Theo Von - Try Not To Laugh

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @lord_shmeat6276
    @lord_shmeat6276 2 года назад +19007

    Jocko-“CGI?”
    Theo-“i don’t know what his name was.”
    The shit Theo says is beyond poetic.

    • @2moreminutes
      @2moreminutes 2 года назад +633

      this shit has me crying

    • @alec3064
      @alec3064 2 года назад +639

      Nah he was white 🤣

    • @cryptozach7152
      @cryptozach7152 2 года назад +224

      His facial expression as he says that cracks me up 😂😂

    • @ferguspitcher7911
      @ferguspitcher7911 2 года назад +63

      He’s Absolutely brilliant

    • @gurpchirp
      @gurpchirp 2 года назад +36

      that shit got me. i was literally trying not to laugh.

  • @thes-10rooster45
    @thes-10rooster45 Год назад +15789

    His ability to keep a straight face after saying the most bizarre shit is unparalleled.

    • @HuFlungDung77
      @HuFlungDung77 Год назад +118

      It's mind boggling 🤣🤣 feels like he's dead serious hahaha

    • @Mack_Worlds_Media
      @Mack_Worlds_Media Год назад +113

      How he explained why the dog got killed “Unless it’s a murder you gotta tighten it up for tonight” 😂😂😂

    • @joostlubberink5236
      @joostlubberink5236 Год назад +33

      That's why I feel he's way more sincere than you might think. I believe he had an interesting life so far, because the shit he tells cannot just be made up. He's just weird in his head and also talks before he thinks

    • @joostlubberink5236
      @joostlubberink5236 Год назад +23

      Update: Just remember, he's from Louisiana. All stories are for at least 90% true story. No way anyone in Louisiana will laugh 😂, just business as usual there

    • @sethmath2778
      @sethmath2778 Год назад +6

      I mean if u laugh after seeing some bizare shit where he grew up he coulda got killed

  • @FrumpleTb
    @FrumpleTb Год назад +1139

    Some people really try to catch Theo on his bs but he responds so quickly and with such wit they can’t help but laugh 😂

    • @gabbygood6813
      @gabbygood6813 Год назад +5

      Wit…. Yeah ok, we can go with that

    • @PatrickDoherty-m7k
      @PatrickDoherty-m7k Год назад

      You probably the only person ever that doesnt find him funny lol@@gabbygood6813

    • @aronianspigonian8589
      @aronianspigonian8589 Год назад +29

      @@gabbygood6813you do realize he’s a comedian doing bits right? Lmfao

    • @evanduckworth9681
      @evanduckworth9681 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@gabbygood6813your lack of wit is showing

    • @gabbygood6813
      @gabbygood6813 5 месяцев назад

      @@evanduckworth9681 awww. Did I hurt your feelings?

  • @alec187
    @alec187 2 года назад +15550

    When Theo says, ‘back in the day’ or ‘we had this one guy’ you know shit is about to be hilarious

    • @camthedingo9553
      @camthedingo9553 2 года назад +98

      Tell the random ass stories

    • @M_1_L_3_R
      @M_1_L_3_R 2 года назад +91

      Completely agree. He needs to develop an animated series based on his stories about growing up similar to Bill Burr's F Is For Family.

    • @cuzidodgebullets6797
      @cuzidodgebullets6797 2 года назад +45

      Also, back in the day could mean as far back as just yesterday.

    • @julies1ify
      @julies1ify 2 года назад +6

      This one guy I knew...lol !

    • @Mark-xb7ro
      @Mark-xb7ro 2 года назад +3

      That's why I clicked on this video fast, everytime he says We had this one guy, I know I'm gonna lmao, like lurch, the no arm no leg guy who tried to fight everybody, he'd just lurch you up with his neck.

  • @RealAgentHawthorne
    @RealAgentHawthorne Год назад +17940

    As a black man Theo Von's racey jokes are even funnier when you know that he grew up in a black trailer park in Louisiana 😭

    • @haradin1337
      @haradin1337 Год назад +1237

      There is a huge difference between being racist and telling racists jokes. I feel like Theo can joke about everything and roars everyone and get away with it. You can feel he has a lot of love in him.

    • @trevvrun
      @trevvrun Год назад +101

      Did he really though or is he just TELLING us he did?

    • @Thatdude877
      @Thatdude877 Год назад +330

      His father is also from Nicaragua

    • @j2oorange
      @j2oorange Год назад +636

      @@haradin1337 he doesn't tell racist jokes, he tells jokes about race

    • @A-ROD-oe8wl
      @A-ROD-oe8wl Год назад +97

      Because from him it's "how can i make this sound funny & not "how can i make this politically funny so then i could talk about my politics beliefs for the next 20 min of my stand up show trying to be funny " & big emphasis on the "trying" Theo Von does talk a bit about his views on his podcast though

  • @Geo-wc7jc
    @Geo-wc7jc Год назад +555

    What I find most hilarious about Theo is his wealth of knowledge and experience that seemingly comes from nowhere.

    • @KRYKiTx3
      @KRYKiTx3 Год назад +33

      It comes from doing drugs and the places it takes you, while also having a natural gift for wit and confidence

    • @JackH2254
      @JackH2254 6 месяцев назад +9

      I’d wager he just makes half of the shit up 😂

    • @Boozewa
      @Boozewa 4 месяца назад +2

      Yea, it really is hard to imagine 7 beautiful naked women having a pillow fight in front of a big huge picture window

    • @Geo-wc7jc
      @Geo-wc7jc 3 месяца назад

      @@Boozewa k

  • @stankzilla8393
    @stankzilla8393 2 года назад +11617

    I have a theory that Theo is playing a character and is actually the most genius comic of all time.

    • @williamwhite8355
      @williamwhite8355 2 года назад +521

      Same with Norm Macdonald

    • @be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231
      @be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231 2 года назад +879

      @@williamwhite8355 Norm legitimately didn't even care if anyone laughed. He would bomb.on stage and then go stand by the door and make everyone shake his hand as they were leaving the venue.
      I've heard a few comics say nothing makes them laugh harder then a Fart joke or a good comedian bombing on stage.

    • @christophervehon9554
      @christophervehon9554 2 года назад +654

      I definitely think he's a smarter guy than he lets on.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 года назад +127

      @@be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231 hilarious cause I see when Norm makes jokes with people he almost looks like he feels misery whenever people laugh at his jokes😂

    • @troisharp9703
      @troisharp9703 2 года назад +177

      There's no character. He's the most genius comic of all time.

  • @harrybrown1299
    @harrybrown1299 2 года назад +3464

    "Put on 8 slippers and go to bed" theo's mind just works different 🤣

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 2 года назад +155

      Lol bro that just floored me. How quick he just thinks of the most absurd shit to say is hilarious.

    • @ddrizzyds1216
      @ddrizzyds1216 2 года назад +34

      was looking for this comment 😂 theos the goat

    • @mrkutty0
      @mrkutty0 2 года назад +9

      I thot no one said this in the comments🤣🤣

    • @brandonwilshire7837
      @brandonwilshire7837 2 года назад +12

      Had me choking from laughing so hard

    • @BeyondThaDeepWoods
      @BeyondThaDeepWoods 2 года назад +74

      the spider was quiet as fuck like what noise does a spider even make lmfao

  • @bryanmlally
    @bryanmlally Год назад +171

    Theo starting a podcast by dying laughing listening to the intro, then telling those guys "you guys have-well we call it autism." honestly might be the single greatest roast of all time. 🔥🔥🔥

  • @josh1180
    @josh1180 Год назад +1998

    “Said he lost a part of his leg, idk he could’ve been faking it”
    “Like CGI?”
    “Idk what his name was”😂😂😂

  • @johnnybravo2873
    @johnnybravo2873 2 года назад +5463

    Theo making fun of two JACKED Navy Seals for wearing tiny shirts is the level of confidence I aspire to 😂

    • @TheDirvish
      @TheDirvish Год назад +91

      Echo is actually a Jiu Jitsu master, not a Navy Seal. That's how he met Jocko I'm pretty sure, was at the gym

    • @whitehorse1959
      @whitehorse1959 Год назад +66

      Yeah, but how about the small boy going shirtless? 😂

    • @mattybhoy6522
      @mattybhoy6522 Год назад +31

      They probably respect him more for it

    • @PupiGarcia
      @PupiGarcia Год назад +5

      That was hilarious!

    • @hcctendeep7047
      @hcctendeep7047 Год назад +8

      Hes a comedian, they know not to take it personally

  • @1234TheBeat4321
    @1234TheBeat4321 Год назад +345

    Theo Von is a ray of sunshine in this dark cloudy world. He's a national treasure

  • @cadenbrust5226
    @cadenbrust5226 Год назад +1886

    Theo thinking that people having British accents is them having autism might be the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

  • @manuelalejandrocorrea8851
    @manuelalejandrocorrea8851 2 года назад +2666

    Jocko: CGI or something..?
    Theo: I don't know what his name was..💀💀

  • @noahharper8943
    @noahharper8943 Год назад +685

    “CGI or something?” “Uh idk what his name was” 😂

    • @Jon79w
      @Jon79w Год назад +1

      😂

    • @light2990
      @light2990 7 месяцев назад +19

      nah it was a white dude I think

    • @shirolee
      @shirolee 5 месяцев назад

      LOL i died

    • @foreverinChristify
      @foreverinChristify 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 месяца назад

      Are we allergic to time stamps? You saw this but couldn’t do the time stamp?

  • @fernandorobles40
    @fernandorobles40 2 года назад +3414

    I love the autism bit but i especially love how the guys just genuinely cracked up, good sports

    • @MediocreTCG
      @MediocreTCG Год назад +36

      So fucking good

    • @jessiewirick6693
      @jessiewirick6693 Год назад +72

      I was cry laughing so hard I had to stop walking to compose myself when I heard that part.
      I love that they laughed at it.

    • @cro3678
      @cro3678 Год назад +5

      that was hilarious

    • @TheDirvish
      @TheDirvish Год назад

      As a Yank, guys like those two limeys are precisely the reason I would die for the UK

    • @duffal0
      @duffal0 Год назад +82

      Imagine you’re on someone’s show and just the first thing you say is “Hou guys have AUTISM”😭😭😭

  • @jackryan4313
    @jackryan4313 Год назад +2317

    "You guys have, what we call, autism" -Theo Von, definitely 😂

  • @RoughStoneRollingLapidary
    @RoughStoneRollingLapidary 6 месяцев назад +75

    “A corner liquor store in my neighborhood is the same as a winery.” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jayknfriends
      @jayknfriends 3 месяца назад

      Homeless guys “wine tasting” right outside.

  • @isaiahwebber9337
    @isaiahwebber9337 2 года назад +3729

    Theo in that serious ass setting with Jocko is soooo out of place but so hilarious at same time.

    • @Shmyrk
      @Shmyrk 2 года назад +194

      But the fact that he had them busting up and stayed true to himself is amazing

    • @jacobbelury3417
      @jacobbelury3417 2 года назад +23

      That dirt nasty convo tho😂😂😂😂

    • @rickymarino1208
      @rickymarino1208 2 года назад +54

      Sitting with killers making jokes

    • @CognitiveChaosCreations
      @CognitiveChaosCreations 2 года назад

      @@rickymarino1208 Exactly...the ONE thing I'll call "BULLSHIT" on that Theo said despite SO MUCH B.S. Theo said/says is that cops are packing heat on their man things between their hamstrings considering their extremely larger than life egos which is the most obvious giveaway that this is NOT true!

    • @ItsJustAgamingThing
      @ItsJustAgamingThing 2 года назад +14

      @@rickymarino1208 a true badass 😂 making them giggle, just having a good time

  • @cmac9141
    @cmac9141 Год назад +2691

    Theo is such a likable dude. Seems like a very down to Earth/humble guy. I can’t help but root for him.

    • @tanzfang3610
      @tanzfang3610 Год назад +5

      yeah he's very likeable, calling people out for having autism if he doesn't know if they really do. WHAT A LIKEABLE GUY!!!!

    • @eba1031
      @eba1031 Год назад

      ​@Tanzfang you're a weirdo get off this video lol

    • @cmac9141
      @cmac9141 Год назад +148

      @@tanzfang3610 ratio

    • @kcroyal100
      @kcroyal100 Год назад +3

      He seems more like someone trying hard to be funny and doesn't come off as natural at all. Even tho he's trying to act like that's just how he typically is. The guy supposedly has a degree from LSU, and even though that's not the most prestigious school for academics, he's obviously fooling and playing you all. I guess everyone has to make a living somehow tho🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @nyapurrr
      @nyapurrr Год назад +35

      the salt is real above lmfao

  • @spencerr2323
    @spencerr2323 Год назад +91

    “I know you out there pettin them honkey muppets” 😂

  • @TomLisankie
    @TomLisankie 2 года назад +2395

    I love when Theo goes like “they had this guy in our town who…” as if there’s some planning committee choosing who gets to live there 😂

    • @BLU3F4LC0N881
      @BLU3F4LC0N881 2 года назад +24

      That's just how we say it down here. "They had" = "there was".

    • @BLU3F4LC0N881
      @BLU3F4LC0N881 2 года назад +2

      We say other weird shit like making groceries or lemme axe you a question.

    • @BLU3F4LC0N881
      @BLU3F4LC0N881 2 года назад +8

      Another example you wrote "Theo goes like" instead of "theo said"

    • @SplendidCoffee0
      @SplendidCoffee0 2 года назад +1

      @Top Lobster Covington, Louisiana. Not too far from New Orleans. It truly is as strange as Theo says, and I absolutely love it.

    • @awesomeonesmad2105
      @awesomeonesmad2105 Год назад +1

      @@funzy101rest in peace Billy Conforto. That damn embankment

  • @TeddyGreyOS
    @TeddyGreyOS 2 года назад +2254

    At this point I’ve seen at least 50 “Theo Von Podcast Moments”; but not only was this full of new clips I genuinely hadn’t seen before but they were also all hilarious! You’re killing it bro, this is the best place on RUclips for this content, it’s perfect for someone that loves podcasts but can’t catch up with it all!👏🏼🔥

  • @SimbaSimba-xv2cl
    @SimbaSimba-xv2cl Год назад +109

    I loved the part where Theo Von just wouldnt stop roasting the shit out of Gary Vee and Jocko just couldnt stop laughing😂 Theo is a comedic genius Idgaf if hes lying on some stories they still funny af

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr 10 месяцев назад +8

      He's actually telling the truth about that! 😂 Gary Vee's dad was a rich winer guy lmao. He also kisses his dad on the lips LOL, I'm not even joking 😆😭😭

    • @ryder8646
      @ryder8646 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@JaseekaRawr you just wouldn't get it, if you want to CRUSH IT like a WINNER you have to make sacrifices like that lol

  • @jeffballard3895
    @jeffballard3895 2 года назад +748

    "That's a very RICH thing to say" had me rolling.😂😂

  • @coltonbabb2705
    @coltonbabb2705 Год назад +392

    I lost it when he said the spider was so scared of getting shot he put on 8 slippers and went to bed 😂😂😂

  • @nunyabiz2889
    @nunyabiz2889 6 месяцев назад +19

    "CGI, maybe?"
    "Mmm... I don't know what his name was." 😂

  • @CelesteandMayMay
    @CelesteandMayMay 2 года назад +871

    Theo is the man. His response is so quick as a comedian. I love that he takes us though a journey and we never know where. Theo is super intellectual but also has the gift of gab which is why he’s the man.

    • @ibox9s
      @ibox9s 2 года назад +5

      you sound emotional

    • @timothymaher1205
      @timothymaher1205 2 года назад +4

      The journey in my mind is a town down south with all these hilarious characters. (Sounds like a new cartoon).He could do it easily

    • @Horace1993
      @Horace1993 Год назад +2

      @@ibox9s I get his vibe.
      Are you afraid of feeling something?

    • @ibox9s
      @ibox9s Год назад

      @@Horace1993 get away

    • @kellyhoffmann1
      @kellyhoffmann1 Год назад +2

      Theo is intellectual? I’m not sure you know what that means.

  • @chadwilson2091
    @chadwilson2091 2 года назад +519

    Never appreciated how funny Theo was on jocko's podcast while also being deep and talking about his personal hardships. Really a unique guy.

  • @WhiteBreadCrumb
    @WhiteBreadCrumb Год назад +50

    Theos ability to tight rope on the most horrible shit is unmatched

  • @Cemoman17
    @Cemoman17 Год назад +975

    Every time I hear Theo von talk I feel like I’m tripping on shrooms with a friend and he’s telling me jokes out his ass but for some reason it’s hilarious.

    • @GeneSledge422
      @GeneSledge422 Год назад +5

      Never heard a truer statement

    • @morgangreen2601
      @morgangreen2601 Год назад +6

      That is enlightenment. Theo is a spiritual entity.

    • @EricaElaine73
      @EricaElaine73 Год назад +1

      Yes! He makes me feel like I'm back in the 1980s tripping acid with friends.

    • @HelloMello338
      @HelloMello338 Год назад

      Bro, on point. Well described

    • @BeyondMillennium
      @BeyondMillennium Год назад +1

      I used to do stuff like that back in the day. I remember when I was younger, my friend and I were on some mushrooms and my friend asked me if I wanted some tea.
      Me: What kind?
      Him: Luzianne.
      Me: No thanks. That's like the Long John Silver's of tea.
      Him: Chuckles...then stops. What do you mean?
      Me: Well, I eat at Long John Silver's once a year to remind myself why I don't eat there.

  • @TennesseeTriStar
    @TennesseeTriStar 2 года назад +720

    Him laughing at their accents and intro is hilarious in itself.

    • @therealko7013
      @therealko7013 Год назад +1

      You guys have a autism 😂😂

    • @TennesseeTriStar
      @TennesseeTriStar Год назад

      @@therealko7013
      But Theo beat autism though lol

    • @mrloirinha98
      @mrloirinha98 Год назад

      Idk what you call it but you have autism had me dying

    • @david-noel
      @david-noel Год назад +21

      Bro I feel like he was clowning them especially in the end I was crying 😂

    • @TennesseeTriStar
      @TennesseeTriStar Год назад +11

      @@david-noel exactly. Their podcast is annoying af . I was so happy seeing him make fun of them

  • @satxstevie1491
    @satxstevie1491 Год назад +114

    11:50 “the spider, you know, quiet as f*ck dude. had put on 8 slippers & f*ckin went to bed bro” 😂

  • @Life_of_Matthew
    @Life_of_Matthew 2 года назад +208

    The story about the animals shutting up after the dog got shot had me crying

    • @richardrivas69
      @richardrivas69 2 года назад +33

      The spider lol

    • @drumma04
      @drumma04 Год назад +18

      Eight slippers on and went to bed

  • @SimplyCatieASMR
    @SimplyCatieASMR Год назад +65

    He is easily my favourite person to watch 😂 I wanna spend a day with this man

  • @seabassmcbigfat
    @seabassmcbigfat 2 года назад +155

    Haven’t even watched the whole one and I got one that cracks me up. “I knew this boy, no arms, used to fuckin’ fight everybody.”

  • @bradhend
    @bradhend Год назад +248

    Theo is unbelievably funny. He's at his best off the cuff. His experiences make him a treasure trove of hilarious wisdom.

  • @RMZ559
    @RMZ559 28 дней назад +16

    2:24 “you guys got what you call autism”😂😂😂

  • @Agent_Sparkle
    @Agent_Sparkle 2 года назад +802

    Theo is one of the few unique comedy figures around. Hilarious and completely his own. Wife and I got tickets to see him in a couple weeks and can't wait.

    • @manfrommaine1194
      @manfrommaine1194 2 года назад +13

      It’s been a couple weeks, I wanna hear how it was 😂

    • @poeskey
      @poeskey 2 года назад +3

      @@manfrommaine1194 same. Me too

    • @jacobdavis736
      @jacobdavis736 2 года назад +6

      How was the show?

    • @kyle1751
      @kyle1751 2 года назад +2

      I fuckin love theo but I'm not the biggest fan of his stand-up

    • @DracoPadilla
      @DracoPadilla 2 года назад +3

      @@kyle1751 Same. He's hilarious when he's being himself, but his standup ain't too great. Just like I think Joey Diaz is the funniest dude to ever live, but not his standup.

  • @toobigforu346
    @toobigforu346 2 года назад +128

    I like how he kept asking those british dudes what they call shit 🤣🤣

  • @josephperei2024
    @josephperei2024 Год назад +72

    0:45 "i did real well one season" 😂😂😂😂

    • @PRYDEEE
      @PRYDEEE 4 месяца назад +2

      The fact the game is seasonal done me hahaha

  • @skmo7072
    @skmo7072 2 года назад +623

    I love Theo Von and Jocko. It always feels like someone joking their way out of getting murdered.

    • @miketython1550
      @miketython1550 Год назад +4

      😂😂

    • @fadew55
      @fadew55 Год назад +33

      Holy shit that's so perfect. The black and white really does it. Seems like a scene in a movie. And Jocko doesn't bite on anything. Just staring him down like oh yeah keep talking

    • @nightshiftreports3866
      @nightshiftreports3866 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @englishcottagelife8121
      @englishcottagelife8121 Год назад +5

      Dude: So Paulie, what do you do for a living? Theo: Benzos.

  • @belak1551
    @belak1551 2 года назад +30

    “What do you do for a living?”
    Theo-“Opiates”
    Lol.

  • @daltiejul
    @daltiejul 11 месяцев назад +7

    I've listened to so many of his jokes but didn't realize how funny he is until I just had my earbuds in while working at home and just found myself laughing so much to myself!

  • @lolhai6430
    @lolhai6430 2 года назад +158

    The way he has jocko and echo giggling like school boys and chuckling when theo innocently roasted them. It was soooo funny

    • @chelyzmarx7477
      @chelyzmarx7477 2 месяца назад

      i laugh way too hard at that part 😂😂😂

  • @JesusRojas-zs1bx
    @JesusRojas-zs1bx 2 года назад +112

    That jocko bit about the tight shirts had me dying!!!

    • @cartoonsandcannabis
      @cartoonsandcannabis День назад

      Some kid is going shirtless they have all the smalls (or something like that he’s funny af)

  • @Pacem90
    @Pacem90 Год назад +12

    D’Elia nailed it: “you start a sentence and have no idea where it’s going”

  • @ericsullivan7190
    @ericsullivan7190 2 года назад +151

    Theo is the only one who can make Jocko laugh so hard he can’t breath

  • @anthonysoto229
    @anthonysoto229 2 года назад +140

    Theo always brings me to tears man. What makes me laugh is Theo is dead serious. No need to joke. Pure natural humor man.

    • @staypositive5718
      @staypositive5718 2 года назад +1

      No woman no cryyyyyyyyy 🎶🎶🎶

    • @anshuuu9708
      @anshuuu9708 2 года назад +1

      @@staypositive5718 no woman, no cry

  • @GTF85
    @GTF85 3 месяца назад +2

    I’m English and only recently started listening to Theo regularly, I’ve always known who he is but just thought he was average and had decent moments but I’ve gotta say he’s much funnier than I realised and he comes across as a top lad! I think his funniest moments are off the cuff on podcasts sharing anecdotes, just naturally hilarious at adding mad notes to stories as he goes along rolling with whatever is said to him by the company he’s sharing. Type of guy to easily find common ground with strangers wherever he goes.

  • @loes3000
    @loes3000 2 года назад +55

    Lost it on the first clip after he said “C’mon Lady” lmaoooo. “Moon Meats” got me too😂😂😂😂

  • @squishyushi
    @squishyushi Год назад +25

    Theo telling Logan “I don’t wanna die on this planet” is such a wealth thing is so fucking funny

  • @Easy_Trader
    @Easy_Trader 9 дней назад +1

    the way Theo just shrugs the jokes because he is so confident is actually really chill, thats from doin that snow guaranteed, we love u theo!

  • @zdfsbnsdfn
    @zdfsbnsdfn 2 года назад +214

    Theo is one of the most impressive comedians I've ever heard. Idk what he does. It might not even be funny. But how he says everything is absolutely hilarious. He beat comedy By being hilarious without even being funny.

    • @PatrickDoherty-m7k
      @PatrickDoherty-m7k Год назад +3

      He has never told a shit joke, every single thing he says is hilarious and that requires a lot of intelligence, stupid people arent capable of being that funny neither are slightly above average intelligence people, dudes a literal genius with comedy.
      Most comedians are very intelligent people, and Theo is the only comedian I know of who has never said a shit joke.

    • @mistarrred
      @mistarrred 3 месяца назад

      I used to think he just said stupid shit, but there is lowkey a lot of thought put into some of his "off the cuff" stuff and it's very witty if you think about it. Being stupid funny gets old quick, Theo is very clever.

  • @l3joint
    @l3joint 2 года назад +111

    The Theo jocko clip was priceless 🤣 Theo roasting that guy made my day.

  • @kisermooney7165
    @kisermooney7165 Год назад +8

    Theo saying that there is an extra small size child out there who doesn’t have a shirt because jocko took them all is beyond hilarious😭😂

  • @stevethebarber1
    @stevethebarber1 Год назад +22

    “The guys just knuckleing through some chowder” killed me 😂😂😂

  • @HDIII
    @HDIII 2 года назад +234

    The brightest star in today’s diluted mainstream comedy... Thanks for doin sh*t different Theo.

  • @timangar9771
    @timangar9771 Год назад +5

    Bro they ask him "what is the one thing we aren't talking about but should be" and my man's out there talking about some strong and beautiful birds in Newcastle man I can't😂😂

  • @wack2315
    @wack2315 2 года назад +84

    Theo has actually proved he's one of the funniest comics of our generation in the last 2 years, when he first came around i didn't fw hin too much but over the last while i've seen so much clips from him i'd be hyped to see his next stand up

  • @jellyfish1433
    @jellyfish1433 2 года назад +88

    I love Theo because he just doesn’t stop 😂 it’s like a consistent rhythm too that interrupts everyone until he’s gotten his point across

  • @albthebeaman
    @albthebeaman Год назад +11

    “Rogan would be out there working the trager” 😂😂😂😂 4:10

  • @timmeinshausen6060
    @timmeinshausen6060 2 года назад +917

    i love how he sensed them mocking joe rogan for ivermectin and he COMPLETELY turned the conversation on its ass and made it awkward talking about paying people to look at his A$$ and they were all just so awkward and couldnt keep track. He was in complete control. hes a genius.

    • @david-noel
      @david-noel Год назад +108

      I completely missed that at first until I rewatched it and damn that was a fire ass play they tryna clown his boy Rogan and he switched that shit up so quick

    • @Dawood4
      @Dawood4 Год назад +2

      @@david-noel time stamp?

    • @david-noel
      @david-noel Год назад +89

      @@Dawood4 4:05 when they start talking about Rogan on mars mike slips in the word “ivermectin” for actually no reason whatsoever and just watch theo realize immediately and switch the whole thing around

    • @OhDeeDoubleU
      @OhDeeDoubleU Год назад +78

      Tbh you should be mocking Rogan for promoting ivermectin lmfaooo

    • @timmeinshausen6060
      @timmeinshausen6060 Год назад +51

      @@OhDeeDoubleU I have a feeling you don’t know what the word honesty means

  • @craigalexander4532
    @craigalexander4532 2 года назад +69

    I can’t get over Theo and Jocko even being in the same room. Then he was messing with Jocko about his tight shirt problem. That’s good stuff

  • @valzaeth
    @valzaeth Год назад +18

    Theo Von comedy is something you never knew you needed til you found it!

  • @ryedoll
    @ryedoll Год назад +38

    I don't think people realize just what a treasure theo.von is. His humor along with his wit could span so many decades. The same stuff he says now he could say 30 years ago and nail it in a way that makes the whole room explode in laughter.

  • @snitchbstudios
    @snitchbstudios 2 года назад +98

    When Theo starts a story by acknowledging the object has multiple names, you know it's gonna be funny.

  • @Dz3no2
    @Dz3no2 2 года назад +32

    Theo is by far the most creative and witty comic. This type of examples can only come from experience, by far one of my favs.

  • @orangewarm1
    @orangewarm1 10 месяцев назад +5

    He might be the best story-teller I've heard in a while.

  • @kelsibadua3390
    @kelsibadua3390 2 года назад +25

    Bro this a beast of an edit somehow I haven’t seen most of these clips. Killing it. I’m fucking dying 30 seconds in

  • @drsus0
    @drsus0 2 года назад +251

    I LOVE that howie 100% gets Theo's humor and plays with him perfectly!
    Simon Rex was the complete opposite, dude couldn't find the funny line if he was wearing it

    • @scottmccoppin3
      @scottmccoppin3 Год назад +4

      Simon Rex is hilarious in Scary Movie 3

  • @sgreene2036
    @sgreene2036 Год назад +8

    He cures my bipolar/depression. I wake up hating life and I can watch some Theo and before I know it smiling and laughing

  • @dsandoval9396
    @dsandoval9396 2 года назад +7

    O girl at the beginning asking "can't you be in a circle?"
    And Theo with the "com'on lady!" Like THAT was the line someone stepped over 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @Jstrelts
    @Jstrelts 2 года назад +54

    I was eating an ice cream cone and i was legitimately concerned for my life. Watching this and eating is a chokin hazard for real man. This was too funny!

  • @APR702
    @APR702 11 месяцев назад +6

    When he said the spider put on 8 slippers and went to bed I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @kyzersoze.musicology
    @kyzersoze.musicology 2 года назад +27

    He’s a master at taking things out of context and making it sound hilarious lol

  • @Straggler8
    @Straggler8 2 года назад +234

    One of the very few people that made Joey Diaz cry laughing on numerous occasions - love them both

    • @svenskhet8688
      @svenskhet8688 2 года назад +3

      Nah Joey diaz sucks. Theo’s a legend though

    • @Andy.G8
      @Andy.G8 2 года назад

      @@svenskhet8688 No one asked you lil bro.

    • @sailorofthesoul1945
      @sailorofthesoul1945 Год назад

      @@svenskhet8688 eat shit

    • @ramanjjii
      @ramanjjii Год назад

      @@svenskhet8688 joey Diaz e g bror

  • @FlixgoMusic
    @FlixgoMusic 4 месяца назад

    "when you play with lions, it's important to show no fear" proceeds to scream in fear

  • @mbernac2
    @mbernac2 2 года назад +495

    Man, I’m glad Theo got away from Brendan Schaub. Immediately seemed happier and his comedy is improving.

    • @dreamtheater6343
      @dreamtheater6343 2 года назад +19

      Who’s that?

    • @jodyhiiirolla2398
      @jodyhiiirolla2398 2 года назад +58

      You realize all of these clips, absolutely every single one of these clips, are from way before he left the kats podcast. And to say he got away from Brendan is such an ignorant statement because if you were truly a fan of Theo you would know him and Brendan are just as close if not closer than when they did the show. You guys gotta give this moronic narrative up already.

    • @mbernac2
      @mbernac2 2 года назад

      @@jodyhiiirolla2398 lol get ahold of yourself. You sound like an emotional wreck lmao

    • @anthonyontv
      @anthonyontv 2 года назад

      @@jodyhiiirolla2398 pretty sure he was saying he’s funnier now than when he was in these clips. You gotta stop dick riding, your emotions are getting in the way of your eyes.

    • @lastrights23
      @lastrights23 2 года назад +12

      @@jodyhiiirolla2398 everyone wants to get away from brendan. chris d’philia openly mocks brendan on their pod so i don’t doubt for a second if theo left because he couldn’t stand him

  • @Christian-ll3wk
    @Christian-ll3wk 2 года назад +9

    "Bro, you guys got have.... we call it austim. Idk what you guys call it..." HAHAHAH had me dying.

  • @mending_chord6787
    @mending_chord6787 Год назад +4

    I loved this comp. Theo is one of the funniest human beings on Earth. xD

  • @PomPotsy
    @PomPotsy Год назад +7

    "I don't want to die on this planet"
    "That's a very rich thing to say I feel like"
    😂😂😂

  • @NatsubateLoL
    @NatsubateLoL 2 года назад +73

    Whenever i have a bad day Theo really manages to make me crack up. I love this guy

  •  8 месяцев назад +1

    I was too dumb for too long to realise how genius-level funny Theo actual is 😂👍🤣

  • @yungsoy7561
    @yungsoy7561 Год назад +54

    that gary Vee rant might’ve been the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while , he just kept goin 😂😂😂

  • @raphymartinez
    @raphymartinez 2 года назад +11

    I can’t think of anyone that is as randomly funny as Theo. Love this dude

  • @parknasty9400
    @parknasty9400 Год назад +10

    I’m on a good micro-dose and I’m in tears laughing 😂

    • @anusmcgee4150
      @anusmcgee4150 11 месяцев назад

      Nobody cares that you’re on drugs, you’re not cool

  • @culturebreath369
    @culturebreath369 2 года назад +28

    The break up call was to damn funny!
    Every bit of a Theo clip is just rolling with humor. My goodness. 🤣💀

  • @demevilwayz3230
    @demevilwayz3230 2 года назад +54

    There are good comedians, there are really funny ones. And then there's Theo Von. He's different funny. A genius.

  • @musicandmania
    @musicandmania 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love that you can never truly tell the difference between the truth and a bit and that's why he's the most genuine hilarious comedian

  • @brockreynolds870
    @brockreynolds870 Год назад +13

    He's really funny. He's a rare breed.... not really a stand up comedian, but a humorist in the classic sense,

  • @1979augistine
    @1979augistine Год назад +3

    Theo making jocko laugh until his eyes dissappear is beyond hilarious to me .

  • @Bryan-fb8dh
    @Bryan-fb8dh 2 года назад +22

    He's right about Garry V. In most parts of the world if your dad owns a business any business, your rich. That means he ate well, lived in a nice house, had name brand clothes shoes and his family had a nice car. Thats a rich life.

    • @vitaly6312
      @vitaly6312 2 года назад +1

      You’re right, but I’d just say that he worked at a liquor store for a long time until the owner sold it and he bought it. So a bit more nuanced than the clip.

    • @Bryan-fb8dh
      @Bryan-fb8dh 2 года назад

      @@vitaly6312 Not taking anything away from Garry, he hustles and he's smart. I played basketball religiously and I know 90 percent of the NBA are kids of past NBA or college athletes. Garry had a leg up. Giving a 100 isnt enough.

    • @rileygally2967
      @rileygally2967 2 года назад +1

      I’d be stoked if my family owned any kind of business

  • @jrvondoom
    @jrvondoom 2 года назад +7

    It’s scary that the way he says “papa joe” has been in my head since this episode and whenever I hear papa or joe that’s how it now sounds in my head. Already a classic.

  • @RedKeitele
    @RedKeitele Год назад +7

    “Put on 8 slippers “ 😂😂😂

  • @MrPainkiller616
    @MrPainkiller616 2 года назад +23

    That shirt joke with jocko caught me of guard, genuinely laughed hard at that

  • @AllBrixedUp
    @AllBrixedUp 2 года назад +11

    “Unless there’s a murderer out in the yard you gotta tighten it up for the night” my new story for me dawg

  • @MrEasye6996
    @MrEasye6996 3 месяца назад

    We really need to protect this man. Imagine being his kid/grandkid and hearing all the awesome stories he has to tell

  • @roddyspence7550
    @roddyspence7550 2 года назад +30

    I genuinely think he is improvising everything he's ever said

  • @Pedroepacas
    @Pedroepacas 2 года назад +21

    we had this guy, he was an substitute teacher... YOU KNOW THERE IS A GEM COMING