Tbf if he really spent a weekend he could have learned a couple games, problem with Berty boy is retention, it’s Monday when they film so he is fresh off the weekend
He probably measures levels of intelligence by life experiences and wealth and having happy friends and family, but by all means think you're smarter by wasting months of your life sitting there staring at some meaningless game
@@WKRP187 honestly not even that into chess anymore I played in high school for a bit when I had time but I was playing sports and stuff so there is a balance you can have in life, you know be smart and still enjoy life maybe you should try it, might give you a better tone when talking to people
Every week I’m more and more surprised that Bert can tie his own shoes. Dude really just said chess is more complicated than checkers like he discovered something 😂😂😂
Actually, having an iq of 100 or lower increases your odds of being successful. Most people and companies do not like intelligence.. Smart people ask questions..
Seriously. First time listeners may wonder whether or not he is mentally challenged. The way he constantly interrupts and changes subjects....and then the ridiculous statements and claims he makes. It's comical, but not funny.
Dude he laid the bar on the ground, rolled around on it, accidentally poked himself in the eye and pooped his pants lowered the bar. Like this muffukker is special AF.
Was such an A Hole move. Bert really thinks showing the NFL Rookie of the year that he can do 20 push ups would impress him. CJ had no clue who he was.
Love how you people cry about ads when every podcast has them, if you were in this situation you’re telling me you would have no ads ??? Just going to do it for free ??
Still acting like slobs eating with their mouths open!! You think with the amount of money they have they could buy some f'n manners!!!! Not to mention Bert faking throwing up. The reason he didn't need the trash can is because he was playing up to it. I have no idea why, it's not funny in the slightest hearing a 50year old acting like a 3year old, pretending to throw up. Everything he does now is so cringy. Don't even get me started on that friggin dolphin "laugh" he puts on.... Why? It's not funny.
@@zacheddy9685 it was worse at the end with the fruit roll up lol, about done the bad friends podcast and it's not much better. Too much screaming and I'm better than you with them.
@@Chickennuggets18363they have a white labeled product and they are trying to get the poors to buy it because the poors are losing interest in their shows
As an individual who is working on their bachelors in accounting and finance, I was astonished to hear Bert say GNP. He is correct about it being a bar for productivity in a country.
i think its great that tom already knows how bad each of the items are and pretends to not know so berty will keep putting them in his mouth. the reactions are truly priceless!
This came on while I was putting my baby to sleep and was stuck in a postion where I couldnt grab my phone to change it and I inadvertently came across a torture worse than waterbordering. 😢
As most people ---- by the way ... burt is not racist but he just really love that iconic alcoholic eacist winston churchill --- ie : bussiness as usual
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
I stopped watching like 50 episodes ago. Every Monday I’ll still attempt to listen but I only get 2-3 minutes in before Bert says something stupid and I have to turn it off
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
“Chess is like Checkers on steroids” gee thanks bert, we all totally didn’t realize this at the age of 5 or anything 😂 3 ads in one ad break, it’s like soon this whole pod will be an ad for vodka or something. Tom, struggling to breathe: Kenya, I wanna run like the wind 😭😂
Det er et produkt fra Tulip som hedder 'Mezcla Sandwich Spread'. Jeg har heller aldrig set eller hørt om det før og måtte bruge lidt google detektiv færdigheder for at finde frem til det. Det er hverken dåse leverpostej eller torskerogn.
Nah they’re actually friends and Tom wouldn’t be jealous of anyone because he doesn’t care, and Bert isn’t jealous because hes a narcissist, so that’s why itll work still.
@@onyxmoonasquad1 I wasn't talking about jealousy. I was relating it to King and the Sting when they jumped the shark and started doing food challenges
@@TiffanyMaryJean I do actually been a fan for a long time. Specifically Tom, but I don’t hate bert. If you have followed Tom for a while you would have learned alot. He’s not only a top tier comedian, but a legitimate business man. There’s nothing wrong with people liking what they like. You know personally there’s several things I don’t like and yet some how some way I don’t usually see it. Which segways into why are you this deep in a comment section on something you don’t care about? Even more so something you don’t like, it’s a little pathetic. Just to specify it’s not pathetic that you don’t like something I do, it’s pathetic the fact you are digging comments to hate on what people enjoy.
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ??
I am Norwegian - I actually got a bit offended at first when he said that Magnus doesnt know Fischer as well as Betrand Chrystler. But then I remember all the times he got grounded when he tried to compete against Rogan...
..... imagine people in india and pakistan listening to burt every year celebrating Winston Churchill that only killed and displaced 20 million ppl in the area just because he was reaaaaaaally racist
At least you get nourishment from the cereal what do you get from this trash podcast? I guess u learn even tho u r a poor you are far more likable to the general public than Tom and Bert.
Tom's relationship with Bert is how I imagine he talks to Ellis;
"oh yeah buddy? you think you can run faster than Usain Bolt?"
Spot on 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 where did you get the water from 😂😂
Bert acting like he understands chess to any extent is adorable
Tbf if he really spent a weekend he could have learned a couple games, problem with Berty boy is retention, it’s Monday when they film so he is fresh off the weekend
He probably measures levels of intelligence by life experiences and wealth and having happy friends and family, but by all means think you're smarter by wasting months of your life sitting there staring at some meaningless game
@@WKRP187 honestly not even that into chess anymore I played in high school for a bit when I had time but I was playing sports and stuff so there is a balance you can have in life, you know be smart and still enjoy life maybe you should try it, might give you a better tone when talking to people
"Horses" and "Castles" though..... Bobby Fischer though.... 😑
He is like a child
Bert trying to sound brilliant while saying "Understandering" warms my heart. HAHA
thats pretty understrandable
“Chess is my PASSION.”
-A grown man that’s been playing it for a weekend 😂
Cant wait for the episode in two months where they recap the superbowl 😂
Or how they crashed pats show.
This episode was recorded and banked before they even recorded their vodka announcement episode!
I can still hear nadav laughing on this one so wait til august
@@MrDeadbweast Nadav is googling
@@MrDeadbweast 😂
I feel like Garth Brooks has put a curse on Tom's comment sections 💀 😅
Garth has no genitalia, that’s the culprit behind all of the bodies
Andy reid agrees
I’m starting to be a fan of of Garth
@@reklezzz9038that why no one fks you?
I think Tom cursed himself by being a rich prick about it
Every week I’m more and more surprised that Bert can tie his own shoes. Dude really just said chess is more complicated than checkers like he discovered something 😂😂😂
Bert licking his fingers, chewing and burping directly into mic is just lovely
Bert is proof that you don't need to be smart to be rich.
He’s finally gotten his fans to pay for his alcoholism.
He’s brilliant in one thing. Marketing himself to get views and ticket sales but he is a full blown narcissist.
You'd be surprised how dumb most rich people are. Or I don't know...literally everyone in the world in control of nuclear weapons are IDIOTS.
Actually, having an iq of 100 or lower increases your odds of being successful. Most people and companies do not like intelligence.. Smart people ask questions..
@@leonunlimited7552Any statistics to back that up? Genuinely curious 🤙
Whenever you think you know how dumb Blurt is, he lowers the bar even further.
Seriously. First time listeners may wonder whether or not he is mentally challenged. The way he constantly interrupts and changes subjects....and then the ridiculous statements and claims he makes. It's comical, but not funny.
Dude he laid the bar on the ground, rolled around on it, accidentally poked himself in the eye and pooped his pants lowered the bar. Like this muffukker is special AF.
idk why this is the first time i’m seeing Blurt. so fucking funny bro 😂
@@jacksonbruns9429welcome the charm wears off incredibly fast
@@FredrickFreaker no i’m not new. and there never was any charm. but blurt is just so fitting i’m surprised that’s the first i saw it
Bert thinking he has the best ideas, not realizing his brain is just a Bingo Hopper spittin out random numbers.
I can picture the astonished face the grand master Bert will have, when he sees a clock next to a real chess board lol
Lol, Bert’s famous move: Pawn, Pawn, Horse, tall bitch in the back.
Hate from the comments that you pretend not to read
Nono he reads oooonly Tom's
It’s sad to admit but I agree. The glory days are over.
@@severinwolf497shows even better now but the unfollow button is not hare to find....yet here you are making them money😅😅
Tom: "Jesus, don't give away your strategy like this, you are going to change the Chess World." LMAO
Bert's is so insane! Doesn't know the pieces names.
Did he not say modern league baseball?
@@reesespieces5850 and gmp
pov YMH has gone downhill so you check the comments to see if it’s even worth watching 👀
Don't be a baby.
I didnt give this any play time, i immediately paused and come to read the comments lol
Same
Now I'm out. Peace
same
wow good for you
“What is wrong with my brain?”
You’re an alcoholic Bert. 😂😂
Por Locos. 🤓
@@lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817por pendejo 😂
Awww theyre hitting their youtuber reaction era
They're all grows up
Tom became the coolest of cool guys 😅 I think he learned tho, let them cook and try to win the audience back
Get a grip
Today Bert gets to learn what a vegetable tastes like!
Yeah! You said it @@user-gp6jj5ye4c. You're totally not a bot.
I played for the first time over the weekend. I'm a chess master. Even bought 2, $300 suits. Great episode.
remember when these guys crashed the pat MacAfee show to promote 'their' vodka? Class acts
Was such an A Hole move. Bert really thinks showing the NFL Rookie of the year that he can do 20 push ups would impress him. CJ had no clue who he was.
Remember they are friends with pat..... go back to your double wide you poor
they seem like best buds! I bet they appreciated it as much as redbar@@Bryan31617
the haters are FGTRTDs my friend@@Bryan31617
Welcome to 10 Ads 1 Chat w/ Blart and Tommy
Bahahahahaa 😂
I wish it stopped at 10 YT ads
Love how you people cry about ads when every podcast has them, if you were in this situation you’re telling me you would have no ads ??? Just going to do it for free ??
Maybe use an adblock extension in your browser.
@@Chickennuggets18363the embedded sponsor ads are out of control, I would gladly pay for a RUclips account that negates all that.
welcome to 2 adds at 1 time
The average elementary chess club member could beat Bert in Chess
I can't wait for the day a picture of Tom and Bart is on the YMH cool guys' wall. We got a couple of really cool fellas here today.
When Bert starts flailing about after eating something bad, I can absolutely see the "baby walrus" he brought up in his special Razzle Dazzle.
Ah yes people's favorite, hearing others eat on a microphone!
Especially someone lacking self awareness as much as Bwert; literally interrupted his own chewing to talk. Awesome to hear.
Imagine sniffing the mic after this
Still acting like slobs eating with their mouths open!! You think with the amount of money they have they could buy some f'n manners!!!!
Not to mention Bert faking throwing up. The reason he didn't need the trash can is because he was playing up to it.
I have no idea why, it's not funny in the slightest hearing a 50year old acting like a 3year old, pretending to throw up.
Everything he does now is so cringy. Don't even get me started on that friggin dolphin "laugh" he puts on.... Why? It's not funny.
This episode's chess discussion will be used to demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger Effect in college lecture halls for decades to come.
“He hit the f***ing tree.”
This whole episode had me laughing harder than I have in awhile. Thanks boys. 💪🏻
Life regrets? Listening to this with ear buds 😂😂
Yup, I'm at work listening to it and really wanna skip it but I'm holding out lol
I'm on public transit listening to this 😅
@@zacheddy9685 it was worse at the end with the fruit roll up lol, about done the bad friends podcast and it's not much better. Too much screaming and I'm better than you with them.
@@chrisgravelle1492 just finished the Ep and I can agree. That soft smack of Bert's lips is a killer with good headphones on
These days the only entertainment I get from this podcast is reading the comments.
Sad but true.
Can you explain why they’ve been getting so much hate? I used to watch every week but it’s been almost a year since that.
Karma
@@The-nz8ui Probably for the same reason you didnt listen for a year lol
@@riomendoza1111ding ding ding
Bert looked like the cowardly lion when he spit out that sardine
Idk why but the noise Tom made when he dropped the olive had me dying 😂
*olive falls*
"Ghyuh"
Strong hamster gagging
Strong hamster energy from tom and his frail mum
The more Bert talks the more I question why I'm subscribed to the channel.
It's for the episodes where Tom talks to people who aren't Bert.
I'm subscribed so I can check in on the drop in viewership numbers
Same. Ymh been making me smh lately
@kneelread yet they have over 200k more than you'll ever have just on this one
@@Bryan31617 how does that impact the numbers going down and me enjoying that?
Who would be shocked how little Bert reads?
"He [the world champion of chess] will slip up, not understandering what I'm doing" is possibly the most Bert thing Bert has ever said
Hopefully this aint another hour long infomercial for another celebrity vodka !!!!
Stupid
It’s old news, get over it… if you had a product you wouldn’t promote it ?? 🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@Chickennuggets18363they have a white labeled product and they are trying to get the poors to buy it because the poors are losing interest in their shows
Nope. It's an hour long ASMR video of two idiots smacking food and making throw up noises.
Are you poor?
Taste tests are always the last dying breath of a channel.
Thank god!
Bert calling himself a chess “Master” and not knowing the name of the knight or queen is probably the funniest thing he’s done on this podcast
It's crazy Bert can be his age and still not know anything about the world hahah like my dads age that's so wild
Because if it’s not about him he could care less. He’s a delusional alcoholic and Tom just fuels the fire
How much is Zyn paying Bert to bring that shit up every 10 minutes haha
I’d watch a 2 bears chess match. Hope Tom doesn’t break half his body during this challenge
Tom sucks I hope he gets poor again
i feel like Bert needs to be taken to washington square park and his chess abilities will be humbled real quick 😂
As an individual who is working on their bachelors in accounting and finance, I was astonished to hear Bert say GNP. He is correct about it being a bar for productivity in a country.
Truck loads of hate from pa
So funny to say truckloads of hate without the kkk
"I'm already doing things Bobby Fischer does. It's easy." - Bertrum Chrysler everyone
Bobby Brown, I mean Bobby Lee
Has the teacup of hitler 😮
He's not Bobby fischer he's Fischer Price
i think its great that tom already knows how bad each of the items are and pretends to not know so berty will keep putting them in his mouth. the reactions are truly priceless!
This came on while I was putting my baby to sleep and was stuck in a postion where I couldnt grab my phone to change it and I inadvertently came across a torture worse than waterbordering. 😢
Bernt chewing with his mouth open made my headphones implode over my ears
24:55 “can you imagine ice skating to school and then having a sandwich of this” 🤣
🤣💀I’m still laughing at that 3 hours later
As a Danish person I just know that Bert has no idea where Denmark is 😅 he probably thinks it's on the North Pole, typical American
Bart is one of the biggest shit talkers ever, mans calling out a chess grand master 😂🤣
Tom rinsing out his pork sandwich mouth with coffee instead of water like Garth Brooks would
This podcast is dying quicker than Bert's liver
No it ain’t. You just worsen around it
@@bryanlee7989English?
I'm just here for the comments
go to the comments on the upcoming kill tony with bert its rough
@@doctorb.5893 lol it’s brutal so far. I can’t wait for Bart to interrupt all the comics
As most people ---- by the way ... burt is not racist but he just really love that iconic alcoholic eacist winston churchill --- ie : bussiness as usual
You know a podcast is coming to its end once sampling shit becomes content. 😂
Tom is slowly morphing into his father 😂 I love it
What's for sale this week?
toms goth wife
@@user-nc8kg8nl7l hard pass
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
@@user-nc8kg8nl7l that item has the most value yet.
Zyn pouches
Can’t wait to fast forward multiple times this episode
I'm just happy we can fast forward
At least you're aware it's possible. Other people complaining about the commercials are too slow to realize you can click forward and skip the ads.
Can we find an 8 year old who has taken chess lessons for a year to play Bert and kick his ass?
Burt thinking he is at a master level is next level delusion
Barf Chrysler?
Bent Chrystals?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i used to realy enjoy this podcast
Ive felt the same way lately 😢
I stopped watching like 50 episodes ago. Every Monday I’ll still attempt to listen but I only get 2-3 minutes in before Bert says something stupid and I have to turn it off
No, you didn't
Yet, here you are on youtube. @@RockyMountainHigh74
@@RockyMountainHigh74 Same! I always fizzle out less than halfway thru.
I think bart’s brain is getting pickled by all the alcohol.
1. Bert placed Stalin and Fisher together. Yup, he’s a “Master.”
2. Bert refers to people from Norway as “Danish.”
Really excited to see what they're advertising this week.
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
The patience to be around burt is unbelievable
Tim has 2 young sons at home...he is used to Brent....
Eh Timmy just has a mountain of cash just off camera that he glances at when he needs strength
Round 2 of trying sardines the look Tom gives Bert. That squinting eye dart like why am i friends with you 😂. So funny😂
“Chess is like Checkers on steroids” gee thanks bert, we all totally didn’t realize this at the age of 5 or anything 😂 3 ads in one ad break, it’s like soon this whole pod will be an ad for vodka or something. Tom, struggling to breathe: Kenya, I wanna run like the wind 😭😂
As a Danish person, I would just like to say that I have never seen that stuff that he ate from the can in my life but it was hilarious to watch😂
Det var den klassiske Faaborg leverpostej på dåse
Det er et produkt fra Tulip som hedder 'Mezcla Sandwich Spread'. Jeg har heller aldrig set eller hørt om det før og måtte bruge lidt google detektiv færdigheder for at finde frem til det. Det er hverken dåse leverpostej eller torskerogn.
Har heller aldrig set den! 😂😂
We’re not laughing with you Bert… we’re laughing at you 😂
This is where The King and the Sting went when Theo had enough and decided he was done. 😂
There was a sweet spot where that pod was pretty good, I miss that one
Nah they’re actually friends and Tom wouldn’t be jealous of anyone because he doesn’t care, and Bert isn’t jealous because hes a narcissist, so that’s why itll work still.
@@onyxmoonasquad1 I wasn't talking about jealousy. I was relating it to King and the Sting when they jumped the shark and started doing food challenges
@@onyxmoonasquad1you find this garbage interesting or funny?
@@TiffanyMaryJean I do actually been a fan for a long time. Specifically Tom, but I don’t hate bert. If you have followed Tom for a while you would have learned alot. He’s not only a top tier comedian, but a legitimate business man. There’s nothing wrong with people liking what they like. You know personally there’s several things I don’t like and yet some how some way I don’t usually see it. Which segways into why are you this deep in a comment section on something you don’t care about? Even more so something you don’t like, it’s a little pathetic. Just to specify it’s not pathetic that you don’t like something I do, it’s pathetic the fact you are digging comments to hate on what people enjoy.
Bert is a walking billboard for the dunning kruger effect
Them not saying doctors when they said what does India produce was a missed opportunity lol
Nothing gives me more joy than Tom's discomfort face when eating things he doesnt like lol
Just waiting for their vodka to come out and someone take a photo of Blart drinking Tito's.
36 minutes, Bert has the universal face of "I dont want to play anymore".
Bert reacting like that because it doesn’t taste like a burnt vodka tonic.
Seeing cj stroud so uncomfortable around Bart on the PMS was hilarious
My girlfriend and I were watching The Goonies last night and she thought Chunk was played by bert kreischer.
Wait till u see Sound Of Freedom, Bill Camp looks JUST like Bert
Is this episode another infomercial??? Those are my favorite
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ??
they’re legit not even trying anymore lmao
Enny coming in with knowledge and no one giving af 😂
No talk about the last episode bombing?
They recorded and banked this episode a long time ago, probably even before they recorded the vodka announcement
Look up the Dunning Kruger Effect...... a picture of Bert might come up 😂
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect needs update
"Guys, they didn't like our infomercial episode. Let's try to make up for it by doing a react episode. Everyone loves those."
Bart talking about chess is the same energy as King Shark reading his book upside down.
bert taking a geography class should be an episode
Dude, great idea!
Lmfao I love this comment section 😂❤
Bert struggling to talk was the low insulin from the diabetes. He’s gotta watch himself
This was the best episode ever. You need to do this once a month. It’s incredible
Why does Tom’s Jamaican accent just sound like Mrs. Doubtfire? 😂
2 Bears 1 Cave 20 ads..
Bert confidence in himself is hilarious 😂
This show has jumped the shark
Loving the chewing sounds directly in my ear
When did this show turn into Good Mythical Morning?
The fact that Bert just keeps going first. I want a friend and willing and as gullible as that. Love you Bert.
When did 2 Bears turn into Scissor Bros??
I am Norwegian - I actually got a bit offended at first when he said that Magnus doesnt know Fischer as well as Betrand Chrystler. But then I remember all the times he got grounded when he tried to compete against Rogan...
..... imagine people in india and pakistan listening to burt every year celebrating Winston Churchill that only killed and displaced 20 million ppl in the area just because he was reaaaaaaally racist
if you get offended by anything you're in the wrong place
You say that, but you forget that Bert 'pretty much' attained the rank of Internation Master in just one weekend.
This podcast is like eating cereal with a fork.
At least you get nourishment from the cereal what do you get from this trash podcast? I guess u learn even tho u r a poor you are far more likable to the general public than Tom and Bert.