@@starcraftyschannel1926 he did an opening for Doug Stanhope something like 12 years ago. It was hilarious, he actually lunched in to the audience and punched some dude in the face. It's the same special where Doug was fighting with some chick about army jokes.
@@whiteobama3032 How did the guy manage to provoke Alex into attacking him? Lmao. Woman from the audience and comedians arguing is fairly common so im not familiar with that
@Infidel Joe knows the hidden secrets of time travel my friend, Joe is in fact a non human entity sent to earth to talk sophisticated jibberish on a podcast so us ape like humans can pass some time and feel educated.
I knew a man who was a PHD in Geophysics, and had a Master in Electrical Engineering. He was in the Canadian Air Force. His job was in doing research. He used to tell me about the theories of folding space to travel or change position at high speed. He used to talk about the probability of aliens visiting our planet very frequently.
@@pam190 yeah they’re great. They just don’t apply to what he’s saying. Geophysics, electrical, Air Force….all have nothing to do with space, space exploration, or alien life. You guys are both dumb.
Where did Joe get the information that "they put cameras in people rooms and they go nowhere, they just dreaming" about "abductees"? I want to read this, as Joe wants to read Alex Jones statement about aliens being demons
I think Tom DeLong deserves a big apology from the public. He literally spoke about the things that are going on now 4 years ago and everyone laughed because he's an ex musician
I really think it was Toms ,you could say arrogance in the interview with Rogan. He was like.." ....cause I'm the only one that can" ".....I'm the only one who figured it out" I highly doubt that. I have my own theory but I'm not a musician and I have no influence anywhere. I have nothing against Tom, but I think its the same thing with Him that people dislike also in Jeremy Corbel. I personally would take Tom over Corbel anyday, but I'm just glad someone is bringing this stuff to light. Tom was really tickled that all these official people were paying attention to him and he just came out of the gate Wrong. The American public are fickle as f@#k , so its nothing against his intelligence . poor guy.
@@ElaineHanscomb-de9wkwell cause he kinda is the guy that got the government to start talking about this stuff because of his company and the work he was doing. Joe adopted all of toms alien beliefs shortly after this
Pigs rolling in shit; too self serious to admit that you have no idea what you are doing here but you can embarrass your species by having an opinion of a celebrity muppet to signal your ‘blessed value
No not that I wouldn’t but I’ve never even came close to seeing it I’ve done shrooms and lcd multiple times and I love it but I wanna try dmt but I can’t get any:(
I think of Jamie like an A.I as we all actually want. Right now Hey Google. What's the weather like? Kinda thing is cool and impressive but if you think of how Joe talks to Jamie. That's EXACTLY how I want an A.I to behave like. He doesn't butt in much. Just when it kinda matters. He pre-emtively is bringing up things in the browser as its being discussed. Imagine an A.I doing that while you're working. I think we're just a few years away from something very close to having our own Jamie haha
We are connected to our mothers since development m sure some memories might pass on but hidden well.until something emotional triggers it.its stronger then nuclear when babys are formed.
Sounds plausible, and also child sexual abused people supress it by thinking was an alien is another theory.... but one that cannot be explained is the cattle mutilations world wide, it's freaky how these animals have been found. No technology exists that can extract the heart while leaving the surrounding sack intact with no incision cut and no blood anywhere near or around the corpse.
The idea is somewhat based on the fallacy that we have full working eyesight at birth. To the best scientific understanding we dont see as new borns. Also on the very few cases of of surgically cureable blindness: they also dont have a fully functioning eyesight until their brain has been trained in order to recognize images (sometimes not being able to actually "see" and recognize an object until theyve touched it.
@@mdaniel74 just like people defend the rights of every stupid group to say bullshit. "Cut your childs dick off and make him a woman, you're transphobic if you dont!" "Free everything for everybody" Lmao you people are so dumb
Me... That's not what's happening... Grey Aliens are a bunch of Anal Probing Rapists... They are a bunch of Ass Pirates, weather your Gay, Straight, Man, Women, or even a fucking Cow! 🐄 they 👽🛸 are going to get that Booty!
@@loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397 you're not taking into account there several dozen species that all have different agendas, most genetic farmers but some have protected humamity from their own nuclear weapons
I like the idea that aliens are so intelligent and efficient that they can literally miniaturize their ships and bodies to be almost invisible. That’s honestly a great theory!
That and if they’re as advanced as we imagined them to be, who’s to say they haven’t mastered camouflage technology. Or live in a spectrum that’s invisible to the human senses and technology
Everyone loves when Joe talks aliens for some reason even if he talks about the same thing everyone. I find that Awesome and pretty funny for some reason. Gotta love some Joe
What if life was just one big trip and when you die you wake up surrounded by your alien friends holding a bong and them asking you " Did you feel it??" 🤔🤫🤫
@Steve Hunt just some crazy idea I got in my head. I literally think we are in a simulation, like some computer game. Ive done alot of dmt and psychedelics so it changes your thinking on life. 🤷♂️
I'm 47 years old. I've suffered from sleep paralysis since I was a teenager (my 21year old daughter does also. Which is interesting in itself). I've experienced the "demons" holding me down and even a Grey alien coming thru my wall while communicating telepathically. I've experienced A LOT!! Its so common to me that I know exactly what's happening and I'm not frightened by it when I finally am able to wake myself up.
Been thinking the same lately I had sun crazy ass shit happen I’m guessing I was supposed to be in sleep paralysis but I was on the couch inna awk position so the hold me down thing couldn’t work but I swear to my life I heard a rustling so I peaked n i caught a shadow pass my peri feral but said f it I’m tired n had my blanket over heard n out of nowhere the fuccin blanket starts fighting around my head like it was tryna strangle me idk if it’s a ghost or alien but there is something goin for sure that our eyes don’t see
That's a good theory, but there are a lot more than aliens at night when people are in bed. Rogan's assertion that 99% are during night is right out of his butt (he does that all the time). There are thousands of encounters during the middle of the say and sober, and during those encounters a kind of paralysis is sometimes reported too. I think that sleep paralysis does explain a lot of them, but I don't think it's just that. I think the phenomenon is from several things, including interdimensional creatures that are visiting or otherwise in our dimension.
Maybe aliens did find earth shortly after WWII and could detect the radiation from what was going on and decided maybe earth wasn't ready for cool technology yet.
His analogy isn't that great because it has an obvious flaw. It's dependent on the fact that yes, disaster strikes when advanced and "primitive" civilizations meet, and we've learned to "leave them be". However, all of that is based on HUMAN behavior and HUMAN history. An alien, one can assume, will be of a totally different and unique mindset and makeup to us. So why in the world would we assume an alien species would adhere at all to HUMAN behavior?
No one ever talks about what if we are the original alien species that colonizes hundreds of planets where we would evolve differently over millions of years. Creating different sub-species that are all humanoid.
so my theory we came from mars we destroyed that planet groups of people came here started civilizations all over the earth that's why most advanced civilizations had pyramids... People from mars were advanced but not that advanced maybe were we our now
Greg g wait so the people from mars, who youre saying that was not as advanced as people from earth who had pyramids but at the same time you said people from mars came to earth to start civilizations? How if they werent advanced, advanced species would be able to travel to earth and start colonizing it, but this your theory. Im just trying to understand
Ozzy... If WE were THE ORIGINAL species colonozing the galaxy, Wouldn't We have the Ability to Travel the Galaxy??? Just saying bro.... Just 1 of MANY answers to Your question with MANY Others...
@@concrete5092 innate vs inert behaviour, its the same as how baby chicks know their mother will feed them, or how a baby knows to breastfeed. Not everything is through memory, some things are natural instinct
David Ortiz and yet this shit is still going on . The Pentagon just OFFICIALLY came out say all this shit is real ?? Lol WTF it gets weirder by the day ! The US Navy has changed its official guidelines on reporting UFOs . Bigelow aerospace has confirmed its is storing UFO alloys and other materials in specially modified buildings in Las Vegas for the US Gov . All this has just come out recently and no seems to be batting an eyelid ! 👽👽👽
The Alex Jones part is kinda scary given how much of what he's said in the past has come to fruition or is now openly known about, but was crazy talk at the time when he said it.
Todd Hitchens Lets not forget about the mountain of shit that he's said that didn't come to fruition though, like Y2K, the US dollar dropping by 80% back in the mid 2000's, fake assassination attempts on Obama and so on.
@@LFC-ib2iq sure. Someone needs to say the things that *could* be true so that the things that are true can be exposed. They are just overshadowed by the wrong stuff.
@@JacobGrim I just find it hilarious when Alex Jones fans act like he's accurate in almost everything he says. This is the same fella that once claimed that the British government were creating Human-Fish hybrids, and he witnessed seeing them trying to claw their way out of the big tanks they were kept in.
he is such an amazing guy, even when the guests disagree/"confront" him, I love the way he explains his points of view in a centered and calm way. And I have some disagreements with some of his views too (in general subjects), and even tho, hes a guy I would love to hang out with and be friends with.
I'm just a human who was born to late to explore the world, born to early to explore the galaxy. . . Born just in time to order psychedelic drugs off the internet.
I reckon this generation is not yet ready to leave the planet, maybe in the next three to four, maybe. Shit, what's the use of this physical form inside of a spaceship that's propelled by internal combustion. Can you imagine running out of toilet paper during a space mission? Homo Sapiens Sapiens is just the bridge towards something else. This body is just a vessel, and our consciousness is only an avatar, what really matters is spirit energy. "We are the countless centre's of one and the same sphere." -Pierre Teilhand de Chardin =One Love= -A
@Dave Klonpenberg Yes, you're right, LOL. I meant something more like "Outer Space Exploration." Not just sending humans behind the moon or Mars. I meant a true intergalactic society, something that transcends Homo Sapiens Sapiens into something more like Homo Galacticus, you follow me? Thank you for your time in monitoring this comment so closely. =One Love= -A
If there were aliens advanced enough to come to Earth, chances are that they would come from a culture capable of moral awareness since a culture that didn't have any sense of morality or propriety would be unlikely to advance to the point of interstellar travel without destroying itself. If aliens from a culture that had an advanced moral awareness were to visit Earth, it would make perfect sense for them to act according to that moral awareness and avoid doing things destructive to humanity.
Behind the scenes there has been groups of people help create an alter collective consciousness breaking us free from some things that don't need to be and at the sam time the almighty our all powerful omnipresent father is ahead of us making sure there little tricks and snares get dealt with so we manage to stay inlign with the correct timeline as long as you follow the right path..... Now is the very time to ignght and unleash the power you were giving the light inside so you can shine on others helping them find and get in tune with the true light also this all works in tandom as the 144,000 choose ones rise working together with good to get us to the point of eliminating the demonic minipulaters and delivering us into a new world the new HEAVEN....... WE are getting closer everyday. Make sure you keep you heart right we are in very crucial times∆
What if they have mechanized themselves and fused with super advanced AI basically becoming robots, maybe they have no concept of empathy or feelings, or maybe they like to hit that dank
They would need moral awareness but also need to be armed to the teeth and capable of wiping out planets if required . I would imagine warfare is universal.
Bull. Humanity’s best advances in science are driven by war and preparing for war. “But they arent humans so they likely wont think like we do” true, but you also have no evidence of life thinking differently, yet i have all of the examples (humans) of my theory.
I think it'd be equally if not more wild for us to just meet another civilization that's been on the exact same timeline as us in terms of progress but with wildly different decisions.
@@jec45 To The Stars is his company. They are the ones responsible for getting the three UFO videos leaked and informing the NY Times during their famous 2017 UFO article, which is what started the process of reducing the stigma of the field. They also had a contract with the US Army to work on producing "invisibility" of sorts for their tanks before covid. They ultimately plan to create a UFO of their own when they get enough investors. They have the science and know how, they just need a whole lot of money.
The pentagon's response to Fravor's Tic Tac was "yep, there's something out there- and we don't know what they are either!" ...which is what we always wanted them to say. Just that.
The best explanation of human civilization I've heard was in a college geology course. If you can imagine taking a trip from NYC to LA in kilometers, and that distance between the 2 cities was the age of the Earth (not the universe), the height of the curb in the parking lot you departed from would be the amount of time human civilization has been on Earth, and how far human civilization has advanced in the 125 years or so since the Industrial Revolution is quite impressive. To extrapolate that over the age of the entire universe, it would seem impossible for there NOT to be civilizations in existence somewhere in the universe, far more advanced than us.
ruclips.net/video/wnRPrJcRdkk/видео.html Capel Green is a powerful, independent feature length documentary film about the myriad of strange occurrences which took place in and around Rendlesham Forest, close to the twin US Air Force bases of Bentwaters and Woodbridge in Suffolk, England during 1980. Numerous US Air Force personnel witnessed UFOs in the sky, strange spheres of red light floating above the ground, beams shone down from UFOs into weapons storage areas, landed unidentified craft, and unusual entities which were observed in a farmer's field known as Capel Green. This is NOT a science fiction film, these events actually took place and affected real people and their lives. The film also centres around the original military whistleblower in these incidents, Airman First Class - Larry Warren who has fought for the truth and justice in these matters for almost four decades! Featuring re-enactment scenes of the incredible events plus interviews with witnesses who have never spoken on camera before, this film will genuinely shock many people with what will be revealed through its thorough research and corroboration. This is an amazing part of our history which has never been fully researched or investigated in the mainstream media... UNTIL NOW.
I always imagine aliens being like those in 2001 space odyssey or in interestellar. I think its possible that they have already transcended this reality/universe/dimension.
Mr Silence Dogood nah the movie was about another civilisation that had transcended above physical beings and created the wormhole and created that 5d space. Trippy shit
Mr Silence Dogood nah the movie was about another civilisation that had transcended above physical beings and created the wormhole and created that 5d space. Trippy shit
I always imagine them being more like us than we realise- if evolution is universal and it takes and earth like planet to harbour advanced lifeforms then evolution will make similar animals for certain environments. At the least other advanced lifeforms must have the attributes we have
I like how Brian barely considers that they could be 'everywhere' in space but we don't regonize their signatures or tech. Interesting, considering recent UFO reports which describe room-temp objects going 10k mph
Ryan Shah well shit we have 3 people down for the plum and Dave over here really wants to join too I’m guessing so all 4 of us are gettin in on this plum now. Better be a nice luscious ripe plump ole plum.
I call for a vote to have a 4 person episode, consisting of, Brian coxx, Neil degrasse Tyson, Alex Jones and Eddie bravo, minimum 5 hour live stream all on mushrooms, that would be the closest we would come to recreating the big bang 😂
If "they've" been around that long then they have probably learned a few lessons from contacting and/or intervening...just like we have here on earth with remote peoples. I agree with Joe on this one. 👍
I have an alien story. When I was 9 my brother and his 3 friends went camping by our house and came back later that night terrified claiming they say a ufo and blacked out. I hung out with them in the living room where we all slept together that night. They were talking and they all had incision marks on the base of their thumbs and one had one on the back of his calf. Years later my brother got into a car accident and hurt his arm. My mother took him to the hospital and my mom and brother told me the doctor said he had a foreign object in his hand. He still has it in his hand today. It's been about 23 years since this happened. Before this adbuction happened. They came back to the house and hung out with me and we starred at the sky because there was an electrical storm going on that looked crazy. It wasn't raining just weird lightning going across the sky. I read that aliens can use this energy to charge their ships or something. I'm not bullshitting if anyone wants to give me a lie detector I'll be willing to take it and pass it. The story gets even weirder. I'm half german. I talked to my brother recently and he believes the germans idea of the master race wasn't for looks it was to get those with the purest alien dna. What makes it more weird is at 6:55 alex jones talks about the nazis communicating with these aliens. I don't know how true that is but I believe there's some connection. My brother told my grandpa before he passed (german side). Our grandpa said what happened to him has been happening to people in our family for generations.
I like how even though Joe is very open minded the rational side comes out when someone just says like "people are saying aliens did [insert thing that aliens probably didn't do]" so he'll just go like "oh really" in a sarcastic tone
'Are you aware of how we treat uncontacted tribes?" Joe fuckin Rogan does it again, laughed my ass off when I should have cried. 'This is human beings!' Too funny
Your very close imo. I don’t know about them being AI. But I do agree that they are extra dimensional beings. Aliens are a bit of a overstatement. Especially all the things us as humanity have seen for YEARS now .
I love how much attention Joe gives to this, but I would like to see more about time travel + UFO's. It is a good hypothesis and as possible as alien visitors.
This comment was made 2 years, but I just heard the theory that aliens are actually evolved humans just time traveling. I guess it was brought up because some data and study showed the track we're on we're headed to looking like the grays 🤔
There was a group of men who said their friend got abducted (they watched him get abducted). The person who got abducted, and the friends took a lie detector test, and they all passed.
If you mean the Travis Walton story that one is really crazy because he was actually missing for days, and the police thought his friends killed him because of the story they told them, thats why they take lie detectors, after a few days he reappears on the side of the road miles and miles away from where he disappeare
Idk why we think aliens are little green men. The British dude in the beginning of the video is an ALPHA CENTAURIAN. I went to space high school with him.
Imagine being an extraterrestrial and witnessing the chaos and violence on earth. As an extraterrestrial, your grabbing the popcorn, or your concerned how crazy planet earth is.
Okay, everyone seems to notice how fast Joe is able to change his outfits, but the fact that the guests can transform into other people and also become 2 other people is troubling
the transitions were so clean i didn't realize the clips changed
Shit blew my mind the first time it happened I forgot it was a comp video lmfao
Don’t be fooled, Joe is a master at getting changed in the blink of an eye.
Factsssss
The first switch... he went from a black shirt to a white shirt, Def a trip, a had to double back
Jamie's a fucking magician.
I do like Alex Jones ability to make even the most reasonable hypothesis seem totally batshit crazy.
Thats one of the best comments I've seen this week
It's because of how exasperated he is whenever he explains anything. He looks like he's stayed up for three nights on pure, free-base cocaine.
I wish Alex did stand up
@@starcraftyschannel1926 he did an opening for Doug Stanhope something like 12 years ago. It was hilarious, he actually lunched in to the audience and punched some dude in the face. It's the same special where Doug was fighting with some chick about army jokes.
@@whiteobama3032 How did the guy manage to provoke Alex into attacking him? Lmao. Woman from the audience and comedians arguing is fairly common so im not familiar with that
How does joe switch out of shirts so quickly?
Same as guests change, fast forward
@Infidel Joe knows the hidden secrets of time travel my friend, Joe is in fact a non human entity sent to earth to talk sophisticated jibberish on a podcast so us ape like humans can pass some time and feel educated.
Ruskworld Cartoons what is the message
@@ruskworldcartoons3125 dude you're fucking cringe
@@variedadesvariadas7785 shut the hell up
I love how Alex manages to sound crazy even in an Alien talk compilation
Man, Alex Jones used to not be THAT crazy though, he had solid proof of what he was doing.
Yet the guy keeps being vindicated
Lmao
@@grandmasterautistwizard4291but he’s right about so much
@@QuackNz very true
We want once a month Alex Jones special guest on your podcast
Ya, ummm no he shouldn't. Ever. Dudes all over the place..
No.
No we don't
Maybe 1/4ly The biannual Jones report
You want it*
asos cena yes and he is part of “We”
I knew a man who was a PHD in Geophysics, and had a Master in Electrical Engineering. He was in the Canadian Air Force. His job was in doing research. He used to tell me about the theories of folding space to travel or change position at high speed. He used to talk about the probability of aliens visiting our planet very frequently.
Those credentials mean nothing 😂
I think his credentials are amazing.
@@il9861meanwhile, your credentials are being the deadbeat who’s been working at the same fast food restaurant since you were 16, pipe down retard
@@pam190 yeah they’re great. They just don’t apply to what he’s saying. Geophysics, electrical, Air Force….all have nothing to do with space, space exploration, or alien life. You guys are both dumb.
I'm all into this... like "hmmmm cool, good point, etc". Alex Jones pops on and I start to lose it!!! Lmao
So the nazis give baby blood to demon aliens.... lmfao
Where did Joe get the information that "they put cameras in people rooms and they go nowhere, they just dreaming" about "abductees"?
I want to read this, as Joe wants to read Alex Jones statement about aliens being demons
Between Alex Jones and the Greek guy with the crazy hair on Ancient Aliens...
Same 🤣
No shit. Alex is a straight up loon.
I think Tom DeLong deserves a big apology from the public. He literally spoke about the things that are going on now 4 years ago and everyone laughed because he's an ex musician
100%
I really think it was Toms ,you could say arrogance in the interview with Rogan. He was like.." ....cause I'm the only one that can"
".....I'm the only one who figured it out"
I highly doubt that. I have my own theory but I'm not a musician and I have no influence anywhere. I have nothing against Tom, but I think its the same thing with Him that people dislike also in Jeremy Corbel. I personally would take Tom over Corbel anyday, but I'm just glad someone is bringing this stuff to light. Tom was really tickled that all these official people were paying attention to him and he just came out of the gate Wrong. The American public are fickle as f@#k , so its nothing against his intelligence . poor guy.
@@ElaineHanscomb-de9wkwell cause he kinda is the guy that got the government to start talking about this stuff because of his company and the work he was doing. Joe adopted all of toms alien beliefs shortly after this
Pigs rolling in shit; too self serious to admit that you have no idea what you are doing here but you can embarrass your species by having an opinion of a celebrity muppet to signal your ‘blessed value
Joe ‘what is the impact of DMT on aliens’ Rogan
Harv B come on dude that shit is getting old foreal
@@joshaaron688 no it's not , have you tried DMT by the way?
No not that I wouldn’t but I’ve never even came close to seeing it I’ve done shrooms and lcd multiple times and I love it but I wanna try dmt but I can’t get any:(
And what I meant by getting old was the joe”fill in the blank” rogan type of comments.. it’s just not funny to me at all sorry bro
funny stuff, funny memes never grow old........
Joe 'looks to Jamie for reassurance' Rogan
I think of Jamie like an A.I as we all actually want. Right now Hey Google. What's the weather like? Kinda thing is cool and impressive but if you think of how Joe talks to Jamie. That's EXACTLY how I want an A.I to behave like. He doesn't butt in much. Just when it kinda matters. He pre-emtively is bringing up things in the browser as its being discussed. Imagine an A.I doing that while you're working. I think we're just a few years away from something very close to having our own Jamie haha
Dave Klonpenberg that sounds like a personal fetish
Clay Mann Jarvis** u slime!
Clay Mann that would be bloody brilliant hahaha
@@ClayMann JAM-AI
Joe Rogan : Did aliens take *DMT*
*JAMIE PULL THAT UP*
Smoking some of that Oumuamua Rock..
Richard kulinski is dead ... Why would he write 3 weeks ago change ur fuckin name ... Richard was Gods hitman ...let him rest in oeace
@Richard Kuklinski
KC u fckr
KC 😂 it’s all good take it easy bro. Chill.
The theory of all these “abductions” simply being traumatic replays of actual birthing memories is incredible. Also super possible.
We are connected to our mothers since development m sure some memories might pass on but hidden well.until something emotional triggers it.its stronger then nuclear when babys are formed.
What about Cesarean sections!
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The name is brutal alone.
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Sounds plausible, and also child sexual abused people supress it by thinking was an alien is another theory.... but one that cannot be explained is the cattle mutilations world wide, it's freaky how these animals have been found. No technology exists that can extract the heart while leaving the surrounding sack intact with no incision cut and no blood anywhere near or around the corpse.
The idea is somewhat based on the fallacy that we have full working eyesight at birth. To the best scientific understanding we dont see as new borns. Also on the very few cases of of surgically cureable blindness: they also dont have a fully functioning eyesight until their brain has been trained in order to recognize images (sometimes not being able to actually "see" and recognize an object until theyve touched it.
“Biblical seed war”
Nobody:
Alex Jones: The Nazis were giving baby blood to aliens. 🤣
Austin Vander Adrenochrome. Research it.
90g fratè Did you look into it?
the dodgy thing is, it's actually likely to be true.
@@mdaniel74 just like people defend the rights of every stupid group to say bullshit. "Cut your childs dick off and make him a woman, you're transphobic if you dont!"
"Free everything for everybody"
Lmao you people are so dumb
It's super out of context tho, he's also wording it terribly
This compilation format is pretty good you should do more :)
I completely agree!
We want another episode with Alex Jones...
Yes
Jose Pimentel yes. Yes we do
Aliens are gonna keep the babies comfortable and then we can decide what happens to the human race.
Yeah lol bro funny 😂
Yes please
Joe: explaining why they would hypothetically care
Guy: "but why would they care?"
That guy was so simple minded.
Joe "I only use Elk skin condoms" Rogan
Ok that's pretty funny
This needs more likes yo
"DMT" " I only use Elk skin condoms" "DMT"
Like i been saying for years ive been here since before the creation of space time continuum
Why is this so funny lol
Who's to say we aren't being "protected" by an extraterrestrial preservation effort as we speak?.....
You're close, but we're not being protected, we're being used exactly like farm animals.
Reptilian alien
Humans or Reptilians? I’m confused 😥
Me... That's not what's happening...
Grey Aliens are a bunch of Anal Probing Rapists...
They are a bunch of Ass Pirates, weather your Gay, Straight, Man, Women, or even a fucking Cow! 🐄 they 👽🛸 are going to get that Booty!
Dunno I give in? Who?
@@loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397 you're not taking into account there several dozen species that all have different agendas, most genetic farmers but some have protected humamity from their own nuclear weapons
I like the idea that aliens are so intelligent and efficient that they can literally miniaturize their ships and bodies to be almost invisible. That’s honestly a great theory!
That and if they’re as advanced as we imagined them to be, who’s to say they haven’t mastered camouflage technology. Or live in a spectrum that’s invisible to the human senses and technology
Like a virus? 😃
@@gilessmedley619 Yes, like a virus!
@@CommanderShepard-wq3wo no ones to say dude
Or maybe they can project themselves without physical travel.
Everyone loves when Joe talks aliens for some reason even if he talks about the same thing everyone. I find that Awesome and pretty funny for some reason. Gotta love some Joe
What if life was just one big trip and when you die you wake up surrounded by your alien friends holding a bong and them asking you " Did you feel it??" 🤔🤫🤫
Sounds like a rick and morty episode👀
@Steve Hunt just some crazy idea I got in my head. I literally think we are in a simulation, like some computer game. Ive done alot of dmt and psychedelics so it changes your thinking on life. 🤷♂️
Steve Hunt Lol they should tho!!😂
Sounds like an overated meme
Sounds like an overated meme
0:00 hold up let me light a blunt real quick, get ready for the video.
lmfaoooooooooo exactly
here is the video. ruclips.net/video/7XGkol0lR0o/видео.html
salute to u brother just reminded me
Smoke the dope no hope
Bro on god let me rip the pen real fast ya feel me
I'm 47 years old. I've suffered from sleep paralysis since I was a teenager (my 21year old daughter does also. Which is interesting in itself). I've experienced the "demons" holding me down and even a Grey alien coming thru my wall while communicating telepathically. I've experienced A LOT!! Its so common to me that I know exactly what's happening and I'm not frightened by it when I finally am able to wake myself up.
Me also it's like they whisper in your ear while you can't move scary
Been thinking the same lately I had sun crazy ass shit happen I’m guessing I was supposed to be in sleep paralysis but I was on the couch inna awk position so the hold me down thing couldn’t work but I swear to my life I heard a rustling so I peaked n i caught a shadow pass my peri feral but said f it I’m tired n had my blanket over heard n out of nowhere the fuccin blanket starts fighting around my head like it was tryna strangle me idk if it’s a ghost or alien but there is something goin for sure that our eyes don’t see
Maneee i had this happen a couple weeks ago but i didnt hear or see nothing but it felt like someone was in my room
That's a good theory, but there are a lot more than aliens at night when people are in bed. Rogan's assertion that 99% are during night is right out of his butt (he does that all the time). There are thousands of encounters during the middle of the say and sober, and during those encounters a kind of paralysis is sometimes reported too. I think that sleep paralysis does explain a lot of them, but I don't think it's just that. I think the phenomenon is from several things, including interdimensional creatures that are visiting or otherwise in our dimension.
@@SmokLiveee chill mani
I was somewhere else in my head wandering off but Eddie randomly butting in @8:07 “They made flying saucerrrrs” brought me back 😂
Maybe aliens did find earth shortly after WWII and could detect the radiation from what was going on and decided maybe earth wasn't ready for cool technology yet.
No. We know now, they've been here all along.
Joe “are you aware of how we treat uncontacted tribes” Rogan
Say what you want but the analogy is good
Levi .... never said it wasn’t. Calm yourself
He seems pretty calm to me
@@SparkledHippo I'm calm mate, just sayin...
His analogy isn't that great because it has an obvious flaw. It's dependent on the fact that yes, disaster strikes when advanced and "primitive" civilizations meet, and we've learned to "leave them be". However, all of that is based on HUMAN behavior and HUMAN history. An alien, one can assume, will be of a totally different and unique mindset and makeup to us. So why in the world would we assume an alien species would adhere at all to HUMAN behavior?
No one ever talks about what if we are the original alien species that colonizes hundreds of planets where we would evolve differently over millions of years. Creating different sub-species that are all humanoid.
Ozzy Stormzilla one of those species discovers how to travel to different dimensions and time travel and ends up visiting us
You need to watch Jupiter Ascending movie, its basically about that
so my theory we came from mars we destroyed that planet groups of people came here started civilizations all over the earth that's why most advanced civilizations had pyramids... People from mars were advanced but not that advanced maybe were we our now
Greg g wait so the people from mars, who youre saying that was not as advanced as people from earth who had pyramids but at the same time you said people from mars came to earth to start civilizations? How if they werent advanced, advanced species would be able to travel to earth and start colonizing it, but this your theory. Im just trying to understand
Ozzy... If WE were THE ORIGINAL species colonozing the galaxy, Wouldn't We have the Ability to Travel the Galaxy??? Just saying bro.... Just 1 of MANY answers to Your question with MANY Others...
I love the idea of aliens trying to creep by on a ship disguised as an asteroid to observe us, hide from us, whatever
Do you think other civilizations know about DMT?
Jamie, can you pull that up?
Do you think dmt knows about other civilizations is what I want to know.....🤔😂
Some of these alien species meditate, so it's close to DMT.
@@loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397 oh interesting, i see you're one yourself
They probably sent it here and they're watching with popcorn ready to see what happens
Brian Cox is up there with being my favourite guest on JRE
Jobbies😂💩
@@thedutchhose2378 🤣💩
Yep Brian cox, Brian Greene and Garrett reisman I’ve watched 5-10 times each 😂 Garrett reisman probably my favorite though
What a name 🤣🤣you jab they jobbies doing gods work
@@johnmcshannon5200 🤣🤣
The edit was insane. Well done, editor.
Without compilations, I wouldn't know that there's a possibility that alien abductions are just memories of your birth. That's really incredible.
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That was a ridiculous point, babies don’t have memories because their brains aren’t developed to the stage of having one
@@concrete5092 innate vs inert behaviour, its the same as how baby chicks know their mother will feed them, or how a baby knows to breastfeed. Not everything is through memory, some things are natural instinct
@Concrete developed enough to develop further in later development isnt the point you think it is looool
Except it doesn't explain the people who claim to be abducted in broad daylight
Tom delonge: i'm going to expose aliens and ufos.
Joe Rogan: so tell me anything at all
Tom: welll i can't really get into it.
Tom delonge is an idiot
Hehehe
@@infamous88 Ouch, that makes me feel bad cause I liked him.
David Ortiz and yet this shit is still going on . The Pentagon just OFFICIALLY came out say all this shit is real ?? Lol WTF it gets weirder by the day ! The US Navy has changed its official guidelines on reporting UFOs . Bigelow aerospace has confirmed its is storing UFO alloys and other materials in specially modified buildings in Las Vegas for the US Gov . All this has just come out recently and no seems to be batting an eyelid ! 👽👽👽
I liked his explanation of Dune. Needed a giant floating electric space sausage
The Alex Jones part is kinda scary given how much of what he's said in the past has come to fruition or is now openly known about, but was crazy talk at the time when he said it.
Todd Hitchens Lets not forget about the mountain of shit that he's said that didn't come to fruition though, like Y2K, the US dollar dropping by 80% back in the mid 2000's, fake assassination attempts on Obama and so on.
@@LFC-ib2iq doesn't mean he's always wrong.
@@JacobGrim Nope, just means he's wrong a lot of the time.
@@LFC-ib2iq sure. Someone needs to say the things that *could* be true so that the things that are true can be exposed. They are just overshadowed by the wrong stuff.
@@JacobGrim I just find it hilarious when Alex Jones fans act like he's accurate in almost everything he says. This is the same fella that once claimed that the British government were creating Human-Fish hybrids, and he witnessed seeing them trying to claw their way out of the big tanks they were kept in.
Some needs to do another joe rogan meets himself and have him argue with himself about aliens
Sweetchilliheat18 have you seen “joe rogan and roe jogan”?
That transition from Tom DeLong to Travis Baker really got me.
In a competitive field, this episode is a standout. One of the very best. Thanks to all.
Absolutely seamless editing, absolutely superb!
he is such an amazing guy, even when the guests disagree/"confront" him, I love the way he explains his points of view in a centered and calm way. And I have some disagreements with some of his views too (in general subjects), and even tho, hes a guy I would love to hang out with and be friends with.
Unless it's Steve Crowder lol
HAHAHA FOR REALLLLL. he did apologize tho
I've been friends with Joe since I lost my mind and I started stalking him. 😏 he's really cool to hang out with, even if he doesn't know about it 🤣
He is a guy that I would love to bang. Either way, I get a couple million
Whom
Bro is an alien himself… joes in two places at the same time
Today's Human: Too alien for Earth, too human for outer space! 👽
I'm just a human who was born to late to explore the world, born to early to explore the galaxy. . .
Born just in time to order psychedelic drugs off the internet.
@@TripleMoonPanda good comment sir
YOOOOO 👽👽👽👽
I reckon this generation is not yet ready to leave the planet, maybe in the next three to four, maybe. Shit, what's the use of this physical form inside of a spaceship that's propelled by internal combustion. Can you imagine running out of toilet paper during a space mission? Homo Sapiens Sapiens is just the bridge towards something else. This body is just a vessel, and our consciousness is only an avatar, what really matters is spirit energy.
"We are the countless centre's of one and the same sphere."
-Pierre Teilhand de Chardin
=One Love=
-A
@Dave Klonpenberg Yes, you're right, LOL. I meant something more like "Outer Space Exploration." Not just sending humans behind the moon or Mars. I meant a true intergalactic society, something that transcends Homo Sapiens Sapiens into something more like Homo Galacticus, you follow me?
Thank you for your time in monitoring this comment so closely.
=One Love=
-A
If there were aliens advanced enough to come to Earth, chances are that they would come from a culture capable of moral awareness since a culture that didn't have any sense of morality or propriety would be unlikely to advance to the point of interstellar travel without destroying itself. If aliens from a culture that had an advanced moral awareness were to visit Earth, it would make perfect sense for them to act according to that moral awareness and avoid doing things destructive to humanity.
Camdenandroid I can see that logic
Behind the scenes there has been groups of people help create an alter collective consciousness breaking us free from some things that don't need to be and at the sam time the almighty our all powerful omnipresent father is ahead of us making sure there little tricks and snares get dealt with so we manage to stay inlign with the correct timeline as long as you follow the right path..... Now is the very time to ignght and unleash the power you were giving the light inside so you can shine on others helping them find and get in tune with the true light also this all works in tandom as the 144,000 choose ones rise working together with good to get us to the point of eliminating the demonic minipulaters and delivering us into a new world the new HEAVEN....... WE are getting closer everyday. Make sure you keep you heart right we are in very crucial times∆
What if they have mechanized themselves and fused with super advanced AI basically becoming robots, maybe they have no concept of empathy or feelings, or maybe they like to hit that dank
They would need moral awareness but also need to be armed to the teeth and capable of wiping out planets if required . I would imagine warfare is universal.
Bull. Humanity’s best advances in science are driven by war and preparing for war.
“But they arent humans so they likely wont think like we do” true, but you also have no evidence of life thinking differently, yet i have all of the examples (humans) of my theory.
21:40....joe you never fail to remind me to respect your intellect and sense of humour. Love u Bro
Thank you for the videos in order !! 🙏🏼
I think it'd be equally if not more wild for us to just meet another civilization that's been on the exact same timeline as us in terms of progress but with wildly different decisions.
Bless joe rogan for being able to have actual conversations with people from all walks of life, and whatever alex jones is.
A hairless fragile ape, just like you.
😂😅🤣🦔🛸
Yeet
Oh dear
JLP Voice: Amazin'
The way Tom folded that paper with such certainty, and explain it that way....I believe him dude. Keep an eye on his Company!!!!
Is there any further details about his company and their activities?
@@jec45 To The Stars is his company. They are the ones responsible for getting the three UFO videos leaked and informing the NY Times during their famous 2017 UFO article, which is what started the process of reducing the stigma of the field. They also had a contract with the US Army to work on producing "invisibility" of sorts for their tanks before covid. They ultimately plan to create a UFO of their own when they get enough investors. They have the science and know how, they just need a whole lot of money.
@@jec45well, turns out he was right
The edit is so clean I don't know who's taking 😂
We're the aliens mann
🤯🤯
@Dave Klonpenberg i wanna see
The aliens are us from the future.
to aliens we r aliens.. so i guess we r all aliens at the end of the day 🤷🏼♂️
🤘👽🤘Dazed and confused
The pentagon's response to Fravor's Tic Tac was "yep, there's something out there- and we don't know what they are either!" ...which is what we always wanted them to say. Just that.
Exactly
The transitions were so clean that I thought there was a whole squad on the podcast.
Freaked me out when the girl said "yeah" after listening to Brian lol
I love how they come up with the craziest storys but never with physical evidence 😅
“...They we’re working on an element” “Like an organism?” Omfg I slap my face so hard when I hear that
@@matta8569 it wasn't joe tho
@@chaseHoldren ye matt now sounds like the woman
Damn the editing made it seem like he interviewed all these people at once
there was a line of people standing behind the camera, waiting to give their best alien stories 🤔🤣
The best explanation of human civilization I've heard was in a college geology course. If you can imagine taking a trip from NYC to LA in kilometers, and that distance between the 2 cities was the age of the Earth (not the universe), the height of the curb in the parking lot you departed from would be the amount of time human civilization has been on Earth, and how far human civilization has advanced in the 125 years or so since the Industrial Revolution is quite impressive. To extrapolate that over the age of the entire universe, it would seem impossible for there NOT to be civilizations in existence somewhere in the universe, far more advanced than us.
I've waited Delonge time for this clip.
no.
Zero Cool thats so true dammit
Zero Cool Yeah i really feeling this.
Well that’s obvious
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
I love how he says watch what our company does. And his company and the canadian government confirmed alien life. He wasn’t even lying what the fuck 😂
Who?
@~Its_DusuTheBest~ Steven Harper I believe
@@roodflo3080 Steven Harper I believe
@@mook3204 bro that was Tom Delonge
compilation seems a little too short for the amount of time Joe talks about aliens
Cynicalisrealist my apologies, joe is our lord and savoir.
Cynicalisrealist im fucking with you too bro 😂😂it’s all love
@Get Nae Nae'd at the end of the day ..... the one who makes gay jokes is *gayyyyyyyyyyyyy*
Love ya Joe thanks for all you do 💪👌
No problem bro
We want Bob Lazar on!
Get him on, get him on. Gotta happen now joe watched the doco
That would be awsome
YEH!
ruclips.net/video/wnRPrJcRdkk/видео.html Capel Green is a powerful, independent feature length documentary film about the myriad of strange occurrences which took place in and around Rendlesham Forest, close to the twin US Air Force bases of Bentwaters and Woodbridge in Suffolk, England during 1980.
Numerous US Air Force personnel witnessed UFOs in the sky, strange spheres of red light floating above the ground, beams shone down from UFOs into weapons storage areas, landed unidentified craft, and unusual entities which were observed in a farmer's field known as Capel Green.
This is NOT a science fiction film, these events actually took place and affected real people and their lives. The film also centres around the original military whistleblower in these incidents, Airman First Class - Larry Warren who has fought for the truth and justice in these matters for almost four decades! Featuring re-enactment scenes of the incredible events plus interviews with witnesses who have never spoken on camera before, this film will genuinely shock many people with what will be revealed through its thorough research and corroboration. This is an amazing part of our history which has never been fully researched or investigated in the mainstream media... UNTIL NOW.
Jeremiah Turner. Lol. Bob Lazar was and IS a pathological liar. An idiot. The guy is a fraud from square one. Wake up.
20:27 “it would become our new daddy” LMAO
I always imagine aliens being like those in 2001 space odyssey or in interestellar. I think its possible that they have already transcended this reality/universe/dimension.
They live in the cloud
Mr Silence Dogood nah the movie was about another civilisation that had transcended above physical beings and created the wormhole and created that 5d space. Trippy shit
Mr Silence Dogood nah the movie was about another civilisation that had transcended above physical beings and created the wormhole and created that 5d space. Trippy shit
@@buzzkill_9648 it was about humans being that dude
I always imagine them being more like us than we realise- if evolution is universal and it takes and earth like planet to harbour advanced lifeforms then evolution will make similar animals for certain environments. At the least other advanced lifeforms must have the attributes we have
21:11 😂 i love that his whole reason for aliens to be fake boils down to “why would they care?”
Yeh classic basketball person
The transition got me thinking all those guests be sitting in the same room talking right after eachother 😂
ikr...
the transition is smooth
I like how Brian barely considers that they could be 'everywhere' in space but we don't regonize their signatures or tech. Interesting, considering recent UFO reports which describe room-temp objects going 10k mph
Friction with air should heat them up. Happened to Concorde and the SR - 71 at way slower speeds...🤔
@19:20 Area 51
Cool! A JRE clip on aliens, should be about 5 min long
*Clicks video*...26 min. Lol
You know on every RUclips platform/app you can literally see how long the video is on thumbnails, so your comment is kind of dumb...
Dave Klonpenberg well I’m just over here eating a plum...
@@davyjonesvideos Who killed JFK, Where are the aliens, and are we gonna split this plum or nah
btw I want in on this plum
Ryan Shah well shit we have 3 people down for the plum and Dave over here really wants to join too I’m guessing so all 4 of us are gettin in on this plum now. Better be a nice luscious ripe plump ole plum.
I call shotgun on the.plum pit!! Plums have pits dont they?? Boy i sure hope so!!!
Joe, Eddy and Alex....of course the conversation is about aliens. 🤣
I call for a vote to have a 4 person episode, consisting of, Brian coxx, Neil degrasse Tyson, Alex Jones and Eddie bravo, minimum 5 hour live stream all on mushrooms, that would be the closest we would come to recreating the big bang 😂
5 persons 😅
plus Elon Musk
Fuck Degrasse Tyson, if he were there no-one would ever finish a sentence.
Please not Tyson
I love listening to his conversations, always interesting
6:56 is alex jones' part, ur welcome xd
Thanks babe
Tom is better
Thank babes
I keep watching it thanks man lol
The “why would they care?” question got him
Alex Jones delivery of any message sends you reeling. If it doesn't you're just not listening.
😆
Did Alex Jones ever send you that book with the tabs and the documents?
Yup it's why Joe stopped going live. He realized he needs to have more control over what we see.
Mike Morris is that true? How you know that?
No lol
@@iHaveTheDocuments its not live anymore for real? How u know that??
Yup with a matching tin foil hat
If "they've" been around that long then they have probably learned a few lessons from contacting and/or intervening...just like we have here on earth with remote peoples. I agree with Joe on this one. 👍
Joe Rogan always assumes that all alien civilizations are thinking like the avengers and there is no Thanos.
I have an alien story. When I was 9 my brother and his 3 friends went camping by our house and came back later that night terrified claiming they say a ufo and blacked out. I hung out with them in the living room where we all slept together that night. They were talking and they all had incision marks on the base of their thumbs and one had one on the back of his calf. Years later my brother got into a car accident and hurt his arm. My mother took him to the hospital and my mom and brother told me the doctor said he had a foreign object in his hand. He still has it in his hand today. It's been about 23 years since this happened. Before this adbuction happened. They came back to the house and hung out with me and we starred at the sky because there was an electrical storm going on that looked crazy. It wasn't raining just weird lightning going across the sky. I read that aliens can use this energy to charge their ships or something. I'm not bullshitting if anyone wants to give me a lie detector I'll be willing to take it and pass it. The story gets even weirder. I'm half german. I talked to my brother recently and he believes the germans idea of the master race wasn't for looks it was to get those with the purest alien dna. What makes it more weird is at 6:55 alex jones talks about the nazis communicating with these aliens. I don't know how true that is but I believe there's some connection. My brother told my grandpa before he passed (german side). Our grandpa said what happened to him has been happening to people in our family for generations.
Nah
Go find God
Alien: “take me to your brother “
@@donnyfoster1859 shit really happened
@@smokestrong1000 I believe you I don’t doubt anything with aliens
Eddie Bravo’s “yuhhh” is GOLD at 7:28
balls deep in space
I like how even though Joe is very open minded the rational side comes out when someone just says like "people are saying aliens did [insert thing that aliens probably didn't do]" so he'll just go like "oh really" in a sarcastic tone
'Are you aware of how we treat uncontacted tribes?" Joe fuckin Rogan does it again, laughed my ass off when I should have cried. 'This is human beings!' Too funny
INTERGALACTIC MULTIUNIVERSE INTERDIMENSIONAL ROBOT ALIEN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
Lmaooo
Damn lol that's hella words
sounds like something alex jones would say
Look into Billy Meier...
Your very close imo. I don’t know about them being AI. But I do agree that they are extra dimensional beings. Aliens are a bit of a overstatement. Especially all the things us as humanity have seen for YEARS now .
i want the guy in the first clip to just narrate my life
brian cox is an amazing narrator, he did it for the planet earth documentary at one point i’m pretty sure
Ah a quick relaxing vide- 👀🤯👀🤯🤯👀YOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUUUUCK
.... YOOOOOO!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
Just love the open conversations. Seems rare these days.
I love how much attention Joe gives to this, but I would like to see more about time travel + UFO's. It is a good hypothesis and as possible as alien visitors.
This comment was made 2 years, but I just heard the theory that aliens are actually evolved humans just time traveling. I guess it was brought up because some data and study showed the track we're on we're headed to looking like the grays 🤔
7:20 Joe Rohan’s brain breaking
8:01 Alex Jones’ conviction burning so pure 🔥
There was a group of men who said their friend got abducted (they watched him get abducted). The person who got abducted, and the friends took a lie detector test, and they all passed.
Fire in the sky
If you mean the Travis Walton story that one is really crazy because he was actually missing for days, and the police thought his friends killed him because of the story they told them, thats why they take lie detectors, after a few days he reappears on the side of the road miles and miles away from where he disappeare
He's been on the Joe Rogan show already Travis Walton
Joe Rogan is just as much GENIUS, because he asks GENIUS QUESTIONS
Brian Cox is a legend
4:37 Holy shit... that was some wardrobe change from Bryan Cox 😂
Joe is becoming the Art Bell of our day, and I like it!
Was just thinking this
Miss Art 😢
Didn't end well for him tho
@@DuxEtRex How so?
8:25 “the big doody-copter”😂
Tom " I know things but can't tell you " Delonge
Like an element. You mean like an organism from outer space?! No, I mean like an element.
Idk why we think aliens are little green men. The British dude in the beginning of the video is an ALPHA CENTAURIAN.
I went to space high school with him.
Sprunk Man nope! I’m the OTHER Turok.
I have the real seeds of evil!
Sprunk Man DONT you dare!
Dat username
"We're all on speed," joe quips 2 mins after shooting crystal in my arm. Lmfao, correct!
"the big dooty-copter" that was funnier than it should have been
It's how 6 year old me woulda described witnessing UFO
Imagine being an extraterrestrial and witnessing the chaos and violence on earth. As an extraterrestrial, your grabbing the popcorn, or your concerned how crazy planet earth is.
Imagine they watching a golf match or going to church. No different. They kill the golfer.
baby's brains might not be able to record memories because they are still developing
Okay, everyone seems to notice how fast Joe is able to change his outfits, but the fact that the guests can transform into other people and also become 2 other people is troubling