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  • Опубликовано: 25 июн 2018
  • Bert Kreischer, comedian and host of the "Bertcast" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
    This podcast is brought to you by:
    Blue Apron: Go to blueapron.com/JOEY to get your first THREE meals for free.
    Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a 10% discount at checkout.
    Recorded live on 06/25/2018.

Комментарии • 833

  • @jigjig12
    @jigjig12 6 лет назад +107

    Lee “I’m definitely telling my therapist that.” Syatt 😂

  • @thehh5118
    @thehh5118 5 лет назад +74

    58:22 That fly was dead as soon as Joey laid his eyes on it 😂

  • @xaxabel
    @xaxabel 6 лет назад +45

    i love occasionally hearing sirens during church

  • @ZaZa-kp9gt
    @ZaZa-kp9gt 6 лет назад +237

    Uncle joey needs to write a book of just crazy’s story’s from his life.
    Then release an animated movie of it jre toon style.
    Or a late night adults only sitcom “everybody hates Chris” style. Joey narrating with someone playing a young joey.
    Joey as a kid running round jersey and nyc in the 70’s.
    Would be amazing.

  • @dopeyjoe4822
    @dopeyjoe4822 6 лет назад +224

    I love how Joey just gets guests on to tell em stories.

    • @BDEDGARX3
      @BDEDGARX3 2 года назад +6

      He always finds a relevant story.. elephant memory !

    • @mrthumbsy3557
      @mrthumbsy3557 2 года назад +3

      I’m tripping rock

    • @marytabin9171
      @marytabin9171 2 года назад

      Y rr err x rerwcvvvvvvvl

    • @redsolocup918
      @redsolocup918 Год назад

      @@mrthumbsy3557 is that ur thumb mate

    • @tr9294
      @tr9294 Год назад +2

      Wouldn't have it any other way

  • @three6alex159
    @three6alex159 6 лет назад +591

    Joeys life movie should be split in parts like the godfather

    • @JT-lb7oc
      @JT-lb7oc 6 лет назад +10

      Three 6 Alex your a genius man 👌

    • @Cavs191
      @Cavs191 6 лет назад +6

      Three 6 Alex it’s all fictional too just like The Godfather Lol

    • @pwfortner
      @pwfortner 6 лет назад +11

      Three 6 Alex part II where he’s deep in coke and prison would be so awesomely dark

    • @pwfortner
      @pwfortner 6 лет назад +6

      Three 6 Alex the kidnapping scene, oh man

    • @mikestaton9031
      @mikestaton9031 6 лет назад +8

      The Ballad of Uncle Joey and Lee the Savage

  • @SavedByTheBLOOD04
    @SavedByTheBLOOD04 6 лет назад +40

    “Does PETA care about flies?” Lee cracks me up! Great podcast... I don’t care what they say aboutcha, Bert.

  • @jonnybumps2394
    @jonnybumps2394 2 года назад +12

    “It bothers me when my dads out” this was me as a kid always worried about my father out drinking … I remember i used to be so scared he would die out there… never thought he’d actually die like only 10 years later

  • @Tony2times714
    @Tony2times714 5 лет назад +14

    Uncle Joey Diaz - you are a class act .The stories, the way you describe people and places - incredible- feels like I'm back in the 70s - being from n.y you take me back .
    Thank you Unk🤙

  • @redbeard6559
    @redbeard6559 6 лет назад +12

    Lee Syatt is slowly turning into Danny DeVito as Penguin.
    LONG LIVE THE MACHINE

  • @ezra2662
    @ezra2662 6 лет назад +23

    32:30 you will not be disappointed

  • @kerw1n561
    @kerw1n561 3 года назад +10

    Bert looks like he could play as Santa at Santa's Wonderland in Bass Pro Shops

  • @deeeee3685
    @deeeee3685 6 лет назад +14

    Everyone looking rough and it's not even 4th of July 😂😂

  • @themadplotter
    @themadplotter 6 лет назад +129

    Lee Hummus neck bringing in those stoned flys

  • @coreytrevor1920
    @coreytrevor1920 3 года назад +16

    1:30:13 what a pure moment between lee and bert, its rad when guests are cool with lee

    • @c7lee
      @c7lee 2 года назад +1

      the part when Lee says he doesn't want to bother surviving an apocalypse and Bert tries to convince him to live

  • @antonkarasti7619
    @antonkarasti7619 6 лет назад +19

    Joey and Lee, you propably won't see this message but I can tell you.. your podcast makes me feel better on rainy days. Keep going as you were and Joey, your motivational tweets seriously motivates me.. one of the best comics around period!! Mad respect from Finland!

  • @Kyle-bg5vw
    @Kyle-bg5vw 6 лет назад +24

    Skip to 1:54:30 to get a tremendous little lullaby from dear Uncle Joey

  • @anthonyortega3489
    @anthonyortega3489 6 лет назад +8

    "I don't have any hairspraiy at home" - Lee Syatt

  • @Matthew-Godsgift
    @Matthew-Godsgift Год назад +1

    uncle Joey really brings out the best in people I can actually tolerate this Bert

  • @jtburton4624
    @jtburton4624 6 лет назад +6

    Joey says he's not a headliner he's one of about 6 or 7 comics I'd pay to see

  • @father_daughterreptiles5836
    @father_daughterreptiles5836 5 лет назад +2

    Uncle Joey is the best! Love your rawness and realness and sharp witt!

  • @davidglass2635
    @davidglass2635 6 лет назад +2

    Great podcast guys! Also the volume was uploaded great, I could listen to it in my work truck through the auxiliary instead of earbuds for a change.

  • @MisssPeachykeen
    @MisssPeachykeen 6 лет назад +3

    This was a really good one with Bert. Love the swimming talk!

  • @rdjproduction8749
    @rdjproduction8749 6 лет назад +4

    "I woulda sued rogan for not being on the bus." Dead

  • @TRUElyBlessed88
    @TRUElyBlessed88 6 лет назад +53

    Lee with his occasional moans

  • @clavididk1236
    @clavididk1236 6 лет назад +16

    This is the best podcast iv seen in a long time

  • @BenJohnsonDotNet
    @BenJohnsonDotNet 3 года назад +2

    It amuses me how Joey used to make his guests sit through the long-ass ad reads. 😆

  • @chrishodges3827
    @chrishodges3827 6 лет назад

    Joey Diaz podcast is like my daily cup of coffee in the morning !!

  • @MrDugiwe
    @MrDugiwe 6 лет назад +1

    LOL at the sirens and dogs barking in the background...

  • @BernicePanders
    @BernicePanders 6 лет назад +25

    Sounds like a great neighborhood their studio is in! Sirens & barking dogs all the time! 😅

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 6 лет назад +11

      Bernice Panders I think it's near Ventura Blvd or West Hollywood, same neighborhood/apartments where Samuel L Jackson kills Chris Tucker in the movie "Jackie Brown".

  • @malia5365
    @malia5365 6 лет назад +1

    18min in and I’m loving Bert

  • @joeblow7775
    @joeblow7775 6 лет назад

    Joey Diaz is the best story teller of all time. It actually doesn't matter whether any of his stories are true or not

  • @jakubyakub
    @jakubyakub 6 лет назад +2

    1:57:33
    Had to come back for the hand gesture 👋
    And the good ol nappy noo noo time👌
    😂

  • @409playa
    @409playa 5 лет назад +1

    Uncle Joey's advertisement skills are on point!

  • @filibertogarciasi
    @filibertogarciasi 6 лет назад +2

    Bert looking like Joey found him on the streets and allowed him into his home to get away from the cold. "Have a beer(s) buddy"

    • @bowen704
      @bowen704 6 лет назад

      Yorkie Terrier Family 😂

  • @Prod_D
    @Prod_D 6 лет назад +1

    🎼Go To Sleep, My Babyyyy
    Lola-Heeee🎼
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Rollinnnnn!!!!

  • @yvonnekimberlin1439
    @yvonnekimberlin1439 4 года назад +3

    And now to Bert. You don’t know how much respect I have for your meet n greet. I saw you in Melbourne last year and got to shake the hand of one of, if not my fav comic. The fact you make the effort to meet the people that admire you and come to see you live, and return that respect . Your a good egg.

  • @BRAMBIN_MCSHAMBIN
    @BRAMBIN_MCSHAMBIN 5 лет назад +1

    Damn sirens in every podcast I pause it feeling all paranoid and it’s in the background lol

  • @dnalink9371
    @dnalink9371 5 лет назад +2

    I wonder if the "Nutritionalist" approves neck hummus in the diet plan

  • @oneadaylyrics
    @oneadaylyrics 5 лет назад +3

    I love story time with uncle Joey!!!

  • @akgp1975
    @akgp1975 6 лет назад +4

    46:28 Savage mode! Love it!

  • @tommykeeling7697
    @tommykeeling7697 5 лет назад +1

    Amazing 👍👍👍 watching this because I’m in withdrawal already

  • @markanthonymeaney1914
    @markanthonymeaney1914 6 лет назад +1

    Loved it! Class

  • @patrickarwood9606
    @patrickarwood9606 6 лет назад +54

    I miss him doing edibles smoking bowls and watching the parascopes before the podcast

    • @i_ares_i_8177
      @i_ares_i_8177 6 лет назад +6

      Patrick Arwood yep me too man

    • @jasminewood395
      @jasminewood395 6 лет назад +4

      Why don't they do shit like that anymore?

    • @Gekokujo76
      @Gekokujo76 6 лет назад +14

      People will say that RUclips is cracking down on drug related shows...and Ive read that too. That said, if Joey cant do the Morning Joint, how come I just saw a new episode of Getting Doug With High was put out tonight? The days of big bong hits, stars of dett, and Lee having an excuse for his tardiness/tardness are over. It was fun while it lasted. RIP Owen Benjamin RIP Sarah Tianna

    • @AtbChronic
      @AtbChronic 6 лет назад +2

      Gekokujo76 lmao. He still does pre church periscopes tho doesn’t he?

  • @justjen5355
    @justjen5355 6 лет назад +2

    Joey says my neck smells like hummus 😂😂😂

  • @christopherchesler5717
    @christopherchesler5717 6 лет назад

    The only dude who makes his commercials entertaining

  • @batmanforealz4402
    @batmanforealz4402 2 года назад

    Love all these guy!

  • @OMGSOCOM
    @OMGSOCOM 3 года назад +2

    33:07 I swear every podcast there sirens 🚨 in the background lmao

  • @JJhugganstuff
    @JJhugganstuff 6 лет назад +2

    Damn, I didn't know Joey had a singing voice! That lullaby was beautiful.

  • @geraldfarr8279
    @geraldfarr8279 6 лет назад +1

    Great podcast! Love Bart!

  • @blackiowa
    @blackiowa 2 года назад

    When he opens the door and the fire truck goes by. Tremendous

  • @momo3244
    @momo3244 11 месяцев назад +3

    First heard all these stories when I was 23. They are funnier and more appreciated at 28!

    • @bigjoocy1185
      @bigjoocy1185 9 месяцев назад +1

      I'm 29 now and in the same boat with you there, now we can relate lmaoo

  • @Tyler.flynn.16
    @Tyler.flynn.16 6 лет назад

    Great podcast fellas👍🏻

  • @Theeebear93
    @Theeebear93 5 лет назад

    Lee Syatt is so gigglish haha, love the podcast!

  • @derekcullin357
    @derekcullin357 4 года назад +2

    The power of the cats??? WTF?! Man that weed is frying his brain!! Lol 🤣 Joey is the man tho!

  • @dtown902
    @dtown902 6 лет назад +1

    Killing flies lol. That was hilarious

  • @ivanc9231
    @ivanc9231 6 лет назад

    Those adds kill me LMAO BAAM

  • @nikola7802
    @nikola7802 Год назад +1

    We are so close to the Release of Joey's book next year that's dope!!

  • @2boosted385
    @2boosted385 3 года назад +2

    32:30 just this laugh alone made me cry 😂😂

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад

    Yooo it could definitely be that, Those flies got contact high 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @rustybritches6747
    @rustybritches6747 3 года назад +1

    The corona arch! LOL

  • @therooffairy5979
    @therooffairy5979 6 лет назад +3

    Bert " i have heaps of flies in my backyard" Kreischer

  • @n.e.o.359
    @n.e.o.359 6 лет назад

    thanks again

  • @alexarchuletta3698
    @alexarchuletta3698 5 лет назад +2

    These are two comedians that I've had a genuine interest in and it's just beautiful. Great podcast

  • @rocknrollson9440
    @rocknrollson9440 3 года назад +1

    Lee “I maybe a Jew but I’m the flying jew” syatt

  • @redd3032
    @redd3032 6 лет назад

    I don't have hairspray-Lee 😂😂😂

  • @TheRocbeast
    @TheRocbeast 6 лет назад

    The police sirens tho......😂😂😂😂

  • @cameronevans9905
    @cameronevans9905 3 года назад +1

    I just flew and I checked my guitar. Guess I'm an asshole now 😂

  • @alexprice2424
    @alexprice2424 6 лет назад +2

    He had two sons... And we all got along lol hahahah

  • @joescho
    @joescho 5 лет назад

    ‘Who do you think you’re talking to, joey bananas?’😂

  • @scottballard5575
    @scottballard5575 6 лет назад +2

    Burt's hair powder is sweating down his forehead..., you're killing it Burnt Chrysler...

  • @choppertj1
    @choppertj1 5 лет назад +1

    You’re trying to breathe??? THERE IS SOMEONE ON STAGE!!!
    Bwahahaha 😂😭

  • @arturoesquina4364
    @arturoesquina4364 6 лет назад

    "And you can hear there fuckN hunterdness!" ....best Joey Diaz quote of the show!!!

    • @Jayyy667
      @Jayyy667 6 лет назад

      Arturo Esquina what?

  • @Nathan8rr
    @Nathan8rr 6 лет назад +2

    Love you guys! Great fucking podcast, as always. I'm a bit late watching i know. But thank you Bert, Lee and Uncle Joey.

  • @GREVIEWS02
    @GREVIEWS02 3 года назад

    Lee and Burt talking alone was great

  • @RRwescoast
    @RRwescoast 6 лет назад +6

    Can someone make a compilation of this long winded classic uncle Joey laughs? I’d love to get high as a kite and watch a 10min compilation of joey Diaz’s epic laughs

  • @BalistikYaBoy
    @BalistikYaBoy 6 лет назад +2

    I would’ve sued Rogan for not being there in the bus. Lmaooo

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад

    Orange is the new Purple is the new name
    Joey said it to many times for it not to be lmaoo

  • @mickykittl3870
    @mickykittl3870 4 года назад +1

    1:02 is the best part of this podcast ‼️😂

  • @Gabagool101
    @Gabagool101 Год назад

    I love at 5:20 Joey sounds like he’s doing an impression of himself

  • @gator4458
    @gator4458 5 лет назад +4

    I love these podcasts Lee is Hilarious and Joey Diaz is so relatable

  • @benmeadors6799
    @benmeadors6799 6 лет назад +1

    "Does PETA care about flies?" 😂

  • @FrancisofMaine
    @FrancisofMaine 5 лет назад

    This...is....a.....gem.

  • @woodspringstcg
    @woodspringstcg 6 лет назад

    The church of what's happening now - a better way to cook 🔥🍀

  • @jbush7717
    @jbush7717 5 лет назад +1

    Exactly one year ago today bro, some how they've still managed to grow

  • @kylesundell1554
    @kylesundell1554 5 лет назад +1

    This podcast cheers me up on rainy days alot.It keeps me sane and not board or doing that quiet room thinking.Take some bong rips,smoke a eagle and chill....Crazy bcuz i wonder if these guys know how owsome they are,prob kept me from being the next mass shooter.LOL..

  • @guccipitts
    @guccipitts 6 лет назад +1

    Omg Joey's laugh at 32:30 😂😂😂

  • @menohrndz8846
    @menohrndz8846 Год назад

    Bert came to the bar I work at after a show a couple weeks ago. Took pictures with everyone and was super nice. Then I talked to him and got him out thru the back exit because it got to be too much. Super nice guy and awesome dude.

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад +1

    1:30:10 if your having a bad day just keep playing Bert Tremendous laugh over & over 🤣

  • @alexb.5097
    @alexb.5097 5 лет назад +4

    When he killed that first fly I went straight to the comments section.
    Land! Land! I Dare Ya!

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 5 лет назад

    It was pretty interesting listening to Bert and Lee go back and forth when Joey got up to piss.

  • @petesimone5295
    @petesimone5295 2 года назад

    I wish I had Uncle Joey in my life.

  • @christm2039
    @christm2039 4 года назад +2

    1:54:28 for whenever you need to sleep 😂

  • @mikepetersen9887
    @mikepetersen9887 6 лет назад +1

    At least Bert said “magazine “ not clip! Good for you kriesh

  • @billybob-hv5hl
    @billybob-hv5hl 6 лет назад +45

    Tom looks horrible

    • @ryanwood8480
      @ryanwood8480 6 лет назад +2

      billy bob Funniest RUclips comment ever period.

    • @V5869
      @V5869 5 лет назад +1

      Yes!

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 3 года назад

      Yeah Tom went downhill after Christina P left him for Theo gang gang

  • @capnmatt3230
    @capnmatt3230 6 лет назад +1

    ...IT WAS '84!
    This is gonna be a good one

  • @saxogrammaticus3917
    @saxogrammaticus3917 Год назад

    I think people go there for confession to Joey 😂😂😂

  • @bigheverly
    @bigheverly 6 лет назад

    If I was on that bus Conner through the dolly at I'd be like Ray Charles, holding walls with glasses and shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Joey you're a beast

  • @Donamtrx
    @Donamtrx 4 года назад +1

    Had a squirrel in the ceiling for a year...coming & going like he paid rent here...loved to hang out over the bedroom. I made dents all over the ceiling hitting it w a broomstick. Called a pro...even he couldn't figure out how it was getting in. Then in the summer we started to get relentless flies downstairs & found a squirrel in the chimney. The madness stopped. 🤞🏻

  • @slcmt2
    @slcmt2 2 года назад

    crazy to see burt listen