Tbf if he really spent a weekend he could have learned a couple games, problem with Berty boy is retention, it’s Monday when they film so he is fresh off the weekend
He probably measures levels of intelligence by life experiences and wealth and having happy friends and family, but by all means think you're smarter by wasting months of your life sitting there staring at some meaningless game
@@WKRP187 honestly not even that into chess anymore I played in high school for a bit when I had time but I was playing sports and stuff so there is a balance you can have in life, you know be smart and still enjoy life maybe you should try it, might give you a better tone when talking to people
Every week I’m more and more surprised that Bert can tie his own shoes. Dude really just said chess is more complicated than checkers like he discovered something 😂😂😂
Seriously. First time listeners may wonder whether or not he is mentally challenged. The way he constantly interrupts and changes subjects....and then the ridiculous statements and claims he makes. It's comical, but not funny.
Dude he laid the bar on the ground, rolled around on it, accidentally poked himself in the eye and pooped his pants lowered the bar. Like this muffukker is special AF.
Actually, having an iq of 100 or lower increases your odds of being successful. Most people and companies do not like intelligence.. Smart people ask questions..
As an individual who is working on their bachelors in accounting and finance, I was astonished to hear Bert say GNP. He is correct about it being a bar for productivity in a country.
Love how you people cry about ads when every podcast has them, if you were in this situation you’re telling me you would have no ads ??? Just going to do it for free ??
i think its great that tom already knows how bad each of the items are and pretends to not know so berty will keep putting them in his mouth. the reactions are truly priceless!
Still acting like slobs eating with their mouths open!! You think with the amount of money they have they could buy some f'n manners!!!! Not to mention Bert faking throwing up. The reason he didn't need the trash can is because he was playing up to it. I have no idea why, it's not funny in the slightest hearing a 50year old acting like a 3year old, pretending to throw up. Everything he does now is so cringy. Don't even get me started on that friggin dolphin "laugh" he puts on.... Why? It's not funny.
I stopped watching like 50 episodes ago. Every Monday I’ll still attempt to listen but I only get 2-3 minutes in before Bert says something stupid and I have to turn it off
“Chess is like Checkers on steroids” gee thanks bert, we all totally didn’t realize this at the age of 5 or anything 😂 3 ads in one ad break, it’s like soon this whole pod will be an ad for vodka or something. Tom, struggling to breathe: Kenya, I wanna run like the wind 😭😂
How fucking great would it be if they got Joe Rogan to do a 2bears live but fear factor style. They could call it Bear Factor and compete against each other.
Hi Jamaican here 😋The first video of Swaggy P she is not Jamaican. Shes was born and raised in Russia then moved to Jamaica a few years ago 😅 So she does know some patois but her accent is still really Russian
Nah they’re actually friends and Tom wouldn’t be jealous of anyone because he doesn’t care, and Bert isn’t jealous because hes a narcissist, so that’s why itll work still.
@@onyxmoonasquad1 I wasn't talking about jealousy. I was relating it to King and the Sting when they jumped the shark and started doing food challenges
@@TiffanyMaryJean I do actually been a fan for a long time. Specifically Tom, but I don’t hate bert. If you have followed Tom for a while you would have learned alot. He’s not only a top tier comedian, but a legitimate business man. There’s nothing wrong with people liking what they like. You know personally there’s several things I don’t like and yet some how some way I don’t usually see it. Which segways into why are you this deep in a comment section on something you don’t care about? Even more so something you don’t like, it’s a little pathetic. Just to specify it’s not pathetic that you don’t like something I do, it’s pathetic the fact you are digging comments to hate on what people enjoy.
Bert is now at peak unlikable. And Tom, I'm sorry to say, is on the way there as well. Tom should distance himself from Bert and his wife for a bit. Also, get Nadav back. YMH is just a shitshow atm
Guys, do this more often. I've never laughed so hard at a podcast. 😂 seeing Tom revert back to a child while taste testing is the absolute best. He was not feeling it. 😂😂😂
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ??
Bert knowing this little about chess is not surprising. But not only not knowing, it's the "knowing" of things that are demonstrably incorrect that's so intriguing. "Me fail chess - that's unpossible"
I am Norwegian - I actually got a bit offended at first when he said that Magnus doesnt know Fischer as well as Betrand Chrystler. But then I remember all the times he got grounded when he tried to compete against Rogan...
At least you get nourishment from the cereal what do you get from this trash podcast? I guess u learn even tho u r a poor you are far more likable to the general public than Tom and Bert.
@@justbigstepbro9167 In comes his totally not boyfriend to save his love. Yeah you Reddit dwellers stick together don't ya lol. Like REALLY stick together lol. Also same could be said for the comment you left in defense of your not boyfriend.. See how that works?
Tom's relationship with Bert is how I imagine he talks to Ellis;
"oh yeah buddy? you think you can run faster than Usain Bolt?"
Spot on 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 where did you get the water from 😂😂
Bert trying to sound brilliant while saying "Understandering" warms my heart. HAHA
thats pretty understrandable
Bert acting like he understands chess to any extent is adorable
Tbf if he really spent a weekend he could have learned a couple games, problem with Berty boy is retention, it’s Monday when they film so he is fresh off the weekend
He probably measures levels of intelligence by life experiences and wealth and having happy friends and family, but by all means think you're smarter by wasting months of your life sitting there staring at some meaningless game
@@WKRP187 honestly not even that into chess anymore I played in high school for a bit when I had time but I was playing sports and stuff so there is a balance you can have in life, you know be smart and still enjoy life maybe you should try it, might give you a better tone when talking to people
"Horses" and "Castles" though..... Bobby Fischer though.... 😑
He is like a child
“Chess is my PASSION.”
-A grown man that’s been playing it for a weekend 😂
I feel like Garth Brooks has put a curse on Tom's comment sections 💀 😅
Garth has no genitalia, that’s the culprit behind all of the bodies
Andy reid agrees
I’m starting to be a fan of of Garth
@@COD_is_a_sinthat why no one fks you?
I think Tom cursed himself by being a rich prick about it
Every week I’m more and more surprised that Bert can tie his own shoes. Dude really just said chess is more complicated than checkers like he discovered something 😂😂😂
Cant wait for the episode in two months where they recap the superbowl 😂
Or how they crashed pats show.
This episode was recorded and banked before they even recorded their vodka announcement episode!
I can still hear nadav laughing on this one so wait til august
@@XpapricaX Nadav is googling
@@XpapricaX 😂
Bert licking his fingers, chewing and burping directly into mic is just lovely
Whenever you think you know how dumb Blurt is, he lowers the bar even further.
Seriously. First time listeners may wonder whether or not he is mentally challenged. The way he constantly interrupts and changes subjects....and then the ridiculous statements and claims he makes. It's comical, but not funny.
Dude he laid the bar on the ground, rolled around on it, accidentally poked himself in the eye and pooped his pants lowered the bar. Like this muffukker is special AF.
idk why this is the first time i’m seeing Blurt. so fucking funny bro 😂
@@jacksonbruns9429welcome the charm wears off incredibly fast
@@InspectahReese no i’m not new. and there never was any charm. but blurt is just so fitting i’m surprised that’s the first i saw it
Bert thinking he has the best ideas, not realizing his brain is just a Bingo Hopper spittin out random numbers.
Bert is proof that you don't need to be smart to be rich.
He’s finally gotten his fans to pay for his alcoholism.
He’s brilliant in one thing. Marketing himself to get views and ticket sales but he is a full blown narcissist.
You'd be surprised how dumb most rich people are. Or I don't know...literally everyone in the world in control of nuclear weapons are IDIOTS.
Actually, having an iq of 100 or lower increases your odds of being successful. Most people and companies do not like intelligence.. Smart people ask questions..
@@leonunlimited7552Any statistics to back that up? Genuinely curious 🤙
I can picture the astonished face the grand master Bert will have, when he sees a clock next to a real chess board lol
Lol, Bert’s famous move: Pawn, Pawn, Horse, tall bitch in the back.
Hate from the comments that you pretend not to read
Nono he reads oooonly Tom's
It’s sad to admit but I agree. The glory days are over.
@@severinwolf497shows even better now but the unfollow button is not hare to find....yet here you are making them money😅😅
pov YMH has gone downhill so you check the comments to see if it’s even worth watching 👀
Don't be a baby.
Tom: "Jesus, don't give away your strategy like this, you are going to change the Chess World." LMAO
Bert's is so insane! Doesn't know the pieces names.
Did he not say modern league baseball?
@@reesespieces5850 and gmp
I didnt give this any play time, i immediately paused and come to read the comments lol
Same
Now I'm out. Peace
same
wow good for you
“What is wrong with my brain?”
You’re an alcoholic Bert. 😂😂
Por Locos. 🤓
@@lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817por pendejo 😂
As an individual who is working on their bachelors in accounting and finance, I was astonished to hear Bert say GNP. He is correct about it being a bar for productivity in a country.
Awww theyre hitting their youtuber reaction era
They're all grows up
Tom became the coolest of cool guys 😅 I think he learned tho, let them cook and try to win the audience back
Get a grip
Today Bert gets to learn what a vegetable tastes like!
Yeah! You said it @@PaulJohnson-o9u. You're totally not a bot.
The average elementary chess club member could beat Bert in Chess
Welcome to 10 Ads 1 Chat w/ Blart and Tommy
Bahahahahaa 😂
I wish it stopped at 10 YT ads
Love how you people cry about ads when every podcast has them, if you were in this situation you’re telling me you would have no ads ??? Just going to do it for free ??
Maybe use an adblock extension in your browser.
@@Chickennuggets18363the embedded sponsor ads are out of control, I would gladly pay for a RUclips account that negates all that.
Bert calling himself a chess “Master” and not knowing the name of the knight or queen is probably the funniest thing he’s done on this podcast
welcome to 2 adds at 1 time
i think its great that tom already knows how bad each of the items are and pretends to not know so berty will keep putting them in his mouth. the reactions are truly priceless!
When Bert starts flailing about after eating something bad, I can absolutely see the "baby walrus" he brought up in his special Razzle Dazzle.
1. Bert placed Stalin and Fisher together. Yup, he’s a “Master.”
2. Bert refers to people from Norway as “Danish.”
Ah yes people's favorite, hearing others eat on a microphone!
Especially someone lacking self awareness as much as Bwert; literally interrupted his own chewing to talk. Awesome to hear.
Imagine sniffing the mic after this
Still acting like slobs eating with their mouths open!! You think with the amount of money they have they could buy some f'n manners!!!!
Not to mention Bert faking throwing up. The reason he didn't need the trash can is because he was playing up to it.
I have no idea why, it's not funny in the slightest hearing a 50year old acting like a 3year old, pretending to throw up.
Everything he does now is so cringy. Don't even get me started on that friggin dolphin "laugh" he puts on.... Why? It's not funny.
Nothing gives me more joy than Tom's discomfort face when eating things he doesnt like lol
Taste tests are always the last dying breath of a channel.
Thank god!
This episode's chess discussion will be used to demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger Effect in college lecture halls for decades to come.
Truck loads of hate from pa
So funny to say truckloads of hate without the kkk
The fact that Bert just keeps going first. I want a friend and willing and as gullible as that. Love you Bert.
I’d watch a 2 bears chess match. Hope Tom doesn’t break half his body during this challenge
Tom sucks I hope he gets poor again
Who would be shocked how little Bert reads?
Strong hamster gagging
Strong hamster energy from tom and his frail mum
The world needs to see Bert eat surströmming. PLEASE!!!!
Tom rinsing out his pork sandwich mouth with coffee instead of water like Garth Brooks would
This podcast is dying quicker than Bert's liver
No it ain’t. You just worsen around it
@@bryanlee7989English?
It never ceases to amaze me the knowledge Bert doesn’t have on topics he so confidently states “facts” on
I can't wait for the day a picture of Tom and Bart is on the YMH cool guys' wall. We got a couple of really cool fellas here today.
24:55 “can you imagine ice skating to school and then having a sandwich of this” 🤣
🤣💀I’m still laughing at that 3 hours later
As a Danish person I just know that Bert has no idea where Denmark is 😅 he probably thinks it's on the North Pole, typical American
Magnus Carlsen would beat Bert with a king and a Knight blindfolded with 1 minute on the clock and Bert has unlimited time
Bert talking about chess and says “I don’t know everything” could be the understatement of the millennium.
How much is Zyn paying Bert to bring that shit up every 10 minutes haha
i feel like Bert needs to be taken to washington square park and his chess abilities will be humbled real quick 😂
I'm just here for the comments
go to the comments on the upcoming kill tony with bert its rough
@@doctorb.5893 lol it’s brutal so far. I can’t wait for Bart to interrupt all the comics
It's crazy Bert can be his age and still not know anything about the world hahah like my dads age that's so wild
Because if it’s not about him he could care less. He’s a delusional alcoholic and Tom just fuels the fire
Can’t wait to fast forward multiple times this episode
I'm just happy we can fast forward
At least you're aware it's possible. Other people complaining about the commercials are too slow to realize you can click forward and skip the ads.
Burt thinking he is at a master level is next level delusion
The patience to be around burt is unbelievable
Tim has 2 young sons at home...he is used to Brent....
Eh Timmy just has a mountain of cash just off camera that he glances at when he needs strength
Bart is one of the biggest shit talkers ever, mans calling out a chess grand master 😂🤣
No talk about the last episode bombing?
They recorded and banked this episode a long time ago, probably even before they recorded the vodka announcement
These two give anyone hope they can ‘succeed’ in life.
My girlfriend and I were watching The Goonies last night and she thought Chunk was played by bert kreischer.
I think bart’s brain is getting pickled by all the alcohol.
i used to realy enjoy this podcast
Ive felt the same way lately 😢
I stopped watching like 50 episodes ago. Every Monday I’ll still attempt to listen but I only get 2-3 minutes in before Bert says something stupid and I have to turn it off
No, you didn't
Yet, here you are on youtube. @@RockyMountainHigh74
@@RockyMountainHigh74 Same! I always fizzle out less than halfway thru.
“Chess is like Checkers on steroids” gee thanks bert, we all totally didn’t realize this at the age of 5 or anything 😂 3 ads in one ad break, it’s like soon this whole pod will be an ad for vodka or something. Tom, struggling to breathe: Kenya, I wanna run like the wind 😭😂
51:43 the same face Chunk makes in THE GOONIES when he is being questioned XD
36 minutes, Bert has the universal face of "I dont want to play anymore".
Bert struggling to talk was the low insulin from the diabetes. He’s gotta watch himself
How fucking great would it be if they got Joe Rogan to do a 2bears live but fear factor style. They could call it Bear Factor and compete against each other.
You know a podcast is coming to its end once sampling shit becomes content. 😂
Just waiting for their vodka to come out and someone take a photo of Blart drinking Tito's.
Hi Jamaican here 😋The first video of Swaggy P she is not Jamaican. Shes was born and raised in Russia then moved to Jamaica a few years ago 😅 So she does know some patois but her accent is still really Russian
This is where The King and the Sting went when Theo had enough and decided he was done. 😂
There was a sweet spot where that pod was pretty good, I miss that one
Nah they’re actually friends and Tom wouldn’t be jealous of anyone because he doesn’t care, and Bert isn’t jealous because hes a narcissist, so that’s why itll work still.
@@onyxmoonasquad1 I wasn't talking about jealousy. I was relating it to King and the Sting when they jumped the shark and started doing food challenges
@@onyxmoonasquad1you find this garbage interesting or funny?
@@TiffanyMaryJean I do actually been a fan for a long time. Specifically Tom, but I don’t hate bert. If you have followed Tom for a while you would have learned alot. He’s not only a top tier comedian, but a legitimate business man. There’s nothing wrong with people liking what they like. You know personally there’s several things I don’t like and yet some how some way I don’t usually see it. Which segways into why are you this deep in a comment section on something you don’t care about? Even more so something you don’t like, it’s a little pathetic. Just to specify it’s not pathetic that you don’t like something I do, it’s pathetic the fact you are digging comments to hate on what people enjoy.
"Guys, they didn't like our infomercial episode. Let's try to make up for it by doing a react episode. Everyone loves those."
Bert is now at peak unlikable. And Tom, I'm sorry to say, is on the way there as well.
Tom should distance himself from Bert and his wife for a bit. Also, get Nadav back. YMH is just a shitshow atm
great...They will read this and leave the show.... Thanks a lot...
Guys, do this more often. I've never laughed so hard at a podcast. 😂 seeing Tom revert back to a child while taste testing is the absolute best. He was not feeling it. 😂😂😂
Bert is a walking billboard for the dunning kruger effect
Seeing cj stroud so uncomfortable around Bart on the PMS was hilarious
We’re not laughing with you Bert… we’re laughing at you 😂
Really excited to see what they're advertising this week.
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ?
One of the funniest episodes I have seen... I was laughing so hard when they were taste testing.... love these two and this podcast
Is this episode another infomercial??? Those are my favorite
It’s old clown, get over it and move on, if you had a product you would push it just has hard, I mean your most likely using a iPhone where there is commercials and ads all over alll the time but you don’t cry about that ??
The way he calls himself a Master of chess with a STRAIGHT FACE when he literally started last weekend is absolutely W-I-L-D
2 Bears 1 Cave 20 ads..
“Checkers is a lot different than chess” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why does Tom’s Jamaican accent just sound like Mrs. Doubtfire? 😂
Bert knowing this little about chess is not surprising. But not only not knowing, it's the "knowing" of things that are demonstrably incorrect that's so intriguing.
"Me fail chess - that's unpossible"
I am Norwegian - I actually got a bit offended at first when he said that Magnus doesnt know Fischer as well as Betrand Chrystler. But then I remember all the times he got grounded when he tried to compete against Rogan...
if you get offended by anything you're in the wrong place
You say that, but you forget that Bert 'pretty much' attained the rank of Internation Master in just one weekend.
I’m really into chess these days…. No Bert you are into chess this week, next week it’ll be something different.
About done with Bert. I long for the days of Tom with ANYBODY else.
When did this show turn into Good Mythical Morning?
Tom is slowly morphing into his father 😂 I love it
Tom carries the podcast once again
This podcast is like eating cereal with a fork.
At least you get nourishment from the cereal what do you get from this trash podcast? I guess u learn even tho u r a poor you are far more likable to the general public than Tom and Bert.
they’re legit not even trying anymore lmao
An ad Disguised as a taste test, too bad I'm poor and can't afford those products.
Why doesn't Bert CALL PEOPLE. FACETIME ISNT COOL
This whole episode is just ASMR of bert and tom heavy breathing while chewing and gagging
How many commercials in this one?
Idk I skip them. lol Imagine not skipping them and complaining lol
@@chilloutdude3617imagine complaining about the comment you could’ve ignored. See how that works?
@@justbigstepbro9167 In comes his totally not boyfriend to save his love. Yeah you Reddit dwellers stick together don't ya lol. Like REALLY stick together lol. Also same could be said for the comment you left in defense of your not boyfriend.. See how that works?
@@chilloutdude3617I don’t think this was about actual youtube ads 😂
@@marywyman6026 Ya don't say?? You do know you can skip forward through their ad reads too, right? Guess not. lol
When did 2 Bears turn into Scissor Bros??
I would pay money to see Bert play Magnus Carlsen.
As a European Bert is exactly what I picture when I think of an American
2 poor por osos
Strong hamster over here lol
Phone scamming is a India import export
Bert is becoming my new favorite lolcow really quickly
"you'd be shocked how little I read" Bart, no one would shocked
who gave Bert a key bump before this episode!