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- Опубликовано: 25 мар 2018
- Michael Rapaport, an actor known seen in "True Romance" and the host of the "I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast" and Nick Turturro seen in "NYPD Blue" and "The Longest Yard", join Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.
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Recorded live on 03/25/2018.
A bunch of old ass new yorkers talking about colonoscopies, this episode had me dying haha
Procure a b***** dela eu procuro a b***** dela para encher de porrada não procura a b***** dela
Lmao what u lose like 5 pounds or something?
I was good hahaha
they're like the Jewish and Italian Beavis and Butthead
The BEST COCO Podcast Ever!
It's like the glass half full or half empty. You can put it that way and be divisive or you can say that they're "Two New York Guys" and instantly they're like brothers. We're so much more the same than we are different.
and joey is tod
Tremendous
My super power is talking shit haha haha !
Man I’d kill for a sequel of this episode. The whole podcast felt like a genuine conversation.
at the end of a misarable 9to5 job coming home and watching this podcast makes my day.
Me too brother hope all is well
@@ryanhny amen lads
If you’re still working it, quit and move to Ecuador or something bro. Not worth it
@@haydensmith8537 yah let's quit the shitty 9to5 and go live in a 3rd world country
@@haydensmith8537 Ecuador or something 😂😂
This is so New York, great episode
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Being from England my view of New Yorkers is crazy loud mouth and hilarious guy who makes up bullshit stories all the time.
@King Arthur Joey makes shit up all the time. I feel like he starts with a little truth then makes it grow into a huge story as he goes along.
@@ChrisMisc1 huh? what about Londoners? Or all other cities in the UK? Just say you are from a village next time..
@@Stoney-Jacksman What are you asking me?
i friggin love how nick is so invested when rappaport speaks. this is hands down top 3 best church episodes. still listening to it years later 🤟🤟
He’s his hype man everyone needs one like him lmfao
@@Left_coast_bullies fo sho😄
Same. I listen to it once a month. Pure entertainment. I'm a fly on the wall with uncles from New York that I never had lol. Love this episode. Especially the talk about the cholitis "you gotta figure it out" "ain't no figuring it out. I got cholitis" 😂😂😂
As a NYer living in Los Angeles...this episode made me feel like home! Thanks Uncle Joey!
Rapaport seems like that friend that always hangs around and always irritates the hell outta everybody
Accents like this make me understand murder for no reason
But he also seems like a good guy. Authentic.
He kept leaving Lee out and Joey had to remind em😭
I could nver stand that guy
😂❤ your funny I guess his personality 😊
2 Jews, a Dago and a Cuban walk into a podcast....
primaltwist he’s Italian? I thought he was a short Hispanic
Urban Gamer Brigade yeah, I always thought he was a Rican
Who left you in charge you piece of merda
@nikto45 Only "smacked around" by triggered SJWs on internet...but in real life, nobody gets offended bc they know it's not meant hateful. It's just street talk
@@thismothafuckasaid7304 tell it like it is brother!!. Thats the problem now a days with these fucking libtards they get triggered and offended by jokes.. Ppl specially men today are so sensitive man its nasty!!
It was quiet, but I heard you Lee. We're all family in here brother.
He only opens up his true self with people he likes and knows seems to me he has some insecurities
If you looked and acted like him you would too
James Thomas don’t shame a man for enjoying butthole pleasures. It’s 2018. Butthole pleasures are what’s cool.
Mr. Meatballs yeah that’s true he’s just afraid of being judged by them
how are u gonna talk shit about a man supporting our brother Lee damn man
Rappaport and Torturro need to do a podcast together.
I'd watch religiously
@@rachelc586 I'd watch profuciously
the three of em are dynamite
@@CJ_YT. absolute kowabunga
Nick n bill Burr should watch a red Sox Yankee game together
OMG THEY SHOULD DO THAT ON PPV. ID TOTALLY CUE IN
It will end up in a drunken Irish fist fight
Joey shows how loyalty to the flying jew.he lets the people know that he also in the room. Love this podcast
Alvin Rofkahr gotta Show love for the real Nazi killa straight out of Nazareth !
Yea man I’ve noticed that too it speaks to Joey’s character.. he seems like an old school loyal type of guy
Joey's a real friend, rare these days
what part of the podcast?
Hell yeah man that shit warmed my icy cold heart. Nothing better than brotherly love.
The faces Lee makes is the best part of the episode
t1337Dude LMAO
t1337Dude starts at 8:25
Lee is high as a kite
This is still such a great podcast. Joey just sat back and let them go. Rapp and Nick sitting knee to knee like brothers. Epic!
I met Mike Rapaport twice once when when I was working for Tribeca Film Festival in the press dep. and second time after his comedy show at Stress Factory in Bridgeport CT. At Tribeca he talked with me for like a half hour about the Knicks & Tribe Called Quest. On his own time and then at Stress Factory he actually remembered me from Tribeca and took a pic with me and we chatted. I have to say he’s one of the most genuine humble nicest celebrities I ever met. Peace Mikey Rap good to know ya.
Knicks and tribe... what gets better than that!
Makes me wonder why he was an asshole with Lee
@@pkmatt8888the OKC thunder and CBO is better
How baked is Uncle Joey? Damn I haven't seen him that chill in a minute.
Nah, it’s because he has two New York Maniacs in studio, he’s just sitting back & enjoying this rare moment.
This is the most New York shit I’ve ever seen.
GrapeDrank25 ... They have that old NY lingo too, that Eh This fucking guy... we
this is a Tri-State Comedy Team here: kinda like the old Jerky Boys duo of Johnny Brennan (who is also from Queens, just like Nick and Michael) ) and Kamal Ahmed (his former partner); Joey is from (New) Jersey; Lee is a Bostonian (as in Massachusetts). the Raw (AF) East Coast vibe here feels kinda good: they walk fast, talk fast and don't smile all the time. Reggae and/or country music makes some people calm and happy. How could you be happy all of the time, ? I am not one of these people. (I don't even say "Hi !" to my neighbors who live next to me. I just keep to myself and try not to bother/harass people, on a daily basis. I am sorry, but that is just not me.)
Dee's guys are real!
Love how Joey always recognizes Lee. The real McCoy!
I'm in agreement with Michael and Nick doing a podcast together, this is a completely underrated episode.
Michael and Nick were sooooo funny. I laughed so hard.
Great show Lee and Uncle Joey. 👍❤️
*R I.P to the person that has to speak into Rappaports mic after hes done* 😃😃😃
The guy is disgusting.
Talking about Chinese living forever eating Wuhan Bat soup covid juice.
Hes so gross 🤢 but I still love him hes hilarious!
F
why ?
I'm glad I watched this. I take life too seriously sometimes. I just lost a job mainly because I was 10 minutes late due to explosive shits that come outta nowhere now that I got off the opiates. It's been over a month but my stomach sometimes just can't handle something and I have no choice but to use the bathroom or shit myself. I prefer the bathroom.
How goes the battle?
Come on the people wanna know
Ruh-roh
Hang in there. It's Easier said than done. trust me I know.
I’m sorry but this was hilarious as fuck man. Hope things got better bro
This is the GREATEST "NYC personalities" episode. Seriously. I have this episode off line so when I am not in nyc and feeling homesick, I just pop this on, put some bachata in the background with some street sounds and I am already there.
love that bong-mic
Farfadet Atomique l ol
like a doctah
They both got 1 lol
Farfadet Atomique lol classic.
It's not a bong Mic it's just placed perfectly to line up in front of both
1:06:36 secs... *"What did you do Nick? *😂
Hands down the most New Yorkish podcast episode ever!!!😂😂😂 And fucking hilarious
I'm 6yrs late but I'm completely dead!! The shit stories 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get someone that cares for you like Rapaport cares for Nick's colon
nick tarturos adlibs are fire!!
GO STEAL HUBCAPS
Jonny Blaze and then I sell you back your jersey lol. I get the impression that Michael Rapaport doesn't know that most of his fans or I would assume most of his fans would be more on the conservative side
Joey is straight hood for having those 7/11 brand water bottles
This is the big 3 we need for a full time podcast
“But I took the Michael Jackson drug” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
These old episodes were the best, the ads were just as hilarious as the podcast 🤣
this is one of my favorite podcasts so far Joey! PLEASE have these guys on again!! this was great!!!
This is the greatest episode to date! These guys need to come on more often. Well done and thank you!
Loving this, thanks y'all.
Dee's Guys are For REAL!
These 3 guys together is freaking legendary,New York/New Jersey connection all day
Joey, I am so thankful for you and this show you put out about your life. There is no one out there like you and I hope you keep going forever. Love and support to you!
These 2 need to do a podcast together! These guys play off each other like nobody else I've ever seen... Best podcast ever!
Also, first time I seen Joey bury his head in his hands.. that's awesome.
Michael Rapaport is like the Tim and Eric show, I can only handle 1-minute clips on instagram.
I was laughing when Rap was ranting about Johnny being a cokehead and pill popping junkie with Joey right across from him ha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
I've heard that Richard Prior story from Joey over 50 times now
At a certain age, your mind runs on a loop
Michael Rapaport & Nick Turturro are like the dynamic duo of old school shit-talking New York guys. Dopeness!
This one is definitely another for the hall of fames of Church episodes. Nicky Pilots is a stamp church crew member and Rapaport is a savage.sadly it seems like they edited the intro out but still a good episode!
The two Guys remind me of the Pill Bugs from "A bugs life" The way they laugh together and talk for eachother
I swear this is one of the best podcast episodes out of any podcasts. Great group 👍
Love hearing these guys talk New York, and food. Dont know why but its so funny. Love it! Big Ups Church Fam!!!
rap, nicky, and coco lmao. 3 of my favorite people of all time . if you don't know nick T watch the movie federal hill great movie..
Uncle Joey, always the gentleman and the best podcast on RUclips !!
Love you guys, PLEASE consider show full screen with you Joey AND your guests, thx
Awesome episode, Michael and Nick havr great chemistry.
Finally, a podcast where the guests out talked Joey! hahaha!
Uncle Joey & Friends tales from the streets....the best!
Best episode ever!?
Not the best by a long shoot but it was a great one.
fuck yeah man i think so
Deff.ToP 3 !
gotta watch the ron jeremy episode
Worst
Nick is great but Mike is an idiot
This is the most New York moment I had today, thanks
“Fuckin Jake Lamota. Broke my tooth with a telephone.” 💀💀💀
Hey Joey.. thank you for all that you do.
I love how coco let them have they convo and he listened and laughed
Right. He usually interrupts the hell out of his guests
Great episode!! I was cracking up 😂 on the FDR during morning traffic.
I love Nick saying “thats a good one” to Mikes jokes and encouraging him 😂
The saddest thing about podcasts like this blowing up is the inevitable negative people coming around shitting a complaining. Great episode funny as hell. Always love the guests.
Ignore it bro
If you disliked this then you got no business here.
Hector Mejia rapaport is a fugazie I can tell one when I see one he acts like a New Yorker when he’s nothing near it
Clos Montana yo the rap is a New Yorker but he’s a softy
This was an amazing podcast . Like one of the best
By far the best podcast ever filmed/recorded in the USA.
JOEY! HAVE THESE GUYS ON MORE OFTEN!!!!!!!! THEY KILL IT!
Michael "I'm elated to watch black men practice basketball" Rapaport
Hahahahah
Always come back for a good chuckle 😆
I like the way nick ask questions 😂😂😂
Shoulda seen it live. EPIC!!!!
lisa burgos i know right, that dancing at the start that got cut out, hilarious
It was out of this world !!! So much different than this version!
They uploded the clip separately. Funny shit lol.
ruclips.net/video/HouQJHCRcNQ/видео.html
Lee! The flying Jew !
Lee, contact me!
Da AmmazzaCrisToOOoOo!
I absolutely love these 3 together!!
“You’ve never been cupped “ “no I’ve never been cupped” lmao
Joey needs to have these guys back. Theyre practically neighbors now
I swear I love New Yorkers, I cld listen to'em all, all day, hilarious.
Wow can't believe the podcast has been out since 2018 & I didn't see it.
My 2 favorite actors.
I would love to see all three in a movie (& of course you have to give a part to Lee to ;) )
Rappaport was BADASS on Justified. Damn, that was a good season.
Dam Lee up the next night ..on the tip top magoo love you joey and lee
New York conversation, repeating everything the other person just said while yelling
One of the best episodes. Love the church!
awesome mix of dudes. Just started it, but I know it's gonna be lit
what a tremendous show thanks joey
FREE SPAZZ #PBG It's tremendous lol
3rd time seeing this & still love it.
Classic episode! Thanks Joey and friends
Joey Diaz loves telling the story of the original “Longest Yard” opening scene
Forget Cryotherapy, the BEST thing I learned about flying is to SLEEP on the plane (use a neck-pillow). I slept all the way from Vancouver to Cuba, and I was SO refreshed I partied half the night while most of the others from the plane went to bed within an hour of getting to the resort!! Staying awake on a plane KILLS you!!
TheSpritz0 fuckwit, u were 3 hours ahead. Plus, thx for supporting that dictator shithole.
Castro is dead buddy...
TheSpritz0. Hope u had fun supporting a dictatorship, ya fuckwit
TheSpritz0 I always sleep on planes, even if I have to take something to make me tired. I hate landing and being all tired and shit.
TheSpritz0 I have to be fucked up to sleep on a plane. I usually go to my doc and tell him I have anxiety attacks in the plane and he gives me a script for Valium and if my flight it more than 3 hrs I take 3 or 4 and pass out on some old lady... lol
this was funny and informative from a mens health perspective.
loved it !! I knew Uncle Joey would have his hands full with them too...
Joey,
Please come to Dallas! I'll drive you wherever you need to go if you're worried about transportation to and from the club in Addison. I have to see you before you retire or start doing just LA shows. What's good, Lee? Love y'alls show. Keep killing it. Top 3 podcast out there!
This is gunna be a good one
AyeKayZae it was last night
Christian Straight I didn’t see it last night clearly,it was just as good tonight.
This one was a classic! I was laughing harder then usual! The Dark Arts Boy!
David Hernandez gang gang.
Joey Diaz puts out that hitta
Ah. Theologians. Gang gang
Gaaaaaaang gang
This is a legendary podcast
I've listened to Nick on the church a few times and I've never seen him until now. I never would've guessed he looked like that. His voice made me think that he was like an old gray haired dude and for some reason in my mind he would have had a big mustache as well. Great show, and thank you Mr. Rappaport (sorry if it's spelled wrong) for bringing up the point about accents. That changes the way I will think about people with a "yankee" accent, that that's just how they talk and not to assume they're trying to be aggressive.
Once I seen the lineup , I knew my 2 hours were well spent.
Sometimes i get a nice stool and im like "thats a beautiful shit"
One of the best!!! Much love church family 🤘
As a Queens native, this is possibly my favorite episode!
1:39:39 lees laugh 😂😂😂😂 sounds like the pillsburry doughboy. Someone needs to make a compilation!
Literally thought that this was Pauly D when I saw the thumbnail.
This podcast was dope, great job guys
Joey: “We’ll get there about a quarter to 1... get tuned up..”
Everybody: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂