Mark Normand | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубликовано: 29 янв 2020
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Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
Giving this another spin, and it’s even funnier the 2nd time,. If that’s even possible. Being good to myself, without even realizing it. Gang.
Etirfudfyg8 31ö21
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Yyr4
Call ur mother brooo
Mark’s voice is what I imagine a chill, middle-aged dog sounds like in his dog mind
Lmao wtf
Like he could guest star on family guy as Brian's cousin
😂😂😂😂omg this is great he's for sure a dog's inner voice monologue
There’re just some people that are born to voice act man, it’s ridiculous
Hes a golden retriver forsure
These two geninuely understand each other. Theo's excitement is out the roof & I've never seen Mark so happy & comfortbale. Eye contact galore!
I agree, there were so many times where they genuinely were excited about a point the other person was making, great to watch. And I noticed the eye contact thing, too, good mention!
Praise allah
TheitaniofRome Hallelujer
Right. They’re different enough to make it interesting but they understand each other.
I like the idea they scissored hard after this pod
Mark Normand is slowly becoming one of my favorite comedians
Same
I am having the exact opposite thing happen 🤷♀️
@@ianmackinlay8925 but why? 😮
@@rams812 as indicated by my idk sign idk 🤷♀️.. different folks for different strokes I guess… just his face, personality and demeanour upset me to the core. To me also.. he just ain’t funny either 😴. I am old and a Norm Macdonald fan so maybe different generation… but mainly 🤷♀️ hehe … glad u like him tho 👍
@@ianmackinlay8925 never understood that to be an idk sign, more like and oh well, shrug, agree to disagree. Maybe thats just me. But thats fair, I was just curious, and I can understand the sentiment. I definitely have similar feelings toward certain entertainers too haha but yeah, just curious. Thanks for sharing
The bed wetting, the bad snacks at home, the weird lunches. Always performing b/c constant social anxiety. Never related to something so much. Love that these guys talk about it, makes me feel less alone in my experiences!!!! Thanks guys!
😂
"I try not to watch, but I have watched probably within the last 11 hours." "Same, same." LMFAO!
Hilariously real.
So much other better shit than porn. All I’ll say is thank god for RUclips and Instagram
@@blackout2430
Instagram and other social medias like it are trash.
Bobby Bush facts. Which is why I don’t have ig. Just glad these pole dancers and twerk models do though lol
Me with The Simpsons
"Schaub is like the white part of bacon, still good but a little thick and not good for you." Classic
Brendan is a f-f-f-f-fucking moooooooron. An idiot besserwisser.
@@unkelTP Oh one huuuundred percent
i like brendan for the reason theo said
dont forget the cheese part...they said that for a reason.. he's cheesy
that guy is so corny ... he'll be doing the next cool thing soon, let's hope he's done with comedy and moves on to that
@@unkelTP Doing a lot better than you mate
i love how mark brought nick into it and made him feel a part of the pod. he is a part of it, and he deserves to be toyed with just like theo. marks a good guy, he’s becoming one of my favorite comedians in existence.
Toyed with 😃
Normand has the perfect radio dj voice.
Mark doesn't need amplifier
He should be the next fallout radio dj
This is the official petition to get Theo and mark to have their own podcast. IMO this is the best episode. You get to see 2 of the funniest comedians out right now that have social and confidence obstacles totally just being themselves with no worry. This was therapy for me, thanks fellas! LSU!!!
mitchell newman man your life is shit lmfao
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I like Schwabb with Theo though... they do well together, maybe a 3 way with mark once a month or something
@@gladtv7873 "the official petition" lmao
Yes please
"I had this nervous condition. I would urinate in the sink" lmfao
This is my therapy. I relate to these guys so much.
"Chewbacca broke into a Claire's boutique and wouldn't leave" in reference to Shaub has to be one of the single greatest lines of description in history. 🤣
These two have a solid chemistry. They should work together *REGULARLY*
YES
I AGREE
Theo looks like a trans soccer mom whose transition went suprisingly well
Michael Henderson he’s f2m so that’s soccer dad thank you very much
How many times will people steal this comment and repost it? By now its gotten really old.
@@RolandSpecialSauce didnt know other people said this lmao must have subconciously remembered seeing it and reposted thinking it was original
Michael Henderson this is accurate
@@liamgallagherrr no ur accurate
Talking about birth and Theo says “There is always a weird element I think, sometimes when I look at my mom and she and I both know what I did.” LMAO
Theo has such a contagious laugh especially when he gets caught off guard😂😂
In the other episode when Mark said "There are 25 people in the room, I am eating my a$$..." Theo completely lost it 😂
This is one of the few guest that instead of just laughing at the insane shit theo says and going back and forth with him, he just accepts it and continues the conversation.
CezaMVO Normand seems to be five steps ahead no matter the guest pod. The guy is awesome.
@@CoolestGuyInTheRoom never heard of the guy but he's great. His voice is very unique ha.
Swardson, Lee, and Mohr are some of the best Theo parings. Non-sensical gold!
Very similar vibe to mark’s podcast he was having a good time
Wackalackin _ I was thinking the same. Tuesgay!
How much yall wanna bet their Chemistry is gonna be hilarious....The two kings of randomness
Hitter
It seems like they canceled each other out and had a normal convo.
Gang Gang. That's the Dark Arts brother, from voodoo country so you better believe these delinquents
let's get them to do it permanently somehow maybe remotely? PLEASE
@@BuzzTheLobuz Mark Normand or Bobby Lee....The Schaub thing was more funnier in the beginning, Brendan's comedy is just way too predictable....I still love king and the sting, but they should at least have guest
Late to the show here, but this is the most refreshing conversation between two smart and funny men that I’ve heard in forever. Good to know that there are still people out there in the entertainment industry that know how to live.
I gotta say. These two dudes reflecting on being poor and white and growing up really reached me. When Theo said "life was just happening to me", I had to stop... in my feelings... thanks for the openness and sharing from you both. I felt your words and remembered... peace🙏
These two should have a podcast together best episode in a while.
People won't appreciate it as much I think. Great episode tho.
They would be perfect for radio with live callers and guests. if i had the money to get the show going I would in a heart beat. Them talking to live callers and playing games would be the funniest thing ever.
Would need schaub there to interrupt
@@flimflama9333 lmao Schwab would be to Mark n Theo what Opie was to Anthony & Jim
Came here to say that. They are the perfect team.
Can't believe Theo Von managed to get Kevin Hart on his podcast!
Praise Allah!
What
A lot of Kevin hart comments, care to share the inside joke?
JB LLC he says it at the end of his set I’ve heard. And praise allah
blackout2430 thanks. Haven’t seen his stand up, but the podcast with joe list is hilarious
"I try not to watch but have probably watched within the last 11 hours" is my life
You can just tell Marc catches every joke, but just goes with them so fluidly. Most people almost make Theo repeat himself cuz the joke is obscene and they want to make sure they caught it right, Marc just knows instantly every time and commits.
You can see how confortable Mark is by the amount of eye contact hes making! Theo is a good egg
Great observation
“Thinkin’ outside THE BOX… was risky back then!”
It still is, buddy; don’t forget that.
*edit- L.A. breeds conformity.
It has never bred authenticity
Agreed. I like the cut of his jib, got a lot of moxy that one
Theo is so locked in, he has to
Why is there ALWAYS repeat comments , either you copied what the dude about said or he copied you but Jesus Christ think for yourselves ppl bunch of sheep babhhhh f’n losers “oh he made eye contact” which is super cool observation , oh look the comment down ahead with the same exact thing lol there’s no way didn’t see the other comment . n if you wrote it first than the other dudes an asshole not you haha but ima still preach !!
When nick finally talked and mark almost jumped out of his chair lmaoo reminded me when one of the guests said “ oh they allow you to talk here ” 🤣🤣
Tom Ebinger Which guest said that? Lol
I can’t remember I gotta go back and check now it was fcking hilarious
Eric Griffin!
David spade ?
Mightve been spade !! Now i gotta double check 🤣
47:30 this part of the conversation was literally therapy for me
Probably one of the most entertaining shows of all time. Why dont Theo and Mark just join forces like a Voltron of comedy?
This is before everyone went stupid and let the government ruin everything.
Theo and Mark would be sooooo much better than Theo and Brendan
Theo Von looks like the most well read hockey player ever.
Underrated
Dying
Hahaha nice!
Best comment on RUclips hahaha
LMAO!!!
"I hate myself, im tiny, im gay" - marks inner monologue during sexual experiences
"Oh, you got the band back together".
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Had me laughing so hard
Theo Von looks like a Trainee Lumberjack.
“You golden corralled it” 😂😂😂
This has to be the best podcast I've ever listened to. The two of you talking about your upbringing was the best. Nothing like having a hard time growing up to be motivated to work. You two have to do this more often. I wish you both a great future.
I agree 100% these guys need to do this again
It's so endearing when Mark talks about his childhood. He is so in tuned to how he felt at the time about everything that happened to him
Yea it was rough
Theo's glasses look like they are drawn on with a sharpie
How has someone not told him that those glasses look fucking ridiculous on him???
and i dont think theyre even prescription. but like he said, he wears them to hide behind
Yea wtf is up with that? So random
I'm not even sure they have lenses.
No lenses, he scratched his eye through them one episode. 😂
“More cod than cape” unbelievable line
Theo: “What’s her name, diamond?”
Mark: “Where’d you get that?”
Theo: “Ah I just made it up”
Incredible
Mark really looks up to Theo. You can see the respect he has for him coming from the same area.
Yeah he does aye, imagine how crushed he'd be that Theo completely forgot he was at the UFC with him. Brutal.
These 2 are perfect together it’s like a PB & Gay sandwich
This is such a mark normand joke
Nice
If these two ever ended up in the same hotel room, under any circumstance, the vortex of gay would be too formidable.
Yep. Normand hasn't popped as much on other casts... which coincidentally fits his comedy plan of action. "Freaking out the whole time" #facts
That's that nutty and fruity treat boy
Mark Normand looks like Shrek when he gets turned into a human
Josh McManus - 😆
Holy shit haha
Bruh lolololol this was a prime comment
That was based on him...
You’re right!
Damn...I connected to this interview on so many levels! I always appreciate Theo for sharing his pitfalls and weaknesses that lets the rest of us to know it’s ok to open up and seek help. Always be good to yourself people... Gang Gang
1:47:31 Thoe fucking slays me lol
"I just wanna do blow and say 'fag' in the yard all the time" holy shit that split my sides
I'm glad mark is finally starting blow up a bit and getting his name out there over the past few months. Dude deserves some major recognition
I feel like i'm watching my son make his first best friend. I never cry but...
I cri everytime
They be making fun of us for this very thing 😔 sons uh bitches.
I'm not crying YOU'RE crying 😭
This is by far the best podcast episode I have ever seen, they understand each other so much
this may sound cringe but it makes me smile to see how comfortable these two are with each other.
Not cringe at all, it’s a beautiful thing.
We finally got that RIP Billy Conforto hitter, it's been a while, hell yeah. Legend says if you shoot up steroids near an embankment, Billy will appear.
Dirty needle gang, bruh
@@kevinl3254 we recycle needles like the good lord would want, gang
Never heard Theo laugh so much on a pod. The Louisiana nostalgia they sure is awesome.
Wish Mark could come on every couple months they kill it together
Yeah I think he should replace ole CTE on the king and the sting.
Mark doesn't have a Louisiana accent.
@@GK-qc5ry Louisiana has a lot of accents
What a great interview! The vibes are so good between these guys. I'm a huge Mark Normand fan, but Theo's such a likeable and authentic guy - no surprise considering the views he's getting. Hope to see more of these down the line!
Bro just said "Oh you're a premy, you came out good!!".
Mark has me 😂 about his childhood. “All we had was a radish. we always got robbed. The cops came and ate everything, even the radish.”
Killed me😂
Theo got the cranium accessories of a 90s relief pitcher.
Stop 😂😂😂
That's great!
Hahahaha
Sean Siemantel thank you mitch
So glad he had cranium in the front of the dome. 😂😂😂
I don’t believe I’ll ever explore stand up comedy but for the last 3 years I’ve found that stand up comedians and I share similar souls and world views. This podcast was profound for me. Much love!
I have always perceived that comedians (except for Trevor Noah who is extremely biased) are very grounded and logical. Their worldviews are great as well. As Theo Von recently spoke on the “trigger-something” pod cast from the UK that comedians don’t depend on nepotism as they either are funny or not and nothing can help them but themselves. I guess that gives them complete freedom to not become bitches to ideology like Colbert, Noah or half of Hollywood
This podcast was so hilarious about so much random nonsense. These two guys personalities and sense of humor goes together perfectly.
Marks face doesn’t match his voice, which makes him all the more funnier.
funnierer
he's the most funniest...
18:48
More funnier.
More funnier......
More.
Funnier.
........
@Dennis Hink giggity giggity goo
Mark’s voice is one of a kind, he should do more voice acting. Or sell vitamin supplements on the AM radio.
He’s got a little Jay Leno sound to him I think
He has a radio voice
I can see mark doing some voice acting in the future, like norm in Tyson mysteries!
So true! Cheeto does a fantastic impression of him 😁
He sounds just like Joe List
This got into a real adult conversation. You guys are great together.
Damn y'all like peas and carrots, one of the best I've seen you post bruh.
Gang gang
Struggling real hard. This makes me feel better. Thanks guys.
Im struggling too. Count your blessings. Tomorrow is another day.... Don't give up either because there's still a bunch of assholes we gotta prove wrong !
hope youre doing okay man :)
Same here. But we gotta keep goin, like Houston Meza said. Seek peeps to talk to. If all else fails, create a throwaway account, and I'll do the same, so we can shoot the shit. Smile, even if you faking it and your cheeks are soaked with tears
You got this pop
Hope all is well ❤ as theo would say, Onward 🙌
This podcast should have been 4 hours.
Don’t be gay... unless you want to be
Mark is the king of abbreviation. He likes to shorten his words and it’s hilarious. “Glad your mom didn’t get an aborsh “ lol it would make some comedians look like they are trying to force a joke but it fits his style of comedy and makes me laugh every time.
Who is Mark?
I just discovered Mark in the last week or so.. He has become one of my favorite comedians. I’ve watched what you-tube has to offer, love his act, personality, and honesty,
This is like that 2 spiderman meme where they're pointing at eachother
charlie stevens That was the Riff Raff episode
Yes !
And I’m here for it
Gang gang brother
My two favorite 💛🙏
iron.f16 maybe in looks but not in spirit like this episode.
In the age of doxing, Mark had a tweet: 'Ari was orthodoxed". Genius.
Makers Mike hahaha holy shit
My parents were the same way down to the plastic lunch bag. I've got that same feeling of always needing to perform like people are watching me. I've noticed that about myself but I've never really thought about why. Super relatable segment.
These 2 need a show or movie together. Great chemistry and both have amazingly twisted senses of humor.
It was so cool watching Theo relate to someone who knows how it is back home with a similar personality. He seemed genuinely interested.
I love where theos going. Mark was a straight baller on this episode. Everyday theos more himself.
“Sometimes I break out an oyster just to see what her vibe is” Best pod ever. Add me to the list of people that want/need the Theo Mark pod 4ever.
I love this conversation between Mark and theo. They are both unicorns who can't lie...and its that honesty thats so charming
THEO....... you did a great job with this interview. YOU REALLY CONNECTED with Mark because he RARELY looks people in the eye, but you broke through and you could see he related to ALOT of what you had to say and enjoyed himself. #GOODSTUFF
STFU stop talking like u know mark personally
@@briancannon3987 May our taints touch and become 1 😘 ✂️🧬👰🏽♂️👰🏽♂️
@@briancannon3987 Love you baby. 🌹
@@briancannon3987 You want to talk about it? ThaLiaison clearly likes both of them a lot. I agree with him. Mark himself has said many times that he has trouble looking people in the eye, including in this episode. Why are you mad or offended on his behalf?
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 he's obviously over that now. He makes eye contact with everyone he talks to
This is probably the funniest podcast I've ever listened to, these two have insane comedy chemistry.
47:00 Individually these two guys are unmatched at off-the-cuff comedy, they are both super funny in their own right at being unbelievably witty and spontaneous. It's like comedy is just who they are. The time stamp I have included explains why, and how they are amazing comedians. Almost everyone who talks to Theo or Mark spend half the interview laughing because they are funny on a different level. So these two playing off each other naturally is so entertaining to watch and listen to. And they audience is the one who is benefits. This needs to happen on a regular basis, a podcast together would be so great. 😂
"Let's make with the yukemups, chuckles."
Brilliant!
"Shaub goes to show that if you work hard, you too can be a terrible comedian"
Theo looks like someones Lesbian step-daughter who's visiting from the pacific northwest.
I live in the PNW and I can confirm
Congratulations, you've taken your humor style from Brendan Schaub "Someone looks like something but what I'm saying isn't that funny"
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull Guess you had to be there...
Orlando Trustfull Who hurt you...
@@AnishaD23 The guy he did a TrustFALL with back in Orlando
You said "Sorry for interrupting" to do the ad
and I felt SO RESPECTED haha
that I literally listened to the whole ad
At first glance, Theo and Mark look like if Dustin Porieir and Chael Sonnen gave up fighting 20 years ago and instead became comics.
Damn.
The much awaited
Louisiana hittah
Get this guy on for Brenda on the sting.
000⁰
Brendan is not a comedian, he says he is, he is not. I don't know why these guys keep pushing hard to support that delirium.
Omg exactly, I can’t think of one single joke I’ve ever heard him say
@@claudioortiz5830 #cancelkingandthesting get it going guys
Fuck all yall
goddamn this is easily one of the best episodes of any podcast I've ever heard
Push the envelope, “a real mail man” Theo always has the best subtle jokes 😂
I actually had an epiphany about my crazy mafia-style childhood listening to this. Always sneaking and hiding the truth is why I used humor to deflect. What a great episode 🙂 love both these guys
Finally someone that feeds in to Theos set ups! So.mamy people let perfect jokes go.right over their head not knowing his style. This was long over due. GANG bruh
This is like when two high schools far away from each other go on a field trip the same day and the weirdest kids from each school, by some miracle, get seated right next to each other. And they hit it off in a creepy, wacky, and fantastic way.
absolutely perfect analogy
This aged like fine wine. Two of the best right now for sure.
This ep is the best therapy i've ever had
Mark’s ear just turns into his jawline
Great observation. Adds to his obscurity.
Connected lobes. My dad has them. I love them.
Fuck I can’t unsee that now
I love this. You could tell Mark was being more honestly himself and vulnerable in this pod having known Theo so long. Praise Allah!
"Its like ketchup" 😂😂😂
You gotta get Mark back on man, this was so good
PTL baby gang
“Yeah ya fuckin chooch”
- Mark Normand
What does chooch mean? Lol.
In Cherokee it means Boy.
“You’re sleepin on a fat guy’s back for 20 dollars a night”
Theo on the struggles of living in New York. Too good.
NYC*
lmao 2:52 "sand-christian" oh god im dead
Mark & Theo: Kobe, Kobe, Kobe. . .
Ari Shaffir: Hold My Beer!
Two of the best comics out there!
I've been waiting for these 2 to get together!
Listen to mark’s podcast not sure if you do but it’s very underrated
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to hang out with a couple dudes more than these two guys 🤘🏻
Mark should come on the podcast again!
Holy hell the one liners in this are off the charts! Love this duo
34:39 Was that a lamb-skin condom joke?
49:25 "All kinds of weird shit"
57:31 Puberty Wilson & Testosterone Jones
1:56:21 "Dude, I got knocked out on St. Charles too."
''Dave Attell probably fell asleep at a train station'' hahaha. 2 mins in and normand killing it.
Mark calling everybody a chooch is my favorite thing ever
MC 😂😂😂 agreed, thought it just a New York thing. Didn’t know lousianana had that slang too
JB LLC we don’t, he picked that up in NYC for sure.
Lol yea i didnt expect that at all, and its italian so it could be from Louisiana too i hear theres a lot of italians down there as well.
The funny thing is, I’m a born and bred NYer, I work in offshore drilling (currently in the south Atlantic Ocean) and 90% of my coworkers are from Louisiana/ Mississippi. I call them momo or chooch all the time. Never thought any of them might know what they mean
Tbh I'm from massachusetts and my cousin use to say it all the time, shit cracked me up
I dont know how two people so genuinely unique and hilarious as these two went through so much shit. I hear Mark tell horrific childhood stories but with humour and a poignant point of view. When Mark said it was hitting him with a paint stirror I lost it.