Theo Von Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @TheAngrySlug
    @TheAngrySlug 5 лет назад +14465

    Calling sign language "bad magic" is one of the best things I've heard.

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 5 лет назад +30

      That's good

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 5 лет назад +13

      😂

    • @SprayPainter124
      @SprayPainter124 5 лет назад +213

      the dark arts

    • @wawawawawa634
      @wawawawawa634 5 лет назад +135

      Earlier today I saw people doing sign language to each other and it looked like two people playing rock, paper, scissors but neither of them knew how to play.

    • @austingayle9973
      @austingayle9973 5 лет назад +10

      I laughed so fucking hard haha

  • @IKIGAIofficial
    @IKIGAIofficial 5 лет назад +11747

    how does he manage to quickly comeback with creative remarks 100% of the time?
    dudes got a gift

    • @brentonlee5535
      @brentonlee5535 5 лет назад +309

      It's almost like it's his job

    • @IKIGAIofficial
      @IKIGAIofficial 5 лет назад +695

      @@brentonlee5535 tell that to 98% of other comedians with the same job

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 5 лет назад +34

      @@IKIGAIofficial most of them have pretty quick wit as well

    • @trueteller3239
      @trueteller3239 5 лет назад +169

      You can never really guess what his response will be, he's so original

    • @JohnSmith-tr9us
      @JohnSmith-tr9us 5 лет назад +90

      That's why he's on the rise bruh, he's so unique and entertaining. I just saw a few clips of his standup today but I've been watching podcasts that feature him for a month or so, dude is funny AF.

  • @Luke-jo4to
    @Luke-jo4to 3 года назад +9722

    I love how “someone from Scotland” and “someone on coke” are in the same category in his mind.

    • @benjaminsloan7415
      @benjaminsloan7415 3 года назад +244

      I had a roommate from Scotland a few years ago, and he did more coke than anyone I've ever met lmao. Prolly a coincidence but, still

    • @TheChubbySnail
      @TheChubbySnail 3 года назад +126

      Probably because scotland is the coke capital of Europe

    • @rossduncan886
      @rossduncan886 3 года назад +107

      As a Scot living in Scotland I can confirm for a country of 5 milli probably 1 milli are coke heads
      And I think probably 90% of 18 year olds try it and go thru a phase of it
      I was one of them 😅
      Long past it now though
      And as they say Scotland’s the uks Russia

    • @jimileewatt3062
      @jimileewatt3062 3 года назад +41

      @@rossduncan886 As another Scot living in Scotland I can say this man speaks the truth... If it ain't coke heads then it's alcholics, heroin addicts or stoners. We're only sober when we wake up(sometimes)

    • @rossduncan886
      @rossduncan886 3 года назад +5

      @@jimileewatt3062 what part of Scotland? I’m curios I’m Aberdeen

  • @ethanporto1745
    @ethanporto1745 Год назад +1184

    Theo is hands down the most unintentionally funny person I’ve ever seen

    • @michaelhuerter1921
      @michaelhuerter1921 Год назад +164

      It’s all intentional lol, he’s very smart and know how to play this character to a tee

    • @hutchphilpot6870
      @hutchphilpot6870 Год назад +65

      The fact you think it’s unintentional is funny.

    • @MrPapernumberDGG
      @MrPapernumberDGG Год назад +6

      @@michaelhuerter1921 doubt it’s a character. Things come more natural when that’s just who you are

    • @AbduCola
      @AbduCola Год назад +12

      @@michaelhuerter1921 nah it's a mixed bag.

    • @playz8538
      @playz8538 Год назад +14

      ​@@michaelhuerter1921 a script is intentional. Theo is just naturally funny. His standups aren't as good as when his just talking.

  • @jackg2630
    @jackg2630 3 года назад +4051

    Theo is the only man on the planet that calls Chris Hansen out instead of being called out by him

    • @diyalim8567
      @diyalim8567 3 года назад +21

      underrated comment!

    • @DeoSiege
      @DeoSiege Год назад +4

      This angle is crazy broda

    • @dlamini77
      @dlamini77 Год назад +4

      The booty warrior would disagree

    • @JerseyBobby1982
      @JerseyBobby1982 Год назад +6

      And he did it in a mostly polite and civil way. Haha

    • @edwelndiobel1567
      @edwelndiobel1567 Год назад +5

      Kinda makes me sad to find out Hansen is kinda a diva.

  • @Bruceybaby2009
    @Bruceybaby2009 5 лет назад +17777

    You can NEVER predict a Theo Von answer. “Uhhh... probably a Philippino”.

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 5 лет назад +521

      Filipino

    • @Bruceybaby2009
      @Bruceybaby2009 5 лет назад +245

      Tony Attardo whoops sorry thanks. Just assumed it was spelt like the country. My bad

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 5 лет назад +166

      Brucifer Wienerdog Spelled

    • @Bruceybaby2009
      @Bruceybaby2009 5 лет назад +439

      Tony Attardo Jesus dude now you’re just annoying

    • @ShawnFX
      @ShawnFX 5 лет назад +101

      @@tonyattardo9350 Anything else you want to say?

  • @gavincarlson2917
    @gavincarlson2917 5 лет назад +2106

    “Depends on who you ask, bro”
    Funniest line in the whole video

    • @evorhard
      @evorhard 5 лет назад +82

      Naw man, funniest line is "They call them the smiling people, somewhere on the internet"

    • @sethfinberg348
      @sethfinberg348 5 лет назад +3

      Indeed. Great response that can work with so many situations.

    • @nom303
      @nom303 5 лет назад +22

      but ill shut that THICC fella down

    • @Sam-pv1hz
      @Sam-pv1hz 5 лет назад +2

      @@nom303 lol that one got me pretty good

    • @stop.juststop
      @stop.juststop 5 лет назад +2

      @@nom303 That's what had me doubled over.😂

  • @AIMLESS-NAMELESS
    @AIMLESS-NAMELESS 2 года назад +521

    I would sell my eternal soul to see a documentary of Theo living in prison for a year. Like no crew just cameras and audio. No special treatment just Theo vibin with con men. That shit would be a riot

    • @a.t.hustle1583
      @a.t.hustle1583 Год назад +4

      I wonder if it would turn off in a month or two and he just become complacent and mundane or if his humor can endure any environment.

    • @JackEt-qe5hg
      @JackEt-qe5hg Год назад +4

      I think you might be underestimating how important your eternal soul is

    • @PepeCris15
      @PepeCris15 3 месяца назад

      *Badum tss

  • @maurohernandez9007
    @maurohernandez9007 5 лет назад +3463

    Theo: "They'll probably beat you up. Theyll say your gay and beat you up."
    Camerman: *WHEEZES*

    • @JamesTheAxeThrower
      @JamesTheAxeThrower 4 года назад +47

      first name last name imagine caring about grammar in the comment section of a random RUclips video lmao your guaranteed a huge loser

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 года назад +8

      @@JamesTheAxeThrower you're* you infantile, knuckledragging idiot

    • @DTog1
      @DTog1 4 года назад +8

      @@JamesTheAxeThrower Imagine caring about a comment of a random person you don't know. See how easy that is? Cmon now.

    • @PeterNjeim
      @PeterNjeim 4 года назад +32

      @@DTog1 Imagine caring about a comment of a random person you don't know. See how easy that is? Cmon now.

    • @funyeah7470
      @funyeah7470 4 года назад +1

      @@PeterNjeim yeaaa.....

  • @ZiPolishHammer
    @ZiPolishHammer 5 лет назад +766

    Just envisioning a deaf kid getting beat up for signing cuz kids think he's doing magic has me in stitches

    • @timothy2935
      @timothy2935 5 лет назад +6

      When I was in jail , the deputies beat a kid to death for not listening

    • @Chad-km2qb
      @Chad-km2qb 2 года назад

      lmaaoooooo

  • @thomaspatrickparker6648
    @thomaspatrickparker6648 5 лет назад +1638

    Rosie O'Donnell
    "That's not a fictional character, that's a real person"
    Depends on who you ask. But I'll shut that thick fella down you know dat.

    • @TheForbidden_1ne
      @TheForbidden_1ne 5 лет назад +32

      Fuckin dead 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 5 лет назад +11

      Lmao too fukn good

    • @RickyTrivedi
      @RickyTrivedi 5 лет назад +9

      I couldn't stop laughing at that! hahah

    • @nford8605
      @nford8605 5 лет назад +5

      Funniest part of a hilarious segment. Lmao

    • @CJ-gy8ie
      @CJ-gy8ie 5 лет назад +2

      Yea, we saw it, we also watched the video...

  • @fergalosanchez7675
    @fergalosanchez7675 2 года назад +173

    His murderer friend telling him “it felt good” LMAO gets me every time and the camera guys laughing

  • @nirvanakamala2809
    @nirvanakamala2809 5 лет назад +3917

    “Get some reading done, get in shape, get some diverse friends”

  • @funktionwebweb6735
    @funktionwebweb6735 3 года назад +4607

    He's secretly smart. It's all an act. He once did a lecture on the difference between Capitalism and Mongooses, and it changed my life.

    • @HoodRatBass
      @HoodRatBass 3 года назад +29

      Where can i find this?

    • @funktionwebweb6735
      @funktionwebweb6735 3 года назад +653

      @@HoodRatBass Unfortunately you can't. It was erased by our mongoose overlords.
      But perhaps I've said too much...

    • @elantonelle
      @elantonelle 3 года назад +17

      @@HoodRatBass ah cmon

    • @IntensePeppers
      @IntensePeppers 3 года назад +66

      Is the plural of mongoose mongeese?

    • @xZiephyr
      @xZiephyr 3 года назад +8

      Yes

  • @drewchestnut468
    @drewchestnut468 5 лет назад +2900

    Theo Von is best comedy algorithm in the simulation so far.

    • @LeesReviews69
      @LeesReviews69 5 лет назад +1

      Drew Chestnut 😂😂😂

    • @josematias2010
      @josematias2010 5 лет назад +29

      I also appreciate what architect did with Bill Burr algorithm

    • @Rizzbulla
      @Rizzbulla 4 года назад +6

      @@josematias2010
      Burr is jealous/intimidated of Theo. That's like Ask Jeeves vs Google.

    • @josematias2010
      @josematias2010 4 года назад +5

      @@Rizzbulla Oh please Von is a fun cool guy, but Burr puts up a show, he is a comedian.

    • @AlfredSoul
      @AlfredSoul 4 года назад

      Not only a clever way to put it, but also a surprisingly fitting one.

  • @everythinggaming7938
    @everythinggaming7938 2 года назад +513

    How does Theo have so many life stories he almost had a story for every bizarre question 😂😂😂

    • @jessicabecause3717
      @jessicabecause3717 Год назад +9

      fiction.

    • @LxngAgo
      @LxngAgo Год назад +30

      that’s what he does, say some out of the box shit and makes you believe it’s true which is fucking hilarious. if you know him then you just know he’s joking with but how he delivers it and how fast it is for him to think of some out of the box shit is what makes it hilarious

    • @BlueGorillaInTheMist
      @BlueGorillaInTheMist Год назад +2

      cuz he makes half of em up

    • @AnandaSea
      @AnandaSea 8 месяцев назад

      He piggy backs his dad's stories? However it is, we don't really care. 😊😂😂😂

  • @Audiofatuation
    @Audiofatuation 5 лет назад +3456

    Gotta give props to him calling Chris Hansen out at every opportunity.

    • @doubleodie3813
      @doubleodie3813 3 года назад +98

      I've heard a lot of other RUclipsrs have similar stories about him doing this type of f*** s*** when they invite him to do collaborations he basically treat people as if there are a production company and they have to finances entire stay

    • @sheeeeeesh3622
      @sheeeeeesh3622 3 года назад +1

      @@doubleodie3813 who? Tgeo or Hansen?

    • @itsyaboi8880
      @itsyaboi8880 3 года назад +21

      @@sheeeeeesh3622 Hansen

    • @narutorandomness457
      @narutorandomness457 3 года назад +52

      @@doubleodie3813 lol he’s an old guy and he’s used to production companies hosting his stuff

    • @johnjones3967
      @johnjones3967 2 года назад +1

      For real

  • @03obietrice
    @03obietrice 5 лет назад +942

    Theo is still killing it. He's not slowing down.

    • @donotrevolt6562
      @donotrevolt6562 5 лет назад

      'somebody from Scotland, no' lolll

    • @YusuphYT
      @YusuphYT 5 лет назад

      GamerGuy88 I’m Scottish I don’t get this 🥺
      EDIT: Now I do GRRRRR

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 5 лет назад

      Crip - to be fair he didn’t say American either and he’s from the states. Just a jokester

    • @donotrevolt6562
      @donotrevolt6562 5 лет назад

      @@YusuphYT I'm of Scottish descent. Scottish people are awesome. Just funny how he said that. ;)

    • @devilliar3786
      @devilliar3786 3 года назад

      No shit Sherlock. And btw your pfp is a pic of a cat, so Theo doesn’t like you, because he doesn’t like cats, or people who associate with them.

  • @originelltnamn
    @originelltnamn 5 лет назад +3725

    Theo is probably the most underrated comedian in our time. Much funnier than the famous ones...

    • @Viper3048
      @Viper3048 4 года назад +51

      Theo is famous though. Most underrated comedian right now is Andrew Schultz 100 percent. But I think comedy legends like Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Louis C.K. and Tom Segura are much funnier than Theo.

    • @originelltnamn
      @originelltnamn 4 года назад +7

      @@Viper3048 Thats not a fair comparison for several reasons. Biggest one is probably the amount of years and fame they have on Theo. Breaking ground in comedy when comedy was a completely different animal compared to now. If they all started out at the same time as Theo it would be a much more even playing field. Thats what I think atleast :)

    • @briani50
      @briani50 4 года назад +45

      @@Viper3048 no. Not true. Schulz is overrated. The correct answer is Mark Normand

    • @eden2esthar
      @eden2esthar 4 года назад +2

      He's no mark normand.... Ya chooch

    • @dirtydeeee
      @dirtydeeee 3 года назад +11

      @@Viper3048 nope. he’s the quickest wit ever. his podcast has me reeling constantly. don’t care for his standup but his pod is incredible and shows his prowess.

  • @aMissingPerson_
    @aMissingPerson_ Год назад +116

    Theo's the most famous example I can think of a comedian being funnier off stage.

  • @TheMikeMase
    @TheMikeMase 3 года назад +6236

    "rosie o'donnell"
    "thats not a fictional character"
    "depends on who you ask bruh"
    unreal answer

    • @RSpracticalshooting
      @RSpracticalshooting 3 года назад +152

      I'll shut that thick fella down you know that

    • @kingnah317
      @kingnah317 3 года назад +62

      That was hilarious

    • @ShadowWizard123
      @ShadowWizard123 3 года назад +195

      @@RSpracticalshooting i was already laughing at the fictional character bit, but when he said I'd shut that big fella down I was wheezing

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. 3 года назад +79

      He set that shit up in LAYERS. you see the smirk creep onto his face way before, while distracting you with the thought of the guy from the mask

    • @christophertallon359
      @christophertallon359 3 года назад +3

      Fictional answer*

  • @kldodo
    @kldodo 5 лет назад +1305

    “Would u rather be blind or Dickless”
    “Yea I had a blind kid in my neighborhood growing up..
    He’s deaf actually”
    💀💀

    • @2158407
      @2158407 5 лет назад

      kldodo 😂😂

    • @CJ-gy8ie
      @CJ-gy8ie 5 лет назад +3

      QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO!!!

    • @toddjohnson566
      @toddjohnson566 4 года назад +1

      I actually never noticed Theo’s misdirection here.

    • @johnnyjohnny3117
      @johnnyjohnny3117 4 года назад +3

      @@CJ-gy8ie People like quoting so they can discuss it after

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 13 дней назад

      ​@@toddjohnson566were you distracted then per chance

  • @JoeLackey
    @JoeLackey 5 лет назад +769

    Manny is actually a good choice. Likeable but can throw hands if things go sideways.

    • @SolarJakee
      @SolarJakee 5 лет назад +35

      Hahaha I literally burst out laughing at that cheers dude

    • @Damlja
      @Damlja 5 лет назад +11

      @Shawn Brink If he knocksout the first one, the other ones will be scared

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 5 лет назад +4

      His singing would clear a room faster than his hands.

    • @MantissToboggan
      @MantissToboggan 4 года назад

      @@Damlja Yea but no way they have enough escape pods to get away from him so like dude said, at least 10-15 of those little fucks are gettin dropped

    • @pgame20
      @pgame20 4 года назад

      @@Damlja "I know we've moved past violence culturally, and don't even need our teeth anymore, but did you see how far he knocked Glorzikk's molars? These guys don't fuck around"

  • @romanmann667
    @romanmann667 5 лет назад +1562

    I’ll shut that thick fella down 😂😂😂 I can’t breathe. Omg

    • @CozyCloudASMR
      @CozyCloudASMR 5 лет назад +14

      Favorite part 😂

    • @purplespacebananas
      @purplespacebananas 5 лет назад +16

      “Depends on who ya ask really” 😂

    • @Itstenten8
      @Itstenten8 5 лет назад +4

      Roman Mann i screamed when he said that 😂😂😂😫

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 5 лет назад +1

      😂 dead

    • @JP-bc8zc
      @JP-bc8zc 5 лет назад

      LMAO 😂😂😂😂 O SHYT

  • @rizayilmazturk7723
    @rizayilmazturk7723 4 года назад +682

    "The pool touched all four walls bruh" 😂😂😂

  • @havoc35
    @havoc35 5 лет назад +5370

    This was a huge mistake. Should of been an hour long.

    • @mateuszfrydryszak3856
      @mateuszfrydryszak3856 5 лет назад +121

      should HAVE

    • @yourenotrelatable
      @yourenotrelatable 5 лет назад +47

      Mateusz Frydryszak dude I can't stand it. It's like no one paid attention in English. Also "would/could of" annoys me. Lol

    • @diogeneslantern18
      @diogeneslantern18 5 лет назад +34

      @@yourenotrelatable "payed".

    • @slimblu1
      @slimblu1 5 лет назад +3

      @@yourenotrelatable We was instead of we were ...

    • @RamStrat
      @RamStrat 5 лет назад +9

      @@diogeneslantern18 No actually, it's paid. Payed is used for nautical terms.

  • @galapag0s603
    @galapag0s603 2 года назад +138

    I love the fact that Theo Von has a story about everything, and that you can hear the crew just losing it at every answer!

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 5 лет назад +8099

    Theo's dad was born in 1910 which means Theo was supposed to be born in like the 1930's. Just let that sink in

    • @Rebellen007
      @Rebellen007 5 лет назад +522

      I'm mindblown.

    • @xSqueakyPeachx
      @xSqueakyPeachx 5 лет назад +477

      Damn dude that's crazy to think about

    • @judson8441
      @judson8441 5 лет назад +360

      What do you mean supposed to lmao

    • @EvanSaltare
      @EvanSaltare 5 лет назад +716

      @@judson8441 I think they mean statistically speaking most men had kids in their early 20s during that era so Theo "should've" been born in the 1930s when his dad would've been in his prime 20s.

    • @escanorkholin2246
      @escanorkholin2246 5 лет назад +795

      Damn he sat in that nutsack for an extra 50 years

  • @tchombre1992
    @tchombre1992 5 лет назад +457

    I dont know why, but I found the jail question the funniest lmfao
    "OoOo a science one"

  • @shiddyangler
    @shiddyangler 5 лет назад +175

    "What fictional character would you love to beat the shit out of?"
    "Probably Rosie O'Donnell"
    "That's not a fictional character that's a real person."
    "Depends on who you ask, bro....but I'll shut that big fella down you know dat."

  • @tng_abu3201
    @tng_abu3201 2 года назад +80

    “Cats are pieces of loneliness in your apt” bro I’ve had cats all my life and never thought about this Theo’s brain is just different 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ailujbambi
      @ailujbambi Месяц назад

      i was LOOKING for this comment bro, burst out laughing when i heard it lolz

  • @ekojmart
    @ekojmart 5 лет назад +3327

    Theo's stand up is just okay, but him literally doing anything else including just talking to someone is the funniest shit ever

    • @captainrisky6561
      @captainrisky6561 5 лет назад +143

      His stand up is actually really good, his Netflix special just didn't turn out very well.

    • @ekojmart
      @ekojmart 5 лет назад +53

      @@captainrisky6561 I'll have to look up some random live gigs if possible. I assumed I'd love his stand up, because again, any other place I've seen or heard him, he's a fuckin laugh riot.

    • @marymaughan5066
      @marymaughan5066 5 лет назад +14

      I agree, he is naturally HILARIOUS

    • @docjohnson1
      @docjohnson1 5 лет назад +45

      His quick wit is better than shit he works on. I saw him few montgs ago and his best lines were comebacks to the audience.

    • @coyotecodey1160
      @coyotecodey1160 5 лет назад +7

      Captain Risky I agree with you but it also seems like he’s gotten so much funnier since his Netflix special. He needs another one it would crush

  • @JeffreyPillow
    @JeffreyPillow 5 лет назад +1345

    Basically, pieces of loneliness in your apartment

  • @jarrettward511
    @jarrettward511 5 лет назад +1155

    R.I.P Billy Conforto got pilled up and drove into an embankment Gang gang

    • @paulc4091
      @paulc4091 5 лет назад +15

      RIP Billy

    • @jay6176
      @jay6176 5 лет назад +1

      @Jarret ward finally met someone with the same name wtf gang gang

    • @zackfranklin6912
      @zackfranklin6912 5 лет назад +4

      @@jay6176 But your name is Jay. Do you know how this works?

    • @jay6176
      @jay6176 5 лет назад +1

      Wouldn't drop it on yt and its easier for people to remember but I have 1 t not 2

    • @BricksIn
      @BricksIn 5 лет назад +1

      Word has it that Billy also crashed his boat into an embankment.

  • @Godeias
    @Godeias 2 года назад +23

    I've honestly never seen a single second of Theo's stand up, but I love hearing him talk.

  • @beastemeauxde7029
    @beastemeauxde7029 5 лет назад +277

    I'll shut that thick fella down, I know dat.
    -Theo Von

  • @paulc4091
    @paulc4091 5 лет назад +479

    And thats what a world class comedian is like ladies and gents.

    • @CANControlGRAFFITI
      @CANControlGRAFFITI 5 лет назад +1

      He’s just dumb as a brick with a really fucked up past

    • @joelhuh268
      @joelhuh268 5 лет назад +20

      @@CANControlGRAFFITI If you think he's dumb then he's a whole lot smarter than you.

    • @yescoblol
      @yescoblol 5 лет назад +2

      CAN Control Hahaha youre so dumb if your perception of Theo is that hes dumb. How ironic

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 5 лет назад +1

      Shame he betrayed a friend for a netflix special.

    • @lickit8096
      @lickit8096 5 лет назад +1

      He's funny but he's definitely not one of the greatests ever but then again comedy (just like most entertainment) is very subjective. Bill Hicks is my personal favorite
      his comedy special "Sane Man" on Netflix had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe it's worth a watch

  • @jordantucek7153
    @jordantucek7153 3 года назад +381

    Theo: "My dad was 70 when I was born."
    Guy in the back: hard wheeze "Oh, Shit.."

    • @LordBackuro
      @LordBackuro 2 года назад +2

      Bro theo should have been born in the 1930’s

  • @andygonzales2940
    @andygonzales2940 2 года назад +38

    2:55 chooses a year in jail. “probably a week” to solve a rubix cube. This had me dying 😂

  • @mr.shlock2146
    @mr.shlock2146 5 лет назад +2929

    Gang gang. Rat pack.

    • @CoupedUpGenny
      @CoupedUpGenny 5 лет назад

      shouts out

    • @Chickentenddies
      @Chickentenddies 5 лет назад +1

      gang ga ga gang gang

    • @terrybeckwith6913
      @terrybeckwith6913 5 лет назад +7

      Don't touch me bro!

    • @sylyjoly
      @sylyjoly 5 лет назад

      these questions are wild man, we got some real hitters though

    • @zechs3
      @zechs3 5 лет назад +7

      Gray block pizza. Get that hitta.

  • @tshum9673
    @tshum9673 5 лет назад +308

    You guys should make him a regular

    • @danielfordyce4223
      @danielfordyce4223 5 лет назад +6

      the man has a career to attend to as well. not just waiting for barstool to call him 😂

    • @bigEsmall
      @bigEsmall 5 лет назад +1

      Barstool is lucky to get a guy like Theo, don't get it twisted.

  • @NorwoodingSkullMask
    @NorwoodingSkullMask 5 лет назад +289

    Everything he says catches me off guard

  • @GabetheS
    @GabetheS Год назад +21

    Saw the camera shake with laughter at 3:18, Theo is a national treasure

  • @paytonvanwinkle4651
    @paytonvanwinkle4651 5 лет назад +175

    I love how the guys working the set are laughing so hard in the background.

    • @danzelllittle
      @danzelllittle 3 года назад

      I couldn’t hear over my own laughter 😂

  • @KerriHooper
    @KerriHooper 5 лет назад +537

    "Basically pieces of loneliness in your apartment." xD xD xD xD

  • @akidnamedcam
    @akidnamedcam 5 лет назад +587

    The funniest human being in the history of human beings

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 5 лет назад +28

      You know when people talk about street smarts and book smarts? Theo has *life smarts* he throws out random little jokes/bits that are actually quite deep and filled with wisdom, especially for his age. This man has lived a crazy, eventful life.

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 5 лет назад +9

      David Bowie - Projection?

    • @mankypancakes
      @mankypancakes 5 лет назад +3

      @David Bowie coincidentally, my username "mankypancakes" is actually a description provided by Bowie when asked about "spiders from mars"

    • @AllElitePeteRL
      @AllElitePeteRL 5 лет назад +1

      Dave Chappelle?

    • @AllElitePeteRL
      @AllElitePeteRL 5 лет назад

      Oh my bad I thought you were asking who the funniest was

  • @pkernoob786
    @pkernoob786 Год назад +10

    This video is how I was introduced to Theo Von for the first time a few years back. I had never even heard his name up until this. I'm so happy that I saw it. Its ability to be funny off the cuff is remarkable IMO. I'm just so happy for it honestly because he is a true character. He makes you want to be friends with him for his interesting insight and borderline goofy behavior, but for all of the right reasons. I'm just super happy for him that he's made it. He's a better conversationalist than stand-up comic. But I feel like he could be a better stand-up comic if he really dedicated more time to writing jokes and fleshing them out over time.... His energy is different though, he's always struck me as an in the moment type character. Which isn't bad by any means. Its insanely funny.
    I just think he could be one of the best if he sat down and wrote material religiously. But I don't think that's his style or even what he's aiming for. He comes across as someone that is just living life in the present one day at a time as opposed to someone career oriented that becomes the CEO of their own brand.
    I respect what he does even if he is known for being a bit flakey and what-not. To me he seems like an individual that has dealt with a lot of trauma in his youth and self-medicating, but he's got a lot of insight into humanity, whether he admits it or not.
    I'm just happy I was introduced to Theo Von and its this video that did it. So thank you for that barstool.

    • @dachieo
      @dachieo 11 месяцев назад

      He would certainly be one of the greatest comics out of all of his contemporaries if he dedicated himself to standup. Louis CK said as much on Theo's podcast during his appearance earlier this year.

  • @henrydooley9632
    @henrydooley9632 5 лет назад +109

    Best comedian in the game right now hands down. Seen him live so many times and every time he kills

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 5 лет назад +1

      Henry Dooley where do you go to see him live?

    • @2hype
      @2hype 5 лет назад +2

      @@susie7336 The Comedy Store, he also tours.

    • @henrydooley9632
      @henrydooley9632 5 лет назад +2

      Susana Sunshine comedy store in LA. I go a few times a month. Seen him like 4 or 5 times.

    • @kristoamadeus4441
      @kristoamadeus4441 5 лет назад

      Bill burr
      Bob kelly
      Dave Chappell
      Doug Stand hope

  • @SkylarPro
    @SkylarPro 5 лет назад +126

    I've liked this dude ever since the first JRE podcast I saw with him. He's kinda silly (he didn't know whether there were 300+ million or bilion people in USA), but there's something pure and authentic about him I really enjoy. He's also funny in this sweet, unforced way. Whenever he's a guest on JRE, those are some of my favs, and lord knows Joe has had dozens of incredible people on there, so that's really saying a lot.

  • @renaudbonneville
    @renaudbonneville 3 года назад +439

    Theo is a national treasure. Save that man at all costs.

    • @danielwoodford2624
      @danielwoodford2624 Год назад +2

      He don't need saving

    • @jonathannorris3209
      @jonathannorris3209 Год назад

      Save him from what? 🤦‍♂️
      It is sad you are on a post about Theo, who is one of the most original people in the biz.. and here you are trying so bad to fit in you use this lame "phrase" that you have been wanting to use so bad cause you seen everyone else doing it. And it's lame. I've never seen any of them that needed to be saved. From who? For what? Save me from ever having to hear this dumb ish again.

  • @tkost1
    @tkost1 2 года назад +17

    im crying ive never seen this dude in my entire life and hes probably the funniest person ive heard talk

  • @Jeffko78
    @Jeffko78 3 года назад +136

    "Rosie O’Donnel’s not a fictional person."
    "Depends on who you ask."
    XD XD XD

  • @ThePubbub
    @ThePubbub 5 лет назад +187

    I know a guy who killed someone, and he said... and this isn't me saying this... but he said it feels good.

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 5 лет назад

      ThePubBub FEELS GOOOD*

  • @dylandunlap8118
    @dylandunlap8118 5 лет назад +89

    Theo Von was the funniest thing barstool has done in years. Made me realize how much this thing has dipped

  • @itsturbinetime
    @itsturbinetime 2 года назад +14

    I've been watching Theo's content for a few weeks now. love it! Few Comedians transcend the comedic realm, Theo is one of the few. The guy has a uniquely fascinating style.

  • @xX-Anonymous-Xx
    @xX-Anonymous-Xx Год назад +27

    "I'll shut that thick fella down" absolutely killed me 🤣😂

  • @kiero1236
    @kiero1236 2 года назад +225

    Theo is effortlessly funny. It's a rare gift.

  • @stockybalboa87
    @stockybalboa87 3 года назад +59

    “Pieces of loneliness in your apartment” is such a good line!

  • @donniecope5859
    @donniecope5859 5 лет назад +143

    Depends on who you ask gang gang

  • @avalonfleur4993
    @avalonfleur4993 Год назад +18

    you know theo is about to say something funny when he says “in my neighbourhood growin up…”

  • @patrickn8355
    @patrickn8355 5 лет назад +190

    His dad was SEVENTY when he was born?! Holy hell that's a miracle that man was still firing off swimmers

    • @parkerstyers4812
      @parkerstyers4812 3 года назад +10

      Yeah well he did have to beat autism as a child

    • @balagadoo
      @balagadoo 3 года назад +4

      @@parkerstyers4812 no he only had to beat an autistic child

    • @Ryanoceros06
      @Ryanoceros06 2 года назад +1

      @@parkerstyers4812 It was Down Syndrome he beat.

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien8468 4 года назад +338

    What fictional character would you like to beat up?
    Theo: “Rosie O’Donnell”
    “Lol that’s not a fictional character”
    Theo: “depends on who you ask bro.... but I’d shut that thick fella down ya know that”
    Lol That’s one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time

  • @JONDAVIS111
    @JONDAVIS111 3 года назад +185

    There's comics I think are funnier, there's comics I like way more, but there's no one I want to be friends with more than Theo.

  • @TheGuitarislove
    @TheGuitarislove Год назад +20

    The thing is I don’t even think he’s joking half the time... he’s just vocalizing his thoughts and they happen to be absolutely hysterical 😂

  • @luknowit475
    @luknowit475 3 года назад +81

    This is legit one of the funniest things I've ever seen and it never gets old.

  • @psytron939
    @psytron939 5 лет назад +411

    "I'll beat Rosie O'donnell"
    - Thats not a fictional character thats a real person.
    - Depends who you ask brah.
    ..... But ill shut that thick fella down, you know dat

  • @TheDeven1000
    @TheDeven1000 5 лет назад +126

    Lmao he went in on Chris Hanson

    • @stephaniezimbalist3757
      @stephaniezimbalist3757 5 лет назад +39

      I can see why he was so upset. I thought they liked each other well enough. I can't believe Chris wasn't intelligent enough to realize that Theo's podcast is a Mom and Pop's shop. Theo doesn't have NBC money. It's one thing to get over on a rich ass corporation and it's quite another, to fuck over a sole proprietor.

    • @skillzset1066
      @skillzset1066 5 лет назад +1

      @@stephaniezimbalist3757 What did Hansen do to Theo? I missed it!!

    • @powerforth8400
      @powerforth8400 5 лет назад

      @@skillzset1066 4:20

    • @skillzset1066
      @skillzset1066 5 лет назад

      @@powerforth8400 Yes, thanks for that I saw it but I still don't get what was the quarrel between em

    • @Lama-mp5mq
      @Lama-mp5mq 5 лет назад +17

      @@skillzset1066 Chris Hansen went on Theo Vons podcasts. So as a guest, he was probably flown in and got a hotel paid by theo vons company. Chris Hansen charged more stuff on his hotel bill that was paid by theo von. Having infused rose petals for the bath. Costing theo von 700 dollars, instead of the normal 150-250 dollar stay at a hotel.

  • @horusthehua7776
    @horusthehua7776 Год назад +7

    I come and watch this every few months, I still think it was the best one ever done and it still makes me laugh everytime

  • @Thisthat1234
    @Thisthat1234 4 года назад +55

    The “bad magic” bit was low key hilarious

  • @nikahola
    @nikahola 3 года назад +64

    Theo will go down as one of the GOAT’s

  • @tylercoleman4235
    @tylercoleman4235 3 года назад +20

    No comedian is the same as Theo von, everything he says is so authentic and he looks 100% serious, he’s phenomenal.

  • @harrymothowl8923
    @harrymothowl8923 Год назад +4

    His switch up of how a gallon of water can kill you to immediately talking about how drank a gallon of water at his friend Tim’s house is great

  • @vHowSway
    @vHowSway 3 года назад +45

    “A person?.. manny Pacquiao.”🤣😂

  • @TechnoGuy11
    @TechnoGuy11 5 лет назад +55

    My grandmother had a Philipino caregiver that did here physical therapy and he was an awesome dude.

  • @Emf90
    @Emf90 5 лет назад +49

    “Uhm probably a Filipino..” lmao I burst out laughing when he said that 😂😂

  • @eLuZiveMaRiio
    @eLuZiveMaRiio Год назад +12

    Bro his answers are so quick, unbelievably decisive and the fact he has a story about everything is insane 😂😂

  • @yeezywesty3651
    @yeezywesty3651 5 лет назад +33

    to the Filipino's on the grind... glad you're with us... friendly happy people no doubt... I hope we all find a way.

  • @israelmedina439
    @israelmedina439 4 года назад +48

    He called cats “pockets of lonliness” bro I’m dead

  • @donniebutler3145
    @donniebutler3145 4 года назад +18

    Theo is the best. I love the random thoughts that most ppl wont say out loud. He says them with like authority or pride behind em. This was the perfect way to provoke those thoughts to be heard.

  • @TWOxTONE_773
    @TWOxTONE_773 Год назад +11

    That Rubix cube question:
    “Ohhh. A science one huh”
    Lmao. Love Theo.

  • @acidraindrops27
    @acidraindrops27 5 лет назад +81

    "Basically just pieces of loneliness in your apartment" damn that is the perfect description lol

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 4 года назад +4

      Not at all. Cats are lovely and living beings.

    • @tsamp025
      @tsamp025 4 года назад +10

      @@TheTaterTotP80 Depends on who you ask bruh

  • @justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb8080
    @justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb8080 5 лет назад +117

    Manny Pacquiao for the earth's ambassador, seems legit.

  • @Werefox32
    @Werefox32 5 лет назад +91

    But I'll shut that THICK Fella down! You know dat. - Theo "Makes A Dent" Von @05:40

  • @phiiizy
    @phiiizy 14 дней назад +1

    Beating up a deaf person for doing “bad magic” is crazy asf 😂😂

  • @str8904
    @str8904 5 лет назад +489

    I would love for Theo Von to meet Karl Pilkington.

    • @2006MC
      @2006MC 5 лет назад +38

      You read my mind. Them talking about their childhoods would be the best thing ever.

    • @SimonMooreChannel
      @SimonMooreChannel 5 лет назад +20

      This! Theo's the only person i've ever seen who really reminds me of Karl. They're both so dumb that they are genius. Fan of both, no hate :)

    • @LongLiveRockAnRoll
      @LongLiveRockAnRoll 5 лет назад +7

      Yes! When I first heard Theo talking about his childhood I thought he sounds like Karl's crazy Louisiana cousin.

    • @adamsmith2944
      @adamsmith2944 5 лет назад +16

      @@SimonMooreChannel theyd be speaking a new common language in 5 minutes

    • @adamsmith2944
      @adamsmith2944 5 лет назад +5

      if theo went to him he might

  • @WhoIsBenji
    @WhoIsBenji 5 лет назад +27

    I’m so glad everyone is finally giving this dude the recognition he deserves

  • @spinelli187
    @spinelli187 5 лет назад +95

    Damn Chris Hanson bouncing checks and running up room service...I think he needs to take a seat 💺 next 🧐🤯

    • @CashanovaXTREME
      @CashanovaXTREME 5 лет назад +8

      spinelli187 Oh dude Theo was pissed at that. The dude literally tried to front and say he left his wallet somewhere, he did anything to get out of paying for it himself. And this was like 3 months before his money issues hit the air. Don’t know what that dude is thinking.

    • @spinelli187
      @spinelli187 5 лет назад +6

      Shawn Garcia wowwww! I didn’t even know if Theo was joking or not, thank you for confirming it...it’s crazy to think a guy that save so many children from being preyed upon, could do these scummy things to people...I’ve just lost a lot of respect for Chris after this 😔

    • @CashanovaXTREME
      @CashanovaXTREME 5 лет назад +8

      spinelli187 Yeah man, a lot of people looked at Chris Hansen differently after that. He had been burning other people who had “put him up” as well. He owes people money all over. Theo was really surprised and kind of hurt because he looked up to Chris, he covered it on one of his solo podcasts. It was in depth about the situation, Hansen was even trying to stay extra nights for “business”! And do all of that while Theo is personally paying for it. And Theo said he was billing “extravagant” items he wouldn’t even order himself.

    • @spinelli187
      @spinelli187 5 лет назад +1

      Shawn Garcia that is wild! Where did Theo come out with all this about him? On one of his podcasts?

    • @freddiearmstrong121
      @freddiearmstrong121 5 лет назад +2

      @@spinelli187 Yes!!! I think the next podcast after he interviewed Chris. He tells the whole story. Pissed Theo off BIG TIME!!!!

  • @AdrianaBarron1
    @AdrianaBarron1 2 года назад +3

    I want more of him doing this. Hilarious guy right there.

  • @kristinamitchell716
    @kristinamitchell716 4 года назад +37

    The more he talked the funnier he got. He had me crying.

  • @sushileafbeats
    @sushileafbeats 5 лет назад +63

    NOOOOO! I need Theo to do these questions for hours!!!! Damnit!

  • @kevinhannah5708
    @kevinhannah5708 5 лет назад +92

    Theo knowing a murder... not surprising.

    • @fierystag6357
      @fierystag6357 5 лет назад +7

      I would be surprised if he didn't know one my man.

    • @anon8538
      @anon8538 5 лет назад +7

      He actually called into the show, it was anonymous but he said he killed someone and described it. Very bizarre.

    • @CrispyBreadcrust
      @CrispyBreadcrust 5 лет назад +1

      @@anon8538 what ep?

    • @gabrielonibudo5710
      @gabrielonibudo5710 5 лет назад

      @@CrispyBreadcrust You know yet?

    • @CrispyBreadcrust
      @CrispyBreadcrust 5 лет назад

      @@gabrielonibudo5710 nah not yet !

  • @easternag16
    @easternag16 2 года назад +2

    Lmao Theo has so many stories that start out with "I knew a guy" or "I grew up with a guy" or "I was over at my buddies house and." Fvckin hilarious dude

  • @kingdomremnant5357
    @kingdomremnant5357 3 года назад +36

    I love his answers man!😂😂 He comes up with THE most random answers quickly. Never gets old

  • @jessebishop3190
    @jessebishop3190 5 лет назад +117

    Really thought he was gonna say joe rogan for the alien question 🤣

  • @Puppetjs
    @Puppetjs 4 года назад +41

    Theo: "My dad was 70 when I was born".
    Camera Guy: "Oh Shit".
    3:30

  • @Mote.
    @Mote. Год назад +9

    This made me laugh so much. He is so funny. Master of comedy.

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 5 лет назад +32

    Theo is one of the wildest, most confusing dudes I’ve ever seen. 😂😂

  • @apj8474
    @apj8474 5 лет назад +128

    Surprised he didn’t say anything about anyone dying in an embankment

    • @jakesmall3454
      @jakesmall3454 5 лет назад +8

      Rip billy conforto. The Homo erotic bus boy

  • @jz9417
    @jz9417 5 лет назад +154

    Fascinated about Philippinos... Lol he wants Bobby's wife

  • @Camothor10
    @Camothor10 Год назад +2

    One of the most legendary appearances/interviews Theo Von has ever done