Valentine's Day Special: Bobby Lee & Khalyla | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  4 года назад +535

    Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @charliec4385
      @charliec4385 3 года назад +10

      @Just Matty thats a brilliant cover for a stalker.....
      stay away from this one Theo

    • @TherealNOTrealArtist
      @TherealNOTrealArtist 3 года назад +6

      09⁹

    • @raul8259
      @raul8259 3 года назад +3

      Funny ass fuck

    • @jameskelleher1032
      @jameskelleher1032 3 года назад

      @@charliec4385 op. Ovoivvbb v v o

    • @abrampena6385
      @abrampena6385 3 года назад +1

      I just noticed how Bobby was fucking with Theo because he noticed Theo's half chub through his loins! >.

  • @eamon4279
    @eamon4279 4 года назад +851

    “He was using his Psalms” was the best hitter of this episode and it went unrecognized. This is why I love Theo Von.

    • @evanhooker1061
      @evanhooker1061 4 года назад +22

      I died when i heard it

    • @ruthh3496
      @ruthh3496 3 года назад +20

      right, i literally just came here to check if anyone else clocked it haha

    • @natebergeman
      @natebergeman 2 года назад +4

      Yes!!! I was wondering who else caught that

    • @jimmyjunk8498
      @jimmyjunk8498 2 года назад +10

      I'm SO glad you shared your love for Theo. Very important.

    • @qnzmar10
      @qnzmar10 2 года назад +6

      18:58 around we he says it

  • @sirsmokealot705
    @sirsmokealot705 5 лет назад +2847

    That was the longest stare ever from Bobby lmaooo

    • @kevinyeager9023
      @kevinyeager9023 5 лет назад +66

      Haha right awesome death stare lol

    • @Dave-mk9bw
      @Dave-mk9bw 5 лет назад +29

      What's with the subliminal constant frame glitches though?

    • @BananaCatLeon
      @BananaCatLeon 5 лет назад +10

      LOL! Fuk thats funny!

    • @Baniq1986
      @Baniq1986 5 лет назад +49

      he never blinked once the whole time, impressive

    • @Guitarfailtastic2857
      @Guitarfailtastic2857 5 лет назад +15

      he's only mad cause he's height challenged

  • @_Vader_
    @_Vader_ 5 лет назад +843

    "If I'm hard, I tell everyone in the room now, cause I don't want a crime." LOOOOOOL

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 лет назад +2

      Hahahahahaha

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 5 лет назад +12

      I'm a foreigner, is that really what I should say?

    • @PKaddicted
      @PKaddicted 5 лет назад +2

      Wish I knew this sooner , fuck

    • @emmamadgini4139
      @emmamadgini4139 5 лет назад +2

      I'm not white soo maybe somebody kind enough to further more explain what does he meant? 😕😑😨

    • @shazaibbiazahs
      @shazaibbiazahs 4 года назад +9

      @@emmamadgini4139 He's saying that if he has an erection, then he will tell everyone in the room about it. He's basically referring to how men can easily get accused of sexual harassment so this is somehow a good way to ensure he doesn't get accused of anything.

  • @Truth4peace4freedom
    @Truth4peace4freedom 4 года назад +939

    Bobby: "You can't say retarded, right?"
    Theo: "Ummm, you can say it one time."

  • @smoovetoons2092
    @smoovetoons2092 5 лет назад +198

    19:04 "Wow dude, it's like using his psalms" Underrated joke.

  • @chriscash782
    @chriscash782 5 лет назад +1545

    Theo has the best analogies " Like you were playing ski ball and just won two tickets" 😂 😂 😂

    • @daniataylor6783
      @daniataylor6783 5 лет назад +10

      What did he say, Polynesian something or another lmfao 🤣

    • @jromero17
      @jromero17 5 лет назад +7

      Dania Rodriguez Polynesian Hush puppy

    • @Kloppsserialbottlers
      @Kloppsserialbottlers 3 года назад +29

      Like he's testing out a lava lamp to see is it expensive

    • @Moneybaggbanda
      @Moneybaggbanda 2 года назад +7

      Like a truck fell over and the are crawling out the side .

    • @steveyobs551
      @steveyobs551 2 года назад +4

      21:40

  • @sambruhn1027
    @sambruhn1027 Год назад +86

    "Hey can I see that knife? No but you can hold the case" that just broke my reality. I think that's my favorite part!

  • @joeyomen4118
    @joeyomen4118 Год назад +60

    Theo + bobby Lee is a combination that will never get old . I love the beginning how Theo is just being that friend that wants to know about his homies relationship

  • @oobydoobytooby4430
    @oobydoobytooby4430 5 лет назад +340

    Bobby giving that DEATHHHH STARE to theo when he said im talking to the girrrrrl Lmaoooooooo

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 5 лет назад +16

      Oobydooby Tooby I was dying. He has a direct line to my funny bone; and it’s a conference call with Theo. “I fell like I’m watching that show ‘Yellow Mirror”

    • @yomama847
      @yomama847 5 лет назад +24

      7:20 for anyone who wants to watch

    • @samster2626
      @samster2626 5 лет назад +6

      He mean mugged tff out of Theo for 3min as he was getting roasted 😂

    • @AEM479
      @AEM479 5 лет назад

      Omg. So.....................awkward.

    • @websurferwizard
      @websurferwizard 3 года назад

      @@yomama847 IM DYING

  • @KCsheets88
    @KCsheets88 3 года назад +696

    When Bobby just sits there staring at Theo for like 5 mins and then Theo asks if he's awake... I died laughing 🤣😂☠️☠️ funny asf!! These two together have a good vibe and very funny.

    • @bltn7469
      @bltn7469 2 года назад +6

      Calm down , breath ...

    • @feezible
      @feezible 2 года назад +1

      @@bltn7469 ahah

    • @illkissyourightnow
      @illkissyourightnow 2 года назад +4

      @@bltn7469 breathe

    • @unbanmekoil
      @unbanmekoil Год назад +4

      I died at that part

    • @ThePolarBearSquad
      @ThePolarBearSquad Год назад +7

      I think Bobby was a lil upset that he interrupted him and said he’s talking to his girl 😂😂

  • @koovvv
    @koovvv 5 лет назад +378

    19:10 "he was using his psalms" 😂😂💀💀 genius af

    • @ICYPROFITS
      @ICYPROFITS 5 лет назад +15

      He's got some serious chops

    • @eatingrightwithavi9613
      @eatingrightwithavi9613 5 лет назад +19

      I thought this was an underrated comment too. Theo is super quick with play on word

    • @G_Ozare
      @G_Ozare 4 года назад +16

      His brain is NUTS. He just made that shit up on the spot. He's like the Eminem of comedy.

    • @clintwestwood4545
      @clintwestwood4545 4 года назад +5

      funny af and impressive af

    • @snyjnz
      @snyjnz 4 года назад +3

      Fam I cried

  • @christinearmentor8813
    @christinearmentor8813 3 года назад +116

    At 8:11 i lost it 😂 bobby has been staring at theo since theo said “i was asking the woman” and theo finally acknowledged him by saying “are you asleep or awake” lmao 🤣

  • @SincereDoper
    @SincereDoper 5 лет назад +580

    4:19
    theo: you seem like a nice lady
    khalyla: i am
    theo: thank you
    smoooooth

    • @jackf2501
      @jackf2501 5 лет назад

      SincereDoper 😂😂

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode 5 лет назад +17

      I don't get it.

    • @gurralarre816
      @gurralarre816 5 лет назад +7

      @@GodsNode same

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode 5 лет назад +27

      @@jackf2501 sometimes I think I am.

    • @jackf2501
      @jackf2501 5 лет назад

      Sonny Torres 😩

  • @dienjames1082
    @dienjames1082 5 лет назад +185

    “Burning thighs, hidden Dragon”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottfergusonart
    @scottfergusonart 5 лет назад +87

    19:04 "It's like using his psalms" That is absolutely brilliant

    • @anthonybrindisi9151
      @anthonybrindisi9151 5 лет назад +8

      Literally just realized the double entendre thanks to your comment.

    • @str8todamoney
      @str8todamoney 5 лет назад +3

      @@anthonybrindisi9151 Hate to be that guy, but was the entendre?

    • @scottfergusonart
      @scottfergusonart 5 лет назад +1

      @@str8todamoney Jerking off with a bible, in that fashion literally using your palms, or psalms as Theo put it, as in the Book of Psalms of the old Testament

    • @str8todamoney
      @str8todamoney 5 лет назад +2

      @@scottfergusonart I'm stupid as fuck.

    • @timothyharkin
      @timothyharkin Год назад +1

      @@str8todamoney psalms as in a sacred song or hymn found in religious books and palms as in the inside of the hands.

  • @gonzalonovaco7548
    @gonzalonovaco7548 2 года назад +276

    1:27:57
    The way Bobby looks at both of them after she said she was in a relationship with 2 men and theo locks eyes with Bobby was hilarious
    The silence had me dying until Theo smirked 💀

    • @asherweck
      @asherweck 2 года назад +4

      Lmfao

    • @alextheshrimp.
      @alextheshrimp. Год назад +23

      The way they were glancing at eachother WAS HILARIOUSSSS

    • @somethinglame5472
      @somethinglame5472 Год назад +2

      Didn’t she end up doing that again?! Why Bobby was relapsing? Shadddddy

    • @geofferywilliams5844
      @geofferywilliams5844 Год назад

      Theo trying to scoop on in that relationship ahaha , Theo the man haha Khaliyla choosing Theo over Bobby weooo

    • @anonv790
      @anonv790 Год назад

      @@somethinglame5472 Dude said he didn't give her dick for two years in a podcast. If your lady has holding out on you for TWO YEARS with no real explanation you'd probably wanna go try other people yourself.

  • @TigerBelly
    @TigerBelly 5 лет назад +1341

    Theo we need you on TigerBelly soon!!! (Maybe if y'all Rat King supporters subscribe, cross-collab will happen sooner than you think.... or, it will happen anyway and I'll pretend it was thanks you your support.... either way, come on over to our channel next week for a surprise that may not be a surprise but you'll be happy). -PD

  • @miks2819
    @miks2819 4 года назад +233

    "Using his psalms"....went over everybody's head

    • @mikesemie5028
      @mikesemie5028 4 года назад +11

      That was true genius

    • @JudePhilips
      @JudePhilips 3 года назад +8

      This didn’t go over anyone’s head. Everyone got this... 😂

    • @miks2819
      @miks2819 3 года назад +4

      @@JudePhilips i dont think you got it

    • @schnagalaga
      @schnagalaga 3 года назад +1

      So good

    • @_onthemike_
      @_onthemike_ 3 года назад

      There were many parts that had me crack up but this right here, made me lose it. Theo is a Fucking genius.

  • @seagulhead12
    @seagulhead12 5 лет назад +1882

    I'm asking the woman. Long stare. Theo acting like nothing is wrong. That shit was hilarious. Then he asks if he's awake. Ha!

    • @zen4189
      @zen4189 4 года назад +83

      Dude that stare was looooooooooooooong...no blink

    • @Eos05
      @Eos05 4 года назад +53

      I feel like we are on an episode of yellow mirror....yall seen that show yellow mirror? 😂🤣😂

    • @joschwan89
      @joschwan89 4 года назад +15

      i laughed soooo hard

    • @Eos05
      @Eos05 4 года назад +22

      I've yet to find a podcast moment that has made me laugh as hard as this

    • @mrcrster
      @mrcrster 4 года назад +19

      @@Eos05 what’s yellow mirror? Is it black mirror, but saying yellow as an Asian joke? I could be way off

  • @LouiePGallo
    @LouiePGallo 3 года назад +145

    Look at Bobby's stare from 07:20 to 08:45.
    I LOVE how Theo and Bobby are basically playing a game here. You can tell Theo is doing his BEST to get Bobby to break. hahaha

    • @kingumm41
      @kingumm41 2 года назад +9

      You asleep or awake?

    • @cruton8_6
      @cruton8_6 2 года назад

      I noticed that too 😂

    • @josephjoestar995
      @josephjoestar995 Год назад +3

      I’m askinggg.. the womennn 😂😂😂

  • @JamsIneedRPG
    @JamsIneedRPG 5 лет назад +920

    Lee: but when I hit high school. My parents went bankrupt. My parents had to sell the house
    Theo: a house. Sounds nice

    • @fitzyakamcsyke
      @fitzyakamcsyke 4 года назад +21

      Put 'em in there with Stiopic, g'head I dare ya, Stiopic is crazy!

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 2 года назад +3

      Thanks, I’m incapable of listening

    • @effu9593
      @effu9593 2 года назад +5

      Pfft parents?? Must be nice bro.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 года назад +3

      You had a dishwasher??

    • @daavids55
      @daavids55 2 года назад

      Theo had 5 rooms, kitchen and 2 bathrooms in his house 🤣

  • @h.p.3072
    @h.p.3072 5 лет назад +891

    "are you asleep or awake" lmao

  • @Gibson1961SG
    @Gibson1961SG 5 лет назад +133

    @7:19 Bobby's face when he says "I asked the woomaannnnna." Hahahaha!

    • @MIngalls
      @MIngalls 5 лет назад +17

      Dude, he stared at him for sooo long!!! I was getting uncomfortable

    • @Gibson1961SG
      @Gibson1961SG 5 лет назад +7

      @@MIngalls I thought there was about to be a real fight.

    • @jackf2501
      @jackf2501 5 лет назад

      More like womannnn

    • @javalavao8
      @javalavao8 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂

    • @JohnnySideburnsX
      @JohnnySideburnsX 5 лет назад +4

      He wanted to kill him!

  • @cheyennetomiska7779
    @cheyennetomiska7779 2 года назад +140

    This guy literally saved my life, from my own depression. Laughter is the best medicine

  • @MFRiley
    @MFRiley 5 лет назад +241

    8:05 "Are you asleep or awake"
    LMFAO

    • @TheAgingGermanicFoid
      @TheAgingGermanicFoid 5 лет назад +5

      shit was so racist 😂😂😂

    • @jeffreyhenderson3908
      @jeffreyhenderson3908 5 лет назад +4

      8:05

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 4 года назад +8

      Theo felt zero intimidation by that stare.

    • @jeremylecocq826
      @jeremylecocq826 4 года назад

      Chris is only prettier because he's younger, Theo was way handsome before he had those wrinkles.

    • @xXJMZJrXx
      @xXJMZJrXx 4 года назад +2

      jeywas_here whatchu mean they are the same age 😂 theos only 10 days older

  • @sp-uf6tx
    @sp-uf6tx 5 лет назад +72

    bobby shrugging when he's laughing is the most adorable thing I've ever seen

  • @brandongomez6786
    @brandongomez6786 5 лет назад +307

    A truce between the Rat Kingdom and the Slept Kingdom...
    For now..

    • @edwardlindley6269
      @edwardlindley6269 5 лет назад +23

      Fuck the slept kingdom

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 5 лет назад +16

      Fuck them slept kingdom, no ice having motherfkers in their sideways buttholes

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 5 лет назад

      And really, don't...them dark arts don't suit you brah

    • @alexjacobs2080
      @alexjacobs2080 5 лет назад +2

      truce over

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo 5 лет назад +5

      Not by the power move by Theo, and it was a power move, followed by Bobby's stare @ 7:20 no one is safe o.0

  • @dejarno9739
    @dejarno9739 4 года назад +270

    Theo's emotional intelligence is outstanding

    • @cmap1503
      @cmap1503 2 года назад +12

      its average

    • @kiddykraft4480
      @kiddykraft4480 2 года назад +1

      @@cmap1503 😂

    • @Ali-et9oz
      @Ali-et9oz 2 года назад +1

      @dejarno It rlly is

    • @HONGRYYYYYYYYY
      @HONGRYYYYYYYYY Год назад

      @@lilykay8733 we know you’re single

    • @DanielJLindberg
      @DanielJLindberg 5 месяцев назад

      Theo always did great work with Bobby and Khalyla. But agreed is, he in his comfort zone here. And agreed savant level social-emotional intelligence, Bobby Lee is has major emotional intelligence too, the mind tricking in this episode amazing

  • @MSP106
    @MSP106 5 лет назад +468

    Kahlyla: Bobby likes the smell of poo!
    Bobby: looks at the camera *shrugs*

    • @davidbacio
      @davidbacio 5 лет назад +21

      1:05:12

    • @jasonsmith9959
      @jasonsmith9959 5 лет назад +7

      I timestamped this immediately for posterity. Bobby is a LEGEND

    • @obbah1818
      @obbah1818 5 лет назад +20

      How did they not cast him in The Office

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 5 лет назад +2

      Ew

    • @DmgNebulaa
      @DmgNebulaa 5 лет назад +1

      @@obbah1818 what character would he have played?

  • @mamabear7110
    @mamabear7110 5 лет назад +120

    "I'm so angry that my insides are like making noises." - Bobby Lee
    I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DHaile83
    @DHaile83 5 лет назад +79

    "He was using his Psalms"

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 5 лет назад +4

      Underappreciated joke at the time.

  • @mikemiller5637
    @mikemiller5637 3 года назад +2570

    It’s awkward that Bobby crashed Khalyla and Theo’s date.

    • @switchkick9153
      @switchkick9153 3 года назад +188

      Dude, I’m gonna be honest... she’s staring right at Theo the entire time. Like Bobby definitely notices too, it’s just if he says anything it will look weak and insecure.

    • @sarahh1933
      @sarahh1933 3 года назад +193

      @@switchkick9153 she just tends to look at people that way no matter what she’s talking about or who she’s talking to. they’re clearly friends and all parties seem to respect one another

    • @switchkick9153
      @switchkick9153 3 года назад +98

      @@sarahh1933 nahhhhh living with two guys at the same time previously?........ that’s sketch if you ask me

    • @Scottierolls
      @Scottierolls 3 года назад +36

      @@switchkick9153 you must be an insecure person yourself!

    • @milliesmith495
      @milliesmith495 3 года назад +52

      @@switchkick9153 but her previous relationship doesn’t mean she can’t be trusted with men?? lmao they all chose to be in a throuple now she’s choosing to be with only bobby. not really a hard concept. Men are always so judgey when it comes to woman.

  • @E-II
    @E-II 5 лет назад +177

    7:15 - 9:00 was one of the funniest things I've seen on a podcast, I come back to watch just that part from time to time.

    • @yeatray6455
      @yeatray6455 5 лет назад +34

      "Wow. Are you asleep or awake?" Lol

    • @TheJediBird
      @TheJediBird 2 года назад +2

      The way he stares at him had my dying lmao

    • @ZealotChemist
      @ZealotChemist 2 года назад +2

      I clicked on this video and was reading through the comments when I clicked on your time stamp, holy hell so hilarious 😂 just imagine Bobby’s immediate thoughts during the moment

    • @kuunami
      @kuunami 2 года назад

      Me too. In that moment Bobby really wanted to rip Theo's head off.

  • @andrewfreeman88
    @andrewfreeman88 5 лет назад +56

    That silent treatment Bobby gave after Theo said I'm asking the ladyyyy. HAAAAAA LOLOL

    • @Kaluth
      @Kaluth 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah he got insecure for a moment there

    • @matthewspence7653
      @matthewspence7653 5 лет назад +20

      and Theo in the middle of that death stare asks Bobby “Are you asleep or awake?” fucking killing it man 😂😂😂

    • @systematik
      @systematik 5 лет назад +1

      @@Kaluth I don't think you understand what the definition of "insecure" is.

  • @Sergio-fu7mv
    @Sergio-fu7mv 5 лет назад +76

    “When are you gonna take that thing to the bank brotha?
    *SILENCE* 😂😂😂

    • @ryan6689
      @ryan6689 5 лет назад +15

      "You little fucking chim churri." Haha

    • @stevesanchez8686
      @stevesanchez8686 5 лет назад +3

      When he called him a pokemon lol

  • @JOOLVAUR
    @JOOLVAUR 4 года назад +83

    Wow, when Bobby talked about kalaila being a survivor and the way she helped his father was really warming, she’s definitely something special nowadays

  • @growitall7652
    @growitall7652 5 лет назад +383

    Rat king and the slept king!

    • @Dave-mk9bw
      @Dave-mk9bw 5 лет назад +2

      Two Kings (Consules) were standard in Republic Rome.
      Now it's watered down to 1 president.

    • @unfadeablecivic
      @unfadeablecivic 5 лет назад +2

      And the awake queen.

    • @growitall7652
      @growitall7652 5 лет назад +2

      @@Dave-mk9bw gotta keep power amongst the few.

    • @peapool5420
      @peapool5420 5 лет назад

      👑 😴 👑 🐀

  • @jonhubler6226
    @jonhubler6226 4 года назад +466

    It’s funny Bobbi mentioned Joe Rogan doing so much with his podcast for comedy. I never heard of Theo Von until he was on a JRE podcast and I’ve been watching him since!

    • @josepreciado6798
      @josepreciado6798 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @fleadoggreen9062
      @fleadoggreen9062 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @derekpredmore1516
      @derekpredmore1516 4 года назад +5

      Rat kingdom for life

    • @BibleThumper94
      @BibleThumper94 4 года назад +15

      JRE was the first podcast I ever watched. And from there I picked up TFATK, KATS, TigerBelly and Your Moms house. I wouldn’t know about any of it if it wasn’t for Joe. He really does put a lot of people on. Shout out to him.

    • @trey5171
      @trey5171 3 года назад

      @@BibleThumper94 same brother

  • @TechMetalRules
    @TechMetalRules 5 лет назад +405

    Bobby "Can I just say this" Lee

    • @sarahtea9272
      @sarahtea9272 5 лет назад +2

      TechMetalRules : ahhh! So glad to see this comment, I noticed he said it a few times but then started listening for it specifically and thought maybe I just got hung up on it. LoL

    • @hittman1412
      @hittman1412 5 лет назад +6

      "is is that..."

    • @vitor3000
      @vitor3000 5 лет назад +5

      What it is is, is the thing is, is is that

    • @preppysteppy3395
      @preppysteppy3395 4 года назад +6

      Yea yea yeah!

  • @stephaniewestrick5772
    @stephaniewestrick5772 Год назад +49

    Bobby gave him the stare down

  • @geronimo2485
    @geronimo2485 5 лет назад +251

    I knew it n David Spade Knew it and he finally passed the torch to Theo by giving him that Joe Dirt hat. Theo von is the modern day Joe Dirt

    • @MurrzDeeziee
      @MurrzDeeziee 5 лет назад +13

      Thats true, I never thought of it like that

    • @MUFFINHEAD1985
      @MUFFINHEAD1985 5 лет назад +1

      Spade cruches pussy. Norm Macdonald mentions it. Von bangs too.

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper 5 лет назад +208

    "Dude I feel like I'm on yellow mirror have you seen that show?" - Theo Von.

    • @lucasm999
      @lucasm999 4 года назад +2

      what show is that i cant find it?

    • @Adrian-zp1yb
      @Adrian-zp1yb 4 года назад +33

      @@lucasm999 its a play on words my guy. He is referencing black mirror but since bobby is korean he said yellow mirror which im pretty sure you could guess what that means lmao

    • @lucasm999
      @lucasm999 4 года назад +2

      Saguh tra that’s what I figured thanks

    • @graciousgifts1221
      @graciousgifts1221 3 года назад

      Lame

  • @RR-wq3pq
    @RR-wq3pq 5 лет назад +140

    The Rat king was merciful and let them travel to his Kingdom. Let there be peace amongst the podcast lands.

  • @danielg3924
    @danielg3924 3 года назад +32

    man that moment when Bobby is trying to tell Theo he loves him and Theo can't look him in the eye, feels like I'm watching a therapy reality show

  • @RicardoSanchez-sd7qr
    @RicardoSanchez-sd7qr 5 лет назад +183

    Damn Theo. With that double hittas for vday!!!

    • @obbah1818
      @obbah1818 5 лет назад +3

      When I heard that both were coming on the podcast, I thought Bobby would sit on Khalylas lap.

  • @heywhohithelights
    @heywhohithelights 5 лет назад +48

    4:09 “Reset my um” “chi?” “Straight stare” 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @andrewharris1391
    @andrewharris1391 5 лет назад +556

    @7:23 hahaha Bobby looks like he wants to fkn kill Theo

    • @GRZZ23
      @GRZZ23 5 лет назад +74

      LMAO! I saw it! He held that stare for a minute!

    • @kurt2869
      @kurt2869 5 лет назад +58

      I thought he was actually going to kill him lol.

    • @alexjacobs2080
      @alexjacobs2080 5 лет назад +38

      yo im fucking dying

    • @Bobbarker23455
      @Bobbarker23455 5 лет назад +39

      Bobby such a lil baby sometimes... Love the guy tho

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 5 лет назад +10

      That's fear...

  • @justinlundy2142
    @justinlundy2142 3 года назад +20

    "Theres three of them, but they only use two. Like the Mary, Kate, and Ashely Olsen thing." -Theo

  • @UnderClassBoy
    @UnderClassBoy 5 лет назад +336

    How fast was Theo with the yellow mirror thing? Crazy

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode 5 лет назад +29

      He had it left over in his mind from the first attempt at a yellow joke. He was hinting at "Yellow Fever" before but neither of them got it or finished the term for him. It was like right before.

    • @MachSea
      @MachSea 5 лет назад +26

      Theo is honestly extremely quick. I'm very impressed with his comedy and how it seems so natural.

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 5 лет назад +16

      Chinkmate is still one of my all time favorites lmao

    • @joeyvesh13
      @joeyvesh13 5 лет назад

      What’s yellow mirror?

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 5 лет назад +6

      joeyvesh13 play on words of the show "Black Mirror" on netflix

  • @wildmichigan8070
    @wildmichigan8070 5 лет назад +132

    When I was a teenager I had a manager that looked like David Spade. She was really nice too.

  • @MimikNoFear
    @MimikNoFear 5 лет назад +118

    LMFAO Theo Von is so genius with his comebacks wtf does he have them all stored for the right times

  • @shaf331
    @shaf331 Год назад +20

    “Are you asleep or awake?” 😂😂😂

  • @jeffpomietlarz5245
    @jeffpomietlarz5245 5 лет назад +27

    Bobby Lees gang bang story while Theo throws in his one liners.... just gold

  • @wardyizgoat1
    @wardyizgoat1 5 лет назад +148

    Bobby actually said some real shit there. Joe does a lot of comedy. SO many comics have been brought to my attention on his show. EVEN YOU THEO, FIRST HEARD YOU ON JRE !

    • @betlogboy3
      @betlogboy3 5 лет назад +1

      at first i thought it was an act too..then i watched the 2nd one

  • @malinko35
    @malinko35 5 лет назад +151

    Bobby with tha stare of death

  • @samsonlink8146
    @samsonlink8146 Год назад +45

    This has to be the funniest podcast episode I’ve ever watched 😂

  • @The1986er
    @The1986er 5 лет назад +234

    The mastery Theo have over the English language, creates more words than E40..Walletry 😂😂😂

    • @scottyp4834
      @scottyp4834 5 лет назад +9

      That Polynesian hushpuppie

    • @florgonzalez1211
      @florgonzalez1211 3 года назад

      Hes fuckin genius, also I just called him stupid on my last comment on here lol... in a good way also btw

  • @davidcastillo131
    @davidcastillo131 5 лет назад +35

    1:28:06 lol love how Bobby and Theo just look at each other and smirk.

  • @russodean2
    @russodean2 5 лет назад +245

    He's got thighs like a yam. He's built like a yam.

  • @CasaDeLeonas
    @CasaDeLeonas 3 года назад +203

    Yooo Bobby was actually mad at Theo for saying “I’m asking the woman” 😆

    • @TrTveT
      @TrTveT 3 года назад +12

      They're doing a bit

    • @drinny2214
      @drinny2214 3 года назад +11

      “r u awake or asleep?” 😭

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 3 года назад +4

      Nope. He wasn't mad. It's just comedy you don't get.

    • @michaelw7327
      @michaelw7327 3 года назад +2

      @@littlejackalo5326 no how tf is that comedy?? Clearly Bobby was mad at Theo for shutting him up and was trying to hold his anger in the best he could

    • @leetheflea4096
      @leetheflea4096 2 года назад

      I think he was definitely pissed but they're friends and he knows Theo didn't mean it bad. At the same time Bobby did make it clear not to do that

  • @chancewilson7123
    @chancewilson7123 4 года назад +73

    bobby: "6 hrs of debauchery"
    Theo: "f*cking too?"
    hahaha

  • @OM3N1R
    @OM3N1R 5 лет назад +96

    1:23:50 Slept King stopping to smell the flowers
    Mutters to himself "those are real."
    IDK why but that shit is funny

    • @rustyshackleford2799
      @rustyshackleford2799 5 лет назад +2

      Jesse Rockwell I saw this too, wasn’t sure if anyone else caught it! 😂😂😂

    • @rigatoni_pasta
      @rigatoni_pasta 5 лет назад +3

      I just saw it again because I missed it. That was indeed very funny. Just outta nowhere.

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 5 лет назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @williamgemmel4522
    @williamgemmel4522 5 лет назад +38

    "hey that's a cool knife can I see that?"
    "Nah you can hold the case, I'll hold this part." lolol

    • @florgonzalez1211
      @florgonzalez1211 3 года назад +1

      Haven't seen that part yet but it sounds fuckin hilarious

  • @marklawson1458
    @marklawson1458 2 года назад +11

    Bobby does this every episode where he goes "look at me Theo" and then tells him "I'm really proud of you ect ect" and it geeks every single time.

  • @sizzdawizz3032
    @sizzdawizz3032 5 лет назад +27

    😂🤣😂
    Bobby: Can I see your knife?
    Theo: No, but u can hold the case.

  • @zeta2325
    @zeta2325 5 лет назад +79

    "You guys are Viet... Nobodys Vietnamese!" Killed me lmao

    • @corallaroc4449
      @corallaroc4449 5 лет назад +5

      I was at work and had to pause the video to stop from laughing at that part

  • @moviepitches
    @moviepitches 5 лет назад +475

    The quickest weirdest wit in all of comedy, Theo Von

    • @cor4neb
      @cor4neb 5 лет назад +8

      Riff Raff needs to do stand up

    • @Oneself.N
      @Oneself.N 3 года назад +11

      that Polynesian hushpuppy

    • @noahbixnash
      @noahbixnash 3 года назад +2

      Perfect description

    • @florgonzalez1211
      @florgonzalez1211 3 года назад +3

      Always thought he was funny but starting to look him up daily for the past few days and I'm loving his sense of humor , he's so stupid but ina good way ool

    • @russBwright
      @russBwright 2 года назад

      Who gives a shit what you think

  • @freetoplayaccount3487
    @freetoplayaccount3487 Год назад +7

    I love how Bobby stared at Theo for a while. I was laughing so hard.

  • @Neoescaped
    @Neoescaped 5 лет назад +18

    I met a Filipino girl not too long ago and they are some strong people. No complaining, no sorrow, just pure will to do what needs to be done. Definitely made me check myself.

    • @shaunm1983
      @shaunm1983 5 лет назад +3

      Are they all the same, because I'm nothing like any other English person I know

    • @Neoescaped
      @Neoescaped 5 лет назад

      DirtyBluesStank I’m sure you are lol

    • @shaunm1983
      @shaunm1983 5 лет назад +2

      @@Neoescaped OK guy. I assure you tho, I'm pretty fucking weird

  • @JVAnimeContent
    @JVAnimeContent 5 лет назад +110

    7:23-8:45 i couldnt stop laughing. Bobby held that shit

    • @Everlast1974
      @Everlast1974 5 лет назад +11

      THE most awkward passive aggressive moment in podcast history.

    • @helco2856
      @helco2856 5 лет назад +12

      Shit killed me lol that stare was insane. Theo notices and keeps going. I rewinded it at least 5 times in a row

    • @flavourpunchh
      @flavourpunchh 5 лет назад +2

      LMFAO OMG

    • @focusconcentration8
      @focusconcentration8 5 лет назад +10

      Can't blame Bobby. I would have kicked Theo in the face.

    • @Brettsparadox
      @Brettsparadox 5 лет назад +3

      Are you asleep or awake? Lmao

  • @nabr0n
    @nabr0n 5 лет назад +510

    theo: *is funny and makes eye direct contact*
    everyone: theo is flirting!!!!!!!

    • @seanpaulson9098
      @seanpaulson9098 5 лет назад +76

      Right like she's on the podcast. Is he just supposed to ignore her?

    • @GrandmasterFerg
      @GrandmasterFerg 5 лет назад +75

      Just a bit if innocent southern charm

    • @TERRORCAR
      @TERRORCAR 5 лет назад +15

      She's the one flirting with him.

    • @willjay7607
      @willjay7607 5 лет назад +32

      You can tell they both want each other

    • @insomthegreat
      @insomthegreat 5 лет назад +12

      Already smashed

  • @petervogel6094
    @petervogel6094 5 лет назад +29

    How long Bobby stares at Theo after he said, "I'm talking to the woman"..

  • @isitool8
    @isitool8 5 лет назад +132

    1:27:58 the look between Bobby and Theo speaks a thousand words

    • @tonyfknb3896
      @tonyfknb3896 5 лет назад +8

      Theos like yo im right here Bobby, whats good lets try the double stuff oreo. Twice the cream filling 😂

    • @sea8278
      @sea8278 5 лет назад +19

      22:17 the way Theo says no way 🤣

    • @psychoslayer6808
      @psychoslayer6808 4 года назад +16

      I feel like a couple times in this episode they were trying to feel out if Theo would be into a threesome. It seemed like they were interviewing him for a threesome lol. All the random touches at the end by Bobby

    • @ElelusivebudgieNor
      @ElelusivebudgieNor 3 года назад +9

      @@psychoslayer6808 1:33:32

    • @mself1188
      @mself1188 3 года назад +1

      He said it sounds "very fun" quietly.

  • @donuttoy8482
    @donuttoy8482 5 лет назад +33

    1:22:41
    It was at this moment, *Theo KNEW* , he had a chance

  • @TempestRisq
    @TempestRisq 3 года назад +8

    Holy shit Theo turning round to Bobby saying are you asleep or awake then continuing his conversation killed me

  • @ridesharegold6659
    @ridesharegold6659 5 лет назад +60

    "Brian Keith Etheridge - two first names and a lesbian." 😂😂

  • @saraelizabeth2585
    @saraelizabeth2585 5 лет назад +21

    I really loved Khaliyla in this, Theo allowed her to share the spotlight., love both podcasts!

    • @TheWing7189
      @TheWing7189 5 лет назад

      I know right. And so many other comments, people interpret that as theo flirting with her, I don't get it.

    • @saraelizabeth2585
      @saraelizabeth2585 5 лет назад

      Matthew Wing people like to try to start drama where there is none. He seems very respectful of their relationship. Definitely all seem like good friends.

    • @Zattiz
      @Zattiz 5 лет назад

      Fake comments lol tht shit was crazy

    • @user-sl6zh6zh3z
      @user-sl6zh6zh3z 5 лет назад +1

      Theo was cool and joking, but her saying she would 150% fuck Theo was pretty fucked up.

  • @shaunr6014
    @shaunr6014 5 лет назад +68

    This dude did not jusT say the Polynesian hush puppie 😹😹😹😹😹 you got my sub Theo you madman lol

  • @bernadetterogers4006
    @bernadetterogers4006 3 года назад +151

    when khalyla talked about being in a relationship with 2 men SO many thoughts went through Theo’s head i’m sure lmaoo

    • @diadem03destiny29
      @diadem03destiny29 Год назад +7

      Yes those pistons were shooting at full speed In both heads boyee.

  • @potentialbeautyruined
    @potentialbeautyruined 5 лет назад +32

    I like how Bobby holds a Juul for hours every time. And never hits it

  • @edwardlindley6269
    @edwardlindley6269 5 лет назад +86

    Tickle that nickle cat daddy

  • @xkemmm
    @xkemmm 5 лет назад +70

    "I'm asking the woman". What a boss.

    • @zacamo7
      @zacamo7 3 года назад +5

      No not a boss man, he’s being a fake friend though. 2 faced. Hate to see that. I think it’s wrong tbh

    • @fredericksinclair
      @fredericksinclair 3 года назад +1

      @@zacamo7 Dude shut up, it's not like Theo is trying to steal bobbys girl. They are legit together.

    • @zacamo7
      @zacamo7 3 года назад

      @@fredericksinclair 😬

    • @graciousgifts1221
      @graciousgifts1221 3 года назад +1

      @@zacamo7 I agree that shit comes off pretty shady to me

    • @twickeddd5549
      @twickeddd5549 3 года назад +1

      So many insecure guys out there man

  • @ryanbowen9718
    @ryanbowen9718 Год назад +12

    Theo playing a guy asking about girls telling long stories to have it be answered by khylila stretching her answer out like an essay is so funny. Bobby looking around the room during it bc he knows what’s going on lol 😂😂

  • @saucylivin8179
    @saucylivin8179 5 лет назад +100

    Bobby lee knows his girl is ready to take down the rat king

    • @Qurulla
      @Qurulla 5 лет назад +4

      Down to fuck!

  • @hunterdale2342
    @hunterdale2342 5 лет назад +363

    Braahhh, I’m late to this but I’m pretty sure Theo just doesn’t want to make Khalyla feel left out considering his and Bobby’s friendship is probably more developed than the three of theirs together and the two bros could easily ignore her.

    • @Tatt17
      @Tatt17 5 лет назад +15

      She's tryin way hard it's super awk lololol when she's like U KNOW WHO ID FUCK lol this is the best

    • @braeling3677
      @braeling3677 5 лет назад +39

      Tatt17 hows it awkward? Theo is literally the most non judgmental person. Not to mention 2 of the 3 people in the room are comedians?

    • @lucassmith1886
      @lucassmith1886 5 лет назад +32

      Exactly. They have been friends for a WHILE. So people thinking that Theo would not only try to hit on his girl ON CAMERA, ON HIS OWN SHOW, but also have bobby sitting there, and potentially sabotage their relationship for some random girl that I'm sure Theo has no shortage of? The people saying he's hitting on her are just virgins, homeschooled, or have never had normal human interaction with anybody but pussy liberal cucks who censor any conversation they have to make sure that no one is offended.

    • @Tatt17
      @Tatt17 5 лет назад +4

      10ExTwin 10 I know he’s not judgemental I’m not talking about Theo I’m talking about her talking about wanting to fuck him in front of her bf. To me she jus seems desperate

    • @braeling3677
      @braeling3677 5 лет назад +7

      Tatt17 I’m guessing you don’t know who Theo Von or Bobby Lee are. This is normal conversation for both of them

  • @EZee213
    @EZee213 5 лет назад +178

    8:04 Damn....Theo's like a ninja with them low key Asian racist jokes.....lol.

    • @mikecoffin9236
      @mikecoffin9236 5 лет назад +21

      Bobby legit stared at Theo for like a minute straight before and after that.

    • @EZee213
      @EZee213 5 лет назад +24

      @@mikecoffin9236
      That's cause Theo said 'I'm asking your chick not you'....lol...and the homie Bobby got offended. I thought he pulls that power tripping BS only on his podcast but apparently he's always getting asshurt about something. Bobby's an emotional lesbian.

    • @escanorkholin2246
      @escanorkholin2246 5 лет назад +3

      EeeeZeee Bruh I’m dying

    • @pokiis3of10
      @pokiis3of10 5 лет назад +1

      @@EZee213 ok demarcus cousins

    • @joshuapenner1569
      @joshuapenner1569 5 лет назад +5

      @@EZee213 he's not actually mad

  • @juniorlemke5484
    @juniorlemke5484 2 года назад +13

    Bobby bringing up the chemistry they have and 10 min earlier I'm thinking I need to watch everything they do together ❤️

  • @ianmci
    @ianmci 5 лет назад +13

    That Tommy stare when he says "I am talking to the lady" LOL

  • @toppoz2298
    @toppoz2298 5 лет назад +245

    " who would u let bang khakyla " bruhhhh 😂😭😭

    • @SuperWeedPower
      @SuperWeedPower 5 лет назад +35

      Expecting his name to pop up

    • @colind1637
      @colind1637 5 лет назад +46

      “Maybe a friend? Maybe a.... southern friend that you have?”

    • @daniataylor6783
      @daniataylor6783 5 лет назад +53

      And she loved the question

    • @TKO593
      @TKO593 5 лет назад +34

      Daniel Ruiz Her answer was 150% clear.

    • @bigbabydogdawg4496
      @bigbabydogdawg4496 5 лет назад +1

      @@colind1637 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @brendanreardon9669
    @brendanreardon9669 5 лет назад +419

    Gale...did the um..Puppet Gale?....VH1...Grenda, Grenda.. No.. Gilda.. Hilda... Gale Benett.. Nighttime with um....Gritten.. Not puppets. Maybe... Tutorials?

    • @maryallison0509
      @maryallison0509 4 года назад +7

      How the hell did he get Grenda, Gale, Gilda from Grace. I love Theo but he is so clueless at times.

    • @christdolphin69
      @christdolphin69 4 года назад +6

      blondie

    • @TheRenaeKate
      @TheRenaeKate 4 года назад +2

      I was literally screaming that it's Grace lol

    • @imdabeast100
      @imdabeast100 4 года назад +2

      Renae Kate I didn’t even think he had anyone specific in mind I thought he was just rambling and I was dying

    • @drifting202020
      @drifting202020 4 года назад +2

      That cracked my shit up.

  • @melissafritts4955
    @melissafritts4955 3 года назад +16

    The way Bobby is staring at Theo when he’s talking to his wife 😂😂😂

    • @MrEdlawrence
      @MrEdlawrence 3 года назад

      He's not even blinking lmfao!!

  • @jam1ga
    @jam1ga 5 лет назад +21

    If I'm hard I tell people in the room now. I don't want any trouble

  • @roadhog6654
    @roadhog6654 5 лет назад +15

    18:35 bobby's face is my reaction to every joke theo says.

  • @123lprocks
    @123lprocks 5 лет назад +37

    that DEATH STARE 07:20 - 08:40

  • @OkOk-lk5zj
    @OkOk-lk5zj 3 года назад +7

    Theo Von has really grown on me. Thank you for your work man.

  • @BucKt0
    @BucKt0 5 лет назад +15

    8:00 ARE YOU ASLEEP OR AWAKE AS HES JUST STARING AT HIM LMFAO

  • @codymathes4450
    @codymathes4450 5 лет назад +23

    I never thought I’d see the day where Bobby seems like the normal one in the room 😆

  • @wickedNwoozy
    @wickedNwoozy Год назад +17

    i pray for happiness for both of them, there relationship was amazing and i hope they end up back together or happily apart

  • @dalesollars2294
    @dalesollars2294 Год назад +15

    Bobby reminds me of the lion on wizard of oz when hr laughs and shrugs his shoulders