Joe Rogan - Joey Diaz Goes Off on Using Offensive Words

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @alexbolton9492
    @alexbolton9492 4 года назад +19495

    Everytime he raises his voice, i feel like hes arguing with me and i feel like im in trouble

    • @thealmightyscronski2329
      @thealmightyscronski2329 4 года назад +308

      alex bolton Sometimes I feel like he’s arguing with his own thoughts

    • @ozairyahya3438
      @ozairyahya3438 4 года назад +52

      I can relate to that on a level

    • @jonsnow3261
      @jonsnow3261 4 года назад +82

      Science Fiction just cos you want to fuck him doesn’t mean he’s a pussy

    • @thatoneblackguy6178
      @thatoneblackguy6178 4 года назад +6

      Science Fiction you foul 🤣🤣🤣🥭🍭

    • @se7ensiinz
      @se7ensiinz 4 года назад +23

      Science Fiction ok Alpha Male 😂😂

  • @Hughesless4086
    @Hughesless4086 6 лет назад +17020

    "Guess what g, it don't apply to me" - joey diaz

    • @nosferdanku3093
      @nosferdanku3093 5 лет назад +430

      Joey "Guess what g it don't apply to me" Diaz

    • @TheModernRiot
      @TheModernRiot 5 лет назад +356

      Real mobster confirmed

    • @Elusive_Pete
      @Elusive_Pete 5 лет назад +267

      This is exactly the way I see it. Somebody says "that's offensive", I respond "I'M not playing that game, it's just an opinion."

    • @sergiomendoza4040
      @sergiomendoza4040 5 лет назад +82

      Peter Andrews same honestly I do the exact same thing it’s just pointless I’m not gonna change the way I refer to people because they can’t accept themselves and whatever pronouns and shit that they feel they need to be referred to as. It’s just stupid and narcissistic as fuck better not to feed into the already growing issue.

    • @sm8645
      @sm8645 4 года назад +3

      Surfin' the Kali Yuga don’t disrespect coco

  • @lukeferraro01
    @lukeferraro01 4 года назад +12694

    Everyone clowning his voice but legit, there’s a soothing quality to it

    • @prasun911
      @prasun911 4 года назад +222

      The OG of asmr

    • @swazgiek4559
      @swazgiek4559 4 года назад +64

      No cap! No homo

    • @anchorbubba
      @anchorbubba 4 года назад +32

      @Armando Alvarez dude stfu no one cares about punctuation on a youtube comment

    • @Succcccccccccccc
      @Succcccccccccccc 4 года назад +67

      It's like talking to an old uncle or a relative

    • @cc1093
      @cc1093 4 года назад

      I think that's another reason Why he got to voice act on midnight gospel

  • @zac3878
    @zac3878 2 года назад +2242

    It will be a sad day when this man passes

    • @tyrellstephenson2610
      @tyrellstephenson2610 2 года назад +87

      Think positive

    • @joelgriffin8222
      @joelgriffin8222 2 года назад +28

      Think about it often, and then it won't hurt as much when it happens

    • @lemshetski9928
      @lemshetski9928 2 года назад +20

      @@joelgriffin8222 hes only in his 50's he has 20 or 30 years left my friend

    • @joelgriffin8222
      @joelgriffin8222 2 года назад +18

      @@lemshetski9928 You can never be too sure

    • @aidankrapf428
      @aidankrapf428 2 года назад +20

      @@lemshetski9928 doubt that. hes done too many drugs to live that long honestly

  • @BobRoss-kt4yu
    @BobRoss-kt4yu 4 года назад +11897

    Joey “listened to it twice, did an edible, and cried” Diaz

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 года назад +102

      That's just me whenever I'm on edibles.
      The crying happens when my body is paralyzed.

    • @Mieschevious
      @Mieschevious 4 года назад +5

      0:

    • @Z_Co95
      @Z_Co95 4 года назад +5

      1,000th like. You’re welcome

    • @BobRoss-kt4yu
      @BobRoss-kt4yu 4 года назад +1

      407 Kidd thank you (:

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 4 года назад +26

      How anyone gets baked off edibles is beyond me

  • @hartattack0725
    @hartattack0725 6 лет назад +8241

    A fired up joey Diaz is the funniest man on the planet. Tremendous

    • @HulkBogan
      @HulkBogan 6 лет назад +48

      hartattack07 like a docta

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 лет назад +11

      nah, he sounds like a low iq fake soprano fill in.. weak immigrant mentality

    • @yng.collecta2599
      @yng.collecta2599 6 лет назад +136

      Jacob Boer go fuck yourself

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 6 лет назад +21

      Absolutely agree with his anti-PC take. I hate it and i'm right in the middle of PC heaven. Los Angeles

    • @jamishmcquo7590
      @jamishmcquo7590 6 лет назад +25

      the fuck is immigrant mentality? lmao only person i ever heard say that is joey diaz himself, sounds like ya like him alot more than you act like lmfao

  • @Michael-px4oj
    @Michael-px4oj 5 лет назад +11605

    Joey *interrupts his own sentence* Diaz

    • @devmehta5313
      @devmehta5313 4 года назад +112

      Idk why this made me laugh so hard

    • @IWantToOutliveMyChildren
      @IWantToOutliveMyChildren 4 года назад +13

      Unknown ur profile pic turned my gay thanks asshole

    • @jjdbzfan18
      @jjdbzfan18 4 года назад +7

      Unknown 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theshow837
      @theshow837 4 года назад +4

      Fuck you bro all tho this is hilarious fuck you XD

    • @tnrd4944
      @tnrd4944 4 года назад +5

      timestamp?

  • @MC-bd5ub
    @MC-bd5ub 3 года назад +151

    "Bill Hicks is dead and I don't feel too good myself... "what a line

  • @unclewhom3967
    @unclewhom3967 6 лет назад +3018

    “Chinese people are outta fireworks they moved on to other things” 😂

    • @eskeknas5540
      @eskeknas5540 6 лет назад +30

      Yeah, this made me chuckle!

    • @Impuritan1
      @Impuritan1 6 лет назад +27

      Uncle Whom, I’ll take “Knockoff high end purses” for $600 Alex.

    • @loppingdot5248
      @loppingdot5248 6 лет назад +1

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    • @HgihAsFcuk
      @HgihAsFcuk 6 лет назад +8

      hahah I had to check if someone said it that was good shit

    • @antispaghettigod1201
      @antispaghettigod1201 5 лет назад +1

      @@Impuritan1 I'll take clandestine Fentanyl labs for 1,000 ,Alex

  • @elijahkelly3347
    @elijahkelly3347 5 лет назад +19986

    If a Cigar came to life

    • @Zvani_Kalash
      @Zvani_Kalash 5 лет назад +324

      Elijah Kelly A Cuban cigar

    • @bonelessthincrust
      @bonelessthincrust 5 лет назад +315

      If a cartoon bulldog eating a salami sandwich came to life 🤣

    • @randallacuna6501
      @randallacuna6501 5 лет назад +39

      I imagine it sounds like Al Capone's sex voice

    • @FaridShahidinejad
      @FaridShahidinejad 5 лет назад +37

      Haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thank you.

    • @pappygilmore8949
      @pappygilmore8949 5 лет назад +6

      That cigar will fuxk you up too . Came to life or not.

  • @huskygruff3115
    @huskygruff3115 5 лет назад +4132

    If high blood pressure grew up in New York in the 50s and had a voice

    • @kingsports0961
      @kingsports0961 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @GoatThroatGoblin
      @GoatThroatGoblin 4 года назад +19

      Husky Gruff “if cholesterol had a voice” nice comment steal

    • @0binnamadeit808
      @0binnamadeit808 4 года назад +12

      Ghost not everybody has to be a comment thief some people just comment without checking for similar comments

    • @Joker863x
      @Joker863x 4 года назад +5

      Ghost this is RUclips WHO THE F CARES

    • @jeffdahmoose776_6
      @jeffdahmoose776_6 4 года назад

      @@GoatThroatGoblin gae

  • @Bastikovski99
    @Bastikovski99 3 года назад +392

    This is actually a very important message from Mr. Diaz. Comedy and comedians are supposed to be the social gadfly of tradition, like Socrates questioning the theology and morals of his day. If we as a culture cant take a little humor, a little prodding and questioning of our beliefs and systems of justice, then there is a foundational problem in the functioning of our society. Comedy should never be censored!

    • @justinharvie8126
      @justinharvie8126 Год назад +10

      Agreed. And I also feel the same way with music.

    • @PsychedelicAnxiety
      @PsychedelicAnxiety Год назад +5

      Socrates had a point and was extremely polite. Comedians are less worried about behaving a point than they are about funny. Socrates also wanted all entertainment kicked out of the city if it didn’t represent the highest moral standards. He thought it was wrong to show the Gods behaving badly. He would’ve been opposed to comedy. They also had comedy in his day and those people were against Socrates

    • @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS
      @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS Год назад +1

      ​@@PsychedelicAnxietyMaking a direct comparison to classical Greek comedy and modern stand up.
      .
      Don't hurt your back with all that reaching dude.

    • @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical
      @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical 9 месяцев назад

      It's an essential transgressive medium that points out the current absurdities of life . Fair enough everyone has thier red lines and even with comedy there's an understanding that you most likely might get offended especially the blue style comedians which is of course base humour because every human being can relate to it. It is designed to lampoon and even humiliate the so called good and the great. You put too much muzzle on it guess what it either chews through it or looses it's teeth in the process. Comedy is an Oxymoron - it's controlled chaos in an appropriate forum not a TED talk or political soap box. Humour, is an interesting word - 1 to laugh at innanities and absurdities. 2 to tolerate and endure a discomfort or annoyance with grace.

    • @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical
      @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical 9 месяцев назад

      ​@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS no he has a point though, it's not making it loftier that it actually is but there's some truth to the shock tactics. I would say more akin to Diogenes and his antics who was obviously one fucked up individual even for his time.

  • @Alexthatsnottaken
    @Alexthatsnottaken 6 лет назад +2887

    We should be passionate about freedom of speech

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 6 лет назад +17

      Alex DePasquale who is “we”? This isn’t just an American site. How do influence laws, not on your borders? Also, you need to be at least 18, for the first amendment to even apply to you, passion is not a replacement for education.

    • @Alexthatsnottaken
      @Alexthatsnottaken 6 лет назад +149

      jnnx I said nothing about laws.

    • @sniff494
      @sniff494 6 лет назад +148

      jnnx "We" is every human being on this Earth because freedom of speech is a god given right given to every person at birth

    • @Alexthatsnottaken
      @Alexthatsnottaken 6 лет назад +106

      There's two types of people in this world. The ones that respect you, and the ones that do not. But the one who tells you how not to speak is one that does not respect you. You have no obligation to give half a fuck what someone else wants you to say or not say. Never become complacent in regards to being able to express freely.

    • @Mrwhite-u3g
      @Mrwhite-u3g 6 лет назад +4

      I'd like to see how this obsession with free speech would fare in a prison setting. Or in a courthouse. Or in a church.

  • @zigotina
    @zigotina 6 лет назад +2738

    Joey 'let me tell you something dawg' Diaz

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 6 лет назад +62

      joey "i say your full name every time" diaz

    • @Omoiyari23
      @Omoiyari23 5 лет назад +3

      Lmfao i love that he does that lika trademark

    • @Tarek20x
      @Tarek20x 5 лет назад +5

      "Please, dawg is my cousin, that's a good guess.."

    • @NutsyNunn
      @NutsyNunn 5 лет назад

      Tarek Ayoubi Classic Chappelle

    • @julienklassen5733
      @julienklassen5733 5 лет назад +1

      OLE SammyOLE 😂😂 JOE ROGAN, JOE ROGAN LISTEN

  • @jackdaknife
    @jackdaknife 6 лет назад +5008

    "chinese are all out of fireworks, they moved on to other things"
    He's just naturally funny.

    • @johoxjxhxh2176
      @johoxjxhxh2176 4 года назад +40

      Nice profile pic g

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 4 года назад +9

      Best line here honestly

    • @RRPBJJ
      @RRPBJJ 2 года назад +10

      he didnt realize he was predicting the future.

    • @frostyhamster3116
      @frostyhamster3116 2 года назад +5

      @@RRPBJJ what future? Fireworks haven’t been allowed for 10 years now

    • @ammorolrene3942
      @ammorolrene3942 2 года назад +2

      A nice rustic feel

  • @Guyonnn
    @Guyonnn 2 года назад +133

    “It doesn’t apply to me, and it will never apply to me” - Joey Diaz
    Words I live by everyday!!

  • @c0ntra605
    @c0ntra605 4 года назад +7251

    Joey Diaz is a human cigar, and joe rogan is a blunt laced with dmt

    • @ubehaze6431
      @ubehaze6431 4 года назад +13

      yup

    • @dreadedenterprise51
      @dreadedenterprise51 4 года назад +248

      Not just any cigar, a *cuban cigar*

    • @MJCarrilloCastro
      @MJCarrilloCastro 4 года назад +202

      @@dreadedenterprise51 not just a Cuban cigar, a Cuban cigar laced with cocaine.

    • @Petryfied
      @Petryfied 4 года назад +33

      Nah Rogan is more like a joint of dmt not a blunt 😂

    • @Killercam154
      @Killercam154 3 года назад +3

      @@Petryfied was gonna say same thing

  • @mrpaddykid
    @mrpaddykid 6 лет назад +21089

    If cholesterol had a voice

  • @DannyBoySmith1993
    @DannyBoySmith1993 6 лет назад +5009

    Joey "I did an edible and cried" Diaz

  • @alexcanarick6206
    @alexcanarick6206 3 года назад +128

    Does anyone else want a motivational speech narrated by Joey Diaz

    • @graeme8800
      @graeme8800 2 года назад

      No!

    • @Yung_Bnoxxx
      @Yung_Bnoxxx 2 года назад

      "Get ya fuckin head outta da gutter and go do something fuckhead!"

    • @raygun23
      @raygun23 Год назад

      @@graeme8800that’s because there’s no helping a useless momo like you.

    • @farukleonaltinsoy9151
      @farukleonaltinsoy9151 10 месяцев назад

      "Get up cocksuckers, it's time to be a fuckin American"

    • @slimmachado5405
      @slimmachado5405 8 месяцев назад

      He’s got a bunch of them, look up Joey Diaz Monday Motivation. They’re hilarious but they’ll fire you up.

  • @jamestony4985
    @jamestony4985 6 лет назад +1765

    People are offended by everything

    • @ITSFRICKENADAM
      @ITSFRICKENADAM 6 лет назад +59

      James Tony I'm offended by your comment

    • @jamestony4985
      @jamestony4985 6 лет назад +27

      Yep its amazing how safe the internet is

    • @ninenine2438
      @ninenine2438 6 лет назад +42

      Left leaning communists are ruining this country

    • @dripchecklmao497
      @dripchecklmao497 6 лет назад +1

      @@impitt28 who hurt you?

    • @fernando8246
      @fernando8246 6 лет назад +17

      Reported for being offensive

  • @stevonico
    @stevonico 4 года назад +4861

    “Joey Diaz is offended by people being offended by offensive words”

    • @bigmo1699
      @bigmo1699 4 года назад +45

      Michael Thompson frs I hate when people get all sad when ur walking and u curse around them or there kids actin like they ain’t gonna know those words later on 😂

    • @jackcrump6020
      @jackcrump6020 4 года назад +14

      @@bigmo1699 ppl dumb af nowadays

    • @ed3829
      @ed3829 4 года назад

      You're fuckin ten ply, buddy.

    • @mohammedhussain6749
      @mohammedhussain6749 4 года назад +2

      Joey is offended when you ask him “how he is?”

    • @KGEE-WeTheGees
      @KGEE-WeTheGees 4 года назад +1

      We should all be that way... if not, it opens some pretty dark paths.

  • @ambrosemorningstar2025
    @ambrosemorningstar2025 4 года назад +347

    Joey Diaz hasn't just been through stuff and seen stuff, he's a man who understands what he's been through and tries to be better because of it. He's a great man and an amazing talent.

    • @Willoops
      @Willoops Год назад +1

      Had my dyslexic ass in the first half 😂 I thought you were trying to say he hasn’t been through a lot

  • @porko882
    @porko882 2 года назад +92

    Joey Diaz is a beautiful man, he only tries to be himself and doesn't care what anyone else says. I love how he just starts arguing for no reason "susquehanna hats"

  • @kaslogan5597
    @kaslogan5597 5 лет назад +2359

    His voice is almost a mix of carpet burn and a Mack truck engine braking lol

    • @Neon-zj1uk
      @Neon-zj1uk 5 лет назад +19

      Kyle Logan and leather

    • @chrispena8186
      @chrispena8186 5 лет назад +5

      Especially his laughter haha.

    • @somemong5402
      @somemong5402 5 лет назад +1

      It’s just lots and lots of weed

    • @REAPER3fitty
      @REAPER3fitty 5 лет назад +2

      @@somemong5402 no

    • @jjoseph8276
      @jjoseph8276 4 года назад +3

      This comment is textural genius

  • @Sea_ss
    @Sea_ss 6 лет назад +3334

    Why does he sound and come off as an Italian mobster?

    • @tatupakkanen
      @tatupakkanen 5 лет назад +555

      Because hes from.NJ

    • @Sheed96
      @Sheed96 5 лет назад +240

      because he is

    • @Stare707
      @Stare707 5 лет назад +144

      rasheed sobo he Cuban tho

    • @fcpfan012
      @fcpfan012 5 лет назад +237

      It's a ny/nj accent

    • @CodyAlushin
      @CodyAlushin 5 лет назад +38

      That’s racist

  • @nightviber2097
    @nightviber2097 4 года назад +526

    "If i offend you, i offend you" 4:31
    Realest words out there

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat 3 года назад +9

      There’s people like Joey Diaz who just say it how it is, then there’s people like your old ass neighbor “maga hat, freedom of speech” Craig.

    • @chopsyoutube
      @chopsyoutube 2 года назад +5

      @@A_Random_Rat okay Libby tibby

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat 2 года назад +1

      @@chopsyoutube Ok fortnite gamer

  • @MM-qi5mk
    @MM-qi5mk Год назад +136

    “ I listened to it twice. I had an edible and cried “ 😂 Joey diaz is a national treasure

  • @CanObeyComedy
    @CanObeyComedy 6 лет назад +5070

    "why is that racist?"
    "because its racist"
    pretty much 2018/2019

    • @jamesroboyle
      @jamesroboyle 5 лет назад +60

      Is it “racist” to be a racecar driver ? 😂😂😂

    • @martins458
      @martins458 5 лет назад +15

      @Life With Honor amazing.

    • @avalsonline2
      @avalsonline2 5 лет назад +33

      @Life With Honor tell that to the people of El Paso

    • @devinsuni
      @devinsuni 5 лет назад +94

      I got called a racist at the store because i had an american flag tshirt that outlined the united states. Goodjob 2019

    • @martins458
      @martins458 5 лет назад +207

      @@devinsuni i got called a nigger cause my skin is black.

  • @ChristAliveForevermore
    @ChristAliveForevermore 6 лет назад +689

    "Chinese are outta fireworks. They moved on to other things."
    Best Joey quote ever.

  • @sclark6807
    @sclark6807 6 лет назад +676

    Dont ever change Joey.

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 лет назад

      S Clark no Joey,, changr be yourself for once

  • @burdy707
    @burdy707 2 года назад +39

    “i listened to it twice, i did an edible, and cried” the most joey diaz sentence of all time

  • @Keith293
    @Keith293 5 лет назад +605

    I love how when joe and Joey get together they just hangout like it’s not an interview

  • @mr.mr.541
    @mr.mr.541 4 года назад +701

    When you realize a Cuban is more Italian than you.

  • @innerpowerup
    @innerpowerup 6 лет назад +716

    This conversation makes me think about the reason they burned books in the book Fahrenheit 451;because that society could only agree on 3 books that offended no one. Is that where we're headed? Say nothing because that's the only way to make sure no one's offended?

    • @FourScore460
      @FourScore460 6 лет назад +36

      innerpowerup If not stopped than yes we're in that direction

    • @MadeRude91
      @MadeRude91 6 лет назад +9

      Quite likely man

    • @innerpowerup
      @innerpowerup 6 лет назад +9

      The 4th Solution So should we keep saying this is the land of the free?

    • @innerpowerup
      @innerpowerup 6 лет назад +10

      Lorinand Vesuvius Sticks and stones do break bones and now words also offend me, that's what it. Is.

    • @lorinandvesuvius6142
      @lorinandvesuvius6142 6 лет назад +24

      innerpowerup I agree but these people just get offended for the sake of being offended. Common sense is nowhere to be found anymore.

  • @adamzoubi96
    @adamzoubi96 3 года назад +89

    I never seen Joey serious like that.
    He's 100% right, everything he said is facts.

  • @CaptAlCaboose
    @CaptAlCaboose 6 лет назад +385

    "If I offended you, you needed it" - Corey Taylor

  • @AdamBouabda
    @AdamBouabda 6 лет назад +2475

    Joey looking slim!

    • @mfpope7431
      @mfpope7431 6 лет назад +38

      Adam Bouabda no he doesn’t

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 6 лет назад +18

      Adam Bouabda He ain't no Ari Shaffir Dawg!

    • @Velc3838
      @Velc3838 6 лет назад +85

      Joey jiu jitsu has been putting in work on the mat

    • @tripp8833
      @tripp8833 6 лет назад +146

      he started eating those low carb edibles.

    • @ericlofstrand
      @ericlofstrand 6 лет назад +3

      More like a slim jim

  • @HeavyMetalHero115
    @HeavyMetalHero115 4 года назад +930

    “ I did an edible and cried”. I feel like him saying that is a really big deal. The dude had a tough life, he went through a shit ton. I don’t know, I just don’t want that being overlooked.

    • @MadeOfStone02
      @MadeOfStone02 3 года назад +53

      It’s good to see an actual comment for once instead of seeing people trying to be funny and regurgitating overused “jokes”

    • @RealBrizz
      @RealBrizz 3 года назад +3

      People shouldn't get offended over stuff that happens in their lives, just learn to get over it pussies

    • @100gecsrbetterthangod5
      @100gecsrbetterthangod5 3 года назад +6

      @@RealBrizz seems like you missed the entire point.

    • @RealBrizz
      @RealBrizz 3 года назад

      @@100gecsrbetterthangod5 seems like you missed the joke

    • @TylerGualtieri
      @TylerGualtieri 3 года назад +8

      I'm sure he's referring to him crying laughing listening to Richard Prior while high on an edible

  • @Nihilus_501
    @Nihilus_501 4 года назад +52

    "I'm here to tell you how I see it, and if I offend you, I offend you"
    That's the right attitude to comedy right there. George Carlin would be proud.

  • @noobz4hire290
    @noobz4hire290 6 лет назад +1509

    Why’d y’all have to do Uncle Joey like that in the thumbnail 😂😂😂

    • @itsrylo4179
      @itsrylo4179 6 лет назад +28

      Diaz should slap up young Jamie 😂😂😂

    • @karljonson3287
      @karljonson3287 6 лет назад +2

      I'm dead.

    • @UncleJoey619
      @UncleJoey619 6 лет назад

      karl jonson same

    • @krink0845
      @krink0845 6 лет назад +20

      Because, when Joey's face looks like that, you know it's gonna be funny shit. If Joey's fired up... Magic is happening.

    • @lordperezident
      @lordperezident 6 лет назад +1

      Noobz4Hire blame Jamie for that lol I think and others as well believe it's funny as shit. He's better and more hilarious when the expressions on his face are like that haha right right?

  • @svers_personal
    @svers_personal 5 лет назад +437

    "Bill Hicks is dead and I don't feel too good myself" - JD

    • @Ken-pv9zu
      @Ken-pv9zu 5 лет назад +35

      One foot in the grave the other on a banana peel.

    • @nakulyadav9287
      @nakulyadav9287 5 лет назад +9

      She was a Solid 300 and I was a 100 with a crucifix in maah pocket.

  • @Verbally.autistic
    @Verbally.autistic 6 лет назад +483

    Mad respect how Joey diaz is real with own style. Ain't nobody gonna top him.👏👌

    • @Yuki-bk2my
      @Yuki-bk2my 6 лет назад +5

      Kaleo Glory yh he’s the funniest comedian about par none

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 лет назад +2

      whats so real about a cuban pretending to be like a Soprano dock worker mobster character? not very original

    • @riptrojans7237
      @riptrojans7237 6 лет назад +6

      Jacob Boer One of his most famous stories is him getting beat up by a homosexual he tried to rob in some parking lot. Real tough guy shit no ?

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 лет назад

      Enter the name i heard the highly embellished comedy story before.. plus I Don't like fillthy theives

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 лет назад +1

      Frank Flynn no i don't believe it.. u are the one pushing it as reality.. joey lives in a wacky bizarro pot head world. Joe Rogan caters to 15 year olds who use jerkoff toys.. thats your hero not mine

  • @greezycrusader7868
    @greezycrusader7868 3 года назад +41

    Joey Diaz will always be one of the OGs of comedy

  • @dylanr9962
    @dylanr9962 5 лет назад +439

    Joey "Geuss what G, it dont apply to me" Diaz

  • @abuliberalee
    @abuliberalee 5 лет назад +273

    "Chinese people are outta fireworks now. They've moved on to other things." 😂😂😂

    • @tatthagatha2657
      @tatthagatha2657 4 года назад +16

      This didn't age well

    • @Rj-ub8rg
      @Rj-ub8rg 4 года назад +8

      @@tatthagatha2657 tf yes it did

    • @trent2kg813
      @trent2kg813 3 года назад +3

      @@tatthagatha2657 this aged like fine wine

  • @andremcflurry4002
    @andremcflurry4002 5 лет назад +666

    You can hear Joey panting when he’s not talking 😂

    • @SV-pp9ub
      @SV-pp9ub 4 года назад +42

      Andre McFlurry his heart rate probably goes up when he talks

    • @reman3000
      @reman3000 4 года назад +12

      @@SV-pp9ub brooo these comments are killing me

    • @benjamincarver2940
      @benjamincarver2940 4 года назад +5

      That’s all I can hear now

    • @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd
      @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abandonedhope2606
      @abandonedhope2606 2 года назад +1

      Because he is fuckung SICK of us 🤣🤣🤣 and life

  • @jayjohnson8318
    @jayjohnson8318 2 года назад +12

    Coming back to this clip with everything that's going on at the moment. More relevant than ever

  • @buer_reub
    @buer_reub 4 года назад +830

    "I did an edible, and I cry."

    • @Steve1000ish
      @Steve1000ish 4 года назад +3

      And cried*

    • @buer_reub
      @buer_reub 4 года назад +38

      @@Steve1000ish he cry

    • @vV4L1UM
      @vV4L1UM 4 года назад +11

      @@Steve1000ish he cry

    • @Sammy-J.
      @Sammy-J. 4 года назад +7

      @@Steve1000ish he cry

    • @baileyward1
      @baileyward1 4 года назад +7

      Boomshak987 he cry

  • @bryansaravia5903
    @bryansaravia5903 5 лет назад +514

    Joey diaz is the best mafia looking boss out there let alone his accent 😂💀

    • @jimsterbitch2478
      @jimsterbitch2478 5 лет назад +22

      He's in the game Mafia 3

    • @NoU-pf8fc
      @NoU-pf8fc 4 года назад +6

      He fits well in these stereotypes

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 4 года назад +8

      He should've made a cameo or been part of the cast of The Sopranos

    • @tanflo
      @tanflo 4 года назад +5

      @@chefboiardeeznutz9881 he's gonna be in the prequel series

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 4 года назад +3

      @@tanflo you mean The Many Saints Of Newark or whatever its called

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan 6 лет назад +406

    Joey Diaz is the Pimp C of comedy.

  • @drmojo5439
    @drmojo5439 2 года назад +5

    Love that this clip is still up

  • @frankie6890
    @frankie6890 5 лет назад +48

    Joey Diaz is one of the most real and unreal person ever

    • @hamzaa.8082
      @hamzaa.8082 5 лет назад +2

      Frankie Dean coco kicks on and off 😹

    • @namesareaconspiracy9063
      @namesareaconspiracy9063 4 года назад

      Oh dude he’s amazing. My dad is just like him in a lot of ways and grew up a similar way. He even sounds like him cause he’s been smoking for almost 50 years. I used to be embarrassed when he said politically incorrect shit in public as a kid but now I just laugh. When I found Joey Diaz it was so familiar to me, like I had known him my whole life and I’ve been watching everything he puts out since

  • @Iheartdgd
    @Iheartdgd 6 лет назад +86

    Joeys lookin good man , glad to see he’s stayin healthy.

  • @pmaii7707
    @pmaii7707 5 лет назад +1937

    Joey “ Bicentennial Niqqa” Diaz

    • @BCS1105
      @BCS1105 5 лет назад +49

      Bilbous Bagoda No. It just has horrific historical connections so nobody, including myself, likes to use it.

    • @navruk5386
      @navruk5386 5 лет назад +203

      @@BCS1105 Oh stop being such a pussy. It's just a word, nigga.

    • @BCS1105
      @BCS1105 5 лет назад +5

      Navruk Fuck Off!

    • @BCS1105
      @BCS1105 5 лет назад +12

      Bilbous Bagoda Lose the sarcasm pal. It looks awful on you.

    • @fij-i2867
      @fij-i2867 5 лет назад +6

      Bilbous Bagoda yeah... you’re white 😂

  • @jonmartin2913
    @jonmartin2913 2 года назад +12

    As a black man I totally fucking agree with Joey. Folks gotta get a mf life an stop trying to be a victim. Comedy is suppose to be a safe place, but the world is soft. An the will smith/Chris rock situation can attest to that

  • @Skizzeckz
    @Skizzeckz 6 лет назад +34

    I'm tired of this outrageous level of sensitivity today, and I'm Canadian. Shits overinflated.

  • @nickmattio3397
    @nickmattio3397 6 лет назад +365

    “Jusss Soo You Knoo...NOOOOOOO!!!! >:•O”-Joey Diaz

  • @JOOLVAUR
    @JOOLVAUR 5 лет назад +1198

    Why does Joey always look like he’s 2 seconds away from having a heart attack

    • @thetreedictator3168
      @thetreedictator3168 5 лет назад +10

      Imma guess the drugs, man

    • @staxedwardz8278
      @staxedwardz8278 4 года назад +26

      Years of coke abuse

    • @midnightt0ker997
      @midnightt0ker997 4 года назад +7

      JULIXNS _ TOXSICK he used to do coke back in the day, my dad is the same way LMAO

    • @jordannolan4008
      @jordannolan4008 4 года назад +1

      midnight t0ker yer das a coke head

    • @Uxoriouswidow
      @Uxoriouswidow 4 года назад +1

      @Phil Lip If he has a burst ventricle he's taking out two or three blocks with him

  • @Macrohard_On_Fire
    @Macrohard_On_Fire 3 года назад +20

    I love Joey Diaz’s voice so much

  • @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431
    @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431 4 года назад +151

    He goes from yelling to calmly speaking fast as hell

  • @peoplegetslapped1502
    @peoplegetslapped1502 6 лет назад +527

    Joeys energy levels are increasing from losing weight and Joe's are decreasing from the pressure of trying to conceal being in the cia

    • @chrishansen8558
      @chrishansen8558 6 лет назад +5

      Jack Thegrannybasher yeah he's so low energy this podcast. Not doing the usual loud fake laughs

    • @moonlit6311
      @moonlit6311 6 лет назад +4

      CIA??

    • @Alex-mt8qh
      @Alex-mt8qh 6 лет назад +3

      He’s a CIA shill

    • @kefkapalazzo1
      @kefkapalazzo1 5 лет назад

      fml lmao why would he spend all his damn time in the states Alex Jones is insane

    • @joeblow8962
      @joeblow8962 5 лет назад

      Hows the chili? Richard...

  • @TheLegitGamer-sz6kh
    @TheLegitGamer-sz6kh 4 года назад +39

    “I listened to it twice, I did an edible and cried” is the most joey Diaz thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂

  • @TheIronMonkey616
    @TheIronMonkey616 Год назад +7

    "Bill Hicks is dead, and I don't feel so good myself" legendary

  • @TuPacMakaveliPac
    @TuPacMakaveliPac 4 года назад +757

    Joey predicted the Corona outbreak wearing that t-shirt

  • @atomicboomstick2543
    @atomicboomstick2543 4 года назад +65

    Ain't nobody cancelling OUR uncle Joey!

  • @jpjapers
    @jpjapers 4 года назад +13

    Id give anything to smoke a blunt with uncle joey and listen to his stories. If any story begins with a city, season and a year you know its good. "Nashville, Spring of '88"

  • @ryanalfonso875
    @ryanalfonso875 4 года назад +16

    1:11 When grandma says, "you look thin, here's another helping".

  • @karljonson3287
    @karljonson3287 6 лет назад +241

    Lmao Powerful Jamie has the thumbnail game on.

    • @logos4150
      @logos4150 6 лет назад +2

      Another person manages the clip channel, not Jamie.

    • @lordperezident
      @lordperezident 6 лет назад +8

      de yes. Hes the one that uploads all the short videos from the main podcast

  • @CommonCentrist82
    @CommonCentrist82 6 лет назад +572

    I just hate the climate we are all living in. Even Rogan has calmed down quite a bit. He isn't nearly as controversial with his thinking. Unfortunately he will be berated by the liberal media if he doesn't act PC. Even when he praises the right nowadays he does it in a very apologetic way. He used to call out his guests a lot more too, now he just goes along with a lot of their bullshit. I like Joe but he does hold back now than he did in the past.

    • @CommonCentrist82
      @CommonCentrist82 6 лет назад +22

      J Abbey I know... He got too big. Pretty much every topic nowadays will offend someone. Even your average person can't go on Facebook and say things even a little controversial. Anyone can lose their job over saying something politically incorrect.

    • @johnedwards1968
      @johnedwards1968 6 лет назад +26

      He was NEVER controversial, just sympathetic to the anti-SJW, social justice warriors. How that group morphed into what they hate most, is incredibly ironic. How is shaming words like racism, bigotry, feminism not just another form of social justice activism?

    • @nateone6632
      @nateone6632 6 лет назад

      Stephen 1982 he's becoming fake leftist

    • @jclark1693
      @jclark1693 6 лет назад +3

      Nate one how?

    • @Kevin-xi3bz
      @Kevin-xi3bz 6 лет назад +17

      Stephen 1982 You fanboys quit saying that lol like a MAN can't change or mature.

  • @Duderonamy1337
    @Duderonamy1337 6 лет назад +1707

    joey sounds like a heart attack

    • @SecondCitySavior6969
      @SecondCitySavior6969 6 лет назад +18

      And looks like a tumor

    •  6 лет назад +14

      cas imagine his breathing at night

    • @pauliewalnutsgualtieri8779
      @pauliewalnutsgualtieri8779 6 лет назад +14

      He probably fucked up his voice box from screaming like my father they sound exactly the same

    • @trevvorphilip2515
      @trevvorphilip2515 6 лет назад +6

      Joey "i have high blood pressure" diaz

    • @coryjmacfarlane
      @coryjmacfarlane 6 лет назад +2

      @@pauliewalnutsgualtieri8779 that and the bathtub of drugs hes taken

  • @trainbyday12
    @trainbyday12 3 года назад +9

    love how Joey incorporates Jamie into stories soemtimes

  • @Logicalpsycho2323
    @Logicalpsycho2323 5 лет назад +85

    1:23 Kevin Hart: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HE SAID NIGGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @breezzyboy7603
    @breezzyboy7603 4 года назад +69

    4:14 and keep it paused.

    • @willyyg
      @willyyg 4 года назад +5

      😭😭😭

    • @max_mna
      @max_mna 3 года назад +4

      I screenshot that . Thank you g

    • @tardwrangler
      @tardwrangler 3 года назад

      FAT GUY FROM BOSTON ERE

    • @bambulance2174
      @bambulance2174 Год назад

      Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd screen shot.

  • @achurajamani1914
    @achurajamani1914 6 лет назад +21

    I have keep reducing and increasing my phone volume whenever joey speaks

  • @mikekeeton8187
    @mikekeeton8187 3 года назад +13

    Joey Diaz is the epitome of "too weird to live too rare to die"!💪🏿💪🏿💪

  • @guadafok3585
    @guadafok3585 6 лет назад +64

    Joey Diaz keeps it real

  • @PracticallyAFK
    @PracticallyAFK 6 лет назад +172

    I went to the store today and they were giving out free energy drinks. I asked the cashier which flavor he would choose and he said “I’m black so I’d pick grape, we stick to what we know”. I laughed, it’s good to know most of America isn’t so sensitive like the LA liberals.

    • @PracticallyAFK
      @PracticallyAFK 6 лет назад +19

      AJ I’ve found that most people are just normal people. Just most the people on the interwebs want to feel outraged. Especially twitter

    • @armandosoria7993
      @armandosoria7993 5 лет назад +2

      I live 15 min from LA county in Orange County. LA people are a different fucking breed man!

    • @DontNeedToKnow84
      @DontNeedToKnow84 5 лет назад

      Armando Soria And OC people are better? Lol. Gtfoh with that bull.

    • @armandosoria7993
      @armandosoria7993 5 лет назад +1

      @@DontNeedToKnow84 oh no no no. Im not saying that at all. OC has its own people problems. Especially plastic surgery.... and really dumb people. Im just saying LA people and OC people are pretty different. LA people seems pretty aggressive or chip on their shoulder like. Not everyone of course just what ive experienced. Especially the deeper you go. In OC the deeper you go people get faker and faker.

    • @f67739
      @f67739 5 лет назад

      @AJ the internet removes plenty of common sense you would have interacting with others in real life, its proven

  • @PatrickMHoey
    @PatrickMHoey 5 лет назад +13

    When Uncle Joey goes off, I go OFF!

  • @supremeleader922
    @supremeleader922 3 года назад +6

    Joeys voice is like the voice you hope your boss dont have when you apply at a job.

  • @iheirapparent6268
    @iheirapparent6268 6 лет назад +38

    Bro, I legitimately started laughing and wheezing just reading the title and knowing what's ahead.

  • @conversationstranglersteve9873
    @conversationstranglersteve9873 5 лет назад +7

    Joe Rogan's voice impersonations are so legit. That little ari impression was spot on, he did one of Robbie Lawler that had me dying.

  • @myrrthegravitationallyadep741
    @myrrthegravitationallyadep741 5 лет назад +7

    Love uncle Joey...you get a huge dose of truth and laugh your ass off when he gets mad.

  • @MCAshadow
    @MCAshadow 2 года назад +31

    We need to protect this man at all costs

  • @HR-ws1rj
    @HR-ws1rj 6 лет назад +503

    Doey Jiaz

  • @samabdow7598
    @samabdow7598 6 лет назад +8

    60 seconds in and Joey is already snapping
    ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY !!!

  • @colebaker1406
    @colebaker1406 6 лет назад +83

    6:22 Joey's cough and mucus snort had me dying

    • @fuckboiactual1976
      @fuckboiactual1976 4 года назад +6

      He's such a fucking animal 😂

    • @Elusive_Pete
      @Elusive_Pete 3 года назад +5

      Everytime I jump back to listen to it again it gets funnier

  • @sebastianvillarreal8505
    @sebastianvillarreal8505 4 года назад +11

    “It don’t apply to me”-boss move

  • @passpace10
    @passpace10 6 лет назад +145

    4:09 slow it down .75 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jarrettphillips
    @jarrettphillips 6 лет назад +5

    I'd love to hear Joey Diaz do an audio book of sense and sensibility

  • @dylanrobb6605
    @dylanrobb6605 4 года назад +19

    “I think we should play the national anthem”
    “Maybe later”
    LOOLLL

  • @dannyrodenbaugh9693
    @dannyrodenbaugh9693 4 года назад +9

    Id love to sit in with these guys!! Absolutely 100% genuine

  • @QualeQualeson
    @QualeQualeson 6 лет назад +48

    Rogan: "I think we should play the national anthem". Coco: "Maybe later". Lol.

  • @vic9307
    @vic9307 6 лет назад +408

    Joey exposed joe for making him take offensive jokes out of his special

    • @airzone2332
      @airzone2332 6 лет назад +9

      Vic he’s talking about Netflix

    • @vic9307
      @vic9307 6 лет назад +18

      No Joeys next special is being produced by Joe

    • @bigfred0997
      @bigfred0997 6 лет назад +21

      Rogan is turning into a snowflake over profit

    • @HappyDragneels_page
      @HappyDragneels_page 6 лет назад +20

      he also stated he had no problem doing this for joe, because he understands business, he exposed how the business works he didnt expose joe gtfo with your shitstirring

    • @BasedBrooklyn
      @BasedBrooklyn 6 лет назад +10

      actually what he said was he understood why you would censor your act for a huge company like netflix ("its a business" is his words) but that he would never censor his act at the clubs.

  • @afrosrb7828
    @afrosrb7828 6 лет назад +17

    1:00 "NO!" - here we go😂

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles 4 года назад

      lmfao im offended by the lack of comments about his NOO!

    • @afrosrb7828
      @afrosrb7828 4 года назад

      @@spimbles OMG, this was 2 years ago? 😂
      I think I was thinking *_now he's going nuts_*

  • @jerminator356
    @jerminator356 3 года назад +5

    I would love to have Joey Diaz on my GPS!!!

    • @emilio9578
      @emilio9578 3 года назад

      "Take a left here cocksucka!"

  • @jirafghjkl3870
    @jirafghjkl3870 4 года назад +20

    Based on Joey's shirt, I know it wasn't Monday when they recorded

  • @zbs28
    @zbs28 6 лет назад +14

    Racism is the exclusion of a group based on their ethnicity. Bigotry is intolerance towards a group based on their beliefs. Prejudice is a baseless opinion about a person, or anything really, like a stereotype.
    To have a baseless opinion about a group of people, such as all black men are well-endowed, is prejudice … not racism.

    • @lkthree7777
      @lkthree7777 6 лет назад +2

      Mr. Self I know I’m 4 months late but uhhh the definition of racism is “prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.”

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 4 года назад

      You clearly don't know what you're talking about. Racism is prejudiced.

    • @boszwollocks9557
      @boszwollocks9557 4 года назад

      Its all symantical shite.

  • @brandonb8532
    @brandonb8532 4 года назад +23

    What your heart sounds and looks like before it goes into cardiac arrest

  • @arthurgraham9109
    @arthurgraham9109 Год назад +1

    Yo this dude is keeping it 100 about sensitive subjects big facts