Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 494 w/ Joey "Coco" Diaz

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @jm95gpx
    @jm95gpx 5 лет назад +6094

    Uncle Joey letting himself in to the studio is the most proper entrance for a man like him

    • @Whudup100
      @Whudup100 5 лет назад +74

      Jimmy Monge hahaha str8 up man joey is GOAT🐐 ....honestly i was thinking the same thing ....great comment

    • @EternalResonance
      @EternalResonance 5 лет назад +118

      this episode is definitely on the top list.

    • @the_cheap_ones
      @the_cheap_ones 5 лет назад +29

      Im still shocked and curious why Joey Diaz did This is not happening with Roy Wood Jr....thats Aris show

    • @AkaFigga
      @AkaFigga 5 лет назад +34

      @@the_cheap_ones I'm pretty sure Ari still gets a check from that show. Plus its good promo for Joey cuz he brings in the views

    • @lobsterbushbroo
      @lobsterbushbroo 5 лет назад +38

      Like a docta!

  • @sethmonroe9603
    @sethmonroe9603 2 года назад +534

    Tom dying of laughter while Christina is disgusted is what made this podcast hilarious

    • @Bostonlowkeycrazy
      @Bostonlowkeycrazy Год назад +14

      N she’s tryna change the subject and Tom keeps asking questions

    • @dcempire101
      @dcempire101 Год назад +2

      Because they are normal civilians they not savages like Joey

  • @NizzleSizzle
    @NizzleSizzle 4 года назад +3359

    They should make a Netflix series about Joey's life. With him narrating it and telling stories.

    • @NDNstrength
      @NDNstrength 3 года назад +71

      Or one about just his time in Colorado

    • @TimeSensitive
      @TimeSensitive 3 года назад +78

      Kinda like everybody hates Chris? That'd be pretty funny

    • @mloyd64
      @mloyd64 3 года назад +53

      Everyone hates Coco

    • @cityofvandals2019
      @cityofvandals2019 3 года назад +8

      Please

    • @chriseversole3529
      @chriseversole3529 3 года назад +15

      Like f is for family except it’s joeys childhood not bills lol

  • @VeritasRedacted
    @VeritasRedacted 2 года назад +691

    Once Joey drops his voice to an almost whisper, it's all over

    • @oliverroyal9636
      @oliverroyal9636 Год назад +77

      Let me tell ya something dawg

    • @isaacelias4239
      @isaacelias4239 Год назад +30

      @@oliverroyal9636 Joe Rogan I gotta tell ya...

    • @Bloo_Bear
      @Bloo_Bear Год назад +8

      That's how you know to keep ya fingers over the volume button cause that whisper boils to a Roar when he reaches his point 😂🤌🏽 Tremendous

    • @shaw2390
      @shaw2390 Год назад +2

      He going deep in the murky depths

    • @tom_mac
      @tom_mac 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Bloo_Bear legit can't ever listen to a Joey podcast without a heavy compressor dsp on. It's ridiculous. Only guy in the biz with cinema level dynamics to his voice.

  • @zachlock4456
    @zachlock4456 5 лет назад +836

    I don't know what's funnier, listening to Joey or watching Tom hyperventilate laughing at him.

    • @mypawsoflove
      @mypawsoflove 5 лет назад +26

      Only Diaz can do that to Tommy Bunz and Rogan, I absolutely love watching these two fall apart with laughter- Simply magical!!!!

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 года назад +4

      It’s contagious!😁

  • @Tsureiki
    @Tsureiki 5 лет назад +608

    Holy shit, Joey is a goddamn monster. This is one of the best YMH podcasts so far.

    • @AegirAexx
      @AegirAexx 5 лет назад +16

      Fucking tremendous !! Motherfucking CoCo got me working on my freezes and shit...

    • @jag6262
      @jag6262 5 лет назад +11

      He's a god damn Unesco treasure of humanity

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones 5 лет назад +1423

    This is the greatest ending to a podcast ever! What a great story, uncle Joey lmao!
    2:09:45

    • @estevanrockshard
      @estevanrockshard 4 года назад +11

      To see you listen to ymh makes me excited to follow your channel. You got good taste Jeans keep em high and tight.
      Btw love the new content.

    • @jessebremner5209
      @jessebremner5209 4 года назад +21

      904 girls who went to Hollywood and left upset hit thumbs down to this vid🤣🤣🤣

    • @jessebremner5209
      @jessebremner5209 4 года назад +58

      "Its like your 14 and your uncles molesting you"🤣🤣🤣 hahah fuck i died

    • @eXolusiatious
      @eXolusiatious 3 года назад +12

      dude... i watched this podcast stoned and couldn't stop laughing so many times. this is one of the best podcasts i've ever listened to. pure gold.

    • @edward2783
      @edward2783 3 года назад +2

      Man, gods bless you! That was tremendous!

  • @Greasysweet6
    @Greasysweet6 Год назад +272

    1:36:28 Joey Diaz: “Good” the way he said that so bluntly just killed me 💀

  • @iRey360
    @iRey360 3 года назад +921

    The last few minutes of this podcast are probably the best thing on the internet to date

    • @johnflaherty810
      @johnflaherty810 3 года назад +40

      I’ve listened over 10 times. I should count the punchlines in between the story. There’s so many.

    • @tones9_6
      @tones9_6 3 года назад +36

      Honestly my favorite thing is seeing Christine's reactions. I honestly felt like it could've been longer but she could only take small doses of joey

    • @tedcrilly46
      @tedcrilly46 2 года назад +1

      Joey needs his mic turned up. Everywhere.

    • @jacoboreyes5340
      @jacoboreyes5340 Год назад +1

      omg that was graphic lol too funny

    • @darrylwayne1292
      @darrylwayne1292 Год назад +3

      I watch this every few months. Joey diaz is fucking awesome

  • @WeAreTeamNovus
    @WeAreTeamNovus 5 лет назад +768

    'Who's going to be his vice president? A guy with a hat with a propellor on it' im fkd up hahahaha

    • @mcdavebob1775
      @mcdavebob1775 5 лет назад +19

      "Look at him...hoaha"

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 5 лет назад +5

      They need 2 mics for Joey so we can hear him better or teach him how to speak in the mic

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @denisgonzalez8350
      @denisgonzalez8350 5 лет назад +1

      Kees Drol he’s such a savage

    • @kradcliffe7
      @kradcliffe7 5 лет назад

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @InsomniacRocker
    @InsomniacRocker 4 года назад +1191

    This is the only podcast from anyone that I've ever watched like 3 or 4 times. Joey Diaz is the king!

    • @toxicpunkette
      @toxicpunkette 4 года назад +12

      Charles Lizana watch joe Rogan podcast ,Joey is on there all the time.they have like awesome chemistry I laugh so hard at work they think I’m crazy lol

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 4 года назад +2

      cool.

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 4 года назад +15

      Jesus lookin ass nigga

    • @isaiahminott
      @isaiahminott 4 года назад

      Listen to Joey's podcast church of what's happening

    • @imdabeast100
      @imdabeast100 4 года назад +3

      I’ve watched this one at least 2 times maybe more and this is at least the third. By far one of the funniest podcasts with coco in it

  • @leanacecelia9201
    @leanacecelia9201 3 года назад +440

    This is probably the best YMH episode to date. You dont even have to host when Joey comes on. Just sit back & listen.

    • @00ABBITT00
      @00ABBITT00 3 года назад +4

      U fine

    • @00ABBITT00
      @00ABBITT00 2 года назад +2

      @Grim Reaper 666 jokes on you, she DMed me and now we’re married

    • @AstrixCloud
      @AstrixCloud Год назад +1

      Had me dying of laughter

    • @jeffmuicela9928
      @jeffmuicela9928 Год назад

      the one with andrew tate is hilarious as well

  • @NIMMHATVRapBeats
    @NIMMHATVRapBeats 3 года назад +2465

    Joey makes you realize how civilized and normal Tom is.

    • @carloscjr23
      @carloscjr23 3 года назад +85

      Despite how much of a sociopath Tom really is.

    • @shmack916
      @shmack916 Год назад +4

      I think he just says what Tom thinks with no worries lmao

    • @bluegold5186
      @bluegold5186 Год назад +1

      @@shmack916 not really he's talking about his experience which is completely different to toms

    • @shmack916
      @shmack916 Год назад

      @BlueGold I ment in terms of what words are considered "p.c.". Tom avoids using certain words that he probably wants to use while Joey has zero filter. Words retard and fag for example.

    • @phuckyoutube5927
      @phuckyoutube5927 Год назад +2

      You mean how good he us at blending with the crowd

  • @BNutsTV
    @BNutsTV 5 лет назад +434

    Christina’s face during joeys last story was priceless.

    • @IntelligentDiscussion
      @IntelligentDiscussion 5 лет назад +16

      Dat face of memories, hottest Christina moment of 2019 lol

    • @chipwilliams5854
      @chipwilliams5854 5 лет назад +6

      Christina's face in general is priceless.. I dunno how she went from being a 7/10 on Road Rules to being the stroke-faced BORE that she is now, talking about browns and farts like its something hilarious.. Fuck this dumb bitch, and fuck this shitty podcast.

    • @mnb9162
      @mnb9162 5 лет назад +8

      Joey doesn't even break stride to maybe hold back for Christina. Gives her all the little details.

    • @mnb9162
      @mnb9162 5 лет назад +1

      @@jacobcaldridge99 What would the world do without you.

    • @Lorendrawn
      @Lorendrawn 5 лет назад +1

      It's in the dictionary under "regret."

  • @BiH1207
    @BiH1207 4 года назад +480

    Joey knew he had Tom on the brink of death and ramped it up with the “its like your Uncle...” line to break him. His excitement when Tommy spit the water out said it all

  • @yaomingschin
    @yaomingschin 2 года назад +84

    2 years later this is still and will probably always be the funniest 2 hours of podcasting of all time. i rewatch every 3-6 months.

  • @Avrielfer
    @Avrielfer 4 года назад +976

    1:42:36
    bro when he said his Vice President would be a guy with a hat that has propellers i shit my self laughing 😂

    • @sandorclegane6844
      @sandorclegane6844 4 года назад +52

      It’s fun to tell people about this, and they tell you that you’re fucked up for thinking it’s funny. Then you show them and they laugh.

    • @jasminpilipovic4570
      @jasminpilipovic4570 3 года назад

      😂 😂 😂

    • @usernamepassword9091
      @usernamepassword9091 3 года назад +1

      @@sandorclegane6844 Yeah that's always fun no matter the context

    • @ext93
      @ext93 2 года назад +1

      I always thought those propeller hats were hilarious, and even more when Joey mentions them

    • @Adeshgrg
      @Adeshgrg 2 года назад +1

      @@ext93 its worse when he mentions lee wearing a kippah with a propeller 🤣

  • @justindurham7017
    @justindurham7017 5 лет назад +114

    I love y’all. CP looked hella uncomfortable at the end during Uncle Joey’s story. That was seriously one of the funniest rants has ever done. New Classic!

  • @Hieillua
    @Hieillua 5 лет назад +1948

    That final sex story had me choking of laughter.

    • @SuperBlazain
      @SuperBlazain 5 лет назад +34

      Kiei Luahi he’s the fucking greatest 😂😂😂

    • @RandyLutcavich
      @RandyLutcavich 5 лет назад +57

      2:06:57

    • @Sneak248
      @Sneak248 5 лет назад +14

      Funniest man alive

    • @chipwilliams5854
      @chipwilliams5854 5 лет назад

      it was a lie, joey diaz said it

    • @ampuhaukka113
      @ampuhaukka113 5 лет назад +9

      @@chipwilliams5854 you have been sitting at the beach again?

  • @cognitivedisruption5375
    @cognitivedisruption5375 3 года назад +81

    I love how Joey just speaks his mind and doesn’t give two fucks. We need more of him ❤️

  • @timbodragon9379
    @timbodragon9379 5 лет назад +442

    Whole episode was hilarious but that last 5 mins with the chick with the one leg broke me 😂😂😂

    • @AdrianG96247
      @AdrianG96247 5 лет назад +4

      Timbo Dragon lol

    • @nicholasmolinaro9141
      @nicholasmolinaro9141 5 лет назад +14

      I laughed so hard the neighbors pounded on the wall 😂😂, look up Joey’s Lucy Snorebush story it’s just as funny 😂

    • @jesseburnett9862
      @jesseburnett9862 5 лет назад +7

      I almost had an accident from laughing

    • @SpaceCatKungFu
      @SpaceCatKungFu 5 лет назад +7

      Literally tears rolling down my face I laughed so hard...hardcore fun

    • @7coreSkegness
      @7coreSkegness 5 лет назад +22

      Yeah I felt like I was 14 and at my uncles again. I blacked out and just let it happen

  • @JonJon-nv1mm
    @JonJon-nv1mm 4 года назад +1347

    Only Joey Diaz can make you laugh by just saying, “Good.” 🤣🤣 1:36:25

    • @devonfaulks9135
      @devonfaulks9135 4 года назад +50

      jonathan moran it fucking took me out

    • @dexterg90
      @dexterg90 4 года назад +92

      Lol his face while he watched the video almost made me pass out from laughing

    • @kelvinsuarez8181
      @kelvinsuarez8181 4 года назад +39

      Dex Garcia me too, when he was with his mouth open looking stupid asf 🤣🤣🤣 then he turn around and said “good” bruh I passed out

    • @logoletcher1273
      @logoletcher1273 4 года назад +14

      I was crying

    • @gribloshpibles1492
      @gribloshpibles1492 3 года назад +7

      It's always hilarious

  • @rosspalumbo
    @rosspalumbo 5 лет назад +3238

    He may actually be the funniest person alive.

    • @cashen7384
      @cashen7384 5 лет назад +96

      legit agree.

    • @warrenshea917
      @warrenshea917 4 года назад +91

      Ross Palumbo a living legend, Suka la mink!!

    • @Moneyman-33
      @Moneyman-33 4 года назад +44

      Not on stage. But as a story teller in settings like this he’s hilarious as fuck. His stage comedy is too much vulgar nasty ass shit. Can’t handle comedy like that.

    • @JasonStorm419
      @JasonStorm419 4 года назад +198

      @@Moneyman-33 It's time to change your tampon, lol.

    • @jakeybball
      @jakeybball 4 года назад +14

      Feet Inspector it’s like Theo Von in that sense. I think Theo in podcasts is absolutely hysterical when he tells stories but his stand up just is not very funny.

  • @LilNusse
    @LilNusse 3 года назад +81

    “A little sucka-lamink, walk back in and tell them about my mother how she beat me with a paper towel”😭😭😭😂😂😂 im can’t breathe 💀💀😂😂😂

  • @hellalyfe
    @hellalyfe 5 лет назад +261

    You can tell Tom really enjoys Joey's presence. The whole 2 hours Tom laughed his ass off. Which was awesome to see lmfao

    • @trst361
      @trst361 3 года назад +9

      Tom is the perfect person to have on a podcast with Joey Diaz as a listener. Because he laughs when you laugh.
      Edit: redundant wording

  • @Thrujenniseye
    @Thrujenniseye 5 лет назад +474

    Any podcast with Joey has me dying lmao love the no filter

    • @Charlie-mm4wc
      @Charlie-mm4wc 5 лет назад +1

      Jennifer Rosado same!

    • @justinbertaud6015
      @justinbertaud6015 5 лет назад +12

      He's what made me listen and even watch podcasts . Started with rogans podcast then I just need more

    • @Prod_D
      @Prod_D 5 лет назад +1

      Chip Williams shut the fuck up Chip. Ur names chip you already lost.

    • @Serkong
      @Serkong 5 лет назад

      @@chipwilliams5854 he did go to prison

    • @Jimmy_Watt
      @Jimmy_Watt 4 года назад

      @@chipwilliams5854 I think Joey has done a lot of shit, definitely seen a lot of shit, and has gotten over a lot of shit. He was on acid when he found his mom dead. I know it's something "he claimed," but I'm inclined to believe him.

  • @Garblegox
    @Garblegox 5 лет назад +1490

    2:09:47 The one-legged girl story made me laugh so hard I almost puked.

    • @DLoc-tu2yq
      @DLoc-tu2yq 5 лет назад +51

      Ahh that story killed the first time one JRE, love hearing it again

    • @KREMDemiK82
      @KREMDemiK82 5 лет назад +14

      D Loc he’s told it on church as well. I agree the jre version is best

    • @HarryManback0
      @HarryManback0 5 лет назад +87

      Christine's face is the best part of all of it.

    • @totalsnitch
      @totalsnitch 5 лет назад +2

      @@DLoc-tu2yq What episode was it when he first told it?

    • @totalsnitch
      @totalsnitch 5 лет назад

      @@KREMDemiK82 what episode was it?

  • @diditwitcher414
    @diditwitcher414 Год назад +206

    This has to be the best endings on YMH ever. Joey diaz you tell epic stories.

  • @igorkizejev4967
    @igorkizejev4967 5 лет назад +655

    The last 10 minutes broke Christina lmfao

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 лет назад +41

      I’m glad she didn’t put a stop to it, like she does when something really funny is happening.

    • @MegaSnowman888
      @MegaSnowman888 5 лет назад +21

      Christine*

    • @michaelflood2622
      @michaelflood2622 5 лет назад +2

      @@chipwilliams5854 no he can't

    • @Dogbutt47
      @Dogbutt47 5 лет назад +6

      @@chipwilliams5854 shut yo fatass up

    • @gstrdms
      @gstrdms 5 лет назад +11

      She's a typical "radio hole". "OH YOU GUYSS. THAT'S NASTY! EWWWWW! OKKKKKKK"
      Somebody turn this bitch's mic down.

  • @AmpliphyHD
    @AmpliphyHD 5 лет назад +274

    1:22:36 This best part of this podcast
    1:38:52 Amazing story
    1:43:15 G O L D

    • @andohish27
      @andohish27 5 лет назад +8

      "After I fuck you ima kill you" lmfao!

    • @kylereinhold1386
      @kylereinhold1386 4 года назад +4

      Scratching at ships😂 I don't wanna go!

    • @deathbyqtip33
      @deathbyqtip33 4 года назад

      Someone give me a timestamp for Joey's acid story with his ex wife?

  • @MrMadalien
    @MrMadalien 5 лет назад +800

    Man this was quite possibly the most un-PC podcast so far, loved it so much!

    • @hayleylauren5340
      @hayleylauren5340 5 лет назад +32

      true. It's so refreshing

    • @DLoc-tu2yq
      @DLoc-tu2yq 5 лет назад +62

      Uncle Joey doesnt give a FUCK ITS TREMENDOUS

    • @brtecson
      @brtecson 5 лет назад +11

      you want an omelet you gotta break a few eggs first LOL

    • @jdtr3759
      @jdtr3759 5 лет назад +5

      Have you heard of dvdasa?

    • @dustinsmith4068
      @dustinsmith4068 5 лет назад +1

      Tomato Lemon personally, I was pretty offended, you fuckin’ chin-chin.

  • @louismarino8083
    @louismarino8083 3 года назад +46

    I have had this podcast saved for a long time. Whenever i get low. Whenever i feel like im losing it. I sit down and i listen to this. And i get up. Joey makes me grateful to be alive. Reminds me of the beauty of life. Thank you joey. Fuckin thank you.

    • @MarinoRacing
      @MarinoRacing 3 года назад

      We have the same last name

    • @amirhb7531
      @amirhb7531 Год назад

      Listen to new podcast joey did with flagrant its tremendous

  • @the.kobester
    @the.kobester 5 лет назад +1277

    "i got a job in the halfway house detailing cars, but i really wasn't detailing cars, i was selling blow"

  • @Oklahoma_Rider
    @Oklahoma_Rider 5 лет назад +89

    Joey Diaz even in my darkest depression makes me laugh hysterically non stop. He is truly one of a kind. The ending was fucking priceless. I swear every time I hear him speak he tells a new story that becomes my new favorite.

  • @ThePS3Beast109
    @ThePS3Beast109 4 года назад +1278

    Damn that bit about cruises and viruses has some foresight

    • @GAZAMAN93X
      @GAZAMAN93X 4 года назад +1

      Part?

    • @will_miller16
      @will_miller16 4 года назад +1

      Jill's Sandwiches about 50 mins in

    • @shannon7276
      @shannon7276 4 года назад +3

      @@GAZAMAN93X 54:03

    • @dj1725ify
      @dj1725ify 4 года назад +1

      truth

    • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
      @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat 4 года назад +19

      I'm paranoid I have the Rona right now and honestly I couldn't stand listening to this because of how audibly fucked up Joey's lungs are. It's giving me a panic attack.

  • @hbilha
    @hbilha 2 года назад +330

    2:10:10 The best 5min of podcast history 🤣

    • @zigotina2183
      @zigotina2183 Год назад +14

      she is like this crhrietina 😲

    • @etho2185
      @etho2185 Год назад

      @@zigotina2183 lmfaoo

  • @thottydagod457
    @thottydagod457 5 лет назад +126

    When he was saying Christina's name....bro I couldn't fuckin breathe
    I love watching Tom laugh uncontrollably

  • @timothyhamby8874
    @timothyhamby8874 5 лет назад +322

    I thought Uncle Joey was gonna hospitalize Tom from laughter.

    • @stevethomas74
      @stevethomas74 5 лет назад +3

      I nearly dialled 999 myself

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 5 лет назад

      Every time.

    • @Moneyman-33
      @Moneyman-33 4 года назад

      Joey sounds like HE should be hospitalized when he laughs.

  • @tisrael70
    @tisrael70 5 лет назад +157

    Greatest last 10 mins of a podcast ever

    • @johndallas1399
      @johndallas1399 5 лет назад +3

      I agree

    • @Sjoerd2212
      @Sjoerd2212 5 лет назад +2

      its around 7 am, just woke up and watched the last part... damn what a great way to start the day

    • @johnnykilroy3026
      @johnnykilroy3026 5 лет назад +1

      I lived that load

  • @kennypyne7821
    @kennypyne7821 3 года назад +81

    I have been legit depressed lately and Joey Diaz, especially this episode of YMH and JRE 1000, have really cheered me up. I cannot help but laugh and sometimes I’m crying laughing especially at the peg leg bit, holy shit

    • @darrylwayne1292
      @darrylwayne1292 Год назад +1

      Hope ur doing good

    • @kennypyne7821
      @kennypyne7821 Год назад +2

      @@darrylwayne1292 i am doing much better thank you. was listening to the peg leg bit at work on my break yesterday and had to stifle my laughter

  • @o-REDBEARD-o
    @o-REDBEARD-o 5 лет назад +542

    " Id call the mental health people and say... go over there and bandage him up. Hes talking about Killing himself and taking down a Ralph's" lmfaooo

  • @Sychonut
    @Sychonut 5 лет назад +66

    Joey is absolutely unbelievable the way he comes up with funniest shit right on the spot off his stream of consciousness. Madness.

  • @josephjohnson6689
    @josephjohnson6689 5 лет назад +135

    That may have been the hardest i’v ever laughed during the last 15-20 min of the podcast 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love Joey Diaz and the mommies !!

  • @lovelylynkaprincess2176
    @lovelylynkaprincess2176 3 года назад +23

    The last 5 minutes of this podcast is golden. The look on Christina's face and Tom dying laughing 🤣 😆

  • @Audiofatuation
    @Audiofatuation 5 лет назад +40

    This was SUCH a great episode, Mommies!! Joey had Tomas in tears & gave equal doses wisdom on several subjects--👏👌

  • @acebeaty35
    @acebeaty35 5 лет назад +366

    If I don't hear a growly "Christine" at least 22x this episode I am going to be SO bummed. #TheReturn #Christine #UncleJoey

    • @bongthrower5129
      @bongthrower5129 5 лет назад +29

      Joey "This is a true story, Christine" Diaz

    • @bingbongthegong
      @bingbongthegong 5 лет назад +3

      Well you won't be disappointed, jeans

    • @dhaney323
      @dhaney323 5 лет назад +7

      March of 84

    • @joeymason7926
      @joeymason7926 5 лет назад +2

      Spot on, spot on

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 5 лет назад +15

      It makes me so happy when he just butchers names and sayings.

  • @josephvanwyk2088
    @josephvanwyk2088 4 года назад +605

    Joey is like a walking movie waiting to be made. Life experience overload.

    • @sprycmg
      @sprycmg 4 года назад +9

      right? his life is so fucking nuts

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 года назад

      The amazing thing is he can remember so much of it considering all the drugs he's done

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 3 года назад +1

      @@BlazRa drugs make the most memorable moments lol

    • @usernamepassword9091
      @usernamepassword9091 3 года назад

      @@BlazRa You needled dwugs! I'm telling your mommy that you injecteded some dwugs 😭😭😭💉💉💦

    • @AlexH4774
      @AlexH4774 2 года назад

      @@usernamepassword9091 Get a life.

  • @brianjn23
    @brianjn23 Год назад +75

    You can hear the guys in the back laughing their asses off😭😂😂😂😂

  • @emmah6454
    @emmah6454 5 лет назад +263

    Christina was contemplating her life during Joey Diaz story

    • @stephenasmith6625
      @stephenasmith6625 5 лет назад +12

      Contemplating Theo Von's Dark Arts too

    • @cashen7384
      @cashen7384 5 лет назад +13

      she was debating on if she wanted to do the ol sukalamink on my brotha joey 😂😂😂

    • @Moneyman-33
      @Moneyman-33 4 года назад +5

      Alvin Walters Women can’t be comedians lol. They just aren’t funny.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 года назад +3

      She wanted to put a stop to the fun soooo bad...😁

  • @johnmagee1054
    @johnmagee1054 5 лет назад +138

    Tom's reaction to Christina's horror is sublime. They are made for each other

    • @masterj9785
      @masterj9785 5 лет назад +1

      Gave your comment a like even though your a chubs fan Go Cards!!!

    • @chipwilliams5854
      @chipwilliams5854 5 лет назад

      dont worry, I downvoted it for him. Christina provunka and joey diaz are the most unfunny people on this planet. Fuck them. They suck.

    • @chipwilliams5854
      @chipwilliams5854 5 лет назад

      @@masterj9785 downvoted your upvote for you, fuck joey diaz, fuck your gay sports team, and most importantly, fuck you.

    • @masterj9785
      @masterj9785 5 лет назад +2

      @@chipwilliams5854 sensing a lot of hate from this one

    • @ampuhaukka113
      @ampuhaukka113 5 лет назад +3

      @@masterj9785 we should destroy Chip's social media. I happened to find his account :D

  • @DM-kn1rk
    @DM-kn1rk 5 лет назад +309

    I have been watching Joey Diaz consistently for the past 1-2 years and this is by far one of his funniest podcasts I’ve ever seen.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 лет назад +15

      He’s one of the funniest human beings on the planet right now👍

    • @jordantheman25
      @jordantheman25 5 лет назад +11

      He only gets better , hes a force of nature for sure

    • @colonelspicymustard
      @colonelspicymustard 5 лет назад +5

      Chip Williams if this isn’t a joke, why are you watching this ?

    • @JohnDoe-kp6hf
      @JohnDoe-kp6hf 5 лет назад +6

      @@chipwilliams5854 youve lost your fuckin mind man.

    • @cashen7384
      @cashen7384 5 лет назад +3

      she gave me a little sukalamink 😂😂😂😂

  • @allanguzman9828
    @allanguzman9828 3 года назад +79

    “I gotta tell you guys, I’m a criminal. I’ve never cheated on a test. Maybe once in the sixth grade.”
    😂😂😂

  • @tonygraves3144
    @tonygraves3144 5 лет назад +484

    Coco is a national treasure and should be treated accordingly.

  • @96KawaiiChan
    @96KawaiiChan 5 лет назад +78

    Toms reactions everytime he calls Christina Christine is priceless 😂

    • @nvm7438
      @nvm7438 5 лет назад +1

      96KawaiiChan have they ever told him her name is Christina lol

    • @96KawaiiChan
      @96KawaiiChan 5 лет назад +1

      @@nvm7438 Idk, but someone must have told him at SOME point what and who's show he's on like "wanna be a guest on Tom Segura and ChristinA Pazsitzkys podcast?"

    • @uatafaka
      @uatafaka 5 лет назад +4

      @@nvm7438 The only one who matters is Tom anyway

    • @nvm7438
      @nvm7438 5 лет назад +1

      96KawaiiChan she refers to her self as christine when talking to Joey....... soooooo I could see him being confused or also just doing it because he knows she knows and is tryna busy her balls

    • @chriskinnard8408
      @chriskinnard8408 5 лет назад +3

      Christine is the worst. Not only does she look like a pig, she laughs like one too

  • @kalebcravatt3295
    @kalebcravatt3295 5 лет назад +71

    That was one of the greatest episodes I’ve ever witnessed, super high and super tight

  • @christycullen2355
    @christycullen2355 Год назад +107

    I'm snorting coke with three hands 🤣

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 3 года назад +298

    “I don’t know if she’s got a pole under there, or one of those fucked up feet..”🤣
    I always come back to this when I want to laugh...👍

    • @trst361
      @trst361 3 года назад +7

      I just came back too for that.

  • @Euphoriasmotion2011
    @Euphoriasmotion2011 5 лет назад +777

    50 shades of Joey
    "She gave me a $3 tip and I never saw her again"
    A three hour movie about a three minute nut.

  • @Kariokid
    @Kariokid 5 лет назад +151

    2:09:47 This story. I can’t describe how hard I laughed. Joey’s the best.

    • @IntelligentDiscussion
      @IntelligentDiscussion 5 лет назад +15

      LOL Christina's face of shame at 2:11:45 "you ever had one of those christine?"

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin 2 года назад +44

    "He fagly put his hand out" is the best joey diaz quote I've ever heard

  • @willywedges4434
    @willywedges4434 5 лет назад +728

    "She must've ate that Chinese food and slept for a week"

    • @chipwilliams5854
      @chipwilliams5854 5 лет назад +2

      fuck joey diaz

    • @MrSym519
      @MrSym519 4 года назад +1

      Only joey can say this type of shit and it makes sense sort of..

  • @aos1762
    @aos1762 5 лет назад +368

    "everybody molested her" - I am dyingggg

    • @declanp1
      @declanp1 5 лет назад

      That was just wrong 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pedramteymouri973
      @pedramteymouri973 4 года назад

      What part was that at lol

    • @kylereinhold1386
      @kylereinhold1386 4 года назад +9

      They threw holy water on her 😂

    • @Aussious07
      @Aussious07 4 года назад +1

      It's funny because its true, Life fucked up man bad shit happens to non deserving people all the time! I don't want to know what kind of shit you've been through if you have to lick a toilet on a plane...

    • @anthonyj6863
      @anthonyj6863 4 года назад

      @@pedramteymouri973 around the 3 quarter mark he says it after they watch the video of the girl licking the airplane toilet seat

  • @immortal-jbv3598
    @immortal-jbv3598 4 года назад +261

    I have listened to this specific episode 4 times from 20 minute mark on and I have to say this is the greatest Podcast episode IN THE History of Podcasts without a doubt. It was a crime we missed 20 minutes of this. Joey Diaz is the greatest podcast guest of all time.

    • @immortal-jbv3598
      @immortal-jbv3598 3 года назад +16

      Back for the 5th time

    • @bryanbill3692
      @bryanbill3692 3 года назад +3

      That award still goes to Patrice. Don't believe me look 'em up! :)

    • @BobbyTMF
      @BobbyTMF Год назад

      @@bryanbill3692 to have a podcast with joey and patrice would be amazing chaos.

    • @darrylwayne1292
      @darrylwayne1292 Год назад

      Ive been listening to this ever since it came out. It is so fucking awesome and never gets old

    • @jtaco4101
      @jtaco4101 Год назад

      ​@@bryanbill3692Patrice was dead before podcasting was even on the radar tbh.

  • @nicholascunningham2342
    @nicholascunningham2342 3 года назад +16

    “Working on my freezes” is one of the best stories I have ever heard.
    I have watched this podcast three times over the last year.
    Water champ and jeans, bring coco back please!

  • @user-jz9on4ek1e
    @user-jz9on4ek1e 5 лет назад +64

    Never get tired of listening to joey Diaz stories!!

    • @chipwilliams5854
      @chipwilliams5854 5 лет назад

      the same ones he tells every day?

    • @Fuckfacemcgillycutty90
      @Fuckfacemcgillycutty90 5 лет назад +1

      @@chipwilliams5854 u keep posting the same negative comment all over this episode about joey. U seem to know a lot about him considering how much u say u hate him. I'd say u may have a secret crush on uncle joey. U fucking momo...

  • @nickg9170
    @nickg9170 5 лет назад +168

    Jesus... I have watched the last 10 minutes at least 15 times

    • @chrisdooley6468
      @chrisdooley6468 5 лет назад +1

      Nick G I’m having a stroke I’m laughing too hard lmao 😂

  • @ExtraMojo
    @ExtraMojo 5 лет назад +190

    “Sometimes people forget our main job is to be human”
    - José CoCo Muhfuckin Diaz

    • @kskull5764
      @kskull5764 5 лет назад

      he said the assistant director said that

    • @ExtraMojo
      @ExtraMojo 5 лет назад +3

      Kskull Good catch, sorry for the misquote

    • @yamza8415
      @yamza8415 5 лет назад +1

      @@kskull5764 joey re-iterated it, so he wasn't incorrect in his initial comment. technically not a misquote.

    • @Kylemc.1
      @Kylemc.1 2 года назад

      🤓

  • @gomlbondoc
    @gomlbondoc 2 года назад +56

    People say Tom is a psycho but look at how Christina drinks water at 01:03:33

    • @gigabrad4570
      @gigabrad4570 Год назад +4

      haha the freeze frame KILLED me FUCK

    • @mfgreatness
      @mfgreatness Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @zocobraclets
      @zocobraclets Год назад

      How do you have thise juicy lips and drink like it's a puckered asshoke😂😂😂

    • @jf1274
      @jf1274 11 месяцев назад +1

      WHAT THE FUCK LOL

  • @taylorgallion2748
    @taylorgallion2748 5 лет назад +65

    I see joey diaz and I always click. this man never disappoints. absolute legend. best episode of YMH I have ever watched.

  • @iplayrocknroll
    @iplayrocknroll 5 лет назад +126

    “I did not live the load.” -Christina P

  • @matthenry2564
    @matthenry2564 5 лет назад +131

    "What a tangled tale we weave when we tangle to deceive." -The Legend, Joey "Coco" Diaz

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 5 лет назад +17

      THE SAYING IS "WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE WHEN WE AIM TO DECEIVE". ITS ORIGINALLY FROM THE ENGLISH POET WILLIAM BLAKE, I BELIEVE JOEY WAS PARAPHRASING.

    • @Government_Username
      @Government_Username 5 лет назад +1

      LMFAO!!!!!

    • @DayHowarth
      @DayHowarth 5 лет назад +8

      Wrong on both counts. "What a tangled web we weave, when first we practise to deceive" Walter Scott, Marmion.

    • @Government_Username
      @Government_Username 5 лет назад

      @@DayHowarth That's the one I remember

    • @dept-7443
      @dept-7443 5 лет назад +2

      Matt Henry Christian knows all about a tangled tale when she wants to deceive!
      #THEOGATE

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 3 года назад +15

    That uncle line is just so good. Joey really got it down to a science whether he knows it or not.

  • @KwanHopkins
    @KwanHopkins 4 года назад +162

    "I was gonna go to law school... like a doctor." That's the best use of his catchphrase yet.

  • @Fire_Marshall_Bill
    @Fire_Marshall_Bill 4 года назад +148

    This just shows the amount of love Uncle Joey has for his people. Shows up unannounced to YMH and hops on the mic just because he wants to spend time with them and make their day. Not a lot of friends like that in this life.

    • @NIMMHATVRapBeats
      @NIMMHATVRapBeats 3 года назад +11

      and he just doses you 400x of what you expected to get. A true friend. :D hahahaha

  • @EverythingisFire
    @EverythingisFire 5 лет назад +216

    I LOVE how uncomfortable Christine is during Coco's last story, hahah.

    • @uatafaka
      @uatafaka 5 лет назад +10

      And she started one episode describing her diarrhea...

    • @Eljoker-sl7wy
      @Eljoker-sl7wy 5 лет назад +29

      She was living it like it was happening to her 😂

    • @dexterg90
      @dexterg90 5 лет назад +13

      Lol I don't get her logic, she has no problem describing her shits but gets uncomfortable with someone else getting ass blasted... lol ok

    • @MidwesternFilthMixes
      @MidwesternFilthMixes 5 лет назад +16

      Christina bugs me now , she has become low and loose

    • @MidwesternFilthMixes
      @MidwesternFilthMixes 5 лет назад +7

      Sarkkinator I disagree , I like when she plays dirty with team. Especially when uncle Joey fuckin Diaz is there!

  • @alexchavez217
    @alexchavez217 Год назад +8

    21:05 how joey just breaks in😂😂 joey is the only one that can do that lol

  • @tlh1981
    @tlh1981 5 лет назад +218

    “What a tangle tale we weave, when we tangle to deceive”
    43:20

  • @BDGreiman
    @BDGreiman 5 лет назад +416

    My stomach hurts from laughing... Joey is a BEAST!
    OK.... this was the final straw... 2:13:00
    Joey: "Its like you're 14 and your Uncle is molesting you."
    Tom: Spits the water out of his mouth as he's taking a sip
    ME: DYING OVER HERE!

    • @r.edward5701
      @r.edward5701 4 года назад +9

      Just let happen for what's going to happen anyway

    • @mkg304
      @mkg304 4 года назад +5

      Yo I just had dinner, I swear I almost threw up. I was way past hyperventilating

    • @natv.2272
      @natv.2272 4 года назад +1

      Joey: "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKHKHKHK"

    • @tonyrichard6285
      @tonyrichard6285 3 года назад

      Uncle Joey letting himself in to the studio is the most proper entrance for a man like him

  • @TheRealMagris
    @TheRealMagris Год назад +5

    Joey is so fucking captivating and so fucking real. He's stories are definitely what people would call preposterous, but he hasn't been cancelled yet. He's lived through all of the bullshit and luckily us younger folks are blessed to be able to hear and learn from him.

  • @runit6638
    @runit6638 5 лет назад +41

    Holy shit, I've never laughed so hard. The ending I was dry heaving. Joey Diaz never disappoints.

  • @sethstorm6133
    @sethstorm6133 5 лет назад +538

    Black holes and Uncle Joey! Wut a day.

    • @maxk1289
      @maxk1289 5 лет назад +3

      One of the worst guests ever. His standup sucks even worse than his podcast.

    • @louism9790
      @louism9790 5 лет назад +24

      m k straight chuggin that haterade

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 5 лет назад +4

      @@maxk1289 well if you want attention you are getting it. Feel better?

    • @TheOyeoye000
      @TheOyeoye000 5 лет назад +2

      Black holes and black holes w/ Joey Diaz lol

    • @ididthisforthecomments.5893
      @ididthisforthecomments.5893 5 лет назад +1

      Penile extension surgery exists and is more brutal than you’d think!

  • @B.sacamano
    @B.sacamano 5 лет назад +821

    I'm running for the president of the United States.
    Good.

    • @supersuperkw
      @supersuperkw 5 лет назад +3

      mad flavor Actually do it

    • @joelgalvan4
      @joelgalvan4 5 лет назад +13

      I'd vote for ya in a second, just to see the flying jeew as VP ON 1000MG OF EDIBLES

    • @letsgetrealmedicated
      @letsgetrealmedicated 5 лет назад +11

      This is not joey.

    • @B.sacamano
      @B.sacamano 5 лет назад +17

      letsgetrealmedicated no fuckin shit.
      Did you listen to the podcast cuz you'd understand

    • @roryasencio9001
      @roryasencio9001 5 лет назад +9

      This isnt really joey guys. Dont fall for it.

  • @johnflaherty810
    @johnflaherty810 2 года назад +9

    Restarted YMH from episode 330 starting in January and now I have arrived to the best episode ever made. This is the peak.

  • @thestonygamer4678
    @thestonygamer4678 5 лет назад +296

    "This is the WORST Pina Colada I've ever had!"

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 года назад +6

      “It put her in a trance!”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juhhcrispy3600
    @juhhcrispy3600 5 лет назад +24

    The last 15 mins of this podcast is probably the hardest I've ever laughed in my life. Uncle Joey is an absolute legend.

  • @camoboy3699
    @camoboy3699 4 года назад +199

    53:15 when Joey screams Toms face is priceless

  • @bex6638
    @bex6638 2 года назад +19

    The whole episode Joey calling her Christine just really adds to how well this has aged.
    I will keep rewatching this episode until I'm well into my 60s
    We love you Uncle Joey.

  • @yaboycurtis1103
    @yaboycurtis1103 5 лет назад +97

    2:09:10 For the Greatest story ever told.

    • @funkk
      @funkk 4 года назад +2

      EPIC

    • @skyestinson1255
      @skyestinson1255 4 года назад +2

      And I thought "Workin on my Freezes n shit" was good...Got damn lolol

  • @paintballingfrog
    @paintballingfrog 4 года назад +40

    I love how when Joey walks in Tom just gets really excited, I love this podcast lol

  • @RebecaFelipe
    @RebecaFelipe 5 лет назад +140

    the dude in the background laughing brings me life.

  • @TIDTYBOIII37
    @TIDTYBOIII37 2 года назад +71

    Joey Diaz, let’s himself into the studio at 21:00

    • @coreyndifon4117
      @coreyndifon4117 10 месяцев назад +2

      Thank you. This is what I was looking for

  • @LJGillen1986
    @LJGillen1986 5 лет назад +360

    My lord, what an ending of a podcast.

    • @thorodinson7860
      @thorodinson7860 5 лет назад +15

      i almost died

    • @jesseburnett9862
      @jesseburnett9862 5 лет назад +21

      FUCKING TREMENDOUS

    • @Khathaar
      @Khathaar 5 лет назад +10

      i am in tears

    • @CrashRacknShoot
      @CrashRacknShoot 5 лет назад +2

      @@donmega2642 aaaaand you killed it.

    • @mykmcgrane
      @mykmcgrane 5 лет назад +5

      What a truly, hilarious, literally almost crushed my car laughing ending.

  • @zaneyurchuck
    @zaneyurchuck 5 лет назад +72

    Joey "Chick-fil-a" diaz cuz he doesnt work on Sundays

  • @craigbee
    @craigbee 4 года назад +183

    Joey’s vocal chords vibrate like a bass guitar tuned to drop F.

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 года назад +13

      Imagine mixing a electronic song just using clips of various vocal sounds from Joey

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 года назад +13

      Coco wave

  • @Paiamk
    @Paiamk 9 дней назад

    The final minutes of this is the best story that has ever been told. After watching it 10000 times, I noticed that the guys in the background are also dying.
    Joey is the funniest man alive, no doubt. You must do more podcasts with him! 😂

  • @NorthAmericanDogmanProject
    @NorthAmericanDogmanProject 5 лет назад +20

    Jose Diaz....greatest storyteller EVER. I could listen to him every day. I do actually..."Church of whats happening now". Comedic Legend.

  • @sats_nak
    @sats_nak 3 года назад +65

    Joey: "I don't have a future here" (California) how true that was.

  • @bobrandom19
    @bobrandom19 5 лет назад +104

    Little Mexican dude with Mickey Mouse ears on 🤣🤣

  • @CraftedAds
    @CraftedAds Год назад +14

    This still bangs

  • @izzydarkly5404
    @izzydarkly5404 3 года назад +26

    That shit never gets old. Back again for the 10th time, I swear.
    Love Joey!