Joe loves a good bear story. 😂 He is fully involved and then has to mimic the sounds a bear would make adds a whole new level of value to the story. Lol, never gets old.
because you never truly stop and think about the reality of that animal. bro its literally a monster. with a nose 14 times stronger than a bloodhound, it has literal red lust vision like a 360 degree camera for miles in every direction due to its nose. Now you factor in it's top running speed of 35mph, body weight in the multi hundreds (very rarely less than 300-400 lbs...some being 900-1100 lbs...can climb ANY tree despite its weight....and has absolutely no throat instinct to mercifully suffocate you to death before simply pinning you down and ripping you to strips until you die
My friend had a horrific encounter with a Grizzlie. He thought he was about to be mauled so he prayed to God that the bear would be a Christian bear. It was then that the bear stopped, put it's paws together and then the bear prayed "Thanks Lord for this meal which I am about to receive"...
I’m so tired of hearing about Covid and cancel culture from him 24/7. JRE used to be an escape from the news now it’s a culture war talking points show
@@johnirish2969 probably not, when you recreate in grizzly country and it’s not familiar to you, there’s a fascination in the information you can Gardner in regards to these animals’ behaviors.
@@johnirish2969 yeah what's awkward is this dipshit still is not getting that read, that Joe is trolling him. You can get personality out of someone who doesn't have one
Heaviest recorded grizzly killed by a hunter in the wild was around 1,200lbs... Bart the Bear a tamed grizzly who appeared in movies weighed 1,779lbs. That's insane.
I remember my grandpa telling me to stay close cuz bears and cougars would eat me first. I remember that hike like it was yesterday, a lesson for a lifetime. RIP Grandpa.
There’s a stuffed bear in the airport in Smithers BC that was 1012 pounds. Wild story how it was caught as well. Took out 30 head of cattle, some as big as 1500 pounds, over a 3 year span. Took officers three years to capture him and they nearly died in the process.
A neighbor of mine lost his wife in 2020,or 2021. In Saskatchewan, it was a black bear. They owned a cabin far north and were very bear and nature smart. She was outside with her 9 yr old son and sent him in for something, next thing a male black bear was attacking her. Husband had to shoot the bear twice to kill it. Unfortunately she didn't survive her injuries and also left behind a 2 yr old daughter
@@iamnoah_ black bear attacks are more rare and sometimes they do like a bluff charge but when they do attack they want to kill and eat you. Grizzlies usually attack when threatened/startled or their young are nearby.
especially sick, hungry, and people habituated and they are more apt to actually feed on you vs grizzlies tend to attack to eliminate the threat (you) and then move on. that's why there is a saying "if it's black fight back, if it's brown stay down"
@@iamnoah_Yeah, they actually said something must have been wrong with the Bear because it is quite unusual behavior for a black bear. However, to me, a bear is a bear. I'm gonna be scared no matter what color it is
My dad was a fisherman in remote Yakutat Alaska and we have a cabin 50 miles from the nearest town in the middle of the forest. I’ll never forget the only time I saw a mother grizzly bear and her 2 cubs, luckily we were on 4 wheelers but this bear stood on its back legs probably 8 feet’s tall and roared at us as we drove past our 2 4 wheelers getting about 10-15 feet away at the closest point. Nothing compares to these animals in the wild. Truly a monster of an animal but so beautiful to see in the wild if you don’t get to close.
I've had dozens of very close calls with both Brown and black bear. I was probably very close to where you were set netting on the river. It was Raining and blowing i was in full rain gear sitting on the side of the skiff bailing bloody fish water. I had my back to the rain and couldn't hear with the rain beating on my hood. I heard the dog barking and turned to see it chasing the bear away. The tracks in the wet sand were about ten feet away. The other one was at night, again blowing and raining I was running the net and was almost to the end and I kept feeling the net tugging. I'm thinking huge 50 pound king in the net. As I get too the end, I look up with my head lamp and a big bear is ripping fish out of the net. It didn't even look at me. Even with a skiff full of fish I made record time pulling my way back. Iv'e been super lucky with bears but know several who have been killed or mauled.
Hiking in the Colorado Rockies I heard a mountain lion scream about 10 or 12 feet up a rock scarp. I backed out slow and lived to tell about it. By far the most beautiful and terrifying sound I've ever heard
@dropsy Mcloop yeah and if you ever do end up comeing in contact with don't run just back away but always maintain eye contact and you will be fine they are ambush predators
I was in the US Army with this dude from Alaska and had a legit bear claw scar across his face and his story was about 1/4 the length of this one and 10xs more interesting.
I encountered a huge grizzly with my Grandfather in the northern part of Wyoming we were about 300-400 feet away on a cliff in full camouflage watching this beast of a bear looking and sniffing around in a creek. And all of a sudden he looks in our direction up on the cliff and I mean body pointing directly at us which to me and my grandpa felt like he was staring right at us but we knew it was most likely checking it’s surroundings, examining the cliff whatever. All of a sudden the bear turns it’s head behind him, looks back at us and started SPRINTING towards our direction… we hopped in the Jeep so fast and booked it! We talk about it all the time and have a running joke like “I should’ve left you there” kind of thing 😂 I’ll never forget it
Listening to all the noises Joe makes in this one makes me already know that there’s gonna be another one of those funny ass edited videos that come from these podcasts😂
He wasn't always rich. Having a background in martial arts aids in being in contact with your primal self, plus he's been hunting for decades now, he is more aware of what an encounter like this would bring out of a person than most of us. He does suck, however, when interviewing artists (non-comedians)
I worked for a guide service as a wrangler for elk hunts, just outside Yellowstone, in the Grand Tetons. One time I was quartering up an elk and Tandy, one of our pack mules, started dancing around all crazy and I went to walk over to see what the impatient bitches problem was.. then I looked in the direction she was looking in and just on top of the hill was a huge Griz sow and three near full grown cubs.. we all looked at each other for a second that felt like forever and then me and the guy I was with started yelling “hey bear fuck off, get your own!” And nothing happened. So we had to act, slowly walking towards them waving our arms and yelling. It takes a great deal to walk towards an animal that every part of you wants to run from. They decided to turn tail and run over the hill, needless to say we both had pistols drawn.. always pay attention to your pack animals and mounts.. Tandy smelled those bears before my dog did. @PowerfulJRE
There was no attack....Did you even listen to the whole fucking video lmao. It was an encounter. I encountered a pitbull yesterday, should I call it a pitbull attack?
Except I'd presume that a supposedly well known hunter would know that grizzly bears are not carnivores, they eat fleshy roots, fruits, berries, grasses and a lot of other things that aren't meat, shouldn't someone like this know that? Did he mean that they tend to eat more meat than black bears and just explained it poorly? I have no respect for anything this guy says about animals or hunting now, that's a pretty weird thing to be wrong about
Joe asking for more details to get freaked out with the same energy a creep would ask what clothes a girl's wearing on the phone 😂 Bears and hunting stories is just pure unfiltered JRE
Summary: "a bear that was a grizzly, but could be a bear of color or a dog 🐕 passed by and I got scared my testicles would be ripped off, despite carrying a hand cannon and bear spray".
Me and my brother were hiking Mount Yamnuska in Canmore, Alberta and on our way back down from the mountain, we got off the main trail and ended up coming down on a deer trail. I had a funny feeling in my gut so I had some lound music playing on my phone for noise as I didn't have anything else. As we came out of this one brush of trees into an open meadow, I look at this face with pitch black eyes just staring at me and to be honest, I just froze for a good couple of seconds as I couldn't believe that it was a grizzly about 80 ft. away from us. As I snapped back into my senses, i just lowered my gaze and we slowly backed off and as we were backing away, we noticed it was a mama bear with a cub so things could have turned real bad for us if anything went wrong. Definitely one of the scariest and unforgettable experiences of my life
As a 30 year resident of Banff AB, I can confidently say that you were VERY fortunate. I fly fish the Bow River between Banff and Canmore frequently and I’m on constant high alert! Not just listening, but watching for any hint of a bear at my feet. It’s trippy AF out in the bush in dead silence and you hear things or just imagine you hear things…
Hiking through the woods in the mountains of Montana is a beautiful and intense experience. Chances are you'll be fine and won't run into an aggressive animal, but knowing there's that chance does something extraordinary to your senses
Especially when the 'appropriate' reaction to a Grizzly vs. a BBear is POLAR opposite. Forgive the unintentional pun, but... yeah. Imagine a common hiker surprised by a Black, and then he whispers: "Don't run, Phil! Make yourself look big, wave your arms and growl!!" 😳😳😳😳😳😳
I grew up in Montana and bears used to run through our yard in Bozeman. Occasionally, they are spotted in town usually on walking and biking trails such as the Galligator Trail. These are usually not grizzlies but I wouldn’t want to startle or anger any adult bear. If you want to learn about bears and you’re in the Bozeman area, visit Montana Grizzly Encounter. They care for a few grizzlies that can’t be released into the wild. You can do a lot to prevent a bear attack and they explain that in their talk.
I was dead too. Overdose of annoyance!! “Ughhhhhhhh! 👀” “Oooooohhhhhh” “Aghhhhhhhhh” “Ugghhhhhhh” “Ohhhhhh yeaaaaa” “Yessss yessss YESSSSS” “Don’t stop!!! Right there!!!” “Ughhhhhh!!! I’m about to .com” 🍆💦💦💦 “Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh” -Joe “I cream my pants thinking about bears” Rogan!!!!!
@@vitaly6312 yeh man. I’m not saying it wouldn’t be scary to see a bear. But it didn’t attack him, it didn’t even walk right up to him and he’s hunting in the woods where there’s bears it’s not really some shocking story
I have a better bear story than him honestly. I was face to face with a grown bear could have reached out and touched it. And a lot more craziness. Joe!!! Let me on the podcast. You will jizz your pants guaranteed
One thing I rarely hear people mention in bear encounter stories is how unbelievably bad bears in the wild smell. One guy said he shit his pants and it was nothing compared to how bad the bear smelled. He said it’s stink was overwhelming. Plus, shit your pants shit smells WAY worse, because it’s not ready to leave your body yet.
joe love your podcasts. you probably got some but I'd love to hear some mountain lion stories. my grandfather almost got ambushed by one.and as a hunter myself I love these stories
Joe Rogan is just the perfect interviewer. He knows when to just let the the guest talk, but he also knows when to talk and engage in the story to make it more exciting. People can talk shit about his political and other views, but one thing no one can deny is how damn good and perfect he is as a podcast host. Even just the different guests he picks. Jeebus Cripes, I love this man.
That's because he is genuinely interested in hearing these people talk. He behaves completely different with he friends and when he has someone on because they have stories he wants to hear
I lived at Yellowstone at lake Yellowstone and saw many many grizzly bears up close. I’m from Connecticut and black bears are common in New England and let me say there is a massive difference.
As a female hunter who was lucky enough to be born into a family of very avid outdoorsman, I can honestly say that crossing paths with a grizzly is my worst fear. I don’t have anywhere near the experience as my father or grandfather, and I don’t get to hunt as much as I want to, but I do have more experience than most people I know and I feel so incredibly lucky for that. I have been hunting with my dad and brother and grandpa many many times and the one thing we ALWAYS have on us other than our rifle and sidearm, is bear-spray. And my grandpa will always chastise us if our spray is anywhere other than on our hip in a very accessible place. Never let your guard down in bear country 🐻
13 minutes of suspense and expectation... but the dude only saw a bear and his ego telling the story is bigger than the bear itself. I want my 12 minutes back, please!
First time Joe asks: oh probably 5 or 6 maybe 700 lbs. Second time: at least 7 or 800 lbs. Later on that night: it was 1600 lbs if it was an ounce and it breathed fire and had claws of pure steel..
Once while hiking down from Halfdome with my uncle, we ran into a mother black bear and her cubs coming towards us on a path. We were out of water so we were feelin the fatigue. Then we had to walk backwards probably about a half to 3/4s of a mile to get back to a fork in the trail that led to a rest stop. It was a weird section of trail where the ground became almost like sand. I was 13 at the time and it was one of the most insane experiences I can remember. It really was by the whim of that mother bear whether or not we went. Cause they got within 100 yards of us.
I live in Alberta. Encountered a few grizzlies. I know they are dangerous and all but this story of a bear 80 yards away, walking away from you??? Come on dude. I had a grizz come up 40 yards from me on the river bank look over at me and walk off in the opposite direction couldn’t care less. This guy is making them sound like the Baba Yaga haha
Well, they can't cover 80 yds in 2 seconds either, more like 5 seconds if you believe math, that is. Also, Black bears are more docile, but attack far more ppl per capita bc they are more in contact with people. As usual, lots of inaccurate info.
@@trucker-d4161 obviously you weren’t able to complete reading my original message where I added an entire grizz story of my own with far more intense circumstances. Go back and READ, and work your way foreword.
I went hunting for Bear with my Father and his guide. He used the same guide for many years and he was a family friend too. I’ll never forget the first time I saw a Grizzly Bear in the wild. You’re never armed well enough lol. I’ve only hunted Black Bear in Pennsylvania and out in the northwest states but I’ve seen Grizzlies. Truly a sight that makes you realize where we fit in the food chain. Those were the best trips I’ve ever been on with my Father.
It's cuz we let those f*ckers live despite being too many out there. If we were to hunt them down to exterminate them they won't be that tough. A whole squad of heavily armed people should be good enough. What happens in the woods is 99% of the time a bear would encounter an unarmed human whereas a human always meets a bear that is ready to rip you apart. And the worse part is these suckers keep growing in numbers across all continents to the point you can't fucking go to the woods anymore.
The type of JRE content I love. I love listening to hunters and fishermen tell stories. I've never done either but there's just something so cool about going out there and catching your own meal. Would love to learn the art.
Not even gonna ask why Joe is so trained in making bear noises
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I was listening with autoplay not really paying attention while I was in the shower and he scared the shit outta me
He is part bear.
I’d drive him nuts requesting that bear noise repeatedly.
Joe’s bear noises will never cease to absolutely kill me
Rip broo
Same lmao
3:51
😂😂
Me too. 🤣🤣🤣
I love Joe's absolute obsession with bears
It's his ultimate demise. He's going to die by bear🤣
Dude's obsessed just obsessed with information, he's gotten me the same way 🤣
He's also heavy on Sharks
@@Niceguy_habibti chimps too
Man’s Dwight shrute
Joe loves a good bear story. 😂 He is fully involved and then has to mimic the sounds a bear would make adds a whole new level of value to the story. Lol, never gets old.
Sitting in his recliner eating anchovies watching bear videos.
because you never truly stop and think about the reality of that animal. bro its literally a monster. with a nose 14 times stronger than a bloodhound, it has literal red lust vision like a 360 degree camera for miles in every direction due to its nose. Now you factor in it's top running speed of 35mph, body weight in the multi hundreds (very rarely less than 300-400 lbs...some being 900-1100 lbs...can climb ANY tree despite its weight....and has absolutely no throat instinct to mercifully suffocate you to death before simply pinning you down and ripping you to strips until you die
My friend had a horrific encounter with a Grizzlie. He thought he was about to be mauled so he prayed to God that the bear would be a Christian bear. It was then that the bear stopped, put it's paws together and then the bear prayed "Thanks Lord for this meal which I am about to receive"...
@@EWT123 lol
LMAOOOOOOO
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Iam high and just saw an image of a bear folding his paws and gets on his knees as he says this prayer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bear Jesus is one scary ass holy mother son bitch lol
this is the type of content that got me hooked on JRE back in the good ol'days
Now it’s about promoting comics tours and specials and people that have a book coming out.
Eyeshadow Stained Hat!
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I’m so tired of hearing about Covid and cancel culture from him 24/7. JRE used to be an escape from the news now it’s a culture war talking points show
I can listen to Joe talk about bears for hours, especially his bear sounds
Suspect lol
@@jamesjameswhattheladyssayl7657 You thinking its suspect, its suspect
I watched one podcast. Its 3 hours and thats hours. Arrest me
3:50 Joe is good at imetading bear sounds
Joe is so fascinated by the grizzly bear. He loves anything with true power
More like terrified and petrified. He comes undone talking about any wild animal with teeth
And Chimpanzees 😂
Seeing Joe make those bear noises is still fucking funny to me.
Holy shit I read this as he does it an I lost my shit. Lmao
That's not Star Wars?
Best bear noise interpreter on the internet
Joe rogan is a nutcase.
I love joe reacting to bear stories almost as much as joe loves hearing them
Thats gold
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That's because Joe is on dmt duty
Wait until he hear a story about monkeys then he really gets excited 😆
@@patts6153 especially gorillas hahah
JR: "We gotta wrap this up, but before we wrap it up, tell me again... how much did the bear weigh?"
Guest: *tells story*
Joe: "How much did it weigh"
How much could it bench
3:49 😂 Joe has been waiting to do that growl in-person
I find whenver he does those things to be so god damn cringey. Dude probably practice at home too.
Eyeshadow Stained Hat!
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Joe would not let this man tell his story to save his life 😂
He was a pretentious tosser though.
How much did the bear weigh 🤣🤣
@@kurtchapman4752 LETS BE GENEROUS AND SAY 600
He knew this story would be dry once it was finished 😂 had to spice it up
Farking LOVE Joe’s grizzly impression out of pure excitement!! 😂😂😂😂💚💚💚💚💚
Joe geeking from bear story and actually turning for a second to a grizzly bear was funny to me lol
Joe’s reactions have me hooked lol. The most reaction and shock I’ve seen by far on his shows. He’s so interested in grizzly bear encounters!
He's definitely heard it before they both mentioned it many times, seems more like joe was mocking him
@@johnirish2969 probably not, when you recreate in grizzly country and it’s not familiar to you, there’s a fascination in the information you can Gardner in regards to these animals’ behaviors.
@@johnirish2969 yeah what's awkward is this dipshit still is not getting that read, that Joe is trolling him. You can get personality out of someone who doesn't have one
A 13 minute story about a guy seeing a bear who left him alone.
Literally lol
Your pfp matches the comment perfectly
Hahah 🤣
sad
right, jeezus christ what a timesuck that was!
Heaviest recorded grizzly killed by a hunter in the wild was around 1,200lbs... Bart the Bear a tamed grizzly who appeared in movies weighed 1,779lbs. That's insane.
i love how joe has such a fascination with grizzlies
Only real men understand why bears are fascinating.
Anyway, I'm off... I gotta go catch some bears.
I remember my grandpa telling me to stay close cuz bears and cougars would eat me first. I remember that hike like it was yesterday, a lesson for a lifetime. RIP Grandpa.
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the way you worded this makes it sound unintentionally hilarious and horrific, like the bears and cougars got him that day
RIP gramps though.
Wait so did your grandpa..get...eaten? 😶
@@adama4669 that’s exactly how I read it like damn man he got warned and still got ate
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Joe was so disappointed when he said the bear walked off. LMAO
There’s a stuffed bear in the airport in Smithers BC that was 1012 pounds. Wild story how it was caught as well. Took out 30 head of cattle, some as big as 1500 pounds, over a 3 year span. Took officers three years to capture him and they nearly died in the process.
Look up old groaner.....
@@williambennett7033 thanks
I think I have a photo of that bear. I had no idea there was such a fearsome story behind that taxidermy.
And why was the magnificent creature killed ? For “ sport “ ? Cos it was “ menacing “ ?
@@serenityinside1 money! 30 head of cattle is a lot for struggling farmers.
A neighbor of mine lost his wife in 2020,or 2021.
In Saskatchewan, it was a black bear.
They owned a cabin far north and were very bear and nature smart. She was outside with her 9 yr old son and sent him in for something, next thing a male black bear was attacking her. Husband had to shoot the bear twice to kill it. Unfortunately she didn't survive her injuries and also left behind a 2 yr old daughter
a black bear? when have they been known to do that? that’s awful
@@iamnoah_ black bear attacks are more rare and sometimes they do like a bluff charge but when they do attack they want to kill and eat you. Grizzlies usually attack when threatened/startled or their young are nearby.
@@iamnoah_black bears have and will attack humans (although rare)
especially sick, hungry, and people habituated and they are more apt to actually feed on you vs grizzlies tend to attack to eliminate the threat (you) and then move on. that's why there is a saying "if it's black fight back, if it's brown stay down"
@@iamnoah_Yeah, they actually said something must have been wrong with the Bear because it is quite unusual behavior for a black bear.
However, to me, a bear is a bear. I'm gonna be scared no matter what color it is
Joe rogans impression of a kettle throughout this episode was impeccable.
it was really annoying
😂😂😂
hahaha nailed it!
Orgasm noises?
bingo! totally correct man
My dad was a fisherman in remote Yakutat Alaska and we have a cabin 50 miles from the nearest town in the middle of the forest. I’ll never forget the only time I saw a mother grizzly bear and her 2 cubs, luckily we were on 4 wheelers but this bear stood on its back legs probably 8 feet’s tall and roared at us as we drove past our 2 4 wheelers getting about 10-15 feet away at the closest point. Nothing compares to these animals in the wild. Truly a monster of an animal but so beautiful to see in the wild if you don’t get to close.
I've had dozens of very close calls with both Brown and black bear. I was probably very close to where you were set netting on the river. It was Raining and blowing i was in full rain gear sitting on the side of the skiff bailing bloody fish water. I had my back to the rain and couldn't hear with the rain beating on my hood. I heard the dog barking and turned to see it chasing the bear away. The tracks in the wet sand were about ten feet away. The other one was at night, again blowing and raining I was running the net and was almost to the end and I kept feeling the net tugging. I'm thinking huge 50 pound king in the net. As I get too the end, I look up with my head lamp and a big bear is ripping fish out of the net. It didn't even look at me. Even with a skiff full of fish I made record time pulling my way back. Iv'e been super lucky with bears but know several who have been killed or mauled.
Hiking in the Colorado Rockies I heard a mountain lion scream about 10 or 12 feet up a rock scarp. I backed out slow and lived to tell about it. By far the most beautiful and terrifying sound I've ever heard
@dropsy Mcloop yeah and if you ever do end up comeing in contact with don't run just back away but always maintain eye contact and you will be fine they are ambush predators
@@ferguson8143 what would be a safe distance to be able to turn your back on them
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Joes basically a human grizzly
Hahaha, Joe's surprisingly good bear noise caught me off guard.
If i ever get attacked by a grizzly bear i hope i can find someone as enthusiastic about bears as Joe is to tell my story to.
I hope you don't lose your testicles
i love Joe's enthusiasm, he's been out in nature as an adult and still has this excitement of a child when it comes to dangerous animals
Joe probably tells great hunting bedtime stories to his kids.
Probably hunts his kids
I'd assume it'd be better than this one
I was in the US Army with this dude from Alaska and had a legit bear claw scar across his face and his story was about 1/4 the length of this one and 10xs more interesting.
ye thought wit da title he had to fist fight it or sum shi
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Do tell!
LOL
It’s too bad you didn’t tell us his story instead of the story you told about knowing the guy…
I encountered a huge grizzly with my Grandfather in the northern part of Wyoming we were about 300-400 feet away on a cliff in full camouflage watching this beast of a bear looking and sniffing around in a creek. And all of a sudden he looks in our direction up on the cliff and I mean body pointing directly at us which to me and my grandpa felt like he was staring right at us but we knew it was most likely checking it’s surroundings, examining the cliff whatever. All of a sudden the bear turns it’s head behind him, looks back at us and started SPRINTING towards our direction… we hopped in the Jeep so fast and booked it! We talk about it all the time and have a running joke like “I should’ve left you there” kind of thing 😂 I’ll never forget it
I bet that happened
I enjoyed reading your short story! I know it has an extended version just not written here! Thanks!
😂 that's a good one
Yeah right 😂
Listening to all the noises Joe makes in this one makes me already know that there’s gonna be another one of those funny ass edited videos that come from these podcasts😂
Pauly toons lol they are so funny
He was 100% jizzing in his pants
you are totally, totally right
We just going to ignore how good Joe is at making bear noises?! Tf 😂
Uh no? That's literally half the comments, the other half about how anticlimactic this was. 90 second story dragged into 12 minutes.
It’s not good at all🤣🤣
If your in the woods with friends play joes bear sound and watch everyone jump up out of there body 😂
Jesus his impressions are perfect 😂
I love watching JR talked about bears. He truly understands, and is in touch with, the primal.
No he's not. He's a rich Podcaster and terrible comedian.
He wasn't always rich. Having a background in martial arts aids in being in contact with your primal self, plus he's been hunting for decades now, he is more aware of what an encounter like this would bring out of a person than most of us.
He does suck, however, when interviewing artists (non-comedians)
Joes Grizzly impression caught me 100% off guard 🤣
That bear growling impression...that was pretty good Joe 😂
3:49 that bear effect 🤣😂🤣🤣
Some of the best podcasts are these wild animal encounter stories by regular folks. keep em coming Joe.
please do they are so fun to listen too!
3:51 I thought young Jamie popped in a griz sound effect 😂
Same here😁
The infamous Joe Rogan bear growl🤣
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weed induced sound effect
Yo joe got the testosterone of a bear . Proven by him making that bad ass bear sound 😂😂🤷🏽♂️
When Joe gets to making Grizzly Bear noises you know it’s an excellent clip 😂
Are you sure it wasn't a wookie LOL
Brown bears are NOT carnivores. They are omnivores
As soon as he said grizzley bear joe looked at him happy as hell with that smirk 😂
Joe's Grizzly Bear impression had me dying🤣
What makes that encounter even more dangerous is that he was carrying a Taurus.
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
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This deserves more likes 🤣
Taurus has come a long way in the last 3 years.
I worked for a guide service as a wrangler for elk hunts, just outside Yellowstone, in the Grand Tetons. One time I was quartering up an elk and Tandy, one of our pack mules, started dancing around all crazy and I went to walk over to see what the impatient bitches problem was.. then I looked in the direction she was looking in and just on top of the hill was a huge Griz sow and three near full grown cubs.. we all looked at each other for a second that felt like forever and then me and the guy I was with started yelling “hey bear fuck off, get your own!” And nothing happened. So we had to act, slowly walking towards them waving our arms and yelling. It takes a great deal to walk towards an animal that every part of you wants to run from. They decided to turn tail and run over the hill, needless to say we both had pistols drawn.. always pay attention to your pack animals and mounts.. Tandy smelled those bears before my dog did. @PowerfulJRE
I'd watch a 2 hour special of Joe Rogan not telling any jokes but real life animal stories with animal impressions interleaved
Nothing gets Joe's attention more then hearing I had a bear encounter.
Only way to make it better would be if that bear was on DMT and the person fought it off with Jujitsu.
the only thing that beats that is a chimpanzee story.
Finally a new wild animal attack story that I can re watch a million times while I get violently high
I'm violently high
Lmao
We high Af boys cheers
🚬👁☢️👁
There was no attack....Did you even listen to the whole fucking video lmao. It was an encounter. I encountered a pitbull yesterday, should I call it a pitbull attack?
Joe really doesn't want anyone to outmatch his bear knowledge
😂😂
"You really really prepare for the worst"
*Goes into bear territory with a .44 and bear spray ...*
Anything bear related on a JRE podcast you know its gonna be a good episode
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Except I'd presume that a supposedly well known hunter would know that grizzly bears are not carnivores, they eat fleshy roots, fruits, berries, grasses and a lot of other things that aren't meat, shouldn't someone like this know that? Did he mean that they tend to eat more meat than black bears and just explained it poorly? I have no respect for anything this guy says about animals or hunting now, that's a pretty weird thing to be wrong about
@@michaelfarrell4824 He sounded pretty serious so I'm gonna guess he actually thinks they just eat meat😂
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Joe asking for more details to get freaked out with the same energy a creep would ask what clothes a girl's wearing on the phone 😂
Bears and hunting stories is just pure unfiltered JRE
Joe "So what cha wearin girl?"
Bear "Im very hairy....Lots of brown Fur"
Joe "oooOOOHHHH 😮😮😍😍"
Man wtf I watched the whole episode to see the “full story” and it turns out nothing even happened 😭
Joe is the only human being who would interrupt a guy with bear noises😂
The hunters and their grizzly encounter stories are my favourite !! ❤️🔥🇨🇦
Joe turned this 90 second anticlimactic experience into a 14 minute video with all his interruptions!
That’s how you get a podcast to be hours long
hes high as
Summary: "a bear that was a grizzly, but could be a bear of color or a dog 🐕 passed by and I got scared my testicles would be ripped off, despite carrying a hand cannon and bear spray".
The bear noise out of left field really fucked me up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me and my brother were hiking Mount Yamnuska in Canmore, Alberta and on our way back down from the mountain, we got off the main trail and ended up coming down on a deer trail. I had a funny feeling in my gut so I had some lound music playing on my phone for noise as I didn't have anything else. As we came out of this one brush of trees into an open meadow, I look at this face with pitch black eyes just staring at me and to be honest, I just froze for a good couple of seconds as I couldn't believe that it was a grizzly about 80 ft. away from us. As I snapped back into my senses, i just lowered my gaze and we slowly backed off and as we were backing away, we noticed it was a mama bear with a cub so things could have turned real bad for us if anything went wrong. Definitely one of the scariest and unforgettable experiences of my life
As a 30 year resident of Banff AB, I can confidently say that you were VERY fortunate. I fly fish the Bow River between Banff and Canmore frequently and I’m on constant high alert! Not just listening, but watching for any hint of a bear at my feet. It’s trippy AF out in the bush in dead silence and you hear things or just imagine you hear things…
Hiking through the woods in the mountains of Montana is a beautiful and intense experience. Chances are you'll be fine and won't run into an aggressive animal, but knowing there's that chance does something extraordinary to your senses
Especially when the 'appropriate' reaction to a Grizzly vs. a BBear is POLAR opposite.
Forgive the unintentional pun, but... yeah. Imagine a common hiker surprised by a Black, and then he whispers:
"Don't run, Phil! Make yourself look big, wave your arms and growl!!"
😳😳😳😳😳😳
There is no way i would ever set my foot in the forest if we had bears in the part of my country where i live lol.
I grew up in Montana and bears used to run through our yard in Bozeman. Occasionally, they are
spotted in town usually on walking and biking trails such as the Galligator Trail. These are usually not grizzlies but I wouldn’t want to startle or anger any adult bear.
If you want to learn about bears and you’re in the Bozeman area, visit Montana Grizzly Encounter. They care for a few grizzlies that can’t be released into the wild. You can do a lot to prevent a bear attack and they explain that in their talk.
@@craftylemon2460 id definitely take a big gun lol
F that!!!
Joe you’re impression of a bear had me deadddd
I was dead too. Overdose of annoyance!!
“Ughhhhhhhh! 👀”
“Oooooohhhhhh”
“Aghhhhhhhhh”
“Ugghhhhhhh”
“Ohhhhhh yeaaaaa”
“Yessss yessss YESSSSS”
“Don’t stop!!! Right there!!!”
“Ughhhhhh!!! I’m about to .com”
🍆💦💦💦
“Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh”
-Joe “I cream my pants thinking about bears” Rogan!!!!!
Joe can’t help himself with his damn bear noise 😂😂😂
Joe's sound effects have me crawling on the floor laughing 🤣
Is it just me or was that the least eventful story of all time. Guy sees bear in woods.
Yeah except until you’re in the wild with them, then you know. And if you don’t know, then you don’t know.
@@vitaly6312 yeh man. I’m not saying it wouldn’t be scary to see a bear. But it didn’t attack him, it didn’t even walk right up to him and he’s hunting in the woods where there’s bears it’s not really some shocking story
@@matt4393 completely agree 😂
Guy sees a bear, shits his pants, talks for 13 mins.
I have a better bear story than him honestly. I was face to face with a grown bear could have reached out and touched it. And a lot more craziness. Joe!!! Let me on the podcast. You will jizz your pants guaranteed
One thing I rarely hear people mention in bear encounter stories is how unbelievably bad bears in the wild smell. One guy said he shit his pants and it was nothing compared to how bad the bear smelled. He said it’s stink was overwhelming. Plus, shit your pants shit smells WAY worse, because it’s not ready to leave your body yet.
Wtf does pants shitting have to do with anything, a stupid ass point 😂
The way joes voice gets quiet when he asks about the weight🤣
That was a very good bear impression
Let me save all of you 13 minutes of your precious time: he saw a grizzly bear!
yep, you summed it up
At 80 yards.
Everyone's see a grizzly just not in the woods.
Timestamps plz?? Lol.
00:00 Starts mentioning bears
99:99 I saw a bear in the distance.
Cool story bro.
That's ok. Joe's grizzly noises was the reason to watch
joe love your podcasts. you probably got some but I'd love to hear some mountain lion stories. my grandfather almost got ambushed by one.and as a hunter myself I love these stories
Joe Rogan is just the perfect interviewer. He knows when to just let the the guest talk, but he also knows when to talk and engage in the story to make it more exciting. People can talk shit about his political and other views, but one thing no one can deny is how damn good and perfect he is as a podcast host. Even just the different guests he picks. Jeebus Cripes, I love this man.
That's because he is genuinely interested in hearing these people talk. He behaves completely different with he friends and when he has someone on because they have stories he wants to hear
Coked up both
I think he's the best and most experienced interviewer on the planet
You just know, Joe can only get off thinking of Grizzlies..
idk why but joe growling like a bear at 3:51 has me deceased
He sounds so disappointed with his dad’s lack of equipment 😂
I lived at Yellowstone at lake Yellowstone and saw many many grizzly bears up close. I’m from Connecticut and black bears are common in New England and let me say there is a massive difference.
Something about hunting stories are more captivating than anything else.
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Man I’m telling you.
As a female hunter who was lucky enough to be born into a family of very avid outdoorsman, I can honestly say that crossing paths with a grizzly is my worst fear. I don’t have anywhere near the experience as my father or grandfather, and I don’t get to hunt as much as I want to, but I do have more experience than most people I know and I feel so incredibly lucky for that. I have been hunting with my dad and brother and grandpa many many times and the one thing we ALWAYS have on us other than our rifle and sidearm, is bear-spray. And my grandpa will always chastise us if our spray is anywhere other than on our hip in a very accessible place. Never let your guard down in bear country 🐻
I invite you to try hunting at night in Detroit/Atlanta/Chicago
There are more deadly animals there.
Rawwrr!! 🤣😂
@@Shadow__133 Those cities have terrible violence but I’m taking my chances. A pitch Black Forest at night with wild animals?? No effin way
Does bear spray actually work against a 7ft, 800 pound beast?
@@kutthroat2735 slow the bear 🐻 down, time enough to pull out of gun
Joe should have a dedicated podcast revolving around bears and wolves. I'd tune in for every episode.
Man I tell you guys I never seen so many great men on one show or podcast much love to all that serve hunt an so on!!
80 yards in two seconds is just over 80mph. So that means the bear was two football fields away and 350lbs once you divide by the exaggeration factor.
Right?! Doesn't add up at all!
Joe’s grizzly growl is all I ever needed in life 😂 Thank you sir.
I love how entranced joe gets in his guests stories 😂
Lol love Joe’s bear impression. Had me rollin
13 minutes of suspense and expectation... but the dude only saw a bear and his ego telling the story is bigger than the bear itself. I want my 12 minutes back, please!
Hes answering questions brother
TRU
Joe "Fuck" Rogan
First time Joe asks: oh probably 5 or 6 maybe 700 lbs. Second time: at least 7 or 800 lbs. Later on that night: it was 1600 lbs if it was an ounce and it breathed fire and had claws of pure steel..
@@ethancntower8850 yo 😂😂😂
I like how Joe's trying to stop him from being so uptight. You tried joe! Still good story.
Joe gets all excited 😆
Once while hiking down from Halfdome with my uncle, we ran into a mother black bear and her cubs coming towards us on a path. We were out of water so we were feelin the fatigue. Then we had to walk backwards probably about a half to 3/4s of a mile to get back to a fork in the trail that led to a rest stop. It was a weird section of trail where the ground became almost like sand. I was 13 at the time and it was one of the most insane experiences I can remember. It really was by the whim of that mother bear whether or not we went. Cause they got within 100 yards of us.
I live in Alberta. Encountered a few grizzlies. I know they are dangerous and all but this story of a bear 80 yards away, walking away from you??? Come on dude. I had a grizz come up 40 yards from me on the river bank look over at me and walk off in the opposite direction couldn’t care less. This guy is making them sound like the Baba Yaga haha
And your point is🤷♂️ they all act the same, guess you’re the pro.
Well, they can't cover 80 yds in 2 seconds either, more like 5 seconds if you believe math, that is. Also, Black bears are more docile, but attack far more ppl per capita bc they are more in contact with people. As usual, lots of inaccurate info.
@@trucker-d4161 that you and this guy have very little life experience haha
@@alexgould763 so in other words…you have nothing to add.
@@trucker-d4161 obviously you weren’t able to complete reading my original message where I added an entire grizz story of my own with far more intense circumstances. Go back and READ, and work your way foreword.
I went hunting for Bear with my Father and his guide. He used the same guide for many years and he was a family friend too. I’ll never forget the first time I saw a Grizzly Bear in the wild. You’re never armed well enough lol. I’ve only hunted Black Bear in Pennsylvania and out in the northwest states but I’ve seen Grizzlies. Truly a sight that makes you realize where we fit in the food chain. Those were the best trips I’ve ever been on with my Father.
Stupid old man making those bears suffer.
Just curious, why would you go bear hunting? Do you eat them?
@@marcogiardi3737 Yes especially Black Bears
It's cuz we let those f*ckers live despite being too many out there. If we were to hunt them down to exterminate them they won't be that tough. A whole squad of heavily armed people should be good enough. What happens in the woods is 99% of the time a bear would encounter an unarmed human whereas a human always meets a bear that is ready to rip you apart. And the worse part is these suckers keep growing in numbers across all continents to the point you can't fucking go to the woods anymore.
@@jaymoar3561 You’re breaking my heart. I’m muting you so don’t bother me anymore. I won’t even see it.
I just KNOW Joe is dying to watch cocaine bear xd
That bear noise that Joe made was too good, I think he's been practicing that one
I had an experience with a bear once, he asked me for my number in a bar then tried to mount me.
Joe's expression as soon as the video starts and Ben mentions a grizzly bear lmao. I already know this is going to be good!
This guys vibe is the definition of lowkey
That was the best bear noise I ever heard. The next time I get in a verbal argument, I am doing that noise.
Joes grizzly sound effects was everything 😅
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ngl Joe that damn growl got me hahahaha
"At the expense of possibly making this story twice as long...". Lol he couldn't help himself. He had to ask 😂
I keep getting bear nightmares every other day cause i keep listening to these stories while sleeping
The type of JRE content I love. I love listening to hunters and fishermen tell stories. I've never done either but there's just something so cool about going out there and catching your own meal. Would love to learn the art.
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