Once the me too movement caught Joey it was game over. His podcast became a damage control campaign. I have yet to find a podcast that i enjoyed to the level if the classic Church
I love that Uncle Joey is comfortable enough around Tom segura to get so high around him. he starts a story about a friend of his with “let’s say his name is ‘Tommy’” and then starts using the guy’s real name a minute and nine seconds later.
Church is pretty much only Joey inviting guests and telling them stories for 2 hours, if they try to talk about something themselves he changes the subject back to a coke or kidnapping story within a minute anyways. They just have to roll with him
Ela cria né ela cria quem ela vai criar quando eu me apresentar ela vai apresentar para mim ela vai me apresentar o que ela queria eu vou devolver para ela que ela juízo eu vou devolver para vou devolver tudo para ela tá criando um crime na minhas costas o crime que ela está cometendo juíza devolvo para ela
Podcast starts off with the boys chatting about the joys of fatherhood and parenting....around min 14 Joey: “the coke was so good I couldn’t even talk” lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@notimportant5980 you ARE important. If your not walking into walls, and sitting 24 hrs looking like a byproduct of failed evolution, and NO MATTER WHAT YOU FEEL, remember we all die one day. Stop wasting time. Wear your favorite clothes, eat junk, do drugs, bark at hot women, tell them their pussies smell like sweat and vaginal spray, or whatever. (Hot women like assholes rem) don't tell a woman she's hot, pretty or cute (ugly men and friend zone men compliment them) hot women need sex, alcohol and to have their hair pulled. Why am I doing this? Because I know you're struggling as am I. also never Google search adam Thoba (don't do it)
Desafio do progresso Isaac computador do Palmeiras tem quantas lá que eu vou para cima uma p*** do progresso fazendo p*** de para cima com a multidão quebrando tudo no meio é o juiz vai ser quebrado que até o juiz se ele tiver mentindo eu vou passarnão tem pressa não tenho o dia inteiro hora tô formando um exército maior do eu tô formando um exército bicho tudo mas sacando tudo
Meu amigo se eu não entendeu se eu estaria junto com você não estaria nas aulas com os professoresfilme quem disse que estou cometendo um crime na minha vida eu não estaria nas aulas junto com você e nem com os professores da sala unidas forçao que eu tenho minhas forças porque eu estou na sala porque que eu estou com você sem vozeu tou investigando tudo casa e tô colhendo os prova de testemunha estou investigando os casos tô colhendo prova procurando testemunha e tão linda as forças mesmo ter formando
I just came back for this one. It makes me smile so much. It’s a timeless episode. No current affairs. Joey high af. Lee sat there being a socially awkward Jew. I miss simpler times.
People like us fans and guys like tom segura, Ryan sickler, josh wolf, redban and Joe all understand that Joey Diaz telling stories is a true treat that very few people will get to experience in person so they take advantage and I love that. ❤️❤️❤️
It's easy for any Hispanic to say it, we don't know about the history behind it and it's a fun word to learn in English. I used to say it all the time in high school, never got in trouble for it cause they knew I was saying it like "homie"
in his defense, I actually do this all the time as well. I do it as a way to let you know I'm paying attention, acknowledging what you're saying. may seem annoying but whaddya gonna do?
1:49:23 this is the kinda stuff that makes Joey special. He brings out everyone's most conformable side.. The side they only show when they really feel comfortable. I have never seen Tom laugh that hard in my life.. That was perfect
@@Pineapplesthattalk whatever dude weeds good for you it kills cancer cells and has several other health benefits I've been to jail before I didn't cry because I didn't have weed in there it's not addictive
Glad Segura could come on and be a proper social worker for Uncle Joey. Just sit back and listen to him talk about himself. Joey’s podcast style is pretty unique in that way
It's gotta be hard for them when they go onto each others podcasts. I remember one of the times Joe Rogan was on he had to apologize to Lee because he kept giving him orders like he was his guy jaime that works his Podcast The Joe Rogan Expirence.
we had a problem at the church last night , i would like to apologize to church listeners and to our guest mary for cutting it short , joey again switch my star for a higher dose when i wasn’t looking before the show and i got really high
"I don't want you driving at 1am, unless its jesus talking" Joey Diaz.... I can't tell you how much I love these little nuggets of gold . Honestly I should follow this advice
Just a warning to anybody reading this.. NEVER ABUSE BENADRYL OR ANY OTHER OTC MEDICATION! The "high" isn't worth it, you'll just fuck up your health.. If you really feel the need to get high go smoke a joint or drink a beer.
You throw these quotes from Your mom's house podcast at me as if I'm saying something bad about Tom or his podcast..I don't understand, all I did was tell people not to abuse Benadryl. Lol.
Mr. Meatballs that is not true, over 200mg depending on your tolerance of course, will start to give a deliriant like effect which is from what I have heard, are some of the worst drugs around.
God, Joey brings out raw Segura. He's a man of many opinions but not as much pure life experience. He knows it and just plays to his strengths. True craftsmen
I love how how Joey just use wrong words and just keep talking and pretend like nothing happened lmao... @ 2:19:00 "...there was a building there that was decapitated..." I think he meant "dilapidated". That's what makes Joey Joey, he don't give a fxck 😂😂😂
I love when he was telling the jailhouse story but seems to get a text message or something and fades off for a minute mid sentence. Tom’s like “oh.. um…uh” 🤣
I miss these days.
Seriously the Golden Era of podcasting.
It's only been 4 years but feels like 14.
2018-2020 (before the zoom calls) was untouchable
Fuck yeah I love listening to old episodes and hearing gold. Joey still drops knowledge. Couple cool new shows
That's why we are here ya cock sucka *uncle Joey's cackle laugh*
Once the me too movement caught Joey it was game over. His podcast became a damage control campaign. I have yet to find a podcast that i enjoyed to the level if the classic Church
I love seeing the cuts where it shows Lee and he's just a red ball of highness.
I’m
And forgets to turn off his mic while mouth-breathing audibly
james williams 😂😂
Lee "the astronaut" syatt
@@alfelix91 has had too much! 🤣🤣🤣
You can tel Joey’s done had 10 stars of death and still holding court like a boss. A true living legend.
Like a SOLDIER!!
Like a doctaaaa
Tom's a great listener
Lol
That's why Christina kept em.
Yea
"Joey Diaz Tells Stories".. does Tom need to be there?
(listen for the stories, don't get me wrong... ha)
He's forced to. If you ever seen 2 Bears 1 Cave, you know...
I love that Uncle Joey is comfortable enough around Tom segura to get so high around him. he starts a story about a friend of his with “let’s say his name is ‘Tommy’” and then starts using the guy’s real name a minute and nine seconds later.
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1:10:10 lmao omg Joey had me weak with this "What's that Ben Afleck movie where him and 6 jerk offs go to the moon to save the asteroid?" Hahahahaha
I was at work listening to this on headphones and started laughing hysterically at that part. I must have looked insane haha
haha i didnt even catch that he said saved the asteroid el oh el
That fooking killed me
@@alexderoche1861 That happened to me the other day and i had to leave the room I was losing it
I'm fucking dying laughing, some one needs to make a compilation of quotes from Joey with this in it.
Nice to hear Tom agreeing with Joey for two and a half hours
"Yeah"
Church is pretty much only Joey inviting guests and telling them stories for 2 hours, if they try to talk about something themselves he changes the subject back to a coke or kidnapping story within a minute anyways. They just have to roll with him
@@wotwot5212 that's the way we love it.
EZrider unless you’re dice clay. Then Joey sits back and lets you talk.
@@wotwot5212 That's hilarious and its so true XD
"What language are your thoughts in, Joey?"
"Well, 35 years ago..."
It was such an easy question and he just didn't get it or care lmao
It was even funnier when Tom clarified it for Joey. Still didn't give a fuck.
hahahahahhahah!! fucking Joey man.. love him
Oh my god watching Tom's hand's during his sidetrack there!
Ela cria né ela cria quem ela vai criar quando eu me apresentar ela vai apresentar para mim ela vai me apresentar o que ela queria eu vou devolver para ela que ela juízo eu vou devolver para vou devolver tudo para ela tá criando um crime na minhas costas o crime que ela está cometendo juíza devolvo para ela
Podcast starts off with the boys chatting about the joys of fatherhood and parenting....around min 14 Joey: “the coke was so good I couldn’t even talk” lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joey " It was about 1985 In Boulda" Diaz
He didn't go there until the 90's
Delete this gloom it’s been played foolio
@@notimportant5980 you ARE important. If your not walking into walls, and sitting 24 hrs looking like a byproduct of failed evolution, and NO MATTER WHAT YOU FEEL, remember we all die one day. Stop wasting time. Wear your favorite clothes, eat junk, do drugs, bark at hot women, tell them their pussies smell like sweat and vaginal spray, or whatever. (Hot women like assholes rem) don't tell a woman she's hot, pretty or cute (ugly men and friend zone men compliment them) hot women need sex, alcohol and to have their hair pulled. Why am I doing this? Because I know you're struggling as am I. also never Google search adam Thoba (don't do it)
Desafio do progresso Isaac computador do Palmeiras tem quantas lá que eu vou para cima uma p*** do progresso fazendo p*** de para cima com a multidão quebrando tudo no meio é o juiz vai ser quebrado que até o juiz se ele tiver mentindo eu vou passarnão tem pressa não tenho o dia inteiro hora tô formando um exército maior do eu tô formando um exército bicho tudo mas sacando tudo
Meu amigo se eu não entendeu se eu estaria junto com você não estaria nas aulas com os professoresfilme quem disse que estou cometendo um crime na minha vida eu não estaria nas aulas junto com você e nem com os professores da sala unidas forçao que eu tenho minhas forças porque eu estou na sala porque que eu estou com você sem vozeu tou investigando tudo casa e tô colhendo os prova de testemunha estou investigando os casos tô colhendo prova procurando testemunha e tão linda as forças mesmo ter formando
I just came back for this one. It makes me smile so much. It’s a timeless episode. No current affairs. Joey high af. Lee sat there being a socially awkward Jew. I miss simpler times.
For me every jew is socially awkward
1:31:28 Joey has a way about telling story’s that makes you feel like you’re right there. Tremendous.
1:25:46 FUNNIEST SHIT EVER !!HIS WHEEZING HAS ME DYING A SLOW DEATH!!!
Using the wheeze as an instrument of death !!!
@@vaguyna69LMAO🤣 Tremendous!!!
i could listen to Joey talk about coke all day
Alternate titles
“Uncle Joey’s Monologue”
“Church of Tremendous Ear Beatings”
“Tom Segura 3 Hour of Yeahs”
Lee always has some good comments: 1:26:06 "his mouth was cold, that sounds terrible"
My favorite Lee comment ever is "that's one of those fees, those 9/11 fees"
Joey: “We’re gonna get racist but we’re gonna get honest” 😂😂😂
"Alright so back to your question..."
*Goes on 30 minute tangent about 9 other things*
Gotta love Coco lol
"And the guy who owned the place was a babotz" - Joey Diaz 58:22
People like us fans and guys like tom segura, Ryan sickler, josh wolf, redban and Joe all understand that Joey Diaz telling stories is a true treat that very few people will get to experience in person so they take advantage and I love that. ❤️❤️❤️
I swear Joey is the only person who can crack me up just off ads, fucking legend
Lmao Tom losing it during those ad reads got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
01:04:50
Sage advice from the Sensei.......
“say a prayer 🙏 “
When he laughs so hard he falls back into his chair and can’t talk - wheezing... it’s so contagious. I got tears in my eyes.
Sounded like my car trying to start this morning
"I'm stocked up on nutter butters nigga" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Telling Tom he looks like Louis C.K. in the first five minutes, love Tom's reaction.
Uncle Joey really said nigga and it sounded so normal 😂😂😂
It's easy for any Hispanic to say it, we don't know about the history behind it and it's a fun word to learn in English. I used to say it all the time in high school, never got in trouble for it cause they knew I was saying it like "homie"
1:25:46 joey was speaking to aliens
HAHAHA I want that as my alarm clock, Like a docta!
He's saying words, too! And I'm like, "No you didn't tell me."
Hilarious
MidnightRunner thank you
Lost it!
Your comment = 💀 🤣
Tom “Yeah” Segura
"Yeah, yes, ok, right, mmm hmmm" Tom "Fucking YES man" Segura
So true but he is a legend and watching these two interact is golden
in his defense, I actually do this all the time as well. I do it as a way to let you know I'm paying attention, acknowledging what you're saying.
may seem annoying but whaddya gonna do?
Eric Heddy exactly same
Lmao he said Yeah right as I read this comment
"sounds like a good yelp review"
omg Lee Syatt with the quips over here, he's like a baked andy richter
I don't care if I'm 3 years late that description is fucking perfect
This podcast was the best podcast ever in history. Not this episode but this podcast. Legendary
Nothing better then listening to Joey Diaz lit asf while my sons asleep aha u make my night g
1:49:23 this is the kinda stuff that makes Joey special. He brings out everyone's most conformable side.. The side they only show when they really feel comfortable.
I have never seen Tom laugh that hard in my life.. That was perfect
That was gold! Tom is one of the best Church guests.
im absolutely faded and i always come back to uncle joey to guide me back to comfort and coziness
I miss the church so much 🥺😭😣
This was golden age prime Joey Diaz, nothing beats the Church back in the day.
2:24:46 "it's time for comedians to start opening for ufo" lol he meant UFC
The first 3 seconds of the podcast really set the tone for how great it was gonna be
Joey: "I can see myself stopping smoking weed and just eating it any day".... Two years later almost to the day and still smokin strong! Lol 🤣
I kind of hate people that stop weed
@Austin Batton no I can stop but there's no need
@@BlazRa dude you are addicted. Just use some clonazepam in case the withdrawals are getting to harsh when u stop smoking that satan‘s plant
@@BlazRa says the addict
@@Pineapplesthattalk whatever dude weeds good for you it kills cancer cells and has several other health benefits I've been to jail before I didn't cry because I didn't have weed in there
it's not addictive
Tom asks good questions, he brings the interesting stories out of Joey
Glad Segura could come on and be a proper social worker for Uncle Joey. Just sit back and listen to him talk about himself. Joey’s podcast style is pretty unique in that way
were all here for joey man, lets be honest!!!!
February 1998
Buffalo Funnybone (actually in Amherst) my first open mic. As Joey would say..... I ate a bag of death for 3 minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
8:40 you can hear someone's stomach growling hahaha
🤣🤣🤣
Gotta be unc
It was a fucking fart
"I love u Cocksuckas"- Uncle Joey...And we Love you.
I wonder how bad it stinks in that room with both Joey and that Segura
caveman farting out their diarrhea farts for over 2 hours?
1:04:53 had me on the floor holding my ribs dying😂😂
2 Legends right here
3*
I didn't know Joey used to do coke
news to me
How 😂
Longest yard? Is that a song?
i hope you guys are joking
Heard he was also in Spider-Man 2. Not sure, can someone confirm?
'Whats the movie with Ben Afleck, with him and the six jerk orfs that go to the moon to save the asteroid' ? - Joey Diaz
Ben G how he describes every Affleck movie or space movie.
@ 1:10:10 "What's that movie where Ben Affleck and his six jerkoffs go to the moon to save the asteroid?..."
Tremendous...
I spit up my drink listening to that line. One of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and no one laughed
Another episode of the Church of What Happened.
Anyone notice that the guest becomes the host and Joey D. becomes the guest? Not complaining, just a point of fact.
It's gotta be hard for them when they go onto each others podcasts. I remember one of the times Joe Rogan was on he had to apologize to Lee because he kept giving him orders like he was his guy jaime that works his Podcast The Joe Rogan Expirence.
1:54:52 Joey Drinking water hard af!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂TY
The best opening of a podcast ever. The tushy bidet ad read is a classic
This was a great episode. Need Tom to come back. And Joey hit the right level of high
imagine the sound of lee, tom and bert all laughing and trying to talk at the same time
Tom Segura’s laugh is so contagious. 😂😂😂😂
Who else is still watching this in 2023?❤
we had a problem at the church last night , i would like to apologize to church listeners and to our guest mary for cutting it short , joey again switch my star for a higher dose when i wasn’t looking before the show and i got really high
Lmfao
Joey had too many travel xanax's...it happens. Dont think I didnt see you two nodding off theere
u should change your name to, joey turned on my tushie bidet now my muffler smells like pine cones.
maybe
joey switched my edible now im a giggling jew take 12-14 Benadryl
When CoCo calls Santa a cacksucka a 1:46 into the show you know it’s going to be a tremendous progrum.
I wish all advertisement on TV was made by joey, I would watch them all
Marco there are ads on mafia 3 radio that are hilirais
Diaz barbecued out of his mind is an amazing thing
I often find myself forgetting Lee syatt is even there until I hear his heavy breathing or he giggles about something lmfao
The first 4 minutes made me come back to this video over & over again
19:44 Joey the goat coco diaz in a nutshell
"I don't want you driving at 1am, unless its jesus talking" Joey Diaz.... I can't tell you how much I love these little nuggets of gold . Honestly I should follow this advice
Joey took 13 benadryl and smoked a bunch of weed.
Scruffy Basterd the sex will be worth it !
Just a warning to anybody reading this.. NEVER ABUSE BENADRYL OR ANY OTHER OTC MEDICATION! The "high" isn't worth it, you'll just fuck up your health.. If you really feel the need to get high go smoke a joint or drink a beer.
Cody Green's jeans are low and loose. Have some moose soup. Get a Terminator gun. Fuck off.
You throw these quotes from Your mom's house podcast at me as if I'm saying something bad about Tom or his podcast..I don't understand, all I did was tell people not to abuse Benadryl. Lol.
Mr. Meatballs that is not true, over 200mg depending on your tolerance of course, will start to give a deliriant like effect which is from what I have heard, are some of the worst drugs around.
Never laughed so hard from a hello tushi ad. 😂
The homosexual ice cube fellatio story @ 1:25:41 🤣💀
Love listening to Uncle Joey! 🙌🏿🙌🏿
1:54:48 SAVAGE water bottle swig from Joey 'Coco' Diaz 🚰💧💦🌊
He looked like fucking Peter Pettigrew with that paw sticking out about to turn into a rat.
joeys really stoned to the gills on this one,love it
Take a bong hit/drink every-time Joey says "TREMENDOUS"
*line of yayo
Uncle Joey is the only podcaster that seems to be loved by everyone it’s hard to find a negative comment on a video he’s in
"You're like Johnny Netflix"
I feel like that part where the audio temporarily cuts out is what showed me how baked Joey is
"We would listen to too short and eat nutter butters"😂😂
God, Joey brings out raw Segura. He's a man of many opinions but not as much pure life experience. He knows it and just plays to his strengths. True craftsmen
I love how how Joey just use wrong words and just keep talking and pretend like nothing happened lmao... @ 2:19:00 "...there was a building there that was decapitated..." I think he meant "dilapidated". That's what makes Joey Joey, he don't give a fxck 😂😂😂
Some of his funniest moments are unintentional on his part haha. He just doesn't care and it's hilarious
Stiopic is still the best
"he was sweating profuciously" 😂😂😂
Who’s listening in 2024?
"He was half a momo" still clueless on what it means but I fuckin love it lmao
It's like another way to say retard
It's literally the sound you can picture a retard making just walking around stumbling into things going Momo Momo Momo
"The Longest Yard" is so much more enjoyable after hearing Joey's prison stories.
2:19:27 Joey got me again lmao "There was a building there that was decapitated." Hahahahaha!
🤣
I bet I am the only German dude who listened to every Church episode.
Tom laughing in the introductions was killing me
That is the best intro/ad ever. In any media
Joey "what were we talking about" Diaz
Best Bidet advertisement ever
I like how you can hear joeys stomach in full fucking detail at 8:41
Lol Joey got tears coming out of my eyes thinking about my daughter and I!!! S/0 all the dads !!
Joey stop drinking into the mic. It sounds like the hoover dam let loose.
Some time I drop in just for the Hello Tushy ad from Uncle Joey that jawn kills me every time and Tom just cant contain his laughter does it
Dj Dad mouth in the house. F thee haters, F ALL the haters.
I love when he was telling the jailhouse story but seems to get a text message or something and fades off for a minute mid sentence. Tom’s like “oh.. um…uh” 🤣
I love how Joey starts a sentence and just goes wild on the water. Quite the sound.
2:38:00 Lee died inside with that ‘yeah’
Im laughing so hard watching tom's hand in the bottom left corner lol
1:22:58 The deep wheeze cough is TREMENDOUS 😂❤
Tremanaaaa
@52:30 “I don’t even know the moral of this story” anyone who has had a group yap sesh whilst high can fully understand this moment. I laughed so hard
Lee needs to mute Joey's Mike every time he takes a massive gulp of his drinks lol. I got headphones on so I can pretty much here his digestive tract.
Lol
That's the best thing
Is anybody else getting the introduction to the podcast about half way through this thing? Around the 1:14:00 mark?
Yup