Kane Smith Joes not being an asshole about it though, it’s just he’s not thinking about it in the moment and there is nothing wrong with that. Especially if he’s paying Jaime.
@Lee McDonald he's not really rude it's just comedy lol. He's like that friend that's always bustin people's balls but he's polite when he needs to be.
I actually live in North Bergen, NJ, and the spot where this thing landed is still there, grass will not grow in that spot. This story for what it is worth, I believe it to be true.
It could be our military drones or, it's Chinese Drones scanning the terrain to ground invade us. After all Biden just pardoned 3 Chinese spies , he's buying his next place at the Chinese table
@@johndefiora3558 I haven't seen that, they just have familiarity. You don't have to say thankyouplease every time when there's familiarity between the two.
@@johndefiora3558 that's what happens when you get high on the job. The boss won't get mad at himself for being high but will definitely get mad at you for the same lol
John DeFiora I dont see joe shooting dirty looks, i usually see him glancing over after he’s said something he’s not sure of or made a joke that no one laughs at and looks to jamie for reassurance lmao
Two of the most funny, real, & true Northeastern American dudes. It's like being with family, Dad/Bro, listening to these two guys and I just wanted to say thank you to the both of you
I’m sixty years old, and here to verify Joey’s story. I remember it and it’s all true exactly as he stated. Landed in the park and supposedly took soil samples. I was just a kid but remember it all. For weeks after wards all the local kids were dressing up like aliens by wrapping ourselves n tin foil and running around the park scaring motorists. It was a wild time man! 😂
@@boostedb18b14 First off, I’m not claiming the UFO actually landed there - I don’t know whether one actually did or not - what I am saying is that what he said is true, one supposedly did and it was a very widely circulated story in the local area. Secondly, 193 upvotes to date say that more than a single person did believe me, so basically you can GFY. . . 😁👍🏻
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Please, Joey or Joe, get Richard Dolan, the Ivy League trained UFO historian on a podcast. Richard is fascinating and he has endless government documents to demonstrate some of the reality of UFOs.
Funny you say that, I saw an interview Dolan did with an alleged ex-CIA who went to Area 51. This guy's story parallels with Bob Lazar's story. Check out the transcript of the interview: ufomg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Richard-Dolan-and-Ex-CIA-Interview.pdf. For the actual video of the interview go here: ruclips.net/video/oz88fvDotl4/видео.html
No way Richard Dolan after he screwed everyone over with that Roswell slides fiasco where you had to pay to view their presentation and then their alien got debunked within hours. Scammer
"you and I both know there's gotta be another galaxy out there" "well there's definitely other galaxies. you mean civilizations?" "yeah civilizations. out of all nine of the planets, there's gotta be some out there"
Context man, he probably meant to say something along the lines of "we have 9 planets in our solar system (one of which we know contains a civilization) so odds that there aren't civilizations elsewhere are astronomically low" But yeah haha funny man misspoke hehe 🤦♂️
The fact that this popped up on my feed while during the past 3 weeks, 11 counted (so far) so called “drones” the size of cars have been flying in New Jersey. Crazy
i had a very weird experience in toms river nj in 2015. the one and only time i walked to walgreens late as heck for cigs, lets say 2 am. i happened to be taking a snap chat video talking about walking the neighborhood so late.. and man a huge "plane" flew over my head seemed like it was only a couple hundred feet up. looked like a full on stealth bomber and i damn near shit my pants. you cant see much on the video as it was full black out but you can feel the vibrations through the concrete. there is an airforce base 12 miles or something but i assumed it was a stealth bomber landing or something. never saw or felt anything like that again. full on traingular type aircraft that took up half of the night sky. i did some research and the base is nowhere near big enough to house or land a stealth bomber!!
Cynicalisrealist oh wow.. guess all this strange occurrence has a meaning after all.. 😁. well .. hope you’re doing well. fella with vision of myriad shades of gray .
Question. Don't get crazy ppl, but If the activity over the north East is from extraterrestrials ..... what if it's not an invasion. What if it's an evacuation?
@@faolanliath6687 this is the most interesting and scary theory i have seen around. many have thought we contacted them long ago and they have been here for ages. if they are leaving why?
@@bobicus ikr?! please don't freak out. Don't want ppl panicking, like the war of the worlds radio broadcast. That's just my frustrated writer's brain working overtime. My gut reaction is that they're human tech.
@@faolanliath6687 def could be humanmade, but still maybe reverse engineered. but even if not otherworldly, things shouldnt be flying around our airspace freely. and reports of it elsewhere too. it is very unsettling. no real good option for what it could be.
@@skankblunt2685 I don't want anything to happen to Joe but I think we all want to know what those guys have to say. Did they see it with their eyes or with instruments? Joey doesn't know but those guys do.
@@mattkidroske I'm sure it's possible(if he can get Lazar and Musk,he can get a fighter pilot)but Joe seems to be more focused on celebrities and public figures. Now if he had personal ties with a pilot who happened to have seen some shit,I'm sure he'd be up for it.
Not denying the fact UFO's exist but could your great uncle maybe have just been bewildered about all the new planes and technological advancements hes never seen before like rpgs and automatic machine guns.
I don’t think combat pilots entrusted with a $50 million plane would just “see sh*t” and then get so scared that you bail out of said $50 million plane. I also don’t think you can just “see sh*t” that then proceeds to disable the electronic targeting computers of the nuclear missiles it is hovering over, that turns out to just be a trick of the light. Tricks of the light also can’t trigger radar signatures. It’s pretty wild learning about the actual world if you stop watching propaganda bullsh*t like the mainstream media
Amazing joe reacting to a video “look at that, doesn’t that look like something out of this world?” Me: gee I don’t know man, young Jamie is not showing me the video, must be cool
Ron Burgundy EU fucking people over ? Nothing new at all their then. The reason why Euro cars are dying is because the EU says they have to push technological advances in cars with every new Euro emissions thus they are now so un reliable and normie it will be dead soon.
Wasn't joe a few months ago talking about how done he was with conspiracies ect.... Now he is back to his joe brogan questions everything act... And is he ever not wasted or high off his ass....
I relate to what Joe said about trusting pilots because of their experience. My dad actually saw a UFO once while on his ship (he’s a boat captain). He and his coworker were looking at a certain place in the sky (they were looking at constellations), and by sheer serendipity, noticed a constellation that seemed to be moving. There were lights in a chevron shape, moving across the sky super quickly and absolutely silent. My dad has told me this story a couple of times, and he always says that if he hadn’t kept his eyes on the shape, he wouldn’t have been able to find it again. He went to several schools in his career, and is able to identify any known aircraft from the ground, and he said he’s never seen anything like it. It could be aliens, but he actually found some picture a few months back online of what appeared to be blueprints for the exact craft he and his coworker saw that night. We’re now leaning more towards it being created by humans than by aliens, which actually makes it even more interesting. Joe is exactly right.
The stealth blimp! That's my favorite UFO because it's the most common and the most plausible. Lots of people all describe the same thing, chevron shape, completely silent, blacks out the stars. That's what they say it is, a stealth blimp. Makes perfect sense to me.
Me and my buddies saw a UFO one time. We were walking and the sky lit up a blueish green colour, in the clouds was a ball of light it was there for a couple seconds then it just zoomed across the sky and lit up the clouds and everything around it and disappeared. Me and my friends looked at each other with a wtf was that face. I don’t know if it was human or alien but whatever it was, was some high tech shit.
I seen 4 ufos over south NJ last summer. They were flying south in a triangle. They split in two groups of two, split left and right, then connected back in the middle in a straight line before they disappeared behind the tree line. The lights were very dim(white, blueish, grey color) they blended in with the night sky and i probably wouldn't have seen them if i wasn't star gazing. These things were completely silent and flying at least 3 times as fast as an airplane. Wish other people saw this too
I’m in New York and I’m right next to Hudson River where I can see New Jersey from across the river and my father and I saw a perfect triangle with white dots super high in the sky where it was hard to spot unless you had a good eye
Holden there’s (very good) reason to believe the foo-fighters were German made and operated. WWII ended and the U.S. raided everything they had, including taking their brighter people / scientists, and suddenly at that point such saucers appeared in the SW U.S. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Also connected to that are energy weapons that produce wave interference, which if they’re operating by controlling gravity, wave interference is the thing that would bring them down . . . so some say that not only did we steal foo-fighter technology but also wave interference stuff and started bringing (alien) UFOs down. I’m convinced about the foo-fighter thing; I don’t know about bringing down alien UFOs . . .
@@reecesullivan9985 soooo your saying the Germans had super advanced aerial technology in 1943? (the year with the most foo fighter sightings) and still lost the war? What about the german military records stating they also perceived said aircrafts and were just as confused as the British and Americans. Use your head dude, that doesnt make any sence at all.
you should get joey diaz on at least once a month joe rogan....you two bounce off each other so well....easily one of the best shows ever. keep on keeping on!
If you ever saw one you wouldn't know what to call it besides the shape and a craft. They are legit and mind blowing scary with fear you cant re create. See one close up and you know they dont fly from outer space
With the December 2024 New Jersey drone situation, this clip hits differently.
Yup i said the same thing when i saw this😂😂
I had to pull this clip up because of what's going on now
Where does Joey live now
Kept seeing this pop up in my feed for a few weeks now...
damn
Joey: look it up Jamie please, if you got a minute I dont want to be rude.
Joe: Jamie pull that up
Joe is paying Jamie. Joey isn't.
@@troynelson8896 manners cost nothing
Kane Smith Joes not being an asshole about it though, it’s just he’s not thinking about it in the moment and there is nothing wrong with that. Especially if he’s paying Jaime.
Not saying you said he was being an asshole about it btw
Kane Smith doesn’t it have to do with copyrights
We need Joey's updated take on this
100%
He still wants aliens 👽
They are humans, demonic or angelic
@@StacyPapathanaciou +1
As soon as I saw the news about the nj UFOs my first thought was uncle Joey talking about them.
agreed
Who’s watching this in 2024 after all the Jersey drone sightings?
Yup!!!
What happened 😮
@@MichaelF-cc8ri bunch of sightings of weird flying things every day in new jersey and no one not even the fbi knows what they are
@@moorooster223
🌆 🛸 👽 🚢 🇮🇷 🇷🇺 🇨🇳?
I am 😂 JRE it’s our new Bible 😂
The only guy that says please to Jamie.
Tindle Vibes reminds me of zizeks friendly boss joke. I don’t know what to make of it.
So nice of him!
Tindle Vibes I love it
@Lee McDonald he's not really rude it's just comedy lol. He's like that friend that's always bustin people's balls but he's polite when he needs to be.
Lol. Gavin McIness "Hey nerd"
Joey diaz has not cleared his throat in 56 years
7:52
TehUltimateSnake that was a cough
😂😂😂😂 dead ass
😂 🤣 😂 🤣
I laughed so hard at that
The way Joey spoke to Jamie instantly made me like him more 👍👍
Yeah Young Jamie is the shit. So is Joey
@@Vyral714 I know nothing about Jamie, It's just i've seen some guests talk to him like shit,,, I also know little about Joey :)
@@joeblack2534 Really? Do you remember who?
@@Vyral714 No idea fella]
I thought he was being sarcastic lol like asking somebody who’s sitting around to do there job that they get paid to do
Anyone here 2024😅, NJ back at it again
Duh
The government has been planning them for years, they are prepping for project blue beam
I hate when they’re all viewing something on their screen but don’t show us lol
I feel so left out
that rly bothers me, all the fuckin time
James Stone ikr. If I wanted to listen to something I couldn’t see, I wouldn’t be on RUclips Cocksuckas.
They can’t show a lot of things due to copyright but it’s a brunch of ass I wanna see tht shit
Yeah... I hate it!
Imagine Joey Diaz talking to an alien. “Let me tell you about that time I was a burglar”
"Barbie Benton's got a beautiful bush, it's perfect"
burgalah
LMFAO.
Kidnapped ET and Elliott with a machinegun.
Nashville 96 I robbed a guy for 2 8 balls and stole his ol ladys asshole for a night dawg. Tremendous.
"Look it up Jamie, please.. not to be rude. " well that's nice for a change.
street ethics . white people dont know about that .
@The Nard Dog hes right tho
Hes baked
@@almightyfonics LA is a shit hole, everyone and everything there is literal donkey excrement
John Wayne Bad ass I think he gets paid for all that hard work
This aged very well.
Indeed
I thought this was from the past few days 😮
Yea, no. Just feeding the beast. People want to believe but never get more than a story.
@@amandachristine1256:)
Joey: "Look it up Jamie, please. Not to be rude."
Alex Jones: "LOOK IT UP!"
Eddie Bravo:”LOOK INTO IT”
Alex Jones?
Why’d you comment this on this video???
Apollo because Joey says that in this video 🤦♂️
Search engine:
"They did so much coke in there they called it the grinder.. people in there saw UFOs". Now that's hilariously funny.
That shit must be fire! ;)
It’s legit
I laughed out loud when he said that
Bruh
*Bruuuhhhh*
I actually live in North Bergen, NJ, and the spot where this thing landed is still there, grass will not grow in that spot. This story for what it is worth, I believe it to be true.
Nice
There's a video on RUclips all about what they and you are talking about. It's pretty interesting.
I live in teaneck, close to holy name hospital, same here, my uncle talked about all the time, he played on those very baseball fields
@@Summernightsandneonlights do you know the name of the video?
@@tyanctil Not off hand. I watched it about a year ago. If I can find it I'll let you know.
Dec12th 2024 news is saying we have UAV sightings in New jersey.. uncle Joey ain’t never lie
“It’s fun
I don’t know if it’s real,
It’s fun
That’s just how I feel”
-a poem by Joe Rogan
@Foot L Johnson joe " im struggling dealing with becoming old so i slam out verbal shite to seem like i can fit in with anyone" rogan
ahahhahhahhahahahahhaahhaahhaahahahah
Slam poetry
Lol
Joe rogan Moment 6:50
Joey diaz sound like a diesel engine.
Joey Diaz IS a diesel engine.
Lmaooo
ruclips.net/video/ysu6cf7ClHs/видео.html
joey diazel
Lmaoo
Aliens see Joe Rogan when they smoke DMT
@@wesker1079 uhhhh....okayyy???
@@wesker1079 420 minutes and 69 seconds
Hahahahahhahahaha
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
They see Alex jones
Who is here in 2024 from the drones?
I am!
🫨🫨🫨
It could be our military drones or, it's Chinese Drones scanning the terrain to ground invade us.
After all Biden just pardoned 3 Chinese spies , he's buying his next place at the Chinese table
Hi here in 2024 So maybe they are real ufos and not drones. It is the most densely populated area.
🎉
If cigarettes could talk they’d sound like Joey Diaz
leave uncle joey alone.
Lmaoo
lol
He needs to do an add for whiskey and cigars
A weed strain stiva
Joey Diaz is a national treasure. We could listen to him all day.
Dude is a great story teller
He hasn’t cleared his throat since the time of birth
@@v.e.x.e.d9354 lmfao
yes that he is
Rattles off a story like nobodies business sipping a cup of tea
Joey has to be one of the most genuine human beings alive, I'd love to be able to meet him one day...
Seriously, just to see him and say hi and shake his hands
Hand*
Im sure youll have a hilarious and wild day with Joey man, shit will get crazy and savage!!
Just go to a stand up?
@@ddffgdjfjvhdn4702 stop trying to be different cause you’re not. and you’re fat go work out
Why is youtube recommending this when theres a drone swarm in NJ
Psyops.
Title was changed
@@Masked_Official no it wasn’t lmfao
@@pmndza2002 The title was "Joey Diaz talks UFOS" on way back machine.
@@pmndza2002could you be more dense
Joey got increasingly polite when saying “Look it up Jaime when you get a minute please, not to be rude..” lolol
sometimes joe is rude as fuck to jaime
@@johndefiora3558 I haven't seen that, they just have familiarity. You don't have to say thankyouplease every time when there's familiarity between the two.
@@ShaferHart i know that - but you can see sometimes he's rude and gives him dirty looks. I also see it when he doesn't let the guest speak
@@johndefiora3558 that's what happens when you get high on the job. The boss won't get mad at himself for being high but will definitely get mad at you for the same lol
John DeFiora I dont see joe shooting dirty looks, i usually see him glancing over after he’s said something he’s not sure of or made a joke that no one laughs at and looks to jamie for reassurance lmao
I love how Diaz asks Jamie to look something up 😂😂😂
“Look it up Jamie, if you get a minute please. Not to be rude.”
Wizard King a gentleman
Joey “look it up Jamie please Diaz” 😂
Would let him finish on chest.
yeah that was great
Wizard King that was my favorite part!!! Lol I love him!!
In an alternative universe:
Jamie: Pull that up, Joe!
Imagine is joe rogan was joey diaz
Imagine if Woody Allen was Arnold Schwarzenegger
W comment
That'd be cool, and Joe with hair 😮😮😮
This clip is more relevant today than ever before 👀🍿
"A lot of people with big heads"
I'm fuckin dyin 😂🤣
Joey Diaz is a national treasure! FR!!
That was a good one. I also liked when he misspoke and said, "you and me both know there are other galaxies out there. There has to be". lol
@@JonnyBeoulve there’s like millions or billions of other galaxies, right?…. 😂 way too funny
Joe being classy! He asked Jaime nicely not like others "hey sport pull that up" " come on Jaime look for it" give the man his respect!
He talked to him like an equal. I like it!
That’s why we love this cocksucka!
The majority of people do this lol
Fuck Jaime xD
What the hell are all of you talking about?? No one ever really disrespected jaime
Joey Diaz is hilarious when he's not even trying to be
I AGREE, HE IS JUST A GENUINLY FUNNY HUMAN BEING!
I could listen to his stories all day
The jab at the people in New Jersey having big heads was very funny.
14:37 🤣
Yes!! 😂 Lovable big ole dude.
Crazy new jersey ufos is in the news right now, made me circle back to ol Joe n Joey
they are not UFO's they are 10000% identified. look up the New Jersey UAS test site. case closed. you're welcome.
Life’s a simulation
@@LifeUnscriptedPodexactly
Two of the most funny, real, & true Northeastern American dudes. It's like being with family, Dad/Bro, listening to these two guys and I just wanted to say thank you to the both of you
Exactly…. Gotta be a Jersey / NY guy to really feel that!
Joe is so lucky
Definitely
“19 f*ckin Shlemensky” 🤣🤣
Joshua Howard it’s little things that he says that are hilarious lol
Read this right as he said it 😂😂
I’m sixty years old, and here to verify Joey’s story. I remember it and it’s all true exactly as he stated. Landed in the park and supposedly took soil samples. I was just a kid but remember it all. For weeks after wards all the local kids were dressing up like aliens by wrapping ourselves n tin foil and running around the park scaring motorists. It was a wild time man! 😂
@@dannybarras5993 can’t argue with that . . . 😂
If that's true, great. But I don't think a single person believes you.
@@boostedb18b14 First off, I’m not claiming the UFO actually landed there - I don’t know whether one actually did or not - what I am saying is that what he said is true, one supposedly did and it was a very widely circulated story in the local area.
Secondly, 193 upvotes to date say that more than a single person did believe me, so basically you can GFY. . . 😁👍🏻
@@boostedb18b14 I do lol
@@boostedb18b14 Who gives a fuck what you think though bud
why is this from 5 years ago tf
I feel completely stoned listening to this video and I’m sober
Me too! I feel completely stoned, but I'm only actually a little high
Joey Diaz voice makes you high AF!
😂🤣
I wish I could do that it would save me hundreds of ££££££ a week
Wah wah wah go smoke some pot bro, and come back to us
Joey Diaz's voice makes Thanos sound like a soprano.
Look like or sound like?
Dumbass comment
@@chadmahon7229 what dumbass comment?
Meadow or Tony?
Josh Brolin is about to show up at your door.
"You heard the organ music" I dont know why I'm laughing so hard at that
Mmm..mm…mmmm 😂
That was the funniest thing I heard in a long time 🤣
OOOOOUUUUU
same 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😅
oooouuuuouuoooooouuuuuooooooouuuuuuuu
No way this clip is 5 years old
Wow
When joey talks he makes me feel like I need to clear my throat...
God that pisses me off
Great comment
Joe "I saw a wolf but it was a squirrel" Rogan
I like Joe but sometimes he kills me
Alistair "I clearly felt a tap" Overeem
Joe you need to get Robert Downey Jr. on the podcast
That would be a great show.... 👍
Who are you talking to?
Get tony stark on
Joe is not on his level..
Dude he should bring on the iron Man suit and let Joe fly in it
They’re back in jersey 😂
3:24 "it's been there since 19-fuckin' schlemenski..."😂
😅😅😅😅- Legitable
Joey “ look that up Jamie if you have a minute no to be rude” Diaz
@@viracocha crap poo poo head
albuquerque shitgasm
Just got home from a 12 hour shift to see clips posted featuring Joey Diaz, time to roll up a swisher and kick back lol.
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I think dutches are better but to each their own
Whos here in 2024 with drones all over NJ?
I just saw one last night! It was hovering above the house n then 1 hovering maybe 2 miles away. Try coming out at around 9 pm n ull see them no joke.
@@jeffhamac6662dude I just found 3 in my McDonald’s sandwich
The Dictionary of Joey Diaz:
*Legitable*
To be legit
-19SCHLAMENSKY
As long as it flows!!
*Stonehedge*
Stonehenge
too legitable to be unquitable
Yeah i wonder how he required such a command of the english language.
Please, Joey or Joe, get Richard Dolan, the Ivy League trained UFO historian on a podcast. Richard is fascinating and he has endless government documents to demonstrate some of the reality of UFOs.
Noooooo
UFO’s are real, but that doesn’t really mean shit
Funny you say that, I saw an interview Dolan did with an alleged ex-CIA who went to Area 51. This guy's story parallels with Bob Lazar's story. Check out the transcript of the interview: ufomg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Richard-Dolan-and-Ex-CIA-Interview.pdf. For the actual video of the interview go here: ruclips.net/video/oz88fvDotl4/видео.html
No way Richard Dolan after he screwed everyone over with that Roswell slides fiasco where you had to pay to view their presentation and then their alien got debunked within hours. Scammer
“Skeptics” running hot here. Cointellpro?
Now there's fact checking of the highest order: "they even mentioned it in the Saprano's".
@Cynicalisrealist probably not
Charlie Hubbard lolol seriously....btw,I'm not the spellchecker,it's Soprano tho...
😂😂😂😂
Dec 2024, this aged well
"you and I both know there's gotta be another galaxy out there"
"well there's definitely other galaxies. you mean civilizations?"
"yeah civilizations. out of all nine of the planets, there's gotta be some out there"
Lol
Was looking for this comment
Probably not the best guy to bring up the UFO topic with in any depth.
Nice guy, not too bright...just saying. Drone's with razor blades? Ha!
Context man, he probably meant to say something along the lines of "we have 9 planets in our solar system (one of which we know contains a civilization) so odds that there aren't civilizations elsewhere are astronomically low"
But yeah haha funny man misspoke hehe 🤦♂️
if leather could talk it would sound like joey diaz.
Cuban toilet paper
Not that soft supple organic cow from napa valley leather, that been sitting in the sun for 25 years car leather
@@tommynobaka an old buttoned arm chair
Joe Rogan is the kind of guy who would offer DMT to an alien entity...
If aliens did DMT, they'd more than likely be visited by the machine humans and Cezar Romero.
@@ontologicallysteve7765 Basically an inverse DMT experience. I mean we're aliens to aliens so
They would start worshiping Joe Rogan and give him a UFO and grow his hair back
I’d offer them beer
Lmfao 😂
The fact that this popped up on my feed while during the past 3 weeks, 11 counted (so far) so called “drones” the size of cars have been flying in New Jersey. Crazy
i had a very weird experience in toms river nj in 2015. the one and only time i walked to walgreens late as heck for cigs, lets say 2 am. i happened to be taking a snap chat video talking about walking the neighborhood so late.. and man a huge "plane" flew over my head seemed like it was only a couple hundred feet up. looked like a full on stealth bomber and i damn near shit my pants. you cant see much on the video as it was full black out but you can feel the vibrations through the concrete. there is an airforce base 12 miles or something but i assumed it was a stealth bomber landing or something. never saw or felt anything like that again. full on traingular type aircraft that took up half of the night sky. i did some research and the base is nowhere near big enough to house or land a stealth bomber!!
Always good to see good ole uncle Joey giving respect to Jamie when asking for internet research. Never doesn’t say please... powerful
ΓΠΚΕ-Β ______ fuck up, idiot
"pull that shit up
please"
We need a shirt with “ Jamie pull that up “
Jesus joeys so high, and Joes reaction to him when he’s stumbling about drones at 14:38 is absolutely hysterical
I was looking for someone talking about this :))) that was fucking funny
It was kinda like a "out of context" video
😆
Lmaoooo
xddddddd WOW
“Look it up Jamie, if you have a minute please. not to be rude”
RESPECT!!
Cynicalisrealist 🤔
Cynicalisrealist oh wow.. guess all this strange occurrence has a meaning after all.. 😁.
well .. hope you’re doing well.
fella with vision of myriad shades of gray .
Watching in December 2024
The best thing about having Joey Diaz as guest is his great story telling ability and the comments section 🤣😂🤣
"....they put em back as big headed mothafuckas." 😂😂😂
Lost my oxygen at that part
Joe Rogan UFO videos are my favourite type of Joe Rogan videos
2024 anyone?
Question. Don't get crazy ppl, but
If the activity over the north East is from extraterrestrials ..... what if it's not an invasion. What if it's an evacuation?
@@faolanliath6687 this is the most interesting and scary theory i have seen around. many have thought we contacted them long ago and they have been here for ages. if they are leaving why?
@@bobicus ikr?! please don't freak out. Don't want ppl panicking, like the war of the worlds radio broadcast. That's just my frustrated writer's brain working overtime. My gut reaction is that they're human tech.
@@faolanliath6687 def could be humanmade, but still maybe reverse engineered. but even if not otherworldly, things shouldnt be flying around our airspace freely. and reports of it elsewhere too. it is very unsettling. no real good option for what it could be.
@@bobicus yes and yes.
Joey is literally my favorite human on the planet😂😂 I could listen to him all day, lol
Joe "Imagine if you had a small drone, the size of a cheeseburger" Rogan.
"the size of an elkburger"
“There must be life on one of the nine planets out there” - Diaz
Yeah, and galaxies surely exist out theres someplace. Yous guys agree? y'betta'!
Alex Fay there’s so much more out there beyond our 9 planets. Our government tells us nothing. 😄
Jamie Russell I do. I’ve seen a black triangle above me and took off like nothing we know of. Silent. Way too fast.
DanP D it’s common knowledge that there are more than 9 planets, not something the government are trying to hife
Bobin there’s one ( our binary star ) on an elliptical orbit that we have no record of. Will be a big surprise to our planet some day.
I think Joe’s theory about aliens is more realistic 😂😂😂
Aliens doing Coke in some circular building is a theory I subscribe to 😂
"One night I was on acid, and then I started hallucinating because when you do coke for 10 hours straight you start hallucinating."
-Joey
😂✌️
Lmfao
😂😂😂😂
Joey Diaz's voice is so incredibly comforting to me. I could listen to it all day.
Joe, you should interview one of those military guys that saw a UFO
mattkidroske why want you joe get killed by the goverment
@@skankblunt2685 I don't want anything to happen to Joe but I think we all want to know what those guys have to say. Did they see it with their eyes or with instruments? Joey doesn't know but those guys do.
That'd be fantastic,but I imagine it'd be slightly easier said than done. They're most likely pretty busy and difficult to get ahold of.
@@ThuyCawlEemThaBlaydRunna I doubt the military would allow them to even do it anyway
@@mattkidroske I'm sure it's possible(if he can get Lazar and Musk,he can get a fighter pilot)but Joe seems to be more focused on celebrities and public figures. Now if he had personal ties with a pilot who happened to have seen some shit,I'm sure he'd be up for it.
We need a sequel joey was right
Joey “there’s gotta be other galaxies, out of the 9 planets there’s gotta be something” Diaz
😂🤣
I can't wrap my head around the possibility that their may be NINE planets out there, in the great expansive universe
must be high af
Is your screen name Grateful Dead Summer 93
@@kevinr.3542 maybe God Smack 93
My great uncle was a rear gunner on a lancaster bomber during WWII and he said he saw things in the sky that couldnt be explained.
I have no doubt he did.
Well.....he saw Nazis falling out the sky in burning aircraft.....not many people seen that😂
Yes aliens were the third side in the Second World War
That Patriot not all Germans in WW2 were Nazi’s..... Just sayin
Not denying the fact UFO's exist but could your great uncle maybe have just been bewildered about all the new planes and technological advancements hes never seen before like rpgs and automatic machine guns.
Joe “a drone the size of a cheeseburger” Rogan. 😂😂😂
I fly drones that are the size of cheeseburgers.
Time to have Joey back on to tell stories and spread some chill during this time lol
7:49
Joey: "What's considered a sighting?"
Joe: "Well, the thing is, you just see shit."
I lost it
He was dead ass serious when he said that too 😂
I read this comment at the exact moment it was said in the video😂
@@seannoble2503 That happens to me all the time lol.
I don’t think combat pilots entrusted with a $50 million plane would just “see sh*t” and then get so scared that you bail out of said $50 million plane. I also don’t think you can just “see sh*t” that then proceeds to disable the electronic targeting computers of the nuclear missiles it is hovering over, that turns out to just be a trick of the light. Tricks of the light also can’t trigger radar signatures. It’s pretty wild learning about the actual world if you stop watching propaganda bullsh*t like the mainstream media
"It's been there since nineteen f***'n shlamenski, I don't know." - How to make temporal references, By Dr. Joey Diaz.
Vitor Gomes First Edition
Vitor Gomes amazing ☺️
Vitor Gomes lol temporal references
Vitor Gomes btw....r u CV?
@@NittyGritty508 What do you mean CV?
"It's been theh sense 19 fucking shlamensky I dont know"
That shit had me rollin
I want to use this expression but I think you gotta be legit to say something like that
We need Joey back on!!
Aliens in New Jersey?? Seems legit-able 🤷🏽♂️
Yeah the interstellar aliens can bring their huddled masses and beem em directly to the welfare office.
There’s a lot of illegal aliens
That's most of what lives in Jersey
Did the mob extort them ?
All them Jersey chemical plants screwing with peoples minds. LooooL
Amazing joe reacting to a video “look at that, doesn’t that look like something out of this world?” Me: gee I don’t know man, young Jamie is not showing me the video, must be cool
Blame RUclips not Jamie.
We know it’s RUclips but Jaimie needs to be disciplined sometimes
Ron Burgundy EU fucking people over ? Nothing new at all their then. The reason why Euro cars are dying is because the EU says they have to push technological advances in cars with every new Euro emissions thus they are now so un reliable and normie it will be dead soon.
Wasn't joe a few months ago talking about how done he was with conspiracies ect....
Now he is back to his joe brogan questions everything act...
And is he ever not wasted or high off his ass....
Dude you're a lot calmer then how I reacted, read my expletive laced tirade somewhere in all caps in this comment section
I relate to what Joe said about trusting pilots because of their experience. My dad actually saw a UFO once while on his ship (he’s a boat captain). He and his coworker were looking at a certain place in the sky (they were looking at constellations), and by sheer serendipity, noticed a constellation that seemed to be moving. There were lights in a chevron shape, moving across the sky super quickly and absolutely silent. My dad has told me this story a couple of times, and he always says that if he hadn’t kept his eyes on the shape, he wouldn’t have been able to find it again. He went to several schools in his career, and is able to identify any known aircraft from the ground, and he said he’s never seen anything like it. It could be aliens, but he actually found some picture a few months back online of what appeared to be blueprints for the exact craft he and his coworker saw that night. We’re now leaning more towards it being created by humans than by aliens, which actually makes it even more interesting. Joe is exactly right.
yeah my dad also their definitely watching us observing life
The stealth blimp! That's my favorite UFO because it's the most common and the most plausible. Lots of people all describe the same thing, chevron shape, completely silent, blacks out the stars. That's what they say it is, a stealth blimp. Makes perfect sense to me.
Me and my buddies saw a UFO one time. We were walking and the sky lit up a blueish green colour, in the clouds was a ball of light it was there for a couple seconds then it just zoomed across the sky and lit up the clouds and everything around it and disappeared. Me and my friends looked at each other with a wtf was that face. I don’t know if it was human or alien but whatever it was, was some high tech shit.
@@diegoledezma4045 I've seen that too and that's basically when a meteor is falling down and burning up. It's mostly greenish right?
sounds like a drone swarm
The Hudson Park UFO Landing is detailed in the late great Budd Hopkins' books Intruders and/or Missing Time.
A lot of people with Big Heads 😂
Lol diaz is the funniest story teller
I seen 4 ufos over south NJ last summer. They were flying south in a triangle. They split in two groups of two, split left and right, then connected back in the middle in a straight line before they disappeared behind the tree line. The lights were very dim(white, blueish, grey color) they blended in with the night sky and i probably wouldn't have seen them if i wasn't star gazing. These things were completely silent and flying at least 3 times as fast as an airplane. Wish other people saw this too
South Jersey? They probably didn't make it out of Camden alive.
I’m in New York and I’m right next to Hudson River where I can see New Jersey from across the river and my father and I saw a perfect triangle with white dots super high in the sky where it was hard to spot unless you had a good eye
A lot of aliens are interested in American people, it seems. Oh, wait...
@@ryan25151 deffo deffo aliens!
I’ve seen UFO’s before very similar to this and the color is something you can’t describe it’s like blue purple silver something.
Ufo sightings increased drastically when they started to nuke the Nevada desert throughout the middle of the 20th century just saying
Holden there’s (very good) reason to believe the foo-fighters were German made and operated. WWII ended and the U.S. raided everything they had, including taking their brighter people / scientists, and suddenly at that point such saucers appeared in the SW U.S. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Also connected to that are energy weapons that produce wave interference, which if they’re operating by controlling gravity, wave interference is the thing that would bring them down . . . so some say that not only did we steal foo-fighter technology but also wave interference stuff and started bringing (alien) UFOs down.
I’m convinced about the foo-fighter thing; I don’t know about bringing down alien UFOs . . .
@@reecesullivan9985 soooo your saying the Germans had super advanced aerial technology in 1943? (the year with the most foo fighter sightings) and still lost the war? What about the german military records stating they also perceived said aircrafts and were just as confused as the British and Americans. Use your head dude, that doesnt make any sence at all.
Ur absolutely right. We poked the sleeping bears.
And they woke up.
Department of Defense owns more land in the Southwest than anywhere else.
There is, without a doubt, other living species out in the universe somewhere.
Odd coming back to this video after the recent drone incidents in Jersey
“People in there done that much coke they called it the grinder”.. they have been seeing ufos for years from that building.
People on coke stay up all night
I cracked up so hard when he called it the grinder!!!
Foot L Johnson psychosis
you should get joey diaz on at least once a month joe rogan....you two bounce off each other so well....easily one of the best shows ever.
keep on keeping on!
i concur 😎✊ they are best mates for years dawg.
they been in the trenches.
I agree, Joey is the best😁👍
"Its been there since 19-Schlamenski..." Im taking this...
Who is here in 2024..? 😅😢
65 UFO sightings in northern NJ in 2019 alone lmao as of 6/25
UFO doesn't mean 👽.
Slowburn 👾 👾👾 👽 👾👾👾
If you ever saw one you wouldn't know what to call it besides the shape and a craft. They are legit and mind blowing scary with fear you cant re create. See one close up and you know they dont fly from outer space
@@xxxgames4458 What does that even mean? They dont come from space what?
And how many planes fly over to land at any of the 5 major airports and 27 minor airports?
People are stupid.
I believe btw.
Joey "There's other galaxies out there" Diaz
14:38 did joeys edible just kick in or something ahahah
Rogans reaction was priceless 😆
Loool
Haha had me dying
KMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol no doubt!!!
It should be the number one trending video right now December 2024
I lost it when dude said “legidible sighting” 🧐🤔 huh!?😂😂😂
Or the razor blades on drones slitting throats.
Or the cows that puke milk
Or the cows that puke milk
8:30 I laughed a little too hard at his impression of aliens
Earth is the Tijuana of alien destinations. That made me laugh pretty hard.
‘What Happens on Earth, Stays on Earth™️’
Hahahaha im dying over hereeeee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahahahah man the moment I saw it I paused and went to see if someone made comment about it.
What does that mean, laughing too hard...you shat your panties?
Bro, Joes alien sound fucking killed me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:36
Lmfao!!!!
😂😂😂😂
And look whats happening now. Pretty crazy!