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  • Опубликовано: 11 авг 2020
  • Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now.” ‪@JoeyDiaz‬
    Brian Redban is a comedian and the founder of the Deathsquad podcast network. Also look for him on “Kill Tony” available on Apple Podcasts & RUclips. ‪@redban‬ ‪@KillTony‬

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  • @dmcg5748
    @dmcg5748 4 года назад +4237

    Uncle Joey: ‘I can’t remember what I had for lunch’
    Also Uncle Joey: ‘It was a Sunday in October 1983 in Oklahoma...’

    • @MikeF031
      @MikeF031 4 года назад +43

      Hahaha i love this comment

    • @boomfyer89
      @boomfyer89 4 года назад +271

      "It was a cold morning but not to cold, my balls had an itch"

    • @fla0741
      @fla0741 4 года назад +5

      Boo, down with this sort of thing

    • @brandonrobidoux6110
      @brandonrobidoux6110 4 года назад +4

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @brandonrobidoux6110
      @brandonrobidoux6110 4 года назад +4

      So true

  • @jordans.9795
    @jordans.9795 4 года назад +7132

    If Joey Diaz isn’t in gta 6 I’m not playing it

    • @babiessnice6174
      @babiessnice6174 4 года назад +45

      Hope you dont plan on playin then..

    • @arginic
      @arginic 4 года назад +79

      Pleasy god and throw in eddie bravo while we are at it..

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 4 года назад +179

      Bold of you to assume that they'll ever put out a GTA 6

    • @whizkid235
      @whizkid235 4 года назад +32

      This comment is seriously underrated

    • @Chazza534
      @Chazza534 4 года назад +64

      He was in Mafia 3 lol

  • @Unknown-sb7lq
    @Unknown-sb7lq 3 года назад +304

    “That really fucked me up I snorted a lot of coke that week”

  • @samuelanich5508
    @samuelanich5508 2 года назад +180

    I lowkey wish there was an infinite amount of podcasts with Joe and Diaz.
    Having the podcast these guys do in the background on your tv really feels like you have a good group of old school buddies chatting away in your living room about crap and that really gives you a good sense of company.
    Especially when you feel alone and don’t really have that many friends to talk to.
    Love these guys when they get together.

    • @madmaxx4793
      @madmaxx4793 2 года назад +2

      Agreed

    • @GassedUpCam_
      @GassedUpCam_ Год назад +2

      Exactly

    • @ryanwymer3943
      @ryanwymer3943 Год назад +14

      You don’t know me and I don’t know you but if you ever need someone reach out brother

    • @TMrreviews
      @TMrreviews Год назад

      Ai

    • @avea3656
      @avea3656 Год назад +2

      100% podcasts cure my lonelyness too

  • @TheTimestampsGuy
    @TheTimestampsGuy 4 года назад +734

    0:01| They toast to Joes birthday
    0:14| Non alcoholic beer & beer
    1:52| Legal drinking age
    2:32| Prisoners & covid
    4:55| Shooting in Chicago,cities & democrats
    7:09| Riots & the Waco bombing
    11:28| Ruby Ridge & Joey talks about leaving LA
    15:47| People buying guns, governors & the pandemic
    19:26| Bad cops, New York, crime & home security
    22:15| Whiskey & Joey tells cocaine stories
    26:29| Joey talks politics, covid & the comedy store
    33:17| Joeys history as a comic & the Comedy Store
    39:07| Doug Stanhope & Joeys early acting career
    42:38|Sports starts & rappers acting
    46:11| Covid tests, fight island, working & Michael Yo
    53:14| Kamala Harris, the economy & covid
    56:34| Mail voting
    59:07| Hudson county politics
    1:01:01| Season 2 of Narcos & Mexico
    1:03:23| Cops, interrogating Joey Diaz & his divorce
    1:14:39| Joey as a dirty comic & comedy
    1:22:46| Whisky talk & Joe searches for a lighter
    1:24:16| Joe Biden, VR comedy, Richard Prior & comedians
    1:30:12| Freddie Prinze, Joeys tells a pee story & Kung Fu
    1:37:00| Joey tells a story about ‘eating a monkey’ & his mom
    1:41:34| Catholic girls & birth control
    1:44:00|Marilyn Monroe & Joeys gym teacher
    1:51:18| Epstein & Maxwell
    1:56:12| Joey on his bike
    1:58:15| The price of coke, Mexican tunnels & El Chapo
    2:19:21| Corvettes, Broncos, Cyber trucks & phones
    2:36:20| Joe tells a story about Joey singing War Pigs
    2:28:20| Comedy, studying singers & Lynyrd Skynyrd
    2:33:45| Rob Lowe, LA & Joey tells crime stories
    2:41:32|The breakdown of society, poverty & covid
    2:55:33| The UFC, saunas &Laird Hamilton
    2:58:42| Joey talks about comedy, Bill Burr & covid
    3:12:57| Crocodile, alligators & dinosaurs
    3:16:32| Fast food, leaving LA & covid in various states
    This took some time to do & I would appreciate if you checked out my DJ mixsets. Subscribe if you like what you hear. Thanks guys!!

  • @sagemode6
    @sagemode6 4 года назад +3171

    Joey gives all the fine details of every story, The year, the month, the time, the amount of drugs in grams, how much money he had in his pockets, the nationality of the drug dealer, etc. He really is a master storyteller.

    • @jonathanswink2682
      @jonathanswink2682 4 года назад +162

      Hahahaha "the nationality of the drug dealer" Man Joey is gonna take you on a journey no doubt. There are 3 people on the Podcast and they all are just silent listening to Joey weave you thru some insane thing that happened at 4:55pm on a Thursday November 17th 1987! 😂😂😂

    • @josesifuentes2592
      @josesifuentes2592 4 года назад +87

      When your paranoid about getting caught doing crime you tend to pay attention to the details lol

    • @philipvalley1914
      @philipvalley1914 4 года назад +8

      lmfao. so funny and actually goo tips / reminder on how to tell a story

    • @asmith9091
      @asmith9091 4 года назад +37

      and when he tells the story again it changes. Cuz he is so full of shit. lol

    • @fauxbravo
      @fauxbravo 4 года назад +34

      Dude's done so much coke, probably none of what he says is reliable.

  • @jasonj.4971
    @jasonj.4971 3 года назад +350

    I swear every time diaz and rogan do a podcast it’s like im takin a hardcore life class. universities won’t teach you this tremendous shit.

  • @MileyCyrusSwollenGums
    @MileyCyrusSwollenGums 3 года назад +106

    Honestly, I'm jealous as hell of Joe Rogan for being friends with Joey Diaz. Imagine getting to just chill and listen to Uncle Joey tell stories whenever you want!?!? 10/10

    • @mateo10734
      @mateo10734 2 года назад +4

      Trust me there’s plenty of Joey’s out there just gotta find em. Some of the most loyal and down to earth people you’ll ever meet. People like him get judged by their cover all the time, some of the people who have my back the most have gone through and done a lot of shit some can’t imagine but they’d sooner look out for me than someone who goes to church every sunday does.

    • @Tri7on
      @Tri7on 2 года назад +1

      @@mateo10734 lol this is so true. Most people won't give the people who are interesting a chance at being friends or hearing the good stories

  • @stevenloredo3442
    @stevenloredo3442 4 года назад +819

    “When I was doing coke, I was thinking about breaking into the White House or some shit like that” Uncle Joey

  • @plugtalk1941
    @plugtalk1941 3 года назад +2122

    Whenever Joey says "dog I grew up in north bergen new jersey".... you know your in for a lil treat

    • @forgetthelyrics6056
      @forgetthelyrics6056 3 года назад +31

      57:03 if anyone is wondering where this is

    • @coltonward8373
      @coltonward8373 3 года назад +29

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 he acts like Joe and Redban haven’t known that since December 1987

    • @handsomesquidward5160
      @handsomesquidward5160 3 года назад +21

      Dawg*

    • @anthe3693
      @anthe3693 3 года назад +2

      @@handsomesquidward5160 L L L l L l L

    • @SlipknotJackyboy
      @SlipknotJackyboy 3 года назад +8

      In the context of Joey it's spelt 'dawg'

  • @cheshire_skatkat9093
    @cheshire_skatkat9093 3 года назад +91

    All of Joey Diaz's stories are like the start of/or a mission from a GTA game.

  • @mystery2me635
    @mystery2me635 2 года назад +30

    Joe Rogan & Joey Diaz are such an underrated Duo. Such great storytellers.

  • @TheDro
    @TheDro 4 года назад +4170

    If for the rest of its life this podcast was just rogan and diaz I'd be okay with that

    • @SkateSka
      @SkateSka 3 года назад +155

      The Joe and Joey Show! Possibly the catchiest title ever. Worth a shot.

    • @greencarpetgrowing4539
      @greencarpetgrowing4539 3 года назад +39

      Joe has already got Duncan interested. Joey would be the perfect addition. Comedic trifecta gold!

    • @upurkilt7246
      @upurkilt7246 3 года назад +17

      The coco & joe show.... nice ring to it

    • @casablancas4100
      @casablancas4100 3 года назад +23

      "The Joe & Diaz Show"

    • @ReMattch
      @ReMattch 3 года назад +36

      Right? I feel so comfortable when I hear these guys converse. I feel like part of the conversation but know I don't have to say anything. These guys got it. I'm just enjoying the vibe.

  • @Pensivelyexpensive
    @Pensivelyexpensive 4 года назад +1298

    “It’s been years since I hit anyone with my car.”- Joey Diaz lol

    • @Echo3_
      @Echo3_ 4 года назад +8

      this is way Joey is the man!

    • @brittanym2080
      @brittanym2080 4 года назад +5

      This has to be the craziest Joe Rogan video!! 😳 ruclips.net/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/видео.html

    • @ctmclean6943
      @ctmclean6943 4 года назад +7

      Joey " I'm not making a joke here" Diaz

    • @topshelf6792
      @topshelf6792 4 года назад

      Brittany M yes yes yes

    • @shropsiberian
      @shropsiberian 4 года назад +4

      2.38.40 👍🏻 thank me later, punk.

  • @karri_saudad9024
    @karri_saudad9024 3 года назад +18

    Listening to the mastery in Joey Diaz’s storytelling just gets me. I could listen for hours to him alone. Even better when you have Tom Segura giggling in the background at Joey. ❤️

  • @zacharyallanstark182
    @zacharyallanstark182 4 года назад +473

    Not two minutes in and we got a “bouldah” from Uncle Joey. Tremendous.

  • @lifeinstructionsdotnet8767
    @lifeinstructionsdotnet8767 4 года назад +348

    Detailed summary (timestamps) with quotes:
    0:25 Talking about non-alcoholic beer, alcohol and drinking age
    5:47 Joe's thoughts about LA and big cities (Joey: "Ever since the Houston trip you've been a different person")
    7:48 The WACO siege (Joe: "That was a big f...ing deal. There was a standoff with the feds. And there was a guy who thought he was Jesus who was f...ing everybody's wife.").
    12:15 Jamie brings up the Tony Kiritsis incidents, where he kidnapped his own mortgage broker (!)
    17:50 Joe "the government should tell people that they need to take care of their immune systems" Rogan
    26:37 Joey's thoughts about social despair and comedy (Joey: "Right now is not a time to do comedy")
    32:04 Discussing comedy and comedians getting along with each other
    40:52 Talking about Joey's early experience with acting (Joey: "I didn' t know how to f...ing act")
    42:46 Rappers and acting (Joe: "Think about how many high level rappers became high level actors")
    48:49 How covid-19 complicates movie production, according to Joey
    48:56 Joey coughs in Brian's direction (Joe: "Jesus. Joey, you can't cough on Brian").
    50:53 Joe "Michael Yo got a really bad case of the coronavirus" Rogan
    53:14 On Biden's announcement of Kamala Harris as VP (Joe: "They might win. She's a powerful lady")
    1:06:38 Joey's interrogation story
    1:14:21 On Joey's early days in comedy (continues into a long discussion about comedy)
    1:21:17 Joe "the Comedy Store was full of muuurdeeererrs" Rogan (Joe: "It was just murder after murder after murder")
    1:36:24 Joey's "I ate her monkey and she was bleeding" story. Continues into a discussing about sex.
    1:57:47 Joey gets angry at people with dogs in California
    2:00:57 Talking about actors in action movies (Joey: "I'll tell you who's really doing their craft right")
    2:19:54 Talking about cars, including Ron White's Corvette
    2:28:22 How Joey studied singers and their personas on RUclips, and used it for his comedy
    2:43:21 Joe doesn't like the covid-19 lockdowns
    2:48:45 Discussing fracking (Joe: "Do you think Trump really has any idea what they're doing when they're fracking?")
    2:58:41 Joey and Joe miss doing comedy on stage. Includes a mention of Bill Burr at 3:00:22
    3:01:25 Discussing whether people should be working during covid-19
    3:12:59 On crocodiles and alligators
    3:19:16 Joe's German accent (Joe: "That might be the worst German accent of all time")
    3:21:38 Talking about fast food and Cuban food
    3:27:35 Arizona, covid-19 and churches
    3:31:04 Joe wants Joey to sell a t-shirt that says "You know me, dog" (Joe: "I guarantee you, they'll sell like crazy!")
    Note: I make summaries for every podcast episode on the Joe Rogan sub on Reddit. This is a copy:)
    Also: Feel free to sub to my channel if you like my JRE comedy videos:)

  • @tevinboaz8004
    @tevinboaz8004 7 месяцев назад +4

    That story about the guy with the axe hammer really got me . 😂😂💔..."and so I say ,this is my chance to be a fuckin hero ,😂.."it's been years since I hit a mf with my car"😂😂😂😂😂 2:35

  • @henryhill3014
    @henryhill3014 5 месяцев назад +3

    Joey diaz is like the columbian morgan freeman, he tells a great story, whether they are true or not its still funny as fuck hahah

  • @Jommly
    @Jommly 4 года назад +1799

    Shoutout to Jamie for raising a glass to the camera.

    • @torbenschulze
      @torbenschulze 4 года назад +87

      100%. Jamie 🍻

    • @unknxwn.2552
      @unknxwn.2552 4 года назад +44

      He did!🍻

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 4 года назад +18

      It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death " is pneumonia. So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus.
      Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid. In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is based on fraud.

    • @PiSTOLxPET3Y
      @PiSTOLxPET3Y 4 года назад

      Agenda In Mind .

    • @benjipalace829
      @benjipalace829 4 года назад +17

      @@AgendaInMind nobody asked you

  • @Stoned333
    @Stoned333 2 года назад +3

    Coming back to this in 2022 and joey is by far the best guest that's reoccurred on the show.

  • @membear
    @membear 3 года назад +6

    Diaz is the only guy who can make Rogan laugh real hard and high pitch.

  • @dopplegangerxp
    @dopplegangerxp 4 года назад +385

    Hearing Joey talk about anything cures my depression

  • @miladyoussef589
    @miladyoussef589 4 года назад +1941

    Shout out to Brian Redban for being such a good listener.

    • @beemaster666
      @beemaster666 4 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @ticklemeelmo73
      @ticklemeelmo73 4 года назад +49

      With Joe and Joey, it's gonna be the "Can't Get a Word in Edgewise" podcast.

    • @Exera80
      @Exera80 4 года назад +22

      @@ticklemeelmo73 Pretty sure it's basically just Diaz interupting all the time.

    • @ermisntaskas2414
      @ermisntaskas2414 4 года назад +4

      @@Exera80 ya

    • @johnnybensonitis7853
      @johnnybensonitis7853 4 года назад +52

      He seems like a helluva cool guy. No qualms with sitting back and enjoying the show; best seat in the house!

  • @Lastprophetpeacebeuponme
    @Lastprophetpeacebeuponme 3 года назад +13

    I’m eating dinner watching this it’s 2 am I just smoked a joint. Happy Easter everybody and as alwyas becareful during this pandemic and don’t leave ur house if you don’t have to. Be safe people

  • @Xerrand
    @Xerrand 3 года назад +27

    I find it so funny how Joey Diaz always used Joe Rogans full name when talking to him haha, I don't know why.

  • @chrisdenver3429
    @chrisdenver3429 4 года назад +429

    You can tell Joe Rogan legitimately LOVES Joey Diaz like a big brother.

    • @user-er9jx3tg9x
      @user-er9jx3tg9x 4 года назад +5

      He does :)

    • @MrJordanstrange
      @MrJordanstrange 4 года назад +12

      The way he looks at him is so wholesome

    • @byronchannells4517
      @byronchannells4517 4 года назад +8

      Who wouldn't if you were friends with him, tremendous!!

    • @phoneexpert69
      @phoneexpert69 4 года назад +5

      I mean, how could you not! Uncle Joey is the man 💪🏻

    • @GK-qc5ry
      @GK-qc5ry 4 года назад +7

      He's gonna miss him when they move apart. They'll see each other on JRE and maybe on the road.

  • @michael__times
    @michael__times 4 года назад +174

    2:52:24 "Dog when am I gonna see you again?" Joey's heart fell on to the table. You can sense the sadness that this is all ending in LA but more importantly, all the changes we have all gone through this year. I lost my sister this year, my job, friends, and now most likely moving out of NYC. No matter what we must keep going though. Head up. Head up now. One foot in front of another.

    • @timhankins6884
      @timhankins6884 4 года назад +10

      Sorry Brother for life shetting on you stay strong is a easy thing to say hard to practice

    • @DD-eight
      @DD-eight 4 года назад +8

      Sorry for your year brother!! Admire your attitude!!👍👏👏👏

    • @samchaleau
      @samchaleau 4 года назад +4

      Sending love bro!
      You got this, and if you don’t find another JRE listener for that boost. We’re one weirdly connected group of listeners :).

    • @blakejames9743
      @blakejames9743 4 года назад +2

      Thanks man, take care of yourself. When this is eventually over, I'm sure there's going to be some type of international celebration, we all need it.

    • @clidesou6312
      @clidesou6312 4 года назад +1

      Stay up bro you’ll get there in time 🙏🙏

  • @ryansack5198
    @ryansack5198 3 года назад +9

    Joey Diaz is a gem, a national treasure.

  • @Cbvhm
    @Cbvhm Год назад +1

    One thing I love about Joey is the authenticity, just watched the flagrant pod with Joey before this and the stories are amazing, absolutely love it!

  • @lebronjames4705
    @lebronjames4705 4 года назад +234

    List of people that still need to be on Joe Rogan
    -Keanu Reeves
    - Graham Hancock (again)
    -Dave Chappell
    - Alex Jones (again)
    -Seth Rogan
    -woody Harrelson
    -Clint Eastwood

    • @JAMES-dv5ns
      @JAMES-dv5ns 4 года назад +13

      Hmm wonder if Spotify will prevent Alex Jones

    • @ktrom1328
      @ktrom1328 4 года назад +9

      And Jo Jorgensen

    • @RamsHouse99
      @RamsHouse99 4 года назад +7

      And seth rogan

    • @fouraces1949
      @fouraces1949 4 года назад

      He’s a guys guy… I don’t care for him

    • @kingquesadilla7713
      @kingquesadilla7713 4 года назад +4

      Danny Trejo, Dustin powers, Alex jones

  • @chunkyburp
    @chunkyburp 4 года назад +812

    "It's been years since I hit someone with a car" - Uncle Joey

    • @stjames3852
      @stjames3852 4 года назад +31

      sounded almost nostalgic

    • @lewiscypher13
      @lewiscypher13 4 года назад +87

      Every time Joey D is on here he inadvertently confesses to 6 different felonies

    • @ronneysalazar3034
      @ronneysalazar3034 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/BoiZJ2eEZqI/видео.html

    • @MrAineg
      @MrAineg 4 года назад +4

      2:38:34

    • @ronneysalazar3034
      @ronneysalazar3034 4 года назад +2

      The Waco Kid right I was like what the. Heck.

  • @jamessutton8720
    @jamessutton8720 3 года назад +3

    Probably one of the best Joe and Diaz podcast episodes

  • @conjackson2106
    @conjackson2106 Год назад +1

    I love when uncle joey names the month, year and street! I can't get enough of this fuckin guy!

  • @jcjramone
    @jcjramone 4 года назад +473

    My favorite Uncle Joey game.
    "The guy from that movie with that chick"

  • @semconexao8119
    @semconexao8119 4 года назад +522

    Every podcast with Joey Diaz feels like an adventure

    • @benjackson9299
      @benjackson9299 4 года назад +3

      My favorite Joe Rogan clip 😆 ruclips.net/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/видео.html

    • @cnforsh
      @cnforsh 4 года назад +4

      Every podcast with Uncle Joey IS an adventure!

    • @vipr1142
      @vipr1142 4 года назад +5

      Me2 but I know he is a compulsive liar xD

    • @royeaston6067
      @royeaston6067 4 года назад +5

      Cause you going into the deep and murky water.

    • @royeaston6067
      @royeaston6067 4 года назад +2

      @@vipr1142 who isn't?

  • @kingbod55
    @kingbod55 3 года назад +3

    "Then you gotta walk em home, and rub their back"!!🤣😭

  • @daniiii0825
    @daniiii0825 2 года назад +8

    Joe Rogans laugh is really just the cutest. Thanks for always delivering quality videos. Fan for life. ❤️

    • @tonyg5132
      @tonyg5132 Год назад

      I’m cuter. Now you are gonna be my fan.

  • @RookieMistakeYT
    @RookieMistakeYT 3 года назад +1884

    I miss this studio. This setup was phenomenal, tremendous.

    • @snyper105
      @snyper105 3 года назад +5

      They don’t use it no more?

    • @emregurdal5732
      @emregurdal5732 3 года назад +19

      @@snyper105 they do the episodes online now thats what he meant I think

    • @jayk5114
      @jayk5114 3 года назад +89

      @@snyper105 no Rogan moved to Austin and he has a new studio. This one was in LA but he doesn't live there anymore.

    • @suzymartin218
      @suzymartin218 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 3 года назад +20

      LA > Texas

  • @nietzschesno-things523
    @nietzschesno-things523 4 года назад +498

    Joey Diaz is the most entertaining human ever, "I use to drink Jack n Daniels and pull my teeth out" ... "Oh ya the Oklahoma bombing really messed me up, I did coke all week"

    • @rieanndecae630
      @rieanndecae630 4 года назад +1

      I love him. Some of the shit he says reminds me of my dad if my dad used to be a coke head and was Cuban and funny. Zero fucks old guy.

    • @andrewtully3622
      @andrewtully3622 4 года назад +2

      @Tree Vellacroix "....It's tremendous!".

    • @BEDCORN
      @BEDCORN 4 года назад +10

      Tree Vellacroix why do you keep crying on every comment just shutup dude lmao nobody cares

    • @raghavjay9691
      @raghavjay9691 4 года назад

      Binod

    • @jonjustjon5183
      @jonjustjon5183 4 года назад +6

      @Tree Vellacroix did you get that joke from your 8th grade buddies?

  • @lucasdejager
    @lucasdejager 3 года назад +8

    Joey “ohh that mail in thing is going to be a party and a half”.... oh boy he had no idea how correct he was.

  • @harold3165
    @harold3165 2 года назад +60

    I miss Joey so much. The podcast hasn't been the same without him.

  • @Ancientknowledge
    @Ancientknowledge 4 года назад +625

    Joey Diaz is what a human Harley Davidson sounds like

  • @rburns696969
    @rburns696969 4 года назад +1257

    Uncle Joey has two volumes: Whispering & Wheezing

  • @lonewolfsurvival3453
    @lonewolfsurvival3453 3 года назад +2

    Nothing more hilarious than Rogan and Coco Diaz high together for three hours!

  • @JD-xi1yv
    @JD-xi1yv 3 года назад +8

    Joey Diaz “I Have not had a drink the whole Covid, you know I didn’t drink before that either.”
    I’m dead

  • @uhno5876
    @uhno5876 4 года назад +272

    heard uncle joey say *TREMENDOUS* twice within the first 40 seconds. this is gonna be a good one

    • @yannikakapralli
      @yannikakapralli 4 года назад +1

      he said it 2 times within the 40 seconds...;)

    • @Orignlcoolguy
      @Orignlcoolguy 4 года назад +2

      First one is in 18 seconds haha. My body is ready.

    • @vidortexas6958
      @vidortexas6958 4 года назад +1

      He said it the exact moment I read this comment about 30 minutes in

    • @user-py8tf7fz8p
      @user-py8tf7fz8p 4 года назад

      He said it right when I saw this comment lol

  • @patrickbateman7453
    @patrickbateman7453 4 года назад +391

    Google maps needs to have an option where Uncle Joey could narrate ones trip.

    • @randystevens181
      @randystevens181 4 года назад +17

      I want a GPS voice by joey

    • @VengeanceN7
      @VengeanceN7 4 года назад +23

      in the middle of your car trip out of nowhere he just starts going on about this story let's say it starts like ''yo dog the other day I was with this so and so and on and on...

    • @sambbk7203
      @sambbk7203 4 года назад +8

      @@VengeanceN7 Yes the point is that it has to be somewhat dysfunctional.
      Amazing.

    • @churrobscuro6434
      @churrobscuro6434 4 года назад +18

      cancels your route and takes you to the nearest drug dealer

    • @sambbk7203
      @sambbk7203 4 года назад +11

      It calls you 'joe rogan' at random times.

  • @KarloBacolod
    @KarloBacolod 2 года назад +3

    Joey Diaz laughing is the funniest thing to listen, I swear.

    • @soonjaspingola9119
      @soonjaspingola9119 2 года назад

      What I learned from Joe diaz is to stop lying about my shit I ran a muk in my life. I was a fucking liar all my drunk ass drug addict life. so I realized the ugly truth is better than a beautiful lie

  • @omarfierro2893
    @omarfierro2893 3 года назад +11

    "It was Waco and then the oklahoma city bombings which really fucked me up I did alot of coke that week" 😂

  • @dariusdee7380
    @dariusdee7380 4 года назад +54

    Redban got way better at not interrupting. Leveled up

  • @robdmusic915
    @robdmusic915 4 года назад +65

    "I called the guy i kidnapped the other night just to check in on him..." 😂😂😂 i love Joey Diaz!

  • @giannirusso8406
    @giannirusso8406 3 года назад +2

    Dude they did “salute” 😂 Joey for sure still has mob ties

  • @jessieholister6967
    @jessieholister6967 Год назад +2

    Joey Diaz saying 'tremendous' gives 100% serotonin increase

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 4 года назад +515

    Redban wore the spacesuit, because he knew he'd be spending the entire podcast just orbiting Planet Joey.

    • @HealthyHeadz
      @HealthyHeadz 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @benderemer7518
      @benderemer7518 4 года назад +9

      Joey “here’s fifty dollars go light this on fire” Diaz

    • @Techwondoe_Design
      @Techwondoe_Design 4 года назад +1

      hahahahahaha

    • @amisfitpuivk
      @amisfitpuivk 4 года назад +1

      Brian's looking like a pretty big moon himself tbh

    • @SKgoon
      @SKgoon 4 года назад +2

      Dude has the character of a 6yr old..

  • @TheCharskeBros
    @TheCharskeBros 4 года назад +304

    Joey has been on probably more than anyone. Yet he still talks most of the time and still has stories. what a godsend

    • @mateo991.2
      @mateo991.2 4 года назад +40

      @Zah Hall you're fun at parties aren't you

    • @TheCharskeBros
      @TheCharskeBros 4 года назад +1

      @@mateo991.2 hahahahahah

    • @TheCharskeBros
      @TheCharskeBros 4 года назад +14

      @Zah Hall bruh why would he lie about his mother and going to jail. Thats not something you go ya i was a kidnapper

    • @cloudypac
      @cloudypac 4 года назад +3

      Zah Hall forgive him and the the person who got triggered below your comment. People with low IQ prefer listening to nonsense all day

    • @bigbananacongolese8403
      @bigbananacongolese8403 4 года назад +3

      Alblooshi yes bruh it’s called a podcast idiot

  • @AnthonyK202
    @AnthonyK202 3 года назад +1

    "Why iszeent it on zee menu dee whole year?" I died lmao!

  • @julianwhite4042
    @julianwhite4042 4 года назад +351

    Joey remembers world events by the amount of coke he did🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aitonomouss
    @Aitonomouss 4 года назад +1206

    Everytime uncle Joey laughs he lets out a few dozen trapped souls

    • @lucy9877
      @lucy9877 3 года назад +2

      Have you heard Joe Rogans Rap Song?! 🔥
      😂 ruclips.net/video/lsI21E6h5gc/видео.html

    • @statefarmjake8027
      @statefarmjake8027 3 года назад +17

      And a few farts 💨

    • @alexanderplain3398
      @alexanderplain3398 3 года назад +3

      I laughed heartily when I read your comment. That was funny sir.

    • @seancanal3458
      @seancanal3458 3 года назад

      Q

  • @chriserrickson3412
    @chriserrickson3412 3 года назад +2

    Bro that sinsemilla redbud was something else, it’s just crazy hearing Joey talk about the origins of it

  • @umarscamartistjohnson1784
    @umarscamartistjohnson1784 3 года назад +16

    I honestly feel like I know Joey... he’s like the uncle I’ve never had

  • @PatrickMHoey
    @PatrickMHoey 4 года назад +48

    We’re going to look back at this being the Golden Age of RUclips podcasts. It will go on, but it will never be the same.

  • @adamoakes6041
    @adamoakes6041 4 года назад +500

    Joey turns anything into a story LOL..Joey what time is it right now? Joey: " So i went to my friends place on 33rd st.. it was 1983......"

    • @Skylased
      @Skylased 4 года назад +7

      I can’t get enough of Joey

    • @pancraseash9002
      @pancraseash9002 4 года назад +4

      Your right i know people like that they are a blast.

    • @I_love_cows657
      @I_love_cows657 4 года назад +8

      🤣 In North Bergen New Jersey freezn my nuts off... know what I’m sayin

    • @PearlDrumsHead
      @PearlDrumsHead 4 года назад +4

      Whenever this Covid shit is over, if you’ve never seen him live you better go!!! Great live show when I saw him in Charlotte

    • @bioinformatics73
      @bioinformatics73 4 года назад +2

      ...and I'm listening intently cause I know the story is gonna be epic. I just gotta know how Joey knows what time it is right now. 😏

  • @MasTiempoPorFa
    @MasTiempoPorFa 3 года назад +1

    When Joey is talking calm he sounds like gargling water 😂💀

  • @richardtodorov
    @richardtodorov 3 года назад

    June 2021 ... can still look back and say this episode is one of my highlights during the pandemic

  • @juansolo8190
    @juansolo8190 4 года назад +176

    Legend says Redban is still trying to finish his sentence ...

    • @SwissBytesOriginal
      @SwissBytesOriginal 4 года назад +6

      It can't be good for his self esteem, everyone talks over him, he gets sent to his car to get a lighter, I'm sure if the cleaning lady came in Joe would tune into what she's doing over listening to Brian... I like the guy!!

    • @alexduran6268
      @alexduran6268 2 года назад

      Good call he knows when to be quiet.

    • @geitalew7677
      @geitalew7677 2 года назад

      redban started this shit, admittedly he did go off the rails after a few hundred eps, but he is as og as it gets.

  • @Mannydoesmortgage619
    @Mannydoesmortgage619 4 года назад +442

    “When I was doing coke I was thinking about breaking in to the White House and shit like that” - Joey coco Diaz

    • @chrisgarcia8592
      @chrisgarcia8592 4 года назад +13

      Gotta dream big

    • @charlesotis6971
      @charlesotis6971 4 года назад +2

      2020

    • @migrantson
      @migrantson 4 года назад +5

      That went over ppls heads lol incredible line

    • @jonathanswink2682
      @jonathanswink2682 4 года назад +3

      By far the funniest line of the podcast!... and it was almost just a under the breath off hand comment. I was mowing my yard with my headphones on and stopped doubled over laughing. 😂😂😂

    • @aaronb9017
      @aaronb9017 4 года назад

      @@jonathanswink2682 yeah legit had to 10 sec rewind to lmao again

  • @willpow3r639
    @willpow3r639 Год назад

    Omg thank u guys for these conversations. I would loose my flippen mind if it wasn’t for you guys.

  • @colo-3063
    @colo-3063 2 года назад +3

    “dont come to me when you get hit in the *uck by a truck” -the infinite wisdom of joey diaz

    • @Hearth_Talk
      @Hearth_Talk 3 месяца назад

      Why did you censor that we are watching it..

  • @prodigy956gmail
    @prodigy956gmail 4 года назад +549

    Joe rogan: Im deleting thoughts and can't keep new ones
    Joey diaz: I don't remember what i ate for lunch.......it was boulder 1978.. weather was 74..i just licked a muffla..and had a coke rock in my right pocket

    • @chriscraven9335
      @chriscraven9335 4 года назад +24

      Tremendous!

    • @joemichaels_
      @joemichaels_ 4 года назад +9

      Halarious

    • @Thomas-ht9cn
      @Thomas-ht9cn 4 года назад +8

      Too accurate haha

    • @jhova187
      @jhova187 4 года назад +8

      So accurate 😂

    • @ezraprzytyk
      @ezraprzytyk 4 года назад +12

      Some stoners have terrible short term memory but can remember passed events perfectly lmao

  • @fastervert7106
    @fastervert7106 3 года назад +2133

    I’d pay good money to watch a movie about Joey Diaz’s life story

    • @sppfy2502
      @sppfy2502 3 года назад +93

      I’d be fine if it was longer than all the marvel movies put together.

    • @internetexpert8153
      @internetexpert8153 3 года назад +14

      @@sppfy2502 well said

    • @aldayel98
      @aldayel98 3 года назад +38

      Bro Joey has a documentary about his life, I think he produced it himself. Nothing big, but I loved it!

    • @TCsHouse
      @TCsHouse 3 года назад +4

      Diaz has one out. And you're on the website that hosts it. DM me to send "good money", you're welcome.

    • @internetexpert8153
      @internetexpert8153 3 года назад +12

      @@TCsHouse how do you dm on RUclips?

  • @tonycardo874
    @tonycardo874 3 года назад +1

    Man when Joe laughs and says “ugh” it’s the funniest shit ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jacquo
    @Jacquo 10 месяцев назад +2

    One of the best get togethers before they all left LA. Pure gold!

  • @jakechalland5671
    @jakechalland5671 Год назад +24

    2 years later and I still go back to watch this podcast with joy.

  • @geneblexi7119
    @geneblexi7119 4 года назад +263

    I love how when Joey starts in on a story, everyone shuts up and listens.

    • @lfpriego08
      @lfpriego08 4 года назад +8

      Joey has done everything and anything a human being can possibly do

    • @CapComa
      @CapComa 4 года назад +4

      half is bullshit, but sure. Still fun to listen

    • @oscarlohens8586
      @oscarlohens8586 4 года назад +11

      @@CapComa Nah that's how the old hood really was

    • @geneblexi7119
      @geneblexi7119 4 года назад +5

      @z Z Coco may exaggerate from time to time but he always speaks the truth. He’ll let em know when he’s gone too far but most the time he’s a straight shooter

    • @johnathanwetherill456
      @johnathanwetherill456 4 года назад +1

      You mean like Brendan Schaub does ??...................NOT !

  • @ChateauJuice
    @ChateauJuice 4 года назад +218

    Cannot express my excitement for having uncle Joey on again.

  • @SamVarvodic
    @SamVarvodic Год назад +10

    There never has or ever will be a more captivating storyteller than Uncle Joey.

  • @GRiiNN
    @GRiiNN 2 года назад +3

    I love how Joey knows the exact time things happened 😂

  • @nolanlynch2430
    @nolanlynch2430 4 года назад +45

    Man I missed these kind of episodes. Redban piping in every once in a while and joey holding court. OG Jre right here!

    • @dj-savi1528
      @dj-savi1528 4 года назад +2

      God dam chicago with mike scotty and rodman "tremendous"

  • @stevejobs8751
    @stevejobs8751 4 года назад +334

    Rogan: Let's all move to Texas
    Joey Diaz: Is it close to Jersey?

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 года назад +6

      "I got a coke dealer that I'm good with from Boulder..."
      [Joey "coco" Diaz]

    • @daddywarbuxx5194
      @daddywarbuxx5194 4 года назад +20

      Come on, we welcome all. Just leave you failed ideology and monolith voting block at the border.

    • @dverygrateful1
      @dverygrateful1 4 года назад

      The pot and dmt ends. He is not Willie

    • @jemiiam
      @jemiiam 4 года назад +1

      Callen: Will they know who i am in texas?

    • @daveleos1901
      @daveleos1901 4 года назад

      Joe Rohan = Modern Day Davy Crockett

  • @NazarenoPuziello
    @NazarenoPuziello Год назад

    Some days I come here just to watch the 1 shoe story , tremendous .
    God bless uncle Joey !!

  • @JeniMaywood
    @JeniMaywood 3 года назад +1

    I burst into fits of laughter every time Joe Rogan laughs....another fantastic podcast.. the alligator talk.. Joe Rogan...have you seen an alligator in real life..its so weird like why is it there....hahahaha

  • @rob7899
    @rob7899 4 года назад +270

    Joe Rogan looking like Bruce Willis from Armageddon

  • @derekkutil8841
    @derekkutil8841 4 года назад +718

    “Where’s the Spotify lighters??”-Joey Diaz. Greatest comment ever.

    • @kwazhims3lf
      @kwazhims3lf 4 года назад +8

      it was
      but then they killed it.... they kept sayin it over and over..
      its a little hook, once.. twice is fine.. not 6 .. 7 .. 8 times, now its a bent blunt hook

    • @trevor6048
      @trevor6048 4 года назад +5

      i dont get it lol

    • @payton06072
      @payton06072 4 года назад +8

      Trevor joe rogans moving to spotify lol

    • @ezraprzytyk
      @ezraprzytyk 4 года назад +2

      @@payton06072 yeah he probably knows but why "lighters"

    • @AlertNaradod
      @AlertNaradod 4 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/spk_Jo9WJYQ/видео.html Belarus

  • @BigDub24
    @BigDub24 3 года назад +30

    1:56:26 Joey's bike ride

    • @AmazinglyScherzo
      @AmazinglyScherzo 3 года назад +1

      Hero

    • @BigDub24
      @BigDub24 3 года назад +1

      @Scherzo 🙏

    • @DaDarviD
      @DaDarviD 3 года назад +1

      I was looking for exactly that, so thanks.
      I love the part where he begins to shout around out of nowhere because of people having their dog everywhere with them. 🤣

    • @BigDub24
      @BigDub24 3 года назад +1

      @@DaDarviD that was gold!

    • @21stTrojan
      @21stTrojan 3 года назад +2

      I watched the JRE Toon of that story that’s how I got here. Lol

  • @bigk5746
    @bigk5746 2 года назад

    Best episode of this podcast ever. Love Diaz, Love Rogan.

  • @joebouchedid3385
    @joebouchedid3385 4 года назад +403

    “I called the guy I kidnapped the other night just to check on him see if he is okay” Joey CoCo Diaz

    • @WinmanVideo
      @WinmanVideo 4 года назад +5

      What a guy

    • @docvanilla2004
      @docvanilla2004 4 года назад +3

      Literally read this as he said it, he’s a gift to our species

    • @nrg6245
      @nrg6245 4 года назад

      Jstain I’m smoking on some tremendous reefer

    • @nrg6245
      @nrg6245 4 года назад

      Jstain cheers to you as well, salute as well, drinking some buffalo trace while watching the podcast. Just like they are. Cheers and good health to you and all the people who are good human beings. Gotta love Joey tho, when he says that shit it’s funny as hell. He’s like our long lost grandpa 😂

    • @geraouuu
      @geraouuu 4 года назад

      When does he say this ? anyone down to drop the time link?

  • @subcon959
    @subcon959 4 года назад +365

    Redban is the only guest that talks less than Jamie during the podcast.

    • @Sl1ghtOfHands
      @Sl1ghtOfHands 4 года назад +13

      Even when he is the only guest too

    • @joemeschke
      @joemeschke 4 года назад +26

      Good.

    • @slimmpickens67
      @slimmpickens67 4 года назад +20

      I ain't mad at it!!

    • @ants5233
      @ants5233 4 года назад +48

      PTSD from when he was jamie

    • @listentothedead
      @listentothedead 4 года назад +25

      Do you not remember when he interrupted every guest over and over for a couple hundred episodes? He just read the comments, haha. He used to have Jamie's job.

  • @Indianaparadise
    @Indianaparadise 3 года назад

    13 minutes in finally shows a fast shot of redban 😂😂.

  • @lowbrow_industriez
    @lowbrow_industriez Год назад

    Joey's mom says, "what's going on here?" Lol!

  • @rryyttee
    @rryyttee 4 года назад +385

    There has to be shirt saying 'F*cking tremendous'. I'll buy that. And I'm in god damn Lithuania.

    • @mikeciro8091
      @mikeciro8091 4 года назад +5

      Holy shit, Joey Diaz goes deep in the murky waters dawg

    • @kimjongun2540
      @kimjongun2540 4 года назад

      Jis yra milžiniškas👌😁

    • @rickjamezjr4451
      @rickjamezjr4451 4 года назад +1

      How much you paying omm ill get it done??

    • @tylersims6937
      @tylersims6937 4 года назад +2

      Hello, Lithoguainan.
      I am(& have been since 2008)
      Bobby Tremendous.
      Nice to meet you.

    • @joosepvoolmaa8144
      @joosepvoolmaa8144 4 года назад

      Joey Diaz knows no borders, no limits, simply...tremendous

  • @criscomorees9079
    @criscomorees9079 2 года назад

    Funniest part. Right at the beginning. When they said happy birthday brother. And it's actually my birthday today... Lol

  • @jaysmokin8559
    @jaysmokin8559 3 года назад +1

    This whole podcast is like you're sitting around with your friends with a game on in the background just having a good time talking shit with the king Uncle Joey droppin knowledge redbans laugh Joe's intellect and Jamie's fingers showing us the the real world

  • @jesteravrgjoe2888
    @jesteravrgjoe2888 4 года назад +165

    Uncle Joey is a gift to the world.
    Today, Uncle Joey was Joe’s birthday present. We’re all blessed to have Uncle Joey in our lives.

    • @humbertonavarrete3830
      @humbertonavarrete3830 4 года назад +3

      Joey is not a fucking gift to the world. The world is a worse place thanks to all the drugs he moved and families destroyed.

    • @RaVisions
      @RaVisions 4 года назад +9

      @@humbertonavarrete3830 na man he moved them but someone bought them. They made their choices. Joey is a blessing and has taught me a lot

    • @mikailavos1478
      @mikailavos1478 4 года назад +8

      @Humberto Navarrete you must be fun at parties

    • @ID30394
      @ID30394 4 года назад

      @@humbertonavarrete3830 Sort of like a pkg. Store owner

    • @iseedumbpeople1327
      @iseedumbpeople1327 4 года назад +2

      @Colonyawooloo You think people actually invite that guy to parties.....$#*+
      He’s tha one you give the wrong address to when you are having one to keep him away!!

  • @lifeinstructionsdotnet8767
    @lifeinstructionsdotnet8767 4 года назад +295

    Timestamps / detailed summary (with quotes):
    0:25 Discussing non-alcoholic beer, alcohol and drinking age
    5:47 Joe's thoughts about LA and big cities (Joey: "Ever since the Houston trip you've been a different person")
    7:48 The WACO siege (Joe: "That was a big f...ing deal. There was a standoff with the feds. And there was a guy who thought he was Jesus who was f...ing everybody's wife.").
    12:15 Jamie brings up the Tony Kiritsis incidents, where he kidnapped his own mortgage broker (!)
    17:50 Joe "the government should tell people that they need to take care of their immune systems" Rogan
    26:37 Joey's thoughts about social despair and comedy (Joey: "Right now is not a time to do comedy")
    32:04 Discussing comedy and comedians getting along with each other
    40:52 Talking about Joey's early experience with acting (Joey: "I didn' t know how to f...ing act")
    42:46 Rappers and acting (Joe: "Think about how many high level rappers became high level actors")
    48:49 How covid-19 complicates movie production, according to Joey
    48:56 Joey coughs in Brian's direction (Joe: "Jesus. Joey, you can't cough on Brian").
    50:53 Joe "Michael Yo got a really bad case of the coronavirus" Rogan
    53:14 On Biden's announcement of Kamala Harris as VP (Joe: "They might win. She's a powerful lady")
    1:06:38 Joey's interrogation story
    1:14:21 On Joey's early days in comedy (continues into a long discussion about comedy)
    1:21:17 Joe "the Comedy Store was full of muuurdeeererrs" Rogan (Joe: "It was just murder after murder after murder")
    1:36:24 Joey's "I ate her monkey and she was bleeding" story. Continues into a discussing about sex.
    1:57:47 Joey gets angry at people with dogs in California
    2:00:57 Talking about actors in action movies (Joey: "I'll tell you who's really doing their craft right")
    2:19:54 Talking about cars (including Ron White's 1956 Corvette)
    2:28:22 Joey studied singers and their personas on RUclips, and used it for his comedy
    2:43:21 Joe doesn't like the covid-19 lockdowns
    2:48:45 Discussing fracking and Trump (Joe: "Do you think Trump really has any idea what they're doing when they're fracking?")
    2:58:41 Joey and Joe miss doing comedy on stage. Includes a mention of Bill Burr at 3:00:22
    3:01:25 Discussing whether people should be working during covid-19
    3:12:59 Talking about crocodiles and alligators (and if they can starve to death)
    3:19:16 Joe does a German accent (Joe: "That might be the worst German accent of all time")
    3:21:38 Talking about fast food and Cuban food
    3:27:35 Arizona, covid-19 and churches
    3:31:04 Joe wants Joey to sell a t-shirt that says "You know me, dog" (Joe: "I guarantee you, they'll sell like crazy!")
    Note: I make summaries for every JRE episode on the Joe Rogan sub on Reddit. (Check out the sub if you want). This is a copy:)

  • @M.STAR.MEDIA1
    @M.STAR.MEDIA1 Год назад

    @Joey Diaz, catalytic converters are still hot cakes. I ❤️ love the dynamic here! Make us think, laugh and laugh some more 😆 🤣 😂 ❤️❤️

  • @dominickkhan7554
    @dominickkhan7554 3 года назад +2

    I’m amazed how Diaz just remembers what he was doing exactly on a memorable event.
    I can’t even remember what I did last week😂

  • @earnedkarma3180
    @earnedkarma3180 4 года назад +370

    It doesn’t feel real just yet, but to have these three together is a perfectly imperfect fitting end to an era.....

    • @pt190
      @pt190 4 года назад +14

      I wonder if Joe is gonna have actual guests in studio in Texas

    • @notknowing8978
      @notknowing8978 4 года назад +9

      I think I'm missing something here, what's ending? I know Joe is going to texas, is that it?

    • @philipnovikov2413
      @philipnovikov2413 4 года назад +5

      @@notknowing8978 that's it

    • @ca8281
      @ca8281 4 года назад +8

      @@notknowing8978 Joey is moving back to Jersey as well

    • @titusbramble7403
      @titusbramble7403 4 года назад +41

      Savoy 91 Joey is going to New Jersey, Lee Syatt is going to Milwaukee and Boston so the church will be finishing, Theo Von is going to Nashville and a bunch of others are leaving; seems like the end of the current LA comedy scene.

  • @evanpeltier
    @evanpeltier 4 года назад +2038

    Joey Diaz is the most Italian-American non-Italian ever.

    • @MrWisdom79
      @MrWisdom79 4 года назад +80

      He's definitely a spicy meat ah balla.

    • @judahgonzalez3490
      @judahgonzalez3490 4 года назад +41

      Aye fucko joey karate here

    • @evanpeltier
      @evanpeltier 4 года назад +33

      @@MrWisdom79 Don't be upsetti, eat some spaghetti. 😂😂😂

    • @SandroM_
      @SandroM_ 4 года назад +30

      He’s Cuban

    • @judahgonzalez3490
      @judahgonzalez3490 4 года назад +7

      San D.R.O I forgot about that

  • @PointOfLife333
    @PointOfLife333 3 года назад

    I pissed myself laughing about 6 times during the podcast l!! 🤣😂