Tom Segura | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @3EBstudio
    @3EBstudio 5 лет назад +623

    'Bobby is like a war veteran who didn't even serve' lol ... loooool.

  • @jedidiahlongtree341
    @jedidiahlongtree341 5 лет назад +459

    35:41
    "I don't know, dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?" - Theo Von, 2019

    • @PlightOfAMan
      @PlightOfAMan 5 лет назад +3

      WhatHighThink Podcast that might have legit pissed Tom off..

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 5 лет назад +8

      One of the funniest things ever said

    • @dvmn1
      @dvmn1 5 лет назад +5

      I knew someone would quote that

    • @villehamalainen2541
      @villehamalainen2541 5 лет назад +2

      That's deep

    • @alexakimov
      @alexakimov 5 лет назад +2

      You don't know til ya know.

  • @mikep7.
    @mikep7. 2 года назад +297

    “I speak enough Spanish to work in a kitchen.” Not even 5 mins in and Theos already got me in stitches 😂🤣🤣

    • @Orange45ajfi
      @Orange45ajfi Год назад +8

      Do really a lot of mexicans work in the Food industry in america?

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Год назад +10

      @@Orange45ajfi bruh they all do lmao

    • @Orange45ajfi
      @Orange45ajfi Год назад +2

      @@Rowsy91 lol

    • @Nephetssings
      @Nephetssings Год назад +2

      Imagine thinking that’s funny

    • @mikep7.
      @mikep7. Год назад +13

      @@Nephetssings you’ve clearly never worked in a kitchen

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck Год назад +220

    “I feel like if I knew, I’d know, you know?”
    Words to live by Theo 👊

    • @thatguy-ip4bs
      @thatguy-ip4bs Год назад +2

      Just stopped giggling from this, cacked myself 😂😂😂

    • @gr8fakeh8monger
      @gr8fakeh8monger Год назад +3

      I'm definitely going to use this daily. Until the day I die

    • @christopherbrock921
      @christopherbrock921 Год назад +1

      I caught that too 😂

  • @aaroneusjames2342
    @aaroneusjames2342 5 лет назад +103

    "a mixed baby stops shaking it's rattle." 😂
    brilliant.

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz 4 года назад +3

      Damn I commented this and scrolled down and saw this lol nice

    • @neckashi6971
      @neckashi6971 7 месяцев назад +1

      Somebody time it for me

  • @nefo8167
    @nefo8167 5 лет назад +203

    “Bobby is a throw pillow that occasionally does things” 😂😂😂

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode 5 лет назад +7

      laughed out loud and I haven't even heard this part yet.

    • @dakronikles
      @dakronikles 5 лет назад

      Oh my goddddd

    • @Ghostwolf173
      @Ghostwolf173 5 лет назад

      almost made Tom spit up his water.

  • @wigglethemiddle1
    @wigglethemiddle1 2 года назад +377

    I like Theo because he’s honest and isn’t afraid to admit he doesn’t know something. Sincerity is sorely needed nowadays

    • @mjstevens92
      @mjstevens92 2 года назад +5

      So sincere and endearing. It's so refreshing.

    • @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
      @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM Год назад

      ​@@mjstevens92just like ur m o m

    • @especiallyabsent
      @especiallyabsent Год назад +1

      Until Tom is like "the bill is like $11, what am I supposed to do, calculate?" And Theo just busts out 15% without thinking about it.

  • @Mslalastephanie
    @Mslalastephanie 4 года назад +315

    Tom: she was so hideous
    Theo: was she strong at least?

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 4 года назад +32

      This dude's brain is... beyond the average person's.

    • @hambone3145
      @hambone3145 4 года назад +6

      I know lmao I was dying

    • @ibe4205
      @ibe4205 3 года назад +16

      @@Mike-sp4iz I always think about this and I think it’s a combo of both

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 года назад +6

      @@Mike-sp4iz Bruh, I'm saying only a magical brain can think of such a thing to say no matter what the purpose.

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 3 года назад

      @@wingnutmcspazatron3957 his Forte is surmising, he's quick but you need to get out more. He's funny, but you being blown away speaks more to your limited interactions than some unrecognized genius on display.

  • @davidlrogers
    @davidlrogers 5 лет назад +258

    1:44:00 "i have bad circulation, in my legs; in my arms i can do almost anything" - Tom's face lmfaooo

    • @DatHombre
      @DatHombre 5 лет назад +12

      @@corbinwhite9383 so funny /s

    • @owenschilling7707
      @owenschilling7707 5 лет назад +6

      Genius bit, it seems effortless

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 5 лет назад +2

      Dave Rogers Tom’s thinking, “wow! This guy is hilarious!”

    • @MegaFlorest
      @MegaFlorest 5 лет назад

      @@susie7336 I think he appreciated Theo's non sequitur, quirkyness, but it's "Cool guys" that Tom truly find hilarious: ruclips.net/video/duV7-0Sw2N0/видео.html

    • @ruggerosmith1167
      @ruggerosmith1167 5 лет назад

      Corbin White it's spelled "cock".

  • @adamc9771
    @adamc9771 5 лет назад +987

    #TheoGate has spawned the best free unintentional interest for these two dudes to talk to each other.

    • @johnedward8352
      @johnedward8352 5 лет назад +29

      Unintentional? Hmmm maybe. Maybe manufactured? Nothing better for views and likes than some scandal!

    • @adamc9771
      @adamc9771 5 лет назад +87

      @@johnedward8352 100% curated by the fans and then tom and theo brilliantly went along with it.

    • @RK-re5tj
      @RK-re5tj 5 лет назад +18

      We're pawns in their game

    • @AlexMiddleton111
      @AlexMiddleton111 5 лет назад +15

      Manifest destiny

    • @vincebay1798
      @vincebay1798 5 лет назад +8

      Everybody likes to laugh and be happy. That’s the message

  • @joescott2561
    @joescott2561 Год назад +99

    I'm still laughing at the guy that said he's high af and for the first 30 minutes , he tried to figure out why there is a flaming glass of orange juice😂😂😂

  • @germancondor4745
    @germancondor4745 5 лет назад +2502

    Its nice to see Tom reach out and form a friendship with his first son’s father

  • @HernandezCuhh
    @HernandezCuhh 5 лет назад +96

    Theo Von: “I don’t know dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?”

  • @RRRRobbbb
    @RRRRobbbb 5 лет назад +4336

    I’m high af and spent the first 30 seconds of this video trying to figure out why there’s a glass of orange juice on fire.

    • @tylersnick1684
      @tylersnick1684 5 лет назад +86

      Lmfao

    • @armandocarranco7960
      @armandocarranco7960 4 года назад +36

      Wtf lol

    • @sylviem.1299
      @sylviem.1299 4 года назад +32

      Yep drugs make me you stoopid.

    • @itzAyden
      @itzAyden 4 года назад +22

      Lol

    • @spLiffyFOUR20
      @spLiffyFOUR20 4 года назад +275

      my high ass was watching the the very first 30 seconds and rewinding trying to find this glass of OJ on fire... took me 3 minutes to give up and then see it on the table later... lmao.

  • @conorbanaszkiewicz4887
    @conorbanaszkiewicz4887 Год назад +70

    Theo saying 48 and Tom thinking for a split second he meant 48 years apart before Theo explained that was her age is the most underrated moment in this episode

    • @OnlyBrans
      @OnlyBrans Год назад

      Feels more like he’s ‘Yes and’-ing

    • @timvarano5562
      @timvarano5562 Год назад +1

      He was probably thinking.. "my wife is 48....."

  • @westofwahpeton4692
    @westofwahpeton4692 5 лет назад +2742

    Tom looks like the very outside piece of those Russian nesting dolls.

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 5 лет назад +29

      Trooper Jett 🥇

    • @grantstonex
      @grantstonex 5 лет назад +73

      Wow. Well fucking done. One of the best/original slams i've seen in the comments.

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian 5 лет назад +15

      I think they call those Babooshkas, which I also believe is the russian word for Grandma

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 5 лет назад +5

      @@Ervinabrahamian i believe so you are right about babooshka lol im english i call my gma babooshka lol

    • @RK-ti2qq
      @RK-ti2qq 5 лет назад

      Gold

  • @stefanod2402
    @stefanod2402 5 лет назад +405

    "I don't know dude. If I knew, man, I would know. Ya know?"

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 5 лет назад +10

      “Yeah.”
      ded

    • @JWitt30
      @JWitt30 5 лет назад +3

      #TheoLogic

    • @C.A.D.
      @C.A.D. 5 лет назад +9

      My favorite part is that it made perfect sense

    • @OKULTRACOMEDY
      @OKULTRACOMEDY 5 лет назад +3

      This is why he's always reminded me of a weird Louisiana Mitch Hedberg

    • @GlidgetRonan
      @GlidgetRonan 5 лет назад +1

      This statement that Theo said was very interesting to me. What he is essentially saying here is, "If I knew, I would tell you, I try not to hide anything". He comes across as such a genuine guy it makes my heart sing.

  • @_SeeYouSpaceCowboy
    @_SeeYouSpaceCowboy 5 лет назад +349

    “ He was hufflepuff and I was Sniffendor” -Theo.
    It’s truly amazing how unbelievably quick witted Theo is with his comedy. It’s instant. Truly amazing when you stop and appreciate it. Keep it up Theo, I sense you’re secretly down af on yourself but believe me, you got a lot of fans my man!

    • @Wildchile
      @Wildchile 2 года назад +4

      fckn hilarious

    • @junglistsoul-jah4903
      @junglistsoul-jah4903 2 года назад +4

      Silly u know he had that one loaded up

    • @ibelieveyourlies1984
      @ibelieveyourlies1984 2 года назад +2

      @@junglistsoul-jah4903 Yeah you can tell he has them saved up and is just looking for a place to put them

    • @drewtap
      @drewtap 2 года назад

      bro its crazy how guests dont even notice it

    • @roblockster9905
      @roblockster9905 2 года назад +2

      @@junglistsoul-jah4903 Maybe, but he does those off the cuff a ton.

  • @KrystalMimms
    @KrystalMimms 2 года назад +30

    "...it got weird towards the end"
    "It got weird towards the end IN COURT"
    LOL that was an underrated line

  • @sooperfly88
    @sooperfly88 5 лет назад +213

    " He was hufflepuff, and I was sniffindorf"😂😂😂 Classic Theo.

  • @brittmeinke2751
    @brittmeinke2751 5 лет назад +210

    "I speak enough to work in a kitchen" lmao

  • @daltonbradford6335
    @daltonbradford6335 5 лет назад +120

    I love when Theo expands on his random statements it's priceless.

    • @magicsugarbump4972
      @magicsugarbump4972 3 года назад +8

      When he said be likes to be present during surgical procedures i lost it man lol

    • @longdong3889
      @longdong3889 2 года назад

      Tom barely let him talk, just a jerk!

  • @OdintheGermanShepherd
    @OdintheGermanShepherd 2 года назад +238

    Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny.

  • @andeswalk7909
    @andeswalk7909 5 лет назад +1003

    100% approve of this layout. Sick new studioo

    • @_idiot
      @_idiot 5 лет назад +8

      that buzzing in the background is a little annoying

    • @_idiot
      @_idiot 5 лет назад +80

      nevermind i think it's brendan using a vibrator

    • @skinnybonejonezz
      @skinnybonejonezz 5 лет назад +2

      I was skeptical during first episode with Delia, but it’s pretty badass now that it’s done

    • @robertjackson6056
      @robertjackson6056 5 лет назад +14

      Is there a picture of the whole podcastville wall?

    • @T2Darlantan
      @T2Darlantan 5 лет назад +12

      looks like they didn't finish Bill Burr's wife's face on the Podcastville thing, almost seems racist

  • @wolfman8449
    @wolfman8449 5 лет назад +69

    Out of all the personalities that are now making a podcast together these 2 need more than anyone. That shit would be like watching 2 serial killers get away with it but without the guilt of feeling bad for the victims

  • @fiLthy_Rx
    @fiLthy_Rx 5 лет назад +92

    Tom Segura is easily one of my favorite podcast guests out there, he's almost always funny and conversations with him never get stale.

    • @Michael-jr5ie
      @Michael-jr5ie 5 лет назад +6

      he is also super smart, particularly business wise. his peers say this a lot. a great example was him talking about the owner trying to pull a fast one but he knew the exact number he should be paid based on keeping track of ticket sales, prices and his contract specifics. sounds simple but im sure many just take the check and leave.

  • @samanthaorick2280
    @samanthaorick2280 2 года назад +65

    "But when I ask my inner spirit did it happen.."🤣 I laughed out loud. It's takes a lot for me to laugh out loud cause I'm dead inside, but great episode, I also adore Tom.

    • @lorettadobson902
      @lorettadobson902 Год назад +1

      Someone made feel like that once,then one day I stop crying about what was lost and gone then I seen it for the blessing full of life lessons thanking God once again for saving me giving me strength, that was in 17' now fuck that insane narcissistic waste of oxygen AN EX= PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thatslavicdude
      @thatslavicdude Год назад

      @@lorettadobson902 dude you sound fuckin crazy lmao stop trauma dumping in the comment section 💀can you not afford a therapist or something? 😂😭

  • @blickygobrrrrr
    @blickygobrrrrr 5 лет назад +446

    Theo Von is one of the most underrated comedians out there. Funny as hell! Especially in a free form conversation setting like this.

    • @danielgrinnell9998
      @danielgrinnell9998 5 лет назад +23

      He's better in this format then his standup I've watched.

    • @rockstarzee19
      @rockstarzee19 5 лет назад +12

      Exactly! Podcasts are really like freestyle comedy and Theo is incredibly quick witted in these situations.

    • @McShag420
      @McShag420 5 лет назад +14

      His jokes are so wild sometimes they go right past even the best of comedians. I find myself laughing so hard at shit that goes right by his guests.

    • @blanerampart4986
      @blanerampart4986 5 лет назад +6

      @@danielgrinnell9998 Agree. Watched his special and it was quite hit and miss. His style of humor really shines in this format. Some of the throw away things he says are fucking hilarious.

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 5 лет назад +2

      Kyle Watanabe he’s not underrated at all man people love him

  • @FTWinnick
    @FTWinnick 5 лет назад +567

    Theo is turning into my favorite interviewer. His questions are so thoughtful/wholesome yet funny/quirky. He seems quite sad though I think he's lonely.

    • @wayned535
      @wayned535 4 года назад +69

      You ever watched the h3podcast with him? He kinda touches on his loneliness. I feel him tho, I feel the same way. Alot of people like me because I'm friendly and love people but I'm weird and lonely at the same time lol.

    • @DClean
      @DClean 4 года назад +51

      @@wayned535 Hey man, thats why I relate so much to Theo. Im the same way. Im this insular, kind of self preserving entity. I want to live by myself, but I still appreciate human contact. Its just that, I need to sleep in y own bed, and l need my own space. I like the idea of a family, and im getting older, but i feel like it would be very suffocating at the same time. Maybe its just called being selfish. Still tryna firgure it out.

    • @lucasloucetios164
      @lucasloucetios164 4 года назад +14

      Sam Pickles that’s not called being selfish. That’s called discomfort with intimacy.. and can be worked through.

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 4 года назад +18

      @@DClean i cleaned houses for a long time and you wouldnt believe how many happily married people sleep in different bedrooms have separate office or getaways. Most people need space. Me and my wife are the opposite but everybody has a way of making it work.

    • @danieljak2784
      @danieljak2784 4 года назад +18

      Wayne maybe look at it as you haven’t found many people as interesting as yourself? That’s not a bad thing, maybe just force yourself to start conversations with different people. What I’ve learned in 40 years of life is the cool/weird people are the quiet ones. If that doesn’t work, smoke some weed and get a bulldog....endless years of comedy and a best friend who never double crosses you! Just a thought bro.

  • @dominicg554
    @dominicg554 5 лет назад +170

    Theo lookin like Tom Waits drank Mark Wahlberg's Polyjuice potion and its wearin off

  • @sybilgillespie8019
    @sybilgillespie8019 2 года назад +127

    I love listening to theo at night when I'm laying in bed going to sleep. But I have to turn it off because I start laughing Everytime. So funny.

  • @nickbotic
    @nickbotic 4 года назад +98

    "You know what I'm talkin' about?"
    "...no but keep going."
    Any podcast with Theo in a nutshell.

  • @Laurendezvous
    @Laurendezvous 5 лет назад +1155

    I think my favorite thing about Tom and Theo together is how Tom doesn’t know if he should laugh at some of the silly shit Theo says

    • @Laurendezvous
      @Laurendezvous 5 лет назад +20

      Holy Hand Grenades kay

    • @LJ2K2025
      @LJ2K2025 5 лет назад +12

      You just told everyone... Grows some balls and talk to a women in real life, not like that either mate

    • @josiffexplosiff1
      @josiffexplosiff1 5 лет назад +3

      Why?

    • @WERK777
      @WERK777 5 лет назад +19

      When he looks at everyone else and half smiles :P

    • @kristopherrice1465
      @kristopherrice1465 5 лет назад +1

      Lauren W 😍

  • @brettorrmusic
    @brettorrmusic 4 года назад +152

    TOM: I was in a steam room.
    THEO: I was in a self-esteem room.

  • @deathmonktv7626
    @deathmonktv7626 5 лет назад +226

    Bobby Lee is peeking from behind Tom's chair. Nosotros Papaya.

    • @Dr.Robuttnik
      @Dr.Robuttnik 5 лет назад +2

      Is that kalayla next to him too? Haha

    • @GriseldaBSF410
      @GriseldaBSF410 5 лет назад +2

      @@beansntoast You think thats bad take a look at his saved videos lmao

    • @mrimpossible4353
      @mrimpossible4353 5 лет назад +1

      Bobby Lee hasn't left the comedy store in months.

    • @deathmonktv7626
      @deathmonktv7626 5 лет назад

      @@beansntoast maybe one that's been held back a few times.

    • @dustinrisinger1958
      @dustinrisinger1958 5 лет назад

      I love how they made Bobby have down syndrome

  • @itzFlaco723
    @itzFlaco723 3 года назад +1133

    U can tell Theo asking Tom to take him on a Spanish comedy tour was from the bottom of his heart

    • @michaelbrewer3814
      @michaelbrewer3814 3 года назад +41

      Lol dude these are people who tell stories on camera for their livelihood.
      The whole game is making it seem like your words come from the heart but dont be a dork and fall for the act so publicly like that. Let these dudes keep the kayfab if they want but they are empty inside and their words are only a means to an end. Santas not real and actos lie for a living. Sorry I had to be one to rip that bandaid off.

    • @joekeller8936
      @joekeller8936 3 года назад +230

      @@michaelbrewer3814 You must be great to hang around

    • @MrLbpsniper
      @MrLbpsniper 3 года назад +6

      @@michaelbrewer3814 u a real 1

    • @GoochSushi
      @GoochSushi 3 года назад +5

      @@joekeller8936 😂

    • @bigdog2432
      @bigdog2432 3 года назад +4

      Wenger out

  • @Tom-xv5rk
    @Tom-xv5rk 5 лет назад +71

    "Possibly the funniest comedians on the planet...and possibly other planets, we don't know what he does with his spare time."lol

  • @murdockqotsa
    @murdockqotsa Год назад +4

    "And violencia" as he makes a stabbing motion at 4:20 fujcking killed me and of course it's at 420

  • @timaldridge84
    @timaldridge84 5 лет назад +375

    The 1st openly gay fighter was Brendan Schaub. Come on Theo you knew this

    • @ivoxvxi7482
      @ivoxvxi7482 5 лет назад +2

      Man went out with ronda rousey, youve no business calling him gay 😂

    • @jswany72
      @jswany72 5 лет назад +4

      Underrated comment 👌🏻

    • @FinehomesofNewHampshire
      @FinehomesofNewHampshire 5 лет назад +46

      @@ivoxvxi7482 Rhonda " strap-on " Rousey?

    • @johng8671
      @johng8671 5 лет назад +5

      @@FinehomesofNewHampshire Haha Navi out here pretending he doesn't want to be dominated and hip tossed by Ronda, what a time to be alive

    • @patrickoneal4082
      @patrickoneal4082 5 лет назад

      I was literally about to comment the same thing. Touche Sir

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 лет назад +790

    “I’d rather see my Dad beat my mom than to see my dad wearing elbow pads” 😂😂😂😂

    • @justingary9982
      @justingary9982 5 лет назад +42

      Or... Go to my dad's funeral 200 times than him come home safe with a f**kin bike helmet on 😂

    • @ivanb7809
      @ivanb7809 5 лет назад +8

      Whats the time stampp

    • @Sticky_Ricky
      @Sticky_Ricky 5 лет назад +9

      @@ivanb7809 around 1:49:00

    • @tonyrichard6285
      @tonyrichard6285 4 года назад +3

      If you put this on mute, Tom looks like a child psychologist talking to a second time senior in high school with severe A.D.D.

    • @alfredandersson875
      @alfredandersson875 4 года назад +5

      @@tonyrichard6285 epic stolen comment

  • @Laura-qo5tx
    @Laura-qo5tx 5 лет назад +112

    I think his appearance on Rogan was what helped launch Theo's success. I know back in Feb 2017 I saw him for the first time and fell in love with his comedy.

    • @skilletburritos8464
      @skilletburritos8464 5 лет назад +17

      This & being on joey cocos pod numerous times where coco actually just sits there & lets theo talk. Not many are given that opportunity and i love uncle joey to death.

    • @user-yq3yp9gy6q
      @user-yq3yp9gy6q 5 лет назад +2

      Laura you could say that about so many podcasters

    • @genericname2982
      @genericname2982 5 лет назад +5

      If I had to bet on it, I'd bet all my money on his Rogan appearances springboarding his success. I'm sure other appearances gave him exposure, but most of the volume probably came from Rogan. Once discovered, his podcast kept his audience and built loyalty.

    • @fatboybiking3874
      @fatboybiking3874 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah I think I saw him with Rogan first and then on jk news shortly after that and I’ve been a fan ever since

    • @noahanderlick5707
      @noahanderlick5707 5 лет назад +3

      "Me and Darrel Strawberry"

  • @brendan3894
    @brendan3894 5 лет назад +365

    RIP Billy Conforto, a busboy gone too soon

  • @iLLConscience
    @iLLConscience 5 лет назад +45

    Tom and Theo have such a good synergy it’s awesome they just keep flowing off eachother it’s very natural hope to see more of them together! one of the best podcasts iv seen in a long time

    • @adammoye5978
      @adammoye5978 Год назад

      I hope you are doing well in October 2023, iLL Conscience ❤

    • @iLLConscience
      @iLLConscience Год назад

      @@adammoye5978 I am!! Thanks fam I hope the same for you!

  • @zachfarnitano3496
    @zachfarnitano3496 5 лет назад +107

    Right at the end dropped that little "oh I didnt even bring up chihuahua gate" .... I see what your doin big papa👀

    • @purpledurtysprite
      @purpledurtysprite 5 лет назад

      i need context pls whats chihuahua gate?

    • @comegetthathitter6935
      @comegetthathitter6935 5 лет назад +4

      @Dragondick Lunatic he stayed fucked up back then. He probably was just holding someone else's dog. There no reason to lie about having a dog. It makes no sense.

    • @jakrispy3418
      @jakrispy3418 5 лет назад +2

      I kno right! That bastard planned tht shit!

    • @worldofwarcraftxenon6871
      @worldofwarcraftxenon6871 5 лет назад +1

      Look into it! Theo was on toms show lately all after Theo Gate reached a high #theogate and even in that episode Christina says she wants theos Pe- chiwawa

    • @dr.celsius886
      @dr.celsius886 5 лет назад +4

      @Dragondick Lunatic i saw a reddit post where theo is HOLDING A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA. #CHIHUAHUAGATE

  • @thepanoramichispanic284
    @thepanoramichispanic284 9 месяцев назад +1

    Sometimes I call my mom and she loves to talk and I can sit there and listen to her for hours. I'm pretty sure im the only one that she can share stories with about her childhood, her family and my father. I miss my dad so much he passed away in 08 and idk how she keeps going but she's such a strong woman. I go to her house sometimes eat dinner and sleep on the floor at the foot of her bed like a guardog. Just being in the same room with her and knowing she's still alive soothes my soul. In my 20s I was real POS and she never turned her back on me. I love my mom ❤

  • @Rs-xw4bj
    @Rs-xw4bj 5 лет назад +145

    Honestly I love the mural so much, it’s so cool to figure out who’s who. I almost died laughing when I saw Bobby lee behind the closeups of Tom

    • @slimdonut123
      @slimdonut123 5 лет назад +8

      And pink dick lmao

    • @adamgm84
      @adamgm84 5 лет назад +11

      I recognized Bill Burr before I even realized what was going on.

    • @Liquidsmoke206
      @Liquidsmoke206 5 лет назад +2

      its cute but distracting for a podcast IMHO

    • @pullingguard1212
      @pullingguard1212 5 лет назад +7

      I wish theyd show the whole thing

    • @kperreault420
      @kperreault420 5 лет назад +3

      The shulz one is great too

  • @Twigg4075
    @Twigg4075 5 лет назад +253

    "What's the biggest age gap for you?" -Tom
    "Besides when I came out of my mom?" -Theo

    • @Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr
      @Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr 5 лет назад +13

      Tom just replied with a "right" 🤣

    • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
      @BlueprintsForHeadaches 5 лет назад +1

      Twigg4075 damn I gotta hear that what time ?

    • @dumbeldore9067
      @dumbeldore9067 5 лет назад +6

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. TIME STAMPS PEOPLE

    • @origin.digital.8
      @origin.digital.8 5 лет назад

      Then he said 48 lmao... but cleared it up

    • @dumbeldore9067
      @dumbeldore9067 5 лет назад +4

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches not writing The time stamp i meant

  • @aliciarose1693
    @aliciarose1693 5 лет назад +1116

    Seeing them genuinely make each other laugh feels good in my soul. I hated Theogate.

    • @rogerstone481
      @rogerstone481 5 лет назад +18

      Whats theo gate?

    • @rogerstone481
      @rogerstone481 5 лет назад +7

      @@4purs ah thats weird. The he said she said crap in show business is way past its lease.

    • @aliciarose1693
      @aliciarose1693 5 лет назад +56

      Everyone kept assuming that Christina and Theo had a fling as well. I'm a mommy and a gang rat so the whole thing felt like I was watching my parents get a divorce or something. I hated it, so glad it's over. 👖🐀👑❤

    • @joshnovosad3414
      @joshnovosad3414 5 лет назад +9

      Dog Gate is now open to interpretation

    • @dominicg554
      @dominicg554 5 лет назад +52

      Anyone else think they all just agreed to cover it up for practical reasons? Makes a lot of sense to me... 😗

  • @mohjothecat7683
    @mohjothecat7683 Год назад +2

    He started chuckling, knowing he had a great line, waiting patiently for his turn and then said, "Yeah, it's almost like I'm the Sloth of Ball Street," 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lancechampion719
    @lancechampion719 5 лет назад +206

    Tom and Theo both worked in pizza parlors?
    Anyone else wanna see them do a Something’s Burning with Bert for their comeback episodes?

    • @gank9
      @gank9 5 лет назад +1

      Didn't Tom leave ATC tho?

    • @PowerHouse1987
      @PowerHouse1987 5 лет назад

      O my god yessss!!

    • @TomasG18
      @TomasG18 5 лет назад

      God yes....

    • @jeffboyd8139
      @jeffboyd8139 5 лет назад +2

      @@gank9 yeah but do you need to be part of ATC to be a guest on a show on that network?

    • @gank9
      @gank9 5 лет назад

      @@jeffboyd8139 I feel like you do, cause I haven't seen him on ATC literally since he left

  • @Themandogh
    @Themandogh 5 лет назад +569

    The funny thing is Tom and Theo are actually a great podcast combo

    • @dannywilliams3764
      @dannywilliams3764 5 лет назад +14

      Fuck Schaub. Get t-bunz on KATS

    • @Themandogh
      @Themandogh 5 лет назад +3

      Danny Williams nah

    • @MultiFab14
      @MultiFab14 5 лет назад +12

      good without his wife hey

    • @davidl1390
      @davidl1390 5 лет назад +4

      This was incredibly boring, they have no chemistry. Tom needs the right individual interviewing him because he has no personality.

    • @LockSteady
      @LockSteady 5 лет назад +5

      Way better combo than Brenden Chub

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 5 лет назад +323

    Like I said before, Theo is welcome to be Mexican any time. We welcome him with open arms.

    • @Halluci44
      @Halluci44 5 лет назад +30

      "like i said before" nobody reading this even knows u

    • @lowkeybeats4330
      @lowkeybeats4330 5 лет назад +8

      Put the knives down first papa

    • @nicholasmaniccia1005
      @nicholasmaniccia1005 5 лет назад

      He doesn't want it

    • @projectivemotion
      @projectivemotion 5 лет назад +3

      all he has todo is get a tattoo of his last name and he's in

    • @darrensimmy870
      @darrensimmy870 5 лет назад

      I'd love to travel to Mexico. Thinking about next year for several months. Amazing people and country don't know If it's safe to travel

  • @osirispereyra8608
    @osirispereyra8608 2 года назад +4

    The sniff after Theo mentions cocaine definitely brought him back 😂 55:25

  • @iwatchyoutube6539
    @iwatchyoutube6539 5 лет назад +282

    Bill's wife is definitely gonna complain about that mural lol

    • @motaman7597
      @motaman7597 5 лет назад +6

      Lol

    • @ironsink34
      @ironsink34 5 лет назад +29

      Haha I started typing to ask why and then I saw her and Bill lol.

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 5 лет назад +51

      Yoooooo i couldnt figure out who that was. Damn they did Nia dirrrrrty lmfao

    • @samanali8309
      @samanali8309 5 лет назад +20

      Looks like it’s unfinished and still needs her outlines... 🤔

    • @ndfl276
      @ndfl276 5 лет назад +23

      its like the artist ran out of brown paint ROFL

  • @DClean
    @DClean 4 года назад +145

    Damn this was fantastic, Tom played the straight man, and Theo was goofin off, the chemistry was spot on.
    I felt like I was sitting around the table with the boys, which I havent done in many years.
    Thanks for the laughs and the smiles guys.

  • @reggiedunlop2222
    @reggiedunlop2222 3 года назад +52

    Theo- “I speak enough to work in a kitchen” 😂 Keepin’ it real Theo 👌🏻

    • @chedawg9611
      @chedawg9611 3 года назад +8

      When he said “vi-o-lencia” he meant “Valentina” for the hot sauce hahahaha “chicharrones ey” “si wey” that part killed me

    • @jimhenry3383
      @jimhenry3383 3 года назад +3

      @@chedawg9611 😆 legendary

  • @MayaNicoleN
    @MayaNicoleN 3 месяца назад +1

    Ty for standing on business on tipping people 🙏🏽

  • @wolfman8449
    @wolfman8449 5 лет назад +310

    this is like watching a schizophrenic with excellent comedic delivery talking to themselves

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 лет назад +7

      I like that👍

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 5 лет назад +13

      So glad I could be your 69th like. Gonna go have a smoke.

    • @ethanp9068
      @ethanp9068 5 лет назад

      Evan Abbott I really like that...

    • @steppeinder1002
      @steppeinder1002 5 лет назад +8

      Oh no, another one who thinks schizophrenia is multiple personalities

    • @Camera1production
      @Camera1production 5 лет назад +2

      @@steppeinder1002 never heard of hearing voices? Thats not multiple personality disorder.

  • @andrewptob
    @andrewptob 4 года назад +391

    Tom seems like a really nice person. Like, he would definitely babysit your kid last minute or give you a ride out of the blue.

    • @ragingmcqueen
      @ragingmcqueen 2 года назад +67

      Yea but he is gonna give you mad shit for it tho🤣

    • @Shoota5269
      @Shoota5269 2 года назад +8

      @@ragingmcqueen mossst definitely 😂

    • @mikeharris4562
      @mikeharris4562 2 года назад +2

      Lol with what I’ve heard from Tom lol there is no way he would look after my kids 😂

    • @merp9211
      @merp9211 Год назад +3

      He’d help you move. 😊

    • @trerowe22
      @trerowe22 Год назад +3

      He'd offer you his jacket in the movie theater.

  • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
    @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 5 лет назад +331

    Damn just heard about that embankment bad boi passing away....RIP Billy Conforto

    • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
      @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 5 лет назад +43

      deg By the interstate with them roids bruh, waiting for billy and Theo to swing by....they never showed up and I got worried so I looked into it and found the bad news....rip

    • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
      @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 5 лет назад +10

      Matt Grace I appreciate that bruh, onward

    • @Cloncurryboi88
      @Cloncurryboi88 5 лет назад +1

      Blake Haggard 😂

    • @ethanp9068
      @ethanp9068 5 лет назад +6

      Blake Haggard damn man you must’ve been waitin a while? Rip to your boi

    • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
      @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 5 лет назад +17

      Ethan Pelland 16 years boi. Kept faith in that homerotic hitter because he was undefeated in the semi-pro homosexual busboy fist fighting circuit and I knew nobody could take him down...but.....embankments bruh....they got eem.

  • @joshuahunyady3736
    @joshuahunyady3736 2 года назад +26

    Hahahaha seriously watching this while working as a cook at the ramada. I lost it.

    • @itsamemario5724
      @itsamemario5724 2 года назад

      Give me your credit card info why don't you lol

    • @trevorhill5560
      @trevorhill5560 2 года назад

      @itsa me mario a cook at ramada? bet there isn't even anything on that debit card.

  • @annaanderson9666
    @annaanderson9666 5 лет назад +116

    That Mural!! Anyone else pause the video just to admire it and giggle at all the podcast universe jokes up there.

    • @TheStu9000
      @TheStu9000 5 лет назад +6

      I've been trying to google a pic of it, can't find 1 yet :(

    • @mugsylogues
      @mugsylogues 5 лет назад +16

      instagram.com/p/BzRdZpQJb3q/?igshid=17mtkpzmwuoid

    • @ylliberishaj3253
      @ylliberishaj3253 5 лет назад +3

      I know it’s hilarious

    • @nathanhensn8717
      @nathanhensn8717 5 лет назад +2

      Does anyone know who the guy with the glasses on blonde hair that's ontop of Tom's right shoulder is suppose to represent?

    • @JKhouri
      @JKhouri 5 лет назад +4

      nathan hensn I think it’s Andy Dick. He was on TFATK with Bobby Lee a while back

  • @XavierCastillo
    @XavierCastillo 5 лет назад +210

    So glad you've got Bert Kreischer's friend on today!

  • @aubrey310
    @aubrey310 5 лет назад +54

    Theo looks so good in this one. Sometimes I get the feeling that he is holding back with showing us how intelligent he really is.

  • @megyskermike
    @megyskermike Год назад +1

    Tom's expression when Theo shows him the "cyst" is absolutely hilarious. Looks like its a scene from a movie; killed me 😂

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 5 лет назад +123

    "I got coked up with this girl let her cut something outta my hip"
    -Theo

  • @PatriotsOfWash
    @PatriotsOfWash 5 лет назад +985

    I think I'd trust Theo with my kid way more than Santino or D'elia.
    Bobby is just off the list.

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 5 лет назад +178

      I wouldn't trust Bobby with a goldfish

    • @jordanadams4360
      @jordanadams4360 5 лет назад +100

      Delia doesn’t even watch his own dogs

    • @psychobeefsticker
      @psychobeefsticker 5 лет назад +55

      Bobby is probably the weirdest . idk how he has a girlfriend

    • @jim1550
      @jim1550 5 лет назад +10

      Bobby actually responded to this. Seriously, he is normal all Korean raising kids. Would you rather some psycho cranked on juice teaching your kid "normal"shit for the extra 50c?

    • @ghost3918
      @ghost3918 5 лет назад +46

      @@jordanadams4360 those aren't his real dogs. He pays someone to bring them over all the time. Chris Delia is a phony.

  • @chadstinnett721
    @chadstinnett721 5 лет назад +27

    55:27 I laughed so hard cause of the snap call "what did you like the most when partying"
    "OH COCAINE " that hit SO CLOSE TO HOME lmao

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK 4 года назад

      Is this the same chad stinnet that lives in knoxville tennesee lol? I think i know you.

    • @garyfinley454
      @garyfinley454 3 года назад +1

      @@chilliLRK was it?

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK 3 года назад +1

      @@garyfinley454 he never replied idk haha

  • @the_dj_max
    @the_dj_max Год назад +10

    Theo is way smarter than he makes himself seem. He said “he had a Wolf I’m talking like Jack London” and only somebody with a 5th grade reading level could know about White Fang & Call of the Wild 😂

  • @Laurendezvous
    @Laurendezvous 5 лет назад +137

    Finally refreshed my feed just enough times

  • @sirmixalot7372
    @sirmixalot7372 4 года назад +48

    I love when Tom looks to the other guys like "is he being serious right now?"

  • @ashleymeggan
    @ashleymeggan 3 года назад +25

    You can tell Theo got all the Accelerated Reader points as a kid. He always got that pizza hut party.

  • @chrisd6287
    @chrisd6287 2 года назад +2

    "Bill Belechick in wig" literally made me spit my drink out! Omg I was notttttt RDY for that. Absolutely dying!!!!!

  • @KartikChainani
    @KartikChainani 5 лет назад +167

    When Theo tells Tom he thinks cooking shows are for girls, then tells him Tom seems like he’d watch cooking shows like 5 seconds later hahah

  • @Imtussel
    @Imtussel 3 года назад +401

    I feel like Theo’s gunna end up having kids at a later age and end up coming to terms finally with why his dad maybe waited so long to have kids himself

    • @AkaFigga
      @AkaFigga 3 года назад +14

      Or he becomes Leo DeCaprio 3.0

    • @Absurdword
      @Absurdword 3 года назад +36

      Bro holy shit.

    • @Imtussel
      @Imtussel 3 года назад +5

      @@Absurdword 😂

    • @klucas7204
      @klucas7204 3 года назад +28

      bro that was fire not gonn lie. I think you might be into something..seems like a real possibility at this point. On that note,
      gang gang.

    • @davidpowell172
      @davidpowell172 3 года назад +3

      The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree 🍎lol

  • @georgedelker4711
    @georgedelker4711 5 лет назад +133

    Two of the actual funniest comics from the joe Rogan connection

    • @ThumbWiggler
      @ThumbWiggler 5 лет назад +13

      @Daniel Grozier I'd fuck em

    • @oddjob05
      @oddjob05 5 лет назад +19

      @Daniel Grozier Why are you here?

    • @seizercelestials
      @seizercelestials 5 лет назад

      JRU

    • @jeffboyd8139
      @jeffboyd8139 5 лет назад +4

      Joe Rogan isn't responsible for every comics come up though

    • @t.j.watson7112
      @t.j.watson7112 5 лет назад +1

      @@jeffboyd8139 that wasn't what he was saying though

  • @parkerelliott5125
    @parkerelliott5125 Год назад +3

    Here is 2023, and Burger King is now DOMINATING the advertising game rn 😂😂

  • @pewdiehaas4061
    @pewdiehaas4061 4 года назад +37

    I could listen to Theo and Tom talk all day! One of my favorite podcasts ever!!!

  • @ry7088
    @ry7088 5 лет назад +69

    “Bill Clinton’s playing Apex Legends” -Theo Von, 2019.

  • @asymmetricvalue
    @asymmetricvalue 5 лет назад +76

    Boys, please create a monthly podcast.

    • @TheAmazingMrMcFlyy
      @TheAmazingMrMcFlyy 5 лет назад

      What do you think they should call it ?

    • @chaserz4201
      @chaserz4201 5 лет назад +1

      Ted Suger and Gerbil Duke

    • @viniciusxisz
      @viniciusxisz 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah I liked this way better than bert and tom one hahaha

    • @chaserz4201
      @chaserz4201 5 лет назад

      @linus adhoc ...dodgeball league comprised of fans....in. High and tight and gang gang

  • @TrickyBoa
    @TrickyBoa 2 года назад +61

    One of the funniest pods I ever watched 😂

    • @mikumonsoon
      @mikumonsoon 2 года назад

      i didn’t know people actually called these “pods” :/

    • @TrickyBoa
      @TrickyBoa 2 года назад

      ?

    • @aleco678
      @aleco678 2 года назад

      @@mikumonsoon ur name sucks

    • @Widow-Cicada
      @Widow-Cicada 2 года назад +2

      Lost it when they talked about how/why Theo loves surgery

  • @drewmania6034
    @drewmania6034 5 лет назад +49

    Segura masterfully flipped the interview 180 halfway through the show and became the host, it was incredible.

  • @wangchung8658
    @wangchung8658 4 года назад +33

    I'm so thankful for the TPW podcast. Theo's stand-up is top notch but the very best of his comedic genius truly comes out in the podcast with his off-the-cuff improv. One of a kind!

  • @boiboi3161
    @boiboi3161 3 года назад +56

    “I’d be black in seattle, that’s easy” 💀💀💀💀

  • @jrg1121
    @jrg1121 2 года назад +9

    The stories these guys are passing are super interesting. They've both lived such unique lives.

  • @mikeo759
    @mikeo759 5 лет назад +30

    Theo looks like Kid Rock is nearing the end of his life as Benjamin Button

    • @123G-r4d
      @123G-r4d 5 лет назад +1

      Mike O amazing

    • @yockinnottou
      @yockinnottou 5 лет назад +1

      Mike O this is the best one I’ve heard

  • @mattsamples9002
    @mattsamples9002 5 лет назад +13

    The Flowers for Algernon reference flashed me back to middle school 😂😂😂

  • @milyball
    @milyball 5 лет назад +36

    Theo: Commitment issues are actually about rejection ❤

    • @Michael-jr5ie
      @Michael-jr5ie 5 лет назад +1

      or they're about commitment...lol

    • @ElliottTimpf
      @ElliottTimpf 5 лет назад

      Not necessarily, I have commitment issues that are due to something better potentially coming along

    • @milyball
      @milyball 5 лет назад

      Guess it may only apply to neurotypical folks. Best luck either way!

  • @HudsonWalker-l5u
    @HudsonWalker-l5u Год назад +2

    Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny.. Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny..

  • @EastwoodFPS
    @EastwoodFPS 5 лет назад +32

    Gang Gang, Bunz Bunz.

  • @ObnoxiousBlightbringer
    @ObnoxiousBlightbringer 5 лет назад +19

    If these two are allowed to keep conspiring, we're gonna have a West Coast DC Sniper situation.

  • @RickPlems65
    @RickPlems65 5 лет назад +62

    “The other day i heard him say carry the 40.” -Theo

    • @HawaiianPunch557
      @HawaiianPunch557 5 лет назад +5

      Dude I cried when he said that lol

    • @jayt8532
      @jayt8532 4 года назад +3

      Lol. For anyone looking for a timestamp this convo is @1:02:36

    • @ticket2space621
      @ticket2space621 4 года назад

      Holy fucking shit

  • @nathanmazz3965
    @nathanmazz3965 2 года назад +6

    Hearing, "we're planning the tour 2020" "ah, I'm gonna need more time, maybe 2023" aged like fine wine

  • @WhitebeltDG
    @WhitebeltDG 5 лет назад +29

    Who else is trying to figure out who all the Simpson's characters are on the wall while also trying to listen to this podcast. Fricken hard man

  • @canacrackagetaname
    @canacrackagetaname 4 года назад +17

    I like how Theo makes Tom genuinely laugh.

  • @jeffdyer21
    @jeffdyer21 5 лет назад +110

    so we just gonna gloss over the coke dealer with a dead mom and a wolf in the back seat story? lol wtf

    • @Hehawtyragu
      @Hehawtyragu 5 лет назад +1

      Jeff Dyer haha he’s told it afew times I think on Joey diazs podcast you can catch it

  • @ragingmcqueen
    @ragingmcqueen 2 года назад +21

    Theo: I love being apart of surgeries... on myself,
    Also theo: I've had enough of medical professionals.
    These guys absolutely kill me

  • @dondreytaylor8001
    @dondreytaylor8001 5 лет назад +33

    "I'd go full latino before I go black" I'm done lol hahahaha

  • @jim7423
    @jim7423 5 лет назад +39

    Robert Paul Champagne made Theo's mural! Apparently Tom decapitated him and Christina's holding the trophy!? "I'm Lovin it!!

    • @jaqenhghar5756
      @jaqenhghar5756 5 лет назад +3

      Mcdonalds tagline on accident??! A true mommy !

    • @Lookielou
      @Lookielou 5 лет назад +5

      Jaqen H'ghar Noticing the reference at all makes your jeans quite high and tight too, sir.

    • @jaqenhghar5756
      @jaqenhghar5756 5 лет назад +2

      Amy touché 😏