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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2020
  • Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now”.

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @johntenezaca236
    @johntenezaca236 4 года назад +1959

    0:00 - "Joeys heavy breathing"
    Me: hell yea

  • @seanboi4life
    @seanboi4life 4 года назад +10250

    I could listen to joey tell stories for the rest of my simulation.

    • @REAPER3fitty
      @REAPER3fitty 4 года назад +275

      Gotta say I've never heard that but I really like it

    • @misha_mulisha
      @misha_mulisha 4 года назад +71

      You refering to Joe explanation of simulation to Brendan & Co?

    • @REAPER3fitty
      @REAPER3fitty 4 года назад +85

      @@misha_mulisha just simulation theory in general

    • @nicoleyensen7062
      @nicoleyensen7062 4 года назад +9

      That statement makes little no sense.

    • @dylantuf6228
      @dylantuf6228 4 года назад +56

      I read that as stimulation and was really lost for a second..

  • @melkroll6962
    @melkroll6962 Год назад +243

    1:25:25 I love how joe just conveniently spawns in a big ass joint from thin air

  • @Ooseph367
    @Ooseph367 Год назад +68

    “Sorry about that fart joe rogan I had one of those whey proteins” 😂😂

  • @Herreraluis106
    @Herreraluis106 4 года назад +3301

    You’ll never hear Joey say “you had to be there.” He takes you there.

  • @TheBlackMambaa248
    @TheBlackMambaa248 4 года назад +4414

    Joey Diaz is a real life GTA character and if he’s not in GTA6 I will protest

    • @danieltyrrell2490
      @danieltyrrell2490 4 года назад +126

      Mafia 3 if u rly wanna see him in a game

    • @TD1021-
      @TD1021- 4 года назад +133

      Hes gonna be the 1 that lives in some red light district with 3 hookers and a yorkie and master plans all your heists

    • @jedrayne3636
      @jedrayne3636 4 года назад +36

      He was in spider man 2 or 3 and that was good enough for me

    • @squidstone8399
      @squidstone8399 4 года назад +9

      Lester IRL

    • @omari_104
      @omari_104 4 года назад +11

      Neal Gray its a game made for adults

  • @soyoudontforget
    @soyoudontforget Год назад +107

    I almost died when Joe said real car people must think we are idiots. Talking about rx7s then immediately switching to rotary engines and wondering what car they were in 🤣 absolute gold. Love Joe and Joey together!

    • @vicentee2687
      @vicentee2687 6 месяцев назад

      joe knows his mustangs tho

  • @sergiovasquez298
    @sergiovasquez298 Год назад +15

    Smoking a blunt watching these interviews is the best part about the day

  • @TheUnplugged1
    @TheUnplugged1 4 года назад +556

    “U know what’s great about that car?
    ....It doubles as a casket”
    God bless Joey Diaz

    • @749young
      @749young 4 года назад +6

      That was some funny shit.......

    • @Fricken1
      @Fricken1 4 года назад +3

      I paused when he said said that and knew, right when I play it again joe’s gonna be laughing, but it was Jaime who was laughing

    • @jenky1044
      @jenky1044 4 года назад

      Yeah and what he said... that's NOT what makes Subaru great. LoL 😂. Gotta love JD.

  • @_Jump_Man_
    @_Jump_Man_ 4 года назад +6233

    Joey sounds like what I imagined a cigarette would sound like if it could talk

    • @RicardoHernandezGTX
      @RicardoHernandezGTX 4 года назад +394

      More like a cigar

    • @joshuanel1424
      @joshuanel1424 4 года назад +129

      Jumpman Lee that my friend is what I call a recycled joke

    • @ScubaSteve3560
      @ScubaSteve3560 4 года назад +191

      For me it's a joint, laced with coke from 1984

    • @BDChupacabra
      @BDChupacabra 4 года назад +42

      @@ScubaSteve3560 Coco puff!

    • @tailopezpartners4060
      @tailopezpartners4060 4 года назад +5

      Jumpman Lee HOEY REMINDS ME OF SNIK, the VILLIAN CHARACTER FROM MOVIE LITTLE MONSTERS with MAURICE - HOWIE MANDEL

  • @lultrappy4457
    @lultrappy4457 Год назад +30

    Just watched the one from 2 years prior to this yesterday, and now I’m into this one. You 2 are helping me get thru my days of work thank you so much for such great stories and conversations and content. You guys are awesome especially when you guys get together, such great chemistry man

  • @editedbyario
    @editedbyario Год назад +38

    Mad respect for both of them, this episode was on a another level ❤

  • @whoobastank8616
    @whoobastank8616 4 года назад +594

    His breathing is heavy like he just pulled a heist in Boulder

    • @austinmiller5515
      @austinmiller5515 4 года назад +1

      whooba stank he did

    • @uzazil
      @uzazil 4 года назад +5

      He has emphysema

    • @basspalace2920
      @basspalace2920 4 года назад +1

      whooba stank he did

    • @ImDougDimmadome
      @ImDougDimmadome 4 года назад +18

      “Listen cocksucka, it was 1984 in Boulder and I was desperate for money...”

    • @mikemartin5073
      @mikemartin5073 4 года назад +5

      nope its just from walking back from the shitter

  • @MikeZach
    @MikeZach 4 года назад +2612

    Joe: "Imagine working in an office your whole life"
    Joe's entire audience: "..."

    • @elperronimo
      @elperronimo 4 года назад +144

      You could literally quit your job and live in the woods if you wanted to

    • @tripbunny
      @tripbunny 4 года назад +354

      @@elperronimo Yeah, it's just that easy.

    • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
      @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 4 года назад +168

      There’s a decent number of criminals in the audience, mostly dope boys.

    • @andrewmowbray7035
      @andrewmowbray7035 4 года назад +219

      Love this podcast and more often than not it’s Inspirational but there’s usually at least one part that makes me feel like shit. Stuff like “Can you imagine sitting in an office all day” or when they try to relate to everyday people and end up sounding like out of touch rich people lol

    • @Mason-dq7cf
      @Mason-dq7cf 4 года назад +16

      Andrew Mowbray totally right

  • @MC-dj7ri
    @MC-dj7ri Год назад +153

    Joey has some of the most hilarious stories to tell. I listen to his kidnapping story at least twice a month. It’s just awesome!

  • @Naes909SBC
    @Naes909SBC Год назад +16

    These 2 are just great together…. They’re so real and hilarious. Just comfortable and humble vibes.

    • @NohabloEng
      @NohabloEng 2 месяца назад +1

      litterally two pals chatting together about all subjects, smoking & getting paid to do so

  • @Foojum
    @Foojum 4 года назад +695

    "Joey Diaz uploaded 3 seconds ago"
    What a good thing to see

    • @justinbrink7912
      @justinbrink7912 4 года назад +17

      It says there's one view, 280 likes, and one dislike.
      RUclips math...

    • @ianispeein3770
      @ianispeein3770 4 года назад +1

      Justin Brink this has been happening for several years why do people still comment on it

    • @thisfeatureisstupidxo
      @thisfeatureisstupidxo 4 года назад

      :’)

    • @MW3vsRDR
      @MW3vsRDR 4 года назад

      gargantuas facts

    • @MrBB-mw6vy
      @MrBB-mw6vy 4 года назад

      I'm a big Church fan!! Fam, can you please give me a follow on the IG?? Thank you! instagram.com/therealswagaroo/

  • @Porkins
    @Porkins 4 года назад +807

    If my bulldog could speak, he'd sound like Joey Diaz.

    • @aronbustillos5764
      @aronbustillos5764 4 года назад +5

      K Rose 😂😂😂

    • @tysonmitchell938
      @tysonmitchell938 4 года назад +3

      Ah! That's awesome bro!...I have a 10yr old english bulldog and can relate! lol

    • @runswithphantoms1757
      @runswithphantoms1757 4 года назад +4

      There should be a Homeward Bound reboot starring:
      Joey Diaz as K Rose's bulldog,
      Tom Holland as a Husky puppy,
      And Scarlett Johanssen as a red Tabby Cat.

    • @richardnokes6438
      @richardnokes6438 4 года назад

      Probably wouldn't lie as much

    • @matthewmarain1562
      @matthewmarain1562 4 года назад

      I wish my dog sounded like that

  • @greekpapi
    @greekpapi Месяц назад +2

    One thing I will admit, my company gave me a Subaru Legacy back in 2010 as a company car, it was one of the best cars I ever drove. Never got stuck in snow, never slipped up in icy conditions, 4 inches of snow on the highway, car was planted firmly. Really is amazing how well the car is designed and built.

  • @robertb572
    @robertb572 4 года назад +455

    “Sorry about that fart Joe Rogan”
    Best line ever

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 4 года назад +32

      Also sincere remorse in his eyes...

    • @keekdawg4472
      @keekdawg4472 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bocslauris
      @bocslauris 4 года назад +20

      1:51:02 Asuka!

    • @QS-si3cq
      @QS-si3cq 4 года назад +5

      He seriously must have laid a bomb to have felt the need to apologize for it.

    • @dbassir87
      @dbassir87 4 года назад

      Robert B keto farts

  • @thomasbabilon9146
    @thomasbabilon9146 4 года назад +164

    Diaz: "Did ya get that picture of the monkey I sent to ya for breakfast?"

  • @Sulfiric
    @Sulfiric Год назад +11

    Joey and Joe should podcast more often. I want more episodes of them. Their chemistry is perfect and makes for such entertaining conversation.

  • @docsgearheadgaming2503
    @docsgearheadgaming2503 Год назад +4

    As a Canadian who lives in the Northern Rocky Mountains.....Was really entertaining listening to you guys talk about snow and cold lol. Here we get about 90" (200+ CM) annually, and temps as low as -65C (-85F)........The thought of warmth is the only thing that keeps a guy going lmao. This podcasts definitely helping. Love the show Guys. Joey is a one of a kind friend, seems like the type of guy to tear you a new asshole for something dumb you did then slap you on the back and go out for beers. A true friend thats not afraid to call your bullshit and explain why in detail. 2 Legends on 1 podcast. Perfect.

  • @YMG-Herb
    @YMG-Herb 4 года назад +255

    When Joey Diaz said “when I was a burglar” it was like he was talking about an old job 😂😂😂

    • @MasudaOfKorriban
      @MasudaOfKorriban 3 года назад +5

      It's a lot of peoples jobs. rough times pushes people towards jobs like so.

    • @vincentvega6932
      @vincentvega6932 3 года назад

      It is a job. Even being good at crime takes a level expertise, dedication and good old fashioned experience..
      Successful criminals are no dumbies but just 1 single mistake... And well, u already know

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 3 года назад

      He ate ass like the ham burglar

  • @Mand0_
    @Mand0_ 3 года назад +1677

    Love how he casually says "when i was a burglar" 🤣🤣

    • @curlyfm
      @curlyfm 2 года назад +96

      Like it was his profession 🤣

    • @jorgerios7653
      @jorgerios7653 2 года назад +23

      @@curlyfm it is 😂

    • @tsteezy209
      @tsteezy209 2 года назад +13

      He also casually says , I remember being on angel dust. I couldn’t take it no more. I was gonna hide in the bushes. Throw her on the ground then ….”give her the flowers” “.
      And by flowers he means hard dick.

    • @tsteezy209
      @tsteezy209 2 года назад +1

      @Jake24 yeah. Here on Earth , they call that rape.

    • @JediWebSurf
      @JediWebSurf 2 года назад +1

      @Jake24 you're saying he said that to exaggerate how he felt?

  • @hokagez4397
    @hokagez4397 Год назад +31

    joey diaz was made for podcasts

  • @BrooklynAS3
    @BrooklynAS3 Год назад +6

    I could listen to y’all all day long. Classic 💎

  • @WillWinterss
    @WillWinterss 3 года назад +3292

    Joey : “We called him Puerto Rican Nelson”
    Joe : “why’s that”
    Joey : “He was Puerto Rican, and his name was Nelson”

    • @og8281
      @og8281 3 года назад +18

      V vv

    • @og8281
      @og8281 3 года назад +7

      V vvv

    • @MrWells-km5cp
      @MrWells-km5cp 3 года назад +61

      Joe yah fuckin goomba

    • @shustyrackleford_710
      @shustyrackleford_710 3 года назад +21

      Cool comment guy, very original and not an exact copy of something already stated without any personal input of your own
      Wouldnt wanna accidentally make a comment that contains your own thoughts or opinions!

    • @shustyrackleford_710
      @shustyrackleford_710 3 года назад +7

      @D M its a joke, YOU lighten up and stop reading things in such a serious tone ;)

  • @rockieboba
    @rockieboba 4 года назад +221

    Joe: You calling us dumb?
    Joey: *Yes absolutely*

    • @BostonsF1nest
      @BostonsF1nest 4 года назад +11

      Brendan Schaub: You calling me gay?
      Everyone in the entire universe: Yes absolutely

    • @AR-nt5vx
      @AR-nt5vx 4 года назад

      Join the cult

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 2 года назад

      @@AR-nt5vx cult of the BBC

  • @editedbyario
    @editedbyario Год назад +17

    Joey Diaz is a true legend , great comedian , and great stories teller God bless him 🙏 ❤

  • @Blackspade514
    @Blackspade514 Год назад +3

    I honestly believe no other guests with all due respect will ever be as entertaining and vibrant beings as Joey "Coco" Diaz🤜🏾🙏🏾🤲🏾💯

  • @himachal8252
    @himachal8252 3 года назад +3029

    They should have Joey Diaz's voice for Alexa and google maps

  • @cartermcmillan7443
    @cartermcmillan7443 4 года назад +234

    Joe “the wrecker of sleep schedules” Rogan

    • @samuelstablein778
      @samuelstablein778 4 года назад +4

      Carter McMillan blame Jamie

    • @jesserousseau2481
      @jesserousseau2481 4 года назад +4

      Right about to goto bed and bam light anotha gotta watch atleast half gotta love joey

    • @helioszxc
      @helioszxc 4 года назад +2

      Ikr...its 5 a.m here. Just when i was about to fall asleep joe muthafuckin rogan uploads a video

    • @fbo4545
      @fbo4545 4 года назад

      JahJah ikr

    • @ezraprzytyk
      @ezraprzytyk 4 года назад

      East coast like me?

  • @danieldangelo7937
    @danieldangelo7937 Год назад +4

    Whenever uncle Joey Diaz is on JRE It makes my day

  • @johnyroach40
    @johnyroach40 Год назад +1

    Joey coco Diaz, you're the man. Your story telling skills are unreal. I love how you tell em.

  • @Drokmarhc
    @Drokmarhc 4 года назад +476

    The Robert Downey Jr. podcast just came out, but I clicked on Joey Diaz.

    • @Deeplycloseted435
      @Deeplycloseted435 4 года назад +21

      Nick Jones Joey Diaz is the only repeat guest, I make a point to see EVERY old podcast.

    • @eliasflor52
      @eliasflor52 4 года назад +5

      Nick Jones , stopped watching that podcast after 15 mins cause I checked the page and saw this one

    • @duckdrop9158
      @duckdrop9158 4 года назад +6

      @@eliasflor52 passed on sex with the wife an hour and a half ago to be in the garage with the project 56 Nomad and CoCo.

    • @inspectahdeeeohoh3079
      @inspectahdeeeohoh3079 4 года назад

      Me too . . I thought what interesting stories and incidents does Robert has to offer compared to uncle Joey . . He's the best tanlented story teller with that graspy voice.

    • @va941
      @va941 4 года назад

      Yeah, me toi, saving the better for last....

  • @dontpanic9261
    @dontpanic9261 4 года назад +442

    Joey sounds like he is purring when he talks low.

    • @kpeezyforsheezy
      @kpeezyforsheezy 4 года назад +7

      familiar face this is hilarious

    • @globalSchelmuffsky
      @globalSchelmuffsky 4 года назад +10

      physicists say, his voice is so low, you can basically hear the individual sound waves

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz 4 года назад +2

      Damn that’s hilarious about physicists...

    • @teemacofficial
      @teemacofficial 4 года назад +3

      TREMENDOUS!!!!

    • @fuckingcockslurper
      @fuckingcockslurper 4 года назад +2

      His vocal fry is crazy. Lots of smoking, LOTS of coke

  • @keltonkennedy6925
    @keltonkennedy6925 11 месяцев назад +11

    Joey is a GREAT story teller… I’m at work listening to y’all and dying laughing 💪🏽😂

  • @mikesweeney5619
    @mikesweeney5619 3 месяца назад +2

    I can listen to these two all night,especially Joey,and his stories!!! freakin LOVE Joey Diaz!!!

  • @maggondatreides4783
    @maggondatreides4783 Год назад +5

    14:30 "You know what's good about that car? It doubles as a casket." 🤣🤣

  • @cenobyte4799
    @cenobyte4799 4 года назад +483

    When i need to re-gravel my driveway, I play a Joey Diaz podcast and point my speakers at the ground

    • @raymickens440
      @raymickens440 4 года назад +6

      AHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    • @ursala3000
      @ursala3000 4 года назад +7

      LMAOOO THIS IS THE MOST UNDERATED COMMENT OF 2020 ON RUclips

    • @stacyyoust
      @stacyyoust 4 года назад +2

      Brilliant

    • @MrWisdom79
      @MrWisdom79 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @jerrykingsley6703
      @jerrykingsley6703 3 года назад +2

      @@ursala3000 i mean, i wouldn't go THAT far...

  • @ThePyro326
    @ThePyro326 4 года назад +346

    Joe: "What kind of tesla does he have?"
    Joey: "The one you plug in."

  • @justanotherdaytv876
    @justanotherdaytv876 Год назад +4

    I'm listening this 2 years later and still seems like the first time🙏🏿🙌🏿🙏🏿

  • @pressf4896
    @pressf4896 4 года назад +157

    I can’t remember what I had for Breakfast, Joey Diaz is out here telling the 100th unique story about what he did in Boulder in 1982

    • @muhammadsiddiqmuhiddinov1590
      @muhammadsiddiqmuhiddinov1590 4 года назад +5

      I feel like that’s a shot comparison. Like isn’t it more likely you remember a story you experienced and care about rather than some fact with no bearing on the events of the world. and if it was a cool he prolly told it 20 times the first week after and another 20 after that

    • @williampickett4408
      @williampickett4408 4 года назад +4

      How many of those are just the truth stretched for entertainment purposes. It’s still awesome

    • @dnooup9807
      @dnooup9807 4 года назад

      F

    • @BlakeClass
      @BlakeClass 4 года назад +6

      He’s said before that he writes everyday for an hour. If he can’t think of a joke or bit right away, then he writes out all of the details for a story from his past. This started as a way to avoid writers block and make sure everyday was productive. Turned into so much more. I honestly am not huge on his stand up, but he’s one of the best podcast guest/host/comedic storytellers there is.

    • @BigWizy
      @BigWizy 4 года назад

      William Pickett Joey doesn’t do that. Maybe in his bits but not on podcasts

  • @isaiahlopez9928
    @isaiahlopez9928 4 года назад +148

    Joey “When I was a Burglar” Diaz

  • @jz7006
    @jz7006 Год назад +2

    I love hearing you guys talk about cars, as one who loves all things cars this episode is top notch

  • @mattcurtis3019
    @mattcurtis3019 Год назад +2

    Joey's knows what we're going through 😂 love him 🇬🇧

  • @torbenschulze
    @torbenschulze 4 года назад +2455

    Can't believe Joey is still telling Stories Joe never heard of

    • @dankim3950
      @dankim3950 4 года назад +170

      10 years of podcasts, averaging 3hr each with Joe, and Joey is still telling stories Joe hasn't heard before....

    • @advmmahon
      @advmmahon 4 года назад +163

      The man has lived a full life

    • @QuakeSphere
      @QuakeSphere 4 года назад +255

      Maybe hes just really good at making shit up

    • @AeronN7
      @AeronN7 4 года назад +32

      Joey "Stories for dayz" Diaz

    • @garyogburnjr3647
      @garyogburnjr3647 4 года назад +18

      @@QuakeSphere 100%

  • @Raptor-Jesus
    @Raptor-Jesus 4 года назад +295

    Joey's weeze laugh sounds like the Aztec death whistle from the last podcast!

  • @nashtyproductions42069
    @nashtyproductions42069 Год назад +7

    The energy between Joe and Joey is always so different than Joe with his other guests. One of the few times Joe seems like a younger brother trying to make his older bro laugh and impress him. Two of the best to ever do it 💯

  • @jonathancortez5179
    @jonathancortez5179 Год назад +15

    Rogan can talk for hours on anything. Dude is a beast.

  • @whatdupdoh
    @whatdupdoh 4 года назад +184

    Joey diaz: I wasnt driving drunk or nothing...you know me
    Ten minutes later
    Joey Diaz: I was driving, trippin on something.

    • @McSwayne
      @McSwayne 4 года назад +3

      I wasn't over the top yet 😂

    • @19993gt
      @19993gt 4 года назад +6

      Realistikk513 “not over the hill”😂😂😂 I’m a use that next time I describe my influence on drugs or alcohol.

    • @InappropriateShorts
      @InappropriateShorts 4 года назад

      It’s different.

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 4 года назад

      He's told that story on other podcasts, but the moral was why he hates drunk driving, not why he hates small cars.

    • @mitchelljulius5875
      @mitchelljulius5875 4 года назад

      Lmfao

  • @richielezzo4242
    @richielezzo4242 4 года назад +701

    I wish there was a Netflix series just Joey and joe together with guests

    • @thorshk
      @thorshk 4 года назад +28

      @Daniel Caine fuck no

    • @dylanass6924
      @dylanass6924 4 года назад +2

      Daniel Caine sadly he’s right

    • @christopher1369
      @christopher1369 4 года назад +4

      Danny Devito and Joey would be something

    • @johnjameson4901
      @johnjameson4901 4 года назад +2

      @Daniel Caine that's a no from me dawg

    • @georgiasamara6327
      @georgiasamara6327 4 года назад +4

      take a look at The Midnight Gospel (netflix)

  • @elijahschuman68
    @elijahschuman68 Год назад +1

    As a Local Boulderite discovering Joey Diaz’s Menacing of this town in the 80s I am entirely hooked on all of his stories.

  • @stevenhunter3301
    @stevenhunter3301 Год назад +6

    Jre literally has gotten me thru heroin withdraw s just entertaining me the whole time lol I love ya joe ur awesome buddy

  • @CATFEESH666
    @CATFEESH666 4 года назад +543

    Not even a minute in
    Joe “could you imagine working in an office” Rogan

    • @James-3000
      @James-3000 4 года назад +36

      Dude has a real phobia about office jobs...it's like the ending of the Shield, when Michael Chiklis gets taken off the streets and is busted down to a desk job...a fate worse than death for some, I guess. Poor bastards!

    • @soldier1662
      @soldier1662 4 года назад +1

      Joe would go all wanted on his boss the first day.

    • @James-3000
      @James-3000 4 года назад +26

      @Roland Deschain Nope, but I used to. It isn't the greatest environment, I admit, but I didn't find it to be the living hell Joe seems to think all office jobs are. Ooh, idea time: they should do a Fear Factor reboot but the challenge is Joe working a full day as a call center rep.

    • @richtexas4431
      @richtexas4431 4 года назад +14

      Joe’s right. Fuck working in a office, there is so much more out there for you

    • @user-vl5lt4xi2p
      @user-vl5lt4xi2p 4 года назад +11

      @@James-3000 Bruh I had to work in a fucking office for like a year after I graduated and I fucking hated it, I quit and hustled until I got a fairly stable business with a couple of friends. I would rather die than work another hour in a fucking cubicle.

  • @fosterehrie956
    @fosterehrie956 4 года назад +457

    “Don’t protect him, he runs like half a fruit cake”
    -Joey Diaz

  • @MidwestPicker
    @MidwestPicker Год назад +1

    I was doing dumbbell presses when Joey started talking about grinding his toenails down, I almost dropped the weights 😂😂😂

  • @isaaktriantou8230
    @isaaktriantou8230 Год назад

    I swear to God every night I play a Diaz interview vid and fall asleep so easily.

  • @prizzle7830
    @prizzle7830 4 года назад +96

    I told myself I’d be in bed early tonight

    • @johnp91
      @johnp91 4 года назад +3

      P Rizzle do some cocaine

  • @Jos8ball
    @Jos8ball 4 года назад +126

    😂 took me a minute to realize that the earth's land masses are on Joey's shirt and not sweat stains.

    • @dmans3617
      @dmans3617 4 года назад +3

      Earths land masses just got added to my vocabulary

    • @davidgutierrez3360
      @davidgutierrez3360 4 года назад

      Same here .lol

    • @albondsgalaxy
      @albondsgalaxy 4 года назад +1

      thank you for the AHA moment! I already gave into the idea of it being sweat. Eddie bravo would be so proud of you for "looking into it".

    • @ajjohn8729
      @ajjohn8729 4 года назад

      Bro that is fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it looks just like it!

  • @Unknown-327J
    @Unknown-327J Год назад +2

    The respect Joey Diaz has for joe Rogan is dope

  • @sandylotion
    @sandylotion Год назад +2

    Joe and Joey = repeat. Every time I hear different stories, fucking legends!

  • @jeffreyroach9823
    @jeffreyroach9823 4 года назад +282

    That moment when you realize joey’s shirt has a map on it and it’s not a sweat stain

    • @mithrandirincanus3355
      @mithrandirincanus3355 4 года назад

      Go back to Rockland

    • @elperronimo
      @elperronimo 4 года назад +19

      That moment when you realize it's a sweat stain in the shape of a map.

    • @trippyleaf4853
      @trippyleaf4853 4 года назад

      Okay is it sweat stain or a map?? I can see both.... wtf, that's gonna bug me until I sober up

    • @trippyleaf4853
      @trippyleaf4853 4 года назад

      @liluglydude I'm pretty sure I can see florida tho.

    • @Richard-dl6ko
      @Richard-dl6ko 4 года назад

      Jeffrey Roach great minds do think alike.

  • @sundaylass6828
    @sundaylass6828 3 года назад +692

    Every inhale from uncle joey is like a dramatic pause.

  • @Devinw777
    @Devinw777 Год назад +22

    This was a great pod cast Joe! Both of you are so entertaining to watch and listen too. Joey is so hilarious when he said that little mini car was a casket I actually laughed out loud.

  • @jamiecumbee4108
    @jamiecumbee4108 Год назад +7

    Joey is so cool. He's the guy you just want to meet and swap stories.

  • @mondoreptileofficial4524
    @mondoreptileofficial4524 4 года назад +196

    I was in my car when joey diaz farted and i had to roll my windows down.

    • @cez04
      @cez04 4 года назад +2

      jordan humrich lmao!!

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 4 года назад +17

      HE’S CHANGING FLAVOURS

    • @ryanleyba376
      @ryanleyba376 4 года назад +3

      Bro I could have sworn I smelled his gut rot after that fart

  • @ICYCxx
    @ICYCxx 4 года назад +143

    Just when I thought I’d have to rewatch some oldies tonight.

    • @matthewwillis-lawrence3798
      @matthewwillis-lawrence3798 4 года назад

      Just as I’m digging the archives and RUclips crashes and I reopen to this

    • @pookypoo1169
      @pookypoo1169 4 года назад

      Same

    • @ICYCxx
      @ICYCxx 4 года назад

      Matthew Willis-lawrence thought it was just me

    • @fireandblood2919
      @fireandblood2919 4 года назад +1

      Same. Been watching "Joe Rogan heated arguments." Lol. My favourite is Joe making fun of Redban talking about Olive garden.

    • @kieran3389
      @kieran3389 4 года назад +1

      Mr Nervous exact same buddy thank fuck for this

  • @jessicamendoza6844
    @jessicamendoza6844 Год назад

    “I’ve experienced it before” 😂😂😂 Joe’s reaction to Joeys apology for his farts 🤣

  • @ShaDusK
    @ShaDusK Год назад

    Learning about those old school cards was very interesting, especially when Joey DIaz adds some humor spice to it.

  • @henryandkhloeschannelsquan5672
    @henryandkhloeschannelsquan5672 4 года назад +589

    I like that Jamie is talking more.

    • @yunglime2733
      @yunglime2733 4 года назад +47

      He always does when familiar guests are on....

    • @bubbakushii
      @bubbakushii 4 года назад +19

      Yung Lime well before joe would like silence him haha now he’s part of the group

    • @xavierbarton1464
      @xavierbarton1464 4 года назад +5

      lol but joe shuts him down

    • @richardnokes6438
      @richardnokes6438 4 года назад +11

      Get back in the hole Gimp! Joe is probably a shitty boss

    • @bostyt50
      @bostyt50 4 года назад +23

      I don't Jamie isn't a guest he's tech support he needs to zip it

  • @marksanders7988
    @marksanders7988 4 года назад +466

    Joe: "Why is a Subaru so good at that?"
    Joey: "I became a car detailer and made friends with a guy from Florida called Peter Pinto and he would bust my balls......"

    • @ItsCriti
      @ItsCriti 4 года назад +4

      Right

    • @shoonger001
      @shoonger001 4 года назад +4

      Lmfao

    • @ThiCityProductions
      @ThiCityProductions 4 года назад +4

      lol i had to read it to hear their voices

    • @andriusvalmunskis87
      @andriusvalmunskis87 4 года назад

      Sounds like a line from Goodfellas

    • @richardaaron4454
      @richardaaron4454 4 года назад +3

      Those Subaru WRX STI S209 are so bad ass! www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a30361094/2019-subaru-sti-s209-by-the-numbers/ Probably the car I'd rather have than any other, I just love those Rally Type Type All Wheel Drive Cars.

  • @CRAZYSCOTSMAN666
    @CRAZYSCOTSMAN666 Год назад

    My bucket list has "Get wasted with Joey Diaz" on it and I'm determined it's guna happen🥳😎🤣🤣🤣

  • @alecanales240
    @alecanales240 Год назад +12

    Whenever I feel like I'm being soft in life I watch Joey and get back to the person what I should be

  • @KD-qx2nf
    @KD-qx2nf 4 года назад +146

    We need more Joey Diaz Alien episodes.

    • @chrisrose_krii_lun_aus
      @chrisrose_krii_lun_aus 4 года назад +5

      Him and Eddie Bravo together is great.

    • @mikeescandor4945
      @mikeescandor4945 4 года назад +4

      Throw in some Alex Jones and we got the tri fecta

    • @eruru08
      @eruru08 4 года назад +1

      K D yes

    • @chrisrose_krii_lun_aus
      @chrisrose_krii_lun_aus 4 года назад +1

      @@mikeescandor4945 no doubt. I wish he'd get Alex back on but I'm guessing it'll be awhile. Seems like Joe has kinda distanced himself from him.

  • @christianholmes940
    @christianholmes940 4 года назад +781

    Joey: "My buddy's got the... Tesla, y'know the electric one'
    Joe: "Which one"
    Joey: "Y'know the one you plug in"

  • @ELPEPE310
    @ELPEPE310 Год назад +3

    I can't stop laughing at Joe trying to explain or even understand the Mazda's rotary engine 🤣🤣🤣. Hilarious!

  • @Michelmeyer97
    @Michelmeyer97 Год назад

    This guy always with his memories about dates, streets and all the other things blows my mind 😂

  • @GeneBurnett
    @GeneBurnett 4 года назад +477

    When Joey's on, I just click "like" as soon as I get here.

  • @mediahernandez
    @mediahernandez 4 года назад +119

    RUclips: JRE Ep 1409 Joey Diaz
    Me: Tremendous

    • @camreacts9285
      @camreacts9285 4 года назад +2

      Riich_Anthony *Fuckin Tremendous

    • @Meteor2022
      @Meteor2022 4 года назад

      Really fascinating.

  • @plasma9839
    @plasma9839 Год назад

    Seems like a lot of us are rewatching this, cheers to you all

  • @frankiejaye7522
    @frankiejaye7522 4 года назад +299

    It’s a damn shame how fast I clicked this 😂😂😂

  • @pspmafia
    @pspmafia 4 года назад +874

    I keep thinking that world map on Joey's shirt is a sweat stain

  • @SolidSendereCommerce
    @SolidSendereCommerce 10 месяцев назад

    One of THE BEST episodes! Saw the video was blank on Spotify, had to come watch it on the YT.

  • @kadecalibre9279
    @kadecalibre9279 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love that Joe doesn't cut the bathroom breaks and just talks with Jamie, why isn't Jamie a cohost with his little laptop!

  • @wrekonizereal2
    @wrekonizereal2 4 года назад +422

    Hopefully Uncle Joey takes care of his lungs, can’t afford to lose a legend. Relate to him so much since I grew up in Union city. Shoutout to everyone watching this podcast. Much peace and love, hope ya have a blessed year!

    • @joshuawalton3347
      @joshuawalton3347 4 года назад

      Wheres union city

    • @ZoomNotice
      @ZoomNotice 4 года назад +3

      rawlikesushi3 he smokes weed LOL he’s not gonna ever get sick from his lungs

    • @bernardmorris125
      @bernardmorris125 4 года назад +18

      bom thats the dumbest logic. Joey used to chain smoke cigarettes for many years.
      And even weed isn’t fantastic for your lungs.

    • @SortaProfessional89
      @SortaProfessional89 4 года назад +1

      Over here lookin like ohgoon and shit

    • @SaxaphoneMan42
      @SaxaphoneMan42 4 года назад +12

      @@ZoomNotice smoking anything isn't good for your lungs, when you have a fire in front of your face you will be breathing in carbon monoxide

  • @walterwhite3538
    @walterwhite3538 4 года назад +1397

    First thing i hear in the beginning of the video
    Joey: “You saw that picture of that monkey i sent you for breakfast this morning” thanks guys for the 1k likes 💪

  • @lucianolopez7199
    @lucianolopez7199 Год назад

    Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan the dream podcast team.

  • @horrorbiz72
    @horrorbiz72 Год назад +3

    Lmao
    Joe: “are you saying we’re dumb?
    Joey Diaz: “yes. Compared to those guys.”

  • @chaoskid657
    @chaoskid657 4 года назад +83

    3 more hours added to the collection: the greatest guest of JRE

    • @w3td0g71
      @w3td0g71 4 года назад +4

      Nah he's a idiot but he can blab

    • @chaoskid657
      @chaoskid657 4 года назад

      W3T D0G you should make a podcast about it

    • @w3td0g71
      @w3td0g71 4 года назад

      @@chaoskid657 about what ?

  • @paulkaderli3526
    @paulkaderli3526 4 года назад +68

    This podcast brought me uncle Joey and Theo Von. I’m forever grateful for that

  • @phillipcomeau5893
    @phillipcomeau5893 Год назад +5

    My favourite person on the JRE. It could be just these two doing a podcast and I’d listen to it every time. And Jamie lol

  • @caia.d5245
    @caia.d5245 Год назад

    Jesus joeys voice is sooooo filled with life!

  • @rickDArula
    @rickDArula 4 года назад +110

    My high ass thought joey Diaz's shirt was sweaty

    • @richarddevenezia8186
      @richarddevenezia8186 4 года назад

      And now I'm looking for merch with printed armpit stains!

    • @AmandaBurns14
      @AmandaBurns14 4 года назад +6

      I thought the same, and not high 🤷🏼‍♀️ lol

    • @19993gt
      @19993gt 4 года назад +1

      My drunk ass thought why tf is he always sweating 😂😂

    • @barrymccockiner3964
      @barrymccockiner3964 4 года назад +3

      Slick Rick my drunk high tripping and coked out ass thought he was sweating

    • @vincezito3547
      @vincezito3547 4 года назад

      Me too

  • @aarondrummer1997
    @aarondrummer1997 4 года назад +294

    Joe: A buddy of mine
    Joey: A buddy of mine
    Joe: A buddy of mine
    Joey: A buddy of mine

    • @Brennan009
      @Brennan009 4 года назад +6

      You never know what's gonna come through that door.

    • @sirf4ce
      @sirf4ce 4 года назад +8

      That's called having friends.
      You should look into it.

    • @nehalsaldanha1070
      @nehalsaldanha1070 4 года назад +4

      they were talking about each other...

    • @bdawg8877
      @bdawg8877 4 года назад +9

      @@xonerate371 found the local dipshit.

    • @jamesmiller5331
      @jamesmiller5331 4 года назад +2

      @@xonerate371 everything's a conspiracy bro. Even your mom.

  • @ILikesports360
    @ILikesports360 Год назад

    “Yk what’s good about that car… it doubles as a casket” yooo😂

  • @musicman123ization
    @musicman123ization Год назад +2

    “Real car ppl must be going crazy rn”
    Yes Joe & Joey, the RX-7 is loved by so many.

    • @HeyIwasaValedictorian
      @HeyIwasaValedictorian Год назад

      Tut-tut! how could they NOT recognize the Yugo?! Cheap n easy, 😁
      I really had a thing for Oldsmobile 😭♥️

  • @theonepstein5100
    @theonepstein5100 4 года назад +241

    I feel at home when uncle Joey's on.

    • @Kigoz4Life
      @Kigoz4Life 4 года назад +2

      if Joey is your uncle.. does that mean Jeffrey Epstein is his brother?

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 4 года назад

      Did your parents lie to you constantly as a child? Bc Uncle Joey sure as shit does.

    • @Dayonetheone
      @Dayonetheone 4 года назад

      Truth

    • @Kigoz4Life
      @Kigoz4Life 4 года назад +1

      @@boofert.washington2499 yep lol. he's a compulsive liar for comedic purpose

    • @THEenlightenedhippies
      @THEenlightenedhippies 4 года назад +1

      I do too

  • @wholelottateo
    @wholelottateo 4 года назад +311

    Uncle Joey sounds like an old car that won’t start up 😂