Joey Diaz - True Friendship at a Memorial Service - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 лет назад +661

    Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” ruclips.net/p/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI

  • @TheReal_Pim_Tool
    @TheReal_Pim_Tool 5 лет назад +9057

    He just told like 10 different stories in 15 minutes, bravo.

    • @mikebarnes7441
      @mikebarnes7441 5 лет назад +21

      Not one of them were funny

    • @goodgaminggoob
      @goodgaminggoob 5 лет назад +362

      @@mikebarnes7441 but they were good ones

    • @miguelangelthomas5154
      @miguelangelthomas5154 5 лет назад +264

      Mike Barnes doesn't matter. This is one of the best stories on this show. It hit me so damn hard.

    • @Fearlust
      @Fearlust 5 лет назад +33

      He could go all night!

    • @CornPopWazABadDude
      @CornPopWazABadDude 5 лет назад +174

      @@mikebarnes7441? I laughed out loud multiple times and I'm laying in bed with head phones on. Dafuq are you talking about

  • @davidtheepicone
    @davidtheepicone 4 года назад +9864

    "You don't need tons of friends. You need like only 3. With three friends, you can take over a country." I live by this now.

    • @macaronicheese8721
      @macaronicheese8721 4 года назад +141

      Yes! Now, if only I had friends..

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 4 года назад +100

      For real, though. Every movie you've ever watched, they're always based around a squad of homies.

    • @WiiLLVISION
      @WiiLLVISION 4 года назад +94

      you only need one solid loyal honest friend but you rarely get all three qualities in a person. one person for each trait lol

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 4 года назад +9

      @@WiiLLVISION Hahaha

    • @Tsuchue
      @Tsuchue 3 года назад +9

      Probably best quote ever

  • @michaelgeorge1712
    @michaelgeorge1712 2 года назад +293

    You can hear it in his voice, he still gets choked up talking about his mother, hearing him and watching him choke up brought a tear to my eye....love ya Joey

    • @Abominable_Intelligences
      @Abominable_Intelligences 23 дня назад

      Reminds me of that vid where he talked about him being laid back in school. I gonna watch it again danh it

  • @nonesuchone
    @nonesuchone 8 лет назад +7189

    Watching him choke up during that story was something I wasn't ready for. Until that moment, I just considered him invincible.
    Powerful Joey Diaz.

    • @aquarius4884
      @aquarius4884 5 лет назад +73

      I thought I noticed him crying...

    • @bobbydeeze555
      @bobbydeeze555 5 лет назад +52

      Forreal I almost cried on that one

    • @Sicilianshotgun90
      @Sicilianshotgun90 5 лет назад +15

      coffeewithclaude agreed, I felt the same fuckin way

    • @Mikol_Billy
      @Mikol_Billy 5 лет назад +41

      I cannot deal with people crying.
      I tear up like a girl

    • @amberparker9883
      @amberparker9883 5 лет назад +44

      Tough guy with a heart of gold 💯❤👍

  • @SheWhoWalksWithLucifer
    @SheWhoWalksWithLucifer 4 года назад +8188

    This dude needs a movie made about his life. He's so funny and fascinating.

    • @vanessadotson8067
      @vanessadotson8067 4 года назад +51

      I feel you, but I bet out of jealousy or just plain Hating ppls in his past would be saying he's fake or he's a liar, u can always count on ppls to try an pull u dwn, HAPPY 2020 STAY SAFE AN BLESSED (✷‿✷)

    • @madd187dogg
      @madd187dogg 4 года назад +64

      it's a privilege to be born in this era and know about this man..it's weird how life is so unpredictable..it's wavy and you never know whats gonna happen next. Joey's a living legend.

    • @JoeyLeddzDippin94
      @JoeyLeddzDippin94 4 года назад +15

      He made a documentary about his life in 2012. ruclips.net/video/9SVIQi6ZGXs/видео.html

    • @madd187dogg
      @madd187dogg 4 года назад +13

      @@JoeyLeddzDippin94 I saw that one..he should make a movie about his life..take some dope ass stories wit snortin coke, fuckin bitches, doing robberies, experiencing his mother's death on acid and then come up to the stand up world..that would be an awesome movie. hood flix

    • @belkistorres
      @belkistorres 4 года назад +23

      Cubans know how to tell stories, it’s all we do. Joey has a good heart underneath that rough exterior.

  • @blaineedwards8078
    @blaineedwards8078 3 года назад +1515

    Z petting his mom's hair brought me to tears.There is no greater love than a true friend who would do anything for you.

    • @QueenzKing1228
      @QueenzKing1228 Год назад +29

      You can tell he was getting emotional too 🙏🏾

    • @barefootbreezy6983
      @barefootbreezy6983 Год назад +18

      @@QueenzKing1228 Yea he was starting to choke up. I haven't dealt with close family death but I know the second my dad dies my life is going to change in a way I cant imagine.

    • @Dondlo46
      @Dondlo46 Год назад +8

      @@barefootbreezy6983 Give him your full attention and love, life is temporary, enjoy your time with your family, unfortunately I grew up in a messed up family and none of that is really possible for me

    • @liammichael.1202
      @liammichael.1202 Год назад +8

      She wasn’t a just a friend, that’s family. Family isn’t blood, family is love

    • @todo8328
      @todo8328 8 месяцев назад +1

      I started crying at this too

  • @Bimagragaireacht
    @Bimagragaireacht 5 лет назад +8002

    I was about to start crying then he goes THEN SHE DID A BUMP

    • @draico4265
      @draico4265 5 лет назад +537

      Probably did it so he wouldn’t start crying

    • @jobelthirty1294
      @jobelthirty1294 5 лет назад +148

      dude I was already crying ahhaha

    • @mychalherring5387
      @mychalherring5387 5 лет назад +3

      @@jobelthirty1294 l

    • @supv0112
      @supv0112 5 лет назад +118

      You can hear his Voice Crack when he said, She was petting Her Hair, it must be Hard to Speak of that Situation in his Stand Up and Not Break Down Crying 😢, Had My Jaw Quivering. Great Comedian using LIFE Experiences as his.

    • @tysawyer4502
      @tysawyer4502 5 лет назад +8

      I read this at that point in the vid😂😂

  • @nick.3460
    @nick.3460 5 лет назад +2849

    "Don't break your arm, tappin' yourself on the back."
    Never heard that quote before.

    • @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies
      @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies 5 лет назад +56

      I prefer Ricks version from Rick and Morty; 'Don't break an arm jerking yourself off'

    • @baileyfurio2327
      @baileyfurio2327 5 лет назад +25

      That expression is so old, how young are you that never heard it? Not trying to be a smart ass either, it just is a very old and popular phrase.

    • @solodolo4098
      @solodolo4098 5 лет назад +48

      @@baileyfurio2327 you must be really old to be that bitter or salty online about someones age Fakely

    • @kathleenkogel7112
      @kathleenkogel7112 5 лет назад +8

      I've been around for a long while I haven't heard that expression either not exactly. I've heard don't break your arm patting yourself of the back...tappin' is new to me still a great expression.

    • @jayduby5330
      @jayduby5330 5 лет назад +3

      You forgot "asshole" at the end. It makes a bigger statement lmao. Love uncle joey.

  • @nate3479
    @nate3479 4 года назад +567

    Diaz’s autobiography would be longer than the bible the word legend isn’t the word to describe how much of an awesome guy he is

  • @SeeoBeats
    @SeeoBeats 9 лет назад +3317

    This sent me through the emotional wringer

    • @TheMightycfc
      @TheMightycfc 6 лет назад +32

      Fucking crazy how he can do that

    • @ragnar97
      @ragnar97 6 лет назад +58

      Fucking Joey. Hell of a story teller. He can make you cry of sadness and laughter in the same fucking sentece lol

    • @renzone420210
      @renzone420210 6 лет назад +7

      Real talk

    • @jasonhines5524
      @jasonhines5524 6 лет назад +2

      Love you Joey Diaz.

    • @TheDisneylover23
      @TheDisneylover23 6 лет назад

      SeeoBeats Yeah but it was so worth it!

  • @JBrown_Trivium
    @JBrown_Trivium 4 года назад +1547

    Diaz is one of few individuals who can, in the SAME sentence, have the crowd laughing hysterically one second, and then deadly silent the next. A true storytelling genius.

    • @coreyhall1150
      @coreyhall1150 2 года назад +15

      Telling stories is a lost art...

    • @coreyhall1150
      @coreyhall1150 2 года назад +4

      Why? Video games, cell phones, social media..... These things are poison to the human race.

    • @misterbikerman7888
      @misterbikerman7888 Год назад +6

      @@coreyhall1150 social media and phones sure but if were gonna slip video games into this we're gonna have to add tv, music, etc

    • @NickCageDrippp
      @NickCageDrippp Год назад +2

      @@misterbikerman7888 not music but the rest yeah

    • @mopedman666
      @mopedman666 Год назад +1

      He’s a master of the art form. I can’t thing of anyone else offhand who can change gears like that

  • @yvoncormier9762
    @yvoncormier9762 Год назад +145

    6:40 Uncle Joey made me cry right here.

  • @kevindreslin5925
    @kevindreslin5925 9 лет назад +4116

    Only Joey Diaz can having me laughing my ass off, then misty eyed, then laughing again all in the span of 15 minutes.

    • @Rebornthrudoom
      @Rebornthrudoom 9 лет назад +79

      Seriously dude.....as soon as he started talking about Z kneeling by the coffin his eyes started to get misty and i was like oh shit, and i followed right along with him......and then he hits ya with the bumps hahaha and i laughed my fuckin ass off. Theres no one in the world that can tell a story like our boy!

    • @kevindreslin5925
      @kevindreslin5925 9 лет назад +19

      Rebornthrudoom Joey Diaz has to be my favorite comedian and all I've seen from him is his This is Not Happening sets, he is a TREMENDOUS comedian.

    • @Rebornthrudoom
      @Rebornthrudoom 9 лет назад +23

      Dude, do yourself a favor and start with the "Best of Joey Diaz on JRE" videos on youtube. Trust me. Great place to start. and then check out any of the over 200 The Church of Whats Happening Now podcasts that he does that are also posted on RUclips.

    • @kevindreslin5925
      @kevindreslin5925 9 лет назад +7

      Rebornthrudoom Will do, thanks for the recommendations. I correct myself, I have see him before on Getting Doug with High.

    • @johnadams9193
      @johnadams9193 9 лет назад +4

      Kevin Dreslin your gonna have fun with Madflavor follow him on twitter he is so real

  • @niamoon8368
    @niamoon8368 5 лет назад +1252

    I came for the laughter. But I stayed for the life lesson.

    • @theskronicles4435
      @theskronicles4435 2 года назад +2

      Same lol

    • @burberryducks6481
      @burberryducks6481 2 года назад +2

      Thats every Joey Diaz moment. Everyone knows he has more street smart than themselves. Dude is smart and funny. One of the best storytellers IMO and its all from the heart. ❤ And everyone loves him, he’s like the opposite of Ari Shaffir.

    • @dangrimes5078
      @dangrimes5078 3 месяца назад

      ​@@burberryducks6481What is the problem with Ari? i honestly don't know.

  • @crystaldutton1837
    @crystaldutton1837 3 года назад +213

    Joey's whole vibe immediately makes you feel like part of the family ❤

  • @1ma4ighter
    @1ma4ighter 4 года назад +2937

    man, you can tell the story's genuine cos he slows down for a second when he talks about Z leaning over his mother, his eyes well up

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 3 года назад +156

      And then his voice starts cracking. Heavy stuff

    • @V3rnSqwd5611
      @V3rnSqwd5611 3 года назад +50

      That part gave me goosebumps, amazing story!

    • @younghex9577
      @younghex9577 3 года назад +22

      6:30

    • @ramonlaunza1
      @ramonlaunza1 2 года назад

      @@chilliecheesecake the time

    • @doc-illa
      @doc-illa 2 года назад

      truth. story and the guy, both

  • @salvadormazal2105
    @salvadormazal2105 8 лет назад +508

    That story deserved a standing ovation. Just. Wow.

  • @sirwhodison
    @sirwhodison 2 года назад +86

    This made me tear up. I grew up in a street life and it's so rare to meet genuine solid loyalty in the cracks of America. And when you do it means so much. I could see in his face what it meant to have someone like that.

  • @atlienn2566
    @atlienn2566 5 лет назад +620

    Losing 1 parent is the hardest thing
    Losing both I can’t even think of living afterwards.....glad you’re here Joey

    • @auunnfkristjansson6738
      @auunnfkristjansson6738 5 лет назад +15

      That's scares me the most,No matter how old i'll be

    • @lordlux4432
      @lordlux4432 4 года назад +1

      Mother got smashed by a van.
      Choked to death on her own blood, and her brain hemorrhaged up causing agonal breathing
      Losing family is easy

    • @atlienn2566
      @atlienn2566 4 года назад +5

      Lord Lux I’m sorry bro

    • @lordlux4432
      @lordlux4432 4 года назад +2

      @@atlienn2566 it's ok nature gave me a trade or two.

    • @DJ-kg6zq
      @DJ-kg6zq 3 года назад

      Lord lux that’s terrible😭 don’t drink and drive people!!! You may ruin somebody’s life like lord lux! It actually happens a lot…

  • @michaeldietz9026
    @michaeldietz9026 5 лет назад +2247

    "she was a real crazy lady, not like these girls that have a hat with a feather in it" omg so true

    • @DirtBikes_MathGarden
      @DirtBikes_MathGarden 5 лет назад +16

      That was my favorite line

    • @NejiNimbus
      @NejiNimbus 3 года назад +9

      @YoungOasis To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes,

    • @rezin9714
      @rezin9714 3 года назад

      My grandmother put the hat on her head but she showed me true friends. 💯💯💯

    • @younghex9577
      @younghex9577 3 года назад

      2:50

    • @primarymeme9929
      @primarymeme9929 3 года назад +5

      @@NejiNimbus 😂👍perfect trolling

  • @daozzyone
    @daozzyone Год назад +3

    This man should be a motivational speaker he had every single member of the audience in the palm of his hand.

  • @stephlee3499
    @stephlee3499 8 лет назад +3379

    First off, didn't know of Joey Diaz until Joe Rogan always had him on his show but wow man, this dude is more than just a comedian. This was the best standup I have ever seen and its not even that funny of a standup, the story is just so Goddamn good. And Joey is always keeping real. Joey Diaz is a fucking OG

    • @mammakamel
      @mammakamel 8 лет назад +25

      So true. He captivates who ever listenes, unreal person. Im a pretty new JD fan, and a pretty new JRE fan.

    • @JM-ip7hf
      @JM-ip7hf 8 лет назад +4

      Amen. Can't believe it took me this long to find this guy.

    • @goldsmithstudent
      @goldsmithstudent 8 лет назад +1

      Freak Nasty he's from jersey

    • @MB-ey6vv
      @MB-ey6vv 8 лет назад

      yeah, u got that right

    • @sdry
      @sdry 8 лет назад

      Totally agreed. I could this guys stories forever. Can't believe I didn't find out about him until couple of years ago.

  • @meatwoodflac4526
    @meatwoodflac4526 8 лет назад +2851

    The cool ass uncle from New York I never had

    • @tydajuiceman4745
      @tydajuiceman4745 8 лет назад +11

      seriously

    • @lilmixx8243
      @lilmixx8243 8 лет назад +1

      Me too! 😂

    • @D1987Gd
      @D1987Gd 7 лет назад +4

      Meatwood Flac ...Church is ok once you have a bong hit. ..

    • @mikecose6122
      @mikecose6122 7 лет назад +8

      Meatwood Flac he's not from you were New York stupid, he's from New Jersey.

    • @benficahaz
      @benficahaz 6 лет назад +17

      He's from Hudson County New Jersey

  • @KingKoda
    @KingKoda 3 года назад +230

    My wife is in ICU right now. A year ago we drove straight from Missouri to Maryland to see my father in hospice. She did not know I was in the room and I could see her touching my father's hair saying those exact words, that she was going to take care of me and watch over me. How his hair felt like mine. I then learned what the meaning of friendship meant. She's still in ICU and right now I know she's my best friend. I can relate. As a 25 year old and her being 36 I know what real and fake are. God I miss her being home.

    • @Swanky11
      @Swanky11 3 года назад +12

      Stay strong, I hope with all my heart that everything turns out well for both of you

    • @Graciehunter32
      @Graciehunter32 3 года назад +7

      How is she now

    • @conebit3
      @conebit3 3 года назад +3

      I hope things got better

    • @thelimit69
      @thelimit69 2 года назад +5

      I hope things worked out and you're back home together

    • @KingKoda
      @KingKoda 2 года назад +79

      As of last week she is back and as healthy as ever!

  • @myceliumman7554
    @myceliumman7554 5 лет назад +490

    This man is a straight up SAVAGE story teller. Runs you through the emotional ringer. Can't wait to see him live some day.

  • @jdogsful
    @jdogsful 9 лет назад +7629

    This could have been a TedTalk.

    • @shaneomahony6022
      @shaneomahony6022 7 лет назад +26

      jdogsful haha ha honestly should be

    • @joekannoo
      @joekannoo 7 лет назад +106

      Hahaha, a TED talk by Joey Diaz

    • @gunsmoke5580
      @gunsmoke5580 6 лет назад +124

      This is the realest fucking thing I have ever seen. Title would be "The real meaning of Friendship motha'fucka'!"

    • @willimwelsyn5353
      @willimwelsyn5353 6 лет назад +9

      This comment made me laugh out loud.

    • @robertdore9592
      @robertdore9592 6 лет назад +3

      That should be Joey's next move.

  • @Pendragon981
    @Pendragon981 6 месяцев назад +5

    What a roller-coaster of emotions. His analogy of needing just a few loyal friends in life is the absolute truth.

  • @daves6503
    @daves6503 6 лет назад +962

    Jesus....I have been kind of binging on these "this is not happening" vids.....and this one takes the cake....because of Joey's honesty....his passion, his fire.....man. He is intense.
    Gotta Love him.

    • @amberparker9883
      @amberparker9883 5 лет назад +2

      SAME.. BEEN LOOKING UP JOEY D CLIPS ALL FN DAY LONG. I CANT STOP!! LOL 💯👍🤷

    • @RayRae559
      @RayRae559 5 лет назад +3

      Ari Shaffir's seasons were the best. You gotta watch Jim Breuer's Bombing at Sears. It's one of my favorite ones.

    • @josephdelisa3345
      @josephdelisa3345 5 лет назад +3

      I agree Joey is an inspiration, from the streets to the insight, alot to take in, I've got a big heart but it always seems to allow others to take advantage, Joey tells it straight much respect for the man

    • @srpdesigns
      @srpdesigns 5 лет назад

      Right there with ya Brotha!

    • @johneppstv
      @johneppstv 4 года назад

      Yea this is like my 5th video. Hes awesome.

  • @katiebaker8782
    @katiebaker8782 6 лет назад +842

    They don’t make men like joey Diaz anymore.

    • @thomaspatrickparker6648
      @thomaspatrickparker6648 5 лет назад +27

      They never did, that's why he's special

    • @jayduby5330
      @jayduby5330 5 лет назад +13

      @@thomaspatrickparker6648 People brought up in cities during the 70s and 80s all were. Most of them dead or dying though.
      I trust those people more than this new age with fake smiles and a neo-nazi/ANTIFA twitter account when they're alone.

    • @tpp5151
      @tpp5151 5 лет назад +8

      @@jayduby5330 if you think people weren't just as bad 40 years ago as now then you are extremely misled by nostalgia

    • @jayduby5330
      @jayduby5330 5 лет назад +8

      @@tpp5151 For sure, but people had to balls to speak their ignorance more, publicly. I knew who to avoid on the block cause they didn't like my skin tone. Now not so much.

    • @illegalbuildingtechnique6807
      @illegalbuildingtechnique6807 5 лет назад

      Good

  • @ArderynTheAncientOne
    @ArderynTheAncientOne 4 года назад +1105

    “Once you started doing bong hits church ain’t that bad.” Dead

    • @kennethwebster8767
      @kennethwebster8767 4 года назад +23

      It's the fucking truth though😂😂😂

    • @DJ-kg6zq
      @DJ-kg6zq 3 года назад +7

      1 Peter 5:8
      King James Version
      8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour

    • @brewstar58
      @brewstar58 3 года назад +18

      @@DJ-kg6zq ..Kin James was a MoMo

    • @younghex9577
      @younghex9577 3 года назад +1

      12:45

    • @TCruz-ds7sk
      @TCruz-ds7sk 2 года назад

      Nice I'm 500 homies

  • @Monkeyabroad
    @Monkeyabroad 4 года назад +3646

    These "This is not happening" sets usually aren't my thing. But Joey killed this.

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 4 года назад +46

      I think this entire series was made from Ari listening to Joey.

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 4 года назад +1

      Awesome pic btw😁👍

    • @lanceehrsam8296
      @lanceehrsam8296 3 года назад +8

      This is what Joey excels at

    • @realkewlmann
      @realkewlmann 3 года назад +3

      Hey! I learn Chinese from your videos and saw your Sri Lanka vlog too! Nice to see you here, it looks like your subscribers have gone up 😱 greats news 👏🏼

    • @edub9930
      @edub9930 3 года назад +2

      You can tell when they're full of shit just bullshiting. Then there's Joey.

  • @kaylacaseygaming
    @kaylacaseygaming 4 года назад +645

    When it comes to friends quality over quantity.

    • @funkydankspliff
      @funkydankspliff 4 года назад +15

      Anything in life, quality > quantity

    • @xYouthAttackx
      @xYouthAttackx 4 года назад +12

      Couldn't agree more. The same goes with food. I fucking hate Buffet's.

    • @acuraguy3231
      @acuraguy3231 3 года назад +1

      That's a huge guideline for my life. Not only friends but with everything whether it be food, cars, friends, or ANYTHING.

    • @joeshmoe6930
      @joeshmoe6930 3 года назад

      When it comes to friends, if you value quantity over quality, chances are you ain't got no friends.

    • @kaylacaseygaming
      @kaylacaseygaming 3 года назад

      @@joeshmoe6930 facts

  • @damienbartlett5721
    @damienbartlett5721 4 года назад +14

    " Son if you can count on one hand how many men will lay down their life for you you're truly rich." Best piece of advice my father ever gave me.

  • @cheese5488
    @cheese5488 4 года назад +1133

    Man, it’s the truth. I visited my friend that passed in 2001. He was the type. Didn’t matter if it was just you and him vs 100 ppl. He wouldn’t leave you. I love him and miss him so much. I was 19 when he passed. I saw both of his beautiful kids born. He never got to see my son. He was still the best man at my wedding 2015. I’m 39 now. Rip Anthony 🇵🇷 te amo por vida primo!!

    • @xYouthAttackx
      @xYouthAttackx 4 года назад +15

      I wish I had friends like that. Shit I wish I had family like that.

    • @nativeb.9718
      @nativeb.9718 3 года назад +19

      🙏🏽❤️ RIP Anthony

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 года назад +12

      RIP Anthony 💝

    • @DJ-kg6zq
      @DJ-kg6zq 3 года назад +7

      Xyouth knock and the door will be opened. If you put the work into finding quality people you will find them.

    • @Joseph-kh8um
      @Joseph-kh8um 3 года назад +1

      Yo rip anthony true hermanos baby

  • @Tc7961
    @Tc7961 8 лет назад +613

    "People shake hands, they give you a cookie, peace be with you."

  • @ryanlyle9201
    @ryanlyle9201 Год назад +7

    Joey tells this story like millions won't shed a tear when he's gone.

  • @ellenpeaytt8942
    @ellenpeaytt8942 9 лет назад +319

    This touched me to the core. I had to sit for 10 minutes and evaluate my life.

    • @parson7260
      @parson7260 6 лет назад +3

      Ellen Peaytt same here! 3 years later lol

    • @murphfee617
      @murphfee617 5 лет назад +5

      Thats a Good thing Ellen he Made you think. We need more Joey Dia'z

    • @mattpike5264
      @mattpike5264 5 лет назад +1

      I hope he gets back in touch with z at some point

  • @HamzaAlBelushi
    @HamzaAlBelushi 9 лет назад +207

    when joey teared up it broke my heart.. this dude is literally my fav stand up comic & story teller.. much love to ya uncle joey

  • @miky8788
    @miky8788 Год назад +6

    That's how to tell a story ... i'm in tears

  • @jarebearthejew5103
    @jarebearthejew5103 9 лет назад +1226

    Comedy central better do another season of this, with multiple episodes with Joey. This was the best bit yet.

    • @ryllo2886
      @ryllo2886 9 лет назад +15

      ***** They should pay some dude to follow Joey with a camera.

    • @jarebearthejew5103
      @jarebearthejew5103 9 лет назад +2

      Ryan Carroll I'll do it for 5 dollars

    • @xGreenLungsx
      @xGreenLungsx 9 лет назад +1

      ***** check out his documentary. its great.

    • @doublefeature
      @doublefeature 9 лет назад +5

      more like just do a full season of just Joey.

    • @doublefeature
      @doublefeature 9 лет назад +1

      xGreenLungsx i know it's 5bux but i don't have a CC. i wish it were somewhere streaming.

  • @Emily-kd2zv
    @Emily-kd2zv 4 года назад +305

    I teared up when he talked about Z petting his dead mother’s hair while they were alone. Such a genuine and beautiful gesture made by someone who loved another person.

    • @davidpagan8559
      @davidpagan8559 Год назад +9

      You can see him start to lose it also. A story full of humanity.

  • @christasaing8217
    @christasaing8217 3 года назад +56

    I love how he told his stories with different messages focusing on friendship. not many can do that

  • @angermanager2116
    @angermanager2116 5 лет назад +3197

    When shafir spiked Bert's drink with molly, Bert called Joey and all Joey said was "I'll be there in ten minutes". Now I know why.

    • @ranjan_v
      @ranjan_v 4 года назад +114

      Wow, thanks for reminding

    • @rickyhineman4124
      @rickyhineman4124 4 года назад +29

      I don't get this reference ... can someone explain?

    • @RedSntDK
      @RedSntDK 4 года назад +96

      @@rickyhineman4124 Some months ago Ari spiked Bert Kreischer's drink with molly.

    • @rickyhineman4124
      @rickyhineman4124 4 года назад +14

      @@RedSntDK Damn

    • @dakotapatterson3436
      @dakotapatterson3436 4 года назад +60

      He's a god send. Truly

  • @matthewgarcia7312
    @matthewgarcia7312 5 лет назад +2141

    “... that’s where we’re confused as Americans, we think we need all these muthafuckas. You give me three bad mothafuckas and your finished.”
    Powerful stuff

    • @oudevest22
      @oudevest22 5 лет назад +15

      Very powerful. He has so many good lines throughout his stories. Btw he did a whole series on these type of stories.. ruclips.net/video/Q9xHhygyBEU/видео.html

    • @RayRae559
      @RayRae559 5 лет назад +1

      Do you live in fresno? Hahah

    • @sarafritsch123
      @sarafritsch123 5 лет назад +9

      From personal experience, it’s fucking true

    • @thrift_jacob
      @thrift_jacob 5 лет назад +6

      Made me cry

    • @michaeljlucas579
      @michaeljlucas579 5 лет назад +7

      @@thrift_jacob Yeah. Got me too. I had to go down a similar path to learn that lesson about friendship, and what's really important in life. Like Joey, and probably a million other tortured souls, I wish to God I didn't have to do so much damage to myself, but more importantly , to the people that I should have been the most careful to protect, to get to such a position of emptiness. I guess some of us can't have some empathy, while still being selfish at times. I finally just got so low I had to decide to either die, or abandon selfish behavior altogether so that empathy could be allowed to be my motivation at all times. But boy once that decision is made with your heart instead of your lying brain, your whole world view changes. The shame is still there, but you immediately start to heal and the momentum from changing makes it really hard for your lying mind to get you to do anything selfish again. I figure something similar is going on with Joey here. I suspect that people that struggle with the same issues that he talks about either end up dead, or come out the other side as a really good friend that would die for the people that stood by them.

  • @alvarezangel8744
    @alvarezangel8744 Год назад +8

    This man made me cry and laugh in the same 3 seconds crazy

  • @vanhattfield8292
    @vanhattfield8292 5 лет назад +600

    One of the saddest tales that I've heard. When comics tell stories you never know how much is embellished but his reactions he showed at the most emotional times makes me think those parts were sincere. Good story...

    • @someguy1994
      @someguy1994 4 года назад +24

      100%.
      Joey was about to cry thinking about that woman with his mom.

    • @younghex9577
      @younghex9577 3 года назад +1

      6:30

    • @bquick80
      @bquick80 3 года назад +2

      100% is real.

  • @readneuromancerbywilliamgi6761
    @readneuromancerbywilliamgi6761 8 лет назад +500

    Man it makes me sad that he never talked to Z again. That'd be something that haunted me for a long time, if not my whole life, just popping back in your head when you least expect it, in the middle of the night, first thing in the morning, I can't handle endings like that very well

    • @zachmcclure8814
      @zachmcclure8814 5 лет назад

      @onewithmyself is Z dead? I'm confused

    • @Blind_Side94
      @Blind_Side94 5 лет назад

      You dont know Z though you pussy

    • @birdsamora9925
      @birdsamora9925 5 лет назад +9

      @@Blind_Side94 why such an asshole

    • @birdsamora9925
      @birdsamora9925 5 лет назад +8

      @@Blind_Side94 someone like z, imagine someone that loved you, that raised you, that cared for you when no one else would.

    • @Wheresmy240
      @Wheresmy240 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, that story really got to me. I live with several similar burdens everyday and i'm doing my best to be at peace with them. I've got one left that still eats at me all the time and I just can't seem to get right.

  • @danschuyler4119
    @danschuyler4119 2 года назад +75

    The way he says that by that time coke had kind of absorbed him is really a testament to what a great woman this was. The fact that she clearly had a drug dependence never took precedent over either her love for Joeys mom or her love promise to take care of Joey. Despite her weakness, she must have been one strong woman before that weakness in every scenario, because clearly it never prevented her from being a true friend and faithful caretaker

    • @diogenes.
      @diogenes. Год назад +1

      Coke is different from everything else, you can still be alright on it, trust me I know 🙂

    • @markmusic5303
      @markmusic5303 Год назад

      ​@@diogenes.Yeah, Joey just went too far

    • @diogenes.
      @diogenes. Год назад +3

      @@markmusic5303 he had no choice, it's not easy to lose your mom and find urself in the street with no where to go, as a teenager these things dig deep inside you, i heerd him speak about it once, i believe it was on Joe Rogan, and his voice cracked, it's not easy, i used to be awfully judgmental, now whatever I see no matter how much terrible it looks on the outside i always say to myself there's something more to it.. Stay blessed buddy 🤚🙂

  • @123G-r4d
    @123G-r4d 9 лет назад +170

    Sittin in silence for 5 minutes straight after watchin this thinking how good my real friends are to me and how i should value my family n friends more and be thankful for what i have and how i was raised. joey is an artist, cus artists just dont entertain they make you feel shit, and i've never looked at a painting or read a book or heard a song in a long long time that made me feel more than hearing his story just did! I've been speaking out of turn to my girl who really doesnt deserve it, might sound creepy but she's like a sister to me, i need to stop taking her for granted and i will, thank you uncle joey, a poet and a savage!

  • @hermz8616
    @hermz8616 4 года назад +234

    The amount of life lessons this man just gave me in less than 15 minutes is incredible. He deserves all the respect for preaching this truth

    • @bolch88bb8
      @bolch88bb8 4 года назад +4

      This is probably the 100 time I have watched this one...the man is a monster-storyteller

  • @adammuscat2194
    @adammuscat2194 3 года назад +89

    Not gonna lie Z's oath to Joey's mother when she passed made me tear up

  • @aaronandvicky7652
    @aaronandvicky7652 5 лет назад +317

    My absolute favorite person to listen tell a story. Who agrees????

  • @Mrblitz1819
    @Mrblitz1819 6 лет назад +427

    If you don’t like Joey Diaz after watching this , you got issues !

    • @sayelaporro
      @sayelaporro 5 лет назад +1

      @onewithmyself yh, you do realize that 99% of ALL his stories are made up right?

    • @rogerh7203
      @rogerh7203 5 лет назад +5

      The Basic Adventurerer Proof? Factual Proof

    • @auunnfkristjansson6738
      @auunnfkristjansson6738 5 лет назад +3

      @@sayelaporro Stfu!He's as real as they get!

    • @miguelangelthomas5154
      @miguelangelthomas5154 5 лет назад +1

      The Basic Adventurerer maybe. Maybe not. How about you just enjoy it for what it is and stop poking holes at the fun.

    • @jrm1077
      @jrm1077 5 лет назад +2

      He's just not funny. And he's affected. Nothing to do with liking him or not

  • @theromanceofwax
    @theromanceofwax 2 года назад +26

    Can't express my love for Joey Diaz more. What a guy. May he live forever

  • @daves6503
    @daves6503 6 лет назад +1335

    "Once ya do a bong hit....church aint so bad"
    -Joey motherfuckin Diaz.

  • @OnEwHoRiDesLinEs
    @OnEwHoRiDesLinEs 6 лет назад +189

    People take for granted how they have someone in their lives who’ll do anything for them. They grow up thinking it’s a given, that “Zee” will always be there for them.
    But growing up means realizing that that shouldn’t come free. We owe it to our close ones to be there for them. We don’t just get to have someone who will do anything for us; to earn that, we need to be willing to do anything for those we love.
    It’s too bad Zee didn’t feel that at the time, but hopefully she realized that Joey was young, he still had to learn that lesson, and that he’d become a man who sticks up for his friends when they couldn’t stick up for themselves. If you don’t have a friend like Zee, try to BE a friend like Zee.

  • @logancabanas8462
    @logancabanas8462 4 года назад +7

    Uncle Joey showed raw emotion almost going into tears and choking up with Z talking to his mother for the last time 🙏❤️

  • @TheMaverickHouston
    @TheMaverickHouston 8 лет назад +311

    That's a brilliant story teller than can make you cry and laugh in the span of 15 seconds!

  • @zatchk
    @zatchk 9 лет назад +206

    Comedy Central do yourself a favor and get this man a special ASAP!

  • @dante666jt
    @dante666jt 4 года назад +5

    This is church for me, listening to a person speak his innermost darkness out of strangers

  • @DarkOps2442
    @DarkOps2442 8 лет назад +899

    "I took the elevador, like a docta"...

    • @shaneomahony6022
      @shaneomahony6022 7 лет назад +8

      Leonardo Donato I was drinking it like a soldga

    • @brandonmous8369
      @brandonmous8369 6 лет назад +3

      And he goes all sassy " i took da elevador, like a doctah"

  • @ricardo950535
    @ricardo950535 8 лет назад +127

    Joes D brings the 80s back to life. Back then friends were for real. he had beef with 10 guys from 93rd street you go there and risk an ass beating. proper. no choice, that's your friend.

  • @JD-ee8wp
    @JD-ee8wp Год назад +1

    Joey's the only comic that I can listen to the same story over and over and still be captivated by every word

  • @bolch88bb8
    @bolch88bb8 5 лет назад +153

    Jesus christ this guy is a genius story teller! Big respect man.

    • @bolch88bb8
      @bolch88bb8 4 года назад +1

      37 likes! Yay thanks guys....seriously when he was talking about Zee patting his moms head he got choked up....good old uncle Joey what a legend!

  • @hollyspilotro1669
    @hollyspilotro1669 5 лет назад +160

    He reminds me so much of a few of my “uncles” I’m Sicilian on my moms side and Cuban on my dads, so I had a crazy ass family and once they all intertwined is was even crazier.

    • @ja-naeharris8193
      @ja-naeharris8193 4 года назад +3

      WOW. I'd love to hear a story about your family reunions

    • @blaineedwards8078
      @blaineedwards8078 3 года назад +1

      Wow, that is a crazy combo. Please post stories....we are waiting to subscribe. Tell the stories and they will come.

  • @TrillMatic187
    @TrillMatic187 Год назад +7

    Joey is the uncle everybody needs

  • @CelticLove98
    @CelticLove98 5 лет назад +1719

    I work in a funeral home, and somebody grabbing you by the throat for dressing their loved one in the wrong clothes?
    Yeah. It’s pretty justifiable

    • @005connect9
      @005connect9 5 лет назад +12

      Hamish Finlay the comedy in that situation comes from the contrast between the severity of the situation being rather low and the reaction to it being incredibly over the top...

    • @johnrambo5654
      @johnrambo5654 5 лет назад +91

      @@005connect9 really? Wow you must be so smart, trying to undermine somebody's harmless comment with your supreme intellectuality

    • @christopherwhiteside4448
      @christopherwhiteside4448 5 лет назад +2

      You ever cold packed?

    • @paulhoskins7852
      @paulhoskins7852 4 года назад +3

      I read a story recently where the mortuary service cut a tall man's legs so he would fit in a casket for his funeral.

    • @MrLouBomber
      @MrLouBomber 4 года назад +11

      I mean it’s literally the final image you will have of your loved one.

  • @LakeEffectRec
    @LakeEffectRec 9 лет назад +73

    Straight up this made me cry a little. Really beautiful story. Long live Diaz

  • @capoditutticapi5524
    @capoditutticapi5524 2 года назад +3

    Uncle joey diaz!! *THE REALIST OUT THERE*

  • @tharp42
    @tharp42 9 лет назад +65

    I laughed and I cried. Really. Amazing stuff. What a storyteller.

  • @kerrypence4201
    @kerrypence4201 4 года назад +42

    They broke the mold when they made this man… Everybody needs a Joey Diaz in their life!

  • @baab4361
    @baab4361 3 года назад +10

    Joey Diaz is the Master of the Set-up his uncanny ability to disarm anyone with a story or anecdote is legendary and will live forever

  • @lloydymk2013
    @lloydymk2013 8 лет назад +48

    without being one of them mad people at the bus stop that tells you their life story, i must say this story rings so true to me, the part when he chokes up talking about zee petting his mums hair, tears me up every time. i watch this every day and it brings me comfort for some reason. That is what true friendship should be. Youd be suprised how many comforting hugs, every arm around the shoulder, every whisper in your ear at a funeral/wake are not sincere.

    • @nathancameron2281
      @nathancameron2281 8 лет назад

      lloydymk2013 truth

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 6 лет назад +4

      Its just people saying what they are supposed to say. It's not genuine at all.

  • @tdubbs1717
    @tdubbs1717 9 лет назад +47

    Joey 'Coco' Diaz is the fucking legend man, this is epic.

  • @avi_s0ncin0
    @avi_s0ncin0 4 года назад +181

    “Don’t break your arm trying to pat your own back”😂💀

    • @andrewdewar2255
      @andrewdewar2255 8 месяцев назад +1

      I used to hear my uncle say that

  • @charlessimmons6573
    @charlessimmons6573 4 года назад +44

    How does Joey Diaz got me tearing up?

  • @gatomaru
    @gatomaru 9 лет назад +32

    i've been watching rogan and joey for years... and i always like diaz a lot but i couldn't really pinpoint why i did. I mean he was a thief, a drug addict, a drug dealer, a shitty person, a real trainwreck... but just now, i understand why i like him.
    He's loyal. He's fucking loyal to his friends and that is a very rare quality in a person.
    Joey if you are reading this i hope god keeps you safe from any bad shit forever man.

    • @hibye736
      @hibye736 9 лет назад +3

      +gatomaru he's got a very fucked up background, but i feel like "shitty person" is not the one to throw in the mix there

    • @awkwarditaliangirl8419
      @awkwarditaliangirl8419 8 лет назад

      +SK4NE I think they mean a shitty person by today's shitty standards

    • @rogermilla2358
      @rogermilla2358 7 лет назад

      Might be loyal now, but if you watch his stories and podcast, he's practically fucked over every single person that ever cared about him or helped him. He robbed just about all of his mom's friends who took care of him as a kid for coke and shit. So idk if I'd even call the guy loyal.

  • @weedmuffin8279
    @weedmuffin8279 2 года назад +14

    The way he conveys so many emotions in his stories, I was laughing. Crying, happy, mad, all in 15 mins

  • @ashleeblanton
    @ashleeblanton 5 лет назад +253

    "Z had the funeral director by the throat because she put the wrong dress on my mother" - This is the type of friendship energy I need in my life lmfao!!!!! I love this! Joey is probably my new favorite comedian lmfao

  • @JK-fr7dz
    @JK-fr7dz 8 лет назад +1545

    thank you joe rogan for introducing me to my favorite comic.

    • @trashmn
      @trashmn 8 лет назад +11

      bro for real!

    • @JWP6948
      @JWP6948 8 лет назад +19

      the world is forever indebted to Joe Rogan! I knew about Joey before but it was thanks to Joe that I fell in love with him and his life story

    • @yushrajcoomar9384
      @yushrajcoomar9384 8 лет назад +26

      sup freak bitches

    • @El-vw7pt
      @El-vw7pt 7 лет назад +3

      Jared Kelley you're welcomed

    • @JoeMoss83
      @JoeMoss83 7 лет назад

      Joe Rogan introduced me to my favorite comic Doug Stanhope and my favorite person Joey Diaz

  • @jonathangauthier3549
    @jonathangauthier3549 4 года назад +36

    My heart goes out to you Mr. Diaz. You've dealt with many hardships in your life and came out a better person on the other side. Despite your bad choices in your younger days, you pull through and are now helping people like myself who've lived through similar situations. Thank you sir for sharing this intimate story. You are an angel despite what you may think

  • @mzc102908
    @mzc102908 9 лет назад +13

    I find Joey Diaz to be more inspirational than most people on earth. He talks big shit and backs it up. I love this guy.

  • @Kai_Hze
    @Kai_Hze 5 лет назад +42

    i almost cry everytime i see the moment with the kneeling with his mom..

  • @tyloranderson2881
    @tyloranderson2881 3 года назад +3

    The way joey describes his mom and her friends relationship brings me to tears

  • @johndodey4664
    @johndodey4664 5 лет назад +482

    Once you start doing bongs hits. Church ain't that bad" is the most ricky thing I've heard outside of trailer park boys in awhile

    • @MyHunter9090
      @MyHunter9090 4 года назад +2

      So true lol

    • @younghex9577
      @younghex9577 3 года назад +3

      12:45

    • @dimitrisolejak26
      @dimitrisolejak26 3 года назад +3

      joey diaz always sunny trailer park boys
      man we and my crew we had a bar for 4 years it was crazy times
      i really wanna start a trailer park of cool people^^

    • @goldguy4185
      @goldguy4185 3 года назад

      @@dimitrisolejak26 Sunnyvale 2.0

  • @thasco
    @thasco 9 лет назад +145

    Easily the best one yet. Powerful story right here, ladies and gents. As good as it can get.

  • @pyro7358
    @pyro7358 3 года назад +5

    after a hard day i always come back to this guy

  • @mikeoxsbigg1
    @mikeoxsbigg1 9 лет назад +7

    Standing ovation for Joey Diaz.

  • @ramp622
    @ramp622 8 лет назад +181

    Joey diaz is the best comedian on earth.

    • @ramp622
      @ramp622 8 лет назад +4

      huh?

    • @bensmith5288
      @bensmith5288 6 лет назад +1

      No he aint lol

    • @PaleFaceKillah
      @PaleFaceKillah 5 лет назад +1

      ramp622 woah woah don’t forget about ol billy red nuts

  • @AirWindFire
    @AirWindFire 3 года назад +4

    Tears, roaring laughter and life lessons all rolled into one = the GOAT Joey Diaz. His mother would be proud of him, it’s not easy surviving without one but he did it.

  • @devinamendez9709
    @devinamendez9709 6 лет назад +33

    i had a Z in my life as well...i miss her everyday. thank you for sharing this story

  • @tmzebe530
    @tmzebe530 5 лет назад +64

    WOW. Blown away. Phenomenal. Unmatched, pure, top of the line PASSION. This had unbelievable depth. Can’t believe I hadn’t seen this before. Bravo.

  • @thecaptainnoah
    @thecaptainnoah Год назад +1

    Uncle Joey man …nothing brings me more joy than listening to a story from uncle

  • @jonathancortez3003
    @jonathancortez3003 9 лет назад +19

    There are only a few comedians that can accomplish this . . . . .this level of ecstatic and philosophical depth that pulls at your heart strings and leaves you with a smile on your face cause of laughter and gives a tip on how to live life.

  • @austin4x
    @austin4x 6 лет назад +265

    Uncle Joey needs to write a book about his life. It sounds like anybody he would be ratting on has been long dead anyway. Some of us just have interesting stories to tell and are good at telling them. There doesn't have to be a crazy twist or turn or some kind of fight scene where you rescue a princess from a spiky fire turtle thingy. Sometimes just hearing a good story from someone who's good at telling them is enough that we don't even care about the morality or even the ending of the story lol. We just like hearing them tell it.

    • @djdeath4318
      @djdeath4318 5 лет назад +1

      bowzer

    • @lukesneesby8327
      @lukesneesby8327 5 лет назад

      austin4x uncle Joey is full of shit. Don’t you get it..

    • @DJMizzy
      @DJMizzy 5 лет назад

      He has. He’s writing audio books on every podcast he does

  • @kennorr82
    @kennorr82 Год назад +1

    Utter tears right now. Both my parents and brother have passed I'm the remaining survivor for my family. This was a laugh and tears I needed. Thank you 🙏

  • @IWonByDefaultTV
    @IWonByDefaultTV 6 лет назад +85

    I love acts like this. Where it's funny, and has a meaningful message and is very emotional.

  • @ProtectoroftheRealm
    @ProtectoroftheRealm 9 лет назад +44

    Making mother fuckers cry an shit.... Didnt expect this one. Nice set, loved it!

  • @thatmg
    @thatmg 3 года назад +1

    Uncle Joey doesn't tell stories... he takes you along for the ride! Legend!