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  • Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio talking about why Joey is sick of fear; and how he has learned to combat it in his life. Joey also speaks about a book he was given, "The Art of War for Writers" by James Scott Bell.
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    Recorded live on 07/11/2017.

Комментарии • 246

  • @sethshoot45
    @sethshoot45 7 лет назад +253

    Sometimes the podcasts with just Joey and Lee are the best, I usually get alot out of them

    • @Eric-pd2bl
      @Eric-pd2bl 7 лет назад +23

      you're not wrong, the zen of joey diaz comes out more when he doesn't have to worry about the guest

    • @christianneal7134
      @christianneal7134 7 лет назад +19

      I love when it's just Joey and Lee chillin. It's great when Lee actually opens up about his personal life on the podcast.

    • @connplayer22
      @connplayer22 7 лет назад +4

      They're the best

    • @sacramentofoodforest
      @sacramentofoodforest 7 лет назад +3

      Seth S agree.

    • @grantberdell4872
      @grantberdell4872 3 года назад

      FACTS

  • @WishDistance
    @WishDistance 7 лет назад +137

    Upload the Pauly shore episode uncle Joey give the people what they want.

  • @anthonystovel5903
    @anthonystovel5903 6 лет назад +5

    "there's no pay off in worry"- Wise words from Joey Diaz

  • @luisattack
    @luisattack 2 года назад +37

    Coming back to these old classics as AMAZING as they are I’m glad to see both these guys doing so well today!!

  • @NobodysGh0sT
    @NobodysGh0sT 7 лет назад +60

    I can't think of nothing better than watching the Church smoking some White Dog 32% THC and relaxing on my birthday. Uncle Joey & Lee you guys helped make my birthday great!
    Thanks guys!

    • @javiiv31
      @javiiv31 7 лет назад +1

      John Johann happy birthday bro

    • @pwfortner
      @pwfortner 7 лет назад +2

      John Johann happy birthday! Powder those balls!

    • @thenightowl3042
      @thenightowl3042 7 лет назад +3

      happy birthday brother,hope you woke up with a big heart and big balls to start your day

    • @LGRW313
      @LGRW313 7 лет назад +3

      It's a day late but who gives a fuck, happy belated birthday! Hope you celebrated like a docta!

  • @TrevorJohnson.
    @TrevorJohnson. 7 лет назад +64

    I cherish these episodes. Just Joey and Lee.

  • @alexvoskanian3265
    @alexvoskanian3265 7 лет назад +33

    1:33:00 might be the best moment ever on The Church

    • @hectorcastillo4660
      @hectorcastillo4660 3 года назад +3

      You gotta play that part at half speed

    • @mrholmesly
      @mrholmesly Год назад +1

      That was a tremendous dark corner! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @tomino133
    @tomino133 7 лет назад +16

    Only uncle Joey can be discussing a serious topic and rip an incredible fart right in the middle of it.

  • @kennedycrevoiserat7095
    @kennedycrevoiserat7095 7 лет назад

    I dont doubt myself or resist myself and im glad. I learned early what I truly want to be and im only 20 now so all i got is time to perfect myself and learn new tricks

  • @presenceofmind5748
    @presenceofmind5748 7 лет назад +11

    i love when Lee moans when joey starts getting intense lol

  • @franknstein420
    @franknstein420 7 лет назад +68

    get nick diaz on the church!!!!

    • @Reginald_Harrison
      @Reginald_Harrison 7 лет назад +7

      julian francos. Fuck Nick. He's too fucking serious all the time.

    • @dominiksubotic3014
      @dominiksubotic3014 7 лет назад +4

      nate would be a better choice

    • @jayjiggi363
      @jayjiggi363 7 лет назад

      julian francos Get both, nate and nick

    • @tuctown24
      @tuctown24 5 лет назад

      That would be a awful podcast. Smh

  • @bigyosh4875
    @bigyosh4875 4 года назад +5

    1:33:32 I've finally found it, jack.

  • @jeffclement2468
    @jeffclement2468 Год назад

    I can relate right from the gate here. Re:fear. Things are almost never as bad as you think they're gonna be.

  • @garrickrowan9905
    @garrickrowan9905 7 лет назад +8

    I would love to see a video of big bad Joey playing with 6 cats.

  • @mikejones3560
    @mikejones3560 7 лет назад +9

    "Commitment is the cousin to preparation" -Uncle Joey, CHURCH!

  • @hellboy6661234
    @hellboy6661234 Год назад

    Uncle joey never apologize about your topics man we here to hear youuu out man we love you stay black man love yoy

  • @Chewy_1
    @Chewy_1 7 лет назад +5

    Some of my favorite episodes consist of Joey and The flying Jew. I appreciate you guys thanks for the smiles I get every time I hit play!

  • @mrs.georgeglass3997
    @mrs.georgeglass3997 Год назад

    Jonathan livingstone seagull is a great freaking book! For 90 pages of awesome! ❤

  • @Camman2435
    @Camman2435 7 лет назад +2

    Joey farted at 1:33:37.. like a doctah!

  • @traviss3478
    @traviss3478 7 лет назад +3

    1:33:31 You never know what will happen with in the church lmao

  • @ThePhoneBook123ABC
    @ThePhoneBook123ABC 7 лет назад +2

    1:33:36 you're welcome

  • @johnmcclellan9020
    @johnmcclellan9020 3 года назад +4

    Just Joey and Lee were always the best podcasts. There was a lot of love.

  • @mopster24
    @mopster24 7 лет назад +4

    lmao 1h 33min had me crying laughing

  • @josephpaez7246
    @josephpaez7246 7 лет назад +7

    Joey Diaz farts at 1:33:30 your welcome 😉👍🍑💨

  • @c-moore4826
    @c-moore4826 3 года назад

    Love you guys

  • @666smokeymcpot
    @666smokeymcpot 7 лет назад +6

    yo dudes big time listener big up to uncle Joey and the flying Jew Lee, man after watching all the light weights you've had on the last few podcasts thought I eat 500mg neat oil in 1 hahaha you boys know how to live hahaha 😏😏😏 a shout out would be sweet Charlie Borland from merry old England 😂😂😂 haha need some of those stars man 😉have a good 1 peace 😁😁😁

    • @getfitwithme8405
      @getfitwithme8405 7 лет назад

      Charlie Borland these guys on that 12 piece

    • @666smokeymcpot
      @666smokeymcpot 7 лет назад

      GetFit WithMe 12 peace ??

    • @getfitwithme8405
      @getfitwithme8405 7 лет назад +2

      Charlie Borland 12 pieces of deathstars

    • @666smokeymcpot
      @666smokeymcpot 7 лет назад

      well that was my first edabal experience and was high as fuck 😂😂 I need a 12 peace 😀

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x 7 лет назад +1

      Lee is, meanwhile Uncle Joey does some Hoe shit fake eating them sometimes. But that can be expected from a salesman like Joey

  • @brianbarcus5853
    @brianbarcus5853 4 года назад +2

    Joey: "The War of Art" - He's funny even when he's not trying to be!

    • @laterkijken6423
      @laterkijken6423 2 года назад

      thats a actual, different, book. not like orange is the new purple

  • @5eurocups2005
    @5eurocups2005 7 лет назад +2

    Nice to hear you talk about Michael Mann, he is the master of crime movies, Thief is one of the greatest crime movies of all time and so is Heat, he didn't just write one episode of Miami Vice he was the executive producer - he produced the show, created the style and everything. Crime Story was a show he created as well. Thief (1981)-Manhunter(1986)The Last of the Mohicans(1992)Heat(1995)The Insider(1999)Collateral(2004) All great movies.
    Manhunter in my opinion is the most realistic serial killer movie ever, a masterpiece.

  • @kcchurchofterps3644
    @kcchurchofterps3644 7 лет назад +3

    Love the church always watching bringing great music and laughs back in my life!!

  • @amirdriv3r
    @amirdriv3r 8 месяцев назад +1

    Joey, You might not know but still in 2024, you keep me connected to life, like a true Uncle, god bless you man! From Middle East with Heart and Balls, Fuck them!!

  • @donluchitti
    @donluchitti 7 лет назад +2

    Wasn't Joey just bashing Groupons a few podcasts ago? Now he's using it? lol

    • @drubennett1592
      @drubennett1592 3 года назад

      Bashing the people that use group-on

  • @NEWARK767
    @NEWARK767 3 года назад +2

    1:33:36 is The Best moment in Podcast History! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

  • @thomasgray7991
    @thomasgray7991 7 лет назад +1

    Holy shit.!!.that room must smell like a fukin stable at Philly Park.. Make a pony proud

  • @jeffgenna2346
    @jeffgenna2346 7 лет назад +7

    Get Nick Diaz on this bitch!!!

  • @NobodysGh0sT
    @NobodysGh0sT 7 лет назад +1

    Lee, I don't think you can be mean online. Every time I've ever sent you a tweet about a podcast you've always been nothing but a gentleman to me. Same with Joey.

  • @Prod_D
    @Prod_D 7 лет назад

    When the audio clears. 🙂

  • @kennethbenson7259
    @kennethbenson7259 Год назад

    Every time Jamie says something that Joey says. Joey goes no no not like that he just disagrees with them that’s funny lol

  • @kraftmayo
    @kraftmayo 2 года назад +1

    Why does the music always fade in and out? Is that 2 stop copyright shit?

  • @williamdavison2805
    @williamdavison2805 5 лет назад +1

    Joey diaz’s stories and explanations to Lee Syatt’s questions are so much clearer to understand when stoned. Wtf how is that?

  • @spikentheneck629
    @spikentheneck629 4 года назад +1

    No mules were harmed in the making of the church! 😂🔫

  • @Zack-uw4jk
    @Zack-uw4jk 3 года назад +1

    I will never be able to get over the way that uncle joey crinkles his bottle and slugs down the water haha

  • @ryanmaclachlan7087
    @ryanmaclachlan7087 7 лет назад +5

    God damn Joey, 34:50 hit me. I've been afraid of giving up my little party. Giving years to the fear of failure. Very helpful words.

  • @tonelocterror
    @tonelocterror 7 лет назад +9

    Who else actually saw the Pauly Shore LIVE feed, lol? Pauly was losing his shit saying "NO! STOP TALKING! I CAN'T MAKE SENTENCES!!!".... Meanwhile Joey's trying to convince him to eat the other half, lololol.... Was good while it lasted!

    • @capnmatt3230
      @capnmatt3230 7 лет назад +1

      High-Tone Sonofabitch "What have you been up to?"
      "I've been going to the asian bathhouse."

    • @j-dawg9893
      @j-dawg9893 7 лет назад +1

      High-Tone Sonofabitch yeah when I tuned in he was freaking out about the cameras bein on him tremendous😄

    • @Sjoerd2212
      @Sjoerd2212 7 лет назад +1

      yeah i saw it live. pretty epic! i thought when he stood up to open the door, he wasn't coming back! hahaha

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x 7 лет назад +1

      Lol uncle Joey's always doing that shit. He's on a roll, that's like the third soldier that dropped due to the Stars recently.

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x 7 лет назад +1

      But I will say kinda wack Uncle Joey always is convincing Lee to eat more, yet fakes like he's also eating them too. Some Hoe shit

  • @coreypoulson2215
    @coreypoulson2215 7 лет назад +1

    Been waiting all week for the Paul shore ep just to find out they aren't releasing it :,(

  • @elyeyi369
    @elyeyi369 7 лет назад +1

    I can't wait to see uncle Joey in San Francisco on August 11 ...! church bitches !!!!!

  • @outdoorlife9410
    @outdoorlife9410 Год назад +1

    That first fart had some pressure on it . Tremendous

  • @WipeDownRico
    @WipeDownRico 7 лет назад +1

    Post the Pauly Shore podcast you momos

  • @T-19-
    @T-19- 2 года назад +1

    I’ve just wrote my first few sentences in my diary, this is my first ever time doing this and I got a bit emotional. Inspired by Joey.

  • @FBarbarian
    @FBarbarian 2 года назад +1

    I''ve listened to hundreds of hours of this podcast and I just noticed the very short, but super useful descriptions lee put under each video. Lee if you see this - thank you!

  • @DarkWingNuck
    @DarkWingNuck 7 лет назад +1

    i would pay top dollar to see joey fart in lees face right after he gives him a bong hit.

  • @CampaignColinBambury
    @CampaignColinBambury 7 лет назад +1

    Just Joey and Lee will always be the best podcasts. Just an "Uncle" giving his "Nephew" the most entertaining advice possible. Love it. I feel like I learn a lot about managing anxiety and growing up from Lee's questions to Joey.

  • @TheOnlyShadowWarrior
    @TheOnlyShadowWarrior 7 лет назад +1

    1:33:35 thank me later

  • @arnoldshwartzecat7519
    @arnoldshwartzecat7519 7 лет назад +1

    The art of war, approved by Joe "HGH head" Rogan.

  • @bio-plasmictoad5311
    @bio-plasmictoad5311 7 лет назад +1

    "What's it like reading high" ffs Lee it doesn't take that much of a stretch of the mind to work that out haha.

  • @nocontrol628
    @nocontrol628 7 лет назад +1

    Just got back from seeing Uncle Joey in St.Louis, PHENOMENAL!

  • @capitolc4430
    @capitolc4430 Год назад

    I WRITE AND OR GO LIVE ABOUT MY DREAMS 1ST THING WHEN I WAKE UP^ WHEN MY MIND WORKS THE BEST ALWAYS WRITE IN THE MOURNINGS IN JAIL OR REHAB N IT STUCK WITH ME IN THE WORLD 💥💯 #yOunG 🌞🌵🚌💨 #yOunG ©️👻💲

  • @NextGenBtz830ne
    @NextGenBtz830ne 3 года назад +1

    1:33:22
    Funniest part of the podcast

  • @troythegardener
    @troythegardener 2 года назад +2

    1:33:33 oh my god 😂😂

  • @ChasingTheDream87
    @ChasingTheDream87 2 года назад

    1:33:35 you're welcome

  • @goadsaid3335
    @goadsaid3335 7 лет назад

    Joey Diaz... You are a fuckin pimp. Lee... You're are pimp as well. Fuck the haterz.
    I get A LOT out of these podcasts because (1) Joey is a social scientist low key and (2) Lee asks the right questions.

  • @xmikex902x
    @xmikex902x 7 лет назад

    When Joey ripped that monster fart 😆😆😆😆😭 imagine how smelly that asshole is. Then Lee has to be Lee and ask a dumb ass question, whether or not Diaz still finds farts funny, after Joey just got done laughing his ass off doing it

  • @Emnotreal123
    @Emnotreal123 5 месяцев назад

    Thank You Uncle Joey for answering Lee about The difference Between Fear & Doubt. At 53 I still Struggle🙄
    Love U Brothers

  • @AppalachianCryptidDoge
    @AppalachianCryptidDoge 3 года назад +1

    1:33:36 best advice you'll ever hear from uncle Joey

  • @onraj9mm
    @onraj9mm 4 года назад +1

    "backwards and frontwards"

  • @bb-op1mu
    @bb-op1mu 7 лет назад +2

    lee the type of guy to write down yout number plate when you run a red light

  • @thestinkiestpp1894
    @thestinkiestpp1894 Год назад

    did they listen to Telephone by ELO during this podcast? not the song at the beginning but like towards the end? i was asleep and dreamt of the song while listening to this podcast. but i was having the worst dreams to this podcast. 😣

  • @mikemendillo5584
    @mikemendillo5584 6 лет назад

    I want Uncle Joe to throw Lee around the room a little, get him in a headlock & execute some Korean Nuggies on his bald head,,,, just saying,,, :)

  • @leviguise6411
    @leviguise6411 3 года назад

    Watching this is 2021... Jesus christ look how fucked up Lee is :) 😃. Joey gave him a tough day of training on this day with the edibles

  • @nyrugger4life
    @nyrugger4life 7 лет назад

    Joey you wrote your book on a website??? Love you buddy but total momo move! you didn't even print it? Check out google docs, but always save a copy on your personal computer

  • @threepuffpass2155
    @threepuffpass2155 7 лет назад

    lee. Joey is your battle. u gonna have 2 man up and tell him no. it will make it more fun 2 watch u grow in2 a man/badsss right in front of our eyes.its y he was put in your life. I no he does a lot 4 u man but when it's time it's time.

  • @phillipchavez1321
    @phillipchavez1321 9 месяцев назад

    📝
    1:08:41-1:13:40 when you should stop reading a book
    1:13:40-1:15:49 learning to take your mind out of [the] bullshit

  • @sacramentofoodforest
    @sacramentofoodforest 7 лет назад

    Rolling up some Alaskan Thunder Fuck, and watching the Church. Nothing better.

  • @cain2kill
    @cain2kill 7 лет назад +4

    Joey you have no idea how fast your book will sell. I wish you the best, were all your gumbas

  • @carsonn4837
    @carsonn4837 2 года назад

    The Host and Co Host

  • @boofessor8668
    @boofessor8668 7 лет назад +9

    Thank you uncle Joey and Lee, needed this motivation in my life. Easy to feel like I'm the only person who struggles with doubt and anxiety. But knowing I can overcome really makes a difference.

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 7 лет назад +2

    where's 496 and 497? Goddammit Lee you need some pointers from young jamie

    • @tonelocterror
      @tonelocterror 7 лет назад

      Chris Rodriguez pauly shore lost his shit eating half a star

    • @SuspiciousGanymede
      @SuspiciousGanymede 7 лет назад +1

      Gore Fiend i never got to see that episode. if its true then sarah tianna was a savage and hes not.

    • @tonelocterror
      @tonelocterror 7 лет назад

      Chris Rodriguez you're totally right!!!!

    • @ThizzDiggs
      @ThizzDiggs 6 лет назад

      Fuck jamie

  • @steve3011
    @steve3011 7 лет назад

    look at that ashtray... look at that fuckin ashtray... it's BEAUTIFUL

  • @alcaholic640
    @alcaholic640 7 лет назад +1

    good content for self help uncle joey

  • @swiftkck
    @swiftkck 7 лет назад +1

    These podcasts are my favourite!

  • @Gekokujo76
    @Gekokujo76 7 лет назад

    Ive been on Lindelin trying to get a Jiu Jitsu match against Jocko WIllink and Lee Syatt. Joey hasnt been checking his Linkdelin profile, but Jocko is ready to go. Lee has competed in BJJ before and he weighs the same as Jocko....training can only get you so far, sometimes you've got to compete. Have Joey get at me and we can figure out if the boys want to wear a gi, want to allow groin strikes, or if they want Jocko and Lee to wrap their hands with resin and broken glass like we did in the old days.

  • @nazirar7182
    @nazirar7182 Год назад

    Can't wait Uncle Joey gets his Jujutsu black belt.

  • @goldenstatekilla4915
    @goldenstatekilla4915 4 года назад

    Read the black hand about boxer former Mexican mafia member

  • @Mistergorehound
    @Mistergorehound 7 лет назад +1

    1:33:33

  • @johnmozzocco628
    @johnmozzocco628 7 лет назад

    Did Joey have a double pipe classic at 55:50?

  • @jakeenan
    @jakeenan 7 лет назад

    That fart sounded like a bottle of champagne being popped on the 4th of July.......UNCLE JOEY!

  • @TomRoyce
    @TomRoyce 7 лет назад

    Read the Donald Hamilton "Matt Helm" series. Written from the 60s to the 80s about a no BS government assassin. Right up your alley. Fast reads, quick and well written dialog about an old school guy.

  • @ontheswitcht2144
    @ontheswitcht2144 7 лет назад +1

    One of the realest alive!

  • @Muneeb842
    @Muneeb842 7 лет назад

    Hahaha " He who live in a glass house, throw the first stone". Joey motherfucking Diaz ladies and gents !

  • @Bob17690
    @Bob17690 2 года назад

    1:17:35 is basically me at the moment but I will get out of this, I’ll look back at this comment one day and I’ll be happy with where I’m at

  • @kerw1n561
    @kerw1n561 3 года назад +1

    8:24 - 9:15

  • @danofresh799
    @danofresh799 7 лет назад

    What's the song for the opening?fucking banger

  • @tylerbarnes1201
    @tylerbarnes1201 7 лет назад

    great bbq in St.louis. best place is probably 3Bay bbq. its at a gas station so its weird, but its the best bbq in the Midwest.

  • @Johnson11c
    @Johnson11c 2 года назад

    It's like a father and son honestly. They mess with each other but they are there for one another and help each other. That's how a good relationship works!

  • @porkrolleggNcheese1
    @porkrolleggNcheese1 7 лет назад

    "Underwater Biologist" uh...compared to a Surfacewater Biologist? 😂

  • @stefmartin120
    @stefmartin120 7 лет назад +1

    I loved this one !!!

  • @wiaamyoukhana5287
    @wiaamyoukhana5287 2 года назад +1

    Good show

  • @peronakov7663
    @peronakov7663 7 лет назад

    English is not my first language and I can't understand Sayat what is saying

  • @getfitwithme8405
    @getfitwithme8405 7 лет назад +1

    Going deeep!

  • @ImHelpingMen
    @ImHelpingMen Год назад

    I love how Lee mentioned Draft kings here and now Joey is partnered with them

  • @redbloodedamericanman
    @redbloodedamericanman 2 года назад

    12:30 lee is scared just sitting in that chair…