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  • Опубликовано: 16 май 2024
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    Sitting down with Uncle Joey.
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  • @brianmcclments7801
    @brianmcclments7801 4 года назад +1907

    Love how Joey never answers a question with a yes or no, he jumps right into a real life example to prove the point he wants to make, straight up wisdom 🙌🏻

    • @sammyviti5510
      @sammyviti5510 4 года назад +21

      Brian McClments except he’s mostly lying

    • @soulfireclash2882
      @soulfireclash2882 3 года назад +81

      Sammy Viti I don’t think he is lying. Pretty much every time he talks about doing some of the shady things he’s done he starts to whisper like he doesn’t want anyone to hear. That’s a reaction to actually do the things he said. Also if he was lying it be hard to remember all the stories he’s told and he always tells the same ones the same way. It’s pretty much impossible to fake all those stories without tripping up if it was a lie.

    • @chrisray1033
      @chrisray1033 3 года назад +7

      Soulfire Clash there’s plenty of examples of him telling the same story two different ways soooo yeah he’s lyin

    • @nxgsit150
      @nxgsit150 3 года назад +23

      @@chrisray1033 he'll add a detail he forgot or something that had nothing to do with the story but painted a picture by adding those details

    • @jdead6009
      @jdead6009 3 года назад +13

      @@chrisray1033 telling the same story different ways without changing the premise is how you know it's real - otherwise give an example where he tells two completely different versions of the same tale

  • @maverickd6214
    @maverickd6214 4 года назад +751

    “He was married for 30 years, he was like 22”
    😂 I love Joey

    • @sthomasond
      @sthomasond 3 года назад +30

      He is consistently so fucking hilarious

    • @htxslimjim8311
      @htxslimjim8311 Год назад +11

      I think he mean he got marry at 22

    • @illkissyourightnow
      @illkissyourightnow Год назад

      married to tha goddamm game *ya Fvckin’ CahkSucka!!!*

    • @Youngrasshopper_
      @Youngrasshopper_ Год назад

      @@htxslimjim8311 nah he didn’t that’s Theo man

    • @ShreddyP-Unit
      @ShreddyP-Unit 7 месяцев назад

      Theres 666 likes on this comment

  • @kieransammon8157
    @kieransammon8157 5 лет назад +883

    Joey: “Lets be honest man...”
    Theo: “your moms hot?”

    • @maltoNitho
      @maltoNitho 4 года назад +82

      Lol! I died at that. “My mom was like a 7.”

    • @fernandovargas5374
      @fernandovargas5374 4 года назад +18

      I honestly didn't know where that conversation was going lol

    • @wadeshanklin2651
      @wadeshanklin2651 4 года назад +42

      "No. My mother was a dirty filthy fucking whore"

    • @rexsanchez4577
      @rexsanchez4577 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂 bro how u gonna ask that to your friend lol

    • @j.l.hegeman300
      @j.l.hegeman300 Год назад

      "No she was a fucking whore" hahahah 😂

  • @jacklyons6502
    @jacklyons6502 5 лет назад +113

    “I’m big into that fatherhood shit. I don’t get high. Well when I do I change my shirt and use some listerine”
    Joey Diaz

  • @drewcifer_420
    @drewcifer_420 5 лет назад +534

    The Louisiana alligator and the New Jersey narwhal

    • @SemajResarf
      @SemajResarf 5 лет назад +12

      boa keeper wtf? Thats gold dude

    • @salmonero6472
      @salmonero6472 5 лет назад +22

      And thats exactly the cartoon they should pitch to Netflix 👍

    • @SemajResarf
      @SemajResarf 5 лет назад +6

      Salmonero amen

    • @Sjordan1496
      @Sjordan1496 5 лет назад +2

      Your a god for this comment ... amazing

    • @dakkefernet8585
      @dakkefernet8585 5 лет назад +5

      NARWHAL LMAO

  • @michaelcomer1645
    @michaelcomer1645 5 лет назад +622

    Theo Von's RUclips comment section is the most positive place on RUclips

    • @Riosgirl98
      @Riosgirl98 5 лет назад +24

      He attracts the best fans, he's one in a billion our Theo....

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 года назад +2

      Yep! That’s just what’s UP😁👍

    • @BulkBrogan.
      @BulkBrogan. 4 года назад +4

      Funkadelic comment sections are fantastic too

    • @rexxdogg9360
      @rexxdogg9360 4 года назад +2

      Probably on all of the interwebs.
      Seriously. So much bs floating around right now..

    • @michaelnewman6936
      @michaelnewman6936 4 года назад +2

      Only surpassed by JBP comments

  • @Che1seabluesdrogba11
    @Che1seabluesdrogba11 4 года назад +463

    Theo looks like he got third place at a rose growing competition.

    • @rcamargo636
      @rcamargo636 4 года назад +14

      😂😂 Type that into king and the sting comments

    • @ericvance2859
      @ericvance2859 3 года назад +1

      Ha!!! That’s REALLY fuckin’ funny, friend. Thanks for the authentic laugh. 🍻

    • @Llyrdriel
      @Llyrdriel 3 года назад +1

      hahahahaha ;-D

    • @ext3rmen8er
      @ext3rmen8er 2 года назад

      Hahahahah nice 😂

    • @tysondouglas4766
      @tysondouglas4766 2 года назад +1

      The only worthwhile gardening competition is Cannabis Cup. That being said I feel like Theo looks like he could be on the podium for that as well

  • @ryanband0
    @ryanband0 4 года назад +514

    Theo is the only podcaster where I don’t skip through the ad reads, he’s one hell of a salesman.

  • @Frank-os6gq
    @Frank-os6gq 5 лет назад +525

    "Black people doing karate? Hows that not a documentary?!"

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 5 лет назад +2

      I don't think there is enough black people who do it to film anything. That's like a native in the MLB or a Asian in the NHL or NFL it's almost non existent

    • @CheeseSpliffs
      @CheeseSpliffs 5 лет назад +1

      Brandon Bassani your dumbass isn’t aware of mma or any competitive karate scenes, is it? Lmaoo You’re one of the few who actually took the shit serious....

    • @gator4458
      @gator4458 5 лет назад +4

      Its called dawg fight

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 4 года назад +3

      Just come watch me kill all these houseflies 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @ceasesp5478
      @ceasesp5478 4 года назад

      Silva

  • @ClockwerkIndustries
    @ClockwerkIndustries 5 лет назад +284

    lol Theo steals car radios not to make money, to bask in the frustration of someone who was mad about driving without their music hahaha

    • @TeHaCe420
      @TeHaCe420 5 лет назад +5

      seemed like he was bulshitting there

    • @ClockwerkIndustries
      @ClockwerkIndustries 5 лет назад +3

      lol probably so, he's really good at making you unsure about the ridiculous shit he says

    • @GS-kj6ur
      @GS-kj6ur 5 лет назад

      He made another joke about it around 40 minutes lol

    • @sourpatch973
      @sourpatch973 5 лет назад

      Raf j even better, he’s clever

    • @ryanband0
      @ryanband0 5 лет назад +4

      That’s how he talks haha. It’s comedy bullshit and the better you are the more difficult it is to tell where the line between bs and reality is. Norm Macdonald is the best at it and I’ve gotten super into Theo lately because it’s that same way. I can listen to him talk forever and ever. Theo will be a household comedy name when people look back in 60 years.
      I listen to them and podcasts n stuff so much I’ve started to fuck with buddies a lot more in conversations and have a quick wit n stuff from watching them and all comedy and podcasts so much.

  • @GonzosSlaps
    @GonzosSlaps 5 лет назад +116

    Theo: "I'd give you 3 forever man"
    Joey: "I love you"
    Theo: "I love you too man"
    That's why these cats are legit! Them Arts be Dark boiii

  • @carynmartin6053
    @carynmartin6053 5 лет назад +213

    People love Theo bc he's non-threatening. He doesn't come across like he thinks he's better than; he's just curious about other ppl's lives. Excellent approach, excellent attitude

    • @docbainl9504
      @docbainl9504 2 года назад +5

      Great observation I want to try and aim to he more like this in life. Listen more talk less and be genuinely interested in people I meet.

    • @sonjamcdonald5646
      @sonjamcdonald5646 Год назад +1

      That was so beautifully said :)

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 10 месяцев назад

      It's far more complex and nuanced than that. Some of its subjectivity some is relatability. Humans are complex once you get down to thinking about it and how they interact with the world and other people.

  • @nutsbutdum
    @nutsbutdum 5 лет назад +691

    The podcast we've all been waiting for. Onward!

  • @wildballistics5149
    @wildballistics5149 5 лет назад +1900

    Theo lookin like a strong lesbian today!

  • @robrunne
    @robrunne Год назад +86

    For a time, my grandmother raised Joey Diaz. And called him one of her own. We consider Joey family. He's one of my uncles. My uncle's consider him their blood brother. He was raised fucked up. He lived all of these stories and was just as fucked up as they're told. But make no mistake. This man is a great husband, and he's a great father to a beautiful little girl. I'm proud to call Joey family. He's a kind, gentle man And I'm grateful everyday that he's as close as he is to us. I love you Uncle Joey

    • @sanseb17
      @sanseb17 8 месяцев назад +2

      That s awesome dude, he s a tremendous specimen of a fella. Must be nice to know you can call someone who’WILL show up for any situation

    • @YCWideawakeFinest252
      @YCWideawakeFinest252 6 месяцев назад +3

      Jealous....i could sit and listen to him talk for 8 hours a day, and i have.

    • @LowkeyRmc
      @LowkeyRmc 2 месяца назад

      Have you met Lee ? 😂

  • @dereksolis3097
    @dereksolis3097 Год назад +134

    To realize joeys daughter will grow up and might watch these podcasts as to how hard Joey is working to be a good dad and not give her the experiences or life he had as a child

    • @tonyelectionfraud669
      @tonyelectionfraud669 Год назад +11

      he's got the fully grown one too that he wasn't around for that gets to watch from the sidelines as well

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Год назад +7

      @@tonyelectionfraud669 lmao they cant all be winners

    • @phumgwatenagala6606
      @phumgwatenagala6606 Год назад +7

      @@tonyelectionfraud669 sadly, I imagine she will only watch after he’s dead, then she’ll be left with the regret of not meeting him since he truly reformed

  • @GARZA_ICMG
    @GARZA_ICMG 5 лет назад +946

    These guys are therapy for me, been struggling with blow and booze for the last year and been going good for two weeks so far. Just the start, but these guys both got it together after dropping the habits...using them as a motivating factor
    *update* was clean before the pandemic for a few months, then all of a sudden I couldn’t hang out with my supportive friends anymore and isolation brought it back out and worse. Mainly the drinking not the blow, but I’m on 8weeks sober all over again as of today. Appreciate y’all, GANG GANG!
    As of 10/14/22 I’ve drank 4 times in a whole year, each time reminded me my body just hates it lol. Never became a cycle again thank God but currently I’m down 15 lbs hitting the gym, taking care of male pattern balding successfully and it would not be possible if I was that same man. It’s so worth having control of yourself
    12/6/2022 still going strong, now down 27lbs, I sleep undisturbed through the night and my thinking is so clear really nothing overwhelms me. For anyone considering it I’m 32 now, but at my 21yo weight and health. In only a year of quitting drinking and taking care of myself!
    2/1/23. AND STILLLLLLLLLLL going strong now down to 215. I appreciate everyone’s support! Theo, hope you see this. We love you dawg!!
    5/4/23 and STILLLLLLL! Free of that bullshit, now down to 195lbs. Besides exercise and eating habits I highly suggest everyone listen to Hemi Sync (intro to focus 10) meditations as it’s an easy way to reset and re evaluate your life from a Birds Eye non biased view. You’ll call your own bullshit like this!
    8/3/2023 still going strong boys. Ley take away of this whole ride wasn’t that I was addicted to alcohol or even just using it for anxiety. I realized the anxiety was assumed because of a self image issue and lack of self worth. I had to dig deep and remind myself of all the gods things I knew myself to be including what other people have always complimented me on. None of it mattered if I didn’t believe it. I encourage everyone to re establish their identity (not circumstances) with themselves!
    12/22/2023 Still staying healthy, put on some muscle and focusing on hobbies i like, learning some new things to stay busy and keeping the mind elastic. Ending the year strong, i want to tell each and every one of you thank you for support, and to love yourself! You are worth it, any struggle to improve yourself is just growing pains and the reward is immeasurable. Love Y'all!

    • @2k1lex
      @2k1lex 5 лет назад +33

      I dont usually do this stuff but good job b keep it up

    • @BeanDip209
      @BeanDip209 5 лет назад +11

      Been there brotha, i wish when i was struggling with the pow i had these guys to listen too and compare bullshit with in a sense, good job tho mayne.

    • @kevinlewis7882
      @kevinlewis7882 5 лет назад +11

      Good luck man ,hang in there

    • @cmario510
      @cmario510 5 лет назад +10

      I was there a couple years ago bro, someone suggested cbd oil when I get that anxiety/itch and it helped me a lot. Stay strong dude!

    • @DUshawn69
      @DUshawn69 5 лет назад +11

      It's great to hear real things from real people. trust me I've been there it's only up from where you are at, hang in there my friend. I know it's hard to see the light at the end of tunnel but trust me once your there nothing feels as good.

  • @frankpizza1596
    @frankpizza1596 5 лет назад +312

    damn theo with the floral leg hittas

    • @TheCeltic1001
      @TheCeltic1001 5 лет назад +11

      Andrew Fowler bruh’s knees tryna be some kind of florist

    • @TheBornnaked
      @TheBornnaked 5 лет назад +7

      He found that saved by the Bell wardrobe closet and jacked Zach Morris’ outfits brah

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 5 лет назад +6

      This era is gonna be compared to the 80's as far as shitty fashion goes

    • @zanethekeymasterr
      @zanethekeymasterr 5 лет назад

      Les Diquens every era has its sects if shitty fashion

    • @cakepie3558
      @cakepie3558 5 лет назад +2

      Trying to attract those killa hittas to sting Brendan Shuabs face .

  • @jaimemendez8098
    @jaimemendez8098 3 года назад +46

    There is something when Joey gets serious and speaks from the heart about the love he has for his real friends

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones 5 лет назад +465

    "Do they have black people in Cuba?" -Theo
    "That's where they were invented!" -Joey
    Hahaha!

    • @closer20jc
      @closer20jc 2 года назад +4

      @@Mike-sp4iz by other blacks

    • @docbainl9504
      @docbainl9504 2 года назад

      Oh sorry I had Cuba mistaken for Africa 🤣🤣

    • @Archonsx
      @Archonsx 2 года назад +2

      that’s what joe rogan failed to do, but then again i never found rogan funny, or related to comedy at all

  • @genethetimemachine5514
    @genethetimemachine5514 5 лет назад +259

    Theo's lookin like he could be a deer hunter, a skateboarder, a rapper, and a prisoner. All at the same time. Interesting cat..I mean *Interesting RAT.

    • @kasiecastleberry
      @kasiecastleberry 5 лет назад +9

      Hahaaa! 🗣"MC No Ollie P. Swayze" filling ya ear holes up like Master Splinter. #UndergroundWisdom #HeAintGOINGBack

    • @genethetimemachine5514
      @genethetimemachine5514 5 лет назад +2

      @@kasiecastleberry Lmao

    • @genethetimemachine5514
      @genethetimemachine5514 5 лет назад +3

      He took the video down of me saying he was looking like a young Patrick Swayze haha. Darnit..he really did in that clip.

    • @krookiemonster2673
      @krookiemonster2673 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe a long boarder lmao

    • @stephenwilliams3949
      @stephenwilliams3949 5 лет назад +2

      @@genethetimemachine5514 I saw that this AM. I was like "damn... way too soon for swayze ref..?"

  • @ganjenzed7855
    @ganjenzed7855 5 лет назад +1912

    Theo is dressed like a homosexual couples adopted 9yo Dutch boy

  • @tylersherman9280
    @tylersherman9280 4 года назад +109

    Theo is dressed like Ellen DeGeneres’ bi-curious brother.

  • @Brock_Corb
    @Brock_Corb 5 лет назад +407

    Jesus christ can you imagine having Joey diaz for a father....

    • @rxyanryxan3585
      @rxyanryxan3585 4 года назад +64

      You'd probably grow up better than you did with your dad lol.

    • @tw4898
      @tw4898 4 года назад +1

      Rxyan Ryxan AYYYYYOOO

    • @jaimeandresgalloparra6854
      @jaimeandresgalloparra6854 4 года назад +22

      Why is Uncle Joey not a permanent character in always sunny?? He's perfect as Frank's best friend or something!!!

    • @isaiahcorona6198
      @isaiahcorona6198 4 года назад

      Rxyan Ryxan definitely my case

    • @kianadyson
      @kianadyson 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, he's like my dad. I love and respect my Father so much.

  • @derekharmon2242
    @derekharmon2242 5 лет назад +298

    Looks like the rat king has been shopping with bee sting

    • @blankurtis
      @blankurtis 5 лет назад

      Derek Harmon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 5 лет назад +9

      Those pants are wayyyy too loose for the beekeeper

    • @Kid871
      @Kid871 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @xanderdean02able
      @xanderdean02able 5 лет назад

      Good fucking call. That Rottweiler

    • @SitKid721
      @SitKid721 5 лет назад

      I’m glad I’m not the only one that was thinking that

  • @kingneckbeard5293
    @kingneckbeard5293 5 лет назад +117

    Theo’s pants match the Farley painting

  • @RosettaVega
    @RosettaVega 4 года назад +262

    Man, you guys have been there for me during the rough time I'm having right now. Thanks for making my heart hurt less.

  • @shawnotrimble964
    @shawnotrimble964 Год назад +34

    This is one of the greatest podcast episodes I've ever heard in my life.

    •  3 месяца назад

      Ok. As you can tell, nobody cares about your opinion.

    • @shawnotrimble964
      @shawnotrimble964 3 месяца назад

      I love you bitch

  • @PordanBJeterson
    @PordanBJeterson 5 лет назад +1188

    Uncle Joey should have been cast as Thanos rather than Josh Brolin.

  • @LegacyFarmandFiber
    @LegacyFarmandFiber 5 лет назад +345

    Man I just gotta say, the theo fans here are really good people. Love yall

    • @eythemischief4148
      @eythemischief4148 5 лет назад +14

      Right back at you dog, we a family.

    • @SensitiveShellCollector
      @SensitiveShellCollector 5 лет назад +6

      Love you too playa

    • @Riosgirl98
      @Riosgirl98 5 лет назад +4

      Theo appreciation society fo sho, 💚☘

    • @kendossendos9300
      @kendossendos9300 5 лет назад +11

      You wanna split this plum?

    • @plaguex1
      @plaguex1 5 лет назад +3

      Peace love and enlightenment. What Theo is about and also Joey and the church.

  • @insertsomethin
    @insertsomethin 4 года назад +18

    Two of the realest, genuine, and goodhearted people right here. I love you both. Theo, Joey, you guys are the best!

  • @paradigmprimeproductions1008
    @paradigmprimeproductions1008 3 года назад +24

    Theo von is my therapy. Somehow I walk away from each Theo podcast more emotionally mature.

  • @aksel1405
    @aksel1405 5 лет назад +85

    “Its a 50/50 chance with a Haitian” lol

  • @HoustonJoe4
    @HoustonJoe4 5 лет назад +220

    I love observing how much Theo respects Joey, and it's very cool to see Joey really listen and respect Theo. IE: the cuba conversation.

    • @maryallison0509
      @maryallison0509 4 года назад +12

      Joe Edwards
      Agreed!!! It makes me feel even worse about the podcast that Bill Burr was on. He had absolutely no respect or care at all for Theo. But not Joey. I’ve never seen him cut people down on any podcast same with Theo. They both seem like just people who recognize a genuine side of people. But Burr was just interested in cutting Theo down at every word he said. I think Joey being a Dad really helped him to see the nicer gentler side of things. They feel similar to each other on opposite ends of the spectrum. Joey the guy who cleaned up his lifestyle and attitude and Theo is working on doing the same. I love’em both.

    • @josephsaunders8618
      @josephsaunders8618 9 месяцев назад

      I wish Theo would watch this video. 😢 I think he would love it 😢

  • @celo85
    @celo85 3 года назад +12

    39:50 Theo drops a funny bit and also ties in the fact people are driving around silently because their stereos were stolen 😂

  • @sonicheadfuck
    @sonicheadfuck 5 лет назад +11

    Love it when Joey starts getting right in to it around 50 mins. There's always something to learn when he gets in this headspace. Great attitude to have.

  • @krypto-noob397
    @krypto-noob397 5 лет назад +124

    Hi to the peeps scrolling the comments. Have a great day .STAY KRYPTIC YO.!!!

  • @TrevorWallace
    @TrevorWallace 5 лет назад +307

    53:30 Joey dropping all facts

    • @Boston033
      @Boston033 3 года назад +4

      Fuck yea

    • @ethansilvestre2600
      @ethansilvestre2600 3 года назад +5

      Aye brudda brudda what’s good wally

    • @BuhBaSam
      @BuhBaSam 3 года назад +10

      The fact you like uncle Joey makes me respect you much more

    • @TheoVon
      @TheoVon  3 года назад +145

      gang

    • @jerryblainii1208
      @jerryblainii1208 2 года назад +5

      Gang gang brother

  • @102tjack
    @102tjack 5 лет назад +12

    "if you're Cuban and you take a DNA test you ain't gonna like the results" 😂😂😂😂

  • @talonman1825
    @talonman1825 4 года назад +28

    1:20:32 Joey: In Cuba, that's where black people were *INVENTED*
    TREMENDOUS

  • @JenManning371
    @JenManning371 5 лет назад +199

    I was in the audience during Joey's Netflix taping in Vegas on June 4th. It was an amazing show. It gets me down to think Joey won't film another special. Joey's work deserves to be put in stone and not only does he deserve it, we deserve to have a full hour special of Joey's work. Love you uncle Joey

    • @robertoross3061
      @robertoross3061 5 лет назад +3

      Jennifer Manning do you have any idea when that special will be on Netflix?

    • @JenManning371
      @JenManning371 5 лет назад +5

      @@robertoross3061 the fall

    • @gleenfales
      @gleenfales 5 лет назад

      30th i believe

    • @gleenfales
      @gleenfales 5 лет назад +1

      Why do you feel he won't film another special?

    • @getfunnyordiebombing
      @getfunnyordiebombing 5 лет назад +3

      Glenn Fales listen to this podcast

  • @glight23
    @glight23 5 лет назад +193

    When you leave the JRE podcast with guest star Neil Degrasse Tyson... To come over and get that NASTY HITTAH with Theo and Coco!!! ONWARD!! 🍕&🍺!

    • @hhcdfhngdzjjbf579
      @hhcdfhngdzjjbf579 5 лет назад +11

      Then slide on over to bert on your moms house podcast. Perfect for listening to all night at work

    • @shizzychris
      @shizzychris 5 лет назад +8

      I watched Bert’s right after Tyson’s and now this. What a great day.

    • @luistinajera
      @luistinajera 5 лет назад

      @@lickit8096 you mad bcs the earth isn't flat

    • @dougmaradiaga4878
      @dougmaradiaga4878 5 лет назад +1

      Did da same shit...Tyson just too much with da knowledge

    • @lewis6590
      @lewis6590 5 лет назад +1

      Bert is the first comedian where I've realized I just like him as a person before I found him funny. And as a guy who's kinda fat and does not do enough exercise he's a huge inspiration (sadly).

  • @omahatravis8928
    @omahatravis8928 5 лет назад +32

    Dude there are so many comedy gems that just go under the radar in everything Theo does. "Oh you know you're gonna get robbed if someones crouchin" lmaooo just outta nowhere 😂

  • @spiralOut13
    @spiralOut13 5 лет назад +44

    If the whole podcast was Theo reading advertisements I would still watch and lmao.

  • @braydendulaney6322
    @braydendulaney6322 5 лет назад +304

    Theo seems more like he's 28 rather than 38.

    • @bh5817
      @bh5817 5 лет назад +7

      Brayden Dulaney damn you just blew my mind

    • @Sugarskulls_forever
      @Sugarskulls_forever 5 лет назад +10

      Holy crap I had to look that up lol He's really dabblin in dem dark arts! lol

    • @FkPVentura
      @FkPVentura 5 лет назад +12

      That’s what ya look like when you’re children free

    • @podcastparlor4128
      @podcastparlor4128 5 лет назад

      10 years ain't shit

    • @mattvarvorski
      @mattvarvorski 2 года назад +2

      @@podcastparlor4128 bullshit lmao. Think about 48 to 58 or 18 to 28. Huge difference

  • @ScubaSteve3560
    @ScubaSteve3560 5 лет назад +161

    Yes finally brotha! Uncle Joey in tha house

  • @CarlosIvanMarquez
    @CarlosIvanMarquez 5 лет назад +11

    That was a beautiful episode. You gotta love Joey Diaz!

  • @fbodyguy46
    @fbodyguy46 5 лет назад +7

    The only podcast where I don't fast forward the ads because you always make them interesting and fun

  • @YooDabbaDabbaSquad
    @YooDabbaDabbaSquad 5 лет назад +389

    Brendan set Theo up with tgat outfit haha😂😂

  • @Velcrostraps
    @Velcrostraps 5 лет назад +38

    theo von out here with those daisy denims, you know those garden garments, those real plant pant hittas boi! gang gang! onward!

  • @ftmrebel7500
    @ftmrebel7500 5 лет назад +15

    Every man, young or old, should hear this podcast.

  • @kaseylee8596
    @kaseylee8596 2 года назад +2

    I love friendships like these and I love seeing men who aren’t shy about telling their friends that they love them 👏

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 5 лет назад +370

    I like Joey like this. Sometimes, on his podcasts, he’s TOO high. Here, he’s clear, and you can really appreciate his exaggerations and rants. His balls are connected to his heart, apparently. 🤣

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 5 лет назад +15

      0 MuRillO damn fool you thirsty Lol 😀, has that ever worked before?

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 5 лет назад +38

      0 MuRillO I’m going to have to go with a NO.

    • @DriveByGuy
      @DriveByGuy 5 лет назад +13

      0 MuRillO clowned

    • @SiempreAlgoLoco
      @SiempreAlgoLoco 5 лет назад +14

      His podcast have gotten better. He even admits that him and lee were going toooo deep.

    • @Zzzinnn
      @Zzzinnn 5 лет назад +7

      He’s always high man. He’s high here.

  • @chillin0715
    @chillin0715 5 лет назад +181

    Thanks for dropping this episode. It has been a rough week and this really is an uplifting bonus to the week.

    • @OCIN53
      @OCIN53 5 лет назад +15

      chillin0715 keep ya chin up brotha

    • @alexlamb6964
      @alexlamb6964 5 лет назад +8

      Hang in there, like a doctor!

    • @FooMantis
      @FooMantis 5 лет назад +5

      Dude, I'm sayin'. Rogan had Chuck Palahniuk yesterday, and then this today. Good shit.

    • @h0tar
      @h0tar 5 лет назад +2

      Don't forget about the Christ Killa himself at the Steebee Weebee podcast: ruclips.net/video/9OQiCo5XEBY/видео.html , its been a great week for podcasts!

    • @benaustin9135
      @benaustin9135 5 лет назад +6

      You gotta make next week you’re bitch! With ya nutsack in ya hand brotha! Lol just know and think about this, I don’t even know ya, but I love ya. How bout that? Much love my friend, you have a great day!

  • @perennialxennial
    @perennialxennial 5 лет назад +8

    Theo and Coco are my favorite guests on Rogan. To see them on one podcast is awesome.

  • @adammunguia3452
    @adammunguia3452 5 лет назад +2

    Theo And Joeys Friendship Is Real Mad Respect ✊🏽✊🏽

  • @TheSchmuel
    @TheSchmuel 5 лет назад +29

    When I was a boy, my Grandma had those same pants... She passed away (God rest her soul, and we gave her clothes to Goodwill... I swear to you all that Theo Von is wearing my dead Grandmother's pants... This is amazing! Theo- take care of those pants.

    • @melissaattaway7426
      @melissaattaway7426 Год назад +1

      I left a comment earlier talking about how Theo put those pants on and rolled all over the Chris Farley painting in the background before it dried. I stand corrected. It was your granny that rolled on it... Rest easy S Rogers grandma.
      Cheers from Alabama.
      Melissa's husband, Chris.

  • @terranzero2670
    @terranzero2670 5 лет назад +22

    "Her GPS is the lord" hahahaha!!! Thank you theo!

  • @christopherevers21
    @christopherevers21 4 года назад +4

    theo is the best salesmen ever! the towel add needs to be on every station in the world

  • @MindFlowersDotNet
    @MindFlowersDotNet 2 года назад +5

    I got to see Joey Diaz live a few years back and he destroyed- absolutely owned a packed auditorium.
    I can’t wait to see Theo live sometime.

  • @olivervelazquez430
    @olivervelazquez430 5 лет назад +311

    Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn't know anything about the STARS of death!!! #THECHURCH

    • @robertrush9950
      @robertrush9950 5 лет назад +3

      Oliver Velazquez Truth!

    • @adamgalpin08
      @adamgalpin08 5 лет назад +1

      Oliver Velazquez hilarious! Joey Diaz has to have him on

    • @robotjeans
      @robotjeans 5 лет назад

      haha

    • @WTFSt0n3d
      @WTFSt0n3d 5 лет назад +1

      that would be an amazing service. Tyson aka MC Squared for the next church and give him some stars boi

    • @jez443
      @jez443 5 лет назад

      Giraffe Juice 😆🤣😂

  • @5portfreak
    @5portfreak 5 лет назад +153

    I think Theo has been hanging around Schaub too much with those pants.

    • @rain73ful
      @rain73ful 5 лет назад +1

      His pants are cute! What are you talking about? Schaub's pants are too tight.

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin 5 лет назад +3

      He's wearing one of his shirts for pants.

    • @dandan6778
      @dandan6778 5 лет назад

      I think stevie starlight left his floral hittas

    • @lntoTheSunset
      @lntoTheSunset 5 лет назад +1

      Shaowb

    • @lencrowley6984
      @lencrowley6984 5 лет назад

      Honestly the pants are fly af but not with that shirt !!

  • @johnwatkins2028
    @johnwatkins2028 4 года назад +4

    I hate the fact that this podcast ends.
    I could listen two these guys for days 😂

  • @rustyjac2806
    @rustyjac2806 4 года назад +4

    I love Joey. I really enjoy him more calm. This is my favorite podcast version of Joey ha

  • @ScubaSteve3560
    @ScubaSteve3560 5 лет назад +50

    Going deep in them murky waters today!

  • @dannykingston6495
    @dannykingston6495 5 лет назад +110

    The 4 Horsemen of Inspiration - Joey Diaz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr.

    • @robertrush9950
      @robertrush9950 5 лет назад +5

      Danny Kingston you forgot Doug Stanhope

    • @robertrush9950
      @robertrush9950 5 лет назад +4

      Danny Kingston and Tom Segura

    • @ptmac333
      @ptmac333 5 лет назад +6

      Duncan trussel

    • @kenXdawg
      @kenXdawg 5 лет назад +25

      Rogan's stand up is fucking trash yo but I do enjoy his podcasts.

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 лет назад +3

      Duncan, Stanhope, Bert, Tom, Ari, + Whitney

  • @edaplum
    @edaplum 4 года назад +2

    Favourite duo ever, binged every vid of them together

  • @kraftmayo
    @kraftmayo 5 лет назад +25

    Theo's hair reminds me of Kevin Bacon in 1984

  • @sarahholt625
    @sarahholt625 5 лет назад +20

    Theo is such a sweetheart, I love how open he is.

  • @jedipsy
    @jedipsy 5 лет назад +10

    "Her GPS is the Lord bruh" 😂 Theo dropping comedy nuggets all up in here yo, GANG GANG

  • @pokenomad6855
    @pokenomad6855 Год назад +1

    Great convo, appreciate you guys

  • @ZachBlakk
    @ZachBlakk 2 года назад +4

    Super enjoyed this! The wild stories and history of Joey is unreal. Of course, love Theo and his sincerity and uniqueness. These 2 are legends

  • @RyanLaw23
    @RyanLaw23 5 лет назад +52

    Joey ' you only make a few good decisions in life' Diaz

    • @wesleybynum5461
      @wesleybynum5461 5 лет назад +2

      Minelaw23x that must be my middle name. Onward

    • @robertrush9950
      @robertrush9950 5 лет назад +2

      Joey smokes weed everyday. That's alot of good decisions. Onward

  • @thomasstrider7366
    @thomasstrider7366 5 лет назад +33

    Theo lookin like he was dressed by Stevie Starlight

  • @smokinghot5373
    @smokinghot5373 5 лет назад +3

    It's unbelievable how much value you give us. This is extraordinary, thank you!

  • @charlesprice8399
    @charlesprice8399 7 месяцев назад +2

    Nothing but respect and love for these two gentlemen. Two genuinely beautiful souls!

  • @ChickenTuesday
    @ChickenTuesday 5 лет назад +23

    Theo looking Rocket Power at the beginning

    • @MotoBuilds
      @MotoBuilds 5 лет назад

      Haha looks like twister aka Maurice

  • @sibe6096
    @sibe6096 5 лет назад +250

    They should make a new Police Academy movie with Diaz, Theo, Rogan, De'lia, Bob Cat, Pauley Shore, Bobby Lee, etc......

  • @PaullyWallnuts
    @PaullyWallnuts 5 лет назад +1

    I wasnt ready for the painting, truly amazing.

  • @Beaupre68
    @Beaupre68 4 года назад +1

    I could listen to you two talk for hours on end. Loved this episode. My two favorite comics just bullshiting, the best!

  • @senornihilist186
    @senornihilist186 5 лет назад +47

    Wish Lee was on this even if its just in the background saying .."church" randomly 😂

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 5 лет назад +7

      Manuel Romero I wish Lee was there getting higher than a motherfucker on those "Stars of Death" edibles, giggling like a little school girl!🙅

    • @Isejankhonojanem
      @Isejankhonojanem 5 лет назад

      Not at all

    • @Sup3rManolo
      @Sup3rManolo 5 лет назад

      Hey bro where are you from? We've got exactly the same name hah. Andalusia here.

    • @gmb7200
      @gmb7200 5 лет назад +1

      Sometimes it's nice to hear a conversation where they don't have to constantly cater to Lee's innocence and childish naivety.
      Lee has his moments and he has a heart of gold, but he's such a m scared little Jew all the time

  • @nicholasbovio7031
    @nicholasbovio7031 5 лет назад +5

    I’ve seen you grow like wildfire, brother. I’ll never forget the time you felt anxious to interview people. You’re killing it. Great podcast!

  • @mcminn94
    @mcminn94 4 года назад +17

    " my mum's like a 7 or an 8 " 😂😂😂 I'm done !!

  • @Rocky-oq9cy
    @Rocky-oq9cy 2 года назад +5

    I just realized that Joey and Theo are like the same person that just grew up in different places. Both of them had a CRAZY time growing up. Both of them had extreme drug problems. Both of them managed to turn that crazy life around and make something out of it. Every time I see Joey or Theo I think to myself "How...? How did someone that deep manage to turn their life around?" It's honestly inspirational. They both said to themselves "If I don't do anything I'm not going to go anywhere." and picked themselves off the cocaine ridden bathroom floor, put on their vests and told themselves "Fuck you." because they didn't like who they were. It takes strength to do something like that.

  • @rudyortega483
    @rudyortega483 5 лет назад +17

    Love the 'risk' taking jokes always coming from Theo, 'dipping the toe into that lake water'

  • @kasiecastleberry
    @kasiecastleberry 5 лет назад +39

    *ALSO - Can confirm:* The Acteon towels are my shhhyaat 🙌🏼.. If you're into crossfit/mowing lawns with hills/hippie-cult sweat lodgin' - that towel will soak up every fluid oz. of humid demon you've got spilling out. Trust 👌🏼.

    • @krookiemonster2673
      @krookiemonster2673 5 лет назад +3

      Does it work well with love juice?

    • @kasiecastleberry
      @kasiecastleberry 5 лет назад +12

      🤚🏼 Palm sauce?? I don't see why not, man. It's gotta beat your stepdad's old Audiovox t-shirt.

    • @krookiemonster2673
      @krookiemonster2673 5 лет назад +1

      Wana hang oout?

    • @lucrative11
      @lucrative11 5 лет назад +1

      Lol Kasie, you kill me every time, haha

    • @ayoutubechannul
      @ayoutubechannul 5 лет назад +1

      @@kasiecastleberry bravo Kasie hahah

  • @docholiday7087
    @docholiday7087 5 лет назад +2

    Love u Theo
    Love u Joey
    This podcast episode made my day. Appreciate y'all.

  • @etzioauditore3043
    @etzioauditore3043 2 года назад +5

    Joey you’re never gonna read this but I wanna thank you so much for talking about your daughter man. I’m going through the same thing w my son right now and I’ve been really needing someone to say this out loud so I can improve as a father. Love you coco

  • @thomasminarchickjr.7355
    @thomasminarchickjr.7355 5 лет назад +7

    Uncle Joey is a (inter)national treasure! Theo watches and listens to him like that crazy uncle that you can’t wait to hear stories from. The best

  • @akaSheilaalien
    @akaSheilaalien 5 лет назад +19

    Joey either whispers or murders ears, no inbetween

  • @josephevans5268
    @josephevans5268 5 лет назад +1

    These guys are in my top 5 favorite standup comics. They both have a genuine vibe about them.

  • @crazymonkey12967
    @crazymonkey12967 5 лет назад +1

    Great episode Theo! Y'all got awesome chemistry, god bless!

  • @LifeAccordingToMatt
    @LifeAccordingToMatt 5 лет назад +5

    Uncle Joey on top for as usual. I'd love to have half the wisdom he's got and 1 10th of the stories would keep me entertained forever

  • @maxdalton1972
    @maxdalton1972 5 лет назад +3

    Theo, I could listen to you two talk to each other everyday. This is now one of my favourite podcasts of all time, no boring shit, just great from star to end. The end segment where Joey was saying how much he likes you was one of the most honest things I've ever seen on the tube of you. If you ever find yourself in Scotland then I owe you a few good whisky's.

  • @richardhsuh
    @richardhsuh Год назад +6

    Bro how g keeps referencing back to how people were driving down the street w no music is hilarious

  • @paulamalone2107
    @paulamalone2107 5 лет назад +1

    Great Show. Thank you both for being so honest

  • @BKBobbyDigital
    @BKBobbyDigital 5 лет назад +6

    2 of the most inspiring people in comedy who continually motivate others

  • @AlexanderGriff
    @AlexanderGriff 5 лет назад +4

    Not gunna lie , i shed a tear near the ending. What a good friendship.

  • @coryjackson7937
    @coryjackson7937 5 лет назад +1

    Hell yeah! Diaz and Von. You guys keep our spirits up. Appreciate Coco and the Hitter!!!

  • @DeKosta
    @DeKosta 5 лет назад +1

    Uncle Joey is powerful and your podcast Theo is great i really enjoyed this one!