13 Solid Minutes of Joey Diaz Telling Crazy Stories About Doctors and Hospitals

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  • Опубликовано: 11 июл 2020
  • Taken from Fight Companion July 11, 2020: • Video

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  • @phoneexpert69
    @phoneexpert69 3 года назад +4010

    This man remembers dates better than I remember what I had for breakfast

    • @santaclaus3077
      @santaclaus3077 3 года назад +161

      That's cause hes making shit up

    • @phoneexpert69
      @phoneexpert69 3 года назад +43

      Santa Claus thanks Santa

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono 3 года назад +166

      Getting really specific makes it seem more believable. Hes a professional bullshiter, there may be some truth to these stories, but certainly he fluffs them atleast, complete fabrications at most. And im not putting the dude down, i love him to death. Its just how some people are, all you can do is just have fun and laugh.

    • @jettgoforth6453
      @jettgoforth6453 3 года назад +3

      It’s funny bc they don’t lol

    • @HaikesXO
      @HaikesXO 3 года назад

      So true lol

  • @Eddy142_
    @Eddy142_ 3 года назад +10567

    My favourite Joey Diaz story is when he didn’t shit for a week and released a fart on the bus so deadly it made the cheerleaders cry

    • @AholicKnight
      @AholicKnight 3 года назад +73

      same

    • @General_Pinkledink
      @General_Pinkledink 3 года назад +957

      Its changing flavors

    • @roycov89
      @roycov89 3 года назад +72

      Yeah or the story of him and the young hooker at one of his stand up comedy shows had me in stitches 2

    • @adamzaloga9679
      @adamzaloga9679 3 года назад +194

      hes changing flavors

    • @kiduzi9507
      @kiduzi9507 3 года назад +144

      Omg he's changing flavors

  • @JaySinghIsImmature
    @JaySinghIsImmature 2 года назад +945

    "My mother put me in a headlock and punched me in the gut -- just to loosen me up" ....
    This man is a legendary story teller

    • @user-ro6vl7er1w
      @user-ro6vl7er1w 2 месяца назад +1

      Very Italian 😂😂😂

    • @kledus420smith8
      @kledus420smith8 2 месяца назад

      Hes cuban with a new yorker acent​@@user-ro6vl7er1w

    • @556deltawolf
      @556deltawolf Месяц назад

      @@user-ro6vl7er1w He's Cuban actually.

    • @benjaminmandeville4430
      @benjaminmandeville4430 Месяц назад

      ​​@@user-ro6vl7er1w He's not Italian

    • @xxn0cturn3xx
      @xxn0cturn3xx 19 дней назад

      @@user-ro6vl7er1w he is not italian 🤣🤣

  • @thinkplanetearth2946
    @thinkplanetearth2946 Год назад +719

    There is never a time where I don't wind up in tears from laughing so hard from listening to a Joey Diaz story.

    • @tomasm007
      @tomasm007 Год назад +1

      Same here lol

    • @anthonyryan8528
      @anthonyryan8528 Год назад +8

      He's hilarious 😂 a ghost buster gun hahaha 😆 😂 🤣

  • @bellshoe2894
    @bellshoe2894 3 года назад +9795

    "I'll neva forget" these magic words means a good story is comin

    • @lukefleming6238
      @lukefleming6238 3 года назад +193

      Or “ you know me dog”

    • @goodlove9421
      @goodlove9421 3 года назад +3

      Have you heard Joe Rogans Rap Song?
      😂 ruclips.net/video/lsI21E6h5gc/видео.html

    • @AZVLV
      @AZVLV 3 года назад +51

      Y’all should watch Larry Lawton all his life is “I’ll neva forget” moments

    • @joerivandeweyer3056
      @joerivandeweyer3056 3 года назад +4

      @@AZVLV Still waiting for the tattoo gun and prison pasta and white lightning alcohol ;)

    • @joerivandeweyer3056
      @joerivandeweyer3056 3 года назад +3

      @@adam92012 "Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. And that's his whole persona.

  • @dansawicki4982
    @dansawicki4982 3 года назад +5061

    Whenever I hear Joey tell his childhood stories I always picture him looking and sounding the same as a child.

    • @zentempo7902
      @zentempo7902 3 года назад +197

      Yeah except shorter 🤣

    • @thtboii5884
      @thtboii5884 2 года назад +108

      Lmao like on George Lopez

    • @dilciaenid57
      @dilciaenid57 2 года назад +12

      Yes!!!!

    • @johnsellas4455
      @johnsellas4455 2 года назад +89

      I always thought they should do a cartoon with Joey as a kid but he still has the same voice as he does as an adult and the plot of each episode are stories that he tells on the podcast

    • @janberkemeier7406
      @janberkemeier7406 2 года назад +4

      420th like

  • @cmdrlucas6949
    @cmdrlucas6949 Год назад +134

    You'd be surprised how many people there are like Joey Diaz in this world. Each of them unique in their own ways.

    • @mards2479
      @mards2479 Год назад +6

      I feel like a third of Gen X acts just like joey Diaz, crazy stories and all. He reminds me of damn near everyone my dad has ever introduced me to lol

    • @richevans609
      @richevans609 10 месяцев назад +1

      I grew up in East Boston Massachusetts in the late 80's and 90's and it was one character after another......

    • @user-ro6vl7er1w
      @user-ro6vl7er1w 2 месяца назад

      They're in Italia and everywhere they live 😅😅😅😅

  • @barringtonfisher87
    @barringtonfisher87 2 года назад +210

    I love the fact that every time Joey is on Rogan's podcast, he has different stories from the last time he was on. This guy needs a movie or two about his life

  • @LuvsicVI
    @LuvsicVI 3 года назад +10461

    This man's entire life is just a very long skit.

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 3 года назад +42

      Diggy d that’s how it always goes 😂😂

    • @danielwright2912
      @danielwright2912 3 года назад +14

      Relativity is the best kept retarded industrial workers on policy share and reengineered acceptance speeches

    • @danielwright2912
      @danielwright2912 3 года назад +8

      Talented and diverse detailed deranged exspectant monetary compensation sharecroppers. Evidential lawyers of preconditioned diploid tetrahedrone talented gravitational force federally controlled substances

    • @danielwright2912
      @danielwright2912 3 года назад +2

      Compounded interest pyramids. Extinct professional earth riders. Decorated inherited promiscuity. Stolan valor has a certain degree of interest reality agents of concientious defined playgeristic gravitational waves of continental peaks and valleys of common delusions. Hail the chief. Insurection . Slavery is alive and well indentured

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj 3 года назад +23

      When your father dies before you're born and your mother dies at age 16, shit happens.

  • @flowerpt
    @flowerpt 3 года назад +7910

    The most improbable thing in our universe is that Joey Diaz is still alive.

    • @Cobreezyy06
      @Cobreezyy06 3 года назад +173

      Bill McGonigle you never heard of the Diaz theory of improbability? It’s world famous and mathematicians have been scratching their heads for decades

    • @saerudayo
      @saerudayo 3 года назад +285

      We live in a universe where not only are Steve-O AND Joey Diaz somehow alive in 2020, but actually in decent health too

    • @Zaghzackio
      @Zaghzackio 3 года назад +95

      丈夫Saeru and somehow have still retained a whole bunch of memories despite all the fuck shit they did

    • @MIKE-TYTHON
      @MIKE-TYTHON 3 года назад +42

      Keith Richards
      That’s all

    • @darkpanda182
      @darkpanda182 3 года назад +19

      @@MIKE-TYTHON LOL I was looking for this reply. You can't say "I can't believe this person is still alive" without mentioning Keith Richards

  • @Killryno666
    @Killryno666 11 месяцев назад +32

    Not only is Joey Diaz a master story teller, he’s a god damn rainman with times, dates, and details with photographic memory. Legend

  • @Shiekh420
    @Shiekh420 Год назад +26

    THE FACT THAT HE DOESNT CARE ENOUGH TO LIE ABOUT ANYTHING IS WHAT MAKES HIM LEGENDARY 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @julians7268
    @julians7268 3 года назад +7476

    Just when you think Joey has told all his stories...

  • @isaacpartridge4493
    @isaacpartridge4493 3 года назад +7687

    Joey Diaz belongs in a Scorsese movie.

    • @MrAsystole
      @MrAsystole 3 года назад +152

      Joey is the typical cuban that exaggerates alot , he so gullible i can just believe everything he exagerates

    • @tonynagy2042
      @tonynagy2042 3 года назад +65

      Quentin....

    • @MrB1923
      @MrB1923 3 года назад +432

      @@MrAsystole I don't think you understand what gullible means.

    • @raemoesmero9136
      @raemoesmero9136 3 года назад +98

      He’s gonna be in The Sopranos prequel. Close enough

    • @PlazboBrah
      @PlazboBrah 3 года назад +11

      I thought that was Scorsese

  • @badmanbateman
    @badmanbateman 2 года назад +91

    This man literally made me realise how cool it was to be “not cool” and different. Yet still be the coolest man on earth 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @snowmishima3311
    @snowmishima3311 2 года назад +42

    I’ll never get tired of Joey telling this story 😂😂

  • @igorlukyan206
    @igorlukyan206 3 года назад +3144

    Imagine a 5 year old Joey with a young Italian squealing accent telling the nurse “listen, im scared shitless I just pissed the bed. Let me get back to you in an hour.” 🤣😂😂😂

  • @izacsir2
    @izacsir2 3 года назад +3768

    i just imagine 8 year old joey negotiating with the nurse😂

    • @MrWarriorAsh
      @MrWarriorAsh 3 года назад +261

      "You're bustin my balls here nurse common give me breakfast"

    • @chevy4759
      @chevy4759 2 года назад +72

      With the same deep voice too 😂😂

    • @zey1136
      @zey1136 2 года назад +44

      I think he was 16 at that time.

    • @believeinjesus6972
      @believeinjesus6972 2 года назад +4

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.”
      ‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭13:13‬ ‭NIV‬‬

    • @HunterRouth
      @HunterRouth 2 года назад +1

      Tremendous!

  • @DXChrisCross
    @DXChrisCross Год назад +44

    Everytime Joey Diaz tells a story, you need to take 3 showers, say 17 Hail Marys, and speak to a lawyer to make sure you aren't implicated in several felonies.

  • @vladconcepcion3588
    @vladconcepcion3588 Год назад +60

    Imagine how sharp Joey's memory is, I mean he always remember precise dates and timelines. Damn! My memory is shit and I ain't even 40 yet.

  • @sticky4444
    @sticky4444 3 года назад +3464

    The fact that Joey Diaz is only 57 scares me and I don’t know why

    • @johnleyva4619
      @johnleyva4619 3 года назад +16

      Me too...

    • @mikeypickett4468
      @mikeypickett4468 3 года назад +376

      But he has 57 years of LIFE not just life

    • @10thinningcards
      @10thinningcards 3 года назад +337

      I legit thought he was about 70.

    • @MultipleBob
      @MultipleBob 3 года назад +181

      And Joes only 4 years younger 😳

    • @TitoPLLE4444
      @TitoPLLE4444 3 года назад +24

      freal bro, my mom is older than him
      i thot he was about my dads age 😂

  • @oscardelahoya315
    @oscardelahoya315 3 года назад +736

    Joey Diaz is a national treasure, no way you can cancel him

    • @pulmo1
      @pulmo1 3 года назад +16

      John Doe this guy is the anecdote to the homeless SJWs.

    • @beesheer3761
      @beesheer3761 3 года назад +9

      All you can ever do as a person is grow and he did

    • @Nick-th1kx
      @Nick-th1kx 3 года назад +44

      Joey Diaz is the instructional video on how to avoid cancel culture- say horrible things so often that they have so much material to work with they just give up

    • @j-dog7767
      @j-dog7767 3 года назад +6

      Nurk Flurks i believe that was trumps campaign strategy

    • @nc_classics9767
      @nc_classics9767 3 года назад +1

      Ricky Parmar Ive been with Verizon for 20 years

  • @biserker1delta61
    @biserker1delta61 2 года назад +14

    This dude is the funniest man on earth because he had so much crazy life experiences. God bless this guy.

  • @bailey2913
    @bailey2913 2 года назад +16

    Joeys a legend, always a great guest with a good story to tell

  • @dropYourVideo
    @dropYourVideo 3 года назад +1821

    Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz. Im glad you don't.

    • @BrickOvenBakery
      @BrickOvenBakery 3 года назад +17

      Sept.28th- 😂1979

    • @MaximumShellz
      @MaximumShellz 3 года назад +2

      I hate his voice that fat in his neck sounds gross it makes me sick to hear him

    • @jtaw123
      @jtaw123 3 года назад +33

      @@MaximumShellz yet you clicked on a video of joey diaz telling stories

    • @damianmigginis1157
      @damianmigginis1157 3 года назад +2

      James Wilson he’s probably thinking about him 😏 if you catch my saying

    • @Mr_jnk
      @Mr_jnk 3 года назад +2

      @@MaximumShellz nah this is bait

  • @Derek.Joseph
    @Derek.Joseph 3 года назад +923

    Joey Diaz is your friend's crazy uncle that everyone wishes they were related to.

    • @mjjumps
      @mjjumps 3 года назад +14

      I have an uncle just like Joey Diaz.... he’s great but sometimes you wish you WEREN’T related to him

    • @Heavywall70
      @Heavywall70 3 года назад +2

      Josh Ringer
      That’s exactly what I was thinking
      I fucking can’t stand my family, my uncles are the WORST
      At some stupid family function I’d rather sit with the cousin’s dog or a new family member just married in and WARN THEM.

    • @Jonseyfun
      @Jonseyfun 3 года назад +1

      Speaking of this. He reminds me of my great uncle. He passed away a few years ago at the age 93 and it was always a joy to be around him. The first dirty story he told me was about a hooker he met in 1943. The greatest shit I've ever heard.

    • @samantharobinson3897
      @samantharobinson3897 3 года назад

      Yaaaaassss! I say that all the time! I just want to have a big Italian dinner with all three of them.

    • @jadenpope7413
      @jadenpope7413 3 года назад

      @wowalinbie he *wasnt a good person, now when he tells these stories he often is regretful. he was also snorting lots of coke at the time

  • @johnunkerman
    @johnunkerman 2 года назад +6

    I literally never get tired of Joey’s stories.

  • @juliannakaberovsky4545
    @juliannakaberovsky4545 Год назад +4

    Joey is the kind of man who can makes you smile even when your parents are die!

  • @jessossenkopp
    @jessossenkopp 2 года назад +4437

    Fun fact: It’s impossible to listen to a Joey Diaz story without smiling.

    • @captainspaulding5963
      @captainspaulding5963 2 года назад +50

      It's impossible to listen to uncle Joey breathe without laughing!

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 2 года назад +17

      I wish he was Related to me just so I could contact him and listen to him speak on shit 🤣👍❤

    • @xeniousthe2nd432
      @xeniousthe2nd432 2 года назад +1

      Must be one of those american facts

    • @XHERCUTTHROAT
      @XHERCUTTHROAT 2 года назад +3

      Ong😭😂

    • @ic5169
      @ic5169 Год назад +3

      Facts I’m still smiling and it’s been off for 49 secs 😭😭😭

  • @Nikhil-jz5nm
    @Nikhil-jz5nm 3 года назад +1408

    Joey needs to write a book lol, instant bestseller

    • @Bigbrotherthunder
      @Bigbrotherthunder 3 года назад +10

      He already is

    • @guitafire
      @guitafire 3 года назад +19

      On his podcast he said he has been writing one

    • @gavinmitchell6021
      @gavinmitchell6021 3 года назад +7

      Books 😂 too many stories to put in one lol

    • @santaclaus3077
      @santaclaus3077 3 года назад +5

      Ya a book of made up stories sprinkled with tidbits of truth

    • @Bigbrotherthunder
      @Bigbrotherthunder 3 года назад +4

      Gavin Mitchell too many stories to keep straight lol

  • @canadaeast8358
    @canadaeast8358 2 года назад +17

    Hearing joe laughing so hard was just as funny as the story lol it made me burst out every time he did

  • @davidsnyder2000
    @davidsnyder2000 Год назад +141

    Joey’s stories of his life’s experiences are a trip and a half😄 I can’t believe with all the robbing he did, and all the drugs, and all the health issues, he is still alive today. Not to mention still able to walk/talk and get around at his age. I would think somebody who partied like he did would have had a stroke or something by now lol😄 And he talks about these experiences like they just happened yesterday and he can’t wait to do it again….like right this minute 😂

  • @epicjohnny4831
    @epicjohnny4831 3 года назад +1177

    Joey Diaz should make a bed times story app.

    • @dillonposton3763
      @dillonposton3763 3 года назад +17

      Bro let's make that happen and make some cash... I'm down to invest in that.. we can get someone off fiverr to make the app if we sent in story clips

    • @OOzd95
      @OOzd95 3 года назад +3

      Dillon Poston get it done before Calm App steals your idea

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 3 года назад +9

      Bruh these stories prevent me from getting sleep. Once i hear one, it’s down the fucking rabbit hole 😭

    • @epicjohnny4831
      @epicjohnny4831 3 года назад +5

      @@dillonposton3763 lmao actually it would be super easy to monetize, if you can get a yes from Joey to use his stuff it could be hooked up in less than two weeks and kicking.

    • @swazigail1314
      @swazigail1314 3 года назад +2

      Broooo that's a great fucking idea

  • @EleventyOnee
    @EleventyOnee 3 года назад +2073

    This dude needs an “everybody hates chris”-styled show about his life, it would be a hit

    • @garyhost354
      @garyhost354 3 года назад +6

      Yea I like joey. But The guy made women blow him for comedy spots. Guy is a turd

    • @TCsHouse
      @TCsHouse 3 года назад +44

      @@garyhost354 different time. Back then a deal was a deal.

    • @garyhost354
      @garyhost354 3 года назад +6

      @@TCsHouse nah it was trash 5 years ago. This is why no big networks will touch him

    • @ike2938
      @ike2938 3 года назад +33

      @@garyhost354 lmao that just makes me like him more

    • @garyhost354
      @garyhost354 3 года назад +1

      @@ike2938 lol

  • @dyinhope6840
    @dyinhope6840 2 года назад +2

    Omg this is awesome. The jackals of RUclips. So great can't stop listening ing

  • @chip7796
    @chip7796 2 года назад +17

    The way Joe laughs at him makes his stories even funnier 😂

  • @mikehink4062
    @mikehink4062 3 года назад +654

    “They came with a Ghostbusters gun.” 😂

    • @prodigy1445
      @prodigy1445 3 года назад +6

      If that was me in there, my first thought would be, "oh shit so this is what happens when you cross the streams!"

    • @mikehink4062
      @mikehink4062 3 года назад +2

      Nicholas Garza hahahahahaha 😂 good shit.

    • @bobd1623
      @bobd1623 3 года назад +2

      I died at this part too. Fucking gold!!! 😂

  • @clintlegg3829
    @clintlegg3829 3 года назад +3029

    Someone needs to make a timeline of Joey Diaz stories. “I will never forget.. 1979.”

    • @julians7268
      @julians7268 3 года назад +19

      Lol, good luck!

    • @davidfacca8899
      @davidfacca8899 3 года назад +12

      True or not, I love listening to him😂!!

    • @longbong32
      @longbong32 3 года назад +5

      This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip
      😂 ruclips.net/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/видео.html

    • @Eriecartel
      @Eriecartel 3 года назад +14

      she had a fucking cart

    • @hagenre8909
      @hagenre8909 3 года назад +17

      Watch the honey dew joey diaz series, there he sums up his life in 6 podcasts

  • @Gio-512
    @Gio-512 Год назад +42

    Joey Diaz needs to come up with some sort of toon series where they animate his stories. That would be amazing 🙌🏽🤣🙏🏽🤙🏽

    • @1983mrharvey
      @1983mrharvey Год назад +6

      I totally agree he is hilarious!

  • @hvfti
    @hvfti Год назад +5

    One of THE best story tellers of this time….coco’s a certified savage 💪🏾

  • @-th1rty3-
    @-th1rty3- 3 года назад +544

    Imagine being Joey's daughter getting bedtime stories. Best storyteller.

    • @ItsReape
      @ItsReape 3 года назад +2

      yormuthor 16 HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @mariyatakeuchi9009
      @mariyatakeuchi9009 2 года назад +14

      “Dad tell me a story”
      “Let me tell you something mercy diaz…”

    • @Kas1645
      @Kas1645 Год назад

      @@mariyatakeuchi9009 back in 85…

  • @robtalbot8060
    @robtalbot8060 3 года назад +574

    When I imagine Joey as a kid, I always think of him with his current face attached to a child’s body? I can’t imagine a young Joey.

    • @Dilanalikurt
      @Dilanalikurt 3 года назад +7

      Yes LOOOOL

    • @HarshJain-it2bg
      @HarshJain-it2bg 3 года назад +7

      Imagine a young koala

    • @sugewhitejacoby8654
      @sugewhitejacoby8654 3 года назад +11

      With a joint in his mouth

    • @TigerTzu
      @TigerTzu 3 года назад +9

      "Ay Ma, I dogh wanna drink tha fuckin' milk tho!"

    • @ruvelf
      @ruvelf 3 года назад +5

      Lmfao yeah like George Lopez flashbacks lolol

  • @davidrobertson8918
    @davidrobertson8918 Год назад +4

    Joey and Joe together always makes me laugh so hard I got laugh tears running down my face 😂

  • @baltimorejoe5284
    @baltimorejoe5284 2 года назад +1

    I swear Joe and Joey are the greatest together I could watch these guys all day

  • @selfdiscardedkingofruin7291
    @selfdiscardedkingofruin7291 3 года назад +438

    Joey is a blessing and Joe's laughter is infectious

  • @eminlukac1778
    @eminlukac1778 3 года назад +866

    "they thought I was biggie, gettin shot" - Joey Diaz

    • @bigmon19
      @bigmon19 3 года назад +39

      I straight up lost it when he said that! Joey is a mad genius.

    • @religionisatragedy8537
      @religionisatragedy8537 3 года назад +6

      I read this as soon as he said it 😂😂

    • @Pasztet85
      @Pasztet85 3 года назад +2

      I died laughing on that one 🤣

  • @PaziGazim
    @PaziGazim 10 месяцев назад +8

    Joey will never run out of epic stories he is a walking legend these things dont just happen to regular people at regular times he was born specifically at a precise time in history to forever remain a historical human being.

  • @danellboy5757
    @danellboy5757 Год назад +26

    I love how joey does like a teaser before he starts his stories to get you interested 😂😂😂

  • @johnlamont3885
    @johnlamont3885 3 года назад +510

    “comeback in an hour let me get my head right” felt that

  • @bobriley000444
    @bobriley000444 3 года назад +5391

    "1970's white people, i'm not talking today "hah hah hah" white people"

    • @lionheart5601
      @lionheart5601 3 года назад +145

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rurathn5534
      @rurathn5534 3 года назад +125

      If you quote something you have to do so correctly

    • @jimmyayiotis7376
      @jimmyayiotis7376 3 года назад +8

      That's just gold

    • @farzana6676
      @farzana6676 3 года назад +4

      @@jimmyayiotis7376 What does it mean. I don't understand.

    • @holywoof6419
      @holywoof6419 3 года назад +5

      Ok so I read this before I watched when he said that then i read it after and it was hilarious

  • @Irish_Georgia_Girl
    @Irish_Georgia_Girl 3 месяца назад

    This is my first time seeing Joey Diaz. I love him! I could listen to his stories all day!

  • @mrrebel5150
    @mrrebel5150 2 года назад +1

    Joey Diaz is probably the only comedian that's truly keeping it real.

  • @NickgAnagnost
    @NickgAnagnost 3 года назад +1707

    Is joey sitting in front of a bottle of Frank's Red Hot sauce and an Elmer's glue stick?

    • @ironohyes3644
      @ironohyes3644 3 года назад +81

      yeah wtf 😂

    • @marcyatkinson9995
      @marcyatkinson9995 3 года назад +154

      And yet for him, that seems completely normal.

    • @whizzmik1705
      @whizzmik1705 3 года назад +49

      Nothing is out of the norm with uncle Joey

    • @AbdallahMassoud1
      @AbdallahMassoud1 3 года назад +41

      I thought by franks red hot you were referring to joe and by elmers glue stick you meant tony...

    • @williamthomas5215
      @williamthomas5215 3 года назад +9

      Lmao yes he is, if you watched the whole podcast Joey came in with food and explained to Joe that the way to eat Cuban food is with frank’s red hots. He proceeds to douse his food in it lol

  • @joebas9352
    @joebas9352 3 года назад +294

    5:48 She punches me in the stomach to loosen me up 👀 😂 🤣 Joey God bless You

  • @LaughsWithDiaz
    @LaughsWithDiaz 10 месяцев назад

    i cant stop watching these. this guy makes my day better. rise & shine sukas

  • @KapteinFruit
    @KapteinFruit 7 месяцев назад +2

    Joey always bring a smile to my face. :) I never get old of listening to his insane stories. I like to believe they are all true. Joey ended up as a legend in the game despite his difficult upbringing. It's funny how we call him Uncle Joey, he literally feels like one. People can get mad all they want, but shit happens in life and you have to learn to laugh at it otherwise you go insane.

  • @AsvpMarleyy718
    @AsvpMarleyy718 3 года назад +143

    “She’s breaking my balls, constantly.” - every New Yorker going through life 😂😂

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 3 года назад +414

    Doctor on cocaine sounds like a Chappelle skit

    • @gregparis758
      @gregparis758 3 года назад +6

      “He would do a bump”

    • @matthewbittenbender9191
      @matthewbittenbender9191 3 года назад +2

      One of my docs use to be on Oxus and Xantax. Funny as that story was, it doesn’t surprise me.

    • @Cobreezyy06
      @Cobreezyy06 3 года назад

      Matthew Bittenbender yea I was gona say my doc was on oxys

    • @winebox
      @winebox 3 года назад +2

      Ricardo Masvidal My mom was born in the early 20’s and her doctor was hooked on opiates after WWI and nobody knew till he came over for the delivery high as a kite. Nothing new under the sun.

    • @JQUE94
      @JQUE94 3 года назад +1

      @@winebox can't imagine how strong those old day opioids were

  • @Rocky-oq9cy
    @Rocky-oq9cy 2 года назад +11

    "This is the double-whammy of the day. You ready? I DON'T FUCKIN' LIKE MILK." - Joey Diaz 2020

  • @davidbryan7795
    @davidbryan7795 Год назад +7

    The best story teller ever

  • @novatryshots
    @novatryshots 3 года назад +299

    "I never went to see another doctor. I did acid that night...." - Joey Diaz

  • @frankrodriguez6424
    @frankrodriguez6424 3 года назад +568

    He is telling true Cuban family stories. I grew up in all that in Miami. Our parents were a trip, the doctor making house calls and the shots... All true

    • @bboyStuntZ
      @bboyStuntZ 3 года назад +18

      That friggin abuse. He's telling the story like it's funny but I kinda had a hard time laughing

    • @jimmyli4771
      @jimmyli4771 3 года назад +36

      @@bboyStuntZ lmao no its not.

    • @45asunder1
      @45asunder1 3 года назад +15

      It happens in Mexican families too😁
      My mom's best friend gave me the damn shots when I was 5 years old.

    • @derek9153
      @derek9153 3 года назад +7

      I’m obviously white...I’ve chased down my child to give an injection.

    • @deeel4750
      @deeel4750 3 года назад +40

      Its hilarious that people think he is BS. When you grow up in the tri-state area everyone over the age of 40 has these stories. NYC was a wild place back in the day

  • @johnsmith-mx4ci
    @johnsmith-mx4ci 2 года назад +1

    Diaz is simply the funniest story telling fella ever 😂😂Legend

  • @deonwalker6270
    @deonwalker6270 Год назад +1

    I love this guy so much, he makes me feel like my crazy life is normal

  • @nickmaxx57
    @nickmaxx57 3 года назад +535

    The combination of Diaz stories and Rogans laugh makes it that much better😂

  • @bigbrainalertpodcast9902
    @bigbrainalertpodcast9902 3 года назад +179

    I could listen to Joey’s stories for hours

  • @dixonqwerty
    @dixonqwerty 2 месяца назад

    I swear I could listen to Joey telling stories for month straight and I would not get tired of it. OMG this legend is funny.

  • @gi-joe_510CA
    @gi-joe_510CA 11 месяцев назад

    Thanks for this whole video

  • @p1d1
    @p1d1 2 года назад +207

    "When you get sick in high school everybody come to see you".....golden generation in terms of people having real contact in the world

    • @Francesco-cj3oi
      @Francesco-cj3oi 2 года назад +8

      It was probably an excuse to skip homework lol

    • @jacktheripper5661
      @jacktheripper5661 Год назад +15

      Nowadays it’s a “get well soon❤️” over Instagram

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 Год назад +5

      I remember a group of us getting permission to leave high school to attend the funeral of the mom of a friend of ours. This was nearly 30 years ago, looking back that seems kind of odd, I don't remember other kids ever doing that for a friend and haven't really known anyone since with a similar story. It wasn't just a get out of school thing, which was definitely cool, we just cared about our friend and her mom. It was all pretty sad, her mom was an end stage alcoholic, we thought it was great because we could go over there and drop acid and all that shit and she either didn't know or care. And she'd be funny when drunk, which was constantly. But she declined super quick. That friend's dad had also died abruptly from a heart attack barely two or three years earlier, similar to Joey she lost both parents before she was even a senior in high school. Haven't seen her in years but she turned out pretty okay last I heard. Some poor choices in men I think but that's all broads.

    • @goose300183
      @goose300183 11 месяцев назад

      It was still that way in the late 90s/00/01 when I was at high school - back then all we had was text messages and maybe MSN messenger on a PC. It wasn't a huge, invasive substitute for actual human contact back then.

  • @ignatiushorstmann2526
    @ignatiushorstmann2526 3 года назад +1110

    Joey “I beat addiction but am stoned 24/7” Diaz

    • @Anothergoogleaccount1
      @Anothergoogleaccount1 3 года назад +43

      Its like heroin addicts or alcoholics that chain smoke cigarettes

    • @brettbarreras48
      @brettbarreras48 3 года назад +46

      Almost the same exact thing here. Weed has definitely helped me stay opiate free. Not sure I would have Been able to hold onto sobriety from opiates If I wasn’t smoking

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 3 года назад +1

      HER Story medicine is drugs...

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 3 года назад +10

      HER Story This is not correct. A drug is any substance that affects how the body works. A medicine is any drug that is used in treatment, diagnosis, or prevention of disease. Addictive properties are not a contributing factor.

    • @risharddaniels1762
      @risharddaniels1762 3 года назад +3

      HER Story i do agree that weed isn’t a drug though. Weed is a plant, that contains a drug.

  • @stelladufr6736
    @stelladufr6736 Год назад

    Diaz is the best story teller. I could listen to him all day.

  • @dirreah9026
    @dirreah9026 Год назад

    Omg I needed that

  • @laurenhall8392
    @laurenhall8392 3 года назад +260

    Joey Diaz: The One Man Show
    Love this guy

  • @icy4567
    @icy4567 3 года назад +132

    “They thought I was like biggie getting shot” lmfaooooo I cant breathe. Uncle Joey is goat

    • @bigmon19
      @bigmon19 3 года назад +2

      Tremendous😂😂😂

  • @chikoface
    @chikoface Год назад

    Love Joey he got so many story’s and growing up around Cubans ! Ain’t nothing better

  • @TinasLastFriday
    @TinasLastFriday 2 года назад +1

    Joeys stories are always entertaining.

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 3 года назад +447

    Bro, Joey was silent and calm this whole podcast and then out of nowhere the fights end and he just goes on a beautiful 13 minute tirade about being sickly and getting shots. He’s the greatest storyteller of all time.

  • @user-qg4bi3pd9v
    @user-qg4bi3pd9v 3 года назад +117

    5 year old Joey Diaz saying "come back in 5 minutes lemme think about it" 😂😂

  • @noka1979
    @noka1979 2 года назад

    Always entertainment from Joey, i could listen to him all day

  • @callmeviper7723
    @callmeviper7723 3 года назад +889

    Joey just said “Heretics” instead of “Genetics”
    LOL

    • @brettbarreras48
      @brettbarreras48 3 года назад +57

      Joey-ism’s lol. I’ll never forget when he was losing his mind yelling khabib and he said a different word every single time. It was ona fight companion the whole room was dying

    • @armedlorax7301
      @armedlorax7301 3 года назад +73

      pretty sure he was shooting for hereditary

    • @Giovannigio123
      @Giovannigio123 3 года назад

      Haha from spanish I guess

    • @seeqr9
      @seeqr9 3 года назад +14

      @@armedlorax7301 he was thinking hereditary but shooting for genetics lol.. hereditary plus genetics equals heretics.

    • @chasegwop47
      @chasegwop47 2 года назад +1

      @@seeqr9 🤣🤣🤣

  • @straytenwhitenormell7759
    @straytenwhitenormell7759 3 года назад +267

    As a child in the 1970s, I can vouch for the penicillin stories.
    My family doctor (who smoked a huge, fat cigar while he was examining me) gave me a shot of penicillin in my arm every time I went there, regardless of what my illness was.
    LOL

    • @Francesco-cj3oi
      @Francesco-cj3oi 2 года назад +23

      Same people who are now telling you to "follow the science"
      Didn't change a bit

    • @brianmorris364
      @brianmorris364 Год назад +9

      And now we have MRSA

    • @LJ-mp7ir
      @LJ-mp7ir Год назад +5

      @@Francesco-cj3oi bill gates wasn’t practicing medicine then.

    • @dominicpizzo7864
      @dominicpizzo7864 Год назад

      Facts

    • @Anon.G
      @Anon.G Год назад

      What a disgrace.

  • @AndrewRyan-rd1wl
    @AndrewRyan-rd1wl Год назад +4

    Only Joey would have this story !! A real american treasure!!

  • @HITXxXxS
    @HITXxXxS 7 месяцев назад

    Joey Diaz, thank you man
    You made me laugh man and it was much needed

  • @srsucioguapodelsur8845
    @srsucioguapodelsur8845 3 года назад +146

    12:37 I legit have a pic of my dad holding me in the hospital on the day I was born with a 6 pack of Budweiser in the background. Let’s bring back hospital beers in 2021.

  • @Dakidnolo
    @Dakidnolo 3 года назад +77

    Joey is literally a walking talking novel still being written each day. I can listen to his stories all day I swear.

  • @kyleb8268
    @kyleb8268 2 года назад +2

    Whenever I feel down, I just listen to Coco Diaz stories. Holy shit you cannot not laugh. Mans whole life is just one big comedy special.

  • @SuperBaggerboy
    @SuperBaggerboy 2 года назад

    uhhh this guy keeps me comming back,,,love his stories.

  • @BrickOvenBakery
    @BrickOvenBakery 3 года назад +57

    I hear Joey Diaz telling a story and I get hypnotized. One of my favorite storytellers of all time! Great guy.

  • @HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips
    @HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips 3 года назад +140

    If Joey ever wrote a book it would be an instant best seller

  • @mattparks7182
    @mattparks7182 2 года назад +1

    Joe and Joey are the best. Thanks brothers. 😂

  • @overtothisside504
    @overtothisside504 Год назад +1

    Joey Diaz is the best story teller ever he needs and his life is so interesting it's unjust that there isn't a movie based on this man's life

  • @Joshua-lc1rq
    @Joshua-lc1rq 3 года назад +89

    Calling OSHA the EPA killed me 😂😂

    • @andrewholz1414
      @andrewholz1414 3 года назад +1

      LMAO it killed me too.
      The dude onn Joey's right said it with such conviction too, "The EPA!!" lol. Although I'll give it to them, I bet the environment of that hospital room was fairly jacked up.

    • @aldocuacuas5838
      @aldocuacuas5838 3 года назад +1

      FirstName LastName 😂 that was Jamie just adding his 2 cents to the conersation lmao

  • @hairyberry4858
    @hairyberry4858 3 года назад +181

    Note to self don’t drink milk while watching Joey diaz

    • @imsorrythankyouplease7613
      @imsorrythankyouplease7613 3 года назад +16

      You drink that fuckin milk in five minutes if you know what’s good for you.

    • @worldclassvago9346
      @worldclassvago9346 3 года назад +7

      Gotta put scoop of ice cream first

    • @JDeuce
      @JDeuce 3 года назад +3

      If you haven't seen his Sister Hyacinth story, you should go do that. 😂

  • @toxicbear4792
    @toxicbear4792 Год назад

    This was great...ty

  • @dalibofurnell
    @dalibofurnell Год назад

    Thank you for making my day 🙌😂

  • @The.One.7.
    @The.One.7. 3 года назад +117

    9:53 his impression of the old Italian guy nearly killed me

    • @RickLibre
      @RickLibre 3 года назад +2

      are U kidding me? ive thought he was Italian my whole life...

    • @jamesgragan8129
      @jamesgragan8129 3 года назад +1

      @@RickLibre Cuban I believe

    • @bradycowles5520
      @bradycowles5520 3 года назад +4

      @@RickLibre He’s gotta have some in him with the Cuban. He has so many Italian characteristics and even looks more Italian than Cuban😂

    • @raizelcortez3219
      @raizelcortez3219 2 года назад

      @@bradycowles5520 I think people have said he was raised by Italians after both his parents died

  • @wingedrhino33
    @wingedrhino33 3 года назад +55

    Joey Diaz is like the internet's favourite uncle 😂

  • @Santos.L.Halper.
    @Santos.L.Halper. 2 месяца назад +1

    The image of joey being a kid and still talking like he does now is the best 😂😂

  • @xipingpooh5783
    @xipingpooh5783 Год назад

    By far the best story teller in modern times😂😂😂

  • @Luccinati
    @Luccinati 3 года назад +169

    “It was ineva-eva-edible.”

    • @chasegwop47
      @chasegwop47 2 года назад +1

      Time stamp🤣?

    • @Luccinati
      @Luccinati 2 года назад +1

      @@chasegwop47 1:46

    • @chasegwop47
      @chasegwop47 2 года назад +2

      @@Luccinati bruh this was 2 mins into the video I dunno how my dumbass missed this 😭😭 thank u

    • @plus-sizealbert2268
      @plus-sizealbert2268 2 года назад

      Your profile pic makes your comment so much better 😂