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- Опубликовано: 9 дек 2015
- Theo Von, Comedian who's special, "No Offense will be on Netflix soon', joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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Recorded live on 12/10/2015.
7 years later and this is still hilarious
It can be 10 years and this trio will cure any kind of depression lol
@@insanehero4804Is alway incredible when these 3 guys were on the podcast
I keep going back to this episode tbh
It’s the Lee looking and talking fked up high for me🤣
I’ve grown so fond of Lee Siatt. And I love how much affection Joey has towards him. Joey truly took Lee under his wing. Lee adds a lot to the quality of the podcast in my opinion.
Dave Mieze I mean for sure spell his name right
@@chrissiebern6693 Imagine trying to sound like Brendan Schaub
@Kevin K Well that's due to his fame, anyone already famous can become rich if they start up a podcast.
@Kevin K He was one of the top Heavyweights in the UFC when he was fighting, KO'd Cro Cop and was often on JRE. Mix all that with him then joining up with Callen and you're bound for success. MMA is a incredibly fast rising sport and he capatalised on it well. However, he is a well known twat therfore acting like him isn't very coolm
@Kevin K you're wrong dude
I love when these oldies randomly get suggested. It's like going back and listening to a good band's first album.
And i love when I forget leaving these comments and they get likes months and years later. It's comforting knowing thet someone else is still watching these epiaodes, it gives me hope for mankind.
Man the good ol days
@@D-Fens_1632 same here man
@@D-Fens_1632 hell yeah brother 💯
I miss the old podcasts. I'm torn about Joey and Lee not being together. I honestly can't listen to them independently.
It's like having
Salt with no Sugar.
I gotta have both.
When Lee's high and talking he looks and sounds like he's about to burst into tears at any moment.
Dude that's the perfect description lmao
"What the fuck are you giggling for?"
@Breezy Mods He is our lee lol gotta love um
LMFAO so true
Hahaha
"We've gotta send Lee home stoned to the gills."
"I hope my mom's asleep when I get there."
when he talked about the leftovers. grinning harder than him
I think we all have been there hahaha
Miss those days lmaoo. Sneaking out to smoke at night
@@N8CRE8 those we're the days. And now we're all dusty old farts smoking freely in our homes.
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12:00 Love how when theo says hes feeling a bit too high and uncomfortable Joey immediately changes the subject, and seems to relax instantly. Joey truly is a homie, and a strong minded man, trips with his homies so they know that someone is there with them.
He doesn't do the baby sitter approach, he does the partner through this crazy adventure method, which some time is even better, waking up the next day half sober piecing together the night before
I caught that too, that was smooth and he def did that on purpose
wow I thought I was the only one that saw that. Yeah he’s definitely been to the Darkside. He knows how to calm your right down. I love Joey.
“ when did u start comedy Theo Von?” as soon as he’s agreed that he is uncomfortable high
joey voice
The fucking absurdity of Joey admitting to Theo that he trusts him with his pets lives and so Theo proceeds to tell him a story about when he accidentally back over a deer with a lawnmower.
This is why I watch
Deadass dying laughing rn in bed 🤣 it’s like how tf do you back over a deer with a lawnmower 💀 this shit is beyond ridiculous
Sometimes comedians just make stuff up so we can laugh about it.. hah great story
plus him putting a fucking hamster called superman in his pocket 🤣🤣
Ngl I herd him before I seen him I thought he was like 16 yo talking about scared going back to his mom stoned
Yeah I appreciate theos humour it's very left field.
Theo Von is so subtle with his punchlines it's hard to tell if he wants the listener to laugh or not. Hes hilarious
he cant tell a story to tell his life, never know if it gonna be
@@adamgale2189much like your ability to type a coherent sentence.
Lee laughs in the exact same manner, pitch, and sound as my son used to.
I never thought I would ever be able to hear that goofy ass laugh again. I've missed it so much.
Thanks Lee. You really made my morning. ❤️
Joey is the same for me as a close representation of some my dads mannerisms and laugh. God bless you!
If my kids laughed like a goofy mess, i would of called him out on it instead of letting him make a fool of himself
@@texasman1409 "Would have".... That about sums it up. There's about 50 instances of " would have" that go through my mind on a daily basis.
@@joeyvanostrand3655 man, if your boy acts like Lee and talks like Lee... that means he is an emasculated mamas boy... he is a mess... so get it together and raise him to be a man
@@texasman1409 I can see where it would be easy to make those assumptions. But that simply wasn't the case.
He just had a goofy ass laugh. The boy was 6 ft 3, around 250#'s. He was a big rig tow truck driver, went to school to become a certified diesel mechanic. Avid outdoorsman. Learned to shoot and properly and safely handle firearms of all types from about 8 years old. The boy was Bambi's worst nightmare if Ty sighted him in with a compound during bow season. All of us have always been pretty proficient with firearms and pretty good with a bow. But that kid was uncanny. From a very young age he was in astounding shot with a bow. At 8 or 9 years old we started him out with lessons at a local sportsman's shop. After a very short time he seemed to have a gift from God when it came to putting an arrow EXACTLY where he wanted it. I don't remember his grandfather complaining about having to follow blood trails from hell to breakfast. Once Tyler acquired his target, that was it for whatever happened to be on the receiving end.
He absolutely loved going fishing. He just wasn't an indoor kid. He also possessed qualities that just don't seem to exist for the past few generations of youngins that have come up in the world. He was genuinely empathetic, compassionate, kind, and generous to a fault to those that deserved it. He had no time for those that stood around with their hand out. I instilled in him good traditional, christian, mostly conservative, family values. And he well understood and practiced them. He understood that at some point in everybody's life they need a hand. Maybe they need some advice. Maybe they need a little bit of money to get their shit straight. Maybe they need a whole lot of help. Sometimes a good swift kick in the ass can be some of the best help someone can offer. As long as the need was genuine and not coming from a place of greed or entitlement Tyler would make damn sure he went without before someone he deemed deserving fell short.
I was proud of my boy. Still am. He was an "old soul". His heart was so big it literally knew no bounds. Not enlarged and struggling like Lee's, but just such a great kid, teen, and subsequently man. There weren't many like him. I don't see any today.
But that goofy ass laugh.
Uncle Joey and Theo are low key the best combo.
Wrong. High key the best combo
You opinion ok okpp
I didnt want to say it cause I really like rogan and diaz combo but Theo and rogan is also good so I think it's Theo von who makes it good
Because they both don’t get uncomfortable with crazy stories!
High key the best
You can tell Theo started freaking out a bit “I’m a lil high though you guys high?”
“Okay I’m just making sure everyone is high”
"whos high"
"i'm high, joeys high, i think everybody watching is probably high"
yes.
No
Stones Jones get high loser lol
@@dogs3700 not getting high doesnt make you a lose, neither does getting high. u needa chill out and get high bro.
@@bubbyberry melllllooooooow.
@Deleted Account I’m dead
"Im pretty high though. Say I wasn't myself and I came up to me and i said ....fuck that doesnt make any sense.... and i said...fuck what were we talking about?
What
@@hankhill8344
It's a quote from the episode
Man, these beginning level podcasts are gold now… like a time capsule
i started listening to JRE from the first episode. Its amazing
Listen to the imagination and how Theo stirs the conversation to interesting shit. He's a great story teller.
He's very smooth about it too. It's interesting to see people with a high verbal IQ who chose to express themselves in a simple manner.
Hes truly one one of the best
Yup lol Theo von podcasts are the ones I don’t get bored with it’s always interesting
@@EAZYEfrain for real man. Dude's the coolest!
35:15 2❤very 😂❤v😂❤😂😂🎉
Theo was getting so excited taking about Lee eating Lmao!
im so hungry
😂 he was on fire. That dude is amazing
@@SamSveistrup chicken stripppppps
I think he thought the podcast was paused 😂
theo "you'll get some trim"
lee " idk, thats more pressure than voting" I was dying when he said that lmao!
No podcasts will compare to this level of comedy. Church of what’s happening now is legendary.
Ever!!!!
9:00 Theo ALMOST comes up with the infamous “dark arts” phrase. But says dark side
I love how Theo is so nice and chill and cool to Lee. He’s not even doing it on purpose he’s just a nice guy. A lot of the guests on podcast are dicks to lee because they think there better than him or there to “ important “ to be nice and cool. I love Theo Joey and lee. There real people. 💯
Fully, man
How's Mark Normand doing in the clubs?
@Greatbig Swinging8-D he is
Werq a q
Lee is easy to be a dick to
Joey Diaz is one of the best storytellers out there. The memory on this man is unreal. Theo is a recovering addict so he follows the tradition of helping others and being kind and accepting. Two great men.
anyone else think that joey and lee are the comedic and poscast equivilent of rick and morty
If Rick and Morty were living in the Diabetes dimension, then yes.
Humanimal joke of the century. For real
You need quite a high iq to understand this comment
Pread you really don't 😂
Ugh
The fuck is it with Theo & hampsters? I bet mama hampsters tell their kids folklore stories about Theo Von to keep em in line.
This podcast doesn't get enough recognition as one of the funniest episodes, ever. Uncle Joey and Theo are gold! 🔥 😂
Theo Von is the new guy to my list that I follow now. Since he was on JRE the other day, I've got another source of entertainment. The same thing happened with Joey a few years back. Then Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer. It just keeps building and building. I love that all these comedians are united in a way.
Same here :) Heard him on a "Best Of Joe Rogan" video and had to search all over RUclips to find his name. Funniest JRE episode hands down!
Same. love all those podcast. Also Tigerbelly is great.
Uncle Joey an the flying Jew only, everybody else is just talking the talk
You gone down the Bobby Lee and Bill Burr rabbithole yet?
A mediocre time with tom n dan ... another good one. Not really in the same league as these guys but funny nonetheless
Wish you were here, best album ever! I swear, Joey has the sweetest heart. Love him. Rare genuine individual ❤️
Hellyeh, hands down. Best album. 💙
Joey is such a good dude. Going back to NY and going to dinner with his old school teachers. He just oozes a man that cares about his roots
My dad would always tell me I had got the Heart of a lezbian -Theo Von
I just witnessed a lifetime bond develop between two men that's on a whole other level. It's as if their souls knew each other in another lifetime and there was unfinished business or unrequited love (not in a creepy feud /revenge, or romantic/love interest kind of way, but a mentor/student, loving, wholesome, precious way) and this is them meeting up again. It was so genuine and touching I cried.
Gay
@@TheDoomslayersDaddy Well that wasn't a very nice thing to say.
Nah I feel u. They had a lot in common frfr. A real genuine convo
Joey and Lee need to go on Jre together.
+CodyG Tweet Joe
I bet Roe Rogain butchers Lee's name
Brett Michael Joe sucks now?
don't just bash him because he literally has the most popular podcast now.
CodyG rogan just tried to make joey feel like a idiot the whole time. Think he is jealous Joey has a new friend
Yeah I'd probably pay to see that. I watch em but I don't listen to the audio
2023 and still going back and listening to these, truly hope Joey or theo invite eachother on again.
I just started watching all these! These guys are great together! 😂
@@pawznplay2772 they’re hilarious together!
Lmfao. Theo is one of a kind. [ 36:32 ]
"You shit?"
"Aw, I thought somebody shit a little."
"I sniffed it then I ran away."
lmfao best teenage sex story ever
Well. Try 2 DIY IRL 2day.
Hahahha
I could chill with this guy all day lol
shonuffLA sus
Sounds real fruity tf
These men haven't aged a day in 8 years.
@1:01:36
Joey: Dog, I hit a Dog on Wiltshire.
Lee 'The Chinaman' Syatt: Oh nooo.
man, I love that Theo is crushing it and staying sober. But I also love watching these, they'll always be special 🤣
Joey I love how you have befriended Lee & taking Lee under his wing. I love when Theo is on. Lee, Joey, & Theo have good chemistry.
Amazing podcast as usual Joey. Much love, peace.
The perfect episode to watch while enjoying a similar state of mind! 🤘
"Torturizing" another great vocabulary lesson from uncle joey.
Watching this in 2019. Classic Theo Von on The Church eps are my favourite of any podcast ever.
Classic!! Theo has no idea how unique his childhood is, when he tells stories it's the norm for him. Every time Joey has Theo on his show there's a great chemistry between them.
wow, ive been watching the original episodes, and seeing this one shows you how much WORK Lee has put in. Lee looks fantastic. Keep it up guys you always make my day.
Literally the best part of this entire episode was listening to Lee trying not to burst out laughing while Joey was reading off the ads at the end. Hilarious.
It feels so good listening too this, Reminds me of life before everyone became so soft.
I've never tried listening to any other podcasts other than the JRE but I really like these guys.
joey diaz you always make my day better. I love you're stories, you make me laugh and smile no matter how shitty my day or life is going. I love you. btw only you would get caught in the airplane bathroom, you're a legend 😂😂😂
“I’ve been losing weight for the last few years..” lmao
whats so funny about that ?
@Damon Driver its a journey fam ive lost over 240 pounds in 2yrs its not easy fam. he trying unlike most
@Damon Driver lmfao thanks brotha
There's no dog that wants to have a fuckin' tuxedo on!!
That almost literally killed me with laughter. He was dead serious when he said it too. I love you Joey.
The dynamic between you 3, AMAZING 😩😍
25:23
This for me is the funniest sentence ever recorded in youtube history
XD
Did not notice that Theo was high. Love the podcast, thanks for dropping knowledge Joey
Best Church episode ever! This guy Theo is hilarious. Please have him on again guys!
The monkey story at 25:15 kills me every time, and Joey’s laugh.
Miss these days
Old podcasts with legends are the best thing to listen to in 2020
37:00 LMAOOOOOOO
Bro im not going to make it to the 37 min mark. Im laughing so much 15 min in I might just pass out
what happened here??😂😂
did joey pull out some coke?? lmao
@Kieran Devin fuck you
this is fucking amazing lol, this is the real old school shit
Joeys smile @ the icebox cake @ 18:36 😂 the man was loving it
Thanks for the shoutout during this show, Coco!
He would beat u up for acting like ur him
It’s truly amazing how much Joey loves Lee. He busts his balls a lot and that for Joey is a sign you are bros. It was awesome when Joey commended Lee for doing the tournament. He was very proud.
Theo: are you high ?
Lee: i think most the ppl listening are high.
Lol lee spot on im high asf rn
Same
Love this ep!
Animal stories were immense! haha. Great guest! Thanks Church!
37:24 You know somebody is stoned when they start asking who else is stoned hahaha
Man. I miss this. Lee & Joey, AND Theo. 6?years ago, time flies. Thanks for this one Autoplay
When Theo said he feels pretty uncomfortable right now cause he's so high
And Uncle Joey just asks him when he got into comedy to change the subject and help Theo get his mind in a better place.
That's Uncle Joey knowing when to switch it up and keep the good times going cause I feel like he knew Theo would be all good if he just kept his mind in a humorous story telling place
Recently just discovered Joey Diaz podcasts only regret wish had stumbled across this back in 2020 lockdown.
Joey has the best ad reads. Tremendous.
This episode is fuckin gold 😭😭these are the most abstract conversations ever 😂😭 bro every time the conversation swaps I’m dying about at least one thing this man Theo says
Wow Lee used to be so much more social and articulate before all the Death Stars !!
yeah hes burnt now
Michael chase what are these famous death stars?
The INfamous Death Stars ruclips.net/video/FRQBn5Pkjhg/видео.html Funny shit sonnermom55
Haha
Lee is outer space now a days 😂😂
Just sparked a soldier like a G, and this shit just got uploaded, OH SHIT!
Man I love Lee..
He is genuinely a cool dude.
Great show... thanks guy's
This is still gold I just found these podcasts I’m dying
Theo bro you a sensitive soul hard to go thru this life sober...having said that, moderation, Champ
Yo mr.Malone u da man!
🙇♂️
Tremendous as usual 🙌🏻🇺🇸
Love to see joey just creeped into his 60s. Love you church fam!!
love these guys so much
I'm dying man this is hilarious
“So wait who’s high, your high? I’m high too... Joey’s high”
Glad ur vacation was good! Much love
Every so often i go back to this episode. Gold. 😂😂😂
You guys are the best! Great way to introduce new talent. Thanks Uncle Joey....Shout out to the Flying Jew!
When Theo said the hamster got killed in the fight I laughed so hard
What a complement from Joey. What a class act!
Its a BEAUTIFUL day to be alive people. Be lucky you're not a African eating mud right now, you're already one step ahead! Stay black.
If you're anyone but Joey diaz it's fucked ip that you have his picture on your profile and talk exactly like him as if it's him. Pull it together man
+goanyways I never tried to act like I'm actually joey diaz... The profile picture is because I'm a big fan, it's to pay homage in a sense, and I rep joey diaz and the church all over youtube now. If someone has a bob marley profile pic that does not mean they are bob marley... clean that muffla son..
+ramp622 he didny just say because the picture, you're trying to talk like him
+ramp622 You're such a piece of shit
ramp622 bob marley is an icon - Joey Diaz, as funny as he is, is Joey Diaz...
Uncle Joey got this poor soul beyond stoned to the fucking gills
Dude I love Lee’s lil giggles throughout every podcast lmao
Great episode!
One of my favourites - this guy was great with you both. Well done!
These three guys need to do a weekly show. Good stuff.
This podcast made me subscribe
I've probably watched every theo appearance 10 times and dude still cracks me up. 1:00:55 the quick confession and continued dialogue about killin animals is hilarious
I love you JOEY, The Church makes me feel normal
Theo is having a silent panick attack
Man I‘m still coming back to these oldies, man what times 🦦🤙🏻
Is there anyone on earth more legit than Joey Diaz??
The man is solid and blunt what else can we ask for?
That story about staying at the guys house with the pets and the dad sniffing the guys fingers. Good god...
Yeah wtf lmao
Shea Roberts not sure joey appreciated that one
We need a rematch on that jiu jitsu tourney! That bronchitis has Lee all fucked up