Theo Von - Try Not To Laugh
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Theodor Capitani Von Kurnatowski is known best for his unique style of making people laugh through real life stories and outlandish analogies. His podcast "This Past Weekend" is one of the best in the game, but he can be just as hilarious as a guest. These are some of those best guest moments that are too funny to not laugh. Thank you for watching!
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Jocko-“CGI?”
Theo-“i don’t know what his name was.”
The shit Theo says is beyond poetic.
this shit has me crying
Nah he was white 🤣
His facial expression as he says that cracks me up 😂😂
He’s Absolutely brilliant
that shit got me. i was literally trying not to laugh.
As a black man Theo Von's racey jokes are even funnier when you know that he grew up in a black trailer park in Louisiana 😭
There is a huge difference between being racist and telling racists jokes. I feel like Theo can joke about everything and roars everyone and get away with it. You can feel he has a lot of love in him.
Did he really though or is he just TELLING us he did?
His father is also from Nicaragua
@@haradin1337 he doesn't tell racist jokes, he tells jokes about race
Because from him it's "how can i make this sound funny & not "how can i make this politically funny so then i could talk about my politics beliefs for the next 20 min of my stand up show trying to be funny " & big emphasis on the "trying" Theo Von does talk a bit about his views on his podcast though
Theo thinking that people having British accents is them having autism might be the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.
I think it's more their demeanour
I laughed so hard I almost passed out!
I’m British and I’d say they have autism too
I think it’s cuz they like math so much
I agree.
Theo is such a likable dude. Seems like a very down to Earth/humble guy. I can’t help but root for him.
yeah he's very likeable, calling people out for having autism if he doesn't know if they really do. WHAT A LIKEABLE GUY!!!!
@Tanzfang you're a weirdo get off this video lol
@@tanzfang3610 ratio
He seems more like someone trying hard to be funny and doesn't come off as natural at all. Even tho he's trying to act like that's just how he typically is. The guy supposedly has a degree from LSU, and even though that's not the most prestigious school for academics, he's obviously fooling and playing you all. I guess everyone has to make a living somehow tho🤷🏼♂️
the salt is real above lmfao
His ability to keep a straight face after saying the most bizarre shit is unparalleled.
It's mind boggling 🤣🤣 feels like he's dead serious hahaha
How he explained why the dog got killed “Unless it’s a murder you gotta tighten it up for tonight” 😂😂😂
That's why I feel he's way more sincere than you might think. I believe he had an interesting life so far, because the shit he tells cannot just be made up. He's just weird in his head and also talks before he thinks
Update: Just remember, he's from Louisiana. All stories are for at least 90% true story. No way anyone in Louisiana will laugh 😂, just business as usual there
I mean if u laugh after seeing some bizare shit where he grew up he coulda got killed
When Theo says, ‘back in the day’ or ‘we had this one guy’ you know shit is about to be hilarious
Tell the random ass stories
Completely agree. He needs to develop an animated series based on his stories about growing up similar to Bill Burr's F Is For Family.
Also, back in the day could mean as far back as just yesterday.
This one guy I knew...lol !
That's why I clicked on this video fast, everytime he says We had this one guy, I know I'm gonna lmao, like lurch, the no arm no leg guy who tried to fight everybody, he'd just lurch you up with his neck.
Some people really try to catch Theo on his bs but he responds so quickly and with such wit they can’t help but laugh 😂
Wit…. Yeah ok, we can go with that
You probably the only person ever that doesnt find him funny lol@@gabbygood6813
@@gabbygood6813you do realize he’s a comedian doing bits right? Lmfao
“CGI or something?” “Uh idk what his name was” 😂
😂
nah it was a white dude I think
I have a theory that Theo is playing a character and is actually the most genius comic of all time.
Same with Norm Macdonald
@@williamwhite8355 Norm legitimately didn't even care if anyone laughed. He would bomb.on stage and then go stand by the door and make everyone shake his hand as they were leaving the venue.
I've heard a few comics say nothing makes them laugh harder then a Fart joke or a good comedian bombing on stage.
I definitely think he's a smarter guy than he lets on.
@@be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231 hilarious cause I see when Norm makes jokes with people he almost looks like he feels misery whenever people laugh at his jokes😂
There's no character. He's the most genius comic of all time.
“Said he lost a part of his leg, idk he could’ve been faking it”
“Like CGI?”
“Idk what his name was”😂😂😂
Yo he fool 🤣
Bro the nail was "no, it was a white guy"
I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@aphaseelecyup! Hahaha you know CGI comes across as a black dude hahaha
I lost my shit when he said that. Genius.
What I find most hilarious about Theo is his wealth of knowledge and experience that seemingly comes from nowhere.
It comes from doing drugs and the places it takes you, while also having a natural gift for wit and confidence
Theo Von is a ray of sunshine in this dark cloudy world. He's a national treasure
Theo making fun of two JACKED Navy Seals for wearing tiny shirts is the level of confidence I aspire to 😂
Echo is actually a Jiu Jitsu master, not a Navy Seal. That's how he met Jocko I'm pretty sure, was at the gym
Yeah, but how about the small boy going shirtless? 😂
They probably respect him more for it
That was hilarious!
Hes a comedian, they know not to take it personally
Jocko: CGI or something..?
Theo: I don't know what his name was..💀💀
Had me cracking up 🤣
That one got me
Those are actually my initials 😂
The fact that he says that's not his name because he was white.... LMFAO
yes he is so quick :D
I loved the part where Theo Von just wouldnt stop roasting the shit out of Gary Vee and Jocko just couldnt stop laughing😂 Theo is a comedic genius Idgaf if hes lying on some stories they still funny af
He's actually telling the truth about that! 😂 Gary Vee's dad was a rich winer guy lmao. He also kisses his dad on the lips LOL, I'm not even joking 😆😭😭
that gary Vee rant might’ve been the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while , he just kept goin 😂😂😂
"Put on 8 slippers and go to bed" theo's mind just works different 🤣
Lol bro that just floored me. How quick he just thinks of the most absurd shit to say is hilarious.
was looking for this comment 😂 theos the goat
I thot no one said this in the comments🤣🤣
Had me choking from laughing so hard
the spider was quiet as fuck like what noise does a spider even make lmfao
I love the autism bit but i especially love how the guys just genuinely cracked up, good sports
So fucking good
I was cry laughing so hard I had to stop walking to compose myself when I heard that part.
I love that they laughed at it.
that was hilarious
As a Yank, guys like those two limeys are precisely the reason I would die for the UK
Imagine you’re on someone’s show and just the first thing you say is “Hou guys have AUTISM”😭😭😭
Theo starting a podcast by dying laughing listening to the intro, then telling those guys "you guys have-well we call it autism." honestly might be the single greatest roast of all time. 🔥🔥🔥
I love when Theo goes like “they had this guy in our town who…” as if there’s some planning committee choosing who gets to live there 😂
That's just how we say it down here. "They had" = "there was".
We say other weird shit like making groceries or lemme axe you a question.
Another example you wrote "Theo goes like" instead of "theo said"
@Top Lobster Covington, Louisiana. Not too far from New Orleans. It truly is as strange as Theo says, and I absolutely love it.
@@funzy101rest in peace Billy Conforto. That damn embankment
"You guys have, what we call, autism" -Theo Von, definitely 😂
Everybody’s got it
Bit of the tism.
Those dudes pissed him off before the show
"You guys have what we call, autism."😂 where does he come up with this shit
@@ajfromcjbasements6574what happened?? Can you point
“The guys just knuckleing through some chowder” killed me 😂😂😂
He is easily my favourite person to watch 😂 I wanna spend a day with this man
Same lol
Absolutely!😂😂😂
100%
Theo in that serious ass setting with Jocko is soooo out of place but so hilarious at same time.
But the fact that he had them busting up and stayed true to himself is amazing
That dirt nasty convo tho😂😂😂😂
Sitting with killers making jokes
@@rickymarino1208 Exactly...the ONE thing I'll call "BULLSHIT" on that Theo said despite SO MUCH B.S. Theo said/says is that cops are packing heat on their man things between their hamstrings considering their extremely larger than life egos which is the most obvious giveaway that this is NOT true!
@@rickymarino1208 a true badass 😂 making them giggle, just having a good time
"That's a very RICH thing to say" had me rolling.😂😂
logan...im gonna have to scam some more people for money..space aint cheap
😭😭😭😭
Bruhhhh I’m tearing up from that whole thing😂😂😭
3:04
Plonit
Theos ability to tight rope on the most horrible shit is unmatched
Theo Von comedy is something you never knew you needed til you found it!
At this point I’ve seen at least 50 “Theo Von Podcast Moments”; but not only was this full of new clips I genuinely hadn’t seen before but they were also all hilarious! You’re killing it bro, this is the best place on RUclips for this content, it’s perfect for someone that loves podcasts but can’t catch up with it all!👏🏼🔥
Teddy do be speaking truth
AGREED
facts!
Yup I totally second that, this channel is a fucking gold mine for comedy.
Yup same
Theo is the man. His response is so quick as a comedian. I love that he takes us though a journey and we never know where. Theo is super intellectual but also has the gift of gab which is why he’s the man.
you sound emotional
The journey in my mind is a town down south with all these hilarious characters. (Sounds like a new cartoon).He could do it easily
@@ilovecatsalot556 I get his vibe.
Are you afraid of feeling something?
@@Horace1993 get away
Theo is intellectual? I’m not sure you know what that means.
0:45 "i did real well one season" 😂😂😂😂
“I know you out there pettin them honkey muppets” 😂
I lost it when he said the spider was so scared of getting shot he put on 8 slippers and went to bed 😂😂😂
me too i hollered 😭😭
Same !!🤣🤣
Same😂😂😂😂
That’s where I lost it too🤣🤣😭😭😭
Every time I hear Theo von talk I feel like I’m tripping on shrooms with a friend and he’s telling me jokes out his ass but for some reason it’s hilarious.
Never heard a truer statement
That is enlightenment. Theo is a spiritual entity.
Yes! He makes me feel like I'm back in the 1980s tripping acid with friends.
Bro, on point. Well described
I used to do stuff like that back in the day. I remember when I was younger, my friend and I were on some mushrooms and my friend asked me if I wanted some tea.
Me: What kind?
Him: Luzianne.
Me: No thanks. That's like the Long John Silver's of tea.
Him: Chuckles...then stops. What do you mean?
Me: Well, I eat at Long John Silver's once a year to remind myself why I don't eat there.
Theo has made me laugh more than anyone else and it isn't even close
I've listened to so many of his jokes but didn't realize how funny he is until I just had my earbuds in while working at home and just found myself laughing so much to myself!
Never appreciated how funny Theo was on jocko's podcast while also being deep and talking about his personal hardships. Really a unique guy.
11:50 “the spider, you know, quiet as f*ck dude. had put on 8 slippers & f*ckin went to bed bro” 😂
I don't think people realize just what a treasure theo.von is. His humor along with his wit could span so many decades. The same stuff he says now he could say 30 years ago and nail it in a way that makes the whole room explode in laughter.
“Put on 8 slippers “ 😂😂😂
I loved this comp. Theo is one of the funniest human beings on Earth. xD
Him laughing at their accents and intro is hilarious in itself.
You guys have a autism 😂😂
@@therealko7013
But Theo beat autism though lol
Idk what you call it but you have autism had me dying
Bro I feel like he was clowning them especially in the end I was crying 😂
@@-lifeofdavid- exactly. Their podcast is annoying af . I was so happy seeing him make fun of them
Theo and I met at the restraunt I work at. so genuine and he gave me a piece of advice. " nothing changes if nothing changes man"
Deep
@@toritindall7808 for real. 😔👌
deep thoughts with the deep 😔
I think that’s the Theo version of this quote:
“If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.”
The sun burns because it's hot
I LOVE THEO! I would've loved to grow up with him! What a lifetime of laughing!
He might be the best story-teller I've heard in a while.
Theo is one of the few unique comedy figures around. Hilarious and completely his own. Wife and I got tickets to see him in a couple weeks and can't wait.
It’s been a couple weeks, I wanna hear how it was 😂
@@manfrommaine1194 same. Me too
How was the show?
I fuckin love theo but I'm not the biggest fan of his stand-up
@@kyle1751 Same. He's hilarious when he's being himself, but his standup ain't too great. Just like I think Joey Diaz is the funniest dude to ever live, but not his standup.
I love Theo Von and Jocko. It always feels like someone joking their way out of getting murdered.
😂😂
Holy shit that's so perfect. The black and white really does it. Seems like a scene in a movie. And Jocko doesn't bite on anything. Just staring him down like oh yeah keep talking
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude: So Paulie, what do you do for a living? Theo: Benzos.
“I would say it’s more of an autumn game” lost it right off the bat lmaooo
“Knuckling through some chowder”.... hahahahahaha!!
Haven’t even watched the whole one and I got one that cracks me up. “I knew this boy, no arms, used to fuckin’ fight everybody.”
Neck to neck
The story about the animals shutting up after the dog got shot had me crying
The spider lol
Eight slippers on and went to bed
Bro they ask him "what is the one thing we aren't talking about but should be" and my man's out there talking about some strong and beautiful birds in Newcastle man I can't😂😂
"I don't want to die on this planet"
"That's a very rich thing to say I feel like"
😂😂😂
Theo is unbelievably funny. He's at his best off the cuff. His experiences make him a treasure trove of hilarious wisdom.
i love how he sensed them mocking joe rogan for ivermectin and he COMPLETELY turned the conversation on its ass and made it awkward talking about paying people to look at his A$$ and they were all just so awkward and couldnt keep track. He was in complete control. hes a genius.
I completely missed that at first until I rewatched it and damn that was a fire ass play they tryna clown his boy Rogan and he switched that shit up so quick
@@-lifeofdavid- time stamp?
@@Dawood4 4:05 when they start talking about Rogan on mars mike slips in the word “ivermectin” for actually no reason whatsoever and just watch theo realize immediately and switch the whole thing around
Tbh you should be mocking Rogan for promoting ivermectin lmfaooo
@@OhDeeDoubleU I have a feeling you don’t know what the word honesty means
I don’t know what would be more impressive Theo being a character or just Theo being Theo
there was not 1 second of this video I was not laughing. Thankyou so much theo. We love you.
I like how he kept asking those british dudes what they call shit 🤣🤣
The way he has jocko and echo giggling like school boys and chuckling when theo innocently roasted them. It was soooo funny
Theo saying that there is an extra small size child out there who doesn’t have a shirt because jocko took them all is beyond hilarious😭😂
“I did real well one season” I’m fucking dead 😂
Theo is one of the most impressive comedians I've ever heard. Idk what he does. It might not even be funny. But how he says everything is absolutely hilarious. He beat comedy By being hilarious without even being funny.
He has never told a shit joke, every single thing he says is hilarious and that requires a lot of intelligence, stupid people arent capable of being that funny neither are slightly above average intelligence people, dudes a literal genius with comedy.
Most comedians are very intelligent people, and Theo is the only comedian I know of who has never said a shit joke.
That jocko bit about the tight shirts had me dying!!!
That was the quickest 15 minutes of my life i could watch this for hours😂😂
I love that you can never truly tell the difference between the truth and a bit and that's why he's the most genuine hilarious comedian
“What do you do for a living?”
Theo-“Opiates”
Lol.
Theo is the only one who can make Jocko laugh so hard he can’t breath
Jocko one of the most serious men on the planet in a room with Theo is priceless🤣
D’Elia nailed it: “you start a sentence and have no idea where it’s going”
The Theo jocko clip was priceless 🤣 Theo roasting that guy made my day.
I LOVE that howie 100% gets Theo's humor and plays with him perfectly!
Simon Rex was the complete opposite, dude couldn't find the funny line if he was wearing it
Simon Rex is hilarious in Scary Movie 3
He cures my bipolar/depression. I wake up hating life and I can watch some Theo and before I know it smiling and laughing
Theo is the best. He's got the best episode on "This is Not Happening" a Comedy Central show. I wish there were more people like Theo on earth ❤❤❤
The brightest star in today’s diluted mainstream comedy... Thanks for doin sh*t different Theo.
Theo always brings me to tears man. What makes me laugh is Theo is dead serious. No need to joke. Pure natural humor man.
No woman no cryyyyyyyyy 🎶🎶🎶
@@staypositive5718 no woman, no cry
Hey, thanks for the shout-out! Mike!
I was too dumb for too long to realise how genius-level funny Theo actual is 😂👍🤣
Theo has actually proved he's one of the funniest comics of our generation in the last 2 years, when he first came around i didn't fw hin too much but over the last while i've seen so much clips from him i'd be hyped to see his next stand up
Lost it on the first clip after he said “C’mon Lady” lmaoooo. “Moon Meats” got me too😂😂😂😂
3:04 was too funny! Talking about scrounging up a quarter for the air machine 😂😂😂
Theo telling Logan “I don’t wanna die on this planet” is such a wealth thing is so fucking funny
1000%
One of the very few people that made Joey Diaz cry laughing on numerous occasions - love them both
Nah Joey diaz sucks. Theo’s a legend though
@@svenskhet8688 No one asked you lil bro.
@@svenskhet8688 eat shit
@@svenskhet8688 joey Diaz e g bror
Theo making jocko laugh until his eyes dissappear is beyond hilarious to me .
Genuinely a master at context and subtext
When Theo starts a story by acknowledging the object has multiple names, you know it's gonna be funny.
I can’t get over Theo and Jocko even being in the same room. Then he was messing with Jocko about his tight shirt problem. That’s good stuff
Bro when he said it’s an autumn game I lost it 😂
Bro I will always lose try not to laugh with theo...he gets me all the time.
I love Theo because he just doesn’t stop 😂 it’s like a consistent rhythm too that interrupts everyone until he’s gotten his point across
4:48 You can see here that Theo is working his stand-up act all the time. Even when sitting
He was ready for buddy to ask "who" but instead he asked "how much" and theo went through with the bit how he had it written
thats exactly what stand-up comedy is, telling stories whether real or fake and building the narrative as the segment goes on, often coming back to a prior joke in Segways
*segues
Thank you for explaining comedy…. We were lost without you!
He's been waiting for this moment since his career took off hahahah 10:02
That was genius. Theo is so real. They don't make them like this anymore.
"Put on 8 slippers and called it a night" fuck me dead that killed me
I was eating an ice cream cone and i was legitimately concerned for my life. Watching this and eating is a chokin hazard for real man. This was too funny!
“Rogan would be out there working the trager” 😂😂😂😂 4:10
we’re so fortunate to be alive with Theo Von 😂
That black dude, Ellis I think his name was with the role play was so good! Dudes got something special, stage presence and all that on point son
Bro this a beast of an edit somehow I haven’t seen most of these clips. Killing it. I’m fucking dying 30 seconds in
“Oh come on lady” 😂😂😂
Yo he's just beign himself and shit s funny, he s not even acting. Gotta love this guy. Lot better in a interactions, lil bit of goin back and forth than single act but still, gotta love this guy. He s like mate ur always wanted
Man, I’m glad Theo got away from Brendan Schaub. Immediately seemed happier and his comedy is improving.
Who’s that?
You realize all of these clips, absolutely every single one of these clips, are from way before he left the kats podcast. And to say he got away from Brendan is such an ignorant statement because if you were truly a fan of Theo you would know him and Brendan are just as close if not closer than when they did the show. You guys gotta give this moronic narrative up already.
@@jodyhiiirolla2398 lol get ahold of yourself. You sound like an emotional wreck lmao
@@jodyhiiirolla2398 pretty sure he was saying he’s funnier now than when he was in these clips. You gotta stop dick riding, your emotions are getting in the way of your eyes.
@@jodyhiiirolla2398 everyone wants to get away from brendan. chris d’philia openly mocks brendan on their pod so i don’t doubt for a second if theo left because he couldn’t stand him
"We're all scrounging for change in our cars for the fucking machine to fill up our tires and this guy's like *I'm not dying on this planet* " literally sent me 😂😂😭😭😭😭