The Church Of What's Happening Now

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt have a certain je ne sais quoi tonight live in studio. Joey ate something new in Oxnard, Joey talks about one of his comedy mentors, and why he thinks about what he was like at 28.
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    Recorded live on 04/24/2017.

Комментарии • 453

  • @jla5832
    @jla5832 3 месяца назад +41

    Who’s here in 2024? I miss the good old days

    • @megaman5k
      @megaman5k 2 месяца назад +3

      I miss myself from 2017.. Long live the church

    • @prash209
      @prash209 28 дней назад +2

      @@megaman5kWhat changed dawg

    • @tokyothedisaster3015
      @tokyothedisaster3015 10 дней назад

      @@prash209 He started doing blow. Crashed that Chevy he had, he's driving a Toyota now. GF gone. Legs blown to shit in a terrorist attack, when he tries to walk straight he pulls right and shit. All types of things.

    • @ravensaregoated4691
      @ravensaregoated4691 2 дня назад

      Jerrys little cutie

  • @TheBruno306
    @TheBruno306 7 лет назад +1025

    Thanks for being my best friends when I'm alone..

    • @Munchman333
      @Munchman333 7 лет назад +97

      i feel you on that, same with listening to joe rogan, aubreys podcasts, and especially duncan.. i feel like im chillin with friends and laughin with them, cool to see someone who thinks the same. :)

    • @weekendnachoz
      @weekendnachoz 7 лет назад +14

      TheBruno306 duncan trussell is the homie

    • @michaelwhyte4069
      @michaelwhyte4069 5 лет назад +14

      @@Gekokujo76 "and dont forget the two best friends swingin between your legs." tremendous LOL!!!

    • @miloongoat
      @miloongoat 5 лет назад +41

      @@Munchman333 im a security guard 12 h shifts work alone at night and i feel the same..peace!!!

    • @mxharescrambler6612
      @mxharescrambler6612 5 лет назад +14

      Same for me in the counter top shop. These dudes keep me going.

  • @Tfwd1891
    @Tfwd1891 3 года назад +42

    These old churches got me by years ago when I had my spinal cord injury n I was bed ridden for months. Walkin on my own two now tho god bless the church ohh shit

    • @RelivingHistory1
      @RelivingHistory1 7 месяцев назад

      I'm going through that right now 😎 thanks for this comment, motivates me

  • @Reginald_Harrison
    @Reginald_Harrison 7 лет назад +104

    Joey: What's hot right now? Pharmaceuticals? Printers?
    Lee: Printers.

  • @MattHDGamer
    @MattHDGamer 7 лет назад +181

    Best Podcast on RUclips :D

    • @Doorito_
      @Doorito_ 6 лет назад +4

      Wtf i watched your videos as a kid, still killing it cocksucka

    • @EdwardBerryy
      @EdwardBerryy 6 лет назад +5

      It's some good shit. I'm hooked. It's had such a impact. I'm motivated to do some cool shit. Look I'm so excited I'm replying to a comment that's a year old 👹👹👹💀

    • @chrisnam1603
      @chrisnam1603 4 года назад +2

      totally best!♥

    • @jcglez9491
      @jcglez9491 3 года назад +1

      You’re a legend for rocking with Coco

    • @abrahamlopez2916
      @abrahamlopez2916 Год назад

      @@EdwardBerryy that’s tremendous

  • @lsvturbo2033
    @lsvturbo2033 4 месяца назад +9

    2024, who else?

  • @Ivanmakebasket
    @Ivanmakebasket 4 года назад +79

    2 years ago but still love going back and listening to old episodes.... THIS PODCAST HELPS ME GO THROUGH MY ROUGH TIMES IN LIFE LOVE YOU GUYS

    • @Igloo_papi
      @Igloo_papi 2 года назад +3

      2 years later and we’re watching again

    • @JoaquinLucero22420
      @JoaquinLucero22420 2 года назад +2

      2 years ago but still love going back and reading this comment…. THIS COMMENT GETS ME THROUGH TOUGH DAYS LOVE YOU IVAN

    • @ryan2814
      @ryan2814 2 года назад

      You you made me Lee into a man we have some shady days coming up I'm still halfway living them but it's all good now Coco

    • @BenzE63
      @BenzE63 8 месяцев назад

      4 year later 😢

  • @TheNWCShow
    @TheNWCShow 2 года назад +107

    It's 2022 and am back here listening to these old podcasts... World seems so different now

    • @Insan731
      @Insan731 Год назад +5

      Me too. Top 1 podcast bro.

    • @TheTrex600ESP
      @TheTrex600ESP Год назад +1

      Me too. Top 1

    • @traviswilson1202
      @traviswilson1202 Год назад

      2023 ya fuckin Mook!

    • @TheNWCShow
      @TheNWCShow Год назад

      @@traviswilson1202 as this was wrote 9 months ago it would have been 2022 fucking idiot

    • @traviswilson1202
      @traviswilson1202 Год назад

      @@TheNWCShow I was referring to myself, Champ

  • @maximd.d
    @maximd.d Год назад +45

    In 2023 with all the craziness in the world Uncle Joey and Lee conversations makes my head straight. Thank you UJ

    • @405Gus
      @405Gus Год назад +1

      yes indeed

  • @bennysbeats6926
    @bennysbeats6926 Год назад +10

    Babymother cheated don't get my daughter to much.. these 2 and mike tyson podcasts literally get me to sleep at night alone .. these guys have no idea

  • @zigzag3035
    @zigzag3035 7 лет назад +17

    I fucking laughed to tears when Lee said he only talks to one dude from high school and Joey said"Oh wow you were a regular bundle of joy" ha,ha take it easy on The Flying Jew

  • @brodyharris7631
    @brodyharris7631 6 лет назад +50

    I've had nightmares with just the sound of Joey chugging water into the mic chasing me

    • @INVERTEDBUKAKI
      @INVERTEDBUKAKI 5 лет назад

      LOLOLOLOLOL

    • @coliimusic
      @coliimusic 4 года назад +1

      This guy wins the comment awards

    • @marcuskif
      @marcuskif 4 года назад

      🤣

    • @toddmorrissey8372
      @toddmorrissey8372 16 дней назад

      Imagine waking up and Joey is just lying next to you, staring at you and noisily chugging water. Oh, he's probably naked under the sheets too.

  • @ZahaOHYES
    @ZahaOHYES 7 лет назад +90

    Just Joey and Lee? I consider that a treat!

  • @jontnoneya3404
    @jontnoneya3404 7 лет назад +15

    It was soo cool to catch this last night. I was so bored surfing the net before bed and suddenly noticed Joey live!! HOLY SHIT!!!
    I can't thank you enough Joey. I have random insomnia and it often sucks but you made last night awesome! Thanks man!

    • @markradalj1801
      @markradalj1801 7 лет назад +3

      Jont Noneya have a couple bongs before bed

  • @LayerCake420
    @LayerCake420 2 года назад +14

    You know when he was done. The bottle went from green to yellow. He'd pee in the bottle. That's a beautiful story Lee. 😂

  • @Nixie1980
    @Nixie1980 7 лет назад +15

    Ooooh shit.... Oooh shit ~

  • @robertoirizarry230
    @robertoirizarry230 2 года назад +22

    Was here when these first aired. And even today while I’m working I sit down with Uncle Joey & Lee to feel like I’m hanging out with a few buddies. His stories are gems 💎

  • @trillsteve3277
    @trillsteve3277 3 года назад +11

    “When black peoples were black people” 😂😂 gotta love Joey Diaz and I’m black too

  • @Chewy_1
    @Chewy_1 7 лет назад +13

    Man lee is 1mg away from never coming back!

  • @brianbarcus5853
    @brianbarcus5853 4 года назад +17

    1:27:09 "Mickey Rickles" -- fucking hilarious! I love when Lee starts that whimpering laugh that makes Joey bust into the "Mutley" wheezing chuckle.

    • @moriyokiri3229
      @moriyokiri3229 2 года назад +1

      RIP Mickey Rickles

    • @anthonygalto4198
      @anthonygalto4198 2 года назад +1

      I noticed I'm starting to do a mini version of Lee's whine before I start into my own laugh. Maybe because I've heard it so many times. But hands down best laugh is Ryan Sickler when joey is destroying him 🤣 😂

    • @collinc101
      @collinc101 Год назад +1

      @@anthonygalto4198 lmao no doubt. In the car that episode sicklers laugh scares my dog lmfao

    • @Jonny_Rotten909
      @Jonny_Rotten909 Год назад +1

      That shit cracks me up too! Its always when hes super high! Lol

  • @187sFinest
    @187sFinest 5 лет назад +5

    28:37 “LEE SYATT YOU DONT KNOW DICK , you think your a private investigator! “. Lmaooo

  • @Spectator182
    @Spectator182 7 лет назад +140

    Snoop Dogg on church will be amazing as fuck

    • @JK-gk5kf
      @JK-gk5kf 7 лет назад +2

      Itachi Uchiha you said "will" why is it happening???

    • @Spectator182
      @Spectator182 7 лет назад +12

      idk man Im baked lol

    • @JK-gk5kf
      @JK-gk5kf 7 лет назад

      Itachi Uchiha loool

    • @martarumae1513
      @martarumae1513 7 лет назад +3

      or Action Bronson

    • @Ninja250ish
      @Ninja250ish 7 лет назад +5

      Holy shit Action with Big Body, Game Ova

  • @Hawnish5
    @Hawnish5 7 лет назад +56

    Joey and Lee should have guests every 3rd-4th show they are the best together.

  • @mjh496
    @mjh496 7 лет назад +8

    Uncle Joey please get some more of those long sleeve Church of What's Happening Now t-shirts on your website, or a new version! Stay black

  • @ManNamedBrUce
    @ManNamedBrUce 7 лет назад +17

    I like when Joey talks about what he's into and bases the show off of it, like his health and jujitsu, but the best podcasts are when Joey gets real and talks about real shit.

  • @CptWhit3y
    @CptWhit3y 7 лет назад +7

    "When black people were black people." lmao.

  • @FreewayKingz
    @FreewayKingz 2 года назад +9

    At first it never really bothered me tbh, but Now it actually is! Uncle Joey is literally a fish out of water! Drinks water loud AF! 😂

    • @texasman1409
      @texasman1409 2 года назад +1

      Yes man, its disgusting... and Lee with the ''chew'' noises... he is so emasculated...

    • @Jonny_Rotten909
      @Jonny_Rotten909 Год назад +1

      Lmfao! I feel yeh! The only thing negative i can say bout the guy.

    • @Supr3me38
      @Supr3me38 Год назад

      All of y’all are fucking weird

  • @L.ATRAFFICNMADNESS
    @L.ATRAFFICNMADNESS 7 лет назад +40

    I really enjoy these podcasts when its just uncle joey and Lee

  • @pmason8511
    @pmason8511 7 лет назад +11

    R.I.P Mickey Rickles

  • @jcarroll7371
    @jcarroll7371 5 лет назад +5

    Stop doubting yourself Lee, u are doing better than 99% of people you're age including me. If u went to your high school reunion u would be the most popular guy there.

  • @anthonyd.6777
    @anthonyd.6777 7 лет назад +15

    Whats that song from the beginning?

    • @D4ni31
      @D4ni31 7 лет назад +5

      you're the one for me by D train

  • @Ash-se6gh
    @Ash-se6gh 7 лет назад +9

    KICK THAT MULE LEE!

  • @c7lee
    @c7lee 2 года назад +1

    @1:48:27 loooool
    Joey “noo I had never told anyone I was going away”
    Also Joey “cause I told her like two nights before (I went away)”

  • @chapelmusic9505
    @chapelmusic9505 7 лет назад +9

    a Cuban sandwich with Lee's tongue pieces and tomatoes ,a slice lizard meat and Joey's fungi toe shaving!

    • @KU-mq4er
      @KU-mq4er 7 лет назад +6

      CHAPEL MUSIC tremendous

  • @bchowmein1711
    @bchowmein1711 6 лет назад +4

    After he finished the Listerine we knew he had finished because the bottle would turn from blue to yellow

  • @quehuvole
    @quehuvole 7 лет назад +32

    It would be super dope if the chat was ON during the podcast

    • @TrueTreeRadioNetwork
      @TrueTreeRadioNetwork 7 лет назад +3

      Joe has no chat, and him and Joey probably talked turkey and that's why Joey canned it. Their mentality is that if you're chatting, you're not paying attention. They want you to pay attention. I think there should be a chat, but they don't.

    • @quehuvole
      @quehuvole 7 лет назад +1

      what better way to pay attention than an interaction

    • @cosmicclayton4399
      @cosmicclayton4399 7 лет назад +2

      It would but it just gets spammed and you can't talk with anyone anyway. This way theres not this annoying chat box with text flying by the whole time. That's my guess why they did it.

    • @bmgag19
      @bmgag19 7 лет назад +4

      Chats are cancer, I can't even stand looking at these comments sometimes but I feel like I have to :/

    • @quehuvole
      @quehuvole 7 лет назад

      I could put these "potcast" like the rest in the background but these is the fucking church I want to confess and say lol

  • @emilioesteves8434
    @emilioesteves8434 7 лет назад +3

    Lee rip that bong till the smoke rolls out your ears and your can't see shit!!!! Love you joey your the shit!!!

  • @the_fishing_corner7031
    @the_fishing_corner7031 Год назад +2

    I love the podcast it's so calming and i alive interning whilw i m working painting drawing qnw doesn't anything reqlly

  • @mrdryw
    @mrdryw 7 месяцев назад +2

    Uncle joey is a rlly good/ rare example of someone who prioritizes passion over drug addiction.

  • @conorbuckley7858
    @conorbuckley7858 Год назад +2

    What is the song 1:30

  • @albertopreciado6696
    @albertopreciado6696 7 лет назад +4

    Oxnard loves you bro, come back whenever.

  • @bradjoneez201
    @bradjoneez201 Год назад +3

    I slapped this in my like list as soon as they started having a boogie at the start😂😂😂😂BIG VIBES

  • @rzieb2694
    @rzieb2694 7 лет назад +4

    I like his stories. Lee should charge Joey for administering Coco's personal therapy sessions.

  • @eaglevision8433
    @eaglevision8433 7 лет назад +15

    Get dan hardy on please 🌎✌️

  • @axllovesslash
    @axllovesslash 7 лет назад +3

    the church should try and get zakk wylde on. i know hes probably busy as fuck i know hes on tour right now but holy fuck hed have some stories and hes a jersey guy

    • @dennisrichards2604
      @dennisrichards2604 7 лет назад +2

      Fuck yea, Zakk Wylde. ive said the same thing before myself...

  • @jsdurha1
    @jsdurha1 Год назад +2

    Watching Again 1/20/2023 #Church

  • @DevinDesc
    @DevinDesc Год назад +2

    hella good motivation right here my bois!

  • @trillsteve3277
    @trillsteve3277 3 года назад +1

    “When black peoples were black people” 😂😂 gotta love Joey Diaz and I’m black too

  • @rolandwight9984
    @rolandwight9984 7 лет назад +1

    Awesome Episode!

  • @titodenino8524
    @titodenino8524 7 лет назад +2

    I'm waiting for uncle Joey to show up at the 711 on magnolia. I've been here 2 days so far

  • @bussysagginfourteeneightyeight
    @bussysagginfourteeneightyeight 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ive thrown my shit across several bathrooms across the state of Florida, from Miami to Daytona, is your city next?

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 4 года назад +1

    ☺💡☺💡😊💡😊💡
    JOEY..
    knows what was the man in Black by others or it cannot by the way he tells it makes me be able to think maybe I can pump my book out but he knows more words than I do like Joe Rogan! Very smart guys and they're all different ways but still. Good to learn from!!!!

  • @chadbelden5770
    @chadbelden5770 8 месяцев назад +1

    Listerine jack. He was well known in downtown Boston. I knew him from the veterans shelter at government center.

  • @dylanrepetto2447
    @dylanrepetto2447 2 года назад +6

    Joey is the king of intros best ad reads I’ve ever heard just tremendous!!

  • @Tylerhatch444
    @Tylerhatch444 Год назад +1

    Needa take a small hit those are the ppl who get allergies put knee pads on😂

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues 6 месяцев назад +2

    joey is very creative

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 7 лет назад +6

    I wanna see Joey N Lee in B-Real's Smokebox

  • @acemanhomer1
    @acemanhomer1 7 лет назад +1

    belief can come at the drop of the hat.....plans change and/or are completely dropped instantly sometimes, all depends on what's up...Lee was onto something in thinking people just run into paths sometimes unplanned or doubted...sometimes it's on a whim or a forced rethinking given your situation suddenly changes or your perception suddenly does.

  • @shawngoodine9645
    @shawngoodine9645 7 лет назад +10

    RIP Mickey Rickles.

  • @docinc1000
    @docinc1000 Год назад +1

    Joey I watched the movie "thief" .... Wow you are right it's a good movie...the ending was sucky .... He was shot and alone man but still a good movie

  • @ylianam.8564
    @ylianam.8564 5 лет назад +2

    Bro this is such a good fucking podcast!

  • @dodgydealings7435
    @dodgydealings7435 7 лет назад +3

    is this the 420 podcast? been waiting on that one...the shit that killed JFK!!

    • @Anonymous-he4lq
      @Anonymous-he4lq 7 лет назад +9

      420 is for gentiles that giggle at SNL

    • @THEJAYMAN212
      @THEJAYMAN212 7 лет назад +1

      I bet you wear a hat with a propeller.

  • @Twisted_utopia
    @Twisted_utopia 5 лет назад +1

    these are better than the ones with guests ..... unless its kate quigley.

  • @mrgman3229
    @mrgman3229 5 лет назад +3

    These are the gems just Lee and Joey

  • @MrMyagi99
    @MrMyagi99 9 месяцев назад +2

    I need a friend like joey… everybody does. Would kill for his life advice.

  • @TrenbolognaSARMich
    @TrenbolognaSARMich 7 лет назад +1

    Lee looks so baked. Lol

  • @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340
    @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340 Год назад +1

    Damm Joey's so on point about "the bosses son" at any fxking job.. lol. And God bless Lee, he ain't seen shhht in life 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jchamp443
    @Jchamp443 5 лет назад +1

    Same way u had cow tongue I had, tricked into it..but it was so good ..I wasn't told till after I ate like 2 or 3 tacos lmaoo too funny . DC to NYC

  • @NoFacePete
    @NoFacePete Год назад +2

    Uncle Joey thank for calming me down when drug withdrawal is too much pleas don’t leave me wo getting a chance to thank you for everything you’ve done for me

  • @OfficialAbsolutionUK
    @OfficialAbsolutionUK 7 лет назад +1

    Can anyone with decent speakers/headphones hear this bass rumble that starts around the hour mark? Cant tell if im just tripping lol

  • @Alpha_Zap2004
    @Alpha_Zap2004 Год назад +1

    Watch ya wallets their pickpocketing people at Coachella 😂

  • @Rickypooh1
    @Rickypooh1 4 года назад +1

    1:27:14 R.I.P. Mickey Rickles😂😂 You gotta love Uncle Joey’s laugh.

  • @skaterguy299
    @skaterguy299 7 лет назад +2

    You're very wise Joey I enjoy the insight.

  • @DropOfHuman
    @DropOfHuman Год назад +1

    Uncle Joey remembers everything except the porn he was selling lmao

  • @davidlaroux4585
    @davidlaroux4585 7 лет назад +3

    START your day off properly !

    • @Sean-kg4hs
      @Sean-kg4hs 6 лет назад

      David LaRoux don’t know what the fuck that means but it’s great !

  • @KAPTAINALEX
    @KAPTAINALEX Месяц назад +1

    Let's talk about the longest yard again........... Zzzzzzzz

  • @williamdavis3079
    @williamdavis3079 7 лет назад +3

    love you uncle joey

  • @LOSKOPROJECTZPODCAST916
    @LOSKOPROJECTZPODCAST916 7 лет назад +2

    Good stuff crazy stories love it!!

  • @Chidgey87
    @Chidgey87 2 года назад +1

    Does help having huge friends totally agree uncle joey

  • @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340
    @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340 Год назад +1

    Damm joey continues to suprise me, how he knows peoples nature

  • @rossrockomurphy2277
    @rossrockomurphy2277 Год назад +1

    2:44 Straight in and Lee is on the defense, Love these podcasts. Hahaha

  • @TheMhankel
    @TheMhankel 7 лет назад +2

    Thank you Joey and Lee for doing what you do!

  • @claytonicnutz
    @claytonicnutz 7 лет назад +1

    Lee the fuckin' base hummmm at an hour in - get it together!!!

  • @RellaMcQuillen
    @RellaMcQuillen 7 лет назад +1

    ahahahahahahahahahshahaha the longer they didnt talk...the harder i laughed... Joey was blitzed

  • @shaungreentree5352
    @shaungreentree5352 Год назад +1

    Crack open the Bible

  • @x7michael
    @x7michael 6 лет назад +1

    Uncle Joey I am a better person when I listen to your wisdom

  • @Drose-md9zs
    @Drose-md9zs 6 месяцев назад +1

    I think it’s a wrap

  • @Drose-md9zs
    @Drose-md9zs 6 месяцев назад +1

    I think it’s a wrap

  • @Fonzwav
    @Fonzwav 10 месяцев назад +1

    6 years ago posted

  • @Reginald_Harrison
    @Reginald_Harrison 7 лет назад +2

    RIP Mickey Rickles

  • @clokoharborarea9258
    @clokoharborarea9258 6 лет назад +1

    *** If we do nothing we are nothing ***

  • @jakob9812
    @jakob9812 5 лет назад +1

    Anyone know the intro song?

  • @reynoso5150
    @reynoso5150 4 года назад +1

    Hell ya oxnard gotta come back bro

  • @user-kd4ks
    @user-kd4ks Год назад +1

    Thanks for making work go by quick

  • @joshmaddux
    @joshmaddux 7 лет назад +1

    Stay black that's what's important

  • @TristanB361.
    @TristanB361. 7 лет назад +1

    anyone know the song at the intro

  • @George.elz9
    @George.elz9 Год назад +1

    What you give out is what you get back 💯💯

  • @Robbie_Bobb
    @Robbie_Bobb 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for being my trip sitters

  • @lpcsm1973
    @lpcsm1973 4 месяца назад

    Just thank you and much love from Tocantins, Brazil. Smoking a number and cleaning the house like a doctah!!!

  • @anthonyfarkas9286
    @anthonyfarkas9286 2 года назад

    Only thing is I can't listen to these shows if I take an Adderall.. the noises made by Joey are just too obnoxious and distracting