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- Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2018
- Theo Von, a comedian and host of the "This Past Weekend" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio!
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who here is watching this in the year 2024?
Me🥴
I’m upstairs!
@@Coyotemilkgang gang brother
👌
We livin like docta’s
Theo Von: Guest of the Year (Across All Podcasts)
yeah his jewish handlers are pushing him hard
He’s the comic of the decade bro
Daniel 1 curious, where are you getting wigger from? Lol
@Daniel 1 he's half nicaraguan
Theo ain’t a wigger
Theo: "Miami Vice? Ya I think I read the book"
Joey: "Theres no fuckin book"
lmfao
😂😂😂😂 theo tried not to laugh
Biggest sign that Theo is a truly good person at heart: He looked Lee in the eye at the end of the podcast and made sure that Lee knew he was just joking around about him, nothing serious.
Theo really is one of the most considerate and genuine people I have ever had the pleasure of watching
@Preston Garvey Joey would be proud of this comment
Nick G What a sad life you have
@@RG-tm7uq agreed dude Nick has to have terrible life
Theo is too sincere/good for his own good
Constantly tripping over his own feelings, literally in a figurative way
"I'm not saying their black or anything like that, I'm just saying they happen to be black when people see them" LOL Goddamn dude LOL.
the closest i ever came to pissing my pants dude
When Theo called Lee a 'Prison Ham'!!!! LMFAO
He's a little Lawrence bruh haha
He should have said turkey😂
These will never get old, so great to fall asleep to as well.
yess i’ll fall asleep to these podcasts with theo and sometimes theo will say some wild shit and i’ll start dying laughing in my middle of the night and my girlfriend will start wondering what’s wrong with me 😂
@@interstellar._.705every night 😭😭
Same😭😭😭
I swear I just had a little nap with this on. I dreamed I was in a crowded public place. And I started hearing the f-bombs, but I couldn't manage to turn down the volume! 😝
"This smells like Thanksgiving night in a prison shower" -Theo Von
Lmmfao!!!! Hahahaha 😂🤣💀
Haha one of the best lines of this podcast.
@@colinodea3192 for real haha
"In Japan that's like buying somebody a scarf."
I laughed so fuckin hard
Dude Theo and Joey have that chemistry man. Theo has that right mentality to spark with Joey's stories.. You never know what either of them will say. This is a perfect mix.
What? From what i saw joey was trying to tell him stories like the south american one theo kept butting in with jokes and you can clearly see joey getting irritated by his daft cut offs
@@thatcarguy6190 bruh you clearly ain’t seen all the podcasts they done together; it’s mostly all laughs man
@@jackcarlyon1015 I have seen plenty and i know but i meant this particular episode he does get a bit annoyed trying to tell the story.
@@thatcarguy6190 having listened to the episode again last night immediately after posting my comment, I got the sense of what you was talking about. The older episodes seem more relaxed compared to this one
@@thatcarguy6190 having listened to the episode again last night immediately after posting my comment, I got the sense of what you was talking about. The older episodes seem more relaxed compared to this one
"i read the book" "no there's no fuckin book"
god i love theo and joey for actually calling him out for bullshitting lol
That's Theos biggest problem
@@ajjohn8729 this is the first time I've noticed. I couldn't tell if it was just a weird joke or if he was actually bullshitting
@@mikeenslin3009 most likely a joke lol
@@figurefiguras4104 no way that was a joke bruh, out of relatability many ppl lie on the spot to seem like they know what the other is talking about but theo fell flat on his face there
yea thats one of the only things that really bugs me with him I know he's trying to be funny most the time but just doing It to seem relatable n constantly is just annoying i love theo tho one of my favorites just wish hed cut that out n i think he has in the more recent podcasts
“I was like an Arab... goin’ into places just to bomb.” 😂
Wtf i didn't catch that he said that??1🤣
🤣
Where was that at?😭
1:28:55
This KILLED me haha
Joey doesn’t laugh the way he does at theo, with anyone. They’re brilliant together
Chemistry is tremendous
“In Gary, Indiana, Lee’s an 8” surprisingly true
Bitches look like pit bulls nshit
Lol it's that bad Damn
@@thatuctownfiend5798 I live thirty minutes from Gary. It's pretty bad bro
Ras region gang
I live right on the border of gary and merrillville but it might as well just be gary over here. And lemme tell ya, lee IS an 8 in gary indiana
Funny Moments
0:04:40 - Theo's Abduction Plan
0:05:44 - Buffalo, NY / Beef on Weck
0:06:30 - Fox Meat / Animal Carcasses
0:09:14 - Joey Farts (Christmas Tea Kettle / Fart Sponge)
0:10:53 - Lee’s Sexuality (Prison Ham)
0:12:20 - Lee’s Age
0:13:07 - Pool Story / Don Blankenstein
0:19:28 - Joey Farts #2 (Easter Eggs)
0:23:47 - Eddy Story (Mustang)
0:29:13 - Theo Blanks
0:31:58 - Theo’s Dad
0:33:48 - Joey Farts #3 (Air Calamari)
0:35:27 - Driving Underage
0:49:54 - Joey Farts #4
0:50:31 - Sinkholes
0:51:20 - Joey Farts #5
0:53:00 - Kids on Chains (Seth Buttons)
1:05:50 - Andy Dick Blowjob Story
1:17:53 - Joey's Chelsea Handler Story
1:49:34 - Theo Apologies to Lee
Gang, Gang, Bruh.
SciA I think u missed #6 at 1:09:24 he even waves it towards Lee lol
You're doing the Lord's work!
Joey's fart #5 hahaha love that these are the actual highlights of this podcast lol love me some uncle Joey
Tremendous
THE FARTS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST LOL
Theo is saying everything without even taking time to think ... this man is a true natural everybody had a dude this funny in high school but they usually ended up in jail or homeless and on crack.
Or in jail and on crack 💀
"Treat your Snout, to some of that Free Booty Pasta, Bruh Bruh" - the legend aka Theo Von
Haha lost it when he said that
I'm crying haha
No one puts words together like Theo, maybe because I’m from the UK but it’s hilarious. Booty pasta 🍝, peppermint hunter 😂😂.
Air Calamari, lol
Gristle Missle
“You can’t put a silk hat on a pig” lol. Love when he messes up sayings and words.
My favourite is still “I was on the Eucalyptical machine” 😂
“If they’re alive and suffering then you shoot em in the leg” 😂😂
😂😂😂
Nothing like coffee and the eucalyptical machine in the morning
How old are you Lee .. I’m 30... damn “lee I thought you were like 19”😂😂😂
if i was lee idk if i would feel disrespected or flattered 😂😂😂😂😂
Não se preocupe quando eu chegar aí me dáe ele escreve dar o c* deles para mim se eu sou um deles é dar o brasileiro Brasil
Theo was on their podcast 3 years prior to this too
Frfr people say that about me ,im 30 , but i think its a compliment, even though its due to lack of sex with women stealing my life force
@@kvam6938 he thought he was tripping on shrooms with a 16 year old 😂😂😭
Theo’s vocabulary is something to admire
“ thoroughfares “
🤔🙃😆
I discovered Theo 2 weeks ago and have actually watched every goddamn podcast he was gracious enough to attend..... Yeah I love em and have no life haha.
same haha
I found him pretty recently too. Dude is beyond a legend. Never heard such funny shit in my life.
His podcast "this Past Weekend" is also tremendous
“what Ima do is”..... Joey cutting deals in these ads😂😂
Joey, please consider my words-
I was a heavy tobacco and pot smoker for 35 years. I am also a recovering
alcoholic. Smoke free 5.5 years, dry 6 months. I have severe COPD type 2 now,
was type 3 before quitting smoke. I went cold turkey with pot, but used a vape pen
to quit tobacco, about 3 months. Coughing up blood woke me up. I use 2 inhalers,
4 vials in a nebulizer, and 1 pill every day, just to breathe. Your liver is the only
(major) organ that regenerates; your lungs/throat do "heal", but very slowly.
I'm not a Doctor, or health expert- but I can tell you that hearing your cough
(medium loose, phlegm/sputum with tightness) is a sign you have way too
much water in your body, mostly the Bronchi tubes. The years of cocaine
and now pot and vaping is catching up. I'd advise you to ask your Doctor
about a prescription of "Lasix" (Furosemide) 1 pill a day.
You will have a full bladder every 20 minutes, be prepared. After 1 week,
you'll notice less puffiness, less chunky cough. Try to limit your water
intake. I've seen you guzzle a bottle every hour- you are drowning,
leading to CHF (Congestive Heart Failure). Been there, done that.
👌👌👌👌
Watch his recent podcasts bud. He’s doing very very well. Looks so healthy!
ive been waiting for this upload all day, theo von is our favorite guest on the church!
That and Ralphie May
! RIP Ralphie May
! You and Joey telling stories made me laugh so hard, such a bond you guys had! Theo Von is also a favorite guest of mine too!
Preach, you naughty little hamster
Joey blew his ass on Lee so much on this episode. Lmao! Love how Theo describes each one of Joeys farts.
"If the animal is still alive and suffering you can shoot it in the leg to help it out" -joey Diaz
lol i heard that as well😭
I’m crying
You're supposed to shoot it in the head if you shoot it in the legs just going to suffer some more
@@TrollHiddenCave thank you for the clarification captain obvious
Where the fuck did you grow up africa?😂😂
“Sounds like a halfway house in Albuquerque” 😂
Loved that!
This podcast had me dying 😂 Theo is damn good at keeping a straight face... at one point Joey says “quit trying to be funny!” 🤣🤣
I'm not!
It seems at that moment Joey was trying to not make light of the Chelsea story
Haha yeah, Joey said if u see one alive and suffering shoot it in the Leg to make sure it don't suffer. That Had me dying 🤣🤣
1:18:38😂😂😂😂
Joey have theo on more he is tremendous
He used to be on all the time. Highly recommend searching their classics together like #443
He has his own podcast. This past weekend with Theo von
Ryan McCain yo ik but theo and joey together are funny as fuck
@@Ryan-nd3zu everyone and their mother has a podcast these days lol
Tip top magoo
Man I had no clue what the next 4 years had in store for me but this brought me joy to re-watch my favorite episode
God these episodes at this time were just like magic. That room, the lighting, just everything is perfect for close conversation
There where a time when podcasts was awesome and not everyone had one. Great times. Something new will soon Come. ❤️🇸🇪💯
@@enmeterdumheter yeah man wtf its super oversaturated now w redundant mfs fuuuuh
Edit: also, shout out sweden
Theo genuinely makes Joey laugh😂
Can’t sleep, time for some Uncle Joey coke stories... 💨
Uncle Joey kicks the fuckin' mule that gets sleep rolling, cocksuckas.
'It takes twenty years to look back'. Deep.
I laugh and love it when Theo is so genuinely excited When joey is telling a story, that he keeps trying to guess what Joey is gonna say next (like a little kid during storytime), but instead in my head, I see and hear Rusty Cuyler constantly blurting out wrong answers 😂
Good morning ☀️ we got Joey AND Theo. It’s already a good day
Brightens up a rainy day on the east coast of england! xx
@@GraveyardDave19 you can sniff mine when I get off work.
Voodoo Zombie I’m scared to ask...
Joey: "If you've ever watched 'Miami Vice', either the second or third episode..."
Theo: "I read the book, I think."
Joey: "There's no fucking book."
I fucking love when these two get together.
"Hondurans will walk 30 hours in a 24 hour day" - Theo lmfao
In my 40 years i cannot how i have never heard of theo von but omg. Am i ever glad he came across my page. Im addicted to his humor. He is one of thw funniest guys ive heard.
1:17:47 "I know what's it like to be a young girl" - Sounds like a story for another day, Josephine
😭😭😂
"Fish Poison" - I died 😂😂😂😂 Oh Lee
How does a guy who tried killing all his brain cells for 40 years still have a memory three times better than I do???
I never thought I'd be taking health and lifestyle advice from Joey Diaz but here I am ✍🏻
The sleep apnea mask
This made my day being surprised by my 2 favorite people
Ben Dover me too dude!
Agreed started the 330am shift to this new upload
Ben Dover Whatta 'bout, Lee, Nigga? There favorite people
@@lensperspective9753 sheiiit cus you right
No love for the prison ham Lee?
I love how genuine Joey is. I loves him
Theo Von kinda reminds me of Joey Diaz a bit in the way that he came on to all these podcasts at once and just killed it. I had never really heard of either until I listened to them on podcasts and they're just fucking hilarious. And it's effortless for both. They just ooze hilarity.
"In Japan that's like buyin somebody a scarf." Hahahahah Theo is on fire on this one.
Joey you seriously got to light your guest better you don't look like they're in Witness Protection they are hiding in the shadows.
Lee fuckin it up
@Trane Sonic you're right but when he's any of you want someone I want to actually see that person I don't want to see them in the dark.
its gangsta paradise 24/7 over there cocksuckaz
Theos an idiot. Lee is Lee.
yeah i dont understand when or why it changed from the previous dope setup
“I know what it’s like to be a young girl” -Joey Diaz
timestamp?
@jack ryan
Just before 1:18:00
My boy calling Lee a "Prison ham" had me balling
It's crazy how many people re-watch old church episodes
Why does theo look like he's broadcasting from the Heaven's Gate video?
BAHAHA
LOL wonder if he's wearing Nikes
lol
Idk, why?
Joey, thank you for being so genuine out here on the internet. I never would’ve known a life like yours being a young person in this day and age. Much respect to you, Theo, and Lee for putting in the time and effort to make these videos.
Joey is a warm blanket on a rainy sunday and I love him for it
Theo is such a great guy you can tell he doesn't wanna hurt people's feelings but hilarious at the same time. Love you guys
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😮😂 1:58:00
1:58:00
Joey should be the commentator of Tony vs Khabib..like who agrees.
KHALABIB WITH THE TAKEDOWN
Khabib still trying to fight Floyd and already going to be suspended. That fight ain't happening anytime soon.
I hope that happens!
STOP THE FIGHT JOE ROGAN!!
"Joe Rogan, this fight is tremendous. I don't know whose scarier, Khalabeeb or Tommy Ferguson."
Been waiting all night for this. Theo is the man
“Lee The Fart Sponge”
“What are you, a fucking undertaker” 💀😂😂
I swear every episode Lee asks "what does that even mean".
Joey: " lee, do you want a water?"
Lee: "what does that even mean"
The more Theo lets his real personality out, the better he gets. He's remarkably better than just two years ago. He the next big one out there in the biz.
Spot on prediction
I choked when joey said" if there alive and suffering shoot em in the leg or whatver u do" hahahah
Lee the fart sponge 🧽 lmaoooo 😂😂
In Japan it's like buying someone a scarf... this man's brain works in a unique way.
Appreciate this Podcast so much they always help me threw shit
Lmaoooooo “ around the holidays bruh?” 💀💀💀
The way Joey pronounce pierogis is hilarious. However I’m glad he’s showing love for the Polish food
Pedaheh.
@@beautynotstatic2419 that’s the Ukrainian way to pronounce it
@@mikoyanig5512 And how my French-Canadian Grandmother pronounce it. Thunder Bay loves their pierogies!
Theo Von "that fart had breast milk in it"......2018 podcast quote of the year
“Or if you see a big, big person and they got there stomach stapled...I was at a pool one time.. “
Just love it.
Lee sounds like he’s tryna do a mid morty impression constantly 😂
I swear, the most subtly hilarious thing Theo does is end every other sentence with “i think” 😂😂
We need a Christ killa cam!
Lee is in his safe space, leave him be 😂
Lmfao I agree
*Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb*
Hello, hello, hello
conr16 let him giggle in peace
Theo's reaction to Lee's age killed me 😂
It's refreshing that the Theo podcasts are basically just three way conversations.
25:25 Joey describing the guy from his childhood, and Theo just says “not Samuel huh?” 😂😂😂😂
Lee: I'm 30
Theo: I thought you were 19
Lmao
“They got goldfish, I want you to poison them too.”😂😲
Theo fucking with Joey's monologue by way of absurd suggestions is comedic gold
Bruh these 3 are the best barely starting at 4:40 im dead. “If I can keep and have me my own lil lee, in a wheel barrel.” In a wheel barrel for lee’s 😂 dude 😂😂
10:10 "take a whiff of that fart, that is tremendous" lmao
After my struggles I’ve started the journey to be a psychologist.
Love you Joey you helped me so much
Best wishes to you 👍
@@JohnDoe-zw5og thank you
That's just a racket for the Jews 😅
"my mother dressed as poorly like an Indian shop..like out of a native catalog" lol 😂
Joey “I was like an Arab, I was going into places just to bomb” Diaz
i don't remember the last time i laughed this much listening to a podcast, love theo von
"she stripped and she was Christian"
jesus christ.. lmao
“He gets in the pool ... nobody’s drowning bruh all the waters out” I fucking love theo
“ if you want to play for the tampa bay buccaneers idgaf” yo that had me dieing
Joey and Theo are great together. Best episode ever.
Two of my favorite comedians talking is always a great show!
Seeing theo take criticism the way he did. Shows his character. Wasn't offended, wasn't pissy, he was taking it all in. This is truly a video of a professor of sorts passing the knowledge of a true comedian. This is what I take from this.
Theo and Lee flirting is the best
“7, 8, 10, 12 years” LMAO
Theo is my spirt animal. My guide. My teacher. My best friend. My fucking legend.
Blow him already
Creepy
@@yourmomshouse6984 I know right
"Bull racing in Bulgaria"😂😂
In Japan that’s like giving someone a scarf 😂
Did Theo grow up in Sunnyvale trailer park?
Bottle kids
"They're not in prison cause they know how to hold back." - The Christ killa
Diaz talking like he is living a healthy life haha
I’ve listened to this about 85 times now