I’ve lived that exact life he’s describing and my head explodes how he knows all the fucking details haha. Sorry for your loss brother. I lost my dad a little older than that and it’s a mother fucker. Looking at Joey, life goes on though. I’ll light one for ya’ man.
That is exactly the place Joey was speaking from too. Only someone who truly appreciates their mother (i.e. those who lost them) could string together all of those instances. I have a friend who lost his father and is going through a tough time. His mother is treating him like this and I think how much he needs her right now.
@Pappy Van Winkle Hahaha same here breh. Back in the day you had so many more authentic weirdo's that had mad character. Im from Amsterdam in Holland, and I grew up in a small hood filled with weirdo's, pimps, drugdealers and ho's. But Id love to have a PR Nelson now and make a weird tv show..going on adventures hahah. Peace
Its weirr how he changed the whole description of PR Nelson in the joe rogan show. There he described him as a real sick pervert..but here he was a friendly dynamite dude? What gives..?
"Hold on to the top and it swells up like a cobra..i've held it for 5-6 minutes sometimes....and then unleash the dragon juice.." dear god I am dying here my face hurts from this one 24 mins in only
P agora chegou a hora que um dia as forças com as autoridades de corrigir buscar toda minha liberdade agora é a hora de eu puxar a corda de todos eles para apresentar as provas do crime eagora eu tenho meu respeito meu respeito com você tá tudo bem com meu respeito de cidadão do bem ou buscar todas as resgatar tudoaquele que fez a música com mau fé uma falta de respeito sem a minha permissão vai ter ninguém tem direito de invadir sua privacidadeeu que estou projetando sobre a minha vida projeto é Climatempo todo o governo governo falta com respeito governo tá cuidando da minha vida
Eu respeito todos os musgos e amo todas as músicas só que as músicas tem que ter respeitoeles fizeram música e eles fizeram música em meu nome como pipo com respeito da música na letra da música eu não vou achar ruim com eles nuncabaixar legal você quiser as músicas com respeito agora se fizer as músicas com falta dese as música tá faltando com respeito é crime na letra das músicas aí estão jogando meu nome do lixo cara aí você não vai aceitar
que ela deu ela acha que eu não sei o que ela deu ela me deu música me dê respeitando e me colocando como louco fora outras coisas eu sei o que ela deu eu eu sei muito bem que ela deu e o que ela me deu tem palavras criminosas no meu
Igual a mulher que tem aí que fez eu de fada eu sei quem fez eu de ela projetou a fada pbuscar ela e processar ela com essa palavra fada para explicar que permissão que eu dei para ela colocar o meu tem uma pessoa aí que eu esqueci o nome dela que ela ela perguntou fada da minha vida eu esse clima daqui permissão que ela teve para colocar eu de homem
Joey, I think you're an awesome comic. I grew up in the South Bronx in New York City and I'm puerto rican. Everything that you talk about on stage is something that I can relate to in some way. I think that it's a beautiful thing that you turned your life around for the better. I'm trying to do the same myself. And your words never seize to offer inspiration and motivation to keep pushing forward. Thou bless you, and always remember the spiritual advice you were given a monk which was never do business with 3 people. :)
People behaving like netflix is some superstage to be on. Its all a means to a goal...and Joey has reached his goal with youtube as a means. He had so much more freedom here.Stop being sheepish idiots..and also... cancel your netflix...it aint doing your dumb ugly fat ass no good.
Man, watching this one cuz it's a Friday Night and I'm going deep and Joey & Lee are the people I really loved The Church. I miss it but I'm really happy that Uncle Joey and Lee kept these up. Tremendous!
22:10 onwards is still one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I used to listen to these doing a boring data entry job and I was howling with laughter in the office, absolutely howling. I made one of the other guys listen to it and we were both in tears laughing
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Gregg laughs at every joke and really inspires Joey to push the envelope and be himself. Great guest.
I couldn't agree more
Yeah, Sickler, Ralphie May and Greg have some of the best episodes on the Chruch!
This episode is still tremendous in 2024
Tremendous
Very good
Still one of the best podcasts ever recorded. Whenever I feel massively low on a long drive home, this is my go-to 😂
When they start talking about Puerto Rican Nelson, Im dying.
@@robertk49”And what was his name?”
“Puerto Rican Nelson”
😂😂😂😂
My mom died when I was 12, and listening to Joey talk about how life would be with a mother really puts a smile on my face
Beautiful comment bro!
I’ve lived that exact life he’s describing and my head explodes how he knows all the fucking details haha. Sorry for your loss brother. I lost my dad a little older than that and it’s a mother fucker. Looking at Joey, life goes on though. I’ll light one for ya’ man.
That is exactly the place Joey was speaking from too. Only someone who truly appreciates their mother (i.e. those who lost them) could string together all of those instances. I have a friend who lost his father and is going through a tough time. His mother is treating him like this and I think how much he needs her right now.
I think I must've listened to this one about 5,000 times.
same here man.
And somehow youtube keeps recommending it...and I say 'why not?' and click on it again hahaha.
Something relaxing about this episode.
@@Stoney-Jacksman Same here as well, I always re-watch the episodes with Greg because him and Joey have great chemistry.
@Pappy Van Winkle You need a puerto rican nelson in your life bruh.
@Pappy Van Winkle Hahaha same here breh. Back in the day you had so many more authentic weirdo's that had mad character. Im from Amsterdam in Holland, and I grew up in a small hood filled with weirdo's, pimps, drugdealers and ho's. But Id love to have a PR Nelson now and make a weird tv show..going on adventures hahah.
Peace
yea Fitzsimmons is one of the best guests
God fucking damn i miss the church. I’m fully caught up with uncle joey’s current podcast so i’m coming back to the best episodes ever. The best! 🔥🙌
1:35:20 is the start of Puerto Rican Nelson. For future use
That's the moment when you and I, even all the boy listeners became MEN! 😂👍
you the real mvp
Yeah lolol awesome story man
bookmark it for when this podcast get into the Library of Congress
Its weirr how he changed the whole description of PR Nelson in the joe rogan show. There he described him as a real sick pervert..but here he was a friendly dynamite dude? What gives..?
Joey was in rare form on this one! He’s always funny, but this was just ridiculous 🤣
the rarest form
I think guests he's good friends with or guests that are really funny makes him raise his level....tremendous
"Hold on to the top and it swells up like a cobra..i've held it for 5-6 minutes sometimes....and then unleash the dragon juice.." dear god I am dying here my face hurts from this one 24 mins in only
I could not hold a load under my foreskin, maybe in another 25yrs when I'm in my 50's. That shit stretches man.
Lol
Dragon juice 🤣🤣
" this guy will walk eight miles then get an uber for a hot dog just cause he saw it on dives,drives,and automobiles" lol wtf that shit killed me.
*"Look dawg, I see alotta Hindus. The Karma Sutra ain't workin'"*
This is one of the best episodes ever.
Best Church in a long time.
Lees little noises kill me hahahahaha
Uncle Joey was stoned as fuck this episode, and it was tremendous!
Around 1:35:00, the story about Puerto Rican Nelson had tears rolling down my face from laughing.
17:41 is good too
1:33.00 😢😂😂 had a similar experience
Here I am in July 2023 coming back just for this story, one of the funniest things Ive ever heard
"I just pictured this guy in a fuckin towel, has neighborhood boys over, and offers to get them a whore, and hes drunk" :')
@22:48 Greg Fitzsimmons lets out a straight from the deep dark depths of your soul laugh.
Watching this like I haven’t seen it 500 times already! Classic!
This is one of the funniest podcasts i've ever watched!
This episode is so good i keep coming back. Ive probably listened to this episode 50 times and i still laugh my ass off. The church forever!
uncle joey throwing heat holy shit i laughed my spleen off
“She was Asian but I don’t know the denomination” lol
Between that and the story at 1:33:09 I’m like 🤯🤯🤯
Lmao!
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Lmfao
1:36:40 is one of the main reasons I’ll never take my ability to hear sounds for granted.
Tremendous laugh..
Joey's laugh is like a cat coughin up a hair ball. Love u Coco
18:00 man I can tell Joey really felt that in his heart , there’s nothing in the world like mama. Nothing
Greg’s laugh is so funny it makes me laugh 😂
Hahaha tremendous
P agora chegou a hora que um dia as forças com as autoridades de corrigir buscar toda minha liberdade agora é a hora de eu puxar a corda de todos eles para apresentar as provas do crime eagora eu tenho meu respeito meu respeito com você tá tudo bem com meu respeito de cidadão do bem ou buscar todas as resgatar tudoaquele que fez a música com mau fé uma falta de respeito sem a minha permissão vai ter ninguém tem direito de invadir sua privacidadeeu que estou projetando sobre a minha vida projeto é Climatempo todo o governo governo falta com respeito governo tá cuidando da minha vida
Eu respeito todos os musgos e amo todas as músicas só que as músicas tem que ter respeitoeles fizeram música e eles fizeram música em meu nome como pipo com respeito da música na letra da música eu não vou achar ruim com eles nuncabaixar legal você quiser as músicas com respeito agora se fizer as músicas com falta dese as música tá faltando com respeito é crime na letra das músicas aí estão jogando meu nome do lixo cara aí você não vai aceitar
que ela deu ela acha que eu não sei o que ela deu ela me deu música me dê respeitando e me colocando como louco fora outras coisas eu sei o que ela deu eu eu sei muito bem que ela deu e o que ela me deu tem palavras criminosas no meu
Igual a mulher que tem aí que fez eu de fada eu sei quem fez eu de ela projetou a fada pbuscar ela e processar ela com essa palavra fada para explicar que permissão que eu dei para ela colocar o meu tem uma pessoa aí que eu esqueci o nome dela que ela ela perguntou fada da minha vida eu esse clima daqui permissão que ela teve para colocar eu de homem
“You pissin sweet yet?" 😂😂😆
Yup
July 2023.... still listening.
" Do you want the sneakers, or not "
Joey, I think you're an awesome comic. I grew up in the South Bronx in New York City and I'm puerto rican. Everything that you talk about on stage is something that I can relate to in some way. I think that it's a beautiful thing that you turned your life around for the better. I'm trying to do the same myself. And your words never seize to offer inspiration and motivation to keep pushing forward. Thou bless you, and always remember the spiritual advice you were given a monk which was never do business with 3 people. :)
1:33:03 One of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard
1:39:00 to 1:40:00 is the soul of this episode. Pure comedy.
I'm only 20 minutes in and I don't think I've ever laughed this much in my life.
uncle Joey should have a Netflix series with all this hilarious stories.
79JOM1 he feels he’s to “Real” for Netflix. Which is truly a fucking shame cause he should have a netflix show
Fr they need to make a Joey Diaz cartoon
Why when his youtube channel exists? Joey a real OG, not some netflix cocksucka
People behaving like netflix is some superstage to be on. Its all a means to a goal...and Joey has reached his goal with youtube as a means. He had so much more freedom here.Stop being sheepish idiots..and also... cancel your netflix...it aint doing your dumb ugly fat ass no good.
Joey Diaz is the best. I can listen to Joey talk all day long
This is by far the best episode of the church, Joey was literally nonstop funny and shit talking.
Puerto Rican Nelson is my hero
Where is he today?
These old episodes with Greg just have that Church magic.. Keep coming back to them 👍
Hello joey from the uk London love your show you are so funny keep up the good work bro
Birtan Gooner not from london but love the positivity
Back again to view this beautiful episode, will never forget.
Back here listening again 4 years later. Grey end Joey are such a great combo, always makes my day
Lmao this was honestly one of my favorite church episodes. My good I was cracking up most of this.
"go head lee let's start it we'll talk about dirty feet" this is why i love you joey.
I love this show!!!!!!!! best part of my work day .
This is one of the best episodes ever
Man, watching this one cuz it's a Friday Night and I'm going deep and Joey & Lee are the people I really loved The Church. I miss it but I'm really happy that Uncle Joey and Lee kept these up. Tremendous!
1:13:20 joey spinning back and forth in his chair lol
omg so hilarious he admits he smells the fungi nail... no shame.. lost it 😂😂😂
this episode is FUCKING hilarious
One of the top 10 church moments ever must be when lee’s voice squeaks saying “is the P capitalized”
I've only seen 25 minutes so far and this may be the funniest podcast yet
This was the first podcast I ever actually watched. It's holds up, as the best
2020 listening back thru. god bless the church!!
Should've been called "The Longest Yardstick"
7 Christmas's later and im still here. Long live the Church
“I would move to do two things; go to the bathroom or go to get more salami out of the refrigerator” 😆
Porto rican Nelson with the robe and slippers 😆😂
One of my fav episodes even after 6 years. lol
When Joey and Greg Fitzsimmons get together its like humid air rising and cold air falling creating a tornado lol
Irish women...tremendous !
RESISTING1 Irish woman are the best
Annette was Irish
fuhgeddaboudit
Another CLASSIC.Joey was on 10 tha whole way through.S/O Greg "everybody thinks I'm from Boston" Fitzsimmons too. He's always a great guest 💒⛪
I guess if you like hearing one guy talk about himself for two hours and not give a fuck about his guest...
This is probably the best church epusode
22:41 Hahahahaha!!! "It fills up like the back of a cobra then comes out like a burp: BOOP "
One of my most favorite episodes,owsome.
Greg and joeys episodes are always hilarious
Best episode of the church period. Just the best
Hands down one of the best episodes....
This podcast is full of quotes.....
Like a doctah!
Lee making the little noises 😆
LOL Greg says "I think there is a Karma Sutra move"
Lee wiggle! 😆
"Yeah yeah yeah I was there...that guy" "They hit em with like ten light bulbs when he was down"
"I never got more than two"
"stop it lee"
Man I had to rewatch this from my drive to LA back home from Vegas . Made the drive go by fast 😂
Damn Joey has me crying in class... 😂
The best Church episodes either have Greg Fitzsimmons, Theo Von, or Josh Wolf on them 😂
Don’t forget Ryan Sickler
& George Perez😎
I have watched this episode about ten times it's like relaxing or something.
Joey is the best ,realest. We all can relate to this at some level.
Dragon Juice. 😆. Laughing outloud on the bus, people looking at me like I'm nuts.
lol shout out to the uncut masses who can choose where we shoot shit.
#TeamAntEater
Plague Doc #TeamAntEater killed me. Scrolling down the comments then saw the post and your comment brought me to tears
Yesirrr
This is one of the funniest churches I've ever heard! And I've heard hundreds!
This episode is wholesome.. A classic. For ever. Everything is in perfect balance.
This was one of the best.
Joey and Greg podcasts are seriously underrated
A year ago? Please bring back your podcast. I love you joey! Come on brother please... i redact, just found a cast from 2 days ago
58:45 Joey enters another dimension he's so high
During this covid bullshit I have been binging...ahhhh who am I kidding I binge on the church all the time
Probably the best podcast I've seen
"This was before neighborhood watch" Best line ever! Im dyin!
Fitzsimmons always brings up feet lol
Cause lol they could be sexy
22:10 onwards is still one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I used to listen to these doing a boring data entry job and I was howling with laughter in the office, absolutely howling. I made one of the other guys listen to it and we were both in tears laughing
Goddamn do I love it when Uncle Joey & GF team up!
1:21:03 i still laugh my ass off no matter how many times i watched this episode
I was listening to this while i was walking down the street, i literally bursted out laughing
People were looking at me like i was a retard😂
17:40 why living at home with Mom is great
Uncle Joey is here. Never fear.
I wish I can watch this for the 1st time every time I watch it
This podcast is filled to the gills with epic quotes
15:13 this part has me DYING 😂 at the plate is big papi
Love hearing uncle joey tell stories
Fitzsimmons is one of the greats!
The Puerto Rican Nelson stories f'ing kill me everytime!!!
Still listening, after all these yrs
Lee was AWESOME in this one!!!!!
“At the plate is Big Papi” 😂😂😂 absolute gold
Do u wash their feet?? No what am I Jesus?? Hahahaha TREMENDOUS