Bobby Lee 3 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  4 года назад +1381

    Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
    bit.ly/theo-von

  • @PWS859
    @PWS859 5 лет назад +5360

    Bobby: "My dad used to beat the shit out of me."
    Theo: "why would he do that? Did he not know you were funny?"

    • @JustTheTip556
      @JustTheTip556 5 лет назад +389

      @@TheLittleSpoon1982 I believe Theo is far smarter than he makes himself out to be.

    • @defoperator7993
      @defoperator7993 5 лет назад +35

      Highly relevant

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 5 лет назад +8

      Theo von, "as poor as I was, I can't figure out racial shit cause I ONLY knew some poor people". Theo, maybe you are backing up the tralier farther than all the funny garbage out there...side note: interview with a plumber is your best podcast yet, but you are DUMPING...in southern belle:"maybe give this orient gentlemen a chance to have a voice f'k face." My best wishes Theo, I am not of you mind, but you protecting the worst of the south in your efforts to connect.

    • @kgraham64kg
      @kgraham64kg 5 лет назад +30

      @@Midnight7Marauder not to mention he barely typed a readable comment.

    • @ianhastings3711
      @ianhastings3711 5 лет назад +67

      @@markstewart4501 the school system has failed you man.

  • @garageliving3658
    @garageliving3658 3 года назад +1167

    "Whyd you roll your eyes?"
    "Just looking around the room fast."
    Theo von got the quickest wit of the west

    • @tripnipnc
      @tripnipnc 3 года назад +24

      when he said "playing Russian Houlette" hahah next level wits on the spot.

    • @lycanthrope9760
      @lycanthrope9760 3 года назад +9

      True that like if they rehearsed. Bobby is quick with it too

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 3 года назад +4

      Yea that one got me I was in the middle of drinking coffee when he said that

    • @robovac3557
      @robovac3557 2 года назад

      @@schnoz2372 And I was stroking my wee schlong. What's your point?

    • @AM-ry8is
      @AM-ry8is 2 года назад

      he was thinking

  • @PWS859
    @PWS859 5 лет назад +4196

    Bobby: "I started smoking crystal methamphetamine at 12 years old."
    Theo: "Hell yeah."

  • @TstanDa-Man
    @TstanDa-Man 2 года назад +744

    Theses two are so quick witted and feed off each other’s lies that just makes the stories that much funnier

    • @etaimaimon9596
      @etaimaimon9596 2 года назад +29

      Fr they just make shit up as they go it’s so funny

    • @shekelgoblin
      @shekelgoblin Год назад +9

      Minus the Tijuana story dawg, you can smell the authenticity of that shit. It's a very fitting story for Bobby anyway.

    • @Secretdawg925
      @Secretdawg925 Год назад +2

      Lol feed off each others lies is an absolutely perfect way to say that

  • @bandbam9587
    @bandbam9587 3 года назад +2945

    Bobby : “With a tear in my eye “
    Theo : “And that fills up most of your eye”
    I died 😂😂😂

    • @Tavat
      @Tavat 3 года назад +42

      @@kevooooo 1:00:10

    • @Meeessh
      @Meeessh 3 года назад +32

      I just read this and burst out laughing. 😂😂

    • @heyyhi993
      @heyyhi993 3 года назад +12

      Cause I'm Asian? 🤨

    • @MarvinDaMartian
      @MarvinDaMartian 3 года назад +3

      😂🤣

    • @VeniVizzleVici
      @VeniVizzleVici 3 года назад +8

      @@heyyhi993 No shit. Bobby Lee, though, not you.

  • @RaeRae1000LOL
    @RaeRae1000LOL 5 лет назад +1018

    Bobby: "Why did you roll your eyes at me?"
    Theo: "I didn't, I was looking around the room really fast. "

    • @rhiannon8522
      @rhiannon8522 5 лет назад +2

      Luke rolling your eyes means your relationship is gonna fail? pretty sure it just means my boyfriend is a dumb ass sometimes

    • @kaogoogle1031
      @kaogoogle1031 5 лет назад

      @Luke what a dumbass

    • @ahmedamerica
      @ahmedamerica 5 лет назад +1

      Jacob Doering 😂😂😂

    • @jg2722
      @jg2722 9 месяцев назад

      @@rhiannon8522lmao 😂so true

  • @nickyboy10
    @nickyboy10 5 лет назад +2303

    “Why did you roll your eyes”
    Theo - “I didn’t I was just looking around the room really fast.”
    😂😂

    • @Itsindy_
      @Itsindy_ 5 лет назад +41

      when I was like sixteen and got caught for Petty shoplifting the judge only gave me a shity sentence in this teen Court crap I had to go to because she said I was rolling my eyes and then I said "I'm not rolling my eyes I'm just looking at all the pictures on the walls of these old men" 😂 BUT I WAS!

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 5 лет назад +6

      @@Itsindy_ LMFAO

    • @monroedoctrine9289
      @monroedoctrine9289 5 лет назад +5

      @@Itsindy_ cool story brah

    • @monroedoctrine9289
      @monroedoctrine9289 5 лет назад +2

      @@Itsindy_ oh man, tell us more

    • @redheadgingerman
      @redheadgingerman 5 лет назад +11

      Theo is the best conversationalist alive!! Sooo funny!!

  • @smwrbd
    @smwrbd 2 года назад +487

    Bobby Lee trying to get through the Tijuana story while Theo interrupts him 5 times a minute is unintentionally hilarious.

    • @gorski_on
      @gorski_on Год назад +16

      All of it is intentionnal

    • @sCareCrowmerk
      @sCareCrowmerk Год назад +8

      Expecially when Theo stops the Convo to look something up and Bobby looks at the camera awkwardly😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fernandocarvallo9135
      @fernandocarvallo9135 Год назад +6

      bro the commercial break killed me XD

    • @Chardi35
      @Chardi35 7 месяцев назад

      What the actual fuck is wrong with all of you brain dead americans???? How is it funny to ra*pe a little girl in Tijuana, disgusting people what the fuck

  • @tbrwy
    @tbrwy 5 лет назад +612

    bobby's pause after "do people ever think you're Mexican"-- incredible.

    • @Hammmmyy
      @Hammmmyy 5 лет назад +54

      36:34

    • @tomc4132
      @tomc4132 5 лет назад +32

      I almost threw up I laughed so hard at that bit.

    • @joshb2059
      @joshb2059 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao

    • @Microbian9L
      @Microbian9L 5 лет назад +3

      @@Hammmmyy thankyou

    • @Sticky_Ricky
      @Sticky_Ricky 5 лет назад +28

      Dude he said that and I was like oh shit, he kinda does look really Mexican. Bobby could totally play a role in a documentary about Danny Torejo If Danny Trejo was fat and short.

  • @deanrosenberg7079
    @deanrosenberg7079 5 лет назад +359

    "Dude spread your fingers farther apart if you're going to talk to me" -Theo. Bruhhh I'm dying lmao

  • @missstaceyarmes
    @missstaceyarmes 3 года назад +1970

    I wish Theo and Bobby had a podcast together. They are HILARIOUS together.

  • @dulanigrange58
    @dulanigrange58 2 года назад +160

    Man im going to be honest... i thought ive seen all of the funniest comedians....until bobby.... he is on a whole different level

  • @GoochSushi
    @GoochSushi 5 лет назад +1158

    This is the third time Bobby tells Theo about his fathers list of ranked Asians, and still Theo seems to be hearing it for the first time.
    Two fine specimens of the ‘tism right here.

    • @courtenayburke45
      @courtenayburke45 5 лет назад +62

      Yeah that's called being a professional.

    • @rememberingtruth
      @rememberingtruth 5 лет назад +61

      I also believe Theo and Bobby are slightly dumbass

    • @AKABoondock19
      @AKABoondock19 5 лет назад +7

      INCEPTISM

    • @joshuavanhee4840
      @joshuavanhee4840 5 лет назад +17

      Def on the spectrum

    • @Gyork_
      @Gyork_ 5 лет назад +34

      That's cause they have countless interactions with other people in between conversations...that and a history with heavy drugs.

  • @SoiledBreeches
    @SoiledBreeches 5 лет назад +1159

    Bobby Lee action figure with catchphrases!
    “RIIIIIIGHT, right, right”
    “Stopstopstopstopstopstop”
    “Can I just say something?”
    “Erik Griffin looks like a Tim Burton drawing”
    *throws head back* “AHAHAHAHAHAHA”

    • @UpTheIronsFromCanada
      @UpTheIronsFromCanada 5 лет назад +60

      What I’m saying is this,

    • @lou.geemusic
      @lou.geemusic 5 лет назад +40

      @@UpTheIronsFromCanada fuck, I came here to post that. "What it is, is this"

    • @Aitonomouss
      @Aitonomouss 5 лет назад +57

      You forgot YeaYEAHHHyeYEAHHHHHyeyeyeyeye

    • @Se7enDsinSGaming
      @Se7enDsinSGaming 5 лет назад +21

      How about his little Korean "nooo"

    • @kjhddd6499
      @kjhddd6499 5 лет назад +44

      "The thing is is that"

  • @simplycy919
    @simplycy919 5 лет назад +551

    “I call them black friends, or urban gentlemen........ or the “first 48” -Theo
    😱😂🤣

    • @Twnieka
      @Twnieka 5 лет назад +3

      Robert Barlow 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @brother6379
      @brother6379 5 лет назад +2

      Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @khall187
      @khall187 5 лет назад +2

      Timestamp bitch

    • @jhaddad10
      @jhaddad10 5 лет назад +3

      K. Hall 5:15

    • @LONDON80
      @LONDON80 5 лет назад +2

      Robert Barlow super corny but that's just me

  • @lachazASMR
    @lachazASMR 2 года назад +54

    "I did every aspect of show business." "Did you do show skating?" Theo Von is so fucking funny.

  • @slushyslimshady
    @slushyslimshady 3 года назад +1956

    Bobby: "I was gonna kill myself"
    Theo: "Dang"
    Bobby: "You said 'dang' a little too fast"
    Theo: "Sorry hold on a second... dang"
    Bobby: "Thanks"

  • @christopherkotsopoulos701
    @christopherkotsopoulos701 4 года назад +690

    Theo's questions and assumptions when Bobby is telling a story are the best interruptions ever.

    • @mikestruthers1891
      @mikestruthers1891 3 года назад +5

      Bobbys reaction when he would say something was pretty bizarre though l

    • @markymark7531
      @markymark7531 3 года назад +14

      @@mikestruthers1891 imagine trying to tell a story and your friend keeps asking some completely random thing lol

    • @mikestruthers1891
      @mikestruthers1891 3 года назад

      @@markymark7531 yeah true but just the way he went about it stood out to me that’s all im saying

    • @markymark7531
      @markymark7531 3 года назад +2

      @@mikestruthers1891 I get you, I notice too but I think he's doing it to be funny

    • @Kittedkittyz
      @Kittedkittyz 2 года назад

      @@mikestruthers1891 he does that shit to be funny

  • @markr8690
    @markr8690 5 лет назад +178

    "there was this girl , she seemed scared...that's the one I wanted" -bobby Lee 1992/3

    • @markr8690
      @markr8690 5 лет назад +21

      @Main nah man your mistaken, he definitely said he said in 1993/92 . I'm never ever wrong about these things.

  • @ggggg-fo2xq
    @ggggg-fo2xq 2 года назад +226

    its this one, this is the episode you need to watch when you're feeling a little off.

    • @TaskVics
      @TaskVics 2 года назад

      facts

    • @darianwillis8520
      @darianwillis8520 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @tanalinback
      @tanalinback 2 года назад

      Thank you!!

    • @partyingbanana69
      @partyingbanana69 Год назад

      it's really comfortable to see people be vulnerable with eachother

    • @ethansweet8256
      @ethansweet8256 9 месяцев назад +1

      Currently watching now, as I feel a little off. You couldn’t be more correct

  • @eyevan2968
    @eyevan2968 5 лет назад +361

    "Spread your fingers apart further if you're gonna talk to me." 😂

    • @annankldun4040
      @annankldun4040 5 лет назад +1

      Where is this at exactly haha

    • @MrLextune
      @MrLextune 5 лет назад +17

      25:15 - for a little build up

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 года назад +2

      MrLextune thanks😂

    • @bert7265
      @bert7265 4 года назад +1

      Loved that haha

    • @eyevan2968
      @eyevan2968 4 года назад +1

      @@bert7265 too funny

  • @dustinwilliams251
    @dustinwilliams251 3 года назад +571

    Bobby: "I have done every aspect of show biz"
    Theo: "Skating? You never did show skating did you?"

    • @jacktallis4283
      @jacktallis4283 3 года назад +19

      It felt like such a genuine question aswell!

    • @microtransactions2661
      @microtransactions2661 2 года назад +4

      You know what I fuckin mean by it!!
      What?!
      Yeah dude!

    • @jimmyjunk8498
      @jimmyjunk8498 2 года назад +1

      How does somebody just literally quoting something they said get 500 likes? hahahaha. I guess that's the world these days. Nothing is original.

    • @zinvor123
      @zinvor123 2 года назад +1

      @@microtransactions2661 Dude spread your fingers farther apart if you’re gonna talk to me

    • @Chris-bd6uc
      @Chris-bd6uc 2 года назад +1

      @@jimmyjunk8498 how are you hurt by the amount of likes a random guy leaving a random comment got? 🤣🤣🤣 That's hilarious

  • @jungshin87
    @jungshin87 4 года назад +3175

    bobby is the only one that picks up on theo's little comedies

    • @nbcongo
      @nbcongo 4 года назад +133

      Everyone else is like "Huh, oh that what was a joke"

    • @briefintroduction4995
      @briefintroduction4995 4 года назад +233

      Birds of a feather,
      Have substance abuse trauma together.

    • @jwlcb97
      @jwlcb97 4 года назад +95

      Santino is great at that, too!

    • @anxiety8054
      @anxiety8054 4 года назад +71

      Fr it annoys me when guests dismiss them or dont even react

    • @johnford9070
      @johnford9070 4 года назад +21

      And Brendan

  • @electrolyteblend
    @electrolyteblend 2 года назад +671

    37:51 for anyone who's looking for the hooker alley story

  • @Phunkywhiteboy
    @Phunkywhiteboy 5 лет назад +4016

    We need the King and the Ching podcast real bad boys

  • @InLikeS1n
    @InLikeS1n 5 лет назад +323

    I know there’s a million podcasts but I wish Theo and Bobby had one together. They’re both so funny but so authentic, and when they’re together the chemistry is perfect.

  • @victort9979
    @victort9979 4 года назад +271

    “Do you microwave poppa johns?”
    Bobby : “ My moms sister was ran over by a military truck.”

    • @aono335
      @aono335 3 года назад +1

      lmaooo

  • @teodorfromell6481
    @teodorfromell6481 2 года назад +184

    Love how Bobby replies with "yee yee yee" no matter how little sense Theo is making

  • @sporvath
    @sporvath 5 лет назад +453

    I'm pretty sure comedy wise I'll never enjoy anything else the way I enjoy whenever Theo and Bobby are together. It's just beautiful.

    • @Twnieka
      @Twnieka 5 лет назад +1

      Alexander Tapia 🤟🏾Gang Gang

    • @dhh488
      @dhh488 5 лет назад +11

      I know. These two cats were destined to insult the shit out of each other. It was part of the big plan.

    • @kyleallen1858
      @kyleallen1858 5 лет назад +6

      Dude it's the best. Theo/bobby/Bobby's brother and nick Swardson all need to do a podcast together

    • @invectiva
      @invectiva 5 лет назад +1

      Alexander Tapia D’Elia and Callen are an extremely close 2nd

    • @invectiva
      @invectiva 5 лет назад

      Alexander Tapia Fuck, forgot about Dan And Big Jay they are too good at riffing together

  • @tactical_philanthropy
    @tactical_philanthropy 5 лет назад +271

    "Theo Wong."
    Sometimes I can't handle the world.

  • @CodyLynnBoyd
    @CodyLynnBoyd 5 лет назад +1103

    A Theo Von and Bobby Lee road trip comedy film would be epic.

    • @grosebud4554
      @grosebud4554 4 года назад +14

      I'm not sure there's comedy would translate to film well. It's funny cause of the personal touch

    • @CodyLynnBoyd
      @CodyLynnBoyd 4 года назад +5

      Steve Rosebud I feel like it would be great but who knows? Hah

    • @liamc3433
      @liamc3433 4 года назад +29

      More like a documentary of them actually going on a road trip

    • @krackajackz
      @krackajackz 4 года назад +2

      It really would. Like them travelling across the US, or Europe

    • @captainsuburbia8956
      @captainsuburbia8956 4 года назад +7

      Road Rules VonLee.

  • @asherweck
    @asherweck 2 года назад +33

    I love how Bobby isn’t scared to tell people how he feels about them. He honestly obviously loves/ admires Theo and he lets him know it. Such a sick hype man/ friend to have. I love you Bobby!

  • @zinniasegura7508
    @zinniasegura7508 5 лет назад +243

    This is probably the funniest podcast I've ever listened to. I usually listen while doing other things, and there would be so many moments where I'd burst out laughing while doing chores or getting ready. They have so much chemistry. Theo asks the weirdest questions, and Bobby's reaction to them are always priceless. Perfect duo.

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 4 года назад +1

      Definitely

    • @Charlalaland
      @Charlalaland 4 года назад +1

      Agree

    • @balwc147
      @balwc147 4 года назад +3

      Yeah i love listening this while I'm fucking

  • @michaelb3581
    @michaelb3581 5 лет назад +446

    I hope Bobby understands that his openness with his past addictions, abuse and ptsd are helping so many people cope with their own issues, as well as deal with them better.

    • @BlakeTimmonsArt
      @BlakeTimmonsArt 5 лет назад +2

      Aw

    • @MsTICTAK
      @MsTICTAK 5 лет назад +4

      God bless the slept king for a reason

    • @alecjacobs9822
      @alecjacobs9822 4 года назад +10

      Bobby is awesome and what he said really made me realize some things I need to deal with. Two years sober off of heroin but I've fell into heavy drinking so it really hit home for me.

    • @knowthycell
      @knowthycell 4 года назад +2

      Alec Jacobs are you drunk right now?

    • @brockroundy9279
      @brockroundy9279 3 года назад +5

      @@alecjacobs9822 hey man, congratulations on being off the heroin, in my high school there was a ton. Rough stuff man. Good luck with everything bro👍🏼

  • @angelo5902
    @angelo5902 5 лет назад +240

    Theo: That was a red herring
    Bobby: there were no fish there

  • @darianwillis8520
    @darianwillis8520 2 года назад +54

    Bobby and Theo are so amazing together..

  • @RedSntDK
    @RedSntDK 5 лет назад +265

    They have the most incredible chemistry between them.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 лет назад +9

      They need to do a show together.....!😁

    • @carsonottocullen1542
      @carsonottocullen1542 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah I agree Theos wayy better with Bobby than Schaub for sure!

    • @BlakeTimmonsArt
      @BlakeTimmonsArt 5 лет назад

      I’ve always said they would be a power couple

    • @Mrgalaxi444
      @Mrgalaxi444 5 лет назад +1

      If they had a show together it would do amazing #teamuptime

  • @geordangundelfinger8922
    @geordangundelfinger8922 5 лет назад +517

    Bobby Lee looks like the first guy to get his ass kicked in a Jet Li movie.

    • @Zam432F
      @Zam432F 5 лет назад +2

      Geordan Gundelfinger 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @erickolivarezzz6683
      @erickolivarezzz6683 5 лет назад

      😂😭

    • @dddeadlift
      @dddeadlift 5 лет назад +2

      You are officially nominated for the RUclips Best Comment Award.

    • @BlakeTimmonsArt
      @BlakeTimmonsArt 5 лет назад +1

      I’m here from the third annual best RUclips comment awards. You’ve been nominated for best roast

    • @kenshiroFNS
      @kenshiroFNS 5 лет назад +1

      Not really funny. You guys are special

  • @berryseinfeld6772
    @berryseinfeld6772 5 лет назад +297

    2007: Rogan accuses Mencia of stealing jokes
    2020: Von accuses Lee of stealing mullet

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 лет назад +6

      “That’s what happens when you have my haircut and come into my yard, boi!😁

    • @fukthescrubsscrub1701
      @fukthescrubsscrub1701 5 лет назад +8

      2007: Rogan accuses mencia of stealing jokes.
      2019: Beige Frequency accuses Brendan schaub of stealing jokes and mannerisms
      2019: Rogan PR team bent pixels censors and copyright strikes BF opinion.
      We have come full circle

  • @dannyace9
    @dannyace9 2 года назад +86

    I feel like Theos personality would fit perfectly in the Simpson’s.

    • @maria199736
      @maria199736 2 года назад +5

      His looks too

    • @NFS305
      @NFS305 11 месяцев назад

      What made you think of the Simpsons?

  • @worldallycat
    @worldallycat 2 года назад +570

    These two individuals should do a podcast together, they actually listen to each other and don't interrupt. Also they're actually funny

    • @IJDAI
      @IJDAI 2 года назад +32

      theo constantly interrupts bobby but its still so funny

    • @Stopbeingweirdman
      @Stopbeingweirdman 2 года назад +5

      @@IJDAI Yeah, like literally the whole time.

    • @TheJroddude
      @TheJroddude 2 года назад +5

      They’re like weed high or adderal riffing but sober (I think)

    • @Gush27
      @Gush27 2 года назад

      @@Stopbeingweirdman but like with funny comments

    • @EternalNico1
      @EternalNico1 2 года назад +6

      @@TheJroddude you clearly haven’t done either

  • @cristobalaraya3541
    @cristobalaraya3541 5 лет назад +374

    -The guy frooom...
    -Harry Potter?
    -noooo..lord of the...?
    -Rings?
    -Yeaahhh, Lord of the rings...Daniel Radcliffe.

    • @gstylez0107
      @gstylez0107 4 года назад

      "Lord. Of. The. Rings.. Yeah! Lord of tha rings, that's it!"
      😂

  • @joesmitty34
    @joesmitty34 5 лет назад +98

    "He was a guy that was giving directions to somebody and they just put a beat to it" Theo on chingy-right thurr

  • @tnixx10
    @tnixx10 2 года назад +23

    1:42:25 Theo: "So you can play a nunchuck in Kill Bill 3" *Bobby weezing*
    My favorite part 😂😂😂

    • @MindFoolOfMusic
      @MindFoolOfMusic Год назад

      I haven't even made it that far and I just died laughing reading this 😅

  • @jasonhicks3015
    @jasonhicks3015 5 лет назад +160

    Bobby: "Looking up at god with a tear in my eye"
    Theo: "and that fills up most of your eye" "You get a tear, you're halfway through the titanic"

  • @ExoticOnTheBeat
    @ExoticOnTheBeat 3 года назад +1879

    Bobby: you know how i was diddled by a guy with down syndrome?
    Theo: yeah, that's one of my favorite things about you 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Vetwithapet
      @Vetwithapet 3 года назад +6

      Timestamp?

    • @xTHEWARBEANx
      @xTHEWARBEANx 3 года назад +21

      @@Vetwithapet 20:12

    • @lenaflorez8456
      @lenaflorez8456 3 года назад +41

      Like who tf says that 🤣🤣

    • @dreamsR4real
      @dreamsR4real 3 года назад +50

      @@lenaflorez8456 And i love for a second when Bobby doesnt say anything and just looks at Theo puzzled, lol!!

    • @chewlew2818
      @chewlew2818 3 года назад +3

      @UCBKDA6MVwsTjMpb2PcYeKTg well didn’t you hear what he said after, moron? Theo likes that about him because Theo can relate to it

  • @thomasporter1015
    @thomasporter1015 4 года назад +326

    Bobby looks like if u came across him drunk under a tree he’d spend the next three months teaching u a kind of Kung fu that only he knows

    • @bean7039
      @bean7039 4 года назад +2

      Funny u say that because he actually teaches a old martial art called saddleass

    • @puzer1
      @puzer1 4 года назад +4

      ...this needs a lot more work...it's embarrassing that you would actually write it out publicly...

    • @camcate1003
      @camcate1003 4 года назад +2

      Isn't that how buddhism was started?

    • @matthewrillera224
      @matthewrillera224 4 года назад +1

      Kung fugazy

    • @joeychmo
      @joeychmo 4 года назад +8

      puzer1 ...maybe...don’t rely...on ellipses... to make your comment...mildly...impactful... and leave that reply in the drafts dude you brought nothing to this thread

  • @bobcat9314
    @bobcat9314 2 года назад +15

    I'm literally in tears..I dont know why this is so funny this morning..just the facial expression after the question asked is priceless..
    Hahaha..thanks for posting

  • @damiansandersom7026
    @damiansandersom7026 5 лет назад +416

    The amount of times Theo said some dumb shit and Bobby just stared at him

    • @mookgarcia4732
      @mookgarcia4732 4 года назад +2

      I swear

    • @rookiexreviews
      @rookiexreviews 4 года назад

      he always does that

    • @TheSpritz0
      @TheSpritz0 4 года назад +2

      Bobby said some dumb shit too... the Tijuana stuff!

    • @umadhuh7984
      @umadhuh7984 4 года назад +1

      especially when he asked about his relationship

    • @pkshowsupnoobsallday
      @pkshowsupnoobsallday 3 года назад

      @@TheSpritz0 yeah that was cringe . Probably 30% of that story actually happened.

  • @sammylong3704
    @sammylong3704 5 лет назад +110

    This conversation reminds me of when my friends are drunk but I'm still sober, so I just sit in silence and listen to them talk complete and utter rubbish to each other.

    • @puzer1
      @puzer1 4 года назад +10

      ...that's why they only keep you around for rides...

    • @JC-11111
      @JC-11111 3 года назад +1

      Big time. Being that I never drink, I feel this one 🤣

    • @audiofeinz5754
      @audiofeinz5754 3 года назад

      But this is gold not rubbish

  • @part2624
    @part2624 5 лет назад +449

    i’ll say this, 2 mulls is better than one.

    • @grosebud4554
      @grosebud4554 5 лет назад +15

      When you're right. You're right.

    • @Hehawtyragu
      @Hehawtyragu 5 лет назад +2

      When you start a sentence with I’ll say this you know some knowledge is about to be dropped, you did not disappoint sir

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 5 лет назад

      plnkfloydian You dared, and I respect that opinion. I think it’s a good tie

  • @meli6181
    @meli6181 2 года назад +40

    So so good. Blessings to Theo and Bobby. Two of the greats.

  • @Sur_Reel
    @Sur_Reel 5 лет назад +231

    Bobby - “so he pushed me against the wall and took my money” Theo “for sex or what”

    • @NoelBuller
      @NoelBuller 5 лет назад +10

      😂 fucking dead

    • @marklion315
      @marklion315 5 лет назад +4

      @Chris Jjjj Too cheap for the frontroom whores, had to take it to the back

    • @omarma4715
      @omarma4715 5 лет назад +8

      And then stopped the whole story just to know how much 250 bucks was in 1995.LMFAO

    • @johnshutts8377
      @johnshutts8377 4 года назад

      @@omarma4715 that was so ridiculous! Haha just a completely useless stat

    • @MetalizedButt
      @MetalizedButt 4 года назад +2

      Fucking hilarious to think that a mexican dude would take Bobby’s money AND make him pay to get fucked by him

  • @cam-zv5iv
    @cam-zv5iv 5 лет назад +268

    bobby: “ idk if i should say this story i might get in trouble”
    also bobby: *proceeds to tell a story he’s already told on 22 different podcasts*

    • @paidinfull5950
      @paidinfull5950 5 лет назад +30

      cam: has watched all 22

    • @cam-zv5iv
      @cam-zv5iv 5 лет назад +28

      Paidinfull you’re damn right.

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 5 лет назад +1

      I’ve never told a story in front of a wide audience, but in 2020 I could talk about “this one time” today and next week worry it could cause internet-outrage if I tell it again, I feel like 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 5 лет назад

      Remixed.

    • @TPilly
      @TPilly 5 лет назад +2

      So this totally opened my eyes to Brad Williams' story

  • @Doom_Cloud77
    @Doom_Cloud77 3 года назад +96

    Bobby - "why'd you roll your eyes bro?"
    Theo- "I didn't, I was just looking around the room really fast"

  • @kidd_drator4126
    @kidd_drator4126 Год назад +3

    43:42 When Bobby said and that's part one 😭😂I was finished 🤣🤣

  • @SimonT54
    @SimonT54 2 года назад +407

    I come back to this video periodically to cure the depressed feelings I have inside. Thank you.

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 лет назад +70

    “Oh look we found the rice. What’s that in the sky?”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Eouseauctioneering
    @Eouseauctioneering 3 года назад +148

    “Spread your fingers farther apart if you’re gonna talk to me.” Then I died

    • @guitar0wnz
      @guitar0wnz 3 года назад +10

      That was the one that made me unable hold in my laughter any longer at work, releasing the tension outside the known universe into the superverse

    • @mikestruthers1891
      @mikestruthers1891 3 года назад

      @@guitar0wnz damn dawg

  • @NUmightyhealthyJERU
    @NUmightyhealthyJERU 2 года назад +16

    so glad he called you out about being wrong for demanding a special table at the restaurant cuz you're special lol

  • @0Xerone
    @0Xerone 5 лет назад +171

    Bobbie : I was doing crystal meth at 12
    Theo: hell yeah

    • @lukeut8680
      @lukeut8680 5 лет назад

      That had me weak as fuck😂😂

    • @JoeL-is5ts
      @JoeL-is5ts 5 лет назад

      You're hating Theo's the best

    • @0Xerone
      @0Xerone 5 лет назад +2

      @@JoeL-is5ts I'm not hating I thought it was hilarious !

  • @quirkyqwerty2144
    @quirkyqwerty2144 5 лет назад +416

    1:00:18
    Bobby: And I had a tear in my eye.
    Theo: Yeah and that fills up most of your eye.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marielenrdz10
      @marielenrdz10 5 лет назад +22

      Just reading this made me literally laugh out loud!

    • @BaldHeadedManc
      @BaldHeadedManc 4 года назад +1

      @@marielenrdz10 Oh yeah? Literally huh? Hard to believe.

    • @ancientfuture9690
      @ancientfuture9690 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 Fucking hilarious

    • @TheDuke4100
      @TheDuke4100 4 года назад +7

      @@BaldHeadedManc what does this even mean?

    • @Alex-rg2kk
      @Alex-rg2kk 4 года назад +2

      @@TheDuke4100 wtf is he saying lol

  • @anawesomewave9600
    @anawesomewave9600 5 лет назад +74

    bobby is only ever this open and serious with theo, but both of them still manage to have a very deep and serious, thoughtful conversation while still being able to joke around, really appreciate this one. y’all are able to create something most people can’t , thanks for letting us see it

  • @Kloppsserialbottlers
    @Kloppsserialbottlers 2 года назад +11

    Podcasts with just Theo Von and Bobby Lee chatting together are some of the finest things to have ever been uploaded to RUclips and I say that with no hesitation or exaggeration

  • @MAFFSKI666
    @MAFFSKI666 5 лет назад +161

    THEO WONG! CHANG CHANG BRUH!

  • @wrd2thebigbird
    @wrd2thebigbird 3 года назад +163

    Bobby: “I’ve done every aspect of sho biz.”
    Theo: “ Show skating? You never did show skating, did you?”
    Bobby:

  • @ContrastComparison
    @ContrastComparison 5 лет назад +149

    “Don’t touch me, I’m an AMERICAN!!”

    • @anthonymeccia4768
      @anthonymeccia4768 5 лет назад +2

      ContrastComparison Without a doubt my favorite moment

    • @mandar620
      @mandar620 4 года назад +6

      Mister mister

  • @johnwicked-gaming5950
    @johnwicked-gaming5950 2 года назад +3

    🤣 16:21 this is the best random WORD Theo dumped during this whole podcast. It's freaking hilarious...🤣🤣🤣

  • @travisgosnell6790
    @travisgosnell6790 4 года назад +304

    Bobby: she looked scared so thats why I picked her
    Theo: why was it Halloween or something 🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @pkshowsupnoobsallday
      @pkshowsupnoobsallday 3 года назад +20

      It sounded a bit rapey if ya ask me.

    • @misanthr0pic
      @misanthr0pic 3 года назад +5

      @@pkshowsupnoobsallday a lot of dudes, even some girls talk about how my eyes look really innocent or they wanna take away my innocence (little did they know im their worst nightmare, anyway). a lot of guys (or anyone even) r rapey/ think this way in my experience. idk what it is with the youthful/shy/scared kinda look to some people. problematic, but also i think he was joking anyway

    • @Adam-ro8vj
      @Adam-ro8vj 3 года назад

      @@misanthr0pic when they say innocent usually what they actually mean is kind and caring but that’s not manly to say.

    • @misanthr0pic
      @misanthr0pic 3 года назад +1

      @@Adam-ro8vj i dont think im that LOLLLL so its def a perv thing when it comes to me

    • @Adam-ro8vj
      @Adam-ro8vj 3 года назад

      @@misanthr0pic there is something about innocence that is hot though but I don’t see necessarily why it’s Pervy

  • @thebrucenasty
    @thebrucenasty 5 лет назад +33

    "pure and simple, man"
    "I don't think it's pure OR simple"
    LOOOOL

  • @aly1720
    @aly1720 5 лет назад +359

    I want to see these two play brothers in a movie (with these haircuts) where there's one asian parent, but Theo is adopted. Idk anything else about the plot but they would make it gold

    • @Living_Legend85
      @Living_Legend85 5 лет назад +4

      Are you high ALY? Sounds like a Freddy got fingered level movie

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 4 года назад +12

      @@Living_Legend85 you just made me want this more

    • @jp3mcpherson
      @jp3mcpherson 4 года назад +3

      ALY - they even sound similar

    • @johandaniels
      @johandaniels 4 года назад +4

      Make it a sitcom and it might work!

    • @MH-ds8cb
      @MH-ds8cb 4 года назад +9

      I’m so down for this...especially after months in this devil quarantine. Netflix, please!!! 😂🙏🏼🤣

  • @Yojimbo711
    @Yojimbo711 3 месяца назад +3

    Just Theo Von and Theo Wong conversing peacefully.

  • @Brandonheim19
    @Brandonheim19 5 лет назад +91

    “$250 is a lot of money.... search up how much that was in ‘95” lol

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 5 лет назад +6

      Like $300 lol

    • @mattalluisi3954
      @mattalluisi3954 5 лет назад +3

      Bout tree fiddty

    • @Tombalino
      @Tombalino 5 лет назад +2

      It was either $25 or $2500 depending on how poor your interpretation skills are

    • @clintonleonard5187
      @clintonleonard5187 5 лет назад +1

      $250 is $250 no matter what year you're in, lol. It just has different buying power.

    • @herbythechef7624
      @herbythechef7624 5 лет назад +1

      Later said to be about 420

  • @sirblumpkin888
    @sirblumpkin888 5 лет назад +542

    “the thinking blacks” is the funniest racist thing ive ever heard

    • @MM-mq9xj
      @MM-mq9xj 5 лет назад +60

      Sir Blumpkin lol I’m black and that shit was hilarious

    • @invectiva
      @invectiva 5 лет назад +56

      Sir Blumpkin TB’s they call em

    • @TheLostDude7
      @TheLostDude7 5 лет назад +6

      I now believe in the darkest of the dark arts. I find Theo funny but he rarely says creative stuff

    • @AdamDylanFoley
      @AdamDylanFoley 5 лет назад +30

      wasn't the slightest bit racist though so I've no idea why your saying its the funniest 'racist' , so if someone even mentions black people its automatically racist, why be obsessed with playing the racist card? if someone saying 'the thinking whites' is that racist? nope... mentioning the color of a human beings skin isnt racist in and off itself. stop the victim mentality and live a happier life..

    • @sirblumpkin888
      @sirblumpkin888 5 лет назад +85

      Adam Foley your really dumb dude im clearly not mad or playing any card im saying its funny. the joke is that black people are dumb and that theres a group of them that are smart you clearly have a problem understanding sarcasm ya cuda

  • @colerickman6693
    @colerickman6693 5 лет назад +43

    Bobby and Theo is my favorite combo.
    Two of the funniest cats with the biggest chips on their shoulders.
    It's an honest real recognize real mind of moment.

  • @Rachel-0
    @Rachel-0 2 года назад +4

    51:20 Bobby’s frustration trying to tell the Mexico stories 😂😂

  • @rigs54321
    @rigs54321 2 года назад +20

    “Why weren’t you in Vietnam?”
    I freakin died lolol
    And then I died again when Bobby got mad lol

  • @ericpettyfishing
    @ericpettyfishing 5 лет назад +95

    I'd love to hear a Bobby Lee special. I truly hope he makes one. It would boost his confidence to see the support.

    • @samordna7808
      @samordna7808 5 лет назад +4

      He's luring u with his pitty
      But yes he IS doing a special
      Releases -21

  • @EternallyUnhappy
    @EternallyUnhappy 3 года назад +139

    This is the first full length podcast I've ever watched instead of just clips and literally this episode was gold from start to finish

  • @dirtyrandy2592
    @dirtyrandy2592 2 года назад +33

    2 years later, and we are still waiting on that Bobby Lee special.

  • @jordonlewis
    @jordonlewis 4 года назад +60

    I’m an urban gentleman and I love theo

  • @lazyjoe99
    @lazyjoe99 5 лет назад +65

    LMAO BOBBY GOT SHORTER WHEN HE STOOD UP FROM HIS CHAIR 😂

  • @abbyyuh9803
    @abbyyuh9803 5 лет назад +103

    “Justin Bieber?”
    “No...Franklin Bieber bro”
    Lmfao

    • @marsupial22
      @marsupial22 5 лет назад +1

      Abby Yuh i died hearing that. Bobby fast reply to Rat King’s random ignorance.

    • @delak2566
      @delak2566 5 лет назад +4

      “You never heard of Frankie?”

  • @iamtheoaa
    @iamtheoaa 2 года назад +5

    38:52 LMAO Theo's reaction got me laughing

  • @SomethingGamecatAdjacent
    @SomethingGamecatAdjacent 5 лет назад +30

    45:58 theo after an ad: "an now, back to the episode."
    **OTHER AD PLAYS**

  • @oswaldhunk22
    @oswaldhunk22 3 года назад +65

    Bobby: “…with a tear in my eye”
    Theo: “and that fills up most of your eye”
    😭😂😂😂

  • @Toki52
    @Toki52 4 года назад +43

    "Dude! Spread your fingers farther apart if you're gonna talk to me."

  • @savnac
    @savnac 4 месяца назад +1

    lmaooooo the timing on the betterhelp ad at 43:53 couldn't be better

  • @ShanghaiTex
    @ShanghaiTex 2 года назад +60

    This is legit one the best podcast episodes out there. This is peak Bobby. He's funny and spontaneous and then the next minute he's completely genuine with a personal story. Both of these dudes are just good guys.

    • @jimmythe-gent
      @jimmythe-gent 2 года назад

      That hooker was definitely a kid

  • @joshpickup2581
    @joshpickup2581 5 лет назад +120

    nothing makes me happier than when Theo calls him Robert

  • @michaelhallen2808
    @michaelhallen2808 4 года назад +32

    I love the freestyle comedy riffing. When Theo has a guest who's into it,pure gold.

  • @cairolivingston2101
    @cairolivingston2101 3 месяца назад +1

    “I love smiling the nice high heels in there”😭😭 THEO🤣

  • @kanifalam7835
    @kanifalam7835 5 лет назад +38

    These 2 either need to do a podcast together or a movie, their chemistry is off the charts.

  • @FalloutGuy999
    @FalloutGuy999 5 лет назад +37

    Theo: “Its admire you”
    Also Theo: “You’re saying it like its one word”

  • @carlharms8035
    @carlharms8035 5 лет назад +190

    Theo should have a series where he talks with historians and just injects his quips and one liners

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 лет назад +9

      I would totally watch that😁👍

    • @BlakeTimmonsArt
      @BlakeTimmonsArt 5 лет назад +2

      Dan cummins

    • @jl789nz
      @jl789nz 4 года назад +1

      His line "putting out a bunch of stuff to build a railroad" cracked me up

    • @JimRomesADouche
      @JimRomesADouche 4 года назад +2

      That's an amazing idea. He'd be good on the dollop

    • @4Mikes4Mindset4
      @4Mikes4Mindset4 4 года назад

      Duh

  • @yungchilibowl9494
    @yungchilibowl9494 2 года назад +10

    I need time stamps of every time he mentions Bobby having his haircut lol

  • @jaycobdelacruz3789
    @jaycobdelacruz3789 3 года назад +68

    The sarcasm on this interview is on different level 😂

  • @rab46290
    @rab46290 3 года назад +18

    25:42
    Theo- "Dude, spread your fingers farther apart if you're going to talk to me."
    That got me 😆

    • @Gush27
      @Gush27 2 года назад

      Literally the funniest shit lmao

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 Год назад

      That bit made me burst out laughing

  • @lanowyn
    @lanowyn 4 года назад +39

    Bobby Lee and Theo Von are the types of guys whose interviews I'll actually rewatch, which makes this particular video a god damned moment in history