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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • Kate Quigley, Comedian, actress, and host of the "#DateFails: Podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
    This podcast is brought to you by:
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    Recorded live on 04/17/17

Комментарии • 694

  • @davidmari2122
    @davidmari2122 7 лет назад +181

    The stories that Joey tells when Kaye Quigley's around are just amazing

    • @esteban8681
      @esteban8681 7 лет назад +15

      David Mari no they're not, they're tremendous.

    • @MrOmareffendy
      @MrOmareffendy 5 лет назад +1

      Joe winkler....it doesn t matter,are good stories anyway

    • @moep.8578
      @moep.8578 4 года назад +6

      joe winkler don’t come back to the church ur expelled

  • @fafafooey4126
    @fafafooey4126 7 лет назад +136

    Kate: Dont you hate when everone else gets it but you dont?
    Lee: Yes
    LOLOL

    • @mattfuller3172
      @mattfuller3172 6 лет назад

      Paradox The Vegabond EPIC! What a Fuck.... Like Her Nose

    • @reecegraves3738
      @reecegraves3738 2 года назад

      32:14 My man lee is dying for a smidgen of coochie.

  • @volemole
    @volemole 7 лет назад +480

    This is just perfect,- Uncle Joey talking filth to a beautiful, naughty yet sensitive gal meanwhile psilocybin Lee is orbiting some distant star system , reduced to occasional vowel utterances .The best combo, fekkin hilarious,. Kate should be on once a month.

    • @mattfuller3172
      @mattfuller3172 6 лет назад

      He don’t do the Cyb’s
      As far as the other day! Unless it’s something far far out of the norm!? Or does he? He can eat the shit out of THC

    • @mistert124
      @mistert124 5 лет назад +14

      Psilocybin Lee Haha

    • @anthonystanton5986
      @anthonystanton5986 5 лет назад +2

      KATE IS ON ONCE A MONTH LOL

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 5 лет назад +3

      beautiful? dont be nasty man

    • @hurrifanc.3434
      @hurrifanc.3434 5 лет назад +1

      Beautifully written

  • @jakegiordano694
    @jakegiordano694 7 лет назад +295

    You know it's a good story when joeys voice gets real low and starts to squint 🤣

    • @RedZedHeadTV
      @RedZedHeadTV 7 лет назад +30

      Jake Giordano listen... dawg, in 1984

    • @southpaw817
      @southpaw817 7 лет назад +10

      Jake Giordano I automatically laugh everytime his voice gets low.

    • @Guy-cs8yj
      @Guy-cs8yj 5 лет назад +5

      You know some shits gonna go down when his voice gets all low and he says “Lemme tell ya somethin”

    • @michaelsigalas2276
      @michaelsigalas2276 5 лет назад +3

      He high that y

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад +2

      You know it's a good story when you can no longer fucking here Joey

  • @greencane84
    @greencane84 7 лет назад +50

    Kate is so brutally honest just like Joey. Love her for that. Much respect .

  • @AaronSwift-yd1es
    @AaronSwift-yd1es Год назад +18

    Let’s be real and nonjudgmental for a second. Kate was a top tier guest on the church.

  • @jam1ga
    @jam1ga 7 лет назад +36

    My favorite thing about joey is you never know whats going to come out of his mouth but its always hysterical

  • @Chewy_1
    @Chewy_1 7 лет назад +96

    38:18 I dropped all my tools at work laughing so hard I couldn't stop picturing Lee with Hitler!!! 😂

  • @MeestaDave
    @MeestaDave 7 лет назад +8

    The first 5 mins of any Church podcast always makes me smile: atrociously bad adverts, Joey dancing to music, before launching into "the church of what's happening now". Know it's going to be a good time and cheer up any shit day!

  • @jeffhernandez2204
    @jeffhernandez2204 2 года назад +21

    Best phrase of the day..."Rusty Trombone". I had a buddy in the military who was the younger version of Joey, that grew up in the same area. Glad I found Uncle Joey in the podcast space. Kate is hot, never listened to her stand-up, but as someone else said, she's one of the guys which is good in this setting. She's not annoying like Segura's wife. Lee is borderline comatose...priceless!!

  • @EddyT1717
    @EddyT1717 7 лет назад +35

    Yo Lee, Get some shock mounts for those mics. Every time someone bangs their elbow or anything off the table it sounds like someone is kicking your ear drum.

  • @scaraone
    @scaraone 2 года назад +22

    In the middle of a story : Lee come out of your coma, brilliant !
    1:35:45

  • @quickdraw2532
    @quickdraw2532 3 года назад +9

    I never cared for her work but Joey just made her a likeable person , Joey is a tremendous talent.

  • @theseigemeister
    @theseigemeister 7 лет назад +74

    Kate is a cool chick. It's always rad to have her on The Church. 🤗

  • @zyourzgrandzmaz
    @zyourzgrandzmaz 7 лет назад +27

    I literally love Joey, he's like the fuckin great uncle we all never had but wished so hard for

  • @mauriciolinares4786
    @mauriciolinares4786 3 года назад +2

    Best story teller, could listen to him for hours

  • @jasgrewal91
    @jasgrewal91 7 лет назад +9

    More epic stories from Joey, he should have a sketch show that plays out his real life stories, would be tremendous!

  • @joelrugg
    @joelrugg Год назад +3

    im not goonna lie ive listened to everything on the joey diaz playlist like everynight lol

  • @olihill101
    @olihill101 2 года назад +9

    There is no way her body count is fucking 17 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @johnwayne6654
    @johnwayne6654 7 лет назад +20

    cheers to Lee for the quick upload, give credit where it is due

  • @jessicaperez9404
    @jessicaperez9404 7 лет назад +11

    Love Kate on here!

    • @petesnipes47
      @petesnipes47 7 лет назад

      Jessica Perez nice too see ladies watch some diaz knowledge!!

  • @cutterbriggs4097
    @cutterbriggs4097 7 лет назад +11

    I would love to hear the conversation between Joey and his wife after she heard this lolol

  • @TheSinghzKing
    @TheSinghzKing 7 лет назад +7

    2:04:06 the way lee said ''i'm sorry i was 11 i wasn't watching the players club'' just cracked me up.

  • @OneEyedea
    @OneEyedea 7 лет назад +20

    Let Jamie get in here and touch up that sound board..

  • @strongboy7289
    @strongboy7289 4 года назад +4

    The dynamics between these three are so awesome. Love hearing them talk about personal stuff and making it funny.

  • @nosidam1989
    @nosidam1989 7 лет назад +29

    I wish I'd heard about cocos podcast a long time ago I always watched Rogans show for him then I saw this and have been hooked ever since this dude is so fuckin funny

    • @user-vs2em9mz8m
      @user-vs2em9mz8m 7 лет назад +7

      Blake Madison Tremendous

    • @CMOYoung
      @CMOYoung 5 лет назад

      I think I'd say Joey's is better, but that's just my gay ass.

  • @6komodo6
    @6komodo6 7 лет назад +4

    gotta love uncle joey's music taste..tremendous

  • @wypriest
    @wypriest Год назад +4

    "lee come outta your coma" Casual asf im dead

    • @Mynameistyshawn
      @Mynameistyshawn 4 месяца назад

      Right and just continued on with whatever he was talking about!!

  • @jeffkenevil5
    @jeffkenevil5 5 лет назад +10

    "Let me ask you something, while your falling in love, sucking that pipe." Hardest I've laughed in a minute!

  • @woopty8878
    @woopty8878 3 года назад +3

    It's fkn hilarious when Joey starts hookin up Kate and Lee...:))

  • @chrissalmond5750
    @chrissalmond5750 7 лет назад +27

    The moment Lee entered his coma; 1:34:48

    • @MrHarryBaker
      @MrHarryBaker 7 лет назад +1

      hahahaha great spot!

    • @RedZedHeadTV
      @RedZedHeadTV 7 лет назад

      Chris Salmond Lee all of every podcast "...ohh..."

    • @ZackP504
      @ZackP504 7 лет назад +1

      I had to listen to it a couple time just to hear Lee. He makes the funniest noises.

    • @mflugo9082
      @mflugo9082 5 лет назад

      Drooling or something haha

  • @chapelmusic9505
    @chapelmusic9505 7 лет назад +8

    " church, and get 10% percent off" like a doctahh!

  • @GCAT-zv9in
    @GCAT-zv9in 7 месяцев назад +1

    Maybe you gotta clean out that bong. But the dialog is honest and forthright. I like that this woman is candid and real. There is mutual respect here too. Thanks, I needed the distraction.

  • @ignacioromero5014
    @ignacioromero5014 6 лет назад +9

    ok you can't tell 30 hook up stories and then say you've only been with 17 dudes... Not exactly a math major here...haha

  • @friscokid21
    @friscokid21 Год назад

    35:00 to 35:53
    The perfect spot for Uncle Joey to name drop the sponsor of today's episode. LYFT.. i can hear the spot in my head and its hilarious

  • @dennisrichards2604
    @dennisrichards2604 7 лет назад +1

    Kate Quigley, some tootsdaloots, and some stars of debt! Fantastic!
    Lee forgot his hockey helmet again today, but he took the shortbus to the podcast. Fantastic!

  • @solardisk3
    @solardisk3 7 лет назад +33

    I bet there are some glaring reasons why she hasn't been on Rogan's show.

    • @mattfuller3172
      @mattfuller3172 6 лет назад

      methanol9 you said it!

    • @betrousaltaweel
      @betrousaltaweel 5 лет назад

      Did they used to fuck?

    • @Brrrrrt
      @Brrrrrt 5 лет назад

      She isn't that famous tho so It kinda makes sense cant remember anyone hes had one less famous than kate

    • @stantondinger5836
      @stantondinger5836 4 года назад +1

      @@Brrrrrt Nah, Joe usually helps comedians out and will bring them on.

    • @Brrrrrt
      @Brrrrrt 4 года назад

      @@stantondinger5836 and almost all of those comedians have had a comedy special, all of those comedians he had brought on have had more experience and have accomplished more in comedy than kate, he has the biggest podcast in the world your delusional if you think hes throwing random comics a chance to be on his podcast, they're all established, you cant name a person less known then kate who's been on and if you do you're wrong and dont know the credentials of that person, all of his friends are comics he already has to many comics on his podcast, he doesnt bring on people less known than kate

  • @jinzo3159
    @jinzo3159 Год назад +1

    No other podcast makes me crack up like this 1

  • @willcool24
    @willcool24 Год назад +1

    Yoooo. This is hilarious 😂 she said this is rock bottom 🤣 and can't get worse 🤣 peed on chest down 🤣🤣🤣😅

  • @FlowNeppets
    @FlowNeppets 7 лет назад +5

    Man, I need to get my hands on some of those Stars of Death... damn!!

  • @lifetothelifeless
    @lifetothelifeless 5 лет назад +10

    32:50 👍🏼

  • @corywelsh5609
    @corywelsh5609 3 года назад +4

    Can't tell if my headset is dyin or the sound in this is switchin from one side to the other.

    • @JeffreyBenzodiazepines
      @JeffreyBenzodiazepines 3 года назад

      lmao same, the audio on this pod is terrible

    • @dawicked2k8
      @dawicked2k8 2 года назад

      Damn my Bluetooth headphones started messing I thought I needed new ones 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alex-mq8rm
    @alex-mq8rm Год назад +2

    Great episode that tales how fcked up and dysfunctional today's dating/relationship/marriage world really is.. lots of laughter and truth telling

  • @philosavi5161
    @philosavi5161 7 лет назад +1

    Love the way this one started

  • @michaelmarke4265
    @michaelmarke4265 3 года назад +2

    Joey talking about Nyack 😂😂 shoutout NYC suburbs

  • @HobbyBill
    @HobbyBill 7 лет назад +37

    RUSTY TOOBA!

  • @HankyDank
    @HankyDank 7 лет назад +4

    Joey talking about taking shits in the shower had me dying!! I could barely breathe!

  • @utterlyrelaxed9109
    @utterlyrelaxed9109 4 года назад +2

    Joey you are the best
    Joey you are something else
    Joey you are amazing
    Joey thank you
    😎😎😎

  • @gabrielj.serrano2768
    @gabrielj.serrano2768 7 лет назад +1

    59:14 you see the pain in his eyes. There is a lot of pain deep down. God Bless Joey Diaz!

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 3 года назад +1

      Nah he's just fucked up man

  • @kylesundell1554
    @kylesundell1554 Год назад +1

    I MISS THE OLD CHURCH DAAAAMN IT WAS MY THERAPY,STILL LOVE JOEYS JOINT BUT DAMN THE CROWHN..

  • @markymark1940
    @markymark1940 4 года назад

    Joey diaz you are one of the funniest men on this planet. NO one has stories like him so original

  • @inarp
    @inarp 7 лет назад +2

    best podcast ever

  • @Charles-vk1lb
    @Charles-vk1lb 6 лет назад +7

    Kate is so down to earth...

  • @silentthriller
    @silentthriller 7 лет назад +9

    Say what you want about her, she seems smarter than most of these walking vacuums with musty holes.

  • @mikemendillo5584
    @mikemendillo5584 6 лет назад +7

    God she is out there ! Reminds me of an ex of mine,,, Good Luck Dudes !!!

  • @JM-ip7hf
    @JM-ip7hf 7 лет назад +6

    This Kate chick is not too bad. Some of her stories I don't believe but she looks like she is cool af to hang out with.

  • @jheymann69
    @jheymann69 7 лет назад +4

    everytime i see KQ on the podcast i know im gonna laugh a lot... :D

  • @ace__7063
    @ace__7063 7 лет назад +2

    "My father's name is Edgar" omg😂

  • @claytonicnutz
    @claytonicnutz 7 лет назад +3

    1:30:00 - motivation to get up early.

  • @luckyfrank562
    @luckyfrank562 7 лет назад +21

    Lee might be a good guy but Goddamn he needs to step his producer skills up!

    • @seanomahony5818
      @seanomahony5818 7 лет назад +9

      hes in training dawg

    • @luckyfrank562
      @luckyfrank562 7 лет назад +8

      He's been training for too long. hahaha

    • @luckyfrank562
      @luckyfrank562 7 лет назад

      RedZedHead TV And he still draggin ass 😂😂

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 4 года назад +7

      This dude is high as fuck, holding his own in a conversation, and monitoring the soundboard all at one time. Leave him alone and just enjoy it for what it is.

  • @dopeburgermike
    @dopeburgermike 7 лет назад +115

    Thanks for the quick upload lee.. you jewboy

  • @afryscot4782
    @afryscot4782 3 года назад +1

    The stories Joey tells when Kate is on are so so so so funny I love joey talking about eating ass

  • @josephpickard3108
    @josephpickard3108 7 лет назад +2

    2:38:50 - Lee finally came buckets

  • @CommanderZion
    @CommanderZion 5 лет назад +3

    I feel like everytime I watch a different episode, they have a different brand of water

  • @ajchiappetta8795
    @ajchiappetta8795 Год назад +2

    I was dating this guy recently that was super selfish and self centered and I called him out and told him he was an asshole and that if he wasn’t nice and respectful to F-off, needless to say we’ve F’ed a few times lol

  • @theplayer178
    @theplayer178 4 года назад +4

    i thought my headset broke watching this podcast

  • @nobodynobody876
    @nobodynobody876 Год назад +1

    She is sooo young and was just searching in this video... years later, she realized, she has become, something.. she did not want to be... that is hollywood for you

  • @JK-gk5kf
    @JK-gk5kf 7 лет назад +1

    Is anyone noticing the sound switching speaker at some parts throughout the podcast?

  • @raulitoraulitos8952
    @raulitoraulitos8952 7 лет назад +8

    How the fuck only 10k and JRE has 300k ?!

    • @corybeez89
      @corybeez89 7 лет назад +2

      cuz rogan lets his guests talk!

    • @chris45627
      @chris45627 7 лет назад +5

      Cause Rogan is more well known and his podcast has been around longer. JRE became redundant along time ago imo. It's like even if you haven't heard it in a while you already know what Joe is going to say.
      [Insert Social Issue here]
      Joe Rogan - "The problem here is that the our society is run by a bunch of fuckin' cavemen gorrillas and they're being a bunch of silly cunts, who refusing to eat their psilocybin mushrooms and DMT and join the rest of us in the 21 century evolution and the expansion of human consciousness and that's why pot is still illegal and we probably aren't gonna go to fuckin Mars anytime soon. They won't even legalize fucking weed.

    • @TBAYMenace
      @TBAYMenace 4 года назад

      @@chris45627 l000000000000000000l

  • @android263
    @android263 4 года назад +2

    I imagine Uncle Joey doing his stories around the campfire for us in Hell.

  • @invadertrig
    @invadertrig 7 лет назад +42

    The emotional damage is hot, I need to find a comic.

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 5 лет назад +8

      after a borderliner.. you will swallow those words

    • @David-ci6rl
      @David-ci6rl 3 месяца назад

      Save your soul

  • @ChristopherAddes
    @ChristopherAddes 4 года назад +3

    When he said as good looking as she was dangerous I felt that, I don’t think everyone understands what that means, deadly combo

  • @user-vs2em9mz8m
    @user-vs2em9mz8m 7 лет назад +44

    Kate "I've only slept with 17 guys" Quigley

    • @Hashettone
      @Hashettone 7 лет назад

      J F 😂😭

    • @star0809fel
      @star0809fel 7 лет назад +11

      J F That's actually surprisingly low, I though it would be at least double that number with all the experiences she brings up.

    • @ethanking4954
      @ethanking4954 5 лет назад +1

      @@star0809fel Same, I thought she'd be in the hundreds. That should be easy for a attractive girl with alot of free time.

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 4 года назад

      looks at these cucks believing the words of a borderliner. Jesus christ.

    • @sin21ful
      @sin21ful 3 года назад +1

      @@Stoney-Jacksman educate us then chad.

  • @zyourzgrandzmaz
    @zyourzgrandzmaz 7 лет назад +47

    Hands down the dirtiest podcast I've listened to since Howard stern

  • @drusuffabadly4046
    @drusuffabadly4046 7 лет назад +2

    I don't care that Kate's got a past some people object to, shes being honest and shes a free girl that I find attractive. I'm happily married still I'm allowed to see other women as attractive and Kate with her honesty a free spirit not mention her smokin good looks is incredibly attractive to me.. You go girl keep keepin it real. Joey thanx for bringing her on this podcast has been entertaining and you are a cool fellow which reminds me a bit like myself with the past and all. Thanx Joey for your entertaining pod casts, If I met ya IRL I'd buy ya all a drink and def have a chat.

  • @Flipper35
    @Flipper35 6 лет назад

    I didn't know who Kate Quigley was until 2 days ago. It's official. I think I'm in love 😍😍

    • @jeremymackevincaylor5041
      @jeremymackevincaylor5041 Год назад

      I give you three days to get to know her, and I guarantee that when you hear a couple of stories from her she won't be so lovely!!!

  • @6fthondaboi
    @6fthondaboi 10 месяцев назад +3

    Seek and destroy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 52:10

  • @maxxs2804
    @maxxs2804 7 лет назад +1

    Joey, I recently heard you for the first time. fuckin amazing stories and all so inspiring in a disgusting way. let me know when you have a book out....so I can steal a copy from Barnes and Noble! cheer's from a 84 Coney island born. 🍄💰

  • @sethshoot45
    @sethshoot45 7 лет назад +2

    that part with Joey describing her stripping to the music was hilarious

  • @TheSentry777
    @TheSentry777 7 лет назад +1

    'I'm like Denny's, I don't shut down'
    Savage

  • @leemurphy6165
    @leemurphy6165 7 лет назад

    no idea how the hell i stumbled across this but i love it.... all the way from Malta

  • @johnrivera1039
    @johnrivera1039 6 лет назад +1

    "This ain't bridesmaids Lee, this is reality, alright" fuckin hilarious 35:55

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 3 года назад +1

      Hes gotta look cool in front of Kate

  • @freshprinceofcharlotte
    @freshprinceofcharlotte 7 лет назад

    Nicotine gum like a muthafuckaa lol , mushroom ass wtf 😂😂 uncle joey with the quotes

  • @nattybushdoctor9021
    @nattybushdoctor9021 7 лет назад +2

    whenever Joey starts talking about COKE.........i have to take a shit.

  • @George.elz9
    @George.elz9 Год назад

    I learned a lot from uncle Joey man real talk 💯

  • @midwestjes3567
    @midwestjes3567 7 лет назад

    The Harlem Globetrotters shit killed me Lmao

  • @Rickypooh1
    @Rickypooh1 4 года назад

    2:08:58 Joey Diaz heart break stories would be such a great segment for the church

  • @michealdeguzman7106
    @michealdeguzman7106 7 лет назад

    Yo.. I want to go to Bolder Colorado 😂 or however you spell it, but damn. All of joeys stories makes this place sound like heaven !

  • @RS70_UGHC
    @RS70_UGHC 7 лет назад

    ! She cool a f . Any1 else been having an issue seeing the podcast live?

  • @lillbunnyhop
    @lillbunnyhop 3 года назад

    One of the funniest episodes ever. Jesus Christ Joey Diaz.

  • @alejandroaires6806
    @alejandroaires6806 2 года назад +1

    2:39:16 DAAMN KATE that bootay xD hahaha

  • @steveyarnell2.o
    @steveyarnell2.o 5 лет назад

    Gotta love Kate!

  • @TannerZOnline
    @TannerZOnline 3 года назад +2

    "thats where the jewels are, and the picture of lee and hitler"

  • @Dom-mw8gk
    @Dom-mw8gk 6 лет назад

    "You're living like fucking Theodore" hahahaha

  • @lonuissanchez3775
    @lonuissanchez3775 Год назад +2

    1:37:45 “ I go in the shower I wash my pussy “ lmfao !!

  • @NorthWalesKid
    @NorthWalesKid 4 года назад +2

    You can fast forward to any point in any joey Diaz video and joey and not the guest will be talking 😂

  • @willcool24
    @willcool24 Год назад +1

    Joey is hilarious 😂 😃 😄

  • @havenlew
    @havenlew 7 лет назад +4

    Stop whispering joey! I gotta adjust my volume so much during the podcasts lol

  • @gangsta-F22
    @gangsta-F22 7 лет назад +2

    joey blasted out of his fuckin mind, this man got his eyes closed for half the ep.

  • @Fuhrdaddy
    @Fuhrdaddy 7 лет назад

    sound going back and fourth between speakers nice