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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
- Ari Shaffir, Comedian and Host of, "This Is Not Happening" which airs on Comedy Central, Tuesdays at 12:30am, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt in studio.
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Recorded live on 03/14/2016.
It's good to see 3 blind men try to do a podcast. bless their hearts.
essa garota que eu vou precisar da tradução de voz dela para de você de alguém para poder enviar meu endereço da garota que vocês acabaram de ver eu abri o vídeo dela eu não precisar que vocês alguém procure ela e ela faça a tradução para que eu possa enviar o meu endereço só isso que eu tô te mostrei para você a garota simpática brasileira bem simpática para fazer a tradução de voz brasileira para que eu possa enviar o meu endereço só
Lmfaoooooo
42:55 shows a sequence of narrow eyes
3:20
I need to be that high
41:07 I love that Joey is so high that he can’t even ask Ari who he thinks he is dealing with lmao. This is Top 10 Church episodes for me.
Alexander Bauer the highlight of this podcast. I had to watch it a few times.
Crista who the fu- wh- what do you think this i-
54:24 “we never did clarify who we thought we were dealing with”
1:10:32
1:36:44
Crista I love this thank you. “We never did clarify who were dealing with”
Spongekelp lmao that last one
I watch a lot of podcasts and Ive never seen 3 people this stoned before. Tremendous!
On another level!
. . . their eyes are asleep!
Watch the podcast with Theo Von
Haha he was on another level 😂😂
I have to agree if you skip to 1:36:00 they're all just fucking leveled from the hash and the edibles.
Dude I was at 1:24:00 and went into the comments to see how long i had to scroll till someone mentioned how fucking high these cats are. Lee and Ari are fucking lit off the edibles
Shit gets real when Joey is explaining something and he starts whispering!
lol for real
Victor Alicea true that
the realest that can be
Just shot beer out of my nose when I read this comment 😂😂😂
0WENAT0R I dropped my hot Cheetos😂😂😂
Joey got Lee so stoned that he reached nirvana hahaha
Lmfao “I would if I could, bitch!”
1:22:53 Start of the greatest laugh ever.
Its like trying to start a lawnmower that wont start
Clicked the timestap and got a swedish klarna ad
hahahaha bahaha TY
Lee THC level: dolphin
Lol
lmao, Lee is amazing.
Best comment 😂😂😂👌
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
These three are one of my fav to have on the podcast together
Its too big, too big, too big..."
"Who you think you dealin with"
Who do you think ya dealin' with, Joey Bananas?
100% There's SUUUCH a great conection.
" You're Adults, Get it Together !"
I totally agree the only people who I like more are ralphie and Danny brown
1:27:58 when lee asked why they don’ t take weed breaks Joey says “you think Nate Diaz takes a break?” 😂😂
50:23 why he drinking like that 😂😂😂 tripped my high ass out
Looked like someone with Parkinson’s drinking that water
The set-up Ari does for Lee at 41:12 had me howling. One for the fans :D
1:05:45 😂😂😂" that cookie,"😂😂😭" came close to killing me that night"
So great to see Lee pick on someone about not being able to handle there shit. Good for you lee!
Lee makes dolphin sounds
He did some funny ass dolphin 🐬 noises in the acid episodes. It was definitely funny as fuck
ari and Lee are bizarro versions of each other
please elaborate on this theory
Colin Bambury big jew, small jew, both are bald dudes. Lee has the chemical resistance of a cockroach, Ari will freak the fuck out at 250 Mg. Ari is somewhat abrasive in the way he speaks especially if he thinks what someone said is dumb, Lee chooses his words wirh the care of one whose walking thru a minefield. Ari has his own show(s) he is the host of, Lee co-hosts with Coco. If I were on as much drugs as I was when I posted this I'm sure I could think of more
Dikembe Mutumbu I wish I could like that comment twice
Lol hell yeah
Still think Tom is Lee's father
1:56:23 - 1:57:06 This is the face of edible annihilation. Lee’s a fuckin’ soldier 😂
mans was zooted 😂😂
I have listened to this episode over 20 times....god bless the church and its children
Lee's reaction to the dunk at 5:56 has me dyingggg
Lmaooo
Tremendous
I got lightheaded from laughing so hard 1:23:40 when I heard Joey wheezing and gurgling while he was laughing at Lee’s answer to Ari’s question. Tremendous
"it's 'smoke weed everyday' not 'smoke weed all day'"
-Ari Shaffir
this is by far the most stoned I've ever witnessed,amazing.
LMFAO!!! WTF?! Look how Ari takes a sip: 50:23
LMA Oi saw that too like one of the few things i saw on this cuz i mostly just listened and holy fuc ki was like this guy is a crackhead LOL
CZRXCZR u can hear Lee laughing 😂😂😂
CZRXCZR 9
That's how trump drinks water, so I guess trump's a fan of ari
#trumpsafanofari
And Lee's Pillsbury doughboy giggle.
Lee cracks me up...Joey and him work great together..Joey is like the dad and Lee is the 12 (40) year old son
YO, mans is so high that I'm getting a contact buzz through the video
Foolish Desperado right hahaha
@Jabari Safari HOW is commenting that someone is high being a cop
suck yourself
Yo, for ANYONE who thinks Uncle Joey is yankin your chain on even his most ludacris stories, listen to the first 8 minutes of this. The memory with which he recalls that Dr. J commercial and everything surrounding that story, that's the same level of conviction that he tells every one of his stories with. Uncle Joey is the real fuckin deal.
Like iron mike . Just one of those dudes who lived a different life 🤷🏼♂️
Good point.....
i never understood how people would try to disprove his stories. as if they were there with uncle joey when it went down 😂. those cocksuckahs
42:03 A glimpse into the mind of 4 Star General Lee Syatt watching a lame movie. Followed by Ari outside of himself.The best.
what r u talking about there is no more hash! 46:50 lololol
That 30min to hour mark I'd fuck g incredible. When it really hits Lee and Ago. And even Kites feeling nice
43:46 Lee literally starts to laugh in slow motion
*47:00** fuckin tremendous "What're you talking about? There is no more hash" & **32:44* 😂😂😂😂
i love the podcast. the only podcast aroud where everyones eyeballs slowly disapear
I wonder if this is the podcast that joey dosed Ari with double what he thought he was eating EDIBLES, LOL!
Yeah is this the one
Ari one liners. "We never did clarify who we think we're dealing with". Classic, classy, funny as fuck. Y'all really are the best group of comedians around in a long fucking time. You're timing is so natural it makes folks know it ain't even you trying to be funny, you're just fucking funny..... all of ya. Keep it up.
DID JOEY DIAZ SAY HE HAD RANCH??? LOL
Yea vro👅
1:30:39 Oh, Joey. You're gone.
These people make my day
32:39
and
41:10
My favorite parts.
Lmao 😂
Did something weird just happen? Lmao
43:47 Lee... that noise he made. haha wtf
JamKaret he’s so happy.
Hahahah
"What are you talking about???....There's no more hash" classic line/ep it's 2024 and i still check this out
I cant imagine who navigates to anything Joey Diaz and clicks the thumbs down.
"What am I going to do? Get a 'little' high?"
Never would have guessed that would come outta Lee's mouth LOL
26:30 Ari Shaffir the stars are kicking in he knocked on wood in slow motion haha
“Good to know, back to the show”
My favorite part about the podcasts is when Joey squeezes his water bottle into the microphone like a water buffalo 😆😂
Great to hear Joey talking about the old days in Aspen, went to school then worked for the City on the buses up there, and it was skier/partyer paradise back then.
1:51:32 Lee... "I like nachos, I like nasty nachos" 4am I'm lmao 😆😂🤣
Man …. Never underuse cheese 😂
This level of high is for when you literally are so bored with your day and the next ten hours you have no responsibility to attend to at all.
Yup
Tremendous
Lmmfao!!!! You know you're fucked up when you drink like Ari did from that bottle... hilarious
little did we know ari would take bert to a whole
new level of dosing lol
It’s funny to hear Lee’s anguish sounds when Joey is ripping em for being a momo ; and his little anger sounds crack me up cause he wants to say so much back but he’s such a good guy he just holds it in 😂
Especially with guests he super wants to rebuttal 😂
59:45 hahaha Ari is still stuck on the previous conversation lmaoooo he's talking about skiing
Lee did hear the sound pop! He's high but not crazy! Lee is becoming my favorite lolol
NapaGhost dude he's growing on me and I fuckin hate it lol
Lee : what if you fell down
Joey : I would get back up
Well isn’t that something
I miss lee..hoping to see more of him in 2021.
Lee@ 58:45 when he realizes he left the camera on himself
50:12 lol Ari drinking the water😂😂 like a fish drinking water
@50.27 Lee laugh is hilarious when he see’s the state of Ari “trying to drink his water” He literally looks like some whom has Parkinson’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣☘️
1:01:50 "Uber? No Uber. We don't Uber in this family". LMAO.
Pop eyes chicken for two weeks straight, with a side of mac n cheese, that'll kill a mule! Make a Billy goat sing. Lamo!!!
1:56:45 holy shit Lee!
I've been there, wish I was there now.
hahah he almost slid off the chair and giggled about it
lmao!
hahaha someones gotta make a compilation of Lee slipping into the darkness! ive tagged a few times hes done it myself!
Lmfao dude's so gone.
Jim Morrison randomly freaking out in the background cracked me up
2:01:35 Blue Apelin
Oh man...I was howling!! Apelin!!
1:51:37 Is Joey sleeping?
Ahabs Game Collecting He's seeing the DEVIL!
I’m baked af and I’m dying laughing at their slurred speech and hour in😂
I love the Church. But I can't believer I haven't watched this episode before.
This is fucking perfection.
The peak.
27:50 so funny
Joey: ring pang poom
Ari: poom poom boom
“There are stars of det that mericulously appear”
That noise lee makes at 47:10 is the sound of pure humor
Joey Diaz ... Just to share... im on E and MD... smoking good portuguese kuch! Thanks for the company!
Joey describing food makes any quantity sounds like a massive feast . This man can make some ct crunch sound like gourmet shit
Master salesman 😁
fuck me this is the most baked I've seen these boys lol
bring back split screen podcasting!
I miss the old school split screen church episodes
Honestly my favorite podcast trio ever are these three doods
That gasp at 17:14 😂
Lmao
“Don’t Do It” love you, Coco
Lee was absolutely the MVP in this episode
I love Lee’s little Jewish noises and
Joey’s whispering
That Dr. J documentary looks dope
Hell yeah.. Anybody know the name of it or where to find it?
I wish Lee and Joey were still holding it down with the church every week. Keep on keepin on
Joey diaz is the uncle I want in my family
I love you Joey!
Lee "I like nasty nachos" Syatt
the higher you get the more you feel like you're there
Much love for this and all involved
Steamboat Springs is still a quaint, chill, little town. Not sure if it is like thirty years ago, but I was just there this past summer for the USA Pro Challenge.
Funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Good shit man.
An hour in they are less coherent than people I've seen on heroin
Lee is towlie on South Park I never seen anything more high lol
The love for lee this episode is awesome
This episode was Tremendous
1:35:56 left eye Lee with the million dollar questions.
1:14:55 bologna salami cilantro sandwich, mmm my favorite
25:49 "your legs weren't cold?" he is so stoned lol
I believe this is the highest ive ever seen Joey
Lex Jewther 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joey loves saying package..😂😂😂😂
This is one of my favourite episodes
That hawk wind off the Hudson is no joke.
1:22:11 favorite part😂
how do they go into the world so fuckin high!!😂😂. i would be searching for a couch lmao
Is there any episode of Joey's podcast that isn't pure aural comfort? Every one seems to lead me into a softer, funnier, kinder world - cheapest therapy ever, kudos Tio.