Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Joey Diaz Returns!

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
  • Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Joey Diaz! You know Uncle Joey from The Joe Rogan Experience, Uncle Joey's Joint, This is Not Happening, Your Moms House w/ Tom Segura, Bertcast w/ Bert Kreischer and of course his new book "Tremendous" OUT NOW! Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast!
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    Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
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  • @-fu2pr
    @-fu2pr 3 месяца назад +633

    “I just wanna get high and find a victim” has to be the most Joey Diaz line ever 😂

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 3 месяца назад +24

      Like a doctah

    • @mr.tellithowitis106
      @mr.tellithowitis106 3 месяца назад +16

      Tremendous

    • @hughjass7101
      @hughjass7101 3 месяца назад +5

      his crimes are all exaggerations. he went to jail for 11months.

    • @jill9165
      @jill9165 3 месяца назад +18

      @@hughjass7101 you clearly dont know much

    • @eatass5627
      @eatass5627 3 месяца назад

      @@hughjass7101I know people who have done crazier shit and never got caught
      People who think his stories could never happen just haven’t seen that side of life
      The underbelly of Massachusetts north shore is full of people just like Joey

  • @NikiVegaTS
    @NikiVegaTS 3 месяца назад +111

    "just give me weed, Ill go on my own journey" 9:54. People say the church is over but Diaz always preaches 🙏🤣

    • @ok-pops9769
      @ok-pops9769 3 месяца назад +7

      Those were some great times at the Church of What’s Happening Now. The new Check In podcast kind of gives u a nostalgic feeling of that while helping us keep growing.

    • @michaelm3505
      @michaelm3505 3 месяца назад +1

      Redbar

  • @ddiliello
    @ddiliello 3 месяца назад +300

    Watching Foley cross off literally nothing on his notebook is hilarious

    • @prestonshehan8
      @prestonshehan8 3 месяца назад +3

      I came to the comments for this comment! I’m glad I ain’t the only one laughing at it everytime

    • @jacobcraft2000
      @jacobcraft2000 3 месяца назад +4

      literally read this comment as he did it

    • @siscoismyhomey
      @siscoismyhomey 3 месяца назад +3

      It hadn't occurred to me before, and it's killing me every time now

    • @robertomacari501
      @robertomacari501 3 месяца назад +2

      He does have stuff written down if you zoom in 😂

    • @michaelm3505
      @michaelm3505 3 месяца назад

      Redbar

  • @Sparky_theburnout
    @Sparky_theburnout 3 месяца назад +253

    This hour will be better than the entire Super Bowl. Thanks boys

  • @zathandropus7557
    @zathandropus7557 3 месяца назад +209

    “You like quiche?” Is fucking brilliant hahahaha

    • @JDeuce
      @JDeuce 3 месяца назад +5

      😂

    • @alexchavez217
      @alexchavez217 3 месяца назад +13

      Joey looked up like “ did this mf really just ask that?” Lol

    • @IvyMay-qn2ys
      @IvyMay-qn2ys 3 месяца назад +2

      That explains the bud light in the fridge. 😢

    • @panakoz13
      @panakoz13 3 месяца назад

      Let it fo bro. They made up for it.​@@IvyMay-qn2ys

    • @michaelpotter3627
      @michaelpotter3627 3 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂I lost it, the pause and look, you knew it was about to get hectic

  • @IronBuddha80
    @IronBuddha80 3 месяца назад +11

    "Yeah her monkey's on fire" 😆

  • @BrandinZinck
    @BrandinZinck 3 месяца назад +187

    Finding these boys was like discovering a couple Percs in an old winter coat.

    • @Michael-jr5ie
      @Michael-jr5ie 3 месяца назад +7

      Half a perc 30 and 3/4 of a zanny. It might be better than finding 100 bucks

    • @danyewest9593
      @danyewest9593 3 месяца назад +10

      Who forgets a perc in their jacket though? 😂

    • @RussiaDaily
      @RussiaDaily 3 месяца назад +1

      @@danyewest9593a hobo

    • @RussiaDaily
      @RussiaDaily 3 месяца назад +6

      @@danyewest9593he wrote that comment on the library computer

    • @Steven_McCrae
      @Steven_McCrae 3 месяца назад +2

      @@RussiaDaily🤣🤣🤣🤣🤚🏽

  • @tomsevcik1792
    @tomsevcik1792 3 месяца назад +241

    “It’s a beautiful day to be alive” -Uncle Joey. It truly is indeed!

    • @jesseraymiller7381
      @jesseraymiller7381 3 месяца назад

      Vb

    • @mr.tellithowitis106
      @mr.tellithowitis106 3 месяца назад +3

      Man I miss those 2016-17 periscopes. Those were the days.

    • @Jimbow-sz9kh
      @Jimbow-sz9kh 3 месяца назад

      Rip Uncle Joey. Check the news in 6 hours :((

    • @addisonhollerich7326
      @addisonhollerich7326 3 месяца назад

      I miss tou

    • @realsteezystevie
      @realsteezystevie 3 месяца назад

      ‘I’ll kill you and rot in prison because you made fun of me and hurt my feelings with a joke’ -uncle Joey

  • @The_Fat_Turtle
    @The_Fat_Turtle 3 месяца назад +35

    Foley was on such a great roll of questions designed to piss off Joey in the best way.

  • @phildillon3630
    @phildillon3630 3 месяца назад +103

    "I've got everyone on the edible programme" most Joey thing ever. Love it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @illuminahde
    @illuminahde 3 месяца назад +68

    16:22 You get along with the baseball coach?
    I don't even know why you bring it up.
    😂⚰️💀😂

  • @aloaloings5596
    @aloaloings5596 3 месяца назад +8

    Joey Diaz saying “monkey” never fails to make me laugh hysterically regardless of context

  • @zacharycox1563
    @zacharycox1563 3 месяца назад +70

    How do I start my days? I rip a couple bongs and then I head to jiu-jitzu 😂 I love this dude. That's some spirit animal energy right there

  • @albreezy26
    @albreezy26 3 месяца назад +691

    Dropping it before the big game is a big brain move. I guess the guy with the biggest forehead in the group made the decision lol

  • @MGrant-bj1dc
    @MGrant-bj1dc 3 месяца назад +121

    Was bummed about this 12 hour shift on Super Bowl Sunday... Then I see this!

    • @spencercollins5321
      @spencercollins5321 3 месяца назад +14

      Bro gonna watch this 12 times 😂

    • @DownSouth954
      @DownSouth954 3 месяца назад +1

      Oof hope this helps you get through the long haul shift

    • @batmansgotham4763
      @batmansgotham4763 3 месяца назад +5

      Kick the shit out of that shift for uncle Joey!

    • @jamescoleman1574
      @jamescoleman1574 3 месяца назад +1

      I just finished my 16 hrs shift 😂

    • @William2Firearms
      @William2Firearms 3 месяца назад

      ​@@batmansgotham4763Steal something from corporate for uncle Joe!

  • @ControllerOctane217
    @ControllerOctane217 3 месяца назад +9

    Censoring Joey Diaz’s “F” words is criminal…

  • @NickPR87
    @NickPR87 3 месяца назад +96

    Bro, them losing it over quice absolutely destroyed me! 😂😂😂😂

  • @nado121
    @nado121 3 месяца назад +27

    T-Bone had a hard time keeping up with uncle Joey on the bleeps in this one 😂😂

    • @tangosierra1
      @tangosierra1 3 месяца назад +10

      Can't understand why they would do it in the first place 😂

  • @newtonfootball78
    @newtonfootball78 3 месяца назад +37

    The dart is the wall is a great touch

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 3 месяца назад +8

      Glad I'm not the only one that caught that. Stay blk brother

  • @TicTacRS
    @TicTacRS 3 месяца назад +35

    That quiche moment was legendary. All time AYG moment up there with Kippy's wink.

  • @nickm724
    @nickm724 3 месяца назад +14

    50:30 🤣🤣 Probably the hardest ive seen Kippy laugh

  • @gme420
    @gme420 3 месяца назад +8

    Smoke a super bowl with uncle Joey

  • @PaulWTaber-zd8ds
    @PaulWTaber-zd8ds 3 месяца назад +22

    50:33 and the following min or two is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while even the boys were crying hahaha

    • @alexchavez217
      @alexchavez217 3 месяца назад +1

      Wack ass question lol this pod hella funny

    • @LadyDemo
      @LadyDemo 3 месяца назад

      Same 😂❤

  • @setyourhandle___
    @setyourhandle___ 3 месяца назад +15

    “A heavy foot and a bad right eye”
    Uncle Joey is the best
    Shout out to the boys bringing a sweet one before Super Bowl gets going

  • @jackpack0060
    @jackpack0060 3 месяца назад +4

    23:32 When Toby pulls up Critical Bill and Kippy gives him a look of total bewilderment yet appreciation. Like he was saying good job was great lol

  • @danielmcclure4947
    @danielmcclure4947 3 месяца назад +6

    🤣 at Joey's wife crying "When will it end?" after he drives into his garage door stoned

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 3 месяца назад +4

    I love that the boys had a better understanding of Joey from their first episode that they knew what questions would fire him up and make him go off and they sprinkled them all in perfectly!

  • @joenestor1673
    @joenestor1673 3 месяца назад +55

    Joey needs to have a line of bongs and pipes and papers and such😂😂

    • @TonerLow
      @TonerLow 3 месяца назад +14

      Da stars of det

    • @ManBroTheDude
      @ManBroTheDude 3 месяца назад +11

      @@TonerLowit says translate to English on your comment lol

    • @brianomoli4
      @brianomoli4 3 месяца назад

      @@ManBroTheDudeand the translation is shit lol

    • @aswarrior6365
      @aswarrior6365 3 месяца назад +7

      He definitely needs to. He’s got a line of weed called Laughing Gas

    • @bandofmountains
      @bandofmountains 3 месяца назад +1

      @@aswarrior6365laughing gas is Joeys? Lol had no idea

  • @Burgerboss-rb7un
    @Burgerboss-rb7un 3 месяца назад +25

    please make uncle joey a staple on this show. He fits this show so well.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 3 месяца назад +3

      He will have the time. Wants to stop doing the pod & traveling for stand up. Just do a residency with Rogan once a month

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull 3 месяца назад +95

    Joey is the very definition of Garbage and I love it. Even listening to him breathe while you wear headphones is a trashy experience.

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 3 месяца назад +1

      Naturally. Stay blk CS's

    • @tempk490
      @tempk490 3 месяца назад +1

      tremendous congestion

  • @globetrotter7344
    @globetrotter7344 3 месяца назад +20

    FUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAH! UNCLE JOEY!
    Never ever will I not watch Uncle Joey! The funniest man alive, period.

  • @christianperez7846
    @christianperez7846 3 месяца назад +3

    Joey is just magnificent. He’s as brilliant as the first time he stepped on stage. He hasn’t lost a beat in 30 years. One of the funniest people to ever speak 😅

  • @JacobGov
    @JacobGov 3 месяца назад +4

    Joey casually admitting to driving high af 😂 love ya Unc!

  • @MJ-qh2su
    @MJ-qh2su 3 месяца назад +10

    Foley: "You eat quiche?" Joey: "Wtf?" 😀

  • @jonathanguevara807
    @jonathanguevara807 3 месяца назад +7

    Joey teaching Toby about the “Small” hundred 😂😂😂

  • @Dixie_N0rmis
    @Dixie_N0rmis 3 месяца назад +26

    Think I just sprained my index finger like some kind of Bozo. Good to see Uncle Joey in the house.

  • @brendanmcginn6389
    @brendanmcginn6389 3 месяца назад +50

    Uncle Joey in the house! Took the boat in.. like a gentlemannnnn

    • @Ian-hd3od
      @Ian-hd3od 3 месяца назад

      I read that in Kippy's voice 😂

    • @alexderoche1861
      @alexderoche1861 3 месяца назад +3

      Like a doctah

    • @sethfinnen5607
      @sethfinnen5607 3 месяца назад

      “I take that boat in get some sun like a dactah”

  • @tstace215
    @tstace215 3 месяца назад +6

    "Ya like quiche?" needs to be a t-shirt

  • @JD_50
    @JD_50 3 месяца назад +21

    Like a doctah !!

  • @AnalogX64
    @AnalogX64 3 месяца назад +3

    49:08 Comedy gold, I've tears from laughing so hard.

  • @bandofmountains
    @bandofmountains 3 месяца назад +6

    Everything Joey Diaz says is funny. Literally everything.

  • @djcmb
    @djcmb 3 месяца назад +4

    These friggin guys....never have i ever been let down...seriously my favorite people....i like my therapist but these gentlemen always make me feel ok

  • @cliveowen334
    @cliveowen334 3 месяца назад +14

    Uncle Joey and the bozos, the only family I need

  • @IronKnee963
    @IronKnee963 3 месяца назад +2

    "I don't like popcorn" *proceeds to tell how he eats a tub every year*

  • @Craprat
    @Craprat 3 месяца назад +10

    THAT LEFT TURN WAS TREMENDOUS!!!!! HELL YEAH UNCLE JOEY!

  • @jacklacanna9563
    @jacklacanna9563 3 месяца назад +29

    Joey's disappointed looks after certain questions is the best

  • @zacharyrudnik4472
    @zacharyrudnik4472 3 месяца назад +2

    Do you get along with the baseball coach? "No, I already went off on him" 😂😂😂

  • @bmrepass
    @bmrepass 3 месяца назад +8

    Aint nobody trying to be funny here, but it had me laffin the hardest in months! Uncle Joey is a real one 😂

  • @Last_Chance.
    @Last_Chance. 3 месяца назад +6

    Uncle joeys laugh always warms my heart and makes me smile

  • @paulconaty2538
    @paulconaty2538 3 месяца назад +10

    “What the fuck are you going to do with a baseball bat?” God Uncle Joey is the best

    • @realsteezystevie
      @realsteezystevie 3 месяца назад

      Hit a woman with it because she laughed at a joke about him… his words not mine

  • @thomholio
    @thomholio 3 месяца назад +2

    Uncle Joey is a kind soul and a legend and a national treasure.

  • @andrewstacey4868
    @andrewstacey4868 3 месяца назад +3

    If we can’t get Joey on the honeydew. We will take uncle Joey and the wawa twins

  • @LeumasMartin
    @LeumasMartin 3 месяца назад +4

    Out sick from work and Uncle Joey on the pod is exactly what I needed today. Tremendous!

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ 3 месяца назад +3

    Fuckin love Uncle Joey. Feels like family every time he’s around.

  • @moose1875
    @moose1875 3 месяца назад +2

    An 8ball on layaway is hilarious 😂

  • @seangarnhart6648
    @seangarnhart6648 3 месяца назад +3

    “Can of corn. Can of corn and I’ll be alright” shout out uncle Joey and on my favorite pod. Its a good day

  • @michaelbeal1400
    @michaelbeal1400 3 месяца назад +11

    Uncle Joey in the mix. I'm here for all of this, work be damned. I'm feeling sick today.

  • @harmontown8928
    @harmontown8928 3 месяца назад +5

    Absolute baller move putting it out early on Super Bowl Sunday! Now I can start boozing!

  • @mandero8842
    @mandero8842 3 месяца назад +1

    "Yeah...her monkeys on fire" LMAOOOO fuggin tremendous dawg

  • @smuuthbrane7029
    @smuuthbrane7029 3 месяца назад +2

    Seriously, it's one of the funniest podcasts I've listened to. Joey Diaz is a national treasure.

  • @manic_maniac_man_marvin3271
    @manic_maniac_man_marvin3271 3 месяца назад +8

    Nothing like starting off the day with some Black Sabbath!

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 3 месяца назад +1

      Hand of doom on ur morning hawd on.😂

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. 3 месяца назад +1

      Stay blk CS's

  • @TheGsingh402
    @TheGsingh402 3 месяца назад +3

    This garage door guy wants to get smoked out while installing Mr. Diaz's door.

  • @vldmaiden
    @vldmaiden 3 месяца назад +3

    I died at the quiche part

  • @Alexis_-_
    @Alexis_-_ 3 месяца назад +2

    "I'm not a Harry Potter guy"
    "You don't say" 😂
    Hilarious episode

  • @Lethargiccharge
    @Lethargiccharge 3 месяца назад +14

    HOLY SHIT YESSS

  • @phildillon3630
    @phildillon3630 3 месяца назад +7

    Joey and the boys. I've never clicked play so fast. The AYG boys and Joey Diaz on Sunday, doesn't get much better than that. Tremendous, I'd like this twice if I could!!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @iMadridistaHD
    @iMadridistaHD 3 месяца назад +2

    51:10 Kevin is in pain lmaoo

  • @ryanscott2065
    @ryanscott2065 3 месяца назад +2

    Nice to see the Adderall junkies welcoming the Xanax junkie with shaking arms

  • @jaxokream
    @jaxokream 3 месяца назад +4

    Like a DOCTA he returns 🔥

  • @robertkane3172
    @robertkane3172 3 месяца назад +13

    They couldn't get through the into fast enough. Lol. Great timing, so pumped for uncle Joey

  • @evanedwardsen7849
    @evanedwardsen7849 3 месяца назад +1

    "first thing in the morning what do you do? " I started laughing immediately. His demener with a conversation. I wake up. When? when i wake up.

  • @Hogie251995
    @Hogie251995 3 месяца назад +3

    Just watched the We Might Be Drunk Valentine's Ep, and the big man is looking fantastic!

  • @Sully.M
    @Sully.M Месяц назад +3

    This pod is such a good change of pace - I get so tired of comedian podcasts where they just talking about what comedy clubs suck or who murdered at the Improv in ‘06

  • @Gernyy
    @Gernyy 3 месяца назад +8

    Whoaaaaaa an early episode. This is better than Christmas boys

  • @evandercaldwell9993
    @evandercaldwell9993 3 месяца назад +2

    1:00:13 "I get flashbacks when I beat up that nun!!" Geez Joey, LMAOO!!! 😂😂

  • @keepmewierd
    @keepmewierd 3 месяца назад +1

    29:44 "...you're living with a bunch of Spanish Spidermen" lmao

  • @mrbeans2425
    @mrbeans2425 3 месяца назад +8

    I fkn needed this today! Thank you boys

  • @FanYarnla
    @FanYarnla 3 месяца назад +4

    Definitely the hardest I’ve seen Kippy laugh during an episode.

  • @farkengoose6
    @farkengoose6 3 месяца назад +1

    The look on Joey's face when asked about quiche. I can't 🤣 I've replayed it so many times. Up there with Kippy doing karaoke at Christmas for top tier AYG lolz

  • @Xxballin17xX
    @Xxballin17xX 3 месяца назад +1

    The edibles kicked in right around the karaoke question 😂😂☠️

  • @lacefacethegreat
    @lacefacethegreat 3 месяца назад +16

    Best Sunday surprise ever! Definitely a classy move before the game. Thanks fellas.

    • @JamesLeeBuzz
      @JamesLeeBuzz 3 месяца назад

      Got that right! I don't think I could have clicked any faster! I think I literally laughed all giddy and clapped my hands together I was so excited, I haven't seen anything with Joey on it for a while and I was laughing through this whole thing, his facial expressions, his delivery with the most ridiculous shit he says, I fuckin love Joey Diaz so much!

  • @FabiusandGertie
    @FabiusandGertie 3 месяца назад +4

    Funniest guest of all time! Love Joey! 🤘

  • @ach0048
    @ach0048 3 месяца назад +2

    Any day with uncle Joey is a good day

  • @jodygstreettv6553
    @jodygstreettv6553 3 месяца назад +2

    Joey is my favorite and I'm loving these random questions you guys ask. At 50:30 when you ask if he likes quiche and the way you two looks at each other, I'm dying. Great Podcast guys!

    • @aarongutierrez2353
      @aarongutierrez2353 3 месяца назад +1

      I’m on my patio dying outside they way he stared at him 🤣

  • @user-fm8rh1of1m
    @user-fm8rh1of1m 3 месяца назад +3

    Needed a pick me up today and man this hit the spot!!

  • @JBobinson
    @JBobinson 3 месяца назад +3

    Spent 10 hours yesterday listening to every Honeydew episode with Joey. Man's life has been a movie.

  • @adamdrakestudio
    @adamdrakestudio 3 месяца назад +2

    This just made an already good Sunday FUCKING TREMENDOUS.

  • @Harry-ys7br
    @Harry-ys7br 3 месяца назад +1

    Joey so good he got the boys crying over syrup

  • @dawson1373
    @dawson1373 3 месяца назад +3

    What a Christmas surprise!

  • @keyz_r_us_comics2478
    @keyz_r_us_comics2478 3 месяца назад +3

    Lets goooo UNCLE JOEY!!!

  • @ThatsMrTaylor2u
    @ThatsMrTaylor2u 3 месяца назад +1

    “Nobody’s eaten keash in twenty fuckin years, guy”😂

  • @caseydabz958
    @caseydabz958 3 месяца назад +1

    his memory is insane his ability to recall the year and every little detail tremendous

  • @rustincole_w1339
    @rustincole_w1339 3 месяца назад +3

    Really annoys me that they had to censor out when Joey was saying Faygo got ... Nothing wrong with it

  • @RustyBlumpkins
    @RustyBlumpkins 3 месяца назад +3

    Is it garbage to sensor uncle Joey?

    • @user-jd7bu8ce6o
      @user-jd7bu8ce6o 2 месяца назад +2

      Is it garbage to complain and spell censor wrongly?

    • @RustyBlumpkins
      @RustyBlumpkins 2 месяца назад

      @@user-jd7bu8ce6o 🤣😂I’m not edumacated

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead 3 месяца назад +1

    Hachi Machi fellas, an early ep drop and it’s Uncle Joey!!! Time to twist this up, put a pizza in the oven and pop this IPA open like a real pansy 👏🏻 Let’s go!!

  • @jimonsax
    @jimonsax 3 месяца назад +2

    Super Bowl can kick rocks. Tremendous!

  • @lordfordification
    @lordfordification 3 месяца назад +2

    Thank you for saving my Sunday. Ain't nobody got time for rich guys rubbing all over each other on a field.

  • @timvitkuske
    @timvitkuske 3 месяца назад +1

    I laughed out loud this entire podcast lmao

  • @Lopeznothopeless
    @Lopeznothopeless 3 месяца назад +1

    50:34 lmao that look 🤣😂

  • @doesnotexistyet11
    @doesnotexistyet11 3 месяца назад +1

    Joey talking about weird late night eating when high and I'm here destroying a sausage salat in the middle of the night, it's too perfect xD