The Church Of What's Happening Now:

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • Kate Quigley, Comedian, actress, and host of the "#DateFails: Podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
    This podcast is brought to you by:
    Hellotushy.com - Go to Hellotushy.com/church for 10% off of your order and stop using nasty toilet paper forever!
    Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a 10% discount at checkout.
    Recorded live on 12/19/17

Комментарии • 705

  • @jakejuntilla1752
    @jakejuntilla1752 4 года назад +82

    Lee is like the person you always want to protect. Such a wholesome guy

  • @danf8047
    @danf8047 6 лет назад +108

    I can totally understand how Tom Segura almost got hospitalized laughing because of Joey Diaz.

  • @lukewoodworth2101
    @lukewoodworth2101 Месяц назад +5

    Watching all of kate quigley's church appearances the last couple of days, she's a great church guest

  • @plutoeconomics9614
    @plutoeconomics9614 3 года назад +37

    I could listen to Joey Diaz talk all day. He tells unbelievably amazing story.

    • @surfinsilver
      @surfinsilver 3 года назад +4

      Yes he does! I been discovering soooo many podcasts that I wasn’t able to enjoy until now!

  • @lumbago784
    @lumbago784 6 лет назад +38

    1:00:45 when they pan to Joey after she's talking about the blood bag. I nearly died laughing at his reaction. Amazing. Kate is so beautiful too.

  • @effubishihateyou
    @effubishihateyou 6 лет назад +179

    1:15:02 T R E M E N D O U Z

  • @johnnyron9025
    @johnnyron9025 6 лет назад +45

    i laughed so fucking hard at 1:12:00 i had to get off the treadmill when i was running

  • @Danny-yb9ms
    @Danny-yb9ms 6 лет назад +27

    Jesus christ. Ive been watching JRE forever but ive never bothered to try this. Id seen the episode with Joe but never watched any others. Im in tears! fuck this is amazing!

    • @JoseMunoz-kc5me
      @JoseMunoz-kc5me Год назад

      Joe rogan great podcaster joey diaz great comedian that does podcast.

  • @liamyoung459
    @liamyoung459 6 лет назад +11

    Joey much love from here in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. I listen to you everyday and watch the periscopes and you are the only one why am stilling moving. What an inspiration!!

  • @atatkfighter
    @atatkfighter 6 лет назад +7

    Always love when Kate stops by.

  • @Flerg3
    @Flerg3 6 лет назад +137

    1:12:08 i'm in tears

    • @Godisazilla
      @Godisazilla 6 лет назад

      Flerg3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOURE RIGHT

    • @G..S
      @G..S 6 лет назад +7

      U have to be a gentleman tho

    • @slipknuts
      @slipknuts 6 лет назад +10

      Jesus Christ that was the funniest shit and Lee’s laugh was percect

    • @chrisfrombp
      @chrisfrombp 6 лет назад +1

      Flerg3 oh my god I lost my shit.

    • @Juanpablo-lv1wg
      @Juanpablo-lv1wg 6 лет назад +5

      1:12:16 when he starts laughing like a bat 😂😂

  • @CharmCityMagic
    @CharmCityMagic 4 года назад +11

    1:20:50 was that Kate’s fart echoing in the back ground good lord! LMAO

  • @pana1129
    @pana1129 6 лет назад +9

    I love Joey Diaz! Joey, thank you for being such a source of entertainment for me!

  • @Yoshiling
    @Yoshiling 6 лет назад +14

    2:43 - "If you look up f*ing Pontius Pilate, he looks a little bit like Lee." - Joey Diaz, 2017

  • @derekcullin357
    @derekcullin357 3 года назад +17

    57:27 - "I was still high from the amnesia" 😂 lol Not the anesthesia 😂 🤦🏽‍♂️ Even his mistakes are funny

  • @bobbyj3245
    @bobbyj3245 6 лет назад +13

    Kate you are a Church OG. We love ya!

  • @TimeWatch5
    @TimeWatch5 3 года назад +22

    Watching this bad boy again while my momma cook new years dinner.

  • @EddyB-pu3hy
    @EddyB-pu3hy 4 месяца назад +2

    These episodes are definitely classics 👌 ✌🏽

  • @bottle6969
    @bottle6969 6 лет назад +39

    1:00:42 Lee's laugh sounds like the pillsberry dough boy

  • @HumanGorillaHormone
    @HumanGorillaHormone 6 лет назад +200

    Possibly the greatest moment in podcast history from 1:11:25 to 1:17:40 hahahaha

    • @Juanpablo-lv1wg
      @Juanpablo-lv1wg 6 лет назад +33

      Two finger louie lol

    • @TheDJDiggz
      @TheDJDiggz 6 лет назад +14

      I bet Kate is slurping soaking wet

    • @dannyphantom5758
      @dannyphantom5758 6 лет назад +2

      Bruh she said she want the pussy of a 15 yr old WTF that's foul.

    • @HumanGorillaHormone
      @HumanGorillaHormone 6 лет назад +26

      Danny phantom makes sense really....ur not gunna get any more pure than when ur untouched like a 15 year old.
      Shes not talking about fucking a 15 year old.
      People are soo sensitive these days.
      Also shes a comedian.
      Aaaand if you watched this whole episode and that was the thing you decided to take offense to...lol something is wrong with YOU jack

    • @andrewbarker5116
      @andrewbarker5116 6 лет назад +1

      I would never pop it in ya ass just cause it’s sittin there.

  • @agentfernandez1473
    @agentfernandez1473 2 года назад +9

    one of the best episodes ever lol Joey sounds like an old Diesel cold starting

  • @notgoingdownwithoutafight1606
    @notgoingdownwithoutafight1606 6 лет назад +3

    First contact with the tremendously funny Kate Quigley! She has a great banter and, really good timing

  • @CoolKennedy
    @CoolKennedy Год назад +5

    Joey Diaz: “I was on a game show, where you go out to dinner wit ya husband and we burglarize your house” 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @MenofRenowndiscussions
      @MenofRenowndiscussions 9 дней назад

      I remember that show 😂😂😂😂 then at the end they make your home safe

  • @Vickmeister
    @Vickmeister 6 лет назад +5

    Most likely the best Church episode of all time

  • @bdmoy1830
    @bdmoy1830 Год назад +7

    This is my personal favorite funniest episode

  • @HolyGuacamole2173
    @HolyGuacamole2173 6 лет назад +34

    1:17:00 Lee Tremendous

  • @little.wing.
    @little.wing. 6 лет назад +10

    14:46 Lee's "nice" killed me xD

  • @ryanmac4343
    @ryanmac4343 3 года назад +2

    I love Joey's take on movies...I will be in to all 4500 episodes of fast and the furious...my wife will come in and say" what's on for real?" Breaks my heart bcuz I feel like I am a member of rhe Torretto family every time I watch.

  • @bigodetexas
    @bigodetexas 6 лет назад +127

    When Lee gets high he looks like the poster boy for down syndrome

  • @shaunengle
    @shaunengle Год назад +1

    I remember my first Christmas outta Jersey too! Much love from South Jersey Uncle Joey & Lee !

  • @troubledchampions
    @troubledchampions 6 лет назад +75

    She's changing flavors

  • @HumanGorillaHormone
    @HumanGorillaHormone 6 лет назад +50

    Bobby Lee dated Kate Quigley ?!?! oooooooohhhh my god! That goes to show just how many points a sense of humor will gain you..wow. Good for him.

    • @wakisiffredi9193
      @wakisiffredi9193 6 лет назад +17

      Bobby Lee is a gangsta

    • @someguy2775
      @someguy2775 6 лет назад +18

      Bobby did well for himself but lets not get it twisted. Kate is a 6 in makeup, at best.

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 6 лет назад +11

      Have you seen his current gal? She's way hotter than kate.

    • @taheemlewis7627
      @taheemlewis7627 5 лет назад

      Giant dick

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 4 года назад +3

      You need more self.esteem..Cause if you see a whoah like Kate as something 'high levelled' then I truly, truly feel sorry for you man.
      Damn... now you made me all sad and shit.

  • @willcool24
    @willcool24 Год назад +6

    Yooo this was hilarious 😂 😃 she vibes great with thees 2. Omg classic 🤣😅😅😅

  • @art_by_ngl7128
    @art_by_ngl7128 6 лет назад +8

    " The uncle that died made stuffing... " - tio coco ahahahahahah !!!

  • @NRLsuperstar8
    @NRLsuperstar8 6 лет назад +76

    Joey " I was still high from the amnesia " Diaz

    • @lukew2194
      @lukew2194 6 лет назад +2

      That's why we love him.

    • @DrFeelgoodDMZ
      @DrFeelgoodDMZ 6 лет назад +2

      I was dying when he said that lmfao

    • @dmcdevitt8
      @dmcdevitt8 3 года назад

      He reminds me so much of my old man, like "alltimers"

  • @robertkigozi7171
    @robertkigozi7171 9 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve re-visited this ‘gentlemen’ part way to many times for a stupid laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jon_killa
    @jon_killa 6 лет назад +28

    Bobby lee is ridiculous for breaking up for Kate for not liking star wars😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @ahardcorejedi2968
    @ahardcorejedi2968 6 лет назад +109

    if you close your eyes Lee sounds like a depressed morty.

  • @kramco.5984
    @kramco.5984 Год назад +5

    ...I have tons of polo shirts 🤣

  • @paullombard00
    @paullombard00 5 лет назад +6

    I'm starting to love Lee's reactions to the punchlines ! 😂

  • @Smileyson58
    @Smileyson58 6 лет назад +12

    Great uploads lee 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼😘

  • @vteknique
    @vteknique 6 лет назад +60

    Joey looks healthier 💎

    • @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God
      @Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God 6 лет назад +3

      umm I want to agree with you but black is slimming you momo

    • @ExploitMage
      @ExploitMage 6 лет назад

      thats the mushrooms they brought his health back for a 180 for a few hours

    • @jessewhite1679
      @jessewhite1679 6 лет назад

      *Like a Soldier*

    • @mrpink3630
      @mrpink3630 6 лет назад +2

      i really hope so. we aint tryna lose him....2018 you better check your bitch ass self we keepin joey diaz for a couple more.

    • @Burning_Babylon
      @Burning_Babylon 6 лет назад

      Miami was once a cool place, now its a disgrace

  • @reevesbrown1416
    @reevesbrown1416 Год назад +3

    I forget how crazy this episode was 🤣

  • @mikemendillo5584
    @mikemendillo5584 6 лет назад +3

    Uncle Joey is rubbing his head thinking, oh my god, if I she was only around in 1983 in Boulder and I had an ounce of blow on me !!!! Haha!!! ;)

  • @lloydbradly307
    @lloydbradly307 4 года назад +4

    THEY CAN SMELL THE DINGLE BERRY THROUGH THE SCREEN!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jessewhite1679
    @jessewhite1679 6 лет назад +1

    that first 10mins i 100% agree with kate random gifts waaaay better then holidays with all the stress.

  • @x7michael
    @x7michael 6 лет назад +2

    Uncle Joey, lee, and Kate have a safe holidays and I look forward to your upcoming Podcast...... I am always feeling better after watching your podcast 2 hours. Glenn maldonado

  • @shamusobi2748
    @shamusobi2748 4 года назад +2

    This is the only podcast where the guest listens to the host.

  • @SkandalouzStyle
    @SkandalouzStyle 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:16:00 I love it when Joey terrorizes Kate lol

  • @habibiranch
    @habibiranch 6 лет назад +2

    You the best Joey. Dont ever quit being real. I hope your Christmas was great.

  • @davidjeffrey5902
    @davidjeffrey5902 4 года назад +7

    1:12:16 THE NOISE💀💀

  • @jaelsonnen5750
    @jaelsonnen5750 6 лет назад +3

    I think I just Quigleyed in my pants.

  • @reper7115
    @reper7115 6 лет назад +6

    WHAT'S UP KAAAATE! as soon as I saw you were on the podcast, I had to see it. Great episodes when you come on. Very funny.

  • @savagej7087
    @savagej7087 6 лет назад +10

    Yo uncle joey...honestly when the chick went to the washroom and u had the shout outs...i needed that shit before christmas. I wish i seen this earlier, but im happy i did go chill with my family and didnt spend it alone like a momo. Dope advice dude i know nex christmas is gna be dope

  • @SpaceGhostPurps
    @SpaceGhostPurps 6 лет назад +11

    Watched this last night ,Too fuckin funny .

  • @JamesBunn-b3w
    @JamesBunn-b3w 7 месяцев назад +1

    I had a buddy thats passed now that had a band called reverent Leroy and the church of whats happin now

  • @labyebmor5068
    @labyebmor5068 6 лет назад +1

    Happy Holidays Church

  • @joseparra8681
    @joseparra8681 15 дней назад

    1:11:09 "i could do it if im lunaticly coked up" 😂

  • @Eskah.Mof0
    @Eskah.Mof0 Год назад +3

    Uncle Joey!!!🤣

  • @MCandela922
    @MCandela922 6 лет назад +2

    My god lmao I love when Joey does commercials.

  • @matthewt3369
    @matthewt3369 3 года назад +6

    Columbians showed up is what Joey said about her birthday present.... referring to her doing coke... so crazy watching this now

  • @DarrenVanDam
    @DarrenVanDam 6 лет назад +15

    1:28:32 My wife doesn't get Raging Bull and it kills me inside.

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 3 года назад

      What's not to get? It doesn't have anything to do with her being a woman, just poor taste probably and no eye for cinema. Many men don't appreciate raging bull neither.

    • @697vader
      @697vader 3 года назад

      @@Stoney-Jacksman he never said it had anything to do with it being a woman, just that his wife doesn’t get it. You’re the one making this a gendered issue.

  • @BrandonBudzz
    @BrandonBudzz 4 месяца назад +1

    The Big Lobowski is my fav too Kate what’s up girl

  • @jasonhalvorson5392
    @jasonhalvorson5392 4 года назад +34

    If you're here to hear Kate talk about Bobby Lee it starts at 1:23:24

    • @IvanRubin
      @IvanRubin 4 года назад

      Thanksssssssssss

    • @philipnalls
      @philipnalls 4 года назад +1

      Lmao thank you. Nosotros.

    • @puccan479
      @puccan479 4 года назад +1

      Respect you

  • @City-Hunter
    @City-Hunter 3 года назад +2

    1:45:32 min that sounded just like Tim Dillon !
    Remember to practice Fake Business with STUNNING ESTATES!

  • @nigelhammond7642
    @nigelhammond7642 Год назад +1

    To me Kate is the best example of the perfect female I have ever seen.For me she ticks every box and gets a ten on every score card .That girl is gad damn poetry in motion

  • @cinbro3080
    @cinbro3080 4 года назад +1

    Kate is the best.

  • @TheAlpineShepherdBoy
    @TheAlpineShepherdBoy 6 лет назад

    "I was still high from the amnesia!" LOL fucking love Joey.

  • @naifabdullah3465
    @naifabdullah3465 Год назад +7

    1:12:07

  • @ThousandairesClub
    @ThousandairesClub 4 года назад +4

    01:11:39 i need to find a way to make this my ring tone

  • @user-br4rb6dd3x
    @user-br4rb6dd3x 4 года назад +1

    You Rock Kate!

  • @Mougishouse
    @Mougishouse 6 лет назад +14

    1:38:30 ill take the over at 31 LOL

  • @alexantaya4558
    @alexantaya4558 5 лет назад +3

    1:05 and beyond look how red Lee's face gets lol

  • @julieanderson1858
    @julieanderson1858 2 года назад +2

    Blood bag yuk. 🥺😥🥺😥
    .I had one..
    Worse was a C-section ..
    Having my last baby 2.2011..
    I had I didn't get put under..
    so I felt them cuting me..
    that was the worst pain ever..
    I got traumatized by it..
    Peace ☮️🕊️☮️
    So beware ..

  • @deesullivan19
    @deesullivan19 6 лет назад +1

    All the feathers came flieng out ahahahaha 😂😂😂

  • @ColeDoerr89
    @ColeDoerr89 6 лет назад +2

    Merry Christmas Uncle Joey

  • @sentinel1186
    @sentinel1186 6 лет назад +1

    Simply Ty Uncle Joey

  • @DaCashRap
    @DaCashRap 3 года назад +2

    1:07:05 the most important thing Lee's ever said on the Church

  • @jondoe8762
    @jondoe8762 6 лет назад +17

    Queefin kate is back

  • @theonekeanu
    @theonekeanu 2 года назад +2

    1:14:30 “what’s halfway there mean”

  • @flyingstump2938
    @flyingstump2938 5 лет назад +1

    "We're family, this is the Christmas Special" *proceeds to talk about butt sex. lmao

  • @snailmessia
    @snailmessia Год назад +3

    I wub this girl!

  • @delboywowsers
    @delboywowsers 2 года назад +2

    this must be the episode joey was talking about where someone used the bathroom to long doing coke :D

  • @yannicklyons1803
    @yannicklyons1803 4 года назад +5

    1:28:30 joey speaking big fuckin facts

    • @chrisnam1603
      @chrisnam1603 4 года назад

      he always does, love Joey♥

  • @c-moore4826
    @c-moore4826 3 года назад +1

    Omg.. Dont worry uncle J i almost fainted from the bloodbag too

  • @Glomwhich
    @Glomwhich 6 лет назад +4

    “I would rather die in surgery than end up with a beef jerky pussy”
    This is why I LOVE this woman!!!

  • @shotguned10
    @shotguned10 6 лет назад

    Whenever is Kate is on, Uncle Joey is going to do some crazy shit!!!!
    The punch in the throat and how Joey was talking about dude smelling the condom!!! 😂😂😂

  • @joshuamclaren7529
    @joshuamclaren7529 5 лет назад +3

    1:14:58 that is all

  • @alexacosta2140
    @alexacosta2140 4 года назад +4

    I love how he stops to cough mid promo... 🤣

  • @EddyB-pu3hy
    @EddyB-pu3hy 4 месяца назад +2

    This aged well Uncle Joey called it nickelodeon was looking for pedos

  • @thomasandersen2534
    @thomasandersen2534 4 года назад

    Uncle Joey is the man ! Much love from Atlanta

  • @kevinsherwin-pz8kb
    @kevinsherwin-pz8kb Год назад +1

    She had me at Big Lebowski

  • @godmasterking5228
    @godmasterking5228 5 лет назад +5

    " I was still high from the amnesia"

  • @phil.d-roll6393
    @phil.d-roll6393 6 лет назад

    thanks for the shoutout Uncle Joey!! weird to hear my name on the CHURCH.

  • @chrisgere9259
    @chrisgere9259 6 лет назад +2

    Just died at 1:11:27. Tremendous!

  • @stevenfranke2258
    @stevenfranke2258 6 лет назад +1

    Merry Christmas

  • @thomasbailey3511
    @thomasbailey3511 2 года назад

    1:35: Joey bugs out on passing bus thinking they're "being invaded by Mars"🛸

  • @SlingKokWell
    @SlingKokWell 4 года назад +1

    Joey “because they can smell you through the speaker “ Coco Diaz

  • @influencerchronicles6156
    @influencerchronicles6156 6 лет назад +1

    Uncle Joey making the holidays

  • @complicityandstyle
    @complicityandstyle 6 лет назад +7

    1:15:46 keep your fucking hands off her lee