@@SuperAdam2468 No but you are right. 10 years is pretty recent, even by human standards. As a kid 10 years feels like forever, but grinding trough your 30's you feel like 10 years is just a blink of an eye.
fuck your comments My cousin successfully took his life by hanging. At the funeral my fiancé says "ah, these shoes are killing me" I lean in "babe look where we are." Im sure she shares your embarrassment.
Ah, a new Theo fan. From the podcast I assume. His podcast and being on JRE really brought a lot of new fans. Welcome to the family. You should check out his Netflix special. It’s from around this time. I personally like his new stuff more but it’s still hilarious
He does an entire skit where he's a guy named Tom Brahdy- and it's how he doesn't measure up to Tom Brady. It's in the "from The fault" section of playlists on his RUclips channel. Check it out, it's really old but hilarious!!!
He kinda stumbled the words leading right up to the punch word of the bit. I empathetically felt the energy in the room drop at that in-between split moment.
Dude my mum's an alcoholic and we don't get along at all, anyway I showed her this and we actually had a proper laugh together for the first time in years, so good lmao, and so cool that comedy can do things like that. Love this guy whoever he is 11 months later update; she kicked me out the house and I had to move countries cause I was homeless, maybe comedy isn't that fantastic after all lol
He seems like the most relatable guy in stand up right now. His podcast is usually pretty nonsensical when he's solo, but I love when he interviews people.
@@EdibleCoKane Hell Ye. His guest : Oh trust me Kat Williams was a pimp a straight up pizzimp people don't even know. Theo : Yup I mean my sister can't even read. Guest : I feel you dawg, schools ain't givin these kids the tools that they need then they hit the real world and it's like Wtf? Theo: Exactly I mean what if your couch had no cup holders and someone spray painted 'procrastination station' on it, then what? Guest :.... Yup
Grizzy 77 I look 15 yrs younger than my coworker and hes a year younger bald af at 28 and looks like hes in his 40s, and during a part of a year we will both be the same age
Matt Daglia not really cause this isn’t Theo in 2018. He looks older now. He just did his podcast with micheal bisbing as a guest. He doesn’t look that young. Dj dad mouth just has grey in his beard that make him look older. I don’t think Theo could grow anything other than the fuzz on his chin
His material isn't shit. I can think of like 14 comics off the top of my head that are 100 times worse than Theo. Does Joe Rogan or Carlos Mencia ring a bell?
My brother-in-law died on the job (electrician) a few years ago. And my mother-in-law and sister-in-law kept telling everyone how shocking it was at the wake. I was dyin'. I know my bro-in-law was cracking up if he knew what was being said.
He needs to do his Netflix specials in this delivery and tone. He needs to talk to the audience like he’s right next to them telling a hilarious story.
Theo, I’m rolling on the floor with this stuff. Your hilarious but of course I been knowing that. It’s been a while since we have seen you in New Orleans. Take care and keep making people laugh. We need it!!!!
I can't get used to hearing "crank" instead of "prank". Maybe it's where I'm from or a generational thing or something but that TV show back in the day called Crank Yankers is where I first heard that. In other news, this guy is awesome and this was really funny!
Before texting was a thing I used to call random numbers in the phone book and try to start up conversations with people. I actually had a few friendships that lasted years because of it.
We used to prank phone call. One of them we used an Indian accent n told them they got a chance to win $1000 if they can tell me “what’s the top 3 lunch meats in schools today” they would always guess 2 but not the 3rd. After time was up we informed them the 3rd top lunch meat was peanut butter n jelly. Thanks for playing lol
I had someone texting me and no matter how many times I told they had the wrong number they kept texting. Till I texted them "Are you still going to help me bury this body?". I never heard from them again.
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He might be the only human that looks better with a mullet lol
Cristiano Ronaldo
Keith urban
Whit 350z Amanda Nunes
JOE DIRT
Taehyung
“Ed hardy no fed hardly”
so clean hahha
Theo's got bars
That was excellent
💀
☄️
“Give me a half a hour and an 8 ball I’ll find a missing kid right out here” I’m dead
Best line ever
Literally
@Noot Noot PFFT-
YOU'RE DEAD?! 😲 Do you need help?
I read that right as he said it
You know it's a classic oldie when he mentions "unlimited texting" and it's completely relevant.
@@SuperAdam2468 a classic has nothing to do with time a classic can be preformed tomorrow
@@SuperAdam2468 No but you are right. 10 years is pretty recent, even by human standards. As a kid 10 years feels like forever, but grinding trough your 30's you feel like 10 years is just a blink of an eye.
Wow how gorgeous are you !!
And Nancy Grace at 11.
Adam cars and music are considered oldies at 25 years
His delivery is a lot better now. He really embraced that southern twang into his speech and character and it's gold.
Funny because I just saw a comment saying he should do a Netflix special in the tone and delivery. Duality of man lol.
facts hes way better now
Now he really is killing it, I love to see it
Lol he’s the RUclips Larry the cable guy. A complete unfunny hack. Only idiots think Theo Con is funny
Had a friend attempt suicide by hanging. A week later was speaking to him and told him to hang in there. Embarrassing to say the least
Awk
Ohh that's tight
I almost choked after I saw your comment
fuck your comments
My cousin successfully took his life by hanging. At the funeral my fiancé says "ah, these shoes are killing me" I lean in "babe look where we are."
Im sure she shares your embarrassment.
Sometimes saying something like that just happens..doesnt help you feel any less of a peice of shit.
2:08 That joke went over every single person in the audience’s head. They really applauded like “good for you man”😂
ya the clapping hurt me
how can that joke go over anyone's head? must be an american thing
@@markrung8051 It’s just Theo’s very unique sense of humor lol.
For real I only have 2 brain cells and even I understood the joke
I don't get it someone help meeeee
I luv how the crowd does a congratulatory applause after he says he has a new God son ! Lmao Woooosh !
SS37 3dOH right over the head ! Lol
It was a God nephew. Even better. 😂😂
You didn’t even use r/woooosh right stupid, they were playing along
Hahahaha right?! Thought this crowd missed several jokes!
Hahahahaha!!!! I was shook too 😂😂
This is OLD!! Rat King lookin like a Yung Buck in this
the beginnings of the gender-neutral cut
Gaaaaang gaaaaang bruhhhh
Rat king putting on a real good appearance!
haha og
Ah, a new Theo fan. From the podcast I assume. His podcast and being on JRE really brought a lot of new fans. Welcome to the family. You should check out his Netflix special. It’s from around this time. I personally like his new stuff more but it’s still hilarious
“Well, sharpshooter, you just make ‘em up.” 😂🤣😂 I lost my shit!
He looks like a southern version of Tom Brady
For real lmao
Yes!
He does an entire skit where he's a guy named Tom Brahdy- and it's how he doesn't measure up to Tom Brady. It's in the "from The fault" section of playlists on his RUclips channel. Check it out, it's really old but hilarious!!!
@@justme8255 see my other comment.
@SynthSony see my comment
"well sharpshooter"
How slow is this crowd. Totally missed the godson bit
He kinda stumbled the words leading right up to the punch word of the bit. I empathetically felt the energy in the room drop at that in-between split moment.
I didn’t get it lol
Bro Fr. That was the funniest part
The crowds not slow. The laughs are played by pushing a button
It is a Theo Von show....
Dude my mum's an alcoholic and we don't get along at all, anyway I showed her this and we actually had a proper laugh together for the first time in years, so good lmao, and so cool that comedy can do things like that. Love this guy whoever he is
11 months later update; she kicked me out the house and I had to move countries cause I was homeless, maybe comedy isn't that fantastic after all lol
theo von is a legend
Move countries? Where u from?
@@VAAAHNN8711 from Scotland to England
Hope you are doing better!
Sam I'm sorry for your predicament
Man Theo is 8000 times funnier these days, haha.
Theo's amazing. Hell of a performer.
Nic Duvall very strong performer #YMH
He seems like the most relatable guy in stand up right now. His podcast is usually pretty nonsensical when he's solo, but I love when he interviews people.
dude his material sucks
@@EdibleCoKane Hell Ye.
His guest : Oh trust me Kat Williams was a pimp a straight up pizzimp people don't even know.
Theo : Yup I mean my sister can't even read.
Guest : I feel you dawg, schools ain't givin these kids the tools that they need then they hit the real world and it's like Wtf?
Theo: Exactly I mean what if your couch had no cup holders and someone spray painted 'procrastination station' on it, then what?
Guest :.... Yup
Link?
Dude...Theo and Tom Segura are the same age... mind blowing......
Matt Daglia no shitt?! Cuz tht just blew my fucking mind
Matt Daglia false. I’m about willing to bet my life that they’re not the same age. Toms like a year older than Theo.
Grizzy 77 dude..and next year Theo will still appear 10 yrs younger..thats mind blowing a year aint shit.
Grizzy 77 I look 15 yrs younger than my coworker and hes a year younger bald af at 28 and looks like hes in his 40s, and during a part of a year we will both be the same age
Matt Daglia not really cause this isn’t Theo in 2018. He looks older now. He just did his podcast with micheal bisbing as a guest. He doesn’t look that young. Dj dad mouth just has grey in his beard that make him look older. I don’t think Theo could grow anything other than the fuzz on his chin
How can you not love Theo Von
simple - his material is total shit
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He’s autistic
His material isn't shit. I can think of like 14 comics off the top of my head that are 100 times worse than Theo. Does Joe Rogan or Carlos Mencia ring a bell?
@@konanoobiemaster it's fucking golden lol. Not to good in this clip because it was 10 fucking years ago😂
"fed hardly" 😂😂😂
My brother-in-law died on the job (electrician) a few years ago. And my mother-in-law and sister-in-law kept telling everyone how shocking it was at the wake. I was dyin'. I know my bro-in-law was cracking up if he knew what was being said.
That's so funny and sad at the same time. I hope more people can find light in the darkness like this.
Fuck I’m an electrician, so this is scary. How did he die??
@@Sinisterkid34 bro are you just figuring out electricity is dangerous and reconsidering your professsion?
@@dangerranger4323 nah the danger is the only fun part
@@Sinisterkid34 😂
I feel nobody got the I'm having a nephew in a few weeks joke
Dude for sure. That clap was in support lol.
can u explain the joke for me? is it an inside joke or am i just dumb and didn’t get the set up for the joke?
@@trayshon899 u dumb
@@trayshon899 no inside joke, just that people were not paying attention
Haven't cried laughing in a while. The relationship with a woman in a mental institution bit had me bust out laughing and it just rolled from there.
In Shawnee!!! I used to live there.
"It's actually getting out of hand"😆😆😂😂😂
He needs to do his Netflix specials in this delivery and tone. He needs to talk to the audience like he’s right next to them telling a hilarious story.
Dude I just saw a comment saying his delivery is alot better now compared to this clip. Different strokes for different folks I guess
2:08 THE APPLAUSE!!! FOR HIS GODNEPHEW!!! 🤣🤣🤣
No one like Theo! Such an original dude!
2:20 I can’t believe the crowd clapped at that😂 fuckin great
What a likable guy
The funniest comedian I can think of hands down is Theo Von🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theo is a pure legend and everyone knows it
“Gotta run” 🤣🤣🤣
Theo gives me the strength I need to walk out of the house 3 weeks after I should have gotten a haircut.
Theo Von is a gift to humanity.
I have never laughed at stand up. Until now.
His style of humor with the progress of his crank texts 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
My boi looking young af
it's from around 2009 look at his phone lol
@@slaughtergang518 he looks the same .
Because he is. Smh
He’s so effortlessly hilarious
Crowd wasn’t laughing enough
MrCTruck ya because it sucked balls
Uhhh he wasn't funny enough. Who likes this absolute shit?
Theo Von is hilarious. This is old. I don't know why Comedy Central is posting it now.
They weren't laughing because it was not funny
his material is shit
Man, Theo is hilarious! I'm glad Joe Rogan introduced many of us to him!
He only a comedian coz rogan says he is, who btw is also awful
@@kev8343 right cause you in the comedy clubs killing it, am I right? Lmao stfu
I'm disappointed in the misleading title..... Was thinking that Theo Von Crank was the best comic stagename ever.
Theo Von is one of the best comics out there
Theo Von Crank lmao. That shit made me laugh harder than the stand up set.
LOL same
Bruh, how you watching comedy videos and not know who theo von is*
He should have said "speedball" instead of "8-ball".
Theo, I’m rolling on the floor with this stuff. Your hilarious but of course I been knowing that. It’s been a while since we have seen you in New Orleans. Take care and keep making people laugh. We need it!!!!
At one job as a receptionist I told a man in a wheelchair to go have a seat we'll call him. I still remember the awkward angry stare to this day.
He proved he was the bigger man and walked away
Met him at an airport, nicest man I’ve ever met.
Ed hardy? No fed hardly lmao 😂😂
Will always love this skit
I can't get used to hearing "crank" instead of "prank". Maybe it's where I'm from or a generational thing or something but that TV show back in the day called Crank Yankers is where I first heard that. In other news, this guy is awesome and this was really funny!
Crowd's been practising the dark arts for sure.
Before texting was a thing I used to call random numbers in the phone book and try to start up conversations with people. I actually had a few friendships that lasted years because of it.
K.
We used to prank phone call. One of them we used an Indian accent n told them they got a chance to win $1000 if they can tell me “what’s the top 3 lunch meats in schools today” they would always guess 2 but not the 3rd. After time was up we informed them the 3rd top lunch meat was peanut butter n jelly. Thanks for playing lol
I always checked on people's refrigerators.
They aren't laughing enough for me 😂😂😂😂 everything he just said was purely bighlarious
Now I have to reply to every random message that pops up on my phone. It might be Theo.
Gotta love that old school Rodent Boss.
I see Anakin skywalker is doing something with his life
“Sorry Gotta run” lmao I’m dead 😵
"I'm running blood drives that don't even exist."
🤣
Haven't laughed that hard in years.
everytime I get a random text I reply with "theo?"
This is such a great idea!
"Ed Hardy??? No. Fed Hardly..."
DEAD!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Theo is a killer. Getting better by the year.
Shit how old is Theo here ? He looks 32 right now but he’s actually 39 . That boy got that youth fountain hitter
We need more Theo Vons!!
He’s himself and I like that. Makes it relatable
Watch the guy be a huge Theo von fan and he stumbled upon this
GANG! GANG!
Theo is the greatest!
Always gonna show out for a theo video!
Comedy ccentral playing along with the podcast ratpack started by joe rogan
S'ratpack needs a movie.
At first I thought his name was "Theo Von Crank" [texts random numbers]
me too
That's his superhero name
50 seconds in and I'm already cacklingggg! Why have I avoided your stand up for so long lmao
Theo is brilliant.
I like how no one laughed but everyone clapped when he said he got a new god nephew named jamari or whatever like it real🤣🤣
Dark arts with the texting this what he was talking bout
Whenever I feel lonly Theo makes me feel better.
"This is a horrible idea, Nance." 🤣
Theo Von biggest cat fish ever.
I had someone texting me and no matter how many times I told they had the wrong number they kept texting. Till I texted them "Are you still going to help me bury this body?". I never heard from them again.
Crazy, i read something about Shein clothes with hidden messages from kids in sweatshops. This guy is awesome.
Top notch
he looks like the word "mullet"
Woulda been hilarious if the last piece of advice from that dude was “eh just take it one step at a time”
Theo is the King!
Best comedian we have!
That’s one handosme man.
Penutbutter And jealous you’re a handsome man
Sorry got to run
Gotta run. Keep them going. I would love to run with you.
old but still pure gold
Damn the cousin bit with Wanda did not hit with the crowd but that was hilarious.
Tom Brady does stand up comedy?
Theo von is undefeated
Tim Conway Jr. KFI LA 640 AM brought me here ! DING DONG !!! 🤣 Your a Funny Dude Theo 🤣😂👏🙌
I can’t be the only one that thinks he looks like a skinny Tom Brady
Who's Tom Brady?😂
Today he looks like a cross between a young Kirk Russell & Patrick Swayze… only better.
Can vouch personally, only crazy women in Shawnee OK.
No kidding. Stop cruising the 'poo and hanging out at the mall. You're 43, Lisa.
"Fed hardly jeans"😅
I LOVE THEO
WTF I'm from Shawnee Oklahoma
Same here😂😂 I was like woah wtf that's a pretty random town to say😂
This is ancient, just look at his phone
And the unlimited text thimg he said
I still have that phone...
Enlightened Person it’s like an iPhone 5, let me guess, you have the 9.5xp prototype, dick, Theo doesn’t like people like you
dheadhunter413 what the fuck are you on about? Bet my left nut Theo doesnt like people like YOU.
As I’m watching this I got a random crank text hahaha made the video 1000x better
Theo is hilarious.
He is so cute!
Would you let him pound you in the pooper?
The comments are almost as funny as the stand up!
bro sounds so different! still hilarious as ever
Theo is funny and hes got CAKES lol