The Church Of What's Happening Now:
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- George Perez, Comedian and actor, seen on the Joe Rogan Experience and host of the, "George Perez Stories" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.
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Recorded live on 11/19/2017.
1:27:25 Uncle Joey falling asleep mid-sentence! lol George picked it up for him
57:30 "got maybe 12 beers.."
"thats okay, for a couple hours.."
"i got no cigarettes"---
---"uuuggghh..." - best moment lol
Check out sonnyjim - buy cocaine not art. It samples this clip. Hmm
They need to make a reality show where lee goes to prison and Joey diaz and George perez do commentary in real time as shit is going down lol
How doesn't this have a thousand likes?
I don't think people could save lee that fast.
hahaaaaha such a dope idea!
I'd watch, lol
Brilliant ! Hahaha
I always love when George is on the podcast. Hearing you guys talk about your drug days and prison days never gets old. It helps remind me why I don’t do all that bullshit anymore.
Exactly bro!im only 24 i got out the game early yet i relate to every mf word bros said
@@marcust2393 i’m 24 as well.Left all of that shit behind me now, but fucking love these stories!
@@Insan731 not yet but I want to :/
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Lmfao and the smile at 1:27:43 is hilarious. You know they looked at each other and died that Joey fell asleep mid-sentence!!
🤣 George just takes over the show when Joey knocks the F out... What a professional haha
😂😂😂
Only a guy like George can get Joey talking for 2 hours straight
1:27:27 we still don't know what the worst thing you ever saw was. HE WENT DEEP
Hahahahahaa im fucking crying dog
1:27:27 joey diaz literally passes out mid-sentence. he was stoned to the GILLS
what do you think this is daycare? shut the fuck up
derty QWERTY42
Just like how alcohol is illegal because of all the people who got alcohol poisoning?
Or is alcohol illegal because of all the drunk drivers killing people on their way home?
Oh wait a minute...alcohol is LEGAL and will NEVER be illegal. Why should it be any different for some pussy ass weed edibles?
1:29:47 Joey comes back strong...snowing in the bathroom
Charlie Alfonso He's always doing that shit.
We're going to lose Diaz pretty soon. Just like Ralphie.
George Perez and Theo Von are the best guests on the Church
and nick turturro
Ryan sickler and greg fitzsimmons are up there too
And ralphie
cause joey feels like he’s 14 again just talking to goofy friends
Nigga speaks facts
Lee "what does that mean" Syatt
1:27:27 Joey thinking about the worst thing he ever saw, he was too deep into his subconscious that he went unconscious
I love how Joey and George try to talk Lee into a life of crime
😂😂😂
Lee's on his way to rob a dunkin' donuts
I was dead “it made the hairs on your head stand up” “he was bald”
Joey: "he was half a mongoloid, but what are you gonna do"
These podcasts with George are the best
Lee has lead the most sheltered life ever!
Duh he's a Jew
I usually cut him slack but he pissed me off this episode
Better than being a lying idiot like George
George "I remember dog" Perez
"I know what you mean dawg"
Joey: WHATS YOUR PROBLEM LEE
Lee: I don't have a problem sir..
We have to protect lee at all cost!😂
I still laugh when lee says “so I’m a homie”😂
Joey passing out and coming back like a soldier ! peace out
Mauricio Gomez wat u mean?.
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Then he goes to the bath room hyped up and whipping his nose?. U thank u on coke?
He even said I think he did some coke off the toilet LMAO wow
he’s back on blow.
The Church of What Happened in 1970-2000
Connor Moriarty haha the church of what happened in boulda
Hahaha ! 😂
1:05:03 best Lee Syatt impression ever
Joan Jones fucking hilarious! I thought it would be Coco but it's George without even trying! Lol
@@drewstand5055 that man moaned lmao
🤣
Ahahaaaa
Soda with sativa hahaha pretty sure Joey meant stevia...but sativa soda wouldn't surprise me!
😂😂😂
Love how Joey was falling asleep mid podcast
When I miss the start of live podcast... then I got to wait and wait forever for the upload... ok, feels like forever
I can't help it I need my uncle Joey ❤️❤️❤️
Nadia 168 that's lee's fault I think he needs a new guy.
shackey129 lee just needs to pull his finger out
I agree new guy for 2017 a hood dude or sombody with personality u just hear Lee saying oh Jesus for no fuckn resons idk somebody tremendous
Joey gettin crunk on a airplane bottle of Bailey's like a gentleman xD
56:04 for everybody who wants to hear the cocaine in water story
What’s Joey talking about at 1:24:35? Pizza rolls, sardines, potato chips AND Staminkia!!!????? 🤣
Lethal combo
@@ALLTimeGamerTroll no doubt 😆
guys , sorry that it takes me 1-3 days to upload a video , i have no idea why
joey switched my edible now im a giggling jew stars of death thats y
joey switched my edible now im a giggling jew that's great bro
You know why!
joey switched my edible now im a giggling jew aka The Christ-Killa!
joey switched my edible now im a giggling jew you are my favorite person on the internet
No he's not on Coke, he probably felt bad that he fell asleep so after the bathroom break he just woke himself up. Who you think you dealing with? Joey Bananas?!
😂😂😂 4:44 4:44
He's definitely still doing it
@@Plactche @1:29:46 Joey comes back from the bathroom and wipes his nose 😂
Umm @@live_wire14
@@Plactchelol same I still do it 2 or 3 times a week but i stopped 14 years ago cawksukkA
George is legit he knows all about the streets and the drug world.
Of course he’s from LA
"I think he went in the bathroom to do a bump off the toilet." Who, Joey?
The biggest mystery of the church
Audio is perfect Lee!
1:47:39 "I dont like orange things in my mouth... - You dont like Cheetos? - I LOVE Cheetos!"
OMFG, classic Lee.
1:05:06 this mf moaned lmao
Perez called out Joey when he said Joey's gone to the washroom to try and do a bump off the toilet seat.
1:23:18 only Lee would think of this gem
Joey is the Godfather of Comedy today!
Sounds like u took some oxy or something lol
I miss the church the best podcast that ever was.
wtf Joey nodding off mid convo lmao 1:27:27
How does Joey Diaz pass away mid sentence, and two minutes later he's telling a new story with the enthusiasm of a 20 year old?
out of pure fear to a heart attack
Like a soldier!!
Show me Lee’s a Jew without telling me Lee’s a Jew lol @ 36.30.
Joey: I made 7k a month plus my car was free
Lee: with insurance?……
George is the only guest ( that I can think off the top of my head. ) that can hang with lee and Joey, big up’s
best joe diaz coke story ever mid way through this podcast 😂
Thats what i like to fucking see. Its 5:18 am in New Mexico, im bout to roll a joint the size of a king kongs finger and tune into the church with good ol Georgie boy
Vic Loccster it's 4:30 over here in Rio hell yeah
349 PM here in gallup smokin ah numba
6:49 down here in Cottonwood
2022 now and looking back on this I miss this
When unc starts doing hand gestures like crazy he's on one🚀🚀🚀😅😅😅💀💀💀
joey diaz has the best stories i could listen to him all day
Much thanks Joey, my family is of the old blood, you make me laugh.
Im pretty new to the diaz ppdcast but still thays as high as ive seen uncle.joey so far
13:30 I'm in tears.
Lee if you’re reading this please take that bong home and take 10 minutes out of your day to clean it the bottom half of that shits straight fucking black 😂 the difference would be unbelievable
Lee's laugh sounds like fucking turkey call ... think about it. Like when he bursts into laughter
KNKY 98! Bouba It's hilarious
47 min in they mention lil peep. Unreal I didn't know much about him at that time either
".... when a Bailey's Irish cream makes you feel like a Cosby victim.." 😂😂
Dang joey got super energized and george notices it too lol "theyre checkin you out"
This is gold!
Theo Von and George Perez need to work with each other . That would be dope
Joey (when I was in Boulder Colorado) Diaz and Lee (I ate 4 edibles) Syatt.
Well dayum, Joey snawtin sheeeit up his nose in the bathroom. We need an official briefing on this issue ASAP.
Pilot to bombardier @ 1:27:27
Joey “What the fuck are we talking about” Diaz
YOU DARE ENTER THIS HOUSE
North Sagecutt for Episode 500
@@Gekokujo76 hahahaha
Great episode and I hope Lee goes to prison.
docstrange2k hahahaha
Copyright strike
docstrange2k tremendous haha
don't say that about him, he's my dad!!!
docstrange2k hahaha
1:00:40 “it’s was gorgeous bro” Legendary Joey Diaz moment
Shoutout to Ookie Spooky and Bob Lalingus for being more important than all of you, put together, week after week.
I didn’t grow up in the streets and I’m shaking my head at Lee! Nice dude, but hard to listen too, sometimes.
Lol I knew this podcast would have the weirdest storys George Perez and Joey Diaz 😄
1:27:20 joey nodding out on 6 cheba chews
I don't mean to sound offensive but lee should consider having his own podcast? Perhaps in time he'll take notes & be ready to join joey diaz.
This is some good content right here Joey
8:40 THE FUCKING HOLIDAY INN! This is why Joey and Lee work together. It's not the same if it was just two old heads talking about this stuff.
The drill story starts at a out 59:00
15:08 me and George both went ohhhhhhhhhh at the same time. Lmao
Damn he nodding off them Xanax at 1:27:33
100%🤣 I’m glad Joey clean off them now. You can tell he was getting fucked up in these old episodes really having a good time lol
This was a cool podcast dude. I enjoyed this one a bunch.
18:21 for a great story 😂
"Detective Diaz" the best!
Joey switched my edibles, now I'm a giggling jew
The fucking bidet advertisement had me crying
Joey took a 30 lmao he was high as shit 46:00
1:58:38
Uncle Joey "I Farted" Diaz
I love Diaz but i really,really would love for him to actually let the quests talk, of course some have nothing interesting to say but still, i think it would make the podcast better in the long run.
Lee would be a fucking Mark in the Joint.
46:33 RIP Peep
Man i can relate to so much to these 2 men there. Its crazy. What I would do to have a table session with Ungle Joey blaze out and have a hustler round table.
This thumbnail looks exactly like the thumbnail when you had joe rogan on.
Im thinking Uncle Joey popped a Niacin lol
I love prison stuffing too thats funny I was just telling my wife and mom about it a couple days ago they're gonna make some...
54:00 😂🤧
56:00 😂😂
55:55
LEE, the "i fake taking stars cause i cheek em but pretend i took as many as uncle joey " syatt.
2018 best podcast
Vinny War head I spit out my drink lmao old. School
Yo coco much love from Kansas coty, missouri. Love the stories but I always seem to be craving cocaine afterwards lol
Ok how long did it really take Uncle Joey to pull out of that one?
I was warming up the paddles over here....STAT!
when Joey says "what were we talkin about?" twice in a 2 minute period lol the wonders of coccaine.