Theo is like a comedy pro boxer. You think you're ready, you have your guard up and BAM he hits you real hard from a weird angle with impeccable timing and you're howling. His mind is a beautiful mystery.
I think his life and experiences literally makes him think about things so differently from most people…dark humor for days…I think some of us think the same shit, but it’s like Theo’s filter is broken! What most are scared to say, he just says it…and the fact he is so lovable by everyone, nobody gets offended! That’s my kind of humor, and I’m here for it all day everyday!
Theo is my spirit animal and I'd love to dose Lucy with him. He would be amazingly insightful and it would be an awesome experience to do that with him and Joe. It definitely brings people together.
@@stickyickytoker Yeah, but how much does he really believe that, deep down? It shows in the way he treats some people. I really like him, but he does think he's smarter than a lot of people. It's not as if that's the worst trait a person could have or anything though.
"I met Buzz Aldrin , from the moon, and when I met him it didn't seem like he'd been to the moon." the words coming out of this guys mouth are pure gold
I'm so happy you shared this. This line has been stuck in my head all week. I keep trying to get friends to listen to anything Theo says. It's hard to explain just how funny he is, or why he's funny, until you hear him
Just like when they discover a serial killer and all the neighbors who get interviewed say "I never would have thought he was a killer, he was such a nice guy"....lol...lol... People are so stupid sometimes that its pure entertainment to the rest of us with at least half a brain!!
The way his mind works kind of reminds me of Karl Pilkington. Like he just thinks of things that you would never think of but at the same time makes some sense.
Somewhere in Alabama is an Owl with no feathers, sitting telling his grandowls "Yeah he got a hunk of my wing in his mouth, I dun flew outta there like a rocket to tell you this here story!" and the wee owls are like "fuuuuuuck duuuuuude..." Owls heading towards Theo Von's tailer now they want to be put to work! Selling steroids on the side of the highway" :D
Rogan does his thing but I can't believe he can talk to Theo von about comedy. Rogan comes across weird and awkward on stage with zero laughs. Theo von puts on a legendary show and is a natural born comedian.
Idk man. That might be a little true on some of Theos older appearances but I think he got more laughs today than any other show. Joe was laughing almost the whole time homie. gang gang
I think you are just giving him too much credit. I've known people of this "manner" and they definitely weren't trying to be funny when they said stupid shit.
Nope Nope Yes exactly. I’m not sure what these cunts expect joe to do everytime Theo says a random one liner that some of these people find to be “comedy gold”. How annoying would it be if joe stopped every time Theo said “I love salt”. It’s a little funny comment, it doesn’t need recognition every time.
Theo is obviously hilarious but I think when he is with joe the contrast in their personality really adds a whole new level to how funny theo is. It's like joe brings it out of him without trying
I have this weird feeling that Jamie has a very unfufilling job and if it werent for the weed and interesting guests he would have quit a long time ago. Hope im wrong but Joe seems like less and less of a nice or fun guy as his stature grows
Jamie legit has the best job ever. Just Google's things for Joe, meets and learns so much from all the guest. Free 3 hour comedy shows from Theo and other comedians. Smokes weed on the job, damn...
Jamie is our man! I'd love to be like him, genuinely the best assistant job in the freaking world. You cannot even compare this to being assistant of some kind of douche ceo of multimillion company
He usually refers to the dark arts as things that are bad for your soul; coco, pr0n, master bait shun, impure thoughts Edit: i heard the part you were referring to, i think. About the sound waves from different MHz levels making patterns in sand. I don't think he didn't understand it as much as he was comparing it to how a Ouija board attracts "spirits" to spell words and phrases. Theo was raised in Louisiana lol Their religious beliefs can be pretty intense.
Funny to come watch this 4 years later and listen to some of the things they speculate about that is happening now or close to. Theo and Joe are always entertaining.
kingryan69 The jokes are not going over Joe’s head he just chooses not to respond to them because he’s having a different conversation the jokes are stupid
@@cgates2 every podcast with Theo, Joe totally ignores at least a dozen of these beautiful one liners that Theo drops. I can't tell if he's just puts them so casually out there and drops them so subtle that Joe's too high to notice, or there's just too many to catch all the time haha
GeneralTHC Mel Gibson, lance armstrong, James hetfield, Steve Tyler, guy Richie, soon to be Kanye west..... and more I can’t think of off the top of my head...
@Decriminalize Darwinism I love when Joe is chill and present and also interested, but it's sometimes hard to watch after Joe uses some pot. I cant remember exactly who it was with, but the change was significant and Joe just got to some strange mood. I used to smoke a long time ago myself, and I many times found myself.. dumb? out of the time and place? spoiling the moment for myself and sometimes people around. It doesnt make you bad or anything like that, just.. IDK, its natural and all, but that state of mind isn't. And oh boy I can tell how much worse it is when it becomes natural..
@@theodoregideonshisha7919 could it be that Joe goes from listening and engaging, to teaching and informing? He goes through those waves during most of his podcasts, where he just dives deep into how things are, how they aren't, how they should be, what people think of things, and so on ad nauseum. The result is usually his guest voicing affirmatives for a few minutes, and then the topic starts trailing off.
Theo von is great. His absurd comedy is absolutely amazing. Just like Norm he pretends to be aloof and dumb when in actuality he's very aware and intelligent. His wit is refreshing.
Outer Drive Fuck you Theo I live off $8000 a year i work full time. no car -30°F all winter on the border or MINNESOTA International Falls. There are no Jobs. None unless you know someone in the paper mill. Everyone lost EVERYTHING when they went to robotics. 2000 jobs GONE. Now there is no town economy. I CANT LEAVE. IM STUCK I LIVE 3 hours from anything without a car along with the other 40% of ADULTS. SOBER(cant afford drugs) LAW ABIDING HARD WORKING 40 hour a week working jobs. We dont know anyone anywhere else. We will 100% homeless if we leave. No fucking bullshit WE ARE STUCK!! You naysaying over George Carlin? FUCK YOU DUDE YOU HAVE FUCKING MONEY!! With this after three month WE CAN LEAVE OR STAND UP TO THE COOPERATION RUNNING OUR TOWN. WE HAVE THE OPTION TO NOT BE SLAVES!! Get it you selfish piece of shit Theo Von? Did you hear me? You dont care about us? I hope you to be cursed. I hope you lose everything!! AND NEVER ABLE TO RECOVERY NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. You're an awful awful person for showing your true selfish colors.
Lmao intelligent he started the show by saying that in the future we should use animals for sending messages because most animals don’t have a use they just sit around... there are so many things wrong with that 😂
The first time Theo was on he literally missed every single one of his one liners or spoke right over it. Was sooooo frustrating. Joe just isn’t silly enough.
Ohhh shit we posted the same thing!! Yes! Love parallel thinking! That cracked me up too man! Literally made my day man! Glad someone else appreciated this as much as me! Love you brother, great minds!
@@obbah1818 I got legit worried when Joe started steering the beginning of the podcast too far into the dark arts. Amniotic sac babies are maybe the darkest art I can think of.
One day Joe’s podcasts will be time capsules. If you are a fan now just imagine 20-30 years from now. It’ll be such a trip listening to these. Dear Lord I hope that the world goes in a good direction
Joe talking about a grown ass man hitting an 11 year old girl Joe- “Do you want to see it?” Theo-“ No, draw it for me on a napkin” This guy kills me..😂😂
Love how Jamie cut to himself in the first 30 seconds because hes that dedicated to his job regardless of the fallout 🤣🤣 This will forever be a goated episode
K King little bit, been looking for new comedians besides bill burr and the like to watch. Randomly checked out this podcast then checked him out. Funny dude
I first watched him on h3 podcast, guy had me cracking up the ENTIRE TIME!! I've now watched about 6 podcast with him as a guest and 5 or so of his own show...this guy is absolutely genius, in a goofy wtf kinda way!
No Name I just think he has a different type of relationship with those people. Theo is a damn comedian and one of joes friends. Neil is a worldwide known scientist obviously things should be more serious between them.
its a validation thing. I love the podcast but joe takes every possible opportunity to speak as an authority/expert about stand up and also to indirectly put himself in the same category as the comedy greats and give himself an ego boost by subtly mentioning himself with the legends
I just discovered this guy 😒 he's great. "I used to love being erect as a child". Who even says that? Love the things that fall out of this guy's mouth
Theo is like a comedy pro boxer. You think you're ready, you have your guard up and BAM he hits you real hard from a weird angle with impeccable timing and you're howling. His mind is a beautiful mystery.
b i g o s u That's a poem
b i g o s u perfect explaination
Idk about all that
Drake Hayes try it out👖
@@beenjamminbuttons7771 Don't step on his mojo, kiddo
You know it’s boutta be gold when Theo says “this one guy from my hometown”
Or "this man by us..."
Always
Oh one hundred percent
Or "I remember when I was young..."
everytime he said that i started laughing bc i just knew it was going to be funny
Jamie snickering in the background every time Theo makes a joke that Joe misses, so good.
Bro I swear I'm a Theo fan NOW every sentence was hilarious.
No lie! I was dying with everything Theo said and Joe was completely oblivious!
Dirty math tatted around her puss. Didn’t even phase Rogan. Had me dying.
Shame no one time-stamped this gem.
Not cracked out so much when the bees show up lol
The old podcasts age like fine wine. 🍷
I've watched Theo and Burr over and over
44minutes in i can confirm
AGREED
“We don’t use animals enough. They’re usually just sitting around.” Lol
Lmaoo
Vegans would disagree 💀
That's such a dumbass human comment
@@yfoog he was joking lmao
@@yfoog ironically your comment is the same thing.
Joe - "You don't like the french?"
Theo - "No one does."
Joe - "That's no true, people go Paris every year."
Theo - "Yeah but they leave"......
DEAD
This had me creasing.
Time stamp?
LOL priceless
@@jaden5843 3:01:59
That's a perfect Theo Joke that Joe cant catch it's a joke, he just burns Theo when he tells one, or he just doesn't pick up on it.
imagine being so high you forgot the word "symmetrical"
e·qui·dis·tant
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at equal distances.
"he wants to be equidistant from both political parties"
Lol exactly what I was thinking
im pretty sure he meant equivalent...
Doom Sayer 😭😭
This comment was what I was looking for lmao
Theo is seriously on another level when you really consider his creativity
Facts
Imo he is the best comic on earth right now
I think his life and experiences literally makes him think about things so differently from most people…dark humor for days…I think some of us think the same shit, but it’s like Theo’s filter is broken! What most are scared to say, he just says it…and the fact he is so lovable by everyone, nobody gets offended! That’s my kind of humor, and I’m here for it all day everyday!
Theo is my spirit animal and I'd love to dose Lucy with him. He would be amazingly insightful and it would be an awesome experience to do that with him and Joe. It definitely brings people together.
His mind is fucked.. I love it 😂
"We had a dude..." Every time Theo says that, he is the dude.
Yup 😭😭😭😭😭
😂
Fuuuuck! The truth shall set you free ...damn!@!
gonna start using this
😂🤣🤣
Theo: " a couple of these bitches could be variables", one of the greatest lines i have ever heard. This also applies a lot in life.
Joe thinks he's smarter than he is, and Theo is funnier than he thinks.
This was an amazing line and got no attention.
@@jubaldurden4638 Joe literally says in this podcast how stupid he is....
@@stickyickytoker Yeah, but how much does he really believe that, deep down? It shows in the way he treats some people. I really like him, but he does think he's smarter than a lot of people. It's not as if that's the worst trait a person could have or anything though.
@@jubaldurden4638 Oh shit! Facts!
"I met Buzz Aldrin , from the moon, and when I met him it didn't seem like he'd been to the moon." the words coming out of this guys mouth are pure gold
I'm so happy you shared this. This line has been stuck in my head all week. I keep trying to get friends to listen to anything Theo says. It's hard to explain just how funny he is, or why he's funny, until you hear him
Just like when they discover a serial killer and all the neighbors who get interviewed say "I never would have thought he was a killer, he was such a nice guy"....lol...lol... People are so stupid sometimes that its pure entertainment to the rest of us with at least half a brain!!
The way his mind works kind of reminds me of Karl Pilkington. Like he just thinks of things that you would never think of but at the same time makes some sense.
I missed that timestamp please?
He's the American Karl pilkington
“Draw it for me on a napkin”
Theo you absolute mad man. 😂
"you know we dont use animals that much, theyre just sitting around most of the time" - Theo Von, 2019
Somewhere in Alabama is an Owl with no feathers, sitting telling his grandowls "Yeah he got a hunk of my wing in his mouth, I dun flew outta there like a rocket to tell you this here story!" and the wee owls are like "fuuuuuuck duuuuuude..."
Owls heading towards Theo Von's tailer now they want to be put to work! Selling steroids on the side of the highway" :D
Love the shit he comes up with! 🤣😂
Theo is fattening up some Owls for thanksgiving
How long do trees live for?
@@quantumskittles forever if the believe in jesus
“Is it sand?”
“This is probably salt”
Theo in the background: “I love salt”
Hahahaha yes!! Was gonna Comment that I'm glad someone caught it lol. Theo is quick witted
Joe is right. He has one of the most unique senses of humor 😂
Joseph Rodelero Roth how is that quick witted? Funny, yes, but quick witted?
also when he said "new jerksey"
Time stamp guys?
Hahahahahahaha
Von "You know i ate owls"
Joe "...isnt that illegal?"
Von "well i didnt eat alot"
I think i shit myself laughing
“I think I might’ve spit it out” lmaoooo
that was so funny went right over every ones head
Me too I lost it
Knowing him he prob did try owl for real
I fucking HOLLERED at that 🤣🤣🤣
“Homeless people don’t do much of anything but when Bees show up, they get to doing things!” Too funny!
"I met Buzz Aldrin... he didn't seem like he had been to the moon." ... never change Theo.
Ryan Staebler crazy he said that.. recent video of buzz saying they havnt been to the moon..search it up
I was mad Joe cut him off and they didnt continue that conversation
@@Bigwerm_253 Yeah, sucks
Underrated comment.
How dumm can u be? Know what u talking about, do some research u lazy nut ....
“The Dutch are very aerodynamic. Jamie pull up a Dutch”
Justin Rudolph I snorted ... so funny!!
this joke flew right past Joe's head
Ok
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Lol
"If you're gonna feed a family of four you're gonna need more than one owl" ~Theo Von
Theo: They're a lot smaller than you'd think---LoL! Joe: that's illegal you know?
Theo is the new King of Comedy. He is bordering on being an alien he is so uniquely funny.
Theo: ''I met Buzz Aldrin from the Moon and when I met him it didnt seem like he'd been to the moon, you know what Im saying though?'' Hahaha
LOLZ
😂😂
I feel that
Richard Sargeant we get it tho
Damn I wish Joe would have entertained that. He misses so many good tangents with Theo.
Theo said “an eleventh of a handful” 😂😂😂😂😂
Everytime I read that I hear his voice in my head 😂🤦
American standard units of measurement
Yeah I was just learning the other day in math... the volume of a cone is V = (pie)r²(h/3) where h = theo von's handful.
Listening to Theo feels like you in your cousins tree house drinking dr pepper throwing m 80s at frogs
ah so thats why i dont get him
@@momdieddad no that's because your sense of humor sucks
Rogan does his thing but I can't believe he can talk to Theo von about comedy. Rogan comes across weird and awkward on stage with zero laughs. Theo von puts on a legendary show and is a natural born comedian.
It rubs off on joe too lol s”ee if that’s what that means”
Amen
I lost it when they were talking about owls and Theo said “there’s not a lot of meat on those things”.
"You shouldn't say that on the podcast man thats illegal."
"Well, I didn't have a lot."
May have had 2 bites!
Actually I think I spit it out
"An eleventh (1/11th) of a handful..." this will be my answer to most quantity questions from now on.
lololololol
I´ll use it
Andrea amazing answer lolll
An??
Andrea 😂😂😂😂😂 there should be a toon for that 👌
Theo: Is that Holly Hunter?
Joe: No, that isn't Holly Hunter.
Theo: I don't even know who Holly Hunter is.
Jared Ross he’s so fucking funny
Lmaoo
Can someone please time stamp this moment haha
He just talks out of his ass
Ben Ksyd no young Jaime
Joe got so high he can't shut up for 1 second, he's every girlfriend Theo ever had 😂
@bendodsworth2373really ruins it. I just wanna listen to Theo not to joes boring stuff
Patrick Swayze + Joe Dirt = Theo Von
😂
I´m somehow thinking Beavis & Butthead...
...sorry, dont wanna be disrespectfull.
I think Theo is genius!
LMFAO OMG MAN 🤣🤣😃
Dead 🤣🤣🤣
Add tom Brady
“Dude, I watched bees communicate with each other one time. I was on the set of fear factor.”
The most Joe Rogan quote of all time.
Have you ever tried smoking DMT with chimpanzees?
John LeMay hahahaha
Just add in something about chimps and now hunting and the word “bizarre” and then you have the most Joe quote ever
Sounds like it was generated by an algorithm trained on stuff he says.
I think this idea came from James Hetfield and Joe made himself a story about it. He’s writing his life just like his comedy.
Theo "bees will motivate anybody" Von lmfao
This is super confusing to me: Why do I have so many fans on RUclips even though I am the unprettiest RUclipsr EVER? Good night dear 501bloo
"You're not all cracked-out once the bees show up"
What is it bees
He's right eddie bravo talked about it you just got to look into it
@@AxxLAfriku You shouldn't be confused. This generation of neckbeards love autistic channels.
The subtlety of Theo's humor is completely lost on poor Joe.
Michael Benson random is not subtle. Just cause you don’t laugh doesn’t mean you don’t get the joke.
@@liggerstuxin1 Yes, Theo's humor is also random (and uniquely creative). I still feel there's a disconnect.
lol tHeO's huMoR is AbOvE eVeRyBoDy ElsE's
stfu. you're making Theo look bad.
Subtle? lol
Idk man. That might be a little true on some of Theos older appearances but I think he got more laughs today than any other show. Joe was laughing almost the whole time homie. gang gang
Theo: *says a ridiculously hilarious one-liner*
Joe: ".......well you have to think about it like this..."
Summary of entire podcast.
Rick Butler he tries to be smarter than he actually is.
Theo is funnier than Joe. 🤷🏿♂️
I think you are just giving him too much credit. I've known people of this "manner" and they definitely weren't trying to be funny when they said stupid shit.
Nope Nope Yes exactly. I’m not sure what these cunts expect joe to do everytime Theo says a random one liner that some of these people find to be “comedy gold”. How annoying would it be if joe stopped every time Theo said “I love salt”. It’s a little funny comment, it doesn’t need recognition every time.
Theo is obviously hilarious but I think when he is with joe the contrast in their personality really adds a whole new level to how funny theo is. It's like joe brings it out of him without trying
YESSS THEYRE LIKE PBNJ
Joe brings the best parts out of most of his guests
a/ 😊z😊w1
These two laugh so much together. Love watching them laugh together.
Jamie growing them grey hairs from the stress of constantly having to fake laugh everytime Joe makes a joke and looks over at him.
😂 the poor bastards gonna look like Joey Diaz within two years if Rogan keeps running this shit!
This post made me realize I do infact not want Jamies job.
I have this weird feeling that Jamie has a very unfufilling job and if it werent for the weed and interesting guests he would have quit a long time ago. Hope im wrong but Joe seems like less and less of a nice or fun guy as his stature grows
Greybeard and a nerds voice is a terrible combination! :D
SellingMySoulForPizza now that is fucking funny. I love how everyone can notice that weird shit.
Jamie legit has the best job ever. Just Google's things for Joe, meets and learns so much from all the guest. Free 3 hour comedy shows from Theo and other comedians. Smokes weed on the job, damn...
Jamie is our man! I'd love to be like him, genuinely the best assistant job in the freaking world. You cannot even compare this to being assistant of some kind of douche ceo of multimillion company
It’s crazy because all he’s doing is kickin it with his friend like shits dope
He probably earns a shitload of money too
I think he does much more than that. But that's what you can see
Living the dream
I can’t decide whether Theo is a brilliant comedian, or if he’s sustained head trauma and all this brilliance is a happy accident.
William Miller 😂
all natural occurrence of beating down syndrome
Bofe.
Either way, the results are great, just enjoy it.
The plot of BEING THERE, great movie.
I love when Joe mentions that he’s a comedian 😂
Bees will motivate anybody
-Theo Von 2019
Whole Foods sells pro bee bags
He ain’t lying 😂🤣😂🤣
fuck yeah bro im motivated just hearing that
You’re not all cracked out once the bees show up
Theo made bee's great again......
"I met Buzz Aldrin, you know from the Moon" omg Von is hilarious
Lassi Landström 👏👏👏caught that. This guys weird humor is so amusing
Peaceful Dwellings His vocabulary is so hilariously vast.
yeah hes fucking HILLLARIOUS lol
He drops simple comedy nuggets for people to find. Basic shit when you think about it has your mind going on an adventure 🤖
Theo "It's spring "
Joe "its mid winter"
Theo "you guys are not open minded"
🤣
“What if a certain hertz just spelled your grandparents’ name”. Theo is a machine!😂
Lmao Theo said "i'm surprised we dont have more ghost animals"
JoelRichardson I was dying when he said that!
I spit out my OJ 😂😂
@@dashiit1748 no it's not hilarious actually....
C'mon Joe, ya gotta at least acknowledge that golden nugget. Very original.
Word😂😂
I like how Theo takes every question seriously and takes time to think of them even if they are sarcastic.
They're both stoners talking crap. The only difference is that they have money
Reminds me of myself LOL.
@@elitev8888MN. I. U. U. B I 😮😮
But doesn't get the opportunity to answer most since Joe responds to himself immediately.
It's definitely cool because you can tell if he's thinking about a joking response or somthing he wants to say of intelligent value
I love how everything Theo doesn’t understand fully is “the dark arts” 😂
He usually refers to the dark arts as things that are bad for your soul; coco, pr0n, master bait shun, impure thoughts
Edit: i heard the part you were referring to, i think. About the sound waves from different MHz levels making patterns in sand. I don't think he didn't understand it as much as he was comparing it to how a Ouija board attracts "spirits" to spell words and phrases. Theo was raised in Louisiana lol Their religious beliefs can be pretty intense.
Does Joe have chew in his mouth?
its not that he dont understand, he uses it to describe darker parts of life.
This had me rolling 🤣
@@ilikemyowncomments9065 dude analyzing theos content for facts about his life is like watching a cat to understand Shakespeare
This is free therapy. ❤😂
Amen sister
“Did steroids on the side of the road.”
“Why didn’t you do it at home?”
“Seemed like an outdoor thing.”
Imdead
Theo's the best
*Interstate. Its all in the details
That had me in bits
Theo and that dude had sex. That's the impression I got. He talks about fucking dudes all the time and there was something weird about that story
PAULY TOONS. ARE YOU LISTENING.?
"An 11th of a handful" Damn Theo is hilarious!
Depends how big your hands are
Theo "your left hand is barely even your hand" Von
Mr Charles 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
Funny to come watch this 4 years later and listen to some of the things they speculate about that is happening now or close to. Theo and Joe are always entertaining.
its actually annoying how many times Theos jokes go right over Joes head.
@The Deathless 😂👍
Is it possible Joe just doesnt find it that funny?
@@OGC558 joe is 500 times less funny than theo
kingryan69 The jokes are not going over Joe’s head he just chooses not to respond to them because he’s having a different conversation the jokes are stupid
Colby Kelley yes thank you and how many people on here didn’t get that
"Well I'm surprised we don't have more ghost animals"
That was a classic lol
How does Joe not fucking acknowledge that line? He either deliberately ignored Theo there or he’s warp speed high.
@@cgates2 every podcast with Theo, Joe totally ignores at least a dozen of these beautiful one liners that Theo drops. I can't tell if he's just puts them so casually out there and drops them so subtle that Joe's too high to notice, or there's just too many to catch all the time haha
That was my favorite line
That’s some seriously smart shit. Hilarious smart shit haha
“I met Buzz Aldrin, you know- from the moon?”
-Rat King Theo Von
I'm not sure I get the rat king thing. He sort of comes off as a rat king so I guess there's that. But the bee sting shit for schaub. Just no.
@@MaynardOwns it's because they say he looks bloated like he was stung by bees
Theo’s Buzz Aldrin comment has me crying! 😂😂
Theo "Eleventh of a Handful" Von
Made me spit out my coffee laughing.
He had me looking at my hand trying to figure out how much an 11th of a hand was. About the size of a quarter.
That fucking killed me!
How does his mind even work to make him say that hahahah
I fucking died 😂😂😂😂
Just lowkey drops the fact Stallone is coming on
Haha, ya. Hope it is relatively soon.
That was the highest of keys Linus Tech Tips kind of dropping of that news. What you talkin about Willis?
Joe literally said it lol.
No doubt. He's never had, and I don't how he could possibly ever have, a bigger celebrity.
FireMrshlBill the guy from those avenger movies?
GeneralTHC Mel Gibson, lance armstrong, James hetfield, Steve Tyler, guy Richie, soon to be Kanye west..... and more I can’t think of off the top of my head...
The fact that most of Theo’s jokes fly over Joe actually makes this funnier. They need to do it again! And more often!
Agreed I’d love to see more of these 2 and I’d even go as far as Theo being ringside on the mic at ufc fights and boxing🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
Lol what they say toward the beginning new jerk city lol
How did Joe miss New Jerk City 😂
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Every friend Theo has ever had has since passed. RIP.
Was very nice of Theo to interview Joe Rogan.
Seems more like a conversation than an interview.
@Decriminalize Darwinism I love when Joe is chill and present and also interested, but it's sometimes hard to watch after Joe uses some pot. I cant remember exactly who it was with, but the change was significant and Joe just got to some strange mood.
I used to smoke a long time ago myself, and I many times found myself.. dumb? out of the time and place? spoiling the moment for myself and sometimes people around. It doesnt make you bad or anything like that, just.. IDK, its natural and all, but that state of mind isn't. And oh boy I can tell how much worse it is when it becomes natural..
Ya. Don't recall seeing Joe on theos podcast.
@@theodoregideonshisha7919 could it be that Joe goes from listening and engaging, to teaching and informing? He goes through those waves during most of his podcasts, where he just dives deep into how things are, how they aren't, how they should be, what people think of things, and so on ad nauseum. The result is usually his guest voicing affirmatives for a few minutes, and then the topic starts trailing off.
Theo has such a unique and irreplicable comedic style
Thats no style he's just being himself lol
@@abrahamsalazar6246 style = personality = being himself
I find it’s a combination of life experience and lack of education! He’s not stupid that’s for sure but he’s not academically gifted lol 😂
He truly does, with him keeping a straight face makes it funnier. And this makes it hard to know if he's in character or being honest.
I lmao, he's a good guest
Theo von is great. His absurd comedy is absolutely amazing. Just like Norm he pretends to be aloof and dumb when in actuality he's very aware and intelligent. His wit is refreshing.
Outer Drive Fuck you Theo I live off $8000 a year i work full time. no car -30°F all winter on the border or MINNESOTA International Falls. There are no Jobs. None unless you know someone in the paper mill. Everyone lost EVERYTHING when they went to robotics. 2000 jobs GONE. Now there is no town economy. I CANT LEAVE. IM STUCK I LIVE 3 hours from anything without a car along with the other 40% of ADULTS. SOBER(cant afford drugs) LAW ABIDING HARD WORKING 40 hour a week working jobs. We dont know anyone anywhere else. We will 100% homeless if we leave. No fucking bullshit WE ARE STUCK!! You naysaying over George Carlin? FUCK YOU DUDE YOU HAVE FUCKING MONEY!! With this after three month WE CAN LEAVE OR STAND UP TO THE COOPERATION RUNNING OUR TOWN. WE HAVE THE OPTION TO NOT BE SLAVES!! Get it you selfish piece of shit Theo Von? Did you hear me? You dont care about us? I hope you to be cursed. I hope you lose everything!! AND NEVER ABLE TO RECOVERY NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. You're an awful awful person for showing your true selfish colors.
@@frankwindchester224 what
@@frankwindchester224 hey buddy.......you wanna talk about it?
Outer Drive so glad someone sees a comparison to Norm and Theo👌👌
Lmao intelligent he started the show by saying that in the future we should use animals for sending messages because most animals don’t have a use they just sit around... there are so many things wrong with that 😂
"Draw her for me on a napkin" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joe hears Rocky and runs faster
Theo hears Rocky and punches his stepdad ... ha
What time is this lol
@@falaniko1231 16:47
LMFAO!!!!
I think he mixed up Rocky with 8 Mile
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"I love salt." -Theo Von, 2019
Rob 🤣
Who doesn't?
Classic Theo 😂
“Owls are gross” - Theo von 2019
"I met Buzz Aldrin, he didn't seem like he'd been to the moon"
-Theo Von, 2019
"I used to own a 1984 Ford Escort but somebody stole my passenger seat"
-Theo Von
“A couple of these bitches could be variables.” -Theo Von
Damn straight.
I'm watching this in 2024 and it's incredible how things have changed in 5 years...
Same here!
Theo: It's spring
Joe: It's the middle of January
Theo: You're just not open minded
By the end, Joe was getting it
Heres a video of Joe Rogan Forcing Mike Tyson to do Cocaine!
ruclips.net/video/y77o32M0J3g/видео.html
It's Hilarious!
Can someone make a compilation of all Theo’s jokes that Joe missed
Pah Sodium i feel like it was the nick swardson 2.0 podcast
The first time Theo was on he literally missed every single one of his one liners or spoke right over it. Was sooooo frustrating. Joe just isn’t silly enough.
Lol “like nude jerksey “ hahaha
Darlene conner... shot milk out my nose
Toyota trucks and bacon too...
“I’d send a bird that nobody expects, you know, like a warbler...” 😂😂😂
Theo comes up with stuff even he don't understand 😂😂
Theo: "What if semen could defy gravity? What do you think about that?"
Joe: "I dont"
Lmfao
tprigge0922 I wonder where he was going with that lol
LMAO yep Joe cracks me up cuz he'll cut u off in a NY second
Ohhh shit we posted the same thing!! Yes! Love parallel thinking! That cracked me up too man! Literally made my day man! Glad someone else appreciated this as much as me! Love you brother, great minds!
That jumped out at me as quotable too, lol
I feel like Theo Von grew up to be 16 and said this is good, I don't need to change any more than this.
Joe “I may have to evacuate”
Theo “why bees”
Joe “no mudslides”
Theo is freaking hilarious. This is one of the funniest subtle/not subtle episodes of the show
“New Jerksey” Killed me 😂😂😂😂
Theo doesn't like owls because he's the Rat King🐀👑
Gang Gang
That's the dark arts
#RatKingKingdom
Good instincts, the owl is commonly used in illuminati/satanic symbolism.
@@obbah1818 I got legit worried when Joe started steering the beginning of the podcast too far into the dark arts. Amniotic sac babies are maybe the darkest art I can think of.
Do you think there's ghosts at the comedy store though?
J: "People go to Paris all the time"
T: "Yeah... but they leave"
Lmfao
One day Joe’s podcasts will be time capsules. If you are a fan now just imagine 20-30 years from now. It’ll be such a trip listening to these. Dear Lord I hope that the world goes in a good direction
Yess
We are fucked
@@ryguy-qh2qk yes
We’ll b in heaven soon dude
this is the best TED talk i've ever seen
You can tell Theo is a top bloke, that mate you always enjoy hanging out with.
Hey this is America bro, don't fuckin say bloke cuckboy master-flex
@@michaelanderson2385 ummm duhhhahhhaaaa no worries bloke enjoy ur day bloke luv ya #Bloke
What the fuck lmaoooo @@michaelanderson2385
@@michaelanderson2385 I can't tell if you're joking or if you actually think the internet is also America.
Michael Anderson are all Americans fuckwits like oneself?
Theo von looks like he could be the third character in beevis n butthead
Conrad Schleicher lmaooo
💯
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9:09 almost died
That might be the greatest description of Theo Von I've ever known
Joe talking about a grown ass man hitting an 11 year old girl
Joe- “Do you want to see it?”
Theo-“ No, draw it for me on a napkin”
This guy kills me..😂😂
Love how Jamie cut to himself in the first 30 seconds because hes that dedicated to his job regardless of the fallout 🤣🤣 This will forever be a goated episode
Theo is one of the funniest people I’ve ever heard . His timing and the random stuff he comes up with are borderline genius! One of my top 3 comedians
K King little bit, been looking for new comedians besides bill burr and the like to watch. Randomly checked out this podcast then checked him out. Funny dude
He gets the golden ratio
Deffinetly.. I agree with u and he's my favorite actually
I first watched him on h3 podcast, guy had me cracking up the ENTIRE TIME!! I've now watched about 6 podcast with him as a guest and 5 or so of his own show...this guy is absolutely genius, in a goofy wtf kinda way!
He reminds me of norm macdonald one of the few comedians that actually make me laugh out loud.
Young Jamie is now Old Jamie.
Theo "That'll make you stronger if you got a heavy shirt" Von
Theo has what I like to call “southern sarcasm” 😂
That young man is definitely bringing the mullet back. More power to ya son.
benadryl cabbagepatch - That young hitta gang gang.
Mullet was blowing up again all over south korea earlier this year bruh look it up. Was there in April and everyone had a mullet.
Through my prehiperal vision the end of your comment says "Mike tyson" lol
It looks so good on him you don't even notice.
Business in the front, Party in the back.
Jamie: “I think its salt”
Theo: “I love salt”
17:50
like who the fuck has ever said that😂
😂😂
It's insane that this didn't get even a chuckle.
Thank you!
This dude is stupid funny! "An eleventh of a handful" 🤣🤣
The way Theo said “I hope not” when they talked about a pedo ring was so genuine
Theo looks and sounds like he was homeschooled on a shrimpin boat by Def Leppard.
Most home-schooled kids become doctors.
Legacy Shredder ok?
I almost did a spit take at your comment!!😂😂😂
Problem?
i've been dying at this comment for 5 minutes my god
Joe talks about stand up comedians like they’re a race of people lol
They are the supreme race.
For all his talk about tribalism being the worst thing about humans he sure uses it to his advantage.
I feel u it’s annoying lol
No Name I just think he has a different type of relationship with those people. Theo is a damn comedian and one of joes friends. Neil is a worldwide known scientist obviously things should be more serious between them.
its a validation thing. I love the podcast but joe takes every possible opportunity to speak as an authority/expert about stand up and also to indirectly put himself in the same category as the comedy greats and give himself an ego boost by subtly mentioning himself with the legends
I love that Theo is just Theo. Nothing more, nothing less. Always just Theo.
I just discovered this guy 😒 he's great. "I used to love being erect as a child". Who even says that? Love the things that fall out of this guy's mouth
An 11th of a handful is a wild measurement reference 😂
Thumbs up if you actually think Theo ate an owl
Adam K ten idiots
Of course he did.
82 idiots now bra, I'll fuck two/ three owls UP in one sitting. Owl giblet gravy on potato "pellets".
No he was making an analogy to the illuminati
That fool ate a mother fuckin owl, no doubt
Theo is so funny and just radiates happiness and good vibes
Yeah... IF he gets to talk...
hes a little out there
Awesome dude, great talent. Rogan once again fucked up another great interview. It's getting old.
Enough trying to be intellectual, lifes to short i want to laugh. Theo is a silly goose just let him fly.
Let us have a silly goose time with Theo
What's silly goose??
@@japiro14 a goose that is silly my friend
He is a peacock, YOU GOTTA LET HIM FLY BRO!
@Matthew Littlejohn i think joe thinks by smoking a load of weed before the podcast will make him sillier but i think it does the opposite
Theo and Joe together is the absolute best!