This is the greatest interview with dice I’ve ever seen in my life. This is absolute gold! I’m crying so hard! I could listen to dice dog all day! Undisputed, heavyweight champ!
OMG, I can’t believe these comments didn’t explode, I just watched the SINGLE BEST Podcast!!!! I don’t know how you managed to get Dice in full character 4 that long, the was GOLD BERT!!! I hope the show wasn’t scrapped, Great Job
its because under the tuff guy he realized hes not gonna smoke a durrie in Berts space... its the family home. any other situation he would light up. 👍
There's a clip of Dice on Joey Diaz's podcast talking about buying cars. He explains that as cool as a Mercedes s class is, the challenger is cooler and he says with full accent, "...and that's why I gaaaahhttt it" There's a clip of Sebastian on Joe's podcast talking about hospitality. He explains that he's got cigars at his house even though he doesn't smoke just in case someone wants one and he goes "You want it, I gaaahhtt it" It's crazy how deep the influence goes.
Dice is and will always be one of the funniest comics to ever step on a stage. I feel bad for people that didn’t get to see him come up from the 80’s and 90’s. You have to know his humor to appreciate it today. Legend.
I know ... They are just like millennial jerkoffs... Lol. Any comedian today, will never ever hold a candle to Andrew Dice Clay. Imfuckinpossible! And it's so funny cause most comedians today reference him. Dice definitely deserves more respect than these little toads are giving him.
Awesome dialog gentlemen, thanks a lot. Some of the comments here crack me up. I wasn't much of a Dice fan, but he was a huge draw back when. Nothing lasts forever, but at least he smashed while he was on top, and even when his stock was down, he was still packing venues he was booked at. Not many can say that
I believe that if Dice had a captivating Documentary about his career and the time period it would give the younger generation an idea of just how big he was. Listen people know The Beatles mania but people have NO CLUE just how big they actually were.
Wouldn't help, people are stupid. How many mushmouthed potbelly Facebook users have you seen over the last year screeching about "98% survival rate!!!" Not understanding that 2% is literally millions of people. The average random person is dumb as hell and has no ability to grasp numbers of influence
It JUST Hit Me... Stand Up Is The New Vaudville ! :) People traveling Far &Wide to earn A Living by Entertaining People ^_^ Twas Always A Hard Slog so I Tip My Hat To'Em :D RESPECT.
The best part of the video is the video description trying to wrap up what was discussed here in a pleasantly wrapped misleading way. With that being said huge legend fuckinghilarious although rough around the edges. Just imagine all the MASSIVE dopamine rushes he had gotten used to in his career, of course he’s gonna come off as bitter now. LET THE MAN COPE and respect the man who paved the way for all the crude comedians we love so much!
Right... and it's like he doesn't even know what to say half the time. I've never heard him just say "yeah" (over and over and over) after Dice tells a great story. It was almost insulting but luckily Dice didn't seem to care.
for a change, usually he doesnt shut up, asks questions just so he can answer them. been watching artie lange's new podcast, hes doing the same thing, hope he stops.
Seriously, it was bothering how many times Bert just said "yeah..." after so many great things Dice said. Not sure what was going on but definitely wasn't his normal self.
@@michaelfrazia4569 I think it's hilarious that it's happened. It was only a matter of time before they started turning on each other. The political state of affairs in Victoria isn't great with Chairman Dan Andrews calling the shot. I live in Queensland and even though we have a Labor government here it's nowhere near as bad as down there our Premier is pretty much a "yes person" and does everything the unions tell her to do.
@@soyuzdavillan721 we over here in America are not to far you guys as far as this goes...the govt is just trying to push rules and mandates through that normally would have been rejected...they use covid to make people think they have to accept Vax mandates and other overzealous methods...just like our government created the patriot act after the trade center bombing supposedly for our protection only to turn it against us...trust me...they came in and shook my business down only to find nothing. cost me almost 200 grand between fighting it and lost wages ...they used the patriot act to gain access...eventually any vaccine mandates and passports will be used against us in some way ...history always repeats, but the sheep always fall prey
Dice isn't good for your brand Bert, probably just one of those things you had to do though. I'd love for this guy to be on The Bonfire...try talking over Soder and Big Jay 😂😂
I love the personality he is and he’s funny when he’s just talking sometimes but I never found him that funny on stage. He was an entertaining character
@Benny Blanco I mean yeah I listened to both. It sounds like that's more of his egos coping mechanism than the truth. He can't sell tickets. Makes me sad honestly...
@@flickmybic7174 because hes not that funny to be honest. His humor is from a different time period and doesnt transition well to the age of the internet. He was funniest back when people didnt didnt take chances and didnt push the envelope and know what funny actually was. Hes more of an egotistical niche gimmick then anything now lol
@@flickmybic7174 he had a niche act that set him apart in his day. It just wore itself out I guess...he and his act just don't "fit in" in this era. That being said if he's ever in my area I'd still buy a ticket!
I think it's fantastic.. finally a comic comes on who bert can't just blabber off and talk over telling his own fucking terrible stories about his kids and his day to day life with no humor.. Bert needed this humbling very bad.
I am guessing Bert wanted a serious interview with some juicy 80’s comic scene gossip, but what he got was a has-been doing the same act he’s done since the 80’s. The least Dice could have done was bring some new material.
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The adventures of Ford Fairlane was one of my favourite movies
Same here, What a lineup!! From Wayne Newton to Priscilla Presley and all the way to Freddy Krueger!!!
Release the mollycast
and speaking of molly's... have molly and brad on (ftr, I know not same molly)
I wanna see what Bert and Ari are like trippin balls!
Bert, Let's be adults here! Just post the podcast with Ari!
I think Bert is an anti-semite
Mantis Tobaggan I always knew he was a racist. Makes sense he hates Jews too. Got that whole white power vibe goin on.
Ol’ Mantis !!
Cuz its evidence of a crime, lol.
we will get to see it in about 7 years when the criminal reporting time has lapsed.
Dice is the only one that makes Bert listen
Bert scared shitless, he knows Dice gets real DICEY if you slightly piss him off or say the wrong thing.
Loved Pretty in Pink and Dice’s stand-up. Dice was the doorman on Pretty in Pink. I still watch it once a year. ❤❤
Even when Dice just speaks casually, he's the funniest man alive.
This is the greatest interview with dice I’ve ever seen in my life. This is absolute gold! I’m crying so hard! I could listen to dice dog all day! Undisputed, heavyweight champ!
Finally a video where Bert's not just talking about what he does and pushing creating a podcast. It's good to hear what the guest has to fully say
I've hung out with dice in vegas a few times. What a great guy. Couldn't say enough good things about him. ❤️
RELEASE THE #MOLLYCAST
andrew gangemi
#mollygate
It's well overdue!!!
He is obviously gay and hiding it
OMG, I can’t believe these comments didn’t explode, I just watched the SINGLE BEST Podcast!!!! I don’t know how you managed to get Dice in full character 4 that long, the was GOLD BERT!!!
I hope the show wasn’t scrapped, Great Job
I love how Dice can just talk and one story leads into another lol
thats called talking
I like how you said "he never shuts the f*ck up!" without saying it.
I swear to god, Dice sounds just like an episode of Monday Morning Podcast. EVERYTHING about the way he talks.
Oh man that's gone downhill lately.
@@GK-qc5ry i’m just over all the sports, the rest of it is decent
Dice makes Bert look like an introvert, Anyone else can barely get in a word around Bert.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a Tuffet.... along came a spida, he sat down beside ha sayin “Aye, what’s in the bowl Bert?”
"I'm a romantic"
-Dice
I mean, Romance.
In the early 90’s when we’re teens me and my friends use to watch Dices stand-up on VHS and die laughing while we got hammered. Good times.
“You can get hurt when you’re banging something that big” lol.
Thanks Bert!!!! Love the podcast!! Thanks for a great interview with Dice!!!!
Jake Stilson 🤣
Vin Diesel has let himself go...
Thats hilarious
People don't "let themselves go" … people duct-tape themselves together to fake it.
Hahahaha hilarious
And he stole Harry Caray's glasses....the scumbag..
Fucking hilarious 😂
I was playing a video game called overwatch and someone had the name BertKreischer. You've made it man.
You're the man Dice! Its time for Day the Laughter Died Part 3. You were awesome on Different Strokes. Youre the GREATEST
OHHHH! IM OVA HERE NOW!
GIVE US MOLLYCAST!!
Never lights his cigarette for an hour and a half, just holds it.
I think he quit and it's a coping mechanism
James Anderson Bert should try that with food lol just hold a burrito in his hand and not eat it.
@@JD-ns9mr lmfao that could be his new gimmick, no shirt and an untouched burrito
its because under the tuff guy
he realized
hes not gonna smoke a durrie in Berts space... its the family home.
any other situation he would light up. 👍
@@tkcaapi2876 yeah except one he's movi g out that house soon lol. And two he's let others move cigs before
DICE is and will always be my hero! THAT is how you deliver comedy right there or in the stage you just pour it out. ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT ❤️
He makes Bert nervous, love it
Fuck yes. Bert has deserved this for so long.
Man this was badass ,Dice at his best still kicking ass and taking names.
After watching this all I can think is, Dice definitely punched that guy and doesn’t remember it.
Lmfao I agree
That's the ambients for ya... Blame the sarg 🤣
great episode, dice is a legend of the 80s/90s
Never realized Sebastian is just a clean Dice
He opened for dice for years
He sucks
There's a clip of Dice on Joey Diaz's podcast talking about buying cars. He explains that as cool as a Mercedes s class is, the challenger is cooler and he says with full accent,
"...and that's why I gaaaahhttt it"
There's a clip of Sebastian on Joe's podcast talking about hospitality. He explains that he's got cigars at his house even though he doesn't smoke just in case someone wants one and he goes
"You want it, I gaaahhtt it"
It's crazy how deep the influence goes.
Dice looks like he's been hanging out with Steven Seagal too much.
He's at his best just like this. love it.
If they could do a remake of that one where De Niro kidnapped Jerry Lewis but instead they use Dice that would be epic
Hardest I've laughed in a long time!! It's so awkwardly perfect
Bert!!! I love this, Yeah I am a big fan of DICE and had the same experience of reciting his jokes at the lunch table also.
This was absolutely hysterical
Dice is and will always be one of the funniest comics to ever step on a stage. I feel bad for people that didn’t get to see him come up from the 80’s and 90’s. You have to know his humor to appreciate it today. Legend.
Cigarette: "Light me god damn it"
Dice: "Did i ever tell you about the time...?"
Great interview with the Dice man!
Bert should've asked Dice on being 'cancelled' for a laugh to get his reaction! Would've been classic!...LOL.
Dice is making the rounds this week with all these podcast friends
I’m glad Bert let him talk
All the negative comments about Dice in this are coming from people who have never seen his act or knows anything about the character he plays.
But the question is - is he a character now?
I know ... They are just like millennial jerkoffs... Lol. Any comedian today, will never ever hold a candle to Andrew Dice Clay. Imfuckinpossible!
And it's so funny cause most comedians today reference him. Dice definitely deserves more respect than these little toads are giving him.
I miss open tabs :/
*snowed in going to work late today and just woke up to this!....yes!!!!*
Awesome dialog gentlemen, thanks a lot.
Some of the comments here crack me up.
I wasn't much of a Dice fan, but he was a huge draw back when.
Nothing lasts forever, but at least he smashed while he was on top, and even when his stock was down, he was still packing venues he was booked at.
Not many can say that
“You sick? Cause I don’t wanna catch nothin.” *pulls out a cigarette and picks up venti coffee*
Watching Dice pull out a legit folder calendar reminds me of anytime I see my mom... boomers am I right
I believe that if Dice had a captivating Documentary about his career and the time period it would give the younger generation an idea of just how big he was.
Listen people know The Beatles mania but people have NO CLUE just how big they actually were.
Wouldn't help, people are stupid. How many mushmouthed potbelly Facebook users have you seen over the last year screeching about "98% survival rate!!!" Not understanding that 2% is literally millions of people. The average random person is dumb as hell and has no ability to grasp numbers of influence
Ouch, that was painful. First Bertcast I have turned off before it was over.
So boring...dumb character
Dice... the only man that sounds like an Italian from Brooklyn, but with a Woody Allen-level of Jewish neuroticism.
I wish I could see dice mans face while bert does the sponsor readings
Bet he has toeless leather socks and a leather thong
I bet..
Damn it man, even your commercial is entertaining. You're awesome Bert.
Top 5 bertcasts ever. Dice is just Dice. Bert is just racist. Love it
Is that a TB "Devil" Ray's hat Bert!!!!!! Such great memories of those $3 bleacher seats at the Trop!!!!!
OMG!! I had to stand up at the end during the phone call.. it was too much... Hilarious!
Dice is the Steven Seagal of comedy. In all the worst ways and all the unintentionally hilarious ways
Epic!!! At the end he does show more of his softer side and his true self, great podcast!! I’m gonna guess rogan is next for him
Day the laughter died might be the greatest standup album ever
It JUST Hit Me...
Stand Up Is The New Vaudville ! :)
People traveling Far &Wide to earn A Living by Entertaining People ^_^
Twas Always A Hard Slog so I Tip My Hat To'Em :D
RESPECT.
The best part of the video is the video description trying to wrap up what was discussed here in a pleasantly wrapped misleading way. With that being said huge legend fuckinghilarious although rough around the edges. Just imagine all the MASSIVE dopamine rushes he had gotten used to in his career, of course he’s gonna come off as bitter now. LET THE MAN COPE and respect the man who paved the way for all the crude comedians we love so much!
bert is so scared of dice.i never seen him this respectfull.he interupts everybody usually.
I noticed that..... He usually bursts in on damn near every story. lol
Right... and it's like he doesn't even know what to say half the time. I've never heard him just say "yeah" (over and over and over) after Dice tells a great story. It was almost insulting but luckily Dice didn't seem to care.
Uncle Joey's the same way.
He's nearly as bad as Joey Diaz about talking about them selves. If Diaz and Bert were in a room they would sit and talk to themselves
I mean c’mon give him a break, its Dice who ya kiddin’ the man’s his idol
Awesome. You brought out the real Diceman. Love this.
Bert’s out of his interview podcast league on this one.
Brah this is a show! 😂 Dice is the man!
17 minutes in and Bert hasn't said anything but 'Yeah', Dice 'Motherfucking' Clay for you people.
for a change, usually he doesnt shut up, asks questions just so he can answer them. been watching artie lange's new podcast, hes doing the same thing, hope he stops.
@@TheOriginalArchie i agree Artie needs to slow the pace down and let the guests speak!
Seriously, it was bothering how many times Bert just said "yeah..." after so many great things Dice said. Not sure what was going on but definitely wasn't his normal self.
Love this Pod! Outstanding Bert
I don't even know what ruffage is! Dice going in on salads got me for some reason! This went really well Berty Boy!
Just saw him at the stand he was great !! Laughing so hard
"Let's not make believe you're the only guy that's ever been to Australia."
Dice trolling life itself.
Brilliant. Dice trolling life
I like to think Australia is the best country in the world.
@@soyuzdavillan721 lolll...not anymore that the left has turned on its own people
@@michaelfrazia4569 I think it's hilarious that it's happened. It was only a matter of time before they started turning on each other. The political state of affairs in Victoria isn't great with Chairman Dan Andrews calling the shot. I live in Queensland and even though we have a Labor government here it's nowhere near as bad as down there our Premier is pretty much a "yes person" and does everything the unions tell her to do.
@@soyuzdavillan721 we over here in America are not to far you guys as far as this goes...the govt is just trying to push rules and mandates through that normally would have been rejected...they use covid to make people think they have to accept Vax mandates and other overzealous methods...just like our government created the patriot act after the trade center bombing supposedly for our protection only to turn it against us...trust me...they came in and shook my business down only to find nothing. cost me almost 200 grand between fighting it and lost wages ...they used the patriot act to gain access...eventually any vaccine mandates and passports will be used against us in some way ...history always repeats, but the sheep always fall prey
Bert's cackles are the best! Dice has some great moments. Bert knows it. I know it. We all know it. Bert cackles.
Dice isn't good for your brand Bert, probably just one of those things you had to do though. I'd love for this guy to be on The Bonfire...try talking over Soder and Big Jay 😂😂
I believe he's been on The Bonfire. Big Jay is Dice's son's favourite comedian.
I love the personality he is and he’s funny when he’s just talking sometimes but I never found him that funny on stage. He was an entertaining character
Dream level podcast unlocked
dice is brilliant. he goes on Bobby Lee and it's straight jokes...on here it's great stories...reads a room like no other
Iowa resident here. Ain’t even offended. All true.
The last 10 minutes, AHAHAH. Dice just pushing about Bert's new show.
Dice is gonna blow the deal for Bert... 😂
Bert could of gone inside the house, made a sandwich and the Dice man wouldn't of noticed lol
DICE ON THE CALL FOR BERTS SHOW FUCKINGGGG KILLLEDDD MEEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So dice can't sell tickets anymore huh
Is this dice...sounds like it
@Benny Blanco I mean yeah I listened to both. It sounds like that's more of his egos coping mechanism than the truth. He can't sell tickets. Makes me sad honestly...
@@davidtidwell7987 why do you think that is?
@@flickmybic7174 because hes not that funny to be honest. His humor is from a different time period and doesnt transition well to the age of the internet. He was funniest back when people didnt didnt take chances and didnt push the envelope and know what funny actually was. Hes more of an egotistical niche gimmick then anything now lol
@@flickmybic7174 he had a niche act that set him apart in his day. It just wore itself out I guess...he and his act just don't "fit in" in this era. That being said if he's ever in my area I'd still buy a ticket!
Load zapper. OMG!!! I'm howling laughing.
#MOLLYCAST 🙏🏽😬
This is the greatest Episode ever
That phone call brought me to fucking tears. I could not stop laughing.
39:34 ONE LEG UP YOU GOT TO GIVE THE COMMAND ALWAYS 😂
That scuba mask Dice has on is distracting.
It accentuates that big Jew schnoz he's got stuck on his mug
Well so much for respecting Dice as an entertaininer. This guy sucks, 5 minutes in, and I'm already annoyed he's still talking.
*did u go pet the koala beahhhh yet? LMAO*
Dice brings his folder...😁👍🤟😎
hes a legend.
Where do you get your hats Bert?
I've been dying to know for months now!
Happy New Year to you and yours Bert!
Release the tapes Bert
I wanna drink that coffee
FFS, Dice is wearing Charles Nelson Reilly glasses.
Love how dice holds the cigg the entire podcast without lighting it as if its glued to his fingers
This is horrible. Bert seems to want out of this podcast almost immediately.
Cause he knows he is sitting with a LEGEND.
I think it's fantastic.. finally a comic comes on who bert can't just blabber off and talk over telling his own fucking terrible stories about his kids and his day to day life with no humor.. Bert needed this humbling very bad.
I am guessing Bert wanted a serious interview with some juicy 80’s comic scene gossip, but what he got was a has-been doing the same act he’s done since the 80’s. The least Dice could have done was bring some new material.
@@lbburgett Bert wanted the Dice from back in the day, doing the same bits. He's definitely not a washed up comedian.
"you know how they are with the cheese.. and the ranch dressingg.." fuckin dead HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 14:30
Give us the Air episode. Awesome to see Dice on here.
Dude; Bert and Dice are gunna do magic.
Love Dice.He's the best!