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- Опубликовано: 30 окт 2017
- Theo Von, Comedian and host of the "This Past Weekend" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio!
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Recorded live on 10/29/2017.
U can just tell how theo is genuinely a good dude. U can see how Lee is so much more comfortable around theo than any other guest.
@CJ Dare everyone else thinks their shit don’t stink
@Jeremy Lathem who’s the rat king
@Jeremy Lathem oh I thought you meant rat like informant 😂😂
All I can say Is bye Joey
@CJ Dare I think a few who really cared about Joey would be irritated, thinking that Lee was slacking on his production responsibilities, maybe even thinking he was incapable of producing the podcast Joey deserved, never really thinking that Joey was the one calling the shots. But most, they're just typical 'stars' that think they're better than regular people. It's how they'd treat you, if they weren't hoping you'd be a fan.
LMAO @ 26:20
Joey "If I had class....I knew what a fork was."
Theo "Yea like I knew different genders of shrimp."
LMAO I hate that they just coasted over that comment, I was expecting a huge laugh.
I read this as he said it 😅
5 Hour Spinnery too good
Huge h lol😊mmmmmmnnmnm😊😊mm😊😊mm😊mmm😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Tf, for an😊@@feechlamanna22
These old Theo Von & Joey Diaz episodes keep me from going completely insane. Thank you so much for leaving these up!
What happened to the episodes of Joey that started with Tony Bennet ?
@@jamesmichaelfrank eh. I think that is just a vibe check with Joey from time to time. But yeah I don't know specific reasons as to why he stopped doing it up top of the show.
Amen to that
100% this^
Same bruh
Theo is the best guest on the church of whats happening now like Joey Diaz is the best guest on the Joe rogan podcast!
Victor Alicea it was ralphie but theo close second in my opinion
Hell Yes, JRE has a great mix of guests, but Joey D, Bill B, and Tom S kill on their.
El Mero Mero Ralphie was definitely one of the good ones!
facts
Victor Alicea just bullshit. Made up stories talking about his own sister like that. His stories make no sense he’s so high just like lee.
"It's oil Lee! Dead dinosaur sauce!" Amazing.
I think Theo makes Joey laugh more than any other guest
Ralphie may 🥲
My favorite guest on the Church.
He is awesome. Bobby Lee is also legend on his show.
He is awesome. Bobby Lee is also legend on his show.
I love his background commentary while Joey's telling stories.
My dad died from prostate cancer on March 11 2015 and was found early in the morning on the couch at his house. He called me March 10 at 11 at night and pretty much just dumped his heart out to me balling his eyes out saying how much he loved me my sisters and my mom. I truly do believe people can feel when they’re about to be defeated by there disease.
God damm man sorry for your loss
Rip Mr clark
Family is all you've got!
Rip 😢
"If they're in the club coming to see me, they like dessert."
Lee is so fucking fire.
Time stamp?
Timestamp
@@commonlogic3646 8:00
@@exhaustedmajority5134 8:00
@@Dennis-ni9vo haha thank you
Joey " If I was a hot girl at 21" Diaz
Sarah “I am a hot ass girl” D
😁
DG 'im thirsty cuck using emoji's like a 13 year old japanese schoolgirl' money
This meme is overused
@@Stoney-Jacksman seek aid
Just picture a 21 year old girl that sounds like Joey and tells Stories the same way I think I would have to marry that if nothing else just for the entertainment value
Theo Von winning over the Church family like Joey did to the JRE, sometimes it just clicks, theo just clicks on the church, gotta love it. Stay Black.
Lee! With the funniest line in the whole podcast that everyone missed!!
"Theo: this guy walks in and fucking shoots everybody in the denys hahaa..
Lee:.....1 star.."
hahahahahah
blootung 😂😂
He was quick and subtle. I was cracking up
Speak for yourself. I didnt miss it.
Hilarious tho.
He often has good lines..mostly muffled in between laughter of others.
I've quoted this joke a few times recently. So so good. Why it's disappointing he retired from comedy.
Theo is such a sweet heart to Lee
Theo is one of my favorite guests, it’s an insta click from me when I see his name as a guest on any podcast.
A N Y podcast, bruh. Onward.
6 years later, could u have ever thought how big he’ll get, absolutely insane
I was expecting him to say"she stole my tv" but when he said " she stole my vacum", I died.
This might be the most naturally funny sentence I’ve ever heard
Him ripping his bong and them jamming to Sabbath at the beginning was my favorite thing ive ever seen
“Lee Syatt on the drums” lol
I really think Theo Von will blow up as a stand up comedian
HaroldTheSeaOddur
I agree. Theo Von is a real breath of fresh air with a unique and hilarious take on things.
Now that a spot has opened up in the wake of Louis CK's possible downfall, Theo Von will have some big shoes to fill. He can grow into them.
For those unable to figure out whether I'm being serious or not, of course no one could replace CK, nor would I want his recent situation to affect his career or performance.
Although, the damage has already left it's mark, it seems.
Hopefully he will recover, now that he has sincerely apologised. So he can make another season of Louie!
Reading this know he’s on fire. He’s killing it in LA
Dale Mcdade - Fucking idiot, he’s been a comedian for 15 years😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@123mcgarrigle he blew up in the past year though, cant say he hasn't.
Update ?
3:02 I love how Joey lit a bowl without weed in it
I love how well Theo treats Lee, always making sure he knows hes just fucking around, even though lee already knnows ahaha just a very thoughtful guy
Who Siat
Lee-Joey-Theo
Inspiration
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Everything.
Seems Theo treats Lee the best. Sometimes people seem condescending towards him. Maybe its just the vibe I get?
Nick Gass
I felt the same way, but the more I watch the more I realize he deserves it.
How so? Seems like he was sheltered as fuck as a child growing up in religion. So is it him deserving it? Or coming to realization that the real world isn't what he thought it was. So him saying his points are coming from one that didn't know such radical things existed.
Wno gives a fuck
Nick, I agree bro. Lee's a good cat and Theo knows he's got a heart of gold, thus treating him like a friend.
I feel you on that
This is honestly the best thing to watch late at night😂
Theo and the Church crew have a special chemistry... I can't explain it but these episodes are the best...
I’m so stoned I’m rewatching this and heard police sirens and muted the speakers to make sure 😂🤦🏻♂️
Proud of that are you. Grow up
J B at least he’s not uploading jump rope videos on youtube
How does the boot taste bruh
You can’t skip past the beginning with no volume… Theo interpretive dancing while uncle Joey doing back to back bong hits LIKE A SOLDIER
Real ones already saw this lmao!!! Fuckin Theo Von in the church is always great
Trap daily is a church member cocksuckahs!!!
THEBROWNSTAIN tremendous
theo von my 2nd favorite comic! sorry but bill burr #1 but he's getting soft cos his black wife sadly....
John Deathspell 😢😢😢Mug!
cocksuckas!! suka la mink!
Man, when Joey spoke about feeling a breeze and having that memory of his dear friend Ralphie it just got to me. I feel like such spirits live through us, our experiences and our choices.
Damn what a treat!! Favorite guest
Thanks for all the laughs boys! Lee, you’re hilarious bro; best co-host ever! Theo, Joey and Lee would have the SICKEST podcast if they created one together!!
“I wanna be a crip”
“Aight shoot up a Denny’s”
😂😂😂😂😂
Since everyone is happy let's take a second to appreciate the bad mothafucka that is Lee Syatt
Lee has the same EXACT laugh my Son had. Identical. Silly, infectious, .... and genuine.
I had accepted the fact that I would never hear that goofy - ass laugh ever again.
Lee stopped me in my tracks the first time I heard him really bust out a huge giggle.
I had to listen to it multiple times to prove that I wasn't just trying to hear what I so desperately wanted to. It was spot on. It's Ty's laugh!
Their voices are very different. Lee's is a fair shade higher. But I appreciate the laugh so much.
Thank you Joey…you make life comfortable for me at stressful times. I hear the hard life you’ve lived and you encourage me to be a strong. Thanks to leeeeeeeee also!
The part about Ralphie coming to say goodbye was so deep and real. Love you uncle Joey. R.I.P. Ralphie
Theo Von, Uncle Joey, & Lee is THE BEST trio in the podcast game!
You know its a fire episode when it starts with Joey's laughter and not that awkward silence!
I know the “ Vote for me “ flew by a lot of people 😂😂 Joeys hilarious
When Joey started singing Geto Boys Minds Playing Tricks On Me 👏👋👋 He's invited to the cookout he can even bring the potatoe salad!😂😂😂
Theo is one of the best podcast guests out there. Comedy pours out of him.
i came back a year later and this still kills😂43:46
Here because I need more Joey after The Joint today! Love you Joey!
Listening to this in 2021. The part where you talked about loved ones leaving us is true. Lost an uncle a few months ago, a few weeks later.. I see a cardinal in the tree outside my apartment. I knew that was him 🙏🏼❤️
I think Joey and Lee are the only people who believe Theo’s stories and thats what makes all Theo’s church podcasts freaking amazing !!
“Thanksgiving coming, you’ve been single for a long time, you don’t smell, you got a nice job, you got a lil bit of credit. Ya know, you owe ya father 2 thousand but who cares... you’re waiting for him to punch the ticket anyway”🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dynamic between these three is incredible
Joey "get the recipes at Meundies umm ahh blueapron.com" Diaz
IamCon tremendous
So Theo has a sibling that had an even older father than he? She's a few years younger and looks like him - man that old feller was slinging hard.
Jagger just bagged a 22-year old
sickflow That news fills me with.....JEALOUSY!
Huh?
Shes older..but younger..uhh
@@dharmabum2838 older father than Theo’s but she’s younger than him
"its oil Lee!, its dead dinosaur sauce.."
Theo Von's got quotes Jack !
parkster 95 the dieing Hindu trick
I needed this nonsense today. Thank you gentlemen. ALSO, Saw Theo in Chicago burbs, great show!
Ahh, I got excited as I thought there was a new podcast! Still a great watch, keep it up always Joey; & Thank You!
I love how Theo is actually nice to Lee.
“The fuxking dying Hindu trick”
Theo von never fails to make me laugh
This is the BEST beginning to a podcast EVER.
The way Lee shudders when they talk about Texans wasting money :D
The church podcast is the best podcast to ever come out.. man I miss it
1:15:00 What Joey is talking about those that passed away saying goodbye one last time is very true. I've experienced it 2 times in my life so far.
"Like I knew different like genders of shrimp" Theo Von
Greatest opening to a podcast ever
Theo a true goon... favorite guest
Uncle Joey's added 30k new subs since Theo's last appearance on "The Church" #OnFire
Jesus the Church is hitting 200k soon, like a doctah!!
Onward
its there cocksuckas
303 now
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Joey called it Theo really is one of if not thee biggest comedians out rn hell yeah shoutout to coco
wow I thought I seen all the theo von church episodes....what a treat to stumble upon
I see Theo Von, I click, I’m a simple man.
Lmao I got stoned and raided my kids easter eggs.. he was so pissed he brings it up every Easter.
I liked this video before even watching bc its Theo Von and the Church!
Joey Diaz’s laugh is contagious 😂😭😭😭
I go back and watch old church episodes once in a while man these were something else….
"It's oil Lee, dead dinosaur sauce" 😂
"If they're coming to see me, they like dessert"
Lee Syatt with the zinger !
Watching this in 2022 that beginning silence was just gold
the vacuum conversation killed me X)
this is one of the most underrated podcast , Foreal
"Thats the number one thing I'll miss when I die bruh, farting probably. Oh, and looking at horses"
Theo that savage killing it. Joey you Cuban warrior love the show!
The intro song is The Thrill of It All - Black Sabbath
“It’s oil Lee, it’s dead dinosaur sauce” 😂😂 I will not be calling it oil no more lmao
This is one of the best podcasts ever
"Human pectoral" and the stripper "minotaur/centaur" killed me. Literally in tears.
THEO VON ON THE CHURCH YESSIR
"LET ME SEE YOUR CREDIT REPORT" LOL . that shit made me laugh so loud.
1:07:50 Tremendous 😂😂😂😂
Loved watching Joey jam to Black Sabbath!!
What up Church!? Preach!
1:00:48 lee syiat comin in with straight KNOWLEDGE like a SOILDER.
What a guy
These guys are just kool and chill. Just hanging out talking they make this sh*t look too easy
Listen close kids... uncle Joey's on point for this one.
Theo should be a huge star. His humor is unique & beyond. Love you too joey & lee. Yall are real fucks. Thankyou for your comic relief.
i love how the music just cuts off at the beginning and theyre all jus jammin in silence
Theo Von is classic.... He cracks me up!!!
Lee the real Hebrew🤣🤣Thinking about all the wasted money on ski gear .
The second my grandma died in the middle of me sleeping i saw her in my dream, and she said my name, and I instantly woke up and ran to her, and found her in her room gone
I genuinely have love for theo and joey snd they have no clue i even ecxist
Onward
the best Theo Von comment ever lolololololz
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The part from 35:38 is absolute gold.
Lee’s inner jew coming out when Joey and Theo are talking about people leaving stuff in hotels is priceless
XD
Both these dudes are great podcasters
The Theo podcasts are super church...always have this dood back
47:28 "kick on kirby vacuums" love you so much joey u dont know
I love how Theo adds to joeys fake stories about him 😂