The Church Of What's Happening Now
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
- Kate Quigley, Comedian, actress, and host of the "#DateFails: Podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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Recorded live on 04/17/17
The stories that Joey tells when Kaye Quigley's around are just amazing
David Mari no they're not, they're tremendous.
Joe winkler....it doesn t matter,are good stories anyway
joe winkler don’t come back to the church ur expelled
Kate: Dont you hate when everone else gets it but you dont?
Lee: Yes
LOLOL
Paradox The Vegabond EPIC! What a Fuck.... Like Her Nose
32:14 My man lee is dying for a smidgen of coochie.
This is just perfect,- Uncle Joey talking filth to a beautiful, naughty yet sensitive gal meanwhile psilocybin Lee is orbiting some distant star system , reduced to occasional vowel utterances .The best combo, fekkin hilarious,. Kate should be on once a month.
He don’t do the Cyb’s
As far as the other day! Unless it’s something far far out of the norm!? Or does he? He can eat the shit out of THC
Psilocybin Lee Haha
KATE IS ON ONCE A MONTH LOL
beautiful? dont be nasty man
Beautifully written
You know it's a good story when joeys voice gets real low and starts to squint 🤣
Jake Giordano listen... dawg, in 1984
Jake Giordano I automatically laugh everytime his voice gets low.
You know some shits gonna go down when his voice gets all low and he says “Lemme tell ya somethin”
He high that y
You know it's a good story when you can no longer fucking here Joey
Kate is so brutally honest just like Joey. Love her for that. Much respect .
She's bat shyt crazyb
Let’s be real and nonjudgmental for a second. Kate was a top tier guest on the church.
My favorite thing about joey is you never know whats going to come out of his mouth but its always hysterical
38:18 I dropped all my tools at work laughing so hard I couldn't stop picturing Lee with Hitler!!! 😂
lee is tough as nails
Right.
Fucking cried when I heard this
The first 5 mins of any Church podcast always makes me smile: atrociously bad adverts, Joey dancing to music, before launching into "the church of what's happening now". Know it's going to be a good time and cheer up any shit day!
Best phrase of the day..."Rusty Trombone". I had a buddy in the military who was the younger version of Joey, that grew up in the same area. Glad I found Uncle Joey in the podcast space. Kate is hot, never listened to her stand-up, but as someone else said, she's one of the guys which is good in this setting. She's not annoying like Segura's wife. Lee is borderline comatose...priceless!!
Yo Lee, Get some shock mounts for those mics. Every time someone bangs their elbow or anything off the table it sounds like someone is kicking your ear drum.
In the middle of a story : Lee come out of your coma, brilliant !
1:35:45
I never cared for her work but Joey just made her a likeable person , Joey is a tremendous talent.
Kate is a cool chick. It's always rad to have her on The Church. 🤗
The bitch needs to slow down on the plastic surgeries
seigemeister • rad😭😭😭😭
I literally love Joey, he's like the fuckin great uncle we all never had but wished so hard for
Best story teller, could listen to him for hours
More epic stories from Joey, he should have a sketch show that plays out his real life stories, would be tremendous!
im not goonna lie ive listened to everything on the joey diaz playlist like everynight lol
There is no way her body count is fucking 17 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
cheers to Lee for the quick upload, give credit where it is due
Love Kate on here!
Jessica Perez nice too see ladies watch some diaz knowledge!!
I would love to hear the conversation between Joey and his wife after she heard this lolol
2:04:06 the way lee said ''i'm sorry i was 11 i wasn't watching the players club'' just cracked me up.
Let Jamie get in here and touch up that sound board..
The dynamics between these three are so awesome. Love hearing them talk about personal stuff and making it funny.
I wish I'd heard about cocos podcast a long time ago I always watched Rogans show for him then I saw this and have been hooked ever since this dude is so fuckin funny
Blake Madison Tremendous
I think I'd say Joey's is better, but that's just my gay ass.
gotta love uncle joey's music taste..tremendous
"lee come outta your coma" Casual asf im dead
Right and just continued on with whatever he was talking about!!
"Let me ask you something, while your falling in love, sucking that pipe." Hardest I've laughed in a minute!
It's fkn hilarious when Joey starts hookin up Kate and Lee...:))
The moment Lee entered his coma; 1:34:48
hahahaha great spot!
Chris Salmond Lee all of every podcast "...ohh..."
I had to listen to it a couple time just to hear Lee. He makes the funniest noises.
Drooling or something haha
" church, and get 10% percent off" like a doctahh!
Maybe you gotta clean out that bong. But the dialog is honest and forthright. I like that this woman is candid and real. There is mutual respect here too. Thanks, I needed the distraction.
ok you can't tell 30 hook up stories and then say you've only been with 17 dudes... Not exactly a math major here...haha
35:00 to 35:53
The perfect spot for Uncle Joey to name drop the sponsor of today's episode. LYFT.. i can hear the spot in my head and its hilarious
Kate Quigley, some tootsdaloots, and some stars of debt! Fantastic!
Lee forgot his hockey helmet again today, but he took the shortbus to the podcast. Fantastic!
I bet there are some glaring reasons why she hasn't been on Rogan's show.
methanol9 you said it!
Did they used to fuck?
She isn't that famous tho so It kinda makes sense cant remember anyone hes had one less famous than kate
@@Brrrrrt Nah, Joe usually helps comedians out and will bring them on.
@@stantondinger5836 and almost all of those comedians have had a comedy special, all of those comedians he had brought on have had more experience and have accomplished more in comedy than kate, he has the biggest podcast in the world your delusional if you think hes throwing random comics a chance to be on his podcast, they're all established, you cant name a person less known then kate who's been on and if you do you're wrong and dont know the credentials of that person, all of his friends are comics he already has to many comics on his podcast, he doesnt bring on people less known than kate
No other podcast makes me crack up like this 1
Yoooo. This is hilarious 😂 she said this is rock bottom 🤣 and can't get worse 🤣 peed on chest down 🤣🤣🤣😅
Man, I need to get my hands on some of those Stars of Death... damn!!
32:50 👍🏼
Ok what
Can't tell if my headset is dyin or the sound in this is switchin from one side to the other.
lmao same, the audio on this pod is terrible
Damn my Bluetooth headphones started messing I thought I needed new ones 🤣🤣🤣
Great episode that tales how fcked up and dysfunctional today's dating/relationship/marriage world really is.. lots of laughter and truth telling
Love the way this one started
Joey talking about Nyack 😂😂 shoutout NYC suburbs
RUSTY TOOBA!
Trombone
Joey talking about taking shits in the shower had me dying!! I could barely breathe!
same here lol
Joey you are the best
Joey you are something else
Joey you are amazing
Joey thank you
😎😎😎
59:14 you see the pain in his eyes. There is a lot of pain deep down. God Bless Joey Diaz!
Nah he's just fucked up man
I MISS THE OLD CHURCH DAAAAMN IT WAS MY THERAPY,STILL LOVE JOEYS JOINT BUT DAMN THE CROWHN..
Joey diaz you are one of the funniest men on this planet. NO one has stories like him so original
best podcast ever
Kate is so down to earth...
Say what you want about her, she seems smarter than most of these walking vacuums with musty holes.
God she is out there ! Reminds me of an ex of mine,,, Good Luck Dudes !!!
A little damaged. LOL
This Kate chick is not too bad. Some of her stories I don't believe but she looks like she is cool af to hang out with.
everytime i see KQ on the podcast i know im gonna laugh a lot... :D
"My father's name is Edgar" omg😂
1:30:00 - motivation to get up early.
Lee might be a good guy but Goddamn he needs to step his producer skills up!
hes in training dawg
He's been training for too long. hahaha
RedZedHead TV And he still draggin ass 😂😂
This dude is high as fuck, holding his own in a conversation, and monitoring the soundboard all at one time. Leave him alone and just enjoy it for what it is.
Thanks for the quick upload lee.. you jewboy
dopeburger zog
LMAOOO
Pllppppplppllpppdopeburger lppplpppp
The stories Joey tells when Kate is on are so so so so funny I love joey talking about eating ass
2:38:50 - Lee finally came buckets
I feel like everytime I watch a different episode, they have a different brand of water
Never noticed it but you're right haha
I was dating this guy recently that was super selfish and self centered and I called him out and told him he was an asshole and that if he wasn’t nice and respectful to F-off, needless to say we’ve F’ed a few times lol
i thought my headset broke watching this podcast
She is sooo young and was just searching in this video... years later, she realized, she has become, something.. she did not want to be... that is hollywood for you
Yea it almost killed her
Is anyone noticing the sound switching speaker at some parts throughout the podcast?
How the fuck only 10k and JRE has 300k ?!
cuz rogan lets his guests talk!
Cause Rogan is more well known and his podcast has been around longer. JRE became redundant along time ago imo. It's like even if you haven't heard it in a while you already know what Joe is going to say.
[Insert Social Issue here]
Joe Rogan - "The problem here is that the our society is run by a bunch of fuckin' cavemen gorrillas and they're being a bunch of silly cunts, who refusing to eat their psilocybin mushrooms and DMT and join the rest of us in the 21 century evolution and the expansion of human consciousness and that's why pot is still illegal and we probably aren't gonna go to fuckin Mars anytime soon. They won't even legalize fucking weed.
@@chris45627 l000000000000000000l
I imagine Uncle Joey doing his stories around the campfire for us in Hell.
The emotional damage is hot, I need to find a comic.
after a borderliner.. you will swallow those words
Save your soul
When he said as good looking as she was dangerous I felt that, I don’t think everyone understands what that means, deadly combo
Kate "I've only slept with 17 guys" Quigley
J F 😂😭
J F That's actually surprisingly low, I though it would be at least double that number with all the experiences she brings up.
@@star0809fel Same, I thought she'd be in the hundreds. That should be easy for a attractive girl with alot of free time.
looks at these cucks believing the words of a borderliner. Jesus christ.
@@Stoney-Jacksman educate us then chad.
Hands down the dirtiest podcast I've listened to since Howard stern
I don't care that Kate's got a past some people object to, shes being honest and shes a free girl that I find attractive. I'm happily married still I'm allowed to see other women as attractive and Kate with her honesty a free spirit not mention her smokin good looks is incredibly attractive to me.. You go girl keep keepin it real. Joey thanx for bringing her on this podcast has been entertaining and you are a cool fellow which reminds me a bit like myself with the past and all. Thanx Joey for your entertaining pod casts, If I met ya IRL I'd buy ya all a drink and def have a chat.
I didn't know who Kate Quigley was until 2 days ago. It's official. I think I'm in love 😍😍
I give you three days to get to know her, and I guarantee that when you hear a couple of stories from her she won't be so lovely!!!
Seek and destroy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 52:10
Joey, I recently heard you for the first time. fuckin amazing stories and all so inspiring in a disgusting way. let me know when you have a book out....so I can steal a copy from Barnes and Noble! cheer's from a 84 Coney island born. 🍄💰
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that part with Joey describing her stripping to the music was hilarious
'I'm like Denny's, I don't shut down'
Savage
no idea how the hell i stumbled across this but i love it.... all the way from Malta
"This ain't bridesmaids Lee, this is reality, alright" fuckin hilarious 35:55
Hes gotta look cool in front of Kate
Nicotine gum like a muthafuckaa lol , mushroom ass wtf 😂😂 uncle joey with the quotes
whenever Joey starts talking about COKE.........i have to take a shit.
I learned a lot from uncle Joey man real talk 💯
The Harlem Globetrotters shit killed me Lmao
2:08:58 Joey Diaz heart break stories would be such a great segment for the church
Yo.. I want to go to Bolder Colorado 😂 or however you spell it, but damn. All of joeys stories makes this place sound like heaven !
! She cool a f . Any1 else been having an issue seeing the podcast live?
One of the funniest episodes ever. Jesus Christ Joey Diaz.
2:39:16 DAAMN KATE that bootay xD hahaha
Gotta love Kate!
"thats where the jewels are, and the picture of lee and hitler"
"You're living like fucking Theodore" hahahaha
1:37:45 “ I go in the shower I wash my pussy “ lmfao !!
You can fast forward to any point in any joey Diaz video and joey and not the guest will be talking 😂
Joey is hilarious 😂 😃 😄
Stop whispering joey! I gotta adjust my volume so much during the podcasts lol
That shit is so annoying lol
joey blasted out of his fuckin mind, this man got his eyes closed for half the ep.
Hes visualizing
sound going back and fourth between speakers nice