
@@tiffanyh1274hey, you can be well off an successful and just not care about designer clothes or luxury shit. But you’re still doing well.
That’s not my situation of course but I’m sure it’s possible!
There was an illiterate, toothless, cokehead factory worker named Jeremy at my last job that thought you were cool Bret.😊
And yet here you are taking the time to comment that. You're his #1 fan. Congrats
Scoot scoot and meep meep might be the hardest I've ever laughed at something Tim said, and I've been dying laughing at his comedy for years
Just meep meeping across the street
Brent Chrysler the coolest AP History Teacher in the history of Special Ed
A guest bear every week would be ideal
Stop watching it 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@Chickennuggets18363 I did. There's a reason why the episodes with Bert get no views
You must be extremely lonely and miserable… sitting here crying about a grown man that cares less about you
@@Chickennuggets18363gargling Bert’s balls is a bad look 😂
@@bobnob3496so you clicked to hate comment? Damn man hope you find some happiness
Glad we could sit in on Berts therapy session again
I thought so too.
After all these years watching I’m actually sad I can’t anymore. Bart fatigue is so real
I came here for this comment. Fml it’s so hard to watch
It's hard to listen to too many 2 Bears podcasts and not draw the conclusion that Bert is the least intelligent, most delusional, luckiest comedian of all time....
This is the reason he’s a genius. Because people genuinely think this about him, yet don’t actually know anything about him, his business prowess, his intelligence or anything. He’s built an incredible and successful career based on the fact that everyone goes “this dude sucks and deserves none of this” and yet they continue to watch, even if it’s to hate on him. He’s the king of leaning into the bit lmao
Correct.
@erchant Umm... He didn't 'build anything', he got lucky with a Rolling Stone story. If that didn't happen he never would have ever gotten Travel channel gigs or even started standup. Perhaps a tyre mechanic? Yes, he is good at marketing. But don't diminish people's knowledge just because in your eyes he can do no wrong. To compare that to Tom he had no national coverage as 'The Machine' purely through luck before anything, still in college. C'mon man. I'm not trying to poo your stance. I love him. But you need to take a step back, he's VERY lucky. Fact.
Bert doesn't move forward in life to get what he wants. He happens to only fall "ss-backward into almost every good thing he's got.
@BasedGod-ey5ee link Bert making an audience laugh
Bert's best stand-up bit is the kool-aid clip. Prove me wrong
Tom and blert sound like they were about to start ball cupping and naked wrestling
@cheddafumunda You just made me piss all over myself AND spit out my Dr. Pepper at the same time. DAYAM!! Bro, thanks for the laughter...I just can't stop.😆😅🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Tom talking about evolving and understanding the crowds at different events are all the same, no matter the what is actually happening.. seriously mind opening and something I'm gonna try and hold onto
Great to watch Bert become even more articulate at saying absolutely nothing lol
2 weeks ago Bert was an expert on health and dealing life advice to people in their 20’s. Now he’s an expert in black culture
What doesn't bart love? I love I love I love I love. That's all I hear
Man. What a horrible way to present thoughts. Lol
@@scottcroft9975 yeah he's sPeCiAl🤣
Balloons
If you listen closely, you can hear Barts voice constantly farting 💨
Bert FOR SURE DMs these random celebrities because he is testing if he is famous enough for them to write back and so he can say he’s spoken to them next time their name comes up in conversation 🙄
These two bears are so funny, “you know that thing we did yesterday…?” Hilarious. Bert gets so proud. 😂
Burt needs to get his adhd under control
Yoooo y’all made yourselves look like FOOLS on the pat Mac show !😂
Sure they did, but we got the amazing emergence of Killin Cj Stroud out of it so it’s all worth it
Rbh
What a way to start the podcast with bert bragging about himself. Jesus will it ever stop.
Brent was primed to be a "God" of all things by 7th grade. He has a right to brag. smh😒
Bert ...dude ...
North Dakota .....Most of Canada's population lives near the border ...lol I mean ...Bert ..you've toured here ...LMFAO
He is redact
"Oh yeah he was like a business guy.."
"TOP 5 BEST ETHNICITIES!"
Berts thing about famous people, tiktokers to famous actresses is making it about him, everything he does is making it about him
Making himself memorable. You're not wrong
Bert's stream of consciousness is kinda everything LMFAO
I would love for them to do a video set of Bert and Tom watching the fucked up videos and showing them to us
More Hate from the comments you pretend not to read
If you were in their position in life would you give a fuq what someone like you thinks?! Be honest
@Cincy You're right, we're too poor and total losers
@@WKRP187😂 very true
Bert cares
@@WKRP187 you think I care if they give a fuck?? I'm just sending hate
It's okay Bert, it might be small but at least your jokes are.... Oh wait nevermind
Brent the type of guy who reads a book about common history facts. Then shares things about it most people have heard of and acts like he's spreading new knowledge.
Bert hasn’t been laid off yet?
The episode JUST STARTED and Bert already managed to ruin it 😂
Bad Friends has double the viewership of 2 bears now LOL
@upstream-com92772 bears used to be much more popular
@upstream-com9277 why does stating a fact need further clarification from you? Ya good?
New drinking game , shot of osos every time Bert says the word me or I .
11 out of 12 random jump skips, Beet Kreichy was blabbering about himself. How does Tom not realize this bafoon is going to pop his ballon early.
Tom will be fine no matter what people like you think. So will Bert. You’re delulu if you think otherwise. If anything actually bad about Brett existed, it would be out in the open by now. They’re fine. Enough people like them.
@@nickstockwell9148 No one is going to take you seriously when you use words like "delulu".
Bert has never been so self aware of himself as about halfway through the pod. It's kinda mind-blowing and heart-warming
“I was so cool in the 7th grade” - that’s the top of the mountain Bart
The fact he’s a famous rich comedian i would say the 7th grade wasn’t the top. He gets a lot of hate from people who haven’t amounted to close to what he has lol.
Should change the name of this show to "Bert brags about Bert" or "Alll the Wonderful things about Bert" or especiallyfor Christmas time "It's a Wonderful Bert". 😂
“Can I talk about this with my therapist”-Bart. Yes you should and maybe we would get to watch jokes and laughter instead
They don't owe you shit. Go watch something else.
That title is them addressing being out of touch with their fans. 😂😂
Tom has no respect for his fans. Just a reminder 😂
33:35 HE REALLY JUST CALLED HIM FREDDIE GIBB THEN PAUSED AND DOUBLED DOWN 😂
So, how many weeks ago was this one taped?
Last year haha
There's a Por Osos hat so around whenever that one was filmed
So sorry your free show isn't brought to you live each week, especially when they live 1000+- miles apart. God you ppl will whine about f...n ANYTHING!!
It's hilarious how Tom feels he needs to ask permission for a sidebar
As a Canadian I can confirm the war of the Meese has been waging for many years 😅
Bert is the Meese Maven. 😂
I had to beat off a couple of meese on my way out of the igloo this morning. And a bear and deer were giving me a hard time when I tried to warm up the dog sled. 🇨🇦 Drinking age in Quebec is 18. I think it’s 19 everywhere else in Canada.
@@lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817 beat off a couple Meese haaaaa
Were the meese happy or mad when you beat them off?
@@Heelturnkayfabe -It tough living up here. I’m not proud of it. 🦦
This episode is actually really sweet and human/wholesome. Haven't tuned in for a while, so it's nice hearing some earnest talks about this stuff (and/or something different from the usual).
I'm slowly starting to really hate bert. It's crazy how the dumbest people are the most confident.
Bert is like 100 times more intelligent than Tom. A truly intelligent person could see that.
Ita crazy that in the 1st day this podcast only gets 160 to 170 thousand views. It used to get near a million.
Bert’s just a car crash of a human being you don’t want to watch him but you can’t stop yourself to see what shit comes out the goons mouth next lol
I don’t watch stuff I don’t want to watch…
@@chiefkeith5641seriously. I don’t understand why people do that. They just come here to comment and leave after watching some random video bashing Bert.
Who’s talking to you then move on Keith! Keith voted the most boring name in the world so there you go dull man your opinion dosnt count so back to train spotting and choosing what colour of grey you want on your walls and say hi to your wife Karen Keith’s always have a Karen and you know what Karen’s are like lol 😂😂
PLEASE REPLACE BRENT
Hate from Louisiana
This show stinks
Bert is so happy to meet someone famous cause then they can say they know him 😮
I love pro wrestling. With all my heart. I don't like watching wwe tv anymore. But AEW tv has really got me back in. I know wrestling isn't for a lot of people. But its cool seeing yall be so accepting!
I think Bert’s excitement to meet “celebrities” or anyone is more about the excitement for people to get to meet Bert, because deep down he knows the joy he brings. He is like the Santa Clause of having a good time.
“Nobody is happy for Shultz and Bert” -Louis J Gomez
Gave it another try after some months. They prioritized business over comedy and it's shown for a while now.
13:30 Tim forgot what the instagram political censorship was, so he tried to make a joke and bailed on paroting Joe Rogans narative 😂 love it
You can only do a show with someone so stupid for so long, I hope Tom gets the courage he needs to do what’s necessary
24:45 "he was Jewish." Dead serious... and Tom's face 😭💀
In a weird way Bert is like the chick Tom is like the guy who is like ok I'm gonna let u say ur thing. Lmmfao love this podcast no hurt Bert love u bro
Man, I’m high enough that the whole pronunciation of moose got me to rewind it 10 times laughing crazily
Why can't we just get Tom with a guest bear every week?
I relate to these millionaires so much more every episode...
My Maserati MC20 is way nicer than Toms Porsche 911 Carrera S, he drives a Poors car
Are you one of the “comedy fans” that got genuinely angry at the poor jokes?
@marlonjennings2093 people get butthurt about everything these days...I'd hate to be a comedian this day and age. Because you gotta tiptoe around everything carefully to make sure you don't piss too many people off, and get cancelled.
Hmm someone sounds jealous lmao.
@EricJh21690 I dunno I think it's more fun to show these idiots just how shallow they are by proving to them VERY EASILY that all they are doing is projecting and taking part in "group think"
Aka they acting like NPCs
In Denmark When buying in retail you must be at least 16 years old to buy products with an alcohol percentage of up to 16.5%, while you must be 18 years old to buy alcohol with 16.5% and above. When buying in restaurants, you must be 18 years old to buy alcohol, regardless of the alcohol percentage
On the next episode of.. Two Clowns 1 Circus 🤡 🤡 🎪
Help. Like and comment. Not enough people do. Love you guys. Bert and Tom Tag Team Champions.
You age faster when you work hard 😂
Y’all either don’t like eachother or you’re lazy because these pods are way too short
3.2 at 32 minutes is solid Bert. Just keep that pace. Its already a respected time.
Someone needs to give Tom a Certificate of Growth.
The Best Old Mem segment was funny, entertaining and too short.
Lmao, I was like:
“I’m gonna find and buy that jacket Tom is wearing. That thing is sick”.
Untilllll I found out It costs almost $2,000 😅😅😂
Are you surprised!!?? I’m not 😞
Are we ignoring the fact Tom is wearing a 600 dollar jacket
Judging from this episode Tom should try to buy Rasputin's 🐓 for Bert's next birthday
I remember when they did the crossover episodes with Bad Friends and Tom said something along the lines of “why are we doing this, this only benefits them.”
Ya’ll should ask them to return the favor. 🤣😂🤣
And yes, I absolutely came here just to talk sh*t. I’ll see myself out. 🤙🏼
#BadFriends
I like it when Tim finally gets a chance to talk and at the end of his he ask’s Brett a question, then Brett Krishner doesn’t answer the question and talks about something else entirely.
How has Bert not been diagnosed with adhd yet.Said by a fellow adhder, so absolutely no judgement
Would be bad pr for us. 😂
Two Santa’s. One slay. 😳😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂☃️☃️☃️
36:13 This is 100,000% what is most likable about Bert
Lookin fresh, fellas. Glad to see ya this Monday. I know everyone likes to 💩 on Burnt but honestly yall just vibe so well, watchin the two of you together is like watching a suave intelligent man and a happy child still mesmerized by life. Wish I had either of yalls mindsets
2 minutes in and I’m exhausted!!!! Geez Bert!
My dad is a old Black man who needs a podcast
I love listening to Bret kersiner talk about self therapy and making weird connections from events that shaped him. It helps me find things within myself and walk them back to a possible point of origin
Shannon Doherty isn't even in the witches of Eastwick 😂 classic Bert
Great chat today, fellas. Thanks. Really resonated, especially about peaking early. Bert's looking great, BTW.
When you are bullied the mistake is thinking it’s something you deserve. The truth is you are simply a better person than they are. Walk away from the toxicity 😊🌹
Y’all should do an episode going through the search history from all the episodes 😂