Joe Rogan - Joey Diaz Goes Off on Using Offensive Words

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  • @Hughesless4086
    @Hughesless4086 6 лет назад +16795

    "Guess what g, it don't apply to me" - joey diaz

    • @nosferdanku3093
      @nosferdanku3093 5 лет назад +427

      Joey "Guess what g it don't apply to me" Diaz

    • @TheModernRiot
      @TheModernRiot 5 лет назад +352

      Real mobster confirmed

    • @Elusive_Pete
      @Elusive_Pete 4 года назад +263

      This is exactly the way I see it. Somebody says "that's offensive", I respond "I'M not playing that game, it's just an opinion."

    • @sergiomendoza4040
      @sergiomendoza4040 4 года назад +82

      Peter Andrews same honestly I do the exact same thing it’s just pointless I’m not gonna change the way I refer to people because they can’t accept themselves and whatever pronouns and shit that they feel they need to be referred to as. It’s just stupid and narcissistic as fuck better not to feed into the already growing issue.

    • @sm8645
      @sm8645 4 года назад +3

      Surfin' the Kali Yuga don’t disrespect coco

  • @alexbolton9492
    @alexbolton9492 4 года назад +19273

    Everytime he raises his voice, i feel like hes arguing with me and i feel like im in trouble

    • @thealmightyscronski2329
      @thealmightyscronski2329 4 года назад +305

      alex bolton Sometimes I feel like he’s arguing with his own thoughts

    • @ozairyahya3438
      @ozairyahya3438 4 года назад +48

      I can relate to that on a level

    • @jonsnow3261
      @jonsnow3261 4 года назад +82

      Science Fiction just cos you want to fuck him doesn’t mean he’s a pussy

    • @thatoneblackguy6178
      @thatoneblackguy6178 4 года назад +6

      Science Fiction you foul 🤣🤣🤣🥭🍭

    • @se7ensiinz
      @se7ensiinz 4 года назад +23

      Science Fiction ok Alpha Male 😂😂

  • @BobRoss-kt4yu
    @BobRoss-kt4yu 4 года назад +11756

    Joey “listened to it twice, did an edible, and cried” Diaz

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 года назад +101

      That's just me whenever I'm on edibles.
      The crying happens when my body is paralyzed.

    • @mieshawn3718
      @mieshawn3718 4 года назад +5

      0:

    • @Z_Co95
      @Z_Co95 4 года назад +5

      1,000th like. You’re welcome

    • @BobRoss-kt4yu
      @BobRoss-kt4yu 4 года назад +1

      407 Kidd thank you (:

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 4 года назад +25

      How anyone gets baked off edibles is beyond me

  • @zac3878
    @zac3878 Год назад +2080

    It will be a sad day when this man passes

    • @tyrellstephenson2610
      @tyrellstephenson2610 Год назад +85

      Think positive

    • @joelgriffin8222
      @joelgriffin8222 Год назад +25

      Think about it often, and then it won't hurt as much when it happens

    • @lemshetski9928
      @lemshetski9928 Год назад +17

      @@joelgriffin8222 hes only in his 50's he has 20 or 30 years left my friend

    • @joelgriffin8222
      @joelgriffin8222 Год назад +16

      @@lemshetski9928 You can never be too sure

    • @aidankrapf428
      @aidankrapf428 Год назад +19

      @@lemshetski9928 doubt that. hes done too many drugs to live that long honestly

  • @Michael-px4oj
    @Michael-px4oj 5 лет назад +11490

    Joey *interrupts his own sentence* Diaz

    • @devmehta5313
      @devmehta5313 4 года назад +112

      Idk why this made me laugh so hard

    • @IWantToOutliveMyChildren
      @IWantToOutliveMyChildren 4 года назад +13

      Unknown ur profile pic turned my gay thanks asshole

    • @jjdbzfan18
      @jjdbzfan18 4 года назад +7

      Unknown 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theshow837
      @theshow837 4 года назад +4

      Fuck you bro all tho this is hilarious fuck you XD

    • @tnrd4944
      @tnrd4944 3 года назад +5

      timestamp?

  • @elijahkelly3347
    @elijahkelly3347 5 лет назад +19826

    If a Cigar came to life

    • @Zvani_Kalash
      @Zvani_Kalash 4 года назад +323

      Elijah Kelly A Cuban cigar

    • @bonelessthincrust
      @bonelessthincrust 4 года назад +311

      If a cartoon bulldog eating a salami sandwich came to life 🤣

    • @randallacuna6501
      @randallacuna6501 4 года назад +37

      I imagine it sounds like Al Capone's sex voice

    • @FaridShahidinejad
      @FaridShahidinejad 4 года назад +37

      Haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thank you.

    • @pappygilmore8949
      @pappygilmore8949 4 года назад +6

      That cigar will fuxk you up too . Came to life or not.

  • @unclewhom3967
    @unclewhom3967 6 лет назад +2961

    “Chinese people are outta fireworks they moved on to other things” 😂

    • @eskeknas5540
      @eskeknas5540 6 лет назад +29

      Yeah, this made me chuckle!

    • @Impuritan1
      @Impuritan1 6 лет назад +27

      Uncle Whom, I’ll take “Knockoff high end purses” for $600 Alex.

    • @loppingdot5248
      @loppingdot5248 6 лет назад +1

      😚 Sweet Home ✨
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      😚 Sweet Home ✨
      🏠❤🏠💃💛🏃🎶🎶
      😚 Sweet Home ✨
      🏠❤🏠💃💛🏃🎶🎶
      😚 Sweet Home ✨
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    • @HgihAsFcuk
      @HgihAsFcuk 5 лет назад +7

      hahah I had to check if someone said it that was good shit

    • @antispaghettigod1201
      @antispaghettigod1201 5 лет назад +1

      @@Impuritan1 I'll take clandestine Fentanyl labs for 1,000 ,Alex

  • @MC-bd5ub
    @MC-bd5ub 3 года назад +124

    "Bill Hicks is dead and I don't feel too good myself... "what a line

  • @hartattack0725
    @hartattack0725 6 лет назад +8202

    A fired up joey Diaz is the funniest man on the planet. Tremendous

    • @HulkBogan
      @HulkBogan 6 лет назад +48

      hartattack07 like a docta

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 лет назад +12

      nah, he sounds like a low iq fake soprano fill in.. weak immigrant mentality

    • @yng.collecta2599
      @yng.collecta2599 6 лет назад +136

      Jacob Boer go fuck yourself

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 6 лет назад +21

      Absolutely agree with his anti-PC take. I hate it and i'm right in the middle of PC heaven. Los Angeles

    • @jamishmcquo7590
      @jamishmcquo7590 6 лет назад +25

      the fuck is immigrant mentality? lmao only person i ever heard say that is joey diaz himself, sounds like ya like him alot more than you act like lmfao

  • @mrpaddykid
    @mrpaddykid 6 лет назад +20906

    If cholesterol had a voice

  • @lukeferraro01
    @lukeferraro01 4 года назад +12638

    Everyone clowning his voice but legit, there’s a soothing quality to it

    • @prasun911
      @prasun911 4 года назад +220

      The OG of asmr

    • @swazgiek4559
      @swazgiek4559 4 года назад +64

      No cap! No homo

    • @anchorbubba
      @anchorbubba 4 года назад +33

      @Armando Alvarez dude stfu no one cares about punctuation on a youtube comment

    • @Succcccccccccccc
      @Succcccccccccccc 4 года назад +67

      It's like talking to an old uncle or a relative

    • @cc1093
      @cc1093 4 года назад

      I think that's another reason Why he got to voice act on midnight gospel

  • @alexcanarick6206
    @alexcanarick6206 3 года назад +122

    Does anyone else want a motivational speech narrated by Joey Diaz

    • @graeme8800
      @graeme8800 2 года назад

      No!

    • @Yung_Bnoxxx
      @Yung_Bnoxxx Год назад

      "Get ya fuckin head outta da gutter and go do something fuckhead!"

    • @raygun26
      @raygun26 11 месяцев назад

      @@graeme8800that’s because there’s no helping a useless momo like you.

    • @farukleonaltinsoy9151
      @farukleonaltinsoy9151 7 месяцев назад

      "Get up cocksuckers, it's time to be a fuckin American"

    • @slimmachado5405
      @slimmachado5405 5 месяцев назад

      He’s got a bunch of them, look up Joey Diaz Monday Motivation. They’re hilarious but they’ll fire you up.

  • @c0ntra605
    @c0ntra605 4 года назад +7239

    Joey Diaz is a human cigar, and joe rogan is a blunt laced with dmt

    • @ubehaze6431
      @ubehaze6431 4 года назад +13

      yup

    • @dreadedenterprise51
      @dreadedenterprise51 4 года назад +248

      Not just any cigar, a *cuban cigar*

    • @MJCarrilloCastro
      @MJCarrilloCastro 4 года назад +200

      @@dreadedenterprise51 not just a Cuban cigar, a Cuban cigar laced with cocaine.

    • @Petryfied
      @Petryfied 3 года назад +33

      Nah Rogan is more like a joint of dmt not a blunt 😂

    • @Killercam154
      @Killercam154 3 года назад +3

      @@Petryfied was gonna say same thing

  • @Sea_ss
    @Sea_ss 6 лет назад +3322

    Why does he sound and come off as an Italian mobster?

  • @zigotina
    @zigotina 6 лет назад +2723

    Joey 'let me tell you something dawg' Diaz

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 6 лет назад +62

      joey "i say your full name every time" diaz

    • @Omoiyari23
      @Omoiyari23 5 лет назад +3

      Lmfao i love that he does that lika trademark

    • @Tarek20x
      @Tarek20x 5 лет назад +5

      "Please, dawg is my cousin, that's a good guess.."

    • @NutsyNunn
      @NutsyNunn 5 лет назад

      Tarek Ayoubi Classic Chappelle

    • @julienklassen5733
      @julienklassen5733 5 лет назад +1

      OLE SammyOLE 😂😂 JOE ROGAN, JOE ROGAN LISTEN

  • @Bastikovski99
    @Bastikovski99 3 года назад +373

    This is actually a very important message from Mr. Diaz. Comedy and comedians are supposed to be the social gadfly of tradition, like Socrates questioning the theology and morals of his day. If we as a culture cant take a little humor, a little prodding and questioning of our beliefs and systems of justice, then there is a foundational problem in the functioning of our society. Comedy should never be censored!

    • @justinharvie8126
      @justinharvie8126 Год назад +10

      Agreed. And I also feel the same way with music.

    • @PsychedelicAnxiety
      @PsychedelicAnxiety Год назад +5

      Socrates had a point and was extremely polite. Comedians are less worried about behaving a point than they are about funny. Socrates also wanted all entertainment kicked out of the city if it didn’t represent the highest moral standards. He thought it was wrong to show the Gods behaving badly. He would’ve been opposed to comedy. They also had comedy in his day and those people were against Socrates

    • @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS
      @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@PsychedelicAnxietyMaking a direct comparison to classical Greek comedy and modern stand up.
      .
      Don't hurt your back with all that reaching dude.

    • @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical
      @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical 6 месяцев назад

      It's an essential transgressive medium that points out the current absurdities of life . Fair enough everyone has thier red lines and even with comedy there's an understanding that you most likely might get offended especially the blue style comedians which is of course base humour because every human being can relate to it. It is designed to lampoon and even humiliate the so called good and the great. You put too much muzzle on it guess what it either chews through it or looses it's teeth in the process. Comedy is an Oxymoron - it's controlled chaos in an appropriate forum not a TED talk or political soap box. Humour, is an interesting word - 1 to laugh at innanities and absurdities. 2 to tolerate and endure a discomfort or annoyance with grace.

    • @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical
      @Shugg-Goff-HHoffical 6 месяцев назад

      ​@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS no he has a point though, it's not making it loftier that it actually is but there's some truth to the shock tactics. I would say more akin to Diogenes and his antics who was obviously one fucked up individual even for his time.

  • @DannyBoySmith1993
    @DannyBoySmith1993 6 лет назад +4994

    Joey "I did an edible and cried" Diaz

  • @pmaii7707
    @pmaii7707 5 лет назад +1930

    Joey “ Bicentennial Niqqa” Diaz

    • @BCS1105
      @BCS1105 5 лет назад +49

      Bilbous Bagoda No. It just has horrific historical connections so nobody, including myself, likes to use it.

    • @navruk5386
      @navruk5386 5 лет назад +204

      @@BCS1105 Oh stop being such a pussy. It's just a word, nigga.

    • @BCS1105
      @BCS1105 5 лет назад +5

      Navruk Fuck Off!

    • @BCS1105
      @BCS1105 5 лет назад +12

      Bilbous Bagoda Lose the sarcasm pal. It looks awful on you.

    • @fij-i2867
      @fij-i2867 4 года назад +6

      Bilbous Bagoda yeah... you’re white 😂

  • @huskygruff3115
    @huskygruff3115 4 года назад +4103

    If high blood pressure grew up in New York in the 50s and had a voice

    • @kingsports0961
      @kingsports0961 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @GoatThroatGoblin
      @GoatThroatGoblin 4 года назад +19

      Husky Gruff “if cholesterol had a voice” nice comment steal

    • @0binnamadeit808
      @0binnamadeit808 4 года назад +12

      Ghost not everybody has to be a comment thief some people just comment without checking for similar comments

    • @Joker863x
      @Joker863x 4 года назад +5

      Ghost this is RUclips WHO THE F CARES

    • @jeffdahmoose776_6
      @jeffdahmoose776_6 4 года назад

      @@GoatThroatGoblin gae

  • @MM-qi5mk
    @MM-qi5mk Год назад +136

    “ I listened to it twice. I had an edible and cried “ 😂 Joey diaz is a national treasure

  • @stevonico
    @stevonico 4 года назад +4845

    “Joey Diaz is offended by people being offended by offensive words”

    • @bigmo1699
      @bigmo1699 4 года назад +45

      Michael Thompson frs I hate when people get all sad when ur walking and u curse around them or there kids actin like they ain’t gonna know those words later on 😂

    • @jackcrump6020
      @jackcrump6020 4 года назад +14

      @@bigmo1699 ppl dumb af nowadays

    • @ed3829
      @ed3829 3 года назад

      You're fuckin ten ply, buddy.

    • @mohammedhussain6749
      @mohammedhussain6749 3 года назад +2

      Joey is offended when you ask him “how he is?”

    • @KGEE-WeTheGees
      @KGEE-WeTheGees 3 года назад +1

      We should all be that way... if not, it opens some pretty dark paths.

  • @jackdaknife
    @jackdaknife 6 лет назад +4993

    "chinese are all out of fireworks, they moved on to other things"
    He's just naturally funny.

    • @johoxjxhxh2176
      @johoxjxhxh2176 4 года назад +41

      Nice profile pic g

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 4 года назад +9

      Best line here honestly

    • @RRPBJJ
      @RRPBJJ 2 года назад +10

      he didnt realize he was predicting the future.

    • @frostyhamster3116
      @frostyhamster3116 2 года назад +5

      @@RRPBJJ what future? Fireworks haven’t been allowed for 10 years now

    • @ammorolrene3942
      @ammorolrene3942 2 года назад +2

      A nice rustic feel

  • @CanObeyComedy
    @CanObeyComedy 5 лет назад +5066

    "why is that racist?"
    "because its racist"
    pretty much 2018/2019

    • @jamesroboyle
      @jamesroboyle 5 лет назад +60

      Is it “racist” to be a racecar driver ? 😂😂😂

    • @martins458
      @martins458 5 лет назад +15

      @Life With Honor amazing.

    • @avalsonline2
      @avalsonline2 5 лет назад +33

      @Life With Honor tell that to the people of El Paso

    • @devinsuni
      @devinsuni 5 лет назад +94

      I got called a racist at the store because i had an american flag tshirt that outlined the united states. Goodjob 2019

    • @martins458
      @martins458 5 лет назад +207

      @@devinsuni i got called a nigger cause my skin is black.

  • @jonmartin2913
    @jonmartin2913 2 года назад +11

    As a black man I totally fucking agree with Joey. Folks gotta get a mf life an stop trying to be a victim. Comedy is suppose to be a safe place, but the world is soft. An the will smith/Chris rock situation can attest to that

  • @Alexthatsnottaken
    @Alexthatsnottaken 6 лет назад +2869

    We should be passionate about freedom of speech

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 6 лет назад +17

      Alex DePasquale who is “we”? This isn’t just an American site. How do influence laws, not on your borders? Also, you need to be at least 18, for the first amendment to even apply to you, passion is not a replacement for education.

    • @Alexthatsnottaken
      @Alexthatsnottaken 6 лет назад +147

      jnnx I said nothing about laws.

    • @sniff494
      @sniff494 6 лет назад +146

      jnnx "We" is every human being on this Earth because freedom of speech is a god given right given to every person at birth

    • @Alexthatsnottaken
      @Alexthatsnottaken 6 лет назад +105

      There's two types of people in this world. The ones that respect you, and the ones that do not. But the one who tells you how not to speak is one that does not respect you. You have no obligation to give half a fuck what someone else wants you to say or not say. Never become complacent in regards to being able to express freely.

    • @Mrwhite-u3g
      @Mrwhite-u3g 6 лет назад +4

      I'd like to see how this obsession with free speech would fare in a prison setting. Or in a courthouse. Or in a church.

  • @jamestony4985
    @jamestony4985 6 лет назад +1754

    People are offended by everything

    • @ITSFRICKENADAM
      @ITSFRICKENADAM 6 лет назад +58

      James Tony I'm offended by your comment

    • @jamestony4985
      @jamestony4985 6 лет назад +27

      Yep its amazing how safe the internet is

    • @ninenine2438
      @ninenine2438 6 лет назад +42

      Left leaning communists are ruining this country

    • @dripchecklmao497
      @dripchecklmao497 6 лет назад +1

      @@impitt28 who hurt you?

    • @fernando8246
      @fernando8246 5 лет назад +17

      Reported for being offensive

  • @kaslogan5597
    @kaslogan5597 5 лет назад +2355

    His voice is almost a mix of carpet burn and a Mack truck engine braking lol

    • @Neon-zj1uk
      @Neon-zj1uk 4 года назад +19

      Kyle Logan and leather

    • @chrispena8186
      @chrispena8186 4 года назад +5

      Especially his laughter haha.

    • @somemong5402
      @somemong5402 4 года назад +1

      It’s just lots and lots of weed

    • @REAPER3fitty
      @REAPER3fitty 4 года назад +2

      @@somemong5402 no

    • @jjoseph8276
      @jjoseph8276 4 года назад +3

      This comment is textural genius

  • @Guyonnn
    @Guyonnn 2 года назад +123

    “It doesn’t apply to me, and it will never apply to me” - Joey Diaz
    Words I live by everyday!!

  • @mr.mr.541
    @mr.mr.541 4 года назад +697

    When you realize a Cuban is more Italian than you.

  • @AdamBouabda
    @AdamBouabda 6 лет назад +2474

    Joey looking slim!

    • @mfpope7431
      @mfpope7431 6 лет назад +38

      Adam Bouabda no he doesn’t

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 6 лет назад +18

      Adam Bouabda He ain't no Ari Shaffir Dawg!

    • @Velc3838
      @Velc3838 6 лет назад +85

      Joey jiu jitsu has been putting in work on the mat

    • @tripp8833
      @tripp8833 6 лет назад +145

      he started eating those low carb edibles.

    • @ericlofstrand
      @ericlofstrand 6 лет назад +3

      More like a slim jim

  • @noobz4hire290
    @noobz4hire290 6 лет назад +1507

    Why’d y’all have to do Uncle Joey like that in the thumbnail 😂😂😂

    • @itsrylo4179
      @itsrylo4179 6 лет назад +28

      Diaz should slap up young Jamie 😂😂😂

    • @karljonson3287
      @karljonson3287 6 лет назад +2

      I'm dead.

    • @UncleJoey619
      @UncleJoey619 6 лет назад

      karl jonson same

    • @krink0845
      @krink0845 6 лет назад +19

      Because, when Joey's face looks like that, you know it's gonna be funny shit. If Joey's fired up... Magic is happening.

    • @lordperezident
      @lordperezident 6 лет назад +1

      Noobz4Hire blame Jamie for that lol I think and others as well believe it's funny as shit. He's better and more hilarious when the expressions on his face are like that haha right right?

  • @porko882
    @porko882 Год назад +91

    Joey Diaz is a beautiful man, he only tries to be himself and doesn't care what anyone else says. I love how he just starts arguing for no reason "susquehanna hats"

  • @Duderonamy1337
    @Duderonamy1337 6 лет назад +1707

    joey sounds like a heart attack

  • @CaptAlCaboose
    @CaptAlCaboose 6 лет назад +379

    "If I offended you, you needed it" - Corey Taylor

  • @sclark6807
    @sclark6807 6 лет назад +674

    Dont ever change Joey.

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 лет назад

      S Clark no Joey,, changr be yourself for once

  • @burdy707
    @burdy707 2 года назад +36

    “i listened to it twice, i did an edible, and cried” the most joey diaz sentence of all time

  • @buer_reub
    @buer_reub 4 года назад +829

    "I did an edible, and I cry."

    • @Steve1000ish
      @Steve1000ish 4 года назад +3

      And cried*

    • @buer_reub
      @buer_reub 4 года назад +38

      @@Steve1000ish he cry

    • @vV4L1UM
      @vV4L1UM 4 года назад +11

      @@Steve1000ish he cry

    • @Sammy-J.
      @Sammy-J. 4 года назад +7

      @@Steve1000ish he cry

    • @baileyward1
      @baileyward1 4 года назад +7

      Boomshak987 he cry

  • @andremcflurry4002
    @andremcflurry4002 4 года назад +665

    You can hear Joey panting when he’s not talking 😂

    • @SV-pp9ub
      @SV-pp9ub 4 года назад +42

      Andre McFlurry his heart rate probably goes up when he talks

    • @reman3000
      @reman3000 4 года назад +12

      @@SV-pp9ub brooo these comments are killing me

    • @benjamincarver2940
      @benjamincarver2940 4 года назад +5

      That’s all I can hear now

    • @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd
      @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abandonedhope2606
      @abandonedhope2606 Год назад +1

      Because he is fuckung SICK of us 🤣🤣🤣 and life

  • @abuliberalee
    @abuliberalee 5 лет назад +272

    "Chinese people are outta fireworks now. They've moved on to other things." 😂😂😂

    • @tatthagatha2657
      @tatthagatha2657 4 года назад +16

      This didn't age well

    • @Rj-ub8rg
      @Rj-ub8rg 3 года назад +8

      @@tatthagatha2657 tf yes it did

    • @trent2kg813
      @trent2kg813 3 года назад +3

      @@tatthagatha2657 this aged like fine wine

  • @MGGXT
    @MGGXT 3 года назад +52

    "I'm here to tell you how I see it, and if I offend you, I offend you"
    That's the right attitude to comedy right there. George Carlin would be proud.

  • @dylanr9962
    @dylanr9962 4 года назад +438

    Joey "Geuss what G, it dont apply to me" Diaz

  • @HeavyMetalHero115
    @HeavyMetalHero115 4 года назад +930

    “ I did an edible and cried”. I feel like him saying that is a really big deal. The dude had a tough life, he went through a shit ton. I don’t know, I just don’t want that being overlooked.

    • @MadeOfStone02
      @MadeOfStone02 3 года назад +53

      It’s good to see an actual comment for once instead of seeing people trying to be funny and regurgitating overused “jokes”

    • @RealBrizz
      @RealBrizz 3 года назад +3

      People shouldn't get offended over stuff that happens in their lives, just learn to get over it pussies

    • @100gecsrbetterthangod5
      @100gecsrbetterthangod5 3 года назад +6

      @@RealBrizz seems like you missed the entire point.

    • @RealBrizz
      @RealBrizz 3 года назад

      @@100gecsrbetterthangod5 seems like you missed the joke

    • @TylerGualtieri
      @TylerGualtieri 3 года назад +8

      I'm sure he's referring to him crying laughing listening to Richard Prior while high on an edible

  • @BingoBangoBongoBOOM
    @BingoBangoBongoBOOM 2 года назад +8

    Uh oh... Joey said "the N-word"... the cancellers will be coming for him next. Although that's the exact context AND name of the album he was referencing...

  • @ChristAliveForevermore
    @ChristAliveForevermore 6 лет назад +687

    "Chinese are outta fireworks. They moved on to other things."
    Best Joey quote ever.

  • @nightviber2097
    @nightviber2097 4 года назад +522

    "If i offend you, i offend you" 4:31
    Realest words out there

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat 3 года назад +9

      There’s people like Joey Diaz who just say it how it is, then there’s people like your old ass neighbor “maga hat, freedom of speech” Craig.

    • @chopsyoutube
      @chopsyoutube 2 года назад +5

      @@A_Random_Rat okay Libby tibby

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat 2 года назад +1

      @@chopsyoutube Ok fortnite gamer

  • @peoplegetslapped1502
    @peoplegetslapped1502 6 лет назад +528

    Joeys energy levels are increasing from losing weight and Joe's are decreasing from the pressure of trying to conceal being in the cia

    • @chrishansen8558
      @chrishansen8558 6 лет назад +5

      Jack Thegrannybasher yeah he's so low energy this podcast. Not doing the usual loud fake laughs

    • @moonlit6311
      @moonlit6311 6 лет назад +4

      CIA??

    • @Alex-mt8qh
      @Alex-mt8qh 5 лет назад +4

      He’s a CIA shill

    • @kefkapalazzo1
      @kefkapalazzo1 5 лет назад

      fml lmao why would he spend all his damn time in the states Alex Jones is insane

    • @joeblow8962
      @joeblow8962 5 лет назад

      Hows the chili? Richard...

  • @adamzoubi96
    @adamzoubi96 3 года назад +89

    I never seen Joey serious like that.
    He's 100% right, everything he said is facts.

  • @svers_personal
    @svers_personal 5 лет назад +434

    "Bill Hicks is dead and I don't feel too good myself" - JD

    • @Ken-pv9zu
      @Ken-pv9zu 4 года назад +35

      One foot in the grave the other on a banana peel.

    • @nakulyadav9287
      @nakulyadav9287 4 года назад +9

      She was a Solid 300 and I was a 100 with a crucifix in maah pocket.

  • @JOOLVAUR
    @JOOLVAUR 5 лет назад +1198

    Why does Joey always look like he’s 2 seconds away from having a heart attack

    • @thetreedictator3168
      @thetreedictator3168 4 года назад +10

      Imma guess the drugs, man

    • @staxedwardz8278
      @staxedwardz8278 4 года назад +26

      Years of coke abuse

    • @midnightt0ker997
      @midnightt0ker997 4 года назад +7

      JULIXNS _ TOXSICK he used to do coke back in the day, my dad is the same way LMAO

    • @jordannolan4008
      @jordannolan4008 4 года назад +1

      midnight t0ker yer das a coke head

    • @Uxoriouswidow
      @Uxoriouswidow 4 года назад +1

      @Phil Lip If he has a burst ventricle he's taking out two or three blocks with him

  • @nickmattio3397
    @nickmattio3397 6 лет назад +364

    “Jusss Soo You Knoo...NOOOOOOO!!!! >:•O”-Joey Diaz

  • @LoneCrusader
    @LoneCrusader 2 года назад +2

    People act like different races don’t bring different things to the table. We were all the same, we would be robots. We’re different and our cultures are different. Legit, nothing wrong with having different cultures.

  • @bryansaravia5903
    @bryansaravia5903 5 лет назад +514

    Joey diaz is the best mafia looking boss out there let alone his accent 😂💀

    • @jimsterbitch2478
      @jimsterbitch2478 4 года назад +22

      He's in the game Mafia 3

    • @NoU-pf8fc
      @NoU-pf8fc 4 года назад +6

      He fits well in these stereotypes

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 4 года назад +8

      He should've made a cameo or been part of the cast of The Sopranos

    • @tanflo
      @tanflo 4 года назад +5

      @@chefboiardeeznutz9881 he's gonna be in the prequel series

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 4 года назад +3

      @@tanflo you mean The Many Saints Of Newark or whatever its called

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan 6 лет назад +404

    Joey Diaz is the Pimp C of comedy.

  • @innerpowerup
    @innerpowerup 6 лет назад +715

    This conversation makes me think about the reason they burned books in the book Fahrenheit 451;because that society could only agree on 3 books that offended no one. Is that where we're headed? Say nothing because that's the only way to make sure no one's offended?

    • @FourScore460
      @FourScore460 6 лет назад +36

      innerpowerup If not stopped than yes we're in that direction

    • @MadeRude91
      @MadeRude91 6 лет назад +9

      Quite likely man

    • @innerpowerup
      @innerpowerup 6 лет назад +9

      The 4th Solution So should we keep saying this is the land of the free?

    • @innerpowerup
      @innerpowerup 6 лет назад +10

      Lorinand Vesuvius Sticks and stones do break bones and now words also offend me, that's what it. Is.

    • @lorinandvesuvius6142
      @lorinandvesuvius6142 6 лет назад +24

      innerpowerup I agree but these people just get offended for the sake of being offended. Common sense is nowhere to be found anymore.

  • @Sg2hck
    @Sg2hck 2 года назад +3

    This bald guy should be careful about what he says, he might get in trouble in future.

    • @GDN_Dan
      @GDN_Dan 2 года назад +2

      In trouble by whom? The twitter warlords? haha

  • @Keith293
    @Keith293 4 года назад +605

    I love how when joe and Joey get together they just hangout like it’s not an interview

  • @Verbally.autistic
    @Verbally.autistic 6 лет назад +482

    Mad respect how Joey diaz is real with own style. Ain't nobody gonna top him.👏👌

    • @Yuki-bk2my
      @Yuki-bk2my 6 лет назад +5

      Kaleo Glory yh he’s the funniest comedian about par none

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 лет назад +2

      whats so real about a cuban pretending to be like a Soprano dock worker mobster character? not very original

    • @riptrojans7237
      @riptrojans7237 6 лет назад +6

      Jacob Boer One of his most famous stories is him getting beat up by a homosexual he tried to rob in some parking lot. Real tough guy shit no ?

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 лет назад

      Enter the name i heard the highly embellished comedy story before.. plus I Don't like fillthy theives

    • @joeboerson2415
      @joeboerson2415 6 лет назад +1

      Frank Flynn no i don't believe it.. u are the one pushing it as reality.. joey lives in a wacky bizarro pot head world. Joe Rogan caters to 15 year olds who use jerkoff toys.. thats your hero not mine

  • @TuPacMakaveliPac
    @TuPacMakaveliPac 4 года назад +758

    Joey predicted the Corona outbreak wearing that t-shirt

  • @jojack228
    @jojack228 Год назад +3

    Stereotypes aren't racist if they are true, that makes them facts. Good or bad its a fact.

    • @Thisisadream17
      @Thisisadream17 11 месяцев назад

      Read a book kid

    • @jojack228
      @jojack228 11 месяцев назад

      @@Thisisadream17 Cope with reality sport lol 😆

    • @Thisisadream17
      @Thisisadream17 11 месяцев назад

      @@jojack228 When people believe in stereotypes, they often notice and remember instances that confirm the stereotype while ignoring or forgetting instances that contradict it. This confirmation bias can reinforce and perpetuate stereotypes.

    • @jojack228
      @jojack228 11 месяцев назад

      @@Thisisadream17 dude. I'm not white. Ik how my people act, exactly how we are described. You ain't telling me shit about stereotypes. And reality supercedes feelings. My point is if the the stereotype is true then it's not racist. I'm not about that victim mentality, do better that's all.

    • @Thisisadream17
      @Thisisadream17 11 месяцев назад

      @@jojack228 i just stated a fact i don’t really care for your opinion tbh

  • @ambrosemorningstar2025
    @ambrosemorningstar2025 4 года назад +348

    Joey Diaz hasn't just been through stuff and seen stuff, he's a man who understands what he's been through and tries to be better because of it. He's a great man and an amazing talent.

    • @Willoops
      @Willoops Год назад +1

      Had my dyslexic ass in the first half 😂 I thought you were trying to say he hasn’t been through a lot

  • @HR-ws1rj
    @HR-ws1rj 6 лет назад +503

    Doey Jiaz

  • @PracticallyAFK
    @PracticallyAFK 6 лет назад +172

    I went to the store today and they were giving out free energy drinks. I asked the cashier which flavor he would choose and he said “I’m black so I’d pick grape, we stick to what we know”. I laughed, it’s good to know most of America isn’t so sensitive like the LA liberals.

    • @PracticallyAFK
      @PracticallyAFK 6 лет назад +19

      AJ I’ve found that most people are just normal people. Just most the people on the interwebs want to feel outraged. Especially twitter

    • @armandosoria7993
      @armandosoria7993 5 лет назад +2

      I live 15 min from LA county in Orange County. LA people are a different fucking breed man!

    • @DontNeedToKnow84
      @DontNeedToKnow84 5 лет назад

      Armando Soria And OC people are better? Lol. Gtfoh with that bull.

    • @armandosoria7993
      @armandosoria7993 5 лет назад +1

      @@DontNeedToKnow84 oh no no no. Im not saying that at all. OC has its own people problems. Especially plastic surgery.... and really dumb people. Im just saying LA people and OC people are pretty different. LA people seems pretty aggressive or chip on their shoulder like. Not everyone of course just what ive experienced. Especially the deeper you go. In OC the deeper you go people get faker and faker.

    • @f67739
      @f67739 5 лет назад

      @AJ the internet removes plenty of common sense you would have interacting with others in real life, its proven

  • @canadaeast8358
    @canadaeast8358 2 года назад +3

    I grew up on all those words too and I’m 40 i still use them but I don’t mean anything by it .call me a Newfie i didn’t give a flying fuck You know why . Because I am a fuckin Newfie

  • @karljonson3287
    @karljonson3287 6 лет назад +242

    Lmao Powerful Jamie has the thumbnail game on.

    • @logos4150
      @logos4150 6 лет назад +2

      Another person manages the clip channel, not Jamie.

    • @lordperezident
      @lordperezident 6 лет назад +8

      de yes. Hes the one that uploads all the short videos from the main podcast

  • @vic9307
    @vic9307 6 лет назад +408

    Joey exposed joe for making him take offensive jokes out of his special

    • @airzone2332
      @airzone2332 6 лет назад +9

      Vic he’s talking about Netflix

    • @vic9307
      @vic9307 6 лет назад +18

      No Joeys next special is being produced by Joe

    • @bigfred0997
      @bigfred0997 6 лет назад +21

      Rogan is turning into a snowflake over profit

    • @HappyDragneels_page
      @HappyDragneels_page 6 лет назад +20

      he also stated he had no problem doing this for joe, because he understands business, he exposed how the business works he didnt expose joe gtfo with your shitstirring

    • @BasedBrooklyn
      @BasedBrooklyn 6 лет назад +10

      actually what he said was he understood why you would censor your act for a huge company like netflix ("its a business" is his words) but that he would never censor his act at the clubs.

  • @ryanalfonso875
    @ryanalfonso875 3 года назад +14

    1:11 When grandma says, "you look thin, here's another helping".

  • @Skizzeckz
    @Skizzeckz 6 лет назад +34

    I'm tired of this outrageous level of sensitivity today, and I'm Canadian. Shits overinflated.

  • @Logicalpsycho2323
    @Logicalpsycho2323 4 года назад +84

    1:23 Kevin Hart: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HE SAID NIGGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @CommonCentrist82
    @CommonCentrist82 6 лет назад +572

    I just hate the climate we are all living in. Even Rogan has calmed down quite a bit. He isn't nearly as controversial with his thinking. Unfortunately he will be berated by the liberal media if he doesn't act PC. Even when he praises the right nowadays he does it in a very apologetic way. He used to call out his guests a lot more too, now he just goes along with a lot of their bullshit. I like Joe but he does hold back now than he did in the past.

    • @CommonCentrist82
      @CommonCentrist82 6 лет назад +22

      J Abbey I know... He got too big. Pretty much every topic nowadays will offend someone. Even your average person can't go on Facebook and say things even a little controversial. Anyone can lose their job over saying something politically incorrect.

    • @johnedwards1968
      @johnedwards1968 6 лет назад +26

      He was NEVER controversial, just sympathetic to the anti-SJW, social justice warriors. How that group morphed into what they hate most, is incredibly ironic. How is shaming words like racism, bigotry, feminism not just another form of social justice activism?

    • @nateone6632
      @nateone6632 6 лет назад

      Stephen 1982 he's becoming fake leftist

    • @jclark1693
      @jclark1693 6 лет назад +3

      Nate one how?

    • @Kevin-xi3bz
      @Kevin-xi3bz 6 лет назад +17

      Stephen 1982 You fanboys quit saying that lol like a MAN can't change or mature.

  • @jessenemecek3853
    @jessenemecek3853 2 года назад +5

    Stay black cuz that the most important

  • @menacethepainter8045
    @menacethepainter8045 4 года назад +144

    Take me back to Joey’s youth, everyone is sensitive af now 🖕🏻

    • @judahgonzalez3490
      @judahgonzalez3490 4 года назад +2

      Menace the Painter facts

    • @jesusocotecatl4910
      @jesusocotecatl4910 4 года назад +5

      Yeah where y’all hated people of color and just call them slurs

    • @menacethepainter8045
      @menacethepainter8045 4 года назад +17

      Jesus Ocotecatl wtf you talking about??? That shit still goes now to this day. Chill out bro you’re talking this to serious 😂

    • @coreymcdouble2421
      @coreymcdouble2421 3 года назад +3

      @@jesusocotecatl4910 good

    • @alienboy1322
      @alienboy1322 3 года назад

      @@menacethepainter8045
      Oh boo who. Says the guy who's whinny about it.

  • @frankie6890
    @frankie6890 4 года назад +48

    Joey Diaz is one of the most real and unreal person ever

    • @hamzaa.8082
      @hamzaa.8082 4 года назад +2

      Frankie Dean coco kicks on and off 😹

    • @namesareaconspiracy9063
      @namesareaconspiracy9063 3 года назад

      Oh dude he’s amazing. My dad is just like him in a lot of ways and grew up a similar way. He even sounds like him cause he’s been smoking for almost 50 years. I used to be embarrassed when he said politically incorrect shit in public as a kid but now I just laugh. When I found Joey Diaz it was so familiar to me, like I had known him my whole life and I’ve been watching everything he puts out since

  • @atomicboomstick2543
    @atomicboomstick2543 4 года назад +64

    Ain't nobody cancelling OUR uncle Joey!

  • @thekito4623
    @thekito4623 2 года назад +3

    Now theyre trying to cancel jre.... for stuff like this...

  • @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431
    @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431 4 года назад +151

    He goes from yelling to calmly speaking fast as hell

  • @Iheartdgd
    @Iheartdgd 6 лет назад +86

    Joeys lookin good man , glad to see he’s stayin healthy.

  • @ThirstyHyena
    @ThirstyHyena 5 лет назад +175

    420th dislike... JK, can't dislike this legend, I'll let somebody else do that.

  • @gokurocks9
    @gokurocks9 3 года назад +9

    Joe "How is it racist if it's true?" Rogan

  • @beanbagpilot922
    @beanbagpilot922 6 лет назад +51

    Happy 4th everybody. Go blow some shit up... in a good way this time.

    • @Verbally.autistic
      @Verbally.autistic 6 лет назад +3

      Bean Bag On Ya Chin have a good day brother God bless america. 👌🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @beanbagpilot922
      @beanbagpilot922 6 лет назад +2

      Kaleo Glory

  • @TheLegitGamer-sz6kh
    @TheLegitGamer-sz6kh 4 года назад +39

    “I listened to it twice, I did an edible and cried” is the most joey Diaz thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂

  • @waynemoore8811
    @waynemoore8811 6 лет назад +79

    Who snuck the coke to him

  • @jayjohnson8318
    @jayjohnson8318 2 года назад +12

    Coming back to this clip with everything that's going on at the moment. More relevant than ever

  • @passpace10
    @passpace10 6 лет назад +145

    4:09 slow it down .75 🤣🤣🤣

  • @QualeQualeson
    @QualeQualeson 6 лет назад +48

    Rogan: "I think we should play the national anthem". Coco: "Maybe later". Lol.

  • @pedromontesdeoca979
    @pedromontesdeoca979 4 года назад +45

    4:13 hahaha wtf

  • @TheIronMonkey616
    @TheIronMonkey616 Год назад +7

    "Bill Hicks is dead, and I don't feel so good myself" legendary

  • @breezzyboy7603
    @breezzyboy7603 4 года назад +68

    4:14 and keep it paused.

    • @willyyg
      @willyyg 3 года назад +5

      😭😭😭

    • @max_mna
      @max_mna 3 года назад +4

      I screenshot that . Thank you g

    • @tardwrangler
      @tardwrangler 3 года назад

      FAT GUY FROM BOSTON ERE

    • @bambulance2174
      @bambulance2174 Год назад

      Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd screen shot.

  • @jirafghjkl3870
    @jirafghjkl3870 4 года назад +20

    Based on Joey's shirt, I know it wasn't Monday when they recorded

  • @achurajamani1914
    @achurajamani1914 6 лет назад +21

    I have keep reducing and increasing my phone volume whenever joey speaks

  • @joeyalvarado3440
    @joeyalvarado3440 3 года назад +12

    1:30 WHY DOES JOE ALWAYS MOAN LIKE THAT

  • @brandonb8532
    @brandonb8532 4 года назад +23

    What your heart sounds and looks like before it goes into cardiac arrest

  • @canadian814
    @canadian814 6 лет назад +27

    I'm having a drink for my neighbor Americans right now - I wish I was in the states with you guys tonight ta party but, I can't. Have a drink for me USA! I love ya! But not that much! Peace! lol

    • @jacobctripleog
      @jacobctripleog 6 лет назад +2

      Canadian 81 Thanks Canada! We love you too. You guys are doin good, come on down later for some moose soup!

    • @Dirtymaxxx88
      @Dirtymaxxx88 6 лет назад +2

      Kingsley Zissou Or some elk knuckle🍑

  • @SpontaneityJD
    @SpontaneityJD 6 лет назад +44

    Jamie sucks at research. I literally found the wikipedia page in 3 seconds

  • @Macrohard_On_Fire
    @Macrohard_On_Fire 3 года назад +20

    I love Joey Diaz’s voice so much

  • @iheirapparent6268
    @iheirapparent6268 6 лет назад +38

    Bro, I legitimately started laughing and wheezing just reading the title and knowing what's ahead.

  • @themechanic4347
    @themechanic4347 4 года назад +59

    Imagine Joey as a translator

    • @jumpingilly732
      @jumpingilly732 4 года назад +12

      Watch the Yoel Romero JRE

    • @MTread545
      @MTread545 4 года назад +2

      Yea he's a pretty good Spanish translator

  • @jpjapers
    @jpjapers 4 года назад +13

    Id give anything to smoke a blunt with uncle joey and listen to his stories. If any story begins with a city, season and a year you know its good. "Nashville, Spring of '88"

  • @greezycrusader7868
    @greezycrusader7868 3 года назад +39

    Joey Diaz will always be one of the OGs of comedy

  • @user-hf4sb2zf9r
    @user-hf4sb2zf9r 6 лет назад +72

    Why does Rogans head keep popping into the camera ahaha

    • @pleighboi661
      @pleighboi661 5 лет назад +1

      Clean Dome haha

    • @kcroz1104
      @kcroz1104 5 лет назад

      Boss Rukus you are too oh yeah yeah

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 5 лет назад

      For his reactions, and if he might respond to what's being said.

  • @dylanrobb6605
    @dylanrobb6605 4 года назад +19

    “I think we should play the national anthem”
    “Maybe later”
    LOOLLL