Joe Rogan | The New Jersey UFO Phenomenon w/Joey Diaz

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  • Опубликовано: 30 июн 2019
  • Taken from JRE #1319 w/Joey Diaz:
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  • @tindlevibes4680
    @tindlevibes4680 4 года назад +3010

    The only guy that says please to Jamie.

    • @ashokkudtarkar6456
      @ashokkudtarkar6456 4 года назад +14

      Tindle Vibes reminds me of zizeks friendly boss joke. I don’t know what to make of it.

    • @RoxanneJ
      @RoxanneJ 4 года назад +16

      So nice of him!

    • @doublecupz
      @doublecupz 4 года назад +3

      Tindle Vibes I love it

    • @goony2703
      @goony2703 4 года назад +84

      @Lee McDonald he's not really rude it's just comedy lol. He's like that friend that's always bustin people's balls but he's polite when he needs to be.

    • @Order-pu5ub
      @Order-pu5ub 4 года назад +4

      Lol. Gavin McIness "Hey nerd"

  • @julyasa8095
    @julyasa8095 4 года назад +4420

    Joey diaz sound like a diesel engine.

  • @6XXyeahdudeXX9
    @6XXyeahdudeXX9 Год назад +239

    "You heard the organ music" I dont know why I'm laughing so hard at that

  • @JoseTorres-vp6sk
    @JoseTorres-vp6sk Год назад +45

    The best thing about having Joey Diaz as guest is his great story telling ability and the comments section 🤣😂🤣

  • @philthytanks4952
    @philthytanks4952 4 года назад +4466

    I hate when they’re all viewing something on their screen but don’t show us lol

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 4 года назад +340

      I feel so left out

    • @aidanschmidt8718
      @aidanschmidt8718 4 года назад +239

      that rly bothers me, all the fuckin time

    • @SunshineStrickland
      @SunshineStrickland 4 года назад +149

      James Stone ikr. If I wanted to listen to something I couldn’t see, I wouldn’t be on RUclips Cocksuckas.

    • @maxkeane2545
      @maxkeane2545 4 года назад +141

      They can’t show a lot of things due to copyright but it’s a brunch of ass I wanna see tht shit

    • @lemasterpainting2395
      @lemasterpainting2395 4 года назад +13

      Yeah... I hate it!

  • @kubo1940
    @kubo1940 4 года назад +7375

    Joey diaz has not cleared his throat in 56 years

  • @georgea.9684
    @georgea.9684 Год назад +665

    I’m sixty years old, and here to verify Joey’s story. I remember it and it’s all true exactly as he stated. Landed in the park and supposedly took soil samples. I was just a kid but remember it all. For weeks after wards all the local kids were dressing up like aliens by wrapping ourselves n tin foil and running around the park scaring motorists. It was a wild time man! 😂

    • @georgea.9684
      @georgea.9684 Год назад +19

      @@dannybarras5993 can’t argue with that . . . 😂

    • @boostedb18b14
      @boostedb18b14 Год назад +14

      If that's true, great. But I don't think a single person believes you.

    • @georgea.9684
      @georgea.9684 Год назад

      @@boostedb18b14 First off, I’m not claiming the UFO actually landed there - I don’t know whether one actually did or not - what I am saying is that what he said is true, one supposedly did and it was a very widely circulated story in the local area.
      Secondly, 193 upvotes to date say that more than a single person did believe me, so basically you can GFY. . . 😁👍🏻

    • @evanmcgeorge9942
      @evanmcgeorge9942 Год назад +51

      ​@@boostedb18b14 I do lol

    • @cmen6895
      @cmen6895 Год назад

      @@boostedb18b14 Who gives a fuck what you think though bud

  • @annohalloran6020
    @annohalloran6020 2 года назад +317

    Joey Diaz is a national treasure. We could listen to him all day.

    • @MrSkater169
      @MrSkater169 Год назад +4

      Dude is a great story teller

    • @v.e.x.e.d9354
      @v.e.x.e.d9354 Год назад +2

      He hasn’t cleared his throat since the time of birth

    • @ceez8731
      @ceez8731 Год назад +1

      @@v.e.x.e.d9354 lmfao

    • @ceez8731
      @ceez8731 Год назад

      yes that he is

    • @Gblonkers
      @Gblonkers 11 месяцев назад

      Rattles off a story like nobodies business sipping a cup of tea

  • @kanesmith2855
    @kanesmith2855 4 года назад +4972

    Joey: look it up Jamie please, if you got a minute I dont want to be rude.
    Joe: Jamie pull that up

    • @troynelson8896
      @troynelson8896 4 года назад +366

      Joe is paying Jamie. Joey isn't.

    • @kanesmith2855
      @kanesmith2855 4 года назад +770

      @@troynelson8896 manners cost nothing

    • @angelquizhpe2473
      @angelquizhpe2473 4 года назад +224

      Kane Smith Joes not being an asshole about it though, it’s just he’s not thinking about it in the moment and there is nothing wrong with that. Especially if he’s paying Jaime.

    • @angelquizhpe2473
      @angelquizhpe2473 4 года назад +14

      Not saying you said he was being an asshole about it btw

    • @18aplateindoors
      @18aplateindoors 4 года назад +3

      Kane Smith doesn’t it have to do with copyrights

  • @redpillrepublic
    @redpillrepublic 4 года назад +2162

    Aliens see Joe Rogan when they smoke DMT

  • @christopherscott3843
    @christopherscott3843 Год назад +24

    If you're trying to find out the difference between a regular craft and a UFO UFOs move so fast that you barely noticed that they was even there

    • @kingheart9555
      @kingheart9555 Год назад +2

      Your right on that one brother. One time out our window in high desert…. They move fast

    • @WillOfFir
      @WillOfFir Год назад

      Im barely able to track them with my sharingan

  • @davidapple8047
    @davidapple8047 2 года назад +13

    "A lot of people with big heads"
    I'm fuckin dyin 😂🤣
    Joey Diaz is a national treasure! FR!!

  • @Stigs722
    @Stigs722 3 года назад +2409

    Imagine Joey Diaz talking to an alien. “Let me tell you about that time I was a burglar”

    • @andrewbowyer5043
      @andrewbowyer5043 2 года назад +104

      "Barbie Benton's got a beautiful bush, it's perfect"

    • @noirpxp_9751
      @noirpxp_9751 2 года назад +47

      burgalah

    • @kathrynmcelroy5658
      @kathrynmcelroy5658 2 года назад +10

      LMFAO.

    • @potterj09
      @potterj09 2 года назад +29

      Kidnapped ET and Elliott with a machinegun.

    • @RRswag70
      @RRswag70 2 года назад +10

      Nashville 96 I robbed a guy for 2 8 balls and stole his ol ladys asshole for a night dawg. Tremendous.

  • @johnwaynebadass1586
    @johnwaynebadass1586 4 года назад +1046

    "Look it up Jamie, please.. not to be rude. " well that's nice for a change.

    • @ghostofkevin6316
      @ghostofkevin6316 4 года назад +55

      street ethics . white people dont know about that .

    • @RaVisions
      @RaVisions 4 года назад +21

      @The Nard Dog hes right tho

    • @longshorts7148
      @longshorts7148 4 года назад +23

      Hes baked

    • @starmorpheus
      @starmorpheus 4 года назад +49

      @@almightyfonics LA is a shit hole, everyone and everything there is literal donkey excrement

    • @piotrswat169
      @piotrswat169 4 года назад +1

      John Wayne Bad ass I think he gets paid for all that hard work

  • @kubilaykazak8218
    @kubilaykazak8218 Год назад +93

    Dude 8:34 the alien impressions killed me at work 🤣

  • @NobungaGames
    @NobungaGames 11 месяцев назад +10

    Lol Jamie pulling up the sightings and joe just going “what’re you doing come on, pull the last one up again” joe loves those stealth bombers

  • @robwilliamson9056
    @robwilliamson9056 4 года назад +1749

    If cigarettes could talk they’d sound like Joey Diaz

  • @BennysGamingAttic
    @BennysGamingAttic 4 года назад +1384

    Joey: "Look it up Jamie, please. Not to be rude."
    Alex Jones: "LOOK IT UP!"

    • @stevonico
      @stevonico 4 года назад +89

      Eddie Bravo:”LOOK INTO IT”

    • @cnvq8833
      @cnvq8833 4 года назад +2

      Alex Jones?

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 4 года назад +2

      Why’d you comment this on this video???

    • @astral8132
      @astral8132 3 года назад +14

      Apollo because Joey says that in this video 🤦‍♂️

    • @petterhouting7484
      @petterhouting7484 3 года назад +4

      Search engine:

  • @lelandc9763
    @lelandc9763 2 года назад +21

    Mad respect to Joey for speaking to my man's with respect. Hes a real one.

  • @SpaceOutCat
    @SpaceOutCat 2 года назад +15

    14:42 had me laughing... Joey sounds so sinister with that statement out of nowhere and The look at Joe's face

  • @gandymancan3460
    @gandymancan3460 4 года назад +1569

    "They did so much coke in there they called it the grinder.. people in there saw UFOs". Now that's hilariously funny.

  • @tyrstark8673
    @tyrstark8673 4 года назад +552

    Joey Diaz's voice makes Thanos sound like a soprano.

  • @GoodMorningJuiceBox
    @GoodMorningJuiceBox 11 месяцев назад +4

    If I had to put one person in front of aliens for there first interaction with the human race it would be Joey Diaz lol

  • @benjaminpugsley1849
    @benjaminpugsley1849 2 года назад +4

    “The organ music started playing!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @joeblack2534
    @joeblack2534 4 года назад +3508

    The way Joey spoke to Jamie instantly made me like him more 👍👍

    • @Vyral714
      @Vyral714 3 года назад +144

      Yeah Young Jamie is the shit. So is Joey

    • @joeblack2534
      @joeblack2534 3 года назад +112

      @@Vyral714 I know nothing about Jamie, It's just i've seen some guests talk to him like shit,,, I also know little about Joey :)

    • @Vyral714
      @Vyral714 3 года назад +18

      @@joeblack2534 Really? Do you remember who?

    • @joeblack2534
      @joeblack2534 3 года назад +12

      @@Vyral714 No idea fella]

    • @EP1CY0SHI
      @EP1CY0SHI 3 года назад +23

      I thought he was being sarcastic lol like asking somebody who’s sitting around to do there job that they get paid to do

  • @killerluuk
    @killerluuk 4 года назад +255

    Joe "I saw a wolf but it was a squirrel" Rogan

  • @SpongeBobNopants-tm7yz
    @SpongeBobNopants-tm7yz 8 месяцев назад +5

    Joe Rogan UFO videos are my favourite type of Joe Rogan videos

  • @zackmarkham4240
    @zackmarkham4240 Год назад +11

    What was in the video wasn't a Stealth Bomber, that was a Stealth Fighter. Stealth bombers are far larger. About 10 years ago, one flew LOW like 500 feet over my neighborhood with it's F-18 escort heading to MacDill Air Force Base. I thought the world was ending with all the shaking and thundering sound from the flyby.

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 Год назад +1

      I swear that I saw a B-2 fly over my neighborhood, and like directly over the apartment I lived in, around 17-18 years ago. The weird thing is that I remember it looking like it was flying super low, the thing was huge in the sky above me, but I don't remember hearing it make any sound at all

    • @amberar
      @amberar Год назад +1

      I believe it was a F117

    • @zackmarkham4240
      @zackmarkham4240 Год назад

      @@amberar AKA Stealth Jet

  • @maxbabiarczyk5831
    @maxbabiarczyk5831 3 года назад +318

    In an alternative universe:
    Jamie: Pull that up, Joe!

    • @joeychaseschecks9188
      @joeychaseschecks9188 2 года назад +2

      Imagine is joe rogan was joey diaz

    • @Paul-dw2cl
      @Paul-dw2cl 2 года назад +3

      Imagine if Woody Allen was Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • @viljar420
      @viljar420 3 месяца назад

      W comment

  • @harkyo
    @harkyo 4 года назад +204

    3:24 "it's been there since 19-fuckin' schlemenski..."😂

  • @NooffenceBut_
    @NooffenceBut_ Год назад +8

    Joe as he realised they give out the blurry ones on purpose and what that actually means, we ain't alone people.

  • @jessemohring3484
    @jessemohring3484 10 месяцев назад +3

    People: "Do aliens exist?"
    Joe Rogan: "I think they onlh come here when they're high"

  • @TWCH
    @TWCH 4 года назад +202

    Now there's fact checking of the highest order: "they even mentioned it in the Saprano's".

    • @xrmighty
      @xrmighty 4 года назад

      @Cynicalisrealist probably not

    • @NittyGritty508
      @NittyGritty508 4 года назад

      Charlie Hubbard lolol seriously....btw,I'm not the spellchecker,it's Soprano tho...

  • @KNTH
    @KNTH 4 года назад +129

    Joey got increasingly polite when saying “Look it up Jaime when you get a minute please, not to be rude..” lolol

    • @johndefiora3558
      @johndefiora3558 4 года назад +4

      sometimes joe is rude as fuck to jaime

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart 4 года назад +13

      @@johndefiora3558 I haven't seen that, they just have familiarity. You don't have to say thankyouplease every time when there's familiarity between the two.

    • @johndefiora3558
      @johndefiora3558 4 года назад +2

      @@ShaferHart i know that - but you can see sometimes he's rude and gives him dirty looks. I also see it when he doesn't let the guest speak

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart 4 года назад +2

      @@johndefiora3558 that's what happens when you get high on the job. The boss won't get mad at himself for being high but will definitely get mad at you for the same lol

    • @youfuckingmomo1632
      @youfuckingmomo1632 4 года назад +8

      John DeFiora I dont see joe shooting dirty looks, i usually see him glancing over after he’s said something he’s not sure of or made a joke that no one laughs at and looks to jamie for reassurance lmao

  • @podcastcomedy4832
    @podcastcomedy4832 2 года назад +5

    I’m from NJ, my dad told me he saw a ufo one time on top of a pizzeria late at night walking home. And it vanished and just poofed off in the air. I definitely agree with Joey that NJ is a hotspot for ufos I’ve heard many stories and personal testimonies.

    • @deviousdoll82
      @deviousdoll82 2 года назад

      Aliens wanted pizza from NJ?? I thought they were intelligent. Everyone knows NY has the best pizza!!

    • @sailorgalaxia963
      @sailorgalaxia963 11 месяцев назад

      Nah its just Italians in cyberpunk pizzas

  • @dinethdealwis4234
    @dinethdealwis4234 2 года назад +3

    Joe describing the wolf got me laughing lmao

  • @wking4699
    @wking4699 4 года назад +267

    I love how Diaz asks Jamie to look something up 😂😂😂
    “Look it up Jamie, if you get a minute please. Not to be rude.”

    • @oliverocket
      @oliverocket 4 года назад +21

      Wizard King a gentleman

    • @johnsmitty3238
      @johnsmitty3238 4 года назад +7

      Joey “look it up Jamie please Diaz” 😂

    • @mrt2322
      @mrt2322 4 года назад +4

      Would let him finish on chest.

    • @perezzperez
      @perezzperez 4 года назад +1

      yeah that was great

    • @MistyGee
      @MistyGee 4 года назад

      Wizard King that was my favorite part!!! Lol I love him!!

  • @prettyflacko793
    @prettyflacko793 4 года назад +319

    I feel completely stoned listening to this video and I’m sober

    • @chriscee3981
      @chriscee3981 4 года назад +12

      Me too! I feel completely stoned, but I'm only actually a little high

    • @RuiLuz
      @RuiLuz 4 года назад +1

      Joey Diaz voice makes you high AF!

    • @Aholeintheground
      @Aholeintheground 4 года назад

      😂🤣

    • @msquared6695
      @msquared6695 4 года назад

      I wish I could do that it would save me hundreds of ££££££ a week

    • @raymondmaggelet7044
      @raymondmaggelet7044 4 года назад

      Wah wah wah go smoke some pot bro, and come back to us

  • @Iseetheworldindetails
    @Iseetheworldindetails Год назад +3

    Im pretty convinced that Joey is an actual alien. 👽

  • @saiddone2656
    @saiddone2656 Год назад +4

    I'd like to fly in a fighter jet before I die.

  • @druvesela6741
    @druvesela6741 4 года назад +501

    “It’s fun
    I don’t know if it’s real,
    It’s fun
    That’s just how I feel”
    -a poem by Joe Rogan

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead 4 года назад +5

      @Foot L Johnson joe " im struggling dealing with becoming old so i slam out verbal shite to seem like i can fit in with anyone" rogan

    • @duxxi4ever
      @duxxi4ever 4 года назад +1

      ahahhahhahhahahahahhaahhaahhaahahahah

    • @robotsaysbeebooboop
      @robotsaysbeebooboop 4 года назад +1

      Slam poetry

    • @THE-NC2
      @THE-NC2 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @robertmiles8766
      @robertmiles8766 4 года назад

      Joe rogan Moment 6:50

  • @tylerdixon3290
    @tylerdixon3290 3 года назад +211

    Joe "Imagine if you had a small drone, the size of a cheeseburger" Rogan.

    • @TheYagimi
      @TheYagimi 2 года назад +8

      "the size of an elkburger"

  • @towoperations
    @towoperations 2 года назад +5

    Anyone else noticed Joe's boom mic ninja skills? He keeps it close to the mouth even when he's moving all around. It's an art form.

  • @monke4070
    @monke4070 10 месяцев назад +5

    "A legitable sighting"
    -Joey Diaz

  • @napoleansolo5849
    @napoleansolo5849 4 года назад +450

    Joey Diaz is hilarious when he's not even trying to be

    • @neemaf829
      @neemaf829 4 года назад +9

      I AGREE, HE IS JUST A GENUINLY FUNNY HUMAN BEING!

    • @peterkelly9675
      @peterkelly9675 4 года назад +1

      I could listen to his stories all day

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars 4 года назад +7

      The jab at the people in New Jersey having big heads was very funny.

    • @maddogkilla1
      @maddogkilla1 3 года назад +1

      14:37 🤣

    • @TheGirlnurse
      @TheGirlnurse 3 года назад

      Yes!! 😂 Lovable big ole dude.

  • @ABShinobi
    @ABShinobi 4 года назад +245

    When joey talks he makes me feel like I need to clear my throat...

  • @skylergainer2497
    @skylergainer2497 10 месяцев назад +2

    he mentions the stealth bomber looking so alien but it’s actually based on the shape of a peregrine falcon which is ironic

  • @The-Beyonder
    @The-Beyonder Год назад +3

    6:43 Joey Diaz was taking two things up his backdoor lmaoo "oOh UuH" 😂

  • @EauRouge
    @EauRouge 4 года назад +206

    Joe Rogan is the kind of guy who would offer DMT to an alien entity...

    • @ontologicallysteve7765
      @ontologicallysteve7765 4 года назад +11

      If aliens did DMT, they'd more than likely be visited by the machine humans and Cezar Romero.

    • @TheReplay324
      @TheReplay324 4 года назад +7

      @@ontologicallysteve7765 Basically an inverse DMT experience. I mean we're aliens to aliens so

    • @agentnukaz1715
      @agentnukaz1715 4 года назад +4

      They would start worshiping Joe Rogan and give him a UFO and grow his hair back

    • @matty74123
      @matty74123 4 года назад

      I’d offer them beer

  • @elFonzZz
    @elFonzZz 4 года назад +62

    "....they put em back as big headed mothafuckas." 😂😂😂

    • @knogface
      @knogface 4 года назад +1

      Lost my oxygen at that part

  • @oloxhossono1956
    @oloxhossono1956 2 года назад +1

    “…a drone, maybe the size of a cheeseburger” 😭😭😭

  • @Tropicaya
    @Tropicaya Год назад +1

    "Aliens come here when they're high"
    "'come, let's check out the monkeys'"
    🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead.

  • @jdmjunkies2680
    @jdmjunkies2680 4 года назад +159

    Joe “a drone the size of a cheeseburger” Rogan. 😂😂😂

  • @lordcommon
    @lordcommon 4 года назад +152

    if leather could talk it would sound like joey diaz.

    • @davenwatts8173
      @davenwatts8173 4 года назад +3

      Cuban toilet paper

    • @tommynobaka
      @tommynobaka 4 года назад +6

      Not that soft supple organic cow from napa valley leather, that been sitting in the sun for 25 years car leather

    • @harrykelly4651
      @harrykelly4651 4 года назад

      @@tommynobaka an old buttoned arm chair

  • @churkobangzz
    @churkobangzz 2 года назад +4

    So crazy to listen to guys at this level casually talk about towns i lived next to for 19 years growing up

  • @beejackson5504
    @beejackson5504 2 месяца назад +1

    I watched this while smoking I looked out the window 100 times looking for this ufo I’m not tripping 😂😂😂😂

  • @tweedyburd007
    @tweedyburd007 4 года назад +423

    "you and I both know there's gotta be another galaxy out there"
    "well there's definitely other galaxies. you mean civilizations?"
    "yeah civilizations. out of all nine of the planets, there's gotta be some out there"

    • @thesunbehindthesun1574
      @thesunbehindthesun1574 3 года назад +12

      Lol

    • @topnug7626
      @topnug7626 3 года назад +15

      Was looking for this comment

    • @forlornhope1116
      @forlornhope1116 3 года назад +31

      Probably not the best guy to bring up the UFO topic with in any depth.

    • @travisjohnson107
      @travisjohnson107 3 года назад +8

      Nice guy, not too bright...just saying. Drone's with razor blades? Ha!

    • @LiMCRiMZ
      @LiMCRiMZ 3 года назад +29

      Context man, he probably meant to say something along the lines of "we have 9 planets in our solar system (one of which we know contains a civilization) so odds that there aren't civilizations elsewhere are astronomically low"
      But yeah haha funny man misspoke hehe 🤦‍♂️

  • @kevindube7096
    @kevindube7096 4 года назад +207

    Aliens in New Jersey?? Seems legit-able 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @jerrymarshall2095
      @jerrymarshall2095 4 года назад +2

      Yeah the interstellar aliens can bring their huddled masses and beem em directly to the welfare office.

    • @theangryitalian7922
      @theangryitalian7922 4 года назад +1

      There’s a lot of illegal aliens

    • @jessieb9384
      @jessieb9384 4 года назад

      That's most of what lives in Jersey

    • @robertmiles8766
      @robertmiles8766 4 года назад

      Did the mob extort them ?

    • @PoconoGamerWorld
      @PoconoGamerWorld 4 года назад

      All them Jersey chemical plants screwing with peoples minds. LooooL

  • @carolluis2141
    @carolluis2141 2 года назад +4

    I think he's right. One time when I lived in Tribeca on River Terrace I was on the roof and saw a huge dark circle in the water but there was no helicopter or balloon in the sky casting the shadow. I always wondered what that was

  • @Random_UserName4269
    @Random_UserName4269 10 месяцев назад +2

    Listening to Joe Rogen makes me think I have a photographic memory.
    Not always but often I can completely pull up full color video memories and just replay what happened.

  • @JoshuaD.Howard
    @JoshuaD.Howard 4 года назад +194

    “19 f*ckin Shlemensky” 🤣🤣

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 4 года назад +9

      Joshua Howard it’s little things that he says that are hilarious lol

    • @jackk.358
      @jackk.358 4 года назад +3

      Read this right as he said it 😂😂

  • @zacheryshreves7516
    @zacheryshreves7516 4 года назад +332

    The Dictionary of Joey Diaz:
    *Legitable*
    To be legit

  • @shaf811
    @shaf811 Год назад +2

    You could tell Joey brings the foolhardiness out of Joe Rogan they both have good chemistry together.

  • @l.a9711
    @l.a9711 Год назад +1

    “A drone the size of a cheeseburger” thats probably never been said before 😂

  • @LordWaterFarts
    @LordWaterFarts 4 года назад +49

    "It's been theh sense 19 fucking shlamensky I dont know"
    That shit had me rollin

    • @leomdk939
      @leomdk939 3 года назад +1

      I want to use this expression but I think you gotta be legit to say something like that

  • @TMKSMonk
    @TMKSMonk 4 года назад +100

    A lot of people with Big Heads 😂

    • @danjack1447
      @danjack1447 3 года назад

      Lol diaz is the funniest story teller

  • @EggmondChad
    @EggmondChad 2 года назад +3

    11:15 Computerized Infrared Heat Signature Lidar-Radar. (CIHSLR)

  • @olliecampbell2707
    @olliecampbell2707 Год назад

    the stuff Joe was talking about at the end with our memories and how accurate they really are had me questioning my whole life in a sad way hahahah, thankful for videos and pictures, crazy that history went on for ages without them to verify anything

  • @ilVec85
    @ilVec85 4 года назад +172

    "It's been there since nineteen f***'n shlamenski, I don't know." - How to make temporal references, By Dr. Joey Diaz.

    • @green2blue309
      @green2blue309 4 года назад

      Vitor Gomes First Edition

    • @RoxanneJ
      @RoxanneJ 4 года назад

      Vitor Gomes amazing ☺️

    • @NittyGritty508
      @NittyGritty508 4 года назад

      Vitor Gomes lol temporal references

    • @NittyGritty508
      @NittyGritty508 4 года назад

      Vitor Gomes btw....r u CV?

    • @ilVec85
      @ilVec85 4 года назад

      @@NittyGritty508 What do you mean CV?

  • @Jacob43332
    @Jacob43332 4 года назад +480

    Just got home from a 12 hour shift to see clips posted featuring Joey Diaz, time to roll up a swisher and kick back lol.

    • @SirPatroclo1
      @SirPatroclo1 4 года назад

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    • @Retrodesperado
      @Retrodesperado 4 года назад +12

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      @mrpaulguru8587 4 года назад +2

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      @keke6770 4 года назад

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    • @gtec6873
      @gtec6873 4 года назад +16

      I think dutches are better but to each their own

  • @ma-mo6xn
    @ma-mo6xn Год назад

    I’m cracking up when he says “ they came out with the organ music … sheewwwwww” lmaoooo

  • @thenublord5927
    @thenublord5927 Год назад +1

    The idea that aliens come here for pure amusement and when they could be under some sort of inebriation is hilarious. “Let’s go see the monkey people” lol

  • @chrisbova9686
    @chrisbova9686 4 года назад +268

    The aliens took a sample of Jersey soil... Apparently the Legend of Jersey's environmental issues transcends the earthly realm.

  • @ANTIESTABLISHMENTAL
    @ANTIESTABLISHMENTAL 4 года назад +174

    Amazing joe reacting to a video “look at that, doesn’t that look like something out of this world?” Me: gee I don’t know man, young Jamie is not showing me the video, must be cool

    • @murph7421
      @murph7421 4 года назад +11

      Blame RUclips not Jamie.

    • @peterortiz1160
      @peterortiz1160 4 года назад +9

      We know it’s RUclips but Jaimie needs to be disciplined sometimes

    • @diesel92kj1
      @diesel92kj1 4 года назад +1

      Ron Burgundy EU fucking people over ? Nothing new at all their then. The reason why Euro cars are dying is because the EU says they have to push technological advances in cars with every new Euro emissions thus they are now so un reliable and normie it will be dead soon.

    • @c.a.t4607
      @c.a.t4607 4 года назад +1

      Wasn't joe a few months ago talking about how done he was with conspiracies ect....
      Now he is back to his joe brogan questions everything act...
      And is he ever not wasted or high off his ass....

    • @SlowDay1651
      @SlowDay1651 4 года назад +2

      Dude you're a lot calmer then how I reacted, read my expletive laced tirade somewhere in all caps in this comment section

  • @emilylitchko9414
    @emilylitchko9414 Год назад +6

    Joey Diaz's voice is so incredibly comforting to me. I could listen to it all day.

  • @Jane-gx2qz
    @Jane-gx2qz Год назад +9

    I just love Joey Diaz, no bullshit kind of man. Love it when they keep it real.

  • @David-rd5bm
    @David-rd5bm 4 года назад +71

    “People in there done that much coke they called it the grinder”.. they have been seeing ufos for years from that building.

    • @danielburg868
      @danielburg868 4 года назад +5

      People on coke stay up all night

    • @hedleykerr3564
      @hedleykerr3564 4 года назад

      I cracked up so hard when he called it the grinder!!!

    • @liquidvibez236
      @liquidvibez236 4 года назад

      Foot L Johnson psychosis

  • @widjadija
    @widjadija 4 года назад +143

    "One night I was on acid, and then I started hallucinating because when you do coke for 10 hours straight you start hallucinating."
    -Joey

  • @ricvanwinkle1665
    @ricvanwinkle1665 6 месяцев назад

    Joey sees UFO’s every time he eats a moon cookie 🍪 😂😂😂

  • @peterbenson2185
    @peterbenson2185 Год назад +12

    Watching this in Dec 2022 and got to the part where Joey is speculating about "Razor blades on drones"...
    And realising I just watched a Ukranian 2 foot diameter drone drop a 3" mini grenade into a Russian pickup truck through the sunroof.
    Joey Diaz has intuition.
    SERIOUS levels of Intuition.

  • @Faydid
    @Faydid 4 года назад +87

    “There must be life on one of the nine planets out there” - Diaz

    • @Jamie-Russell-CME
      @Jamie-Russell-CME 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, and galaxies surely exist out theres someplace. Yous guys agree? y'betta'!

    • @dexterd1188
      @dexterd1188 4 года назад

      Alex Fay there’s so much more out there beyond our 9 planets. Our government tells us nothing. 😄

    • @dexterd1188
      @dexterd1188 4 года назад

      Jamie Russell I do. I’ve seen a black triangle above me and took off like nothing we know of. Silent. Way too fast.

    • @Bobin10101
      @Bobin10101 4 года назад +1

      DanP D it’s common knowledge that there are more than 9 planets, not something the government are trying to hife

    • @dexterd1188
      @dexterd1188 4 года назад

      Bobin there’s one ( our binary star ) on an elliptical orbit that we have no record of. Will be a big surprise to our planet some day.

  • @gdsm93
    @gdsm93 4 года назад +79

    Joey “there’s gotta be other galaxies, out of the 9 planets there’s gotta be something” Diaz

    • @elcid6301
      @elcid6301 4 года назад

      😂🤣

    • @kevinr.3542
      @kevinr.3542 4 года назад +5

      I can't wrap my head around the possibility that their may be NINE planets out there, in the great expansive universe

    • @turtlephilly
      @turtlephilly 4 года назад

      must be high af

    • @kevinr.3542
      @kevinr.3542 4 года назад

      Is your screen name Grateful Dead Summer 93

    • @seanomanary5691
      @seanomanary5691 4 года назад

      @@kevinr.3542 maybe God Smack 93

  • @Chuckseese
    @Chuckseese Год назад

    A legitimate sighting is this feeling you cannot explain,it's like your body and mind freezes

  • @jr8184
    @jr8184 6 месяцев назад +1

    Jamie must be on a fbi watchlist for all the things Joe makes him pull up😂

  • @sifurobinson1108
    @sifurobinson1108 3 года назад +887

    I actually live in North Bergen, NJ, and the spot where this thing landed is still there, grass will not grow in that spot. This story for what it is worth, I believe it to be true.

    • @cockandballtorture8972
      @cockandballtorture8972 3 года назад +21

      Nice

    • @Summernightsandneonlights
      @Summernightsandneonlights 3 года назад +35

      There's a video on RUclips all about what they and you are talking about. It's pretty interesting.

    • @erictirado147
      @erictirado147 3 года назад +36

      I live in teaneck, close to holy name hospital, same here, my uncle talked about all the time, he played on those very baseball fields

    • @tyanctil
      @tyanctil 3 года назад +7

      @@Summernightsandneonlights do you know the name of the video?

    • @Summernightsandneonlights
      @Summernightsandneonlights 3 года назад +8

      @@tyanctil Not off hand. I watched it about a year ago. If I can find it I'll let you know.

  • @brendancharuhas6839
    @brendancharuhas6839 4 года назад +402

    Joe you need to get Robert Downey Jr. on the podcast

  • @Thomas-em9du
    @Thomas-em9du 21 день назад

    Hudson valley has a lot of UFO sightings. Even over to western CT and Massachusetts

  • @omegabiker
    @omegabiker Год назад +2

    Had these in Bosnia during the war, you'd see them now and again because there was no electricity and to pass time people would star gaze. They looked stationary like stars only brighter so they stood out and then suddenly they'd zoom off into space. There was also a perfectly round circle that appeared in a local field by a footpath and no one knew how it got there and people would walk past it in the morning on the way to work and just stop and stare because it was unusual for something like that to appear there.

  • @leoperes812
    @leoperes812 3 года назад +33

    Uncle Joey's always starts talking like he's snitching some gangsters to the police 😂

  • @GodsCosmicBollock
    @GodsCosmicBollock 4 года назад +202

    7:49
    Joey: "What's considered a sighting?"
    Joe: "Well, the thing is, you just see shit."

    • @classicrocklover5615
      @classicrocklover5615 4 года назад +3

      I lost it

    • @tommykennedy695
      @tommykennedy695 4 года назад +11

      He was dead ass serious when he said that too 😂

    • @seannoble2503
      @seannoble2503 3 года назад +8

      I read this comment at the exact moment it was said in the video😂

    • @Samsquamsh
      @Samsquamsh 3 года назад +2

      @@seannoble2503 That happens to me all the time lol.

    • @goodsolonius7305
      @goodsolonius7305 3 года назад +1

      I don’t think combat pilots entrusted with a $50 million plane would just “see sh*t” and then get so scared that you bail out of said $50 million plane. I also don’t think you can just “see sh*t” that then proceeds to disable the electronic targeting computers of the nuclear missiles it is hovering over, that turns out to just be a trick of the light. Tricks of the light also can’t trigger radar signatures. It’s pretty wild learning about the actual world if you stop watching propaganda bullsh*t like the mainstream media

  • @davidhoffmann8926
    @davidhoffmann8926 2 года назад +1

    I've been living on the Hudson Valley (from queens to Catskill) for nearly 50 years now. Never once have I seen a UFO, unfortunately.

    • @Jstd-qq7me
      @Jstd-qq7me 2 года назад

      You have to drink coffee and go out on a balcony lol

  • @nathanbravo9900
    @nathanbravo9900 Месяц назад

    5:20 aliens are definitely coming here high as shet !! The theory is golden and I’m here for it 🤣

  • @JTisOneCrazyMan20
    @JTisOneCrazyMan20 4 года назад +182

    Jesus joeys so high, and Joes reaction to him when he’s stumbling about drones at 14:38 is absolutely hysterical

  • @SavageAudits
    @SavageAudits 4 года назад +610

    Please, Joey or Joe, get Richard Dolan, the Ivy League trained UFO historian on a podcast. Richard is fascinating and he has endless government documents to demonstrate some of the reality of UFOs.

    • @alexeilindes7507
      @alexeilindes7507 4 года назад +8

      Noooooo

    • @obamasgrandpapi7925
      @obamasgrandpapi7925 4 года назад +2

      UFO’s are real, but that doesn’t really mean shit

    • @Centnl287NAve
      @Centnl287NAve 4 года назад +3

      Funny you say that, I saw an interview Dolan did with an alleged ex-CIA who went to Area 51. This guy's story parallels with Bob Lazar's story. Check out the transcript of the interview: ufomg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Richard-Dolan-and-Ex-CIA-Interview.pdf. For the actual video of the interview go here: ruclips.net/video/oz88fvDotl4/видео.html

    • @vinceward3981
      @vinceward3981 4 года назад +1

      No way Richard Dolan after he screwed everyone over with that Roswell slides fiasco where you had to pay to view their presentation and then their alien got debunked within hours. Scammer

    • @SavageAudits
      @SavageAudits 4 года назад +4

      “Skeptics” running hot here. Cointellpro?

  • @shitface1704
    @shitface1704 Год назад

    Joes alien voice cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ASLnothing
    @ASLnothing 6 месяцев назад +1

    I can’t wait to see a follow up on this topic after all the information that has came out about them, on the topic of the crazy movements those ships are able to make and how they do it and all that I remember watching a video explaining that in order to make those split second movements at such high rates of speed you would need the entire state of Ohio to do so

  • @H3cTiKsNiPeR
    @H3cTiKsNiPeR 4 года назад +149

    14:38 did joeys edible just kick in or something ahahah

    • @bigtone7913
      @bigtone7913 4 года назад +25

      Rogans reaction was priceless 😆

    • @Foreverblunted
      @Foreverblunted 4 года назад +1

      Loool

    • @ijs537
      @ijs537 4 года назад +6

      Haha had me dying

    • @PeachesnKream1
      @PeachesnKream1 4 года назад +2

      KMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @hanskinslo326
      @hanskinslo326 4 года назад +2

      lol no doubt!!!

  • @AzeriDervish
    @AzeriDervish 4 года назад +340

    Joe being classy! He asked Jaime nicely not like others "hey sport pull that up" " come on Jaime look for it" give the man his respect!

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 4 года назад +28

      He talked to him like an equal. I like it!

    • @Alpha_November6996
      @Alpha_November6996 4 года назад +33

      That’s why we love this cocksucka!

    • @lucasarnell1808
      @lucasarnell1808 4 года назад +5

      The majority of people do this lol

    • @MrJust2times
      @MrJust2times 4 года назад +10

      Fuck Jaime xD

    • @timothyjimothy6012
      @timothyjimothy6012 4 года назад +9

      What the hell are all of you talking about?? No one ever really disrespected jaime

  • @Theviduch
    @Theviduch Год назад +1

    I live in Hudson County, NJ and have grown up there. I never once in my life did I see a UFO. However, I lived in North Bergen at the time of the UFO siting in the mid 70s. I was about 5 or 6 at the time and we all talked about it in school. About it being a hot bed of UFO activity - not sure about that, but will be paying more attention going forward :)

  • @Robert-bm3jr
    @Robert-bm3jr 4 дня назад

    It is real I was homeless for over 4 years and you see a lot more stuff when you don't have a roof over your head