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  • Опубликовано: 4 июл 2018
  • Theo Von is a stand-up comedian, television personality, host, and actor. Check out his special on Netflix called "No Offense" & his podcast called "This Past Weekend" available on iTunes & RUclips. / @theovon

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @infintittie
    @infintittie 5 лет назад +3111

    Theo: "Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
    Joe: "Im not sure if chickens are intelligent enough to independently make decisions like that."

    • @alex-cj9mb
      @alex-cj9mb 5 лет назад +10

      time?

    • @infintittie
      @infintittie 5 лет назад +274

      @@alex-cj9mbAny time Theo tries to make a joke

    • @m0rtred
      @m0rtred 5 лет назад +27

      @@infintittie lol isn't it funny the way it is? All of you have different mind-set about Joe(some hate him more, some not so much other are trying to be neutral but still hate kinda at the end, its not Joe's fault today you simply sympathize to Theo more), imagine someone who's seeing them both for a first time. He'll think that sh*t is fcking hilarious just the way joe is responding. Like straight out of 90's comedy. People are garbage truly, without even realizing, just think for a sec how does people around you sees you in situations like this. Bcs you do the same sh*t Irl you just don't know, you don't pay attention to nothing and most important you use your heads in a very wrong fcking way (some of you, others are not even trying just Jesus take the wheel) here i am hating

    • @ayepursin395
      @ayepursin395 5 лет назад +76

      @@m0rtred why did you censor yourself lol

    • @lordshu007
      @lordshu007 5 лет назад +24

      @@ayepursin395 lmfaoo, right? Probably didn't trust him or herself to use the right language. Some people like putting inane limitations on themselves, because it makes them feel morally superior, and pseudo classy. Lol. It's all in your own head, buddy. No one gives a flying fuck if you curse or not, especially with words like "Shit."

  • @Baiiirn
    @Baiiirn 5 лет назад +2184

    "if something was trying to eat me, I'd be so upset I think"
    - Theo Von 2018

    • @undyingdefect
      @undyingdefect 5 лет назад +87

      Craig MacFarlane he's not even actively trying to meme. hes just a living joke factory

    • @fungalape691
      @fungalape691 5 лет назад +33

      Went right over joes head too

    • @robertfan332
      @robertfan332 5 лет назад +55

      A comedian could spend a month writing and not come up with a gem that Theo spits out on the fly during an interview.

    • @zacharywilliams9708
      @zacharywilliams9708 4 года назад +7

      @@robertfan332 Hes on the wavelength

    • @darylboudreau1088
      @darylboudreau1088 4 года назад +12

      one of the best theo lines ever

  • @callmestix6251
    @callmestix6251 Год назад +185

    I really relate to Theo.. people may judge him for his seemingly juvenile mindset; but I can just tell he’s been through shit, vulnerable, and uses comedy to cope. Doesn’t feel like he’s worthy or on the same level as his peers. Doesnt seem to know his worth. It’s relatable. You are GREAT Theo!

  • @necrorip1
    @necrorip1 Год назад +581

    Feels like Theo found a lost brother, everybody should have a friend like Joe.

  • @StanHowse
    @StanHowse 5 лет назад +1691

    Joe: "Did you just make that up?"
    *The most serious face*
    Theo: "...I'm not sure."

    • @demarice
      @demarice 5 лет назад +1

      at what time is that?

    • @damac2111
      @damac2111 5 лет назад +8

      1.48.15

    • @kylechristenson6927
      @kylechristenson6927 5 лет назад +28

      I was just thinking that u can't tell anymore when hes joking or being serious lol

    • @alex-cj9mb
      @alex-cj9mb 5 лет назад +4

      @@damac2111 1:48:15

    • @justinlalugski2083
      @justinlalugski2083 4 года назад +3

      @@damac2111 that it wrong what he is quoting is from 1:35

  • @ThePigeonmilk
    @ThePigeonmilk 5 лет назад +1206

    "you ain't even gotta be able to read well to feed giraffes"
    -Theo Von

  • @chuckmangione4747
    @chuckmangione4747 Год назад +158

    Joe is ridiculously serious and inquisitive over the most basic things 😂. Theo dropping bombs and he doesn’t even realize it.

    • @jenniferkrebs7171
      @jenniferkrebs7171 Год назад +3

      It’s crazy , I’m like dude to you hear that or are you too high to process it ?

    • @Ryan-bh9jp
      @Ryan-bh9jp 11 месяцев назад +15

      They are both just being themselves, Joe is being Joe and Theo is being Theo. It works perfectly, my favourite duo

    • @Sir_Richard_Crainum_lll
      @Sir_Richard_Crainum_lll 11 месяцев назад

      Lol he's stoned off his ass, both of them are.

    • @lukecodz
      @lukecodz 3 месяца назад +4

      theo will say the funniest shit out of no where and itll be like joe genuinely never processed it

    • @AussieBloke-gp8hy
      @AussieBloke-gp8hy 2 месяца назад

      Why does thon talk about gays and cum so much?

  • @jesseparsons5270
    @jesseparsons5270 Год назад +59

    Jamie has the best job he’s gets to chill with joe and the guests and just looks up the facts 😭

  • @jakrispy3418
    @jakrispy3418 5 лет назад +487

    "The hardest working man I've ever known is my mother"
    - Theo Von

  • @panibe00
    @panibe00 5 лет назад +2415

    Someone told me to say hello once and I’ve been saying it my entire life - von
    Bahahahah wtf

    • @ZacharyGeee
      @ZacharyGeee 5 лет назад +19

      he was toasty lol

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 5 лет назад +60

      I’m going to have to borrow this the next time someone tries to small talk me.

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse 5 лет назад +31

      This is Pilkington levels

    • @skilletburritos8464
      @skilletburritos8464 5 лет назад +18

      theo got dem hittaz boy i mean seriously no ones as fresh as him when it comes to comedy atm

    • @dogsbreakfast4952
      @dogsbreakfast4952 5 лет назад +47

      Right over Joe's head like usual

  • @urirendonownerpurebrokersl8099
    @urirendonownerpurebrokersl8099 Год назад +230

    Its wild how watching these two for a few hours, especially on a bad or rough day.....can make you realize you can change and be a better man!! and get a laugh in the middle of it all too. Thank you Theo and Joe!!!

    • @Diego-ck2pn
      @Diego-ck2pn Год назад +5

      was going through a breakup and watched all their podcays this is my last one n i didnt even really care ab the breakup these guys are amazing together

    • @Greeanerbeans77
      @Greeanerbeans77 Год назад +2

      You always choose how you change

    • @xXxManuelLazoxXx
      @xXxManuelLazoxXx 11 месяцев назад

      @@Greeanerbeans77that’s right 🤞🏽🙏🏽

    • @munkychimp
      @munkychimp 3 месяца назад

      Amen

    • @greglachance3566
      @greglachance3566 3 месяца назад

      hours???? get a life bruh

  • @360Fov
    @360Fov Год назад +318

    It's INSANE how many jokes went right over Rogan's head, and he just answered literally, like a dork

    • @retrotechgames-diyrepair4691
      @retrotechgames-diyrepair4691 11 месяцев назад +51

      He got it, but can't feed that too much or the podcast is all lols

    • @acvproductions
      @acvproductions 11 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@retrotechgames-diyrepair4691 this actually makes sense. I guess sometimes he is just focused on keeping the conversation flowing

    • @HhhVhh-xo6uy
      @HhhVhh-xo6uy 11 месяцев назад

      Stop drooling over theos balls son, he doesnt know you exist son

    • @amandastephen4318
      @amandastephen4318 11 месяцев назад +14

      It’s a deflect. Joe likes to stay on topic. It helps to just not feed into the silliness.

    • @jboatman2876
      @jboatman2876 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@retrotechgames-diyrepair4691nah he gets SOME, he misses some as well

  • @nickyelovich3872
    @nickyelovich3872 5 лет назад +652

    30:42
    Theo: "If somethin' was tryin' to eat me, man, I would just be so upset, I think"
    Joe: "Yeah."

    • @robertandersson2958
      @robertandersson2958 5 лет назад +56

      I feel like joe is missing like half of Theos jokes... like he is not laughing at half the hilarous stuff he is saying... not sure if he doesnt get it or just dont think its funny or what lol

    • @evanchen388
      @evanchen388 5 лет назад +15

      lmfao I heard that sht I was like damn another damn gem that comes out of that dudes mouth

    • @Tammy-jw2xw
      @Tammy-jw2xw 5 лет назад +4

      I even heard that from the other room & almost shot my drink out of my noise laughing!!

    • @makelelemakelele
      @makelelemakelele 5 лет назад +2

      Whats the joke there? I just thought this guy was intellectually dumb but i guess he's joking then?

    • @fishjohn014
      @fishjohn014 5 лет назад +6

      @@makelelemakelele he's probably one of the most intelligent comics today. You gotta snatch those witty jokes up, that's what makes him so hilarious

  • @leovillanueva1989
    @leovillanueva1989 4 года назад +1724

    You can hear Jamie in the back laughing at Theo’s jokes flying over Rogan’s head lol

    • @billmurray7721
      @billmurray7721 4 года назад +112

      leopoldo villanueva Rogan is not funny, he’s a ticket seller because of his podcast fame, just like Brendan, if you can sell tickets you can headline regardless if you’re funny or not.

    • @savannahdelaney465
      @savannahdelaney465 4 года назад +13

      @@billmurray7721 agree

    • @ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049
      @ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049 4 года назад +34

      Y'all don't understand comedy.

    • @anhourwithcrowder
      @anhourwithcrowder 4 года назад +49

      @@ivemadeavowtoneverpullout9049 we understand it..we understand it just enough to know that he ain't funny

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 4 года назад +151

      Rogan doesn’t have to be as good as his guests. Y’all are weird. Just appreciate the free content or watch something else ya snobs

  • @marshallkarl7956
    @marshallkarl7956 Месяц назад +3

    Watching Joe learn Theo’s comedy style 5 years later is hilarious😂

  • @jagoisvara8178
    @jagoisvara8178 Год назад +29

    I love Theo. He must be protected at all costs

  • @cry_now_laugh_later
    @cry_now_laugh_later 4 года назад +3230

    “The hardest working man I’ve ever known was my mother”
    -Theo Von

    • @prasun911
      @prasun911 4 года назад +35

      dead 😂

    • @Kal-El_was_taken
      @Kal-El_was_taken 4 года назад +27

      Would you call your own mother a working woman tho?

    • @ishouldbesleeping107
      @ishouldbesleeping107 4 года назад +35

      @Kane Smith some just won't understand.

    • @kpeterson1342
      @kpeterson1342 4 года назад +21

      @Kane Smith It's hilarious! And as a single mother I appreciate the sentiment ;) I'd like to hear my own kids say it! lol

    • @rajgill7576
      @rajgill7576 4 года назад +33

      "Man I'd be real upset if someone was tryna eat me"

  • @earthbornplays3853
    @earthbornplays3853 2 года назад +2907

    “If something was trying to eat me, man, I would just be so upset I think”. Nobody has ever said a more relatable thing ever.

    • @swayjaayy5495
      @swayjaayy5495 2 года назад +112

      I know lol. I was cracking up and Joe was just like "yeah"

    • @ThisisPhillip
      @ThisisPhillip 2 года назад +23

      I cracked up when he said this

    • @powerviolenceog
      @powerviolenceog 2 года назад +25

      He ends it with I think!

    • @joesilva2184
      @joesilva2184 2 года назад +4

      WTH 😭🤗

    • @yourmumsahoe1
      @yourmumsahoe1 2 года назад +15

      @@swayjaayy5495 fr i couldnt believe joe just blew over that without a laugh or even smile

  • @drunksquirrel1507
    @drunksquirrel1507 11 месяцев назад +35

    This is easily one of the best episodes in the history of JRE

  • @thebcane
    @thebcane 4 года назад +5015

    Sometimes when Jamie doesn't show the videos, I try and squint to see them in Joe's forehead.

    • @kenpachii100
      @kenpachii100 4 года назад +92

      Haha I hope Jaime sees this message 😂

    • @salamandergamer2063
      @salamandergamer2063 4 года назад +28

      Lol before I got to the forehead part I thought you were roasting when he squints at the videos

    • @heedlessed7952
      @heedlessed7952 4 года назад +25

      @@salamandergamer2063 LoL me too, Joe goes full grandpa whenever something is put up on the screen

    • @Brodio
      @Brodio 4 года назад +1

      Witchcraft Destroys Minds & Reaps Souls make lp

    • @michaeldodd721
      @michaeldodd721 4 года назад +3

      I've seen em off the bricks sometimes

  • @dallasgross7293
    @dallasgross7293 4 года назад +560

    "someone told me to say hello when i was young and ive been saying it my whole life" HAHAHAHA

  • @C4DCap
    @C4DCap Год назад +13

    It’s commendable how Theo is genuinely concerned about personal growth. Throughout the entire conversation he is looking for ways to become a better person. He shows sincerity in its most vulnerable form, but also very respectable.

  • @AdventuringWithMark.
    @AdventuringWithMark. Год назад +6

    “ I could go play cards , run around , chase a friend” 😂😂😂

  • @withinyouwithutyu1324
    @withinyouwithutyu1324 3 года назад +450

    "I remember being in a library when I was young, back when they had books."
    -Theo Von

  • @PappaMustafa
    @PappaMustafa 5 лет назад +537

    Theo is that chill funny friend everyone wants.

  • @xxcorbs1570
    @xxcorbs1570 Год назад +5

    We definitely need an episode with Theo and Joey Diaz . It would be a LEGENDARY episode

  • @thearnold6454
    @thearnold6454 Год назад +11

    Man these 2 guys together on a podcast is awesome. Funny af! Had to come back and listen to this one. The most recent one was great!

  • @ianerixon
    @ianerixon 5 лет назад +430

    "sometimes i'll lay in bed and pretend i'm in africa"
    .... this guy

  • @doglifehub
    @doglifehub 5 лет назад +231

    I'm from the UK. Never heard of this Theo guy before. He's hilarious. Those little one liners that Joe kept missing lol! Funny dude.

    • @warren3231
      @warren3231 5 лет назад +3

      Studioeasels.com check out the previous joe rogan podcasts with theo, he rolls with the humor more than this one

    • @Amanda-vi5ii
      @Amanda-vi5ii 5 лет назад +8

      I find Joe misses a lot of funny/clever things his guests say. The last one that annoyed me was Tom Papa.

    • @davidsk9
      @davidsk9 5 лет назад +6

      fuck jre, check out his appearances on joey diaz podcast..."the church of whats happening now". joe is great but he's not getting 80% of theos jokes. Theos appearnces on TCOWHN is what made him, at least joey and lee get the guy..

    • @gjggggggg
      @gjggggggg 5 лет назад +1

      Studioeasels.com I was thinking the same thing.. that’s how you know joes sense of humor isn’t that great... he’s not inherently funny he just mastered the art and can perform. Theo is hilarious

    • @brandish4952
      @brandish4952 5 лет назад +3

      Rogan simply isn't funny. He has a few decent jokes I've heard over the years but all his specials I might have laughed once or twice. The dude is garbage in comedy

  • @Krystalmyth
    @Krystalmyth Год назад +20

    1:42:48 **While looking at a picture of Newt from Aliens and Sigourney Weaver** 🤣
    Theo: *"Look at that... Is that a racoon...what is that?"*
    Joe: *"...that's a kid. That's a little kid hanging onto her, bro."*
    Theo: *"Oh my bad."* 💀

    • @Melllii
      @Melllii 3 месяца назад +1

      I almost choked at that part from laughing

  • @FreshAppleSlices
    @FreshAppleSlices Год назад +41

    1:42:50 is my favourite Theo line of all time. "is that a raccoon?...oh my bad" 😂 Theo is too funny 💖

  • @josuer2208
    @josuer2208 5 лет назад +450

    Theo Von is like Stephen Hawking for all the Joe Dirt's out there

    • @joshgibson9732
      @joshgibson9732 5 лет назад +6

      Perfecto

    • @dancinggold17
      @dancinggold17 5 лет назад +5

      Oh my fucking god😂😂😂☠

    • @thaddeusmeadows4947
      @thaddeusmeadows4947 5 лет назад +7

      @Jim Halpert "don't try to church it up son" 😂

    • @K9_50Cal
      @K9_50Cal 5 лет назад

      Hahahaha

    • @potterj09
      @potterj09 5 лет назад

      Damn straight, he's very sharp, probably honed by a Baton Rouge upbringin. I hitchhiked n greyhounded through there in early 2001. Wild people :)

  • @DM94JAK
    @DM94JAK 5 лет назад +333

    Hahaha "If something was tryna eat me, id just b so upset i think" - Theo von

    • @Michael-zi2qg
      @Michael-zi2qg 5 лет назад +8

      DM94JAK hahha yeah this had me laughing as well 😂 Joe didnt even notice

    • @michaelsjarrett
      @michaelsjarrett 5 лет назад +1

      Hahaha yeah it had me rolling

    • @184ktmdm
      @184ktmdm 5 лет назад

      I thought that was hilarious too.

    • @TheSeveredTongues
      @TheSeveredTongues 5 лет назад

      Can I join? I too laughed!

    • @DM94JAK
      @DM94JAK 5 лет назад

      TheSeveredTongues but ur already in..... uve been in THE WHOLE TIME!

  • @MamaTthaOG
    @MamaTthaOG 7 месяцев назад +7

    Theo is my favorite comedian and probably my favorite person, besides my family of course. He’s hilarious and the 2 of you together is even better! Great show!

  • @Arkansauce
    @Arkansauce 11 месяцев назад +2

    Love the conversation from opposite ends balancing each other out , love Theo and hope he finds that feeling of acceptance, love, forgiveness, worth, JOY 💙

  • @PSNmemoryismisery
    @PSNmemoryismisery 5 лет назад +123

    Joe does not know how to play off Theo's humor. So many hilarious subtle lines come out of Theo and they either go right over Joes head or he responds as if Theo is being serious. This kids great, truly unique.

    • @madpriest7822
      @madpriest7822 5 лет назад +5

      I see what you're saying but at the same time him responding as if he thinks Theo is serious is also funny, do you really think Joe Rogan believes Theo was being serious when he said "will you be sad when you die"..etc.?

    • @timothypacheco9109
      @timothypacheco9109 5 лет назад +1

      That's why it's so good. If Joe was reacting to everything he would be laughing as much as they are talking. He keeps it moving and Theo just keeps dropping subtle bombs.

    • @grbgeslnger24
      @grbgeslnger24 5 лет назад

      It took me a while to get his humour but now I see it. I have a weird sense of humour, now I see how it goes over some people's head.

    • @madpriest7822
      @madpriest7822 5 лет назад +1

      You really think Joe Rogan believes Theo is serious and that it's going over Joe's head? Did you not hear the full conversation? They discuss what Theo really thinks moments later where it's obvious both partys were on the same page with the "humour"

    • @tryitout9532
      @tryitout9532 5 лет назад

      @Will absolutely their 1st podcast, was amaaaazing, but THeo's jokes were flying right by Joe's head. check (maybe you did already) theo's podcast with ' the fighter and the kid', they get it

  • @Brandon_N420
    @Brandon_N420 5 лет назад +1997

    Theo is by far one of my favourite guest's, dude is hilarious.

    • @worldhasmenot7928
      @worldhasmenot7928 5 лет назад +2

      Brandon Lee so boring

    • @waynehedd
      @waynehedd 5 лет назад +8

      Rogan's last podcast with Theo was glorious.... this one was boring and he was definitely trying to hard to be funny.

    • @redwampuscat9111
      @redwampuscat9111 5 лет назад +3

      Ah, he's being funny! I thought my IQ dropped one point per minute while watching that cast.

    • @MrPixmoable
      @MrPixmoable 5 лет назад +3

      Dude is slow af. In comparison to the other guests he is like a 5'th grader.

    • @hulkhogan4947
      @hulkhogan4947 5 лет назад +12

      He’s definitely funny af

  • @tommytom5650
    @tommytom5650 Год назад +14

    “Eating some ligaments or shit” and “You don’t even have to be able to read and you can feed a giraffe” Theo’s brain is a national treasure. 🤣

  • @aronchatterton4274
    @aronchatterton4274 11 месяцев назад +15

    Theo enjoys making people feel smart. He is not as dumb as he puts off, he sets people up like Joe that like to sound like they know everything

  • @BishopWestt
    @BishopWestt 5 лет назад +241

    lol this dude is like a walking character without even trying.

    • @kylemotty5951
      @kylemotty5951 5 лет назад +16

      Bishop89 Welcome to Louisiana.

    • @Voo504Doo
      @Voo504Doo 5 лет назад +15

      Everyone is like that down here my entire family is like somthin out a movie man..

    • @kylemotty5951
      @kylemotty5951 5 лет назад +3

      VooDoo Wiz yup, from Lafayette, can confirm. Especially as far south as both of us are.

    • @Voo504Doo
      @Voo504Doo 5 лет назад +2

      yeaa we gotta support our boy theo waitin on him to come back down here.

    • @entropy5596
      @entropy5596 5 лет назад +1

      Bishop89 Cokestopher Columbus bruh!

  • @insertsomethin
    @insertsomethin 4 года назад +144

    How Theo says "thanks Joe" at the very end... wholesome as fuck! Theo is such a down-to-earth person, an old soul for sure. Love this dude

    • @Aaronlovesmusic970
      @Aaronlovesmusic970 3 года назад +1

      We're all old souls technically haha but i get it Theo is a great human!

    • @akshay_creates
      @akshay_creates 2 года назад +1

      Legit was wondering if I would find this comment, because I thought the exact same thing

  • @oshi1813
    @oshi1813 Год назад +11

    theos hands down my favourite guest, best episode. absolute legend.

  • @easternag16
    @easternag16 Год назад +7

    Theo is such a vibe. Love him

  • @df4089
    @df4089 3 года назад +723

    Theo - "I might try to knife fight a raccoon.’"
    Joe - "Don’t do that."
    Theo - "Okay."

  • @andym6068
    @andym6068 5 лет назад +277

    Joe talking about the Coliseum in Rome:"Its all dilapidated and falling apart"
    Theo: "Like St. Louis "

    • @MLTHLA
      @MLTHLA 4 года назад +2

      Brutal

    • @jdubskiwright2380
      @jdubskiwright2380 4 года назад +2

      Depends on what part of the lou

    • @workingtheories
      @workingtheories 4 года назад +4

      Times are tuff-Came here to comment on this and wasn’t even the first StL guy named J. Wright.

  • @DaddySolutions
    @DaddySolutions Месяц назад +3

    2:53:40 LMAO Theos face sent me to the SHADOW REALM 😂😂

  • @DudeWithASnood
    @DudeWithASnood Год назад +6

    Thank you for getting me through my last three hours at work 🤙🏻

  • @timothyalan34
    @timothyalan34 5 лет назад +673

    Theo Von is a wasted gem on these JRE podcasts. This feeds into my theory that Joe is more of a fighter/hunter than a comedian, because he'll be so tuned into the subject that he completely misses the GOLDEN jokes Theo drops every three seconds.

    • @Price245
      @Price245 5 лет назад +43

      "Back in the day, you had to yell for help."
      Joe Rogan completely missed the joke

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 5 лет назад +22

      Timothy Alan totally. One would never think he's a comedian due to his lack of engagement with his guest's jokes.

    • @ToxicatedLum
      @ToxicatedLum 5 лет назад +26

      He has this odd disconnect through the interviews when he starts having that serious look he also does that thing where he talks his point all the way through and doesn't listen.

    • @Price245
      @Price245 5 лет назад +23

      Yeah its strange. Joe Rogan is just waiting for his guest to stop speaking and disregards what was said.

    • @LocaalDent
      @LocaalDent 5 лет назад +28

      Theo Von: “Bruce bannister is a carpenter”
      Joe Rogan: “is he really?😲”

  • @stevenadams6279
    @stevenadams6279 4 года назад +508

    That Bruce Bannister joke was for all the dad's watching. Joe was not engaging in Theo's jokes and puns throughout the entire podcast. Don't worry Theo we all got it.

  • @psychoward8631
    @psychoward8631 Год назад +3

    I could listen to these 2 forever and probably never get bored

  • @goncalobaia1574
    @goncalobaia1574 Год назад +111

    Theo is like, when you first discover him you don't know if he was just hit by a truck in the head.
    And then you still don't, but it's just funnier

    • @frankiep.5827
      @frankiep.5827 Год назад

      Can always tell wen ppl have ZERO idea of wat Louisiana culture is like let alone heard of our state🙄
      1st off we not dumb nor retarded. Our culture's comedic banter is like this from little kids. Our Uncles, Dads, Parains (Godfathers) clowned w us like this all our lives. Dumb comedy is actually genius cuz it keeps u on ur toes & makes u think fast to comprehend wats being conveyed. Not attacking ya man, I just am getting sick & tired of ppl sayin this shit about an absolute Louisiana fkn Legend. He is a Legend. Everyday has at least one or 2 white homeboy like this in South Louisiana. We the shit bro. Period

  • @bigguy9151
    @bigguy9151 2 года назад +1257

    I love how Theo is dropping all these hilarious comments, and Joe is so focused on talking about giraffes and raccoons, he doesn't even realize Theo made a joke

    • @theodorul4085
      @theodorul4085 2 года назад +38

      happens all the time with Theo really

    • @bigguy9151
      @bigguy9151 2 года назад +10

      @@theodorul4085 who?

    • @austinalexander238
      @austinalexander238 Год назад +47

      I think they both know, but not addressing it is part of the comedy 😂

    • @bigguy9151
      @bigguy9151 Год назад +15

      @@austinalexander238 not addressing what?

    • @mbmayes
      @mbmayes Год назад +9

      @@bigguy9151 lol I see what you did there

  • @mikeypickett4468
    @mikeypickett4468 4 года назад +1288

    “Do you think Japanese people are aliens and they just don’t know it”
    -Theo von

  • @Sssteelo
    @Sssteelo Год назад +9

    3:04:00 Joe Rogans favorite word

  • @skinnybil2146
    @skinnybil2146 Год назад +13

    One of the best podcast episodes i've ever watched in my life. I mean i laughed crazy, i learned new stuffs, i felt bamboozeled and shocked multiple times... a very overwhelming pod

  • @slickwufu9023
    @slickwufu9023 4 года назад +555

    Theo Von is easily one of my top 5 favorite guests Joe has on his podcats, the man always has a weird but funny conversation that helps get you through the work day.

    • @Lord_of_the_Pies
      @Lord_of_the_Pies 4 года назад +3

      Amen

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 4 года назад +6

      Same only discovered recently

    • @gatgoggle
      @gatgoggle 3 года назад +6

      Didn’t know who he was till now, but like him enough to watch the whole three hours after watching the short segment on porn

    • @YoureWokeYoureBroke
      @YoureWokeYoureBroke 3 года назад +1

      Geoff Whyte in the same boat man lol i was cracking the hell up that whole porn clip so I looked up who he was now here I am watching the whole thing

    • @DrengrMike
      @DrengrMike 2 года назад +1

      Theo Von, Duncan Trussel, Jordan Peterson, Jocko Willink, and Alex Jones. I'm probably not thinking of someone else who's really good, but that's like my top 5 probably.

  • @joelrichardson11
    @joelrichardson11 5 лет назад +322

    "I'd be so upset if someone was trying to eat me" lmao

    • @fightday2025
      @fightday2025 5 лет назад +1

      JoelRichardson lol where did he say that?

    • @joelrichardson11
      @joelrichardson11 5 лет назад +3

      30:40

    • @joelrichardson11
      @joelrichardson11 5 лет назад +9

      Blueprints For Headaches _ but they are more forgiving lol

    • @sivadath2951
      @sivadath2951 5 лет назад +3

      Blueprints For Headaches _ his name s Ben..

    • @g-mancollections5264
      @g-mancollections5264 5 лет назад +1

      Lol that made me chuckle. Just the way he says it is funny as hell.

  • @justlucky8254
    @justlucky8254 Год назад +5

    "You don't even have to be able to read very well and you can feed a giraffe." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kian8775
    @kian8775 Год назад +4

    Theo von: “if something tried eating me I think I’d be sad” 😂

  • @harrisonk4169
    @harrisonk4169 5 лет назад +420

    Joe just ran over so many gold Theo one-liners on this episode.

    • @barabusband
      @barabusband 5 лет назад +21

      Harrison K Joe is threatened by Theo’s likable nature and effortless charm.

    • @aaronbrandhagen2857
      @aaronbrandhagen2857 5 лет назад +3

      Something tells me you bash joe on every rogan podcast. What are you even here lol?

    • @harrisonk4169
      @harrisonk4169 5 лет назад +6

      Aaron Brandhagen lol Joe saved my fucking life. That doesn’t mean I can’t say he didn’t mesh that well with Theo, whom I also love.

    • @aaronbrandhagen2857
      @aaronbrandhagen2857 5 лет назад +16

      Harrison K Then let me say some thing nobody ever does on the internet: i was wrong and I apologize for assuming, Good to hear joes had that great of an impact on you: the world needs him, for sure

    • @aaronbrandhagen2857
      @aaronbrandhagen2857 5 лет назад

      @Jonathan Soko ..."you know I think its something not good or something Arabic...or something...people will fuck you up" I Like this dude. Never seen him before. But to me, that was the cringe. To me and to Joe.

  • @robbellemare3007
    @robbellemare3007 5 лет назад +168

    LMAO "I would hate that. I would... Dude if something was trying to eat me man, I would be just so upset, I think."
    Theo Von is something else I tell ya :'D

    • @Lichor2369
      @Lichor2369 5 лет назад +2

      To be fair, I'd prolly be upset too

    • @jessechavez7448
      @jessechavez7448 5 лет назад +1

      I would probably be a bit miffed myself.

    • @boochos26
      @boochos26 5 лет назад +1

      Best quote in the world

    • @4fingaz
      @4fingaz 5 лет назад +2

      thats one of those lines where people say "Joe doesnt get Theos humour", but well, oftentimes he is just talking nonsense, right?

    • @andyandbee
      @andyandbee 5 лет назад

      @@4fingaz true... And that can get annoying or stop the convo dead.

  • @j.d.o5709
    @j.d.o5709 2 месяца назад +1

    The first two minutes of this episode are totally incredible.

  • @vanuri69
    @vanuri69 Год назад +1

    "It has that family tree hanging out in the front of its head." Had me rolling!!!

  • @annadefrank5102
    @annadefrank5102 5 лет назад +259

    Joe: " .... now you have a giraffe and then you want a ram, now you have a whole collection of animals..."
    Theo " then you want a rat, then a stepdad, then a contractor.." LMAOOOO

    • @corinacretu1325
      @corinacretu1325 5 лет назад +3

      This man is the epitome of improve lmaooo

    • @angermanager2116
      @angermanager2116 5 лет назад +10

      Another great joke that joe completely missed

    • @alyssavickers6513
      @alyssavickers6513 5 лет назад +1

      This was the funniest shit ever I was gonna post the same thing til I saw u beat me to it.. But I love Theo he's so random and sexy 😍😍😂😂

    • @robertfan332
      @robertfan332 5 лет назад

      Dont forget a dentist

  • @LocaalDent
    @LocaalDent 5 лет назад +536

    “Do yooo..do you think Japanese people could be from space and not know that they are??”
    -Theo Von

  • @bgass1919
    @bgass1919 Год назад +2

    "Bruce Bannister is a carpenter" lmao

  • @vincentramos8292
    @vincentramos8292 Год назад +2

    I never see joe laugh more than when theo is on just hearing joe crack up makes me crack up 😂😂

  • @getmoneyxrbm
    @getmoneyxrbm 5 лет назад +209

    Theo "we had a kid in the neighborhood" von

  • @ISOCZAR
    @ISOCZAR 5 лет назад +753

    Theo is killing it lately, our boy is on the rise! Gang Gang

  • @leekendall7155
    @leekendall7155 6 месяцев назад

    One of the best and relatable episides ive watched. Amazing men both.

  • @averycochran4965
    @averycochran4965 Год назад +3

    Damn hearing joe say the “--er” Is just wild 😂😂

  • @titzmagee2386
    @titzmagee2386 4 года назад +408

    “Do you like English”
    - Theo

  • @daYps3
    @daYps3 3 года назад +207

    "Bruce Bannister" "No, Bruce Banner" "Oh right, Bruce Bannister was a Carpenter" "Was he?" hahahaha i died, Joe didn't even get the joke

    • @yourfacelookslikebut
      @yourfacelookslikebut 2 года назад +2

      I don't get it

    • @Ricey167
      @Ricey167 2 года назад

      @@yourfacelookslikebut same

    • @rawbackmitchell
      @rawbackmitchell 2 года назад +45

      @@Ricey167 A bannister is a railing used on side of stairs, usually made of wood. Carpenters work with wood.

    • @sirscooter3
      @sirscooter3 2 года назад +7

      @@rawbackmitchell goat

    • @bobbyboywonder12
      @bobbyboywonder12 2 года назад +14

      @@rawbackmitchell how sad you were forced to explain this!! I died man😂🤣

  • @candicetipton331
    @candicetipton331 Год назад +4

    Can't ever get enough of these two especially when their together 🤣

  • @laurenwagner6235
    @laurenwagner6235 Год назад +1

    The way, Joe talks about the reality of fighting a lion is so real😂

  • @mickbaillie2053
    @mickbaillie2053 5 лет назад +618

    Theo: would you be sad if you die
    Joe: I think when you die you will be dead, what do you think?
    Theo: yea I would be sad if you died
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mmasteak
      @mmasteak 5 лет назад +2

      LOL when does he say that?

    • @mickbaillie2053
      @mickbaillie2053 5 лет назад +5

      @@mmasteak 1:48:10

    • @mickbaillie2053
      @mickbaillie2053 5 лет назад

      @WhiteRhino27 - 10:48:10

    • @aaronoosterhoff5449
      @aaronoosterhoff5449 5 лет назад +3

      Its all in the awkward delivery too he nails it

    • @krissbryce4653
      @krissbryce4653 5 лет назад

      😂🤣😂 fantastic! All said In the language of a tiny European country! Are we Americans the only country without our own language? We could’ve at least tried! When u see people like Theo it makes you think maybe Europe had a company shake up and fired some of us! West borough Baptist’s, kkk and Gilbert Godfrey, it’s a little suspect they just happened to lose a lot of their chocolate teapots and make us believe it was in the name of adventure! All of us European Americans are the descendants of people so retarded we were evicted and made to think it ways our idea! I demand reparations for the treatment of my ancestors

  • @Paulsicles
    @Paulsicles 5 лет назад +186

    1:19:42 😂😂😂
    Joe: What's the term for having all your fingers in your butt?
    Theo: I think it's called gopher hunting.

    • @Skelstoolbox
      @Skelstoolbox 5 лет назад +3

      I would have called it the "beak of the crane", then for additional excitement, you can open your fingers a tad..

  • @roberttietjen5012
    @roberttietjen5012 Год назад +1

    You guys Crack me up! Thank you!

  • @stevelee5724
    @stevelee5724 4 месяца назад +2

    1:11:05 great show. Peterson is a really fvcken smart man ! So are you Joe, ya bring up good subjects and people. Cheers from New Zealand 🇳🇿

  • @ballislifesouth
    @ballislifesouth 5 лет назад +2790

    “I grew up in the rabies belt”
    -Theo

    • @phillipadams6735
      @phillipadams6735 5 лет назад +27

      You know, Toxoplasma?
      Is it like rabies lite?
      Haha, its basically diet rabies.

    • @stvbrsn
      @stvbrsn 5 лет назад +11

      BallislifeSouth I thank you for wording it like a proper quote...
      instead of placing the quotation between his first and last names.

    • @phillipadams6735
      @phillipadams6735 5 лет назад +3

      David Higgins its really much healthier than original rabies

    • @DabsAndCabs
      @DabsAndCabs 5 лет назад +2

      With a mullet like that, he had to been bit a few times lol.

    • @humanspoder777
      @humanspoder777 5 лет назад +7

      I really wish joe would let him finish his story of a raccoon on his back.

  • @Sarg3e
    @Sarg3e 5 лет назад +34

    Bruce Bannister, he was a carpenter 😂 lmfao I’m dead

  • @STK_Marshy
    @STK_Marshy 10 месяцев назад

    I love watching them together!! ❤❤

  • @Kyle-xn8fz
    @Kyle-xn8fz Год назад

    Watching this classic pod just before the new year all thing great for every one new year

  • @tylerpaul6683
    @tylerpaul6683 5 лет назад +57

    “Do you like English?” 😂😂

    • @averyboyle8493
      @averyboyle8493 5 лет назад +5

      Tyler Paul just the sincerity in his voice when he asked that. Just he was genuinely asking Joe if he liked English. 😂

    • @tylerpaul6683
      @tylerpaul6683 5 лет назад +1

      Avery Boyle I died laughing because he was so serious in his question. I wonder he was expecting the answer to be lol

  • @amfinc2
    @amfinc2 5 лет назад +2298

    I think Theo is low-key very astute. He was trying to joke with Joe a lot, but Joe either didn't notice or deflected. Theo quickly pivoted to serious and interested every time Joe missed his jokes. Gonna check out his podcast.

    • @amfinc2
      @amfinc2 5 лет назад +84

      LOL the burying shit story got Jamie to laugh

    • @tr4d3m4rk44
      @tr4d3m4rk44 5 лет назад +155

      This made me want to try Theo's podcast too. I love it! His vocabulary is great, and he actually says some really profound shit with simple language.

    • @143samanthalynn
      @143samanthalynn 5 лет назад +76

      I so agree!!! Theo was way ahead of Joe. But is southern gent polite. I look forward to Theo's podcast every Monday morning and most Thursdays. Real good podcast.

    • @gonadiator
      @gonadiator 5 лет назад +13

      Andrew Finck made Joe look like a dumbass

    • @airtightdubs
      @airtightdubs 5 лет назад +52

      Joe is pretty dense TBH

  • @CaseyHarman
    @CaseyHarman 14 дней назад

    When Theo said “I need a Gatorade” at the end was fucking comedy

  • @lynjermey6423
    @lynjermey6423 Год назад +5

    What a great human Theo is.

  • @hrtjebc
    @hrtjebc 5 лет назад +136

    Theos interview with Jordan Peterson was actually one of the best podcasts I've ever seen

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 5 лет назад +11

      It was very cool to see Jordan get loose and even riff a little.

    • @matthewsisti4382
      @matthewsisti4382 5 лет назад +4

      That was an interesting pairing, for sure. I liked it a lot.

    • @bigdon3113
      @bigdon3113 5 лет назад +2

      Ben Hartje I agree 100%! Theo is great at making people let their guard down. I had never seen that side of Peterson before.

    • @hathmurl8664
      @hathmurl8664 5 лет назад +1

      Jordan seemed to really enjoy himself. Not always having to be careful with the way he words stuff just 2 very different people who had a great conversation.

    • @ironmantis778
      @ironmantis778 5 лет назад

      Ill have to check that out, that sounds like a good pair up

  • @billiondollardan
    @billiondollardan 5 лет назад +804

    Theo Von's brain operates in a different universe than our brains do

    • @georgiygerman2251
      @georgiygerman2251 5 лет назад +4

      He seems slow to me

    • @dudemanbro1950
      @dudemanbro1950 5 лет назад +48

      he beat down syndrome

    • @doc9112
      @doc9112 5 лет назад +4

      #cokebrain

    • @akaSheilaalien
      @akaSheilaalien 5 лет назад +5

      @Adub Htown he's something more than that. But I don't fancy his stand up actually. But he is a spiritual Guru of sorts with a wonderful vocabulary

    • @606danco
      @606danco 5 лет назад

      billiondollardan how the fuck you know that you dont know my brain

  • @markbesaw6129
    @markbesaw6129 Год назад +1

    These guys were great together. Theo is the man.

  • @Jake-ii1cb
    @Jake-ii1cb 5 лет назад +145

    You can tell by theo’s breathing how stressful Joe’s hypothetical situations make him 😂😂😂

    • @aaronbrandhagen2857
      @aaronbrandhagen2857 5 лет назад +3

      Jake he’s trying to make him comfortable. Dude is saying the most nonsensical shit.

    • @Dev-In-Denver123
      @Dev-In-Denver123 4 года назад

      @@wakinghours6881 He's calling out theo on his bs bc joes a liberal and Theos a hardcore conservative. I'm with Joe on this one. I've liked Theo longer than anyone I watch everything of his, but he's full of shit most of the time jokes or no jokes.

  • @smvml89
    @smvml89 3 года назад +1881

    Theo: “People judge me on my accent like I’m some kind of dumb redneck”
    Joe: “Totally. And it’s not fair”
    Theo: “Yeah....hey so what do think about scientists?”
    Joe: “Like how?”
    Theo: “Would you have sex with one?”

    • @crocop6873
      @crocop6873 2 года назад +9

      😂 😂 😂

    • @ratshq9828
      @ratshq9828 2 года назад +60

      Next thing your hunting a step dad😂😂😂

    • @dylanwisdom3937
      @dylanwisdom3937 2 года назад +40

      The fact you can hear it in their voices when you read it makes it so much funnier

    • @skateking959
      @skateking959 2 года назад +11

      Please give me the time stamp

    • @escobar1656
      @escobar1656 2 года назад +20

      @@skateking959 no, watch it all. 😅

  • @skyliekline2688
    @skyliekline2688 11 месяцев назад +3

    the funniest shit is joe explaining hunting for elk. And how fascinated Theo is.
    Being from Montana listening to that was hilarious, you think why one knows how to hunt and fish.

  • @davids5529
    @davids5529 5 лет назад +97

    “I could eat and still do something, like play cards, run around, CHASE A FREIND”

  • @BERNARDO712
    @BERNARDO712 5 лет назад +148

    CONFESSION:
    I didn't "get" Theo at first, and I thought he was just this wack hillbilly dude. Then over time, I started to see the fkn genius in some of the shit he says.
    Theo is terrific.

    • @JRPGCentral
      @JRPGCentral 5 лет назад +3

      Had the exact same reaction to him, dude. Watched his standup special and I "got it". Now he's one of my favorite guests.

    • @greenkorn69
      @greenkorn69 5 лет назад +1

      I watched the vid he has on here where he did a 10 min set on shrooms. What a champ.

    • @MrPackerProductions
      @MrPackerProductions 5 лет назад

      erikgreeno That's all you are too buddy

    • @denmarkdk8872
      @denmarkdk8872 5 лет назад

      Agree;)

    • @LocaalDent
      @LocaalDent 5 лет назад +3

      Bernardo Brito // right?! It’s like everything he says sounds stupid when you don’t understand his shtick, but then once you start to realize it’s just his humor you begin to see how clever and quick witted he is.

  • @merox8311
    @merox8311 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bakersfield guy here.
    Man it feels good to see our city get props! We are actually pretty nice people. Only Red city too

  • @Thatlawnguy369
    @Thatlawnguy369 Год назад

    I love these 2 guys together

  • @tiscayea5000
    @tiscayea5000 5 лет назад +95

    Theo Von is hilarious. Joe didn't even acknowledge 1/2 the shit I was dying at, the raccoon flipping over 1 die with his small hand lol

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 5 лет назад +4

      Tis Cayea Joe never does. After three episodes together I still can't make it out

    • @ljubomirjuraj9658
      @ljubomirjuraj9658 5 лет назад +1

      Did it occur to you that theo isnt funnt to everyone? Or do you think that you're the measure of the universe? Didnt make me even chuckle...

    • @robertward5728
      @robertward5728 5 лет назад +2

      Ljubomir Juraj all good brother sounds like it's a language barrier thing

    • @mrtambourineman6107
      @mrtambourineman6107 5 лет назад +1

      Some are saying that maybe Joe is a government shill bro? I dunno how true

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 5 лет назад +1

      Its unfortunate but everyone interacts differently. Rogan's not the best with the more different kinds of comedians like Theo, Bobby Lee and even D'elia

  • @someotherguy43
    @someotherguy43 5 лет назад +2496

    Is it me or does joe completely dismiss all the hilarious shit theo is saying.

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 5 лет назад +267

      Joseph Diaz Yep. But Theo keeps spitting these curveball one liners and Joe never catches them

    • @johnnyhamill2446
      @johnnyhamill2446 5 лет назад +33

      Joey diaz

    • @Leosalejandro
      @Leosalejandro 5 лет назад +41

      Joseph Diaz around 1:45:00
      Theo: "they donate blood" talking about Bakersfield how did he not laugh or say "wtf"

    • @PeteRockChronicles
      @PeteRockChronicles 5 лет назад +64

      He missed a LOT

    • @frostytoker1733
      @frostytoker1733 5 лет назад +56

      It’s kinda sad poor theo

  • @john-xc3iy
    @john-xc3iy Год назад +1

    "If somebody were trying to eat me, I would be so upset", LOL!