The Howard Johnson shit is real...I grew up medium poor, once a year my parents would take me to see my dad's parents in the middle of nowhere Mississippi, some real red dirt shit....we would stay at the Howard Johnson in town....heated pool, room service, it was like going to the fucking Hilton...
Yo. Joey is just radiating with light! I am absolutely loving his health journey. Mentally and spiritually. keep up the good work, brother, God sees you.
My brother in law is a massive human. He goes to the buffets and you can see the owners and managers just sweating bullets. He goes and eats 200 shrimp
In La we have a shakeys pizza that have a all you can eat buffet… I thought it would be smart to go there when it opens. I was wrong. There was a massive guy who kept eating all the pizzas. Then when they would bring a new one out and he would fill his plate with more. He was pissing me off
nah you just told us you dont watch him he does everything to not get his leg swol and always puts them up everytime he goes to bed for over 20 years every day he says
@@davideojockey6237that's not how that works. Atherosclerosis or diabetes doesn't care if you have your feet up. Diabetes: Guy put his feet up. Atherosclerosis: lol
It's hard for me to see Uncle Joey getting old. He's been a huge part of my life. Helped me stay on the up and up. Me and him had a very similar life. Appreciate this man while we still have him.
Everyone gets old. Joey got me through the COVID lockdown and I'll be forever grateful for all the laughs and encouragement during that time. Nobody makes me laugh harder. Love you Joey❤
I live in East Tennessee and see this every time I go to Wal Mart. Everyone is obese… usually a few zooming around on the disabled people carts. It’s soul crushing. Humanity is doomed.
look at RUclips videos from the 80s. Concerts, classrooms etc, the amount of overweight people were at a minimum. Look at today 80% of people are complete messes. Put them on the front cover of the Sports Illustrated swim suit edition because ITS THE NORM.
Joey and Theo together, just shooting the shit about anything, is what the world needs. Lets get these two on a pod regularly.... the Church of This Past Weekend
1:41 I luv when theo tells a joke and tries 2 act like it wasn’t a joke but he can’t hold his laugh and breaks . like u can tell he thought of the gay watermelon line but broke once he said it out loud lmao
I forgot my phone on my trip to SF. So I really felt like I was in the early 2000s. Thinking this was how EVERYONE was and we had no problem. It really made me more patient with everything and more into the moment. No to mention noticing everyone on their phone. Felt good to enjoy the ferry with PURE THOUGHTS.
“He was a real susceptible fella”😭
Too quick wit it
It travels through the air
He inhaled leprosy
Me
I died lmfao
Joey’s lookin good, much healthier.
Yeah he's down like 20 lbs at least since I seen him last
Lookin like a docta
thanks to Wegovy
Ozempic!
i bet he drinks AG1
“What’s the place with the chocolate fountain?"
"Uh ohh …. Memphis"😂😂
These two are marvelous.
That's such a deep seated joke Memphis is where like all of the most ratchet black people have been flowing out of for the last 30 years.
Oh uhh not uh ohh🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🖕🏿
Bro said “they be approving everything, menthol bread pudding” 😂😂😂😂
Mental 😂😂
In the ghetto 😅😂
That’s the one that got me too! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want to try that
Joey and Theo are probably one of the best natural comedy duos right now. When these 2 meet it's always a riot.
Yeah it's like Rogan and Diaz back in the days, just that Rogan has become a snoozefest guy
The Howard Johnson shit is real...I grew up medium poor, once a year my parents would take me to see my dad's parents in the middle of nowhere Mississippi, some real red dirt shit....we would stay at the Howard Johnson in town....heated pool, room service, it was like going to the fucking Hilton...
Medium poor lol😂💀
@@tiffanybalcazar6531I know exactly what they mean too, haha!
Same way cause my parents were gamblers.
@Tenxents snow flake
Medium poor is the most relatable shit
The leprosy line killed me.
Scurvy
Joey's right, I went to a Chinese buffet last month and I looked around and my faith in humanity plummeted
black people, and overweight white people love those buffets
The ones with the hibachi still hit but not how they used to back in the day
It's how I feel when I look around when I'm in Planet Fitness. 😂
😂😂😅
@@Nuphs8buffets are disgusting. Go to your local buffet and tell me what you see
They all had a diabetic foot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saw a female with one and kept laughing cuz of Joey haha
Hilarious 😢😂
Ankle as wide as they necks
Peter Griffin lookin ah
Sugar foot.
Bro I used to work with a guy who had gout so bad his wife would drive him to the pub while he was sat in the boot
Special pickles and gay watermelon? 🤣 for only $2
Black puddin, Reeboks on sale… 😂
7×2=14 =5
Premier edition 😂
@Reishira-ln73ks Special pickles = special math
Malon lol
He compared buffets to prohibition speakeazy's lmfaooo
That shit killed me
“Here is a good mortician” hahaha
GALLOWS HUMOR BUT WITTY
Two of those rare MF's that walk around with their clip full 24/7.
“Don Fattingly” 😂😂
legit fucking read this comment when he said it😂😂
Yo. Joey is just radiating with light! I am absolutely loving his health journey. Mentally and spiritually. keep up the good work, brother, God sees you.
My brother in law is a massive human. He goes to the buffets and you can see the owners and managers just sweating bullets. He goes and eats 200 shrimp
WE EAT SO MANY SHRIMP
I GOT IODINE POISONING 🗣️🗣️🗣️
In La we have a shakeys pizza that have a all you can eat buffet…
I thought it would be smart to go there when it opens. I was wrong. There was a massive guy who kept eating all the pizzas. Then when they would bring a new one out and he would fill his plate with more. He was pissing me off
Fatso they call em
Is he single?
Please make a video.
He said if he sees a diabetic foot in a restaurant he’s gotta go. What in the actual… Hahaha
The diabetic foot in a restaurant is the modern day equivalent of a dead canary in a coal mine
@@andrewp.4609 Being from and in West Virginia, I can’t tell you how solid a comment that is.🏆
@@andrewp.4609same as a dead animal in a stream lol don’t drink that!
everything is hilarious when Uncle Joey is on!
That fuckin uh country crock 😂
Country cock!!!
Margarine
Maybe he was thinking of "old country buffet "
@@snicklesnockle7263 country crock butter if you know the old packaging of it, it has resemblance of a cracker barrel sign
@@edp3202 You just gave me a Margraine
Menthol bread pudding lmao that’s some creative shit
It’s actually the literal opposite of creative. It’s shit.
@@ChideNorms nah you're wrong it's creative shit
@Tenxents huh?
@@ChideNorms more creative than your art or that fruity ass haircut lmao
@Tenxents don’t worry y’all. He does this on EVERY body’s comment. He’s a miserable ❄️❄️. WE CAN SEE ALL YOUR COMMENTS💀💀 stop the 🧢🧢🎓🎓🎩🎓🎓🧢🎩
Joeys ankles for sure are purple bruh
bros feet probably look insane
Crazy how hes talking considering how nasty tjat man look
@@kf1416he used to joke about his f*cked up toe, how it had fungus and was ingrown and a hangnail
nah you just told us you dont watch him he does everything to not get his leg swol and always puts them up everytime he goes to bed for over 20 years every day he says
@@davideojockey6237that's not how that works. Atherosclerosis or diabetes doesn't care if you have your feet up.
Diabetes: Guy put his feet up.
Atherosclerosis: lol
"The Reebok's were on sale"
'Don Fattingly' made me laugh way more than it should. lol
Communist Chedder Cheese: Your serving of calcium, your serving of communism.
Welfare cheese melts ( great grilled cheese). Communist cheese doesn't melt, no grilled cheese 😔😔
I saw a 600lb woman at Golden Corral as a kid. And I could not take my eyes off her calves
People with legs so fat there is no distinction between the thigh, calf or ankles are my favorite.. Looks like a elephant leg
I think the PC term is still "children", no matter how much of a cow the mum was
It was like a ballon. I have never seen such a distorted anatomy
@@keatonjorgensen8793 Brutal
@@BarackObamaJedipearls, before swine.
These 2 need their own podcast together
That’d be Dope
Yes please 😂
‘Gay watermelon’ and ‘Don Fattingly’. LMFAO
“Dude was very susceptible” 🙈🤣
Shoney's breakfast buffet in the morning is the best. Their spaghetti too
Spaghetti, bacon, hash brown, sausage, eggs and donuts...great breakfast
"Buffets. The OnlyFans of the dinner service." Lol
Underrated line haha…I diedddd
“Here’s a good Mortician..” 😂😂😂
It's hard for me to see Uncle Joey getting old. He's been a huge part of my life. Helped me stay on the up and up. Me and him had a very similar life. Appreciate this man while we still have him.
He aint that old yet
Everyone gets old. Joey got me through the COVID lockdown and I'll be forever grateful for all the laughs and encouragement during that time. Nobody makes me laugh harder. Love you Joey❤
country crock is wild 😆
Fucking “Country Crock.” Hahahaha
@@datdudecollinsso damn funny ahahahah 🤣🤣
At Cracker Barrel for another dollar you can teabag a bronze statue of John Wayne.
I literally lol'd reading this
You’re trying too hard
I'd pay you a dollar to never tell that joke again😂 what a shit joke
@@sharonmontano4924 Aww, did you say something sweetie? You see that? That's my teabag on your chin.
Lmao
from gay water to comedy to leprosy in under 2 mins
“They can take that salmon out of you” 😂😂😂😂
2:33 “whats the place that had the chocolate fountain?” “memphis?”
Don Fattingly💀
My mother and stepfather go to Golden Corral. They eat until they get full, then they take a bench break, then they go back at it.
Do they have swollen or purple ankles ? 😂
@@juniorruiz7950 yeah, pretty much.
Just imagine being the camera guy in a room with Theo Von and Joey Diaz….BEST TIME EVER
hard to not laugh and screw up the audio
This dude said "the black pudding.. the Reeboks were on sale. They had a special area." hahaha
They put the FDA and random adds on instagram on the same level 😂
2:57 that fokin laugh bro 🤣
Straight gargle and mucus 😂😂😂
Joeys head is so big lmaoo. Literal cartoon character in the best way. All love
"Look at the size of his fuckin' head, Joe Rogan! Look at the size of his head!"
2:56 that laugh though
Joey is glowing! Nice to see him still doing good and happy 👍
We all need an Uncle Joey lol
Sneaking in a hit of pie while they're smoking a cigarette 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"here's a good mortician" 🤣
There was a solid 10 memorable one liners in this.
Count how many adults over 18 are a normal weight vs obese now in any given situation; it’s nuts. Can’t help but notice it where I live…
Same here kinda depressing
I live in East Tennessee and see this every time I go to Wal Mart. Everyone is obese… usually a few zooming around on the disabled people carts. It’s soul crushing. Humanity is doomed.
It's majority young people too is the crazy part. And the majority of that is women 😂 GO figure
look at RUclips videos from the 80s. Concerts, classrooms etc, the amount of overweight people were at a minimum. Look at today 80% of people are complete messes. Put them on the front cover of the Sports Illustrated swim suit edition because ITS THE NORM.
We will end up like the people in WALL-E.
“Gay watermelon” 😂
Damn Joey is in good shape!
Ozempic?
Theo got way too excited for that room before the bathroom😂
Joey looks good man, definitely added a few years on his life
first time someone uttered these words "bring up a howard johnson's" 😂
This video is making me want to go to a buffet. Weed is kickin tonight, Jack 😂
2:02 when Joey goes in 😂
“Here’s a good mortician”
I laughed so hard at that!
😂😂😂
2:51 golden corral
Real susceptible fella 😂 3:00
Axygen Theo 5:41
"when i see a diabetic foot at a restaurant, I gotta go". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
In Jersey we call Howard Johnsons the Ho Jo 😂😂
Both these men give me hope. That kind you both for everything you do. Sincerely
I wish they had Howard Johnson's today he said $15 a night
For what
For a room at the hotel/travelodge. Howard Johnson's wasn't just a restaurant.
Howard Johnson's isn't around anymore?
And they had a restaurant?
@@iunnox666 It started as a restaurant and expanded into hotels but now it's just hotels
They do there's one 3 miles from me it's 55 now lol
Fuckin hilarious, Joey and Theo have great comedy chemistry
Gay watermelon is crazy
I love how often Theo will just blurt out : “Memphis”
Lol
A buffet is the only fans for the dinner community!
Strange I read your comment at the same time he said that. It was like Theo was narrating your comment.
So true 😂
How, me too@@hawaiisidecar
Shoney’s was the lick. Breakfast buffet was crazy.
Joey looks in great shape
Ozempic
"They can't even breathe that good or read."
LOL
Watching this on my way back from a Chinese buffet 😂
Theo and Joey together is the best comedy podcasting bar none
Joey and Theo together, just shooting the shit about anything, is what the world needs. Lets get these two on a pod regularly.... the Church of This Past Weekend
1:41 I luv when theo tells a joke and tries 2 act like it wasn’t a joke but he can’t hold his laugh and breaks . like u can tell he thought of the gay watermelon line but broke once he said it out loud lmao
The buffet and the casino when you go to them you lose faith in humanity
"here I am with them, about ta die." 😂
At Golden Coral a large woman across from us started hacking and then she puked right in the aisle. It had ice cubes in it.
she probably went right back to eating too
buffets are still going strong and busy as ever here in Connecticut
Golden Corral is the gateway to the end for me.
“The only fans of the dinner community”😂😂😂
Love these two together
Tell him, I bet his farts could make a buzzard pass out over a maggot pile
If we gonna be honest, joey has been one of those guy's for the most part of he's life.
We the people love joey diaz
I forgot my phone on my trip to SF. So I really felt like I was in the early 2000s. Thinking this was how EVERYONE was and we had no problem. It really made me more patient with everything and more into the moment. No to mention noticing everyone on their phone. Felt good to enjoy the ferry with PURE THOUGHTS.
Eating beer with a spoon is diabolical work
The Velvet Rope section at the buffet 😂😂😂😂😂
Joey looks like he eats all 3 of his meals in all of those places
nah not modern Joey
That Don Fatingly joke was so good and he slipped it under Joeys radar!
Buffets are like the new speakeasy lmao!!! Theo needs to turn that in to a new bit!!!
Ive never seen theo laugh that hard 😂 this was hilarious
NOT THE COMMUNIST CHEDDAR CHEESE 😭😭😭😭😭
Joey was talking about Old Country Buffet 😂
Joey has more stories, than years his been on earth…. Cubans are known for talking shit, and Joey is the leader !!
And Theo alone is right behind them.
Lol, why tf you always have all these bots in the comments? 😂😂
I didn't even know you could have an ass as a profile pic 😂😂
These porn onlyfan bots are everywhere. RUclips will do nothing about it unfortunately
Theo is one of the few people that'll crack Joey Diaz up. I love it.
Damn Cracker Barrel be good tho lol
No doubt dude I love cracker barrel
Missing grandparents for 40$ 😂😂😂damn it he is naturally funny
Joey is talking like he’s just won first place is Mr. Olympia. His ankles are probably light blue
You must have a diabetic foot