Maybe. But he does talk a load of bollocks most of the time mixing more bullshit than truth. He entertains the saddo's like us though, in our sorry lives
He probably does include BS with his stories here and there, but did you ever watch/hear his podcast when his guest (forget their name, sorry) called him on this and he actually had called the guy to prove it (again this might be bs, but was funny and 'seemed' true /shrugs =)
Because of the hilarity, the amount of rewinds in this brings this 31 minute video into a 4 hour video. And its completely worth it wasting my day on it
I think joey is way funnier in these podcasts than live stand up. Here he's in his element, there's no pressure to be funny so he just lets out all these crazy stories from his past.. brilliant.
Rogan said you have to see him in person. The specials are not good. I saw him on a Tuesday night in the comedy store, my sides hurt from laughing. People literally fell down laughing.
I mean, if it was radio but.. you have the people in flesh in front of you on the screen, why the need to make cartoons of them? Genuinely curious about this nonsense
I swear, joey's reactions are just like my dads and im like joe rogan just laughing. Even tho joey is from jersey, my dad grew up in the same era as him in the 70's from NY and he acts JUST like joey diaz. its uncanny
"We had messed around a little bit, not really sex I don't remember Joe, I think I sucked her titties, I knew her brother, know what I'm saying"-Joey Diaz too damn funny hahaha
Joey Diaz should be the no 1 leading comedian out there right now. He's the funniest guy ever. Even funnier than Dave Chapelle, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, Chris Tucker and the rest of those guys. Why is this guy not mainstream yet. He makes me cry of laughter everyday. No one except from him can do that to me on a daily basis.
Daniel Dragovic i mean the problem is, like all joes friends is that they are all superfunny on podcast and Quick comments but their standup is just not funny.
@@TheeSherminator i agree but joeys standup is not bad at all? Pretty good actually. Bobby lee is not bad either if you count that as one of his comedy buddies
Because they'll bear is more acceptable and you just need to understand the industry and the type of funny and how it works if you're on the outside you don't know in some aspects he's funnier than The Comedians and some other aspects he's not I love him to death but you're just not educated enough on the entire subject to jump out the window it's statements like that you need to comprehend and understand what's going on and how it works and actually see other comedians
@Mike West none of this works that way everybody is equally funny in their own way this guy's just enjoying the New York humor too much cuz that's all he understands me and you get it and Dave Chappelle is a God at Joey Diaz is the fucking shit but everybody has their own little thing in their own way I mean Bill Burr it's one of the funniest fucking people in the world just like Joey Diaz but Dave Chappelle is a different type of funny and amazing some people just can't comprehend all aspects
13:50 ''Oh i seen a fucking possum that look at me one night at like 4 in the morning , i looked at him and i was like What The Fuck '' Don't know why but that part is hilarious !!
Mine is black (we be Dominican) but built just like Joey 💀💀 my grandfather speaks only Spanish but the things he says are just like Joey...been called a maricon for more than half my life
sickdogg11987 That would be unreal. The Ricky Gervais show basically done that for their podcast. Clipped all the best bits and animated them. Give that one a watch, Karl Pilkington is a different kind of crazy but its hilarious.
Who the fuck answers the phone with "damn it feels good to be a gangster" I'm fucking... just quit all'a'yall, seriously, the king is Joey Diaz, the man is amazing.
The most amazing thing to me about Joey Diaz, to me, is his memory. He remembers everything significant that happened to him. He remembers dates, names, places, all of it. He is so good at telling stories but it's especially good because he remembers it all.
Guys guys...no need for a movie or a serie. This is it right here. Surreal stories from the most talented storyteller. Incredibly entertaining and I never saw Joe Rogan laugh that much
It’d be one thing for him to makeup stories for a stand up gig. But do you really think he’s gonna go through the process of making stories for a live podcast?
i was playing Mafia III yesterday,and who do i see coming out of the car during one of the missions,once i heard "get that cocksucka" i knew it was mr Diaz himself lol or should i say Mr Barbieri haha good shit man,always a good time when hes on the podcast we just need a better mic for him because he has that old school italian low volume speaking when its something important lol and we miss all the juicy details can someone get him a book deal.?
I like Joe Rogan, but what makes Joe great is that he is surrounded by great people. he's an average Joe with exceptional friends, and that can get you a long way
Back in High School, we use to shoot each other in the ass with a pellet rifle for cigarettes. 3 pumps max and a 3 second head start were the rules. Good times.
And there was always that asshole that 10 pumped and aimed at any open skin. One buddy got shot in the nose on a Sunday, Friday in school bathroom he squeezed the biggest pimple ever and a BB landed in sink.
Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, just wanted to tell you guys I love y'all and that I've been going through a really tough time lately, but I've been watching jre constantly for a week and you 2 guys as well as bravo and the rest of the crew have really assisted in putting me in a better mood... Thanks guys and keep up the great work...
Netflix needs to do a series about Joeys life!
Backmasking this should be top comment
Backmasking or just have a series with him
Maybe. But he does talk a load of bollocks most of the time mixing more bullshit than truth. He entertains the saddo's like us though, in our sorry lives
They probably would if he'd send a fucking tape.
He probably does include BS with his stories here and there, but did you ever watch/hear his podcast when his guest (forget their name, sorry) called him on this and he actually had called the guy to prove it (again this might be bs, but was funny and 'seemed' true /shrugs =)
Growing up in the 80's in NY sounds like the greatest shit ever
Bert it was FUCKING NUTS FROM WHAT MY DAD TELLS ME YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH BASICALLY ANYTHING
rangersmets524 true. I could have kill some people then
Coke heads and bikers everywhere
B he grew up in jersey but he's told stories going down to Spanish Harlem and the Bronx so im not sure
B it was lol
Joey Diaz is like a real life GTA character.
+em “needs reminding” nesia lmaooo !!! best description
He looks & sounds like a real life Sopranos character to me
His stepfather even more so.
hes cuban though
He reminds me a bit of Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski.
But when you’re 16 Joe, you gotta have a good time.
That shit killed me 😂😂😂
4pretend I’m 16 an life ain’t that exciting wish my coke dealer wld answer
HE LET US BLOW SMOKE IN HIS AFRO LMAO
Joey Diaz is a national treasure
Part 1 or 2 . I feel he’s a more pt 1 guy second natty treasure is terrible
Joey Forgets Common words but remembers every street he has been on and what years he has been there.
Only way to survive in NY
That's because he's making 90% of it up
@@jeremymackevincaylor5041.
If you think his stories sound like lies, you had a very easy life
Weed does this to you
"I saw him in 94, I'd kidnapped him in 87" Classic Joey
It makes sense if u do a line.
blakeafc k
"I bought coke from him."
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They’re actually friends now since joey apologized to him live on a podcast. They good now.
"I seen a possum the size of a small pit bull" 😂😂😂 I was crying and had to rewind it lol
I was making a sandwich when he said that and I dropped my fuckin meat on the ground laughing so hard fml
Yes it was funny all of us did the same not sure why you're stating the obvious but cool
Bill Jansen Because it’s worth noting, asshole
Because of the hilarity, the amount of rewinds in this brings this 31 minute video into a 4 hour video. And its completely worth it wasting my day on it
@@ericrosario5369 you might be too sensitive to be watching Joey Diaz vids
"his family owns a tow truck company. if yu get towed it was his family"...joey says it like he just dropped a bomb on everyone
Right just 30 years late
God damn this comment cracked me up so hard
"This is crazy shit, man."
verbaledge if u needed a tow it still is..........
Hahahahaha I cry laughing every time at that one. He makes you laugh for so many different reasons. 😂😂😂😂
I wish my teenage years were half as eventful as Joeys
Yoel so does he
i would be happy with just a quarter haha
This MoMo down here thinks Joey is full of shit? Cat can’t tell he’s tellin the truth.Its fuckin gospel truth dog I promise you.
v lmao fuck you
Yoel ... Uh no you don’t. Careful what you wish for...
Joey "lemme tell you something Joe Rogan" Diaz, what a guy
Duz he kno de wey?
& its always quite a sumthin these stories
@@JeneralDethray he is de way
He protec da queen
"If someone says they like the Dave Mathews Band, I will pistol whip you"! LOL. I love Uncle Joey!
I think joey is way funnier in these podcasts than live stand up. Here he's in his element, there's no pressure to be funny so he just lets out all these crazy stories from his past.. brilliant.
I thought the same thing, then I went to see him live and he destroyed the room. He's amazing live.
Rogan said you have to see him in person. The specials are not good. I saw him on a Tuesday night in the comedy store, my sides hurt from laughing. People literally fell down laughing.
I just found out who Joey Diaz is a couple days ago while watching a Rogan podcast.. Im so fucking glad that I did, this guy is a hilarious trip
Jay Darcy ditto
Jay Darcy watch the vid about chicken wings
Jay Darcy hes a most interesting man in the world hands down
Jay Darcy same here lad. Been watching a load of JRE podcasts and only recently the Joey Diaz ones came up in the related vids, after 1 I was hooked.
Banana bread stories
Joey Diaz once in a lifetime legend.......
"Let me sit down next to you wit a gun to ya fuckin' head! You tell me that's good music!"
I laughed my ass off the first time I heard that.
hmmm..cyanessence...
i enjoy wavy caps;) have u tried azurescens? 🤓
Joeys my favourite natural bodybuilder
Kyle Duncan just incredible muscular development, he's up there with rich Piana, Kali muscle, mike o'hern and Phil Heath just an inspiration to us all
He’s just cultivating mass
Joey 8 hour coke workout
Joey "Look at my fucking bicep from just driving" Diaz
"Dave Mathews Band, are you serious?! I'll fuckin pistol whip y'a." Bro lmaaaao
+TANK SHERMAN Is that your fukn face?
So funny!!!!!!!!
TANK SHERMAN that shit had my dying lmfaoooo
'If you don't have Zeppelin II, why are we here? I'm not smoking dope with you..'
yun eun ha yeah why would you get high with someone who doesn’t love Zeppelin? Go fakk yaself
@@theycallmethehunter5096 yup one time after smoking with my friend he turned off my led zepplin heartbreaker solo, haven't spoke to him since.
i always forget rogans audience is 55 year old men obsessed with pretending they were cool in high school
snakelama I’m 20 and zeppelin is greatest band of all time
Ben Ramsell and?
"Lets rob fucked up freddie" lmao
“You can still be innocent and fingerbang” - Duncan sounding like he was trying to defend his past self lol
Carlos infinite I’m glad someone else’s caught this lmfaooo
Lmaooo and the crazy thing is they’re talking about two different things 😂
when's the the life of joey diaz movie coming out?
never. they'd fuck it up too much.
+KingBash Check out "Where I got my balls from" I think it's 5 dollars on his website
It was released through his website a few years back, I'm sure you can find it somewhere online
+Wheelzz_ www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B008D03OWK?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0
+Lifter85 go away fuktard
Somebody please animate all of Joey' s stories.
Someone has, look up animated JRE
Steve Serpe ...someone make a movie about his life
Like the Ricky Gervais show... Thatd be great...
I mean, if it was radio but.. you have the people in flesh in front of you on the screen, why the need to make cartoons of them? Genuinely curious about this nonsense
@@Sn4k3f1st he ment to make cartoons of Joey's stories while he's narrating them
“If you don’t have Black Sabbath, paranoid, or the les zeppelin 2, you’re not smoking my dope” best line ever
"You got low quality beer, I'm never coming over."
So true. Low quality beer = we never gona be friends
But that makes me think.....
Do you ever bring beer with you or do you just mooch off of everyone?
@@kevinjohnson7300
True
IPA's for the win
Charles Ku what do you think low quality beer is
"I was smoking dope, I was finger banging people"
Chapelle said the same thing.
great minds think alike
He should write an autobiography and title it like that
People
I was literally about to comment that that line was definitely lifted from Chappelle
Who is watching this in 2024? 😂
I watch this one every week lol.
U
🎉
U kiddn me? 😂. Gotta watch 9 years ago Joey every now & then. 🫡👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
4eva bruh
I swear, joey's reactions are just like my dads and im like joe rogan just laughing. Even tho joey is from jersey, my dad grew up in the same era as him in the 70's from NY and he acts JUST like joey diaz. its uncanny
Please record your dad's stories
"We had messed around a little bit, not really sex I don't remember Joe, I think I sucked her titties, I knew her brother, know what I'm saying"-Joey Diaz too damn funny hahaha
Joey should totally produce a stand by me movie about himself that'd be fantastic
Powerful everyone should agree
he already did, check is channel... its called how I got my balls or something
I want Joey Diaz to be the host of fear factor it would be hilarious.
There is not one show that wouldn't be improved with the addition of Joey Diaz
+VypaUK haha picture him just showing up in game of thrones
He showed up in a video game. Search up joey diaz mafia 3
I could see Joey Diaz as a bookie or something in the sopranos
InfamousMedia and he could have been a good character on the sopranos
"You can't even play the fucking ukulele, what the fuck have you done?!"
As a musician, THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HILARIOUS
Joe Diaz needs to make a movie
James Simpson Here's the script...Drugs, cocaine, robbery, more drugs, then comedic genius.
Neema Fouladi and finger banging people
And taking shits
@@black07rryes cediff infected watery shits that smell like sulfur n eggs n burn like u are shitting out salsa 💃
"If someone says they like the Dave Matthews..I WILL PISTOL WHIP YOU"
NEVER HAVE I LOVED UNCLE JOEY MORE!!
"It took him like a WEEK to realize.. "did you guys rob me LAST NIGHT""
Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Make you go back in time and shit.
He found out it was them a week later
Maybe he ment to say "that night" you know Joey, the drugs scrambled his brain a bit but its cool
😆
@@blazegunshark 😂that's good
Joey Diaz 4 Life
Bro safari
I listen to Dave Matthews band while drinking ranch dressing
Ranch it up!
peter literally laughed out loud
peter while requesting for a tape?
Uncle Joey's gonna pistol whip you
Uncle Joey hears that he’ll hit you with a bus and back over you multiple times just to make sure you cease to exist
27:17 "have you ever had an ex girlfriend kill herself? no, but they should have." fucking killed me
you got the timing wrong. all i heard was laughing.
the story about Miami football and the red lobster and black people jokes had me in tears lol
I'm eatin cheddar biscuits and listening to Uncle Luke as I type this.
Caryn I love you!
Omg yes
Do you know what episode that is?
I don't know where black marlo is today but she's the real Martin Luther king
ANA GOD BLESS black Marlo lol
Watching this during covid-19 isolation and LMAO! Thank you!!
Joey Diaz should be the no 1 leading comedian out there right now. He's the funniest guy ever. Even funnier than Dave Chapelle, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, Chris Tucker and the rest of those guys. Why is this guy not mainstream yet. He makes me cry of laughter everyday. No one except from him can do that to me on a daily basis.
he's too real people nowadays are for lack of a better term "Cocksuckas"
Daniel Dragovic i mean the problem is, like all joes friends is that they are all superfunny on podcast and Quick comments but their standup is just not funny.
@@TheeSherminator i agree but joeys standup is not bad at all? Pretty good actually. Bobby lee is not bad either if you count that as one of his comedy buddies
Because they'll bear is more acceptable and you just need to understand the industry and the type of funny and how it works if you're on the outside you don't know in some aspects he's funnier than The Comedians and some other aspects he's not I love him to death but you're just not educated enough on the entire subject to jump out the window it's statements like that you need to comprehend and understand what's going on and how it works and actually see other comedians
@Mike West none of this works that way everybody is equally funny in their own way this guy's just enjoying the New York humor too much cuz that's all he understands me and you get it and Dave Chappelle is a God at Joey Diaz is the fucking shit but everybody has their own little thing in their own way I mean Bill Burr it's one of the funniest fucking people in the world just like Joey Diaz but Dave Chappelle is a different type of funny and amazing some people just can't comprehend all aspects
Tears running down my face. Heard most of these goodness knows how many times and they NEVER get old.
I fucking love joey diaz. Coolest dude ever
I could watch these all day
Fuckin' tremendous, Joe Rogan. Light up a numbah and rewatch all these classic moments, just no susquehanna fuckin' weed.
Joey is my favorite person to listen to. He's so fucking interesting and funny. That New Jersey possum story holy shit I laughed so hard
red lobster in Sacramento on Friday is actually insane
13:50
''Oh i seen a fucking possum that look at me one night at like 4 in the morning , i looked at him and i was like What The Fuck ''
Don't know why but that part is hilarious !!
XDarth OsirisX I was watching this exact scene when I read this
It's a doubly whammy of funny, because Rogan's laugh is fucking hilarious too
The day Joey Diaz passes Im gonna mourn him like family. What a guy. Laughter is the best gift you can give to someone.
There needs to be a 'Best of Joey Diaz' every two months at least
COCOooooooooooo!
Every latino has an uncle like this and that looks like diaz lol. Mine was deported back to El Salvador 🤣🤦♂️
Mine is black (we be Dominican) but built just like Joey 💀💀 my grandfather speaks only Spanish but the things he says are just like Joey...been called a maricon for more than half my life
Stoned to the gills + Fresh Dominos pizza + Best of Joey = Perfection
shit pizza.. it's like someone sprayed pizza flavor in a cardboard box
I got a steak fresh off the skillet, peanut butter, milk, and three kinds of cookies, and a double bong. Right there with you.
@@Lorendrawn Oh shit! tremendous!
Good Googlie Mooglie! Joey is the BEST GUEST, hands down!
I went to bed sick, I wake up to Joey DIaz. Thanks Uncle Joey!
Joey, have you ever dated a girl that kill herself later?
No... they should have
All girls kill themselves after dating me.
+Jonah Mann there all women
+alexander arkum Male pattern baldness. Hahahaha. Go have your grandma buy you some Rogaine. Hahahaha.
Shit joke
Алексей Стах What a dark, disturbing comment. Honest, brutally honest, but dark nevertheless.
Bro. First time I got stoned in a year and you post this...
Why would u only get stoned once a year. Sad. Torture cant go a couple hours lol
@@vertezgaming3900 he's gotten high a total of 4 times since he posted that comment. I got stoned 4 times this morning
Ville Hööken same
You know how you sometimes think about what the consuquenses would be if you did something, Joey is the dude that actually finds out.
somebody animate joeys stories. .like a docktttaa
Look up Lucy snorbush and ranch dressing animated
sickdogg11987 That would be unreal. The Ricky Gervais show basically done that for their podcast. Clipped all the best bits and animated them. Give that one a watch, Karl Pilkington is a different kind of crazy but its hilarious.
"If you say you like the Dave Mathews band I will pistol whip you" 😂 😂 😂
More angry Joey Diaz, when he's nearly incoherent with rage...... AAAAAHAHHHAAAAA
The Agent In The East that's the funniest shit ever
Sending the blank tape is one of the funniest, most badass moves, hahah
8:54 "shut up, Brian" :D
We like BBQ ribs and cheesecake. Shut up brian
I canna kiss you
He didn’t want his membership to the Illuminati exposed
Who the fuck answers the phone with "damn it feels good to be a gangster" I'm fucking... just quit all'a'yall, seriously, the king is Joey Diaz, the man is amazing.
hes super OG, he's also refering to a Geto Boys song called "damn it feels good to be a gangster" hahaha look it up!
Never ask Joey for a tape or offer him Ranch Dressing.
+Jedimonk Or give him a tampon.
or leave a message on his phone.
+Jedimonk or talk shit on people who have large houses
+chris siemers or make shitty eggrolls, he's not gonna do business with you.
+chris siemers Science!!! Stay black...
The most amazing thing to me about Joey Diaz, to me, is his memory. He remembers everything significant that happened to him. He remembers dates, names, places, all of it. He is so good at telling stories but it's especially good because he remembers it all.
You get towed, his family's the one that owns it *nods*
😂😂
He was so embarrassed that they laughed n didn’t believe him
😂
Guys guys...no need for a movie or a serie. This is it right here. Surreal stories from the most talented storyteller. Incredibly entertaining and I never saw Joe Rogan laugh that much
Holy shit, the tape thing killed me hahaha
What a life and what an incredible memory Joey has!
Endlessly rad stories to tell.
Lmfao his possum story nearly killed me.
*Opossum
Sheldon Spiller
Fuck off
Greg420 fuck off
@@gagethamage6589 lol
K let’s all fuck off at the same time
A living icon Joey DIAZ🙏❤️
joey Diaz is a ledgend... talk truth on this podcast love it massive fan
Joey is by far the best guest to ever be on the show
Even if half of joey's stories are bullshit, they're still awesome and totally believable haha
Jason Barnes the thing is he's had so many people confirm that Joey Diaz stories are straight up true from his old neighborhoods to police records
Jason Barnes and I still totally agree
It’d be one thing for him to makeup stories for a stand up gig. But do you really think he’s gonna go through the process of making stories for a live podcast?
Cesar Avila To be consistent with his stand up yeah. Just to keep the persona he has built. But I doubt he has made up much of it. He's legit to quit!
I’d say 80 to 90 percent is legit
Joey, speak into the microphone. Your teachings must be heard by all.
What'd I give to smoke and listen to Zeppelin with that legend of a man
Need a Joey Diaz documentary asap.
The world famous banana bread baby! Everybody wants to know what the recipe is, I don't know what it is. The recipe is DEATH!
Glybirdy hehe boi
I LOVE uncle Joeys HUGE range of emotions from killer to sympathetic man.... #♡Unk#
Hes the best human i know
GraveyardDave19 he had a dark past
Abdulla Adel thats what made him so great. He learned
That story about his friend being rich now because his family owned a tow-truck company had me in tears from laughing so hard!+
Jfc I love joey Diaz,I just barely found out about him last night and he is honestly the funniest dude alive
The man they call "CoCo"
joey diaz man. i can’t get enough
If you aint high by 2 in the afternoon GO FUCK YOURSELF!
I love Tom Waits. Great music. Great music and great voice. Same with DMB!
"Go fuck yaself"
i was playing Mafia III yesterday,and who do i see coming out of the car during one of the missions,once i heard "get that cocksucka" i knew it was mr Diaz himself lol
or should i say Mr Barbieri haha good shit man,always a good time when hes on the podcast
we just need a better mic for him because he has that old school italian low volume speaking when its something important lol and we miss all the juicy details
can someone get him a book deal.?
WarPath 808 YES LMFAOO
He is Cuban, with an Italian up-bring lol
When I see Joe and Joey together, it cheers me up.
“I had to bring my crazy friend who was havin a bad week”
Joey Diaz is the goat
I like Joe Rogan, but what makes Joe great is that he is surrounded by great people. he's an average Joe with exceptional friends, and that can get you a long way
You can judge a man by his friends ..
“Its warmer i like it” that voice threw me off n made that line hilarious
its like Joey is my east coast long lost brutha from another mutha!!!!!
Joey Diaz might be one of the greatest - if not the greatest person alive .
Back in High School, we use to shoot each other in the ass with a pellet rifle for cigarettes. 3 pumps max and a 3 second head start were the rules. Good times.
And there was always that asshole that 10 pumped and aimed at any open skin. One buddy got shot in the nose on a Sunday, Friday in school bathroom he squeezed the biggest pimple ever and a BB landed in sink.
Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, just wanted to tell you guys I love y'all and that I've been going through a really tough time lately, but I've been watching jre constantly for a week and you 2 guys as well as bravo and the rest of the crew have really assisted in putting me in a better mood... Thanks guys and keep up the great work...
Joe Rogan's laugh is awesomely funny as hell.. I love it.
Joey Diaz Has The Best Life Stories !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!