“The Grinch That Stole Everything”- Theo Von - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 30 май 2024
- Theo Von airs his grievances with Nancy Grace, reminisces on a recent slew of prank texts he sent and imagines what life will be like once he becomes a billionaire.
Original airdate: June 1, 2012
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This was filmed 12'ish years ago. He was hilarious then, but he's come such a long way and really leaned into his true identity. He's a total wordsmith now. Gang gang 🤘🏻✌🏻❤️
Didn’t know him then, can’t stand him now.. 👎🏼 👎🏼
@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 ok so why are you in the comment section of a Theo Von stand up 😂
@@IAmJaeWalkin I watch comedy central… I mean, are you dense
@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986Did you think he was funnier back then?
Oh hes from 12 YEARS ago. I was so confused by the jokes
Theo looks like Tom Brady's "special" brother..lolol
I think he looks funny without the mullet
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 you so mean
I actually think, if Tom Brady wasn't a top athlete, he'd be viewed as equally attractive as Theo.
Comedy Central so dead they out here posting specials from 10 years ago
Lol they rejected his show Man Up, now they are posting his scraps
Was it on yt 10 years ago?
Everyone is probably on summer vacation.
@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986it was on RUclips before this is a repost
Good! Let’s not lose classics!❤
That alarm clock joke at the end was amazing!
Theo is so underrated. He’s done a Comedy Central special, the best podcast, Netflix specials, etc. He does not get the credit he deserves.
His stand-up isn’t that good tbh. Doesn’t make him a bad comedian, but he is truly the most funny when he can just riff rather than create prewritten material.
I’m so sorry. I don’t think he was that funny 🤷♀️🫣🥰🖖
@@007neipy did you know they left?
And he’s one of the top podcasters in the world
I've seen him live, guy was genuinely funny
I’m not the sharpest spoon in the spoon drawer but gang gang baby 😁🤘🏻🫶🏼
A little bit on the edge of pedophilia
Dear TV: turn the censor beeps down
📺 We apologize and also my new song is out. 😂
Theo is so hilarious! Just him saying anything to anyone is funny
There is no one else like him out there!!! He is really great!!
Lmao his joke style is so weird, but so perfect. What a genuinely lovely dude haha.
I don't know how the hell Theo got me laughing at f****** an owl this one sounds like a train lol crazy
You can’t hate him.
Lol he’s too damn funny and real and cute! Lol
Can't hate him, can't respect him.
Pleaded “my bad” 💀😭🤣
THEO VON 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
BEYOND TALENTED!!!
YOU WERE BORN TO DO THIS!!!💯💯💯💯
KEEP THE LAUGHS COMIN’!😆🤣😂😄🤣😂😄🤣😂😄🤣😂😆
Theo still the savage today he was then . Always a good banter watching #theovon
This this dude is hilarious
Thats the most freemason illuminati sounding punchlines i've ever heard at the end there. Theo is off the walls! It's nice to see his progression and where he is as a performer now is very funny.
Wow, he's so young here. Just a baby. I'd love to see him do a reaction to this.🤭
Abort-o 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Probably the least funny thing of the entire special
Google translate says it means "abort her".
Almost feels like this was timed, we're at that fence where this could go bad or good. Personally I love this dude and he'll always be hilarious but it's odd he's having success but I know how this world works sadly, we're gonna have assholes trying to pick this Special apart to try and get Theo in trouble so when push comes to shove I know his fans will show up but will Comedy Central? if they end up taking this down that'll show you what their real intent was.
Keep being you Theo Von I think you're over due for a new special brother, you got mad fans out here that enjoy all you content as we get it and we'll happily support anything you put out!
It may be 12 years old,but it’s still relevant.
Matt Damon and Justin Bateman's love child.
Crazy as Hell!!! I cannot stand him!! (term of endearment) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy is a genius.
Yooooo! Too funny he said aborto as a name Lol 😂😂😂
This is so much better than his stand up the last 5 years
I searched for "Presidential Debate" and this was the 4th thing that came up?
No freaking way this is over a decade old!!
I mean soo good! Real professional
If people thought this was offensive when it came out he wouldnt have blown up. Shits not racist its just a decade old special lol theos just telling jokes
Love love love Theo!!!
Cinnamon asians, the softest baby the lord makes 😅 - theo von
Oh god I love Theo!!!!!!! Awesome!!
Theo's so funny lol.
It's funny how what he said is still relevant today.
This was the set back then that introduced me to Theo been a fan ever since the first time I saw this special
this special is so funny!! hadn’t seen tho do stand up until now. funny!! worth the time!!
First time I saw this.... pretty good ❤
This whole set was 😂😅 🎉thoroughly enjoyed every offensive thing about it!
😂 He is weird especially the end with the Asian babies part 😮. But he is kinda pervertedly funny
Damn but he’s speaking truth- people laugh.
Nah , he knows what’s up.
That was great
Them waves got luggage
This was better than any of his new stuff by far.
Nobody is save 💜💪🏽😘😘
King Theo Von
I married a Jewish woman and we named our son Elry. I'm waiting for the fallout when she realizes.
@@Geardrive427-ip8vj Meet a tree
aborto? I thought i could last. haha!
An hour late with no nutmeg! 😂 ridiculous!
😂😂but I love hot pockets an water
He could rule my road
No mullet Theo makes me feel weird
Stack yooo money!
What theater was this at?
Where was this filmed
Why I thought this was Tom Brady 🤣🤣🤣 dude funny af tho I'm here from his podcasts
From a certain angle, he looks a little like Jason Bateman.
Waa beelo saaid baa uqosle 😂
Damn I didnt laugh once. Hes soo much more funny on his podcast. Love him man❤
😂
🤣👏🏻👏🏼👏🏿
Oh my gosh his hair looks SO much better short !!!
17:55
Tom Brady if he was a comedian 😂
So young wow😂😂
*Gang gang*
LMFAOOO wow
It’s “who” Einstein.
the next goat
Are these the coke years theo?? Lol
Funny you should say that about smiling at people, I stopped doing that in South Carolina because everybody down here give people dirty looks. Friendly my a$$
That's kind of true about South Carolina. I live in the Columbia area that's half way the hood. I strike up conversations with strangers all the time. Most of the time, they're just like... okay, then walk off and act like a jerk. But I somehow find friendly people, and we'll be sitting there laughing hardcore. Thre's 2 things difficult about it sometimes, though. The first is the ones who are being nice because they are trying to get something out of you. You'll have a good conversation, next thing is they need a ride and want to "borrow" money. The second difficult thing is getting away from some of them. They'll trap you in a never ending conversation, and you have to find a reason to stop talking. 😂
*Praise the Lord*
For a long time, as the price of Chanel increased, I no longer thought I could afford it. I think I'll be happy that I have the kislux as my travel bag that I don't have to take care of. By the way, I'm sure no one will have a hard time telling the difference. Thanks for the comparison.
This was actually painful to watch and I like Theo.
Why? That was a funny set...dude has a gift
😂😂😂
THIS AGED LIKE MILK
the number of ads on this is unbearable
Tom Brady if he did stand up?
🔥 theo the rat🐀 king 🤴
I hope you keep the god child
Ok rotflmfao. Black water dancing. Too funny.
unknown special?
Its known, just 12 years old.
I’ve seen black people swim extremely well and fast, but because black peoples usually can’t float , it means they can’t relax in the water so there is a real difficulty level that needs to be passed to become good swimmers.
Personally as a white person ive taken years to become a good swimmer , I’ve gotten stuck out in the water and just slept in the water to get my energy back to continue swimming , but a black person would have died in same situation due to bone and muscle density .
Fire 🔥 but good brain damage 🙌
I’ve never in mylife seen a funnier comic. He is so handsome even with the mullet he has now . Looking all binary 😂😂😂
"who else is here tonight... WHERE MY BLACK PEOPLE AT TONIGHT!?"
lol nice
Mexican here. Yes, my mom had 6 of us.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So wait, hold on, did puffy diddy wtf-ever dude see this and turn jokes into reality or did theo von turn dude's reality into jokes?
Whats with the ears?
Probably the most racist comedy special I have ever heard. You don’t need to be racist to be “funny”. If you like the whole racist thing though go nuts
They are jokes...
And the censorship sucked ass
I thought he'd be funny. He's better as a guest on a podcast
first
This is terrible and I love standup… I never heckle comedians, but damn
I have to question your taste in comedy...that was a funny set. The dude is a joke artist. Those were all well crafted bits
Back when you could make jokes
🤓
turn to Jesus
No need to turn.. just open eyes.. its satan behind you not Jesus.. beware of turnstiles.. Jesus Is free
No one needs to listen to your forced indoctrinated false teachings
How does this guy even have a career? He's really really bad.
Fact: Theo Von's dad is Mexican. I thought he was funnier but what a bomb.
his dad is polish-nicaraguan. do your research buddy. he’s funnier than you’ll ever be
A bomb??? Wtf are you smokin? That was a great set