I quit smoking four years ago and haven't had a coughing and hard breathing fit since. I literally feel great. This podcast with Diaz had me in hysterics laughing so hard that I contracted whooping cough, strep throat, and bronchitis instantly. I can't remember ever in my 38 years laughing that hard for that long. Joey being Joey, Christina cowering in comedic disgust, and Tom spicing it all up with perfect dry sarcastic commentary. This was gold mommies! I'm not exaggerating at all. My lungs hurt from laughing so hard.
No one in the world comes anywhere close to making me laugh as hard as Joey Diaz. Every time he's on JRE I have to pause it multiple times so I can control my breathing before I pass out. He's easily the most naturally funny person to ever live.
Max G Thats why bert calls her push. Because he knows hes gonna fuck it up. He told rogan he would mix up christina,christine and kristin. So fuck it he calls her push
"Thirty years bustin' my hump, what do I get? Even a dog gets a warm piece of sidewalk." - Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco Copy-paste from some old reddit post I found. I think that's where Joey gets it from. Or maybe it's an old adage we don't know of.
Joey Diaz is the only comedian that can make me laugh out loud. Even when he's just telling stories on a podcast. Maybe it's just because he's so relatable, given how I grew up.
yeah i don't understand why some people just let their pets roam around on streets and other people's yards, that's probably the best way to never see them again
@@Derek_KeenanThere’s an argument that letting them live like that, even part time, would allow them to what they naturally would and thus, would like a happier life. But then there’s the downside: fights with animals, eating something weird, getting ran over, driving local bird populations to extinction. I stopped letting my kitty roam whenever she wanted specifically because she like to fight and was very territorial. I think there’s an in between. They should be able to go outside under supervision but us, as their people, should understand that those little fucks are prone to just running wherever their attention draws them and if they happen to jump a dance or get somewhere that you can’t then so be it. They
Who wouldn’t, no matter how old joey looks or gets- he has an incredibly attractive spirit, it’s strange but he is gravitating. Same thing with Tom, they’re both magnetic
Holy shit this had me in tears. I listend to the whole thing and came here to watch it lol. Joey talking about throwing his shit was some of the funniesr shit ive heard
Joey Diaz is going to die in the not too distant future, and he wants us to hear every story he has before he goes. Take his wisdom while he's here, and appreciate everything he does. Long Live Uncle Joey
Starting @ 52:19 joey' s says cristina like 3 times in a row lol then Tom says christina. ..... then joey starts saying christina....hahahahahaha Toms face 😂😂😂😂
I love this episode so much!! I've lost count of how many times I've watched it now. Always wondered if Uncle Joey calls Christine Christine on purpose and is continuing the joke or what.
High and tight. It also repulsed me pretty good once my brain processed the choice words which then quite vividly painted a mental image of Joey's half of a century old dick. I always forget that eating isn't the best idea during the YMH hours.
EMAILER: Hey Mommies I'm a regular shit to shower participant. TOM: Do you do that Joey? CHRISTINE: Oh I'm sure he does! JOEY: I like to shit in the shower. TOM/CHRISTINE: IN THE SHOWER?!!!
Well, lost the jre today. Loved seeing tom on there, remembered he had one, love Joey Diaz too... I feel like i just watched a comedy special. My gut is busted open... Found my new podcast home... Thank you spotify
what a great time to be alive for a comedy fan. the legends of comedy will never change but these guys work a lot and give so much to the fans with unprecedented quantity AND quality.
That was so funny when Jean started going into her shower wiping bit, and Joey immediately started talking about how he'd shit in the shower and scoop it up with his hands. Totally one upped her without knowing, like he thought that's where she was going with it lol
I know im 4 years late on this comment but damn I love uncle Joey, despite all the criminal shit he'd done in his past he is still the kid of guy to save stray cats just because its the right thing to do. What an amazing guy.
Current data suggests that rates of STDs in Americans age 65 or older have risen by as much as 260 percent since 2008. Many of these affected individuals are residents of nursing homes.
Man Uncle Joey is perfect for this podcast. If y'all don't have Joey back on the podcast at least once every month or two. I will retire from your mom's house in protest!! Lmao!! Like if you agree with me!!
Christine's within Christine's within
you win the comments section. A+
pure jeanius
Shut the fuck up half cass
Joey is the real water champ with the way he gulps the water bottles down in the church, all into the mic and crushing the bottle and shit
Chicken Permission mid sentence
Chicken Permission serio! I love the church and Joey but gaaaddamn it kills me everytime!. Keep em high and tight cocksuckas!
ASMR Uncle Joey on edibles
I hate that shit
Chicken Permission TREMENDOUS
I quit smoking four years ago and haven't had a coughing and hard breathing fit since. I literally feel great. This podcast with Diaz had me in hysterics laughing so hard that I contracted whooping cough, strep throat, and bronchitis instantly. I can't remember ever in my 38 years laughing that hard for that long. Joey being Joey, Christina cowering in comedic disgust, and Tom spicing it all up with perfect dry sarcastic commentary. This was gold mommies! I'm not exaggerating at all. My lungs hurt from laughing so hard.
Joey gave you a bacterial lung infection?
You should have said Christine.
Listening to Joey Diaz had you sounding like Joey Diaz
Quit smoking what? Reefer ? What are you some kind of momo?
Kevin Ball i havent had that yet but today my throat is fucked could just be sick tho basically today i sound like joey diaz
The amount of times Joey calls Christina "Christine" is hilarious xD... They were laughing about it as it happened.
Richard Meyer I'm 1 minute in and I can't wait
The wink to each other and laugh is great
He was doing it on the church the other night and tom wasn't correcting him it was hysterical
Christine is short for Christina. Like calling Tommy Tom.
He's said that for years but they don't correct him lol.
No one in the world comes anywhere close to making me laugh as hard as Joey Diaz. Every time he's on JRE I have to pause it multiple times so I can control my breathing before I pass out. He's easily the most naturally funny person to ever live.
Grumpy i never heard somebody use word exfoliate when talking bout ashole...uncle joey is a national treasure..hope he lives another 50 years at least
The one legged woman he pumped is the funniest story I've ever heard
Joey is literally my favorite person in the entire world.
Stop everything!! The mommies and Diaz are on.
Kevin Ball you fucking momo
Joey should’ve brought Terri
agreed!
@@jimfocus3128 half a momo
500th like jeans r high n tight 👖
Joey calling Mommy Tina “Christine” and Tom laughing every time was pure GOLD.
Max G
Thats why bert calls her push. Because he knows hes gonna fuck it up. He told rogan he would mix up christina,christine and kristin. So fuck it he calls her push
I laughed with Tom every time 😂
They even look at each other every time too and joey is oblivious bahah
It's confusing because he sometimes gets it right too.
@@sampomme he only starts saying it correctly after Tom purposely says "Christina" to him lol
I love the Diazisms.
"Even an old dog gets a warm spot on the sidewalk at one time or another."
I also love them.. you always know what he is saying but you never know what he is saying.
"Thirty years bustin' my hump, what do I get? Even a dog gets a warm piece of sidewalk." - Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco
Copy-paste from some old reddit post I found. I think that's where Joey gets it from. Or maybe it's an old adage we don't know of.
@@Ymesgeno old adage
@@Ymesgenotremendous movie
Even an old dog gets a spot in the sun, its an old saying @Ymesgeno
"...just everybody dumped clips in her." - CP I was crying laughing on that one. I've never heard it termed like that before.
W Snider+ I lost it completely. Never heard either one of those,but I'm keepin' 'em.
Don Peyote, "Slam pigs?" Hahahah, what a term..
Came here to say the same thing haha
My nigga Uncle Joey always LIT AF.
just an aperitif
Oh, It's lit o no. It a millenial. They are always low and loose.
stiopic , khalabeeb, christine ahahhahahah
Dakota Outdoors don't forget Tyrone!
The new one is Magumba (Ngannou)
Jason strayham, Jason GABAGOOP ( Justin gaethje) lmfao .... Colby gebhardt. Cw punk
haha does anyone ever mention how much Joey Diaz mentions 60 minutes lol, classic uncle joey
Carlos "Conduit".. Isbis Anbus aka Idris Elba
Christine, oh Joey, probably been calling her that for years and she’s giving up on correcting him. Big Joey fan best guest yet
toms face @ 15:34 when joey called tina "christine" loooooooooooool
Ahhshahaga
Jump forward 1 hour for another shot of Christine
Haha Joey has such a big heart, never knew he had 7 cats that’s hilarious wouldn’t take him as a cat guy
Chef Boyardick
Joey Diaz is the only comedian that can make me laugh out loud. Even when he's just telling stories on a podcast. Maybe it's just because he's so relatable, given how I grew up.
“Whats happenening, good morning” all it took for coco to make me laugh 💀
Joey is so amazing, doesn't let his cats out for the best reason
"I can't sleep at night knowing those little fucks are outside"
yeah i don't understand why some people just let their pets roam around on streets and other people's yards, that's probably the best way to never see them again
@@Derek_KeenanThere’s an argument that letting them live like that, even part time, would allow them to what they naturally would and thus, would like a happier life. But then there’s the downside: fights with animals, eating something weird, getting ran over, driving local bird populations to extinction.
I stopped letting my kitty roam whenever she wanted specifically because she like to fight and was very territorial.
I think there’s an in between. They should be able to go outside under supervision but us, as their people, should understand that those little fucks are prone to just running wherever their attention draws them and if they happen to jump a dance or get somewhere that you can’t then so be it. They
15:33 Tom looks over @ Christina because Joey calls her _Christine_ 😂
I love when Tom explicitly says "Christina" and Joey takes it over for 2 seconds but then switches back to Christine.
😆
I love the looks they give each other everytime joey says Christine
Tom has such a man crush on Joey
kasp 1994 who doesn’t have a crush a that sexy beast
It's because Tom seems to carefully weigh each thought while Coco just says whatever comes to mind. Respecting someone who gives no fu##s
Who wouldn’t, no matter how old joey looks or gets- he has an incredibly attractive spirit, it’s strange but he is gravitating. Same thing with Tom, they’re both magnetic
(37:57) The lips over the eyes like you’re on Jet Blue comment by Joey made me spit my food out at work hahaha thank you for making my cry laughing.
Wow I was having a shit night. WAS
D C exactly the same....
D C WAS!!!! Love it keep em high and tight sir!
Keep your heads up cocksuckas, it's a new day everyday. Fuck what happened yesterday, we're in the murky waters right now!! Stay focused!!
@36:49 holy shit that’s my parents! 😂 thanks for sharing the video mommies!
You're lying
No way
Indeed
"heres on from maxwell"
Maxwell Bond where’s the proof
"One mans chicken is another mans lobster" - Joey Diaz
1:14:52 lil something for Christine
time to spark a number and bust out the blue cheese!
Nckdaman real shit
all day
Joey talking about his cats was the most heartfelt thing I've ever heard on ymh. Uncle joey is a legend
59:45 Omg, Joey is perfect for this show.
This pomcast was ridiculous. I'm dead. Uncle Joey is the best.
"That piece of meat looks good" God Damnit I love Joey Diaz hahaha 36:00
I can only hope that I never stay in a hotel room that Joey has already stayed in
Mike Hawk The fungus toenail thrown behind the bed....
Fungus cum toenail
Chunks of turd under the shampoo bottle and under the drain 😅😅
I hope BlueBan makes a super edit of Joey saying Christine.
wait cocksuckas i thot it was redban
He was fired too.
We did get the super edit though!
Did he legit get fired?
Yes because he couldn't get his schedule worked out and often left Tom doing it on his own.
I'm about to be hospitalized 😂😂😂😂💀 Joey Diaz and Tom Christine are funny as hell.💯
Best JOEY Diaz QUOTES:
_OnMicroHouse_"like I'm going to live down stairs like i owe $20 to some booki " "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE".
1:03:52 This hotdog thing kills me. I don't know if it's the "DAAAAAAH" sound he keeps making or the fact he keeps saying "Puerto Ricans"
I wanna see vids of joey playing with his cats
Bryston Coyle he used to have videos of it on youtube, probably still do.
I wanna see a video of Joey stretching his nutsack in the hotel mirror
check out " mad flavors world" videos cocksuckas
I’m so glad I’m not alone, I really wanna see it 😭
@@jackfrost2869 now that is something I never thought I’d imagine.. but here I am. Oh to see without my eyes and imagination.
Holy shit this had me in tears. I listend to the whole thing and came here to watch it lol. Joey talking about throwing his shit was some of the funniesr shit ive heard
Can't wait to just glass this entire fuckin episode
A little something for CHRISTINE!!!!!!
"I have an affhole loosah" - Joey Diaz
Joey being a cat person is the sweetest thing ever :)
1:10:31
The BEST reaction to "Machines Within", possibly ever.
I'm dying at Joey @1:14:23 !! You can see his brain start to shutdown listening to this guy saying innocent LMFAO
Has me fucking wheezing
Tom looks so fucking good man, he's done so well!
Lmao the stationary position 😂
I've been waiting all fucking day!!
-Much love, no hate
This is probably the funniest podcast ever lol... I've been laughing uncontrollably intermittently throughout this shit lollll... Much love for 👖
Dillon McCarthy me too. I'm dying over here and I live in Rochester. Fantastic
Me too! Joey Diaz is soooo fucking funny.....
Oh shit this is tremendous
cant wait for next week and hear bluebans colab of diaz saying christine
I love how all episode long Joey keeps calling her Christine. 😂😂😂
*lmao Joey Diaz is so fucking funny😂🤣*
Watching in 2020 and I love seeing how their future bits come together
Joey Diaz is going to die in the not too distant future, and he wants us to hear every story he has before he goes. Take his wisdom while he's here, and appreciate everything he does. Long Live Uncle Joey
The man is a fucking treasure
scott wood WORD!
Skank hands up!
and go watch him live if you have the chance!!
Blop blop!
39:33 Lol "dumped clips in her" I was crying
Joey describing Puerto Ricans working at the Sabrett Hot Dog Factory fucking killed me. LMAO
Joey's the most loveable mother tucker of all time. Love uncle Joey.
Kristina saying bro and dude a lot this episode LOL
I get so happy listening to Uncle Joey 💗😹
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, thx mommies. Joey is a Savage!
This was one of the best pomcasts ever. I was pissing my pants laughing LOUD the entire time. Coco is a savage.
"Dumped clips in her" made me choke 😂😂
Starting @ 52:19 joey' s says cristina like 3 times in a row lol then Tom says christina. ..... then joey starts saying christina....hahahahahaha Toms face 😂😂😂😂
I love this episode so much!! I've lost count of how many times I've watched it now. Always wondered if Uncle Joey calls Christine Christine on purpose and is continuing the joke or what.
Fuck, I laughed out loud a ton. Joey was on fire
I had such a shitty day, and then I saw this posted and instantly got excited. Joey Diaz chillen with the mommies? The best.
this made my shit day better
V. Vibesss Sammmeeeeee
High and tight. It also repulsed me pretty good once my brain processed the choice words which then quite vividly painted a mental image of Joey's half of a century old dick. I always forget that eating isn't the best idea during the YMH hours.
push the shit in your life down the drain!
V. Vibesss dam ur cute
You'd make my night better
Do they call each other in the morning to co-ordinate outfits? No, they just roll over and tell each other.
classic edgy dad joke 😂
@@Derek_Keenan not edgy those two dudes are gay
I think this is a top ten episode. Joey goes mental, and the WHAM boys are gay. Awesome
Diaz nodding to the trap version of "crazy isnt it" made my year and its January
Who the fuck with the low and loose jeans already disliked this?
Mars Junior somebody stupid.
Bunch of how you say.... asshoes!
Hey man some people suck
The channel 13 cucks. Duh.
Probably Dani
1:07:32 “then you take rollin pape- toilet paper, you wet it first” Only joey diaz
Thanks Tom, cheers Christine.
EMAILER: Hey Mommies I'm a regular shit to shower participant.
TOM: Do you do that Joey?
CHRISTINE: Oh I'm sure he does!
JOEY: I like to shit in the shower.
TOM/CHRISTINE: IN THE SHOWER?!!!
Haha about time Joey was on. He’s the man and what a podcast
Keep them jeans high and tight
Well, lost the jre today. Loved seeing tom on there, remembered he had one, love Joey Diaz too... I feel like i just watched a comedy special. My gut is busted open... Found my new podcast home... Thank you spotify
Stationary position 😂 Gotta love Joey Diaz
Joey's face watching Machines Within had me crying oh my god
The moment when Joey sees a piece of meat on the table when watching a joke video
what a great time to be alive for a comedy fan. the legends of comedy will never change but these guys work a lot and give so much to the fans with unprecedented quantity AND quality.
Joey breaking down his experience with the asshole loofah...needs a JRE TOON. or a MOMTOON If you will.
Bro the beat diazism "one man's chicken is another man's lobster"
I have never heard that one, but when he said it, it instantly stuck in my head 😁
That was so funny when Jean started going into her shower wiping bit, and Joey immediately started talking about how he'd shit in the shower and scoop it up with his hands. Totally one upped her without knowing, like he thought that's where she was going with it lol
1:10:26 hahaha MACHINES WITHIN. I love Joey's reaction
"Your studio looks great and you're both funny guys!"
joey diaz looks like my grandma maria
I cant sleep at night knowing my little fucks are outside lmao 5:28
Fucking hell I love Joey Diaz. You too, Tom and Christine
Right at 22:00 Joey talking about his friday had had me fucking crying
Turns out ive been with 2 savages according to joey
Your making me feel so cool .
Uncle Joey singing Machines Within!! What a time to be alive!!
thank god. Been waiting all day, need my fix.
I know im 4 years late on this comment but damn I love uncle Joey, despite all the criminal shit he'd done in his past he is still the kid of guy to save stray cats just because its the right thing to do. What an amazing guy.
I love the idea of big bad Joey Diaz taking care of 11 cats
Current data suggests that rates of STDs in Americans age 65 or older have risen by as much as 260 percent since 2008. Many of these affected individuals are residents of nursing homes.
The Hindu eggs
YES.
Their relationship is awesome
Man Uncle Joey is perfect for this podcast. If y'all don't have Joey back on the podcast at least once every month or two. I will retire from your mom's house in protest!! Lmao!! Like if you agree with me!!