Best of Joey Diaz - Joe Rogan Experience - Volume 4

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @sevatar5762
    @sevatar5762 8 лет назад +4517

    Netflix needs to do a series about Joeys life!

    • @creamnips5410
      @creamnips5410 8 лет назад +25

      Backmasking this should be top comment

    • @halkettboy
      @halkettboy 8 лет назад +6

      Backmasking or just have a series with him

    • @jasonjohnson-vv9mr
      @jasonjohnson-vv9mr 8 лет назад +25

      Maybe. But he does talk a load of bollocks most of the time mixing more bullshit than truth. He entertains the saddo's like us though, in our sorry lives

    • @edgarvarela5954
      @edgarvarela5954 8 лет назад +92

      They probably would if he'd send a fucking tape.

    • @zid3660
      @zid3660 8 лет назад +6

      He probably does include BS with his stories here and there, but did you ever watch/hear his podcast when his guest (forget their name, sorry) called him on this and he actually had called the guy to prove it (again this might be bs, but was funny and 'seemed' true /shrugs =)

  • @emnesia4591
    @emnesia4591 8 лет назад +7476

    Joey Diaz is like a real life GTA character.

    • @Prenner111
      @Prenner111 8 лет назад +12

      +em “needs reminding” nesia lmaooo !!! best description

    • @dimi966
      @dimi966 8 лет назад +126

      He looks & sounds like a real life Sopranos character to me

    • @justjahv4416
      @justjahv4416 8 лет назад +13

      His stepfather even more so.

    • @beatsByZlaja
      @beatsByZlaja 8 лет назад +7

      hes cuban though

    • @joeb2487
      @joeb2487 8 лет назад +14

      He reminds me a bit of Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski.

  • @bertini18
    @bertini18 8 лет назад +3264

    Growing up in the 80's in NY sounds like the greatest shit ever

    • @Mattman524
      @Mattman524 8 лет назад +273

      Bert it was FUCKING NUTS FROM WHAT MY DAD TELLS ME YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH BASICALLY ANYTHING

    • @PanchoRATM182
      @PanchoRATM182 8 лет назад +41

      rangersmets524 true. I could have kill some people then

    • @autisticlittlegirl386
      @autisticlittlegirl386 8 лет назад +139

      Coke heads and bikers everywhere

    • @keiranlee7200
      @keiranlee7200 8 лет назад +18

      B he grew up in jersey but he's told stories going down to Spanish Harlem and the Bronx so im not sure

    • @Nyjetsfan1289
      @Nyjetsfan1289 8 лет назад +7

      B it was lol

  • @NormMacdonald911
    @NormMacdonald911 7 лет назад +382

    But when you’re 16 Joe, you gotta have a good time.
    That shit killed me 😂😂😂

    • @GH29111
      @GH29111 4 года назад +7

      4pretend I’m 16 an life ain’t that exciting wish my coke dealer wld answer

  • @zoningfam
    @zoningfam 9 лет назад +963

    HE LET US BLOW SMOKE IN HIS AFRO LMAO

  • @blakeafc
    @blakeafc 8 лет назад +1544

    "I saw him in 94, I'd kidnapped him in 87" Classic Joey

  • @nonstopper1410
    @nonstopper1410 8 лет назад +391

    Joey Diaz is a national treasure

    • @Drew-s4i
      @Drew-s4i 3 месяца назад

      Part 1 or 2 . I feel he’s a more pt 1 guy second natty treasure is terrible

  • @kyleburks9881
    @kyleburks9881 7 лет назад +469

    "I seen a possum the size of a small pit bull" 😂😂😂 I was crying and had to rewind it lol

    • @theone368
      @theone368 5 лет назад +12

      I was making a sandwich when he said that and I dropped my fuckin meat on the ground laughing so hard fml

    • @bushaybillwill
      @bushaybillwill 5 лет назад +2

      Yes it was funny all of us did the same not sure why you're stating the obvious but cool

    • @ericrosario5369
      @ericrosario5369 4 года назад +5

      Bill Jansen Because it’s worth noting, asshole

    • @eLiFILMSinc
      @eLiFILMSinc 4 года назад +4

      Because of the hilarity, the amount of rewinds in this brings this 31 minute video into a 4 hour video. And its completely worth it wasting my day on it

    • @eLiFILMSinc
      @eLiFILMSinc 4 года назад

      @@ericrosario5369 you might be too sensitive to be watching Joey Diaz vids

  • @ThePuggeh
    @ThePuggeh 9 лет назад +1044

    I wish my teenage years were half as eventful as Joeys

    • @ArtTheoCanWrestle
      @ArtTheoCanWrestle 7 лет назад +44

      Yoel so does he

    • @jacobmortimore
      @jacobmortimore 5 лет назад +9

      i would be happy with just a quarter haha

    • @johnembree476
      @johnembree476 5 лет назад +20

      This MoMo down here thinks Joey is full of shit? Cat can’t tell he’s tellin the truth.Its fuckin gospel truth dog I promise you.

    • @singhatar0912
      @singhatar0912 5 лет назад

      v lmao fuck you

    • @swill1020
      @swill1020 4 года назад +2

      Yoel ... Uh no you don’t. Careful what you wish for...

  • @n3rdstuffz
    @n3rdstuffz 4 года назад +359

    Joey Forgets Common words but remembers every street he has been on and what years he has been there.

    • @jacobjorgenson9285
      @jacobjorgenson9285 4 года назад +18

      Only way to survive in NY

    • @jeremymackevincaylor5041
      @jeremymackevincaylor5041 5 месяцев назад +4

      That's because he's making 90% of it up

    • @RomanVasquez-lf4tb
      @RomanVasquez-lf4tb 3 месяца назад +6

      @@jeremymackevincaylor5041.
      If you think his stories sound like lies, you had a very easy life

    • @matheusborgesv
      @matheusborgesv 2 месяца назад +1

      Weed does this to you

    • @SaphaceGD
      @SaphaceGD Месяц назад

      @@RomanVasquez-lf4tbsounds great to me haha. since when did having an easy life be a bad thing

  • @verbaledge
    @verbaledge 9 лет назад +1920

    "his family owns a tow truck company. if yu get towed it was his family"...joey says it like he just dropped a bomb on everyone

    • @steeldimond
      @steeldimond 8 лет назад +28

      Right just 30 years late

    • @vincemarquez2142
      @vincemarquez2142 7 лет назад +40

      God damn this comment cracked me up so hard

    • @poutinedavid8937
      @poutinedavid8937 7 лет назад +62

      "This is crazy shit, man."

    • @npcshark7050
      @npcshark7050 6 лет назад +1

      verbaledge if u needed a tow it still is..........

    • @bamm86
      @bamm86 5 лет назад +3

      Hahahahaha I cry laughing every time at that one. He makes you laugh for so many different reasons. 😂😂😂😂

  • @stattoo32
    @stattoo32 9 лет назад +161

    "If someone says they like the Dave Mathews Band, I will pistol whip you"! LOL. I love Uncle Joey!

  • @JGtheDOG
    @JGtheDOG 7 лет назад +497

    Joey "lemme tell you something Joe Rogan" Diaz, what a guy

    • @JeneralDethray
      @JeneralDethray 6 лет назад +4

      Duz he kno de wey?

    • @renel8964
      @renel8964 5 лет назад

      & its always quite a sumthin these stories

    • @YetiMan500
      @YetiMan500 4 года назад +1

      @@JeneralDethray he is de way
      He protec da queen

  • @novusvoss
    @novusvoss 8 лет назад +143

    I think joey is way funnier in these podcasts than live stand up. Here he's in his element, there's no pressure to be funny so he just lets out all these crazy stories from his past.. brilliant.

    • @itsjustaride12
      @itsjustaride12 8 лет назад +20

      I thought the same thing, then I went to see him live and he destroyed the room. He's amazing live.

    • @jackkarapetyan2064
      @jackkarapetyan2064 4 года назад +1

      Rogan said you have to see him in person. The specials are not good. I saw him on a Tuesday night in the comedy store, my sides hurt from laughing. People literally fell down laughing.

    • @ryanc9116
      @ryanc9116 27 дней назад

      I think the same thing for almost all the comics I like. Riffing on a podcast is so much funnier than a rehearsed set that’s all planned out.

  • @ohitsdan
    @ohitsdan 9 лет назад +2495

    when's the the life of joey diaz movie coming out?

    • @basedbutt
      @basedbutt 9 лет назад +55

      never. they'd fuck it up too much.

    • @cdizzle
      @cdizzle 9 лет назад +13

      +KingBash Check out "Where I got my balls from" I think it's 5 dollars on his website

    • @cdizzle
      @cdizzle 9 лет назад +1

      It was released through his website a few years back, I'm sure you can find it somewhere online

    • @AdamShaiken
      @AdamShaiken 9 лет назад +2

      +Wheelzz_ www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B008D03OWK?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

    • @Rayrulesohye
      @Rayrulesohye 9 лет назад +1

      +Lifter85 go away fuktard

  • @vinnievega9843
    @vinnievega9843 8 лет назад +117

    Joey Diaz once in a lifetime legend.......

  • @JK-gk5kf
    @JK-gk5kf 8 лет назад +461

    I just found out who Joey Diaz is a couple days ago while watching a Rogan podcast.. Im so fucking glad that I did, this guy is a hilarious trip

    • @health-gadgets
      @health-gadgets 8 лет назад

      Jay Darcy ditto

    • @chuzilla1163
      @chuzilla1163 8 лет назад

      Jay Darcy watch the vid about chicken wings

    • @hathmurl8664
      @hathmurl8664 7 лет назад +1

      Jay Darcy hes a most interesting man in the world hands down

    • @Itsjustmyselfsoitis
      @Itsjustmyselfsoitis 7 лет назад +1

      Jay Darcy same here lad. Been watching a load of JRE podcasts and only recently the Joey Diaz ones came up in the related vids, after 1 I was hooked.

    • @demileighgajownik3660
      @demileighgajownik3660 6 лет назад

      Banana bread stories

  • @4buds385
    @4buds385 6 лет назад +115

    “If you don’t have Black Sabbath, paranoid, or the les zeppelin 2, you’re not smoking my dope” best line ever

  • @yuneunha2914
    @yuneunha2914 9 лет назад +628

    'If you don't have Zeppelin II, why are we here? I'm not smoking dope with you..'

    • @theycallmethehunter5096
      @theycallmethehunter5096 5 лет назад +20

      yun eun ha yeah why would you get high with someone who doesn’t love Zeppelin? Go fakk yaself

    • @airmanfpv964
      @airmanfpv964 5 лет назад +16

      @@theycallmethehunter5096 yup one time after smoking with my friend he turned off my led zepplin heartbreaker solo, haven't spoke to him since.

    • @snakelama
      @snakelama 5 лет назад +9

      i always forget rogans audience is 55 year old men obsessed with pretending they were cool in high school

    • @benramsell3245
      @benramsell3245 5 лет назад +10

      snakelama I’m 20 and zeppelin is greatest band of all time

    • @snakelama
      @snakelama 5 лет назад +2

      Ben Ramsell and?

  • @kyleduncan1724
    @kyleduncan1724 9 лет назад +374

    Joeys my favourite natural bodybuilder

    • @trk4973
      @trk4973 6 лет назад +17

      Kyle Duncan just incredible muscular development, he's up there with rich Piana, Kali muscle, mike o'hern and Phil Heath just an inspiration to us all

    • @harrybillings23
      @harrybillings23 6 лет назад +16

      He’s just cultivating mass

    • @rafd9882
      @rafd9882 6 лет назад +21

      Joey 8 hour coke workout

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 6 лет назад +15

      Joey "Look at my fucking bicep from just driving" Diaz

  • @DookieJuice1111
    @DookieJuice1111 9 лет назад +122

    "Let me sit down next to you wit a gun to ya fuckin' head! You tell me that's good music!"
    I laughed my ass off the first time I heard that.

    • @tkcaapi2876
      @tkcaapi2876 8 лет назад +1

      hmmm..cyanessence...
      i enjoy wavy caps;) have u tried azurescens? 🤓

  • @JohnBoyJoy
    @JohnBoyJoy 4 года назад +94

    “You can still be innocent and fingerbang” - Duncan sounding like he was trying to defend his past self lol

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 4 года назад +1

      Carlos infinite I’m glad someone else’s caught this lmfaooo

    • @SwaggOvaRated
      @SwaggOvaRated 4 года назад +2

      Lmaooo and the crazy thing is they’re talking about two different things 😂

  • @tanksherman9875
    @tanksherman9875 9 лет назад +300

    "Dave Mathews Band, are you serious?! I'll fuckin pistol whip y'a." Bro lmaaaao

  • @MrWhataboss23
    @MrWhataboss23 7 лет назад +336

    "You got low quality beer, I'm never coming over."

    • @holymacarenafin2319
      @holymacarenafin2319 5 лет назад +5

      So true. Low quality beer = we never gona be friends

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 4 года назад +10

      But that makes me think.....
      Do you ever bring beer with you or do you just mooch off of everyone?

    • @Lackingx
      @Lackingx 4 года назад +2

      @@kevinjohnson7300
      True

    • @charlesku4308
      @charlesku4308 4 года назад +1

      IPA's for the win

    • @EAZYEfrain
      @EAZYEfrain 4 года назад +1

      Charles Ku what do you think low quality beer is

  • @sidv1991
    @sidv1991 8 лет назад +726

    Somebody please animate all of Joey' s stories.

    • @Hagooman3000
      @Hagooman3000 8 лет назад +26

      Someone has, look up animated JRE

    • @D1987Gd
      @D1987Gd 7 лет назад +5

      Steve Serpe ...someone make a movie about his life

    • @Jamedia66
      @Jamedia66 6 лет назад +2

      Like the Ricky Gervais show... Thatd be great...

    • @Sn4k3f1st
      @Sn4k3f1st 5 лет назад +1

      I mean, if it was radio but.. you have the people in flesh in front of you on the screen, why the need to make cartoons of them? Genuinely curious about this nonsense

    • @sharonmurphy3757
      @sharonmurphy3757 5 лет назад +2

      @@Sn4k3f1st he ment to make cartoons of Joey's stories while he's narrating them

  • @leocastaneda1252
    @leocastaneda1252 8 лет назад +49

    "Lets rob fucked up freddie" lmao

  • @KeetyPooh
    @KeetyPooh 9 лет назад +1198

    "I was smoking dope, I was finger banging people"

    • @pookeysagan8432
      @pookeysagan8432 6 лет назад +7

      Chapelle said the same thing.

    • @NaiveAgenda
      @NaiveAgenda 6 лет назад +3

      great minds think alike

    • @DavidBalaj
      @DavidBalaj 6 лет назад +6

      He should write an autobiography and title it like that

    • @sidscarborough3160
      @sidscarborough3160 5 лет назад +1

      People

    • @emptRx
      @emptRx 5 лет назад +7

      I was literally about to comment that that line was definitely lifted from Chappelle

  • @hurrifanc.3434
    @hurrifanc.3434 5 лет назад +29

    "If someone says they like the Dave Matthews..I WILL PISTOL WHIP YOU"
    NEVER HAVE I LOVED UNCLE JOEY MORE!!

  • @sethshoot45
    @sethshoot45 8 лет назад +132

    the story about Miami football and the red lobster and black people jokes had me in tears lol

    • @caryn799
      @caryn799 7 лет назад +7

      I'm eatin cheddar biscuits and listening to Uncle Luke as I type this.

    • @fernandoromero875
      @fernandoromero875 4 года назад

      Caryn I love you!

    • @RETIRE2024
      @RETIRE2024 4 года назад

      Omg yes

    • @JoeG0130
      @JoeG0130 3 месяца назад

      Do you know what episode that is?

  • @MissingDeeds
    @MissingDeeds 7 лет назад +59

    I swear, joey's reactions are just like my dads and im like joe rogan just laughing. Even tho joey is from jersey, my dad grew up in the same era as him in the 70's from NY and he acts JUST like joey diaz. its uncanny

    • @Lorendrawn
      @Lorendrawn 4 года назад +2

      Please record your dad's stories

  • @Hallahanify
    @Hallahanify 8 лет назад +325

    Joey should totally produce a stand by me movie about himself that'd be fantastic

    • @creamnips5410
      @creamnips5410 8 лет назад +7

      Powerful everyone should agree

    • @thepro08
      @thepro08 8 лет назад +3

      he already did, check is channel... its called how I got my balls or something

  • @alexn3478
    @alexn3478 8 лет назад +395

    I want Joey Diaz to be the host of fear factor it would be hilarious.

    • @VypaUK
      @VypaUK 8 лет назад +39

      There is not one show that wouldn't be improved with the addition of Joey Diaz

    • @curtis25920
      @curtis25920 8 лет назад +39

      +VypaUK haha picture him just showing up in game of thrones

    • @JR-qf9vt
      @JR-qf9vt 8 лет назад +6

      He showed up in a video game. Search up joey diaz mafia 3

    • @InfamousMedia
      @InfamousMedia 8 лет назад +6

      I could see Joey Diaz as a bookie or something in the sopranos

    • @thatdude169
      @thatdude169 8 лет назад +10

      InfamousMedia and he could have been a good character on the sopranos

  • @Papabandana
    @Papabandana 4 года назад +4

    "You can't even play the fucking ukulele, what the fuck have you done?!"
    As a musician, THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HILARIOUS

  • @badlt.8029
    @badlt.8029 4 года назад +26

    Watching this during covid-19 isolation and LMAO! Thank you!!

  • @danieldragovic7287
    @danieldragovic7287 7 лет назад +50

    Joey Diaz should be the no 1 leading comedian out there right now. He's the funniest guy ever. Even funnier than Dave Chapelle, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, Chris Tucker and the rest of those guys. Why is this guy not mainstream yet. He makes me cry of laughter everyday. No one except from him can do that to me on a daily basis.

    • @jesussotelo4775
      @jesussotelo4775 6 лет назад +4

      he's too real people nowadays are for lack of a better term "Cocksuckas"

    • @TheeSherminator
      @TheeSherminator 6 лет назад +2

      Daniel Dragovic i mean the problem is, like all joes friends is that they are all superfunny on podcast and Quick comments but their standup is just not funny.

    • @11chavez83
      @11chavez83 6 лет назад

      @@TheeSherminator i agree but joeys standup is not bad at all? Pretty good actually. Bobby lee is not bad either if you count that as one of his comedy buddies

    • @bushaybillwill
      @bushaybillwill 5 лет назад

      Because they'll bear is more acceptable and you just need to understand the industry and the type of funny and how it works if you're on the outside you don't know in some aspects he's funnier than The Comedians and some other aspects he's not I love him to death but you're just not educated enough on the entire subject to jump out the window it's statements like that you need to comprehend and understand what's going on and how it works and actually see other comedians

    • @bushaybillwill
      @bushaybillwill 5 лет назад

      @Mike West none of this works that way everybody is equally funny in their own way this guy's just enjoying the New York humor too much cuz that's all he understands me and you get it and Dave Chappelle is a God at Joey Diaz is the fucking shit but everybody has their own little thing in their own way I mean Bill Burr it's one of the funniest fucking people in the world just like Joey Diaz but Dave Chappelle is a different type of funny and amazing some people just can't comprehend all aspects

  • @dwhitt15
    @dwhitt15 9 лет назад +211

    "We had messed around a little bit, not really sex I don't remember Joe, I think I sucked her titties, I knew her brother, know what I'm saying"-Joey Diaz too damn funny hahaha

  • @jamessimpson7567
    @jamessimpson7567 8 лет назад +177

    Joe Diaz needs to make a movie

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 6 лет назад +6

      James Simpson Here's the script...Drugs, cocaine, robbery, more drugs, then comedic genius.

    • @aldodiaz1176
      @aldodiaz1176 5 лет назад +3

      Neema Fouladi and finger banging people

    • @black07rr
      @black07rr 4 года назад

      And taking shits

    • @Drew-s4i
      @Drew-s4i 3 месяца назад

      @@black07rryes cediff infected watery shits that smell like sulfur n eggs n burn like u are shitting out salsa 💃

  • @normal_176
    @normal_176 2 месяца назад +314

    Who is watching this in 2024? 😂

    • @danielponik5263
      @danielponik5263 2 месяца назад +6

      I watch this one every week lol.

    • @RkDiaz-f2g
      @RkDiaz-f2g 2 месяца назад +1

      U

    • @RkDiaz-f2g
      @RkDiaz-f2g 2 месяца назад +2

      🎉

    • @keithanderson7405
      @keithanderson7405 2 месяца назад +2

      U kiddn me? 😂. Gotta watch 9 years ago Joey every now & then. 🫡👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @RoxyProd
      @RoxyProd 2 месяца назад +1

      4eva bruh

  • @ichiban308
    @ichiban308 8 лет назад +103

    27:17 "have you ever had an ex girlfriend kill herself? no, but they should have." fucking killed me

    • @XIAXCI
      @XIAXCI 6 лет назад

      you got the timing wrong. all i heard was laughing.

  • @alexnelsonamaya1
    @alexnelsonamaya1 8 лет назад +254

    I don't know where black marlo is today but she's the real Martin Luther king

  • @jonnybravo4322
    @jonnybravo4322 8 лет назад +18

    I could watch these all day

  • @meesterSmeeth4182
    @meesterSmeeth4182 7 лет назад +473

    "It took him like a WEEK to realize.. "did you guys rob me LAST NIGHT""

    • @blazegunshark
      @blazegunshark 6 лет назад +31

      Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Make you go back in time and shit.

    • @billycris2878
      @billycris2878 5 лет назад +3

      He found out it was them a week later

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 4 года назад +5

      Maybe he ment to say "that night" you know Joey, the drugs scrambled his brain a bit but its cool

    • @thesorrow4664
      @thesorrow4664 4 года назад +1

      😆

    • @thesorrow4664
      @thesorrow4664 4 года назад

      @@blazegunshark 😂that's good

  • @MDallDAY4201
    @MDallDAY4201 9 лет назад +107

    Joey Diaz 4 Life

  • @captaintibes99
    @captaintibes99 9 лет назад +3

    Tears running down my face. Heard most of these goodness knows how many times and they NEVER get old.

  • @PATRIOTS4272
    @PATRIOTS4272 9 лет назад +41

    Joey is my favorite person to listen to. He's so fucking interesting and funny. That New Jersey possum story holy shit I laughed so hard

  • @TheUArabej
    @TheUArabej 9 лет назад +678

    Joey, have you ever dated a girl that kill herself later?
    No... they should have

    • @ivandaniel08
      @ivandaniel08 8 лет назад +18

      All girls kill themselves after dating me.

    • @addamsixx7915
      @addamsixx7915 8 лет назад +3

      +Jonah Mann there all women

    • @michealwilcox8875
      @michealwilcox8875 8 лет назад +2

      +alexander arkum Male pattern baldness. Hahahaha. Go have your grandma buy you some Rogaine. Hahahaha.

    • @benwish8588
      @benwish8588 7 лет назад +1

      Shit joke

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 6 лет назад +1

      Алексей Стах What a dark, disturbing comment. Honest, brutally honest, but dark nevertheless.

  • @Alfador42
    @Alfador42 9 лет назад +11

    I went to bed sick, I wake up to Joey DIaz. Thanks Uncle Joey!

  • @EXTREEEEEEEEEME
    @EXTREEEEEEEEEME 8 лет назад +179

    I listen to Dave Matthews band while drinking ranch dressing

    • @vitrtorbelfotrt677
      @vitrtorbelfotrt677 8 лет назад +16

      Ranch it up!

    • @ReggyRy
      @ReggyRy 8 лет назад

      peter literally laughed out loud

    • @bryantruitt4369
      @bryantruitt4369 7 лет назад +1

      peter while requesting for a tape?

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 5 лет назад +4

      Uncle Joey's gonna pistol whip you

    • @black07rr
      @black07rr 4 года назад

      Uncle Joey hears that he’ll hit you with a bus and back over you multiple times just to make sure you cease to exist

  • @masaharumorimoto4761
    @masaharumorimoto4761 9 лет назад +58

    Stoned to the gills + Fresh Dominos pizza + Best of Joey = Perfection

    • @cocorkiller2322
      @cocorkiller2322 4 года назад +1

      shit pizza.. it's like someone sprayed pizza flavor in a cardboard box

    • @Lorendrawn
      @Lorendrawn 4 года назад

      I got a steak fresh off the skillet, peanut butter, milk, and three kinds of cookies, and a double bong. Right there with you.

    • @masaharumorimoto4761
      @masaharumorimoto4761 4 года назад

      @@Lorendrawn Oh shit! tremendous!

  • @DI-uk9rj
    @DI-uk9rj 4 года назад +5

    "If you say you like the Dave Mathews band I will pistol whip you" 😂 😂 😂

  • @SackButter
    @SackButter 9 лет назад +60

    red lobster in Sacramento on Friday is actually insane

  • @emerson5077
    @emerson5077 7 лет назад +13

    Sending the blank tape is one of the funniest, most badass moves, hahah

  • @LacyBeee
    @LacyBeee 9 лет назад +56

    There needs to be a 'Best of Joey Diaz' every two months at least

    • @Drew-s4i
      @Drew-s4i 3 месяца назад

      COCOooooooooooo!

  • @blindhorse86
    @blindhorse86 7 лет назад

    The day Joey Diaz passes Im gonna mourn him like family. What a guy. Laughter is the best gift you can give to someone.

  • @amann24
    @amann24 9 лет назад +35

    It's a doubly whammy of funny, because Rogan's laugh is fucking hilarious too

  • @therevanchist2123
    @therevanchist2123 8 лет назад +36

    13:50
    ''Oh i seen a fucking possum that look at me one night at like 4 in the morning , i looked at him and i was like What The Fuck ''
    Don't know why but that part is hilarious !!

    • @quinngentrymoore8182
      @quinngentrymoore8182 6 лет назад

      XDarth OsirisX I was watching this exact scene when I read this

  • @chunglii8
    @chunglii8 9 лет назад +15

    Fuckin' tremendous, Joe Rogan. Light up a numbah and rewatch all these classic moments, just no susquehanna fuckin' weed.

  • @jonathanpopham5483
    @jonathanpopham5483 7 лет назад

    The most amazing thing to me about Joey Diaz, to me, is his memory. He remembers everything significant that happened to him. He remembers dates, names, places, all of it. He is so good at telling stories but it's especially good because he remembers it all.

  • @sweetbruh96
    @sweetbruh96 9 лет назад +29

    I fucking love joey diaz. Coolest dude ever

  • @leaderOFlosers
    @leaderOFlosers 8 лет назад +52

    Lmfao his possum story nearly killed me.

  • @ravens3131
    @ravens3131 9 лет назад +132

    Bro. First time I got stoned in a year and you post this...

    • @vertezgaming3900
      @vertezgaming3900 5 лет назад +4

      Why would u only get stoned once a year. Sad. Torture cant go a couple hours lol

    • @villehookeneriksson3473
      @villehookeneriksson3473 5 лет назад +11

      @@vertezgaming3900 he's gotten high a total of 4 times since he posted that comment. I got stoned 4 times this morning

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 4 года назад +1

      Ville Hööken same

  • @Brat_Elaine
    @Brat_Elaine 4 года назад +5

    Good Googlie Mooglie! Joey is the BEST GUEST, hands down!

  • @Scotsdave
    @Scotsdave 9 лет назад +58

    More angry Joey Diaz, when he's nearly incoherent with rage...... AAAAAHAHHHAAAAA

    • @liamdonaldson3393
      @liamdonaldson3393 7 лет назад

      The Agent In The East that's the funniest shit ever

  • @TomCL-vb6xc
    @TomCL-vb6xc 7 лет назад +1

    Joey Diaz might be one of the greatest - if not the greatest person alive .

  • @sillynelson1
    @sillynelson1 9 лет назад +32

    Holy shit, the tape thing killed me hahaha

  • @MiniGunas
    @MiniGunas 8 лет назад +70

    8:54 "shut up, Brian" :D

    • @robertsmithing4716
      @robertsmithing4716 4 года назад

      We like BBQ ribs and cheesecake. Shut up brian

    • @robertsmithing4716
      @robertsmithing4716 4 года назад

      I canna kiss you

    • @Drew-s4i
      @Drew-s4i 3 месяца назад

      He didn’t want his membership to the Illuminati exposed

  • @JamesR23
    @JamesR23 8 лет назад +35

    Joey, speak into the microphone. Your teachings must be heard by all.

  • @Ronagery
    @Ronagery 5 лет назад +1

    Guys guys...no need for a movie or a serie. This is it right here. Surreal stories from the most talented storyteller. Incredibly entertaining and I never saw Joe Rogan laugh that much

  • @playamusa
    @playamusa 4 года назад +10

    You get towed, his family's the one that owns it *nods*
    😂😂

    • @Drew-s4i
      @Drew-s4i 3 месяца назад

      He was so embarrassed that they laughed n didn’t believe him
      😂

  • @Jeffsthename
    @Jeffsthename Месяц назад +2

    8:50 Brian brings up the " group " that they're all in and joe immediately shuts him up. 😮😮

  • @sickdogg11987
    @sickdogg11987 9 лет назад +115

    somebody animate joeys stories. .like a docktttaa

    • @Jattmafia313
      @Jattmafia313 9 лет назад +4

      Look up Lucy snorbush and ranch dressing animated

    • @Itsjustmyselfsoitis
      @Itsjustmyselfsoitis 7 лет назад +2

      sickdogg11987 That would be unreal. The Ricky Gervais show basically done that for their podcast. Clipped all the best bits and animated them. Give that one a watch, Karl Pilkington is a different kind of crazy but its hilarious.

  • @jasonbarnes424
    @jasonbarnes424 8 лет назад +123

    Even if half of joey's stories are bullshit, they're still awesome and totally believable haha

    • @joelbecker2
      @joelbecker2 8 лет назад +97

      Jason Barnes the thing is he's had so many people confirm that Joey Diaz stories are straight up true from his old neighborhoods to police records

    • @joelbecker2
      @joelbecker2 8 лет назад +7

      Jason Barnes and I still totally agree

    • @cmaavila3
      @cmaavila3 7 лет назад +19

      It’d be one thing for him to makeup stories for a stand up gig. But do you really think he’s gonna go through the process of making stories for a live podcast?

    • @juvenromero3715
      @juvenromero3715 6 лет назад +6

      Cesar Avila To be consistent with his stand up yeah. Just to keep the persona he has built. But I doubt he has made up much of it. He's legit to quit!

    • @19MadMax98
      @19MadMax98 5 лет назад +11

      I’d say 80 to 90 percent is legit

  • @Jedimonk
    @Jedimonk 9 лет назад +205

    Never ask Joey for a tape or offer him Ranch Dressing.

    • @mannywood9900
      @mannywood9900 9 лет назад +15

      +Jedimonk Or give him a tampon.

    • @Dawgtism
      @Dawgtism 9 лет назад +16

      or leave a message on his phone.

    • @stuckanonymous
      @stuckanonymous 9 лет назад +3

      +Jedimonk or talk shit on people who have large houses

    • @ichiban308
      @ichiban308 8 лет назад +1

      +chris siemers or make shitty eggrolls, he's not gonna do business with you.

    • @BakerOrDie123
      @BakerOrDie123 8 лет назад

      +chris siemers Science!!! Stay black...

  • @alexanderkazarinhelboe1294
    @alexanderkazarinhelboe1294 4 года назад +1

    You know how you sometimes think about what the consuquenses would be if you did something, Joey is the dude that actually finds out.

  • @marcodesanctis2500
    @marcodesanctis2500 6 лет назад +7

    What'd I give to smoke and listen to Zeppelin with that legend of a man

  • @lphotwunteel5250
    @lphotwunteel5250 5 лет назад +2

    Joey is by far the best guest to ever be on the show

  • @panblanco71
    @panblanco71 4 года назад +61

    Every latino has an uncle like this and that looks like diaz lol. Mine was deported back to El Salvador 🤣🤦‍♂️

    • @_mango_
      @_mango_ 4 года назад +3

      Mine is black (we be Dominican) but built just like Joey 💀💀 my grandfather speaks only Spanish but the things he says are just like Joey...been called a maricon for more than half my life

  • @chaoticature
    @chaoticature 8 лет назад +1

    What a life and what an incredible memory Joey has!
    Endlessly rad stories to tell.

  • @alwaysplanahea7127
    @alwaysplanahea7127 6 лет назад +16

    “I had to bring my crazy friend who was havin a bad week”

  • @miteshbalrup7149
    @miteshbalrup7149 4 года назад +2

    A living icon Joey DIAZ🙏❤️

  • @leditrain
    @leditrain 8 лет назад +36

    Who the fuck answers the phone with "damn it feels good to be a gangster" I'm fucking... just quit all'a'yall, seriously, the king is Joey Diaz, the man is amazing.

    • @schwibz
      @schwibz 8 лет назад +3

      hes super OG, he's also refering to a Geto Boys song called "damn it feels good to be a gangster" hahaha look it up!

  • @lillbunnyhop
    @lillbunnyhop 17 дней назад +1

    12/3/24 1:43 am laughing my ass off at work man. Uncle Joey is truly one of a kind
    12:46 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BigBird104
    @BigBird104 9 лет назад +60

    The world famous banana bread baby! Everybody wants to know what the recipe is, I don't know what it is. The recipe is DEATH!

  • @11birds73
    @11birds73 6 лет назад +1

    “Its warmer i like it” that voice threw me off n made that line hilarious

  • @martinwaby9946
    @martinwaby9946 9 лет назад +8

    joey Diaz is a ledgend... talk truth on this podcast love it massive fan

  • @Rapscallion227
    @Rapscallion227 5 лет назад +2

    Joey Diaz is the goat

  • @jewfedmuzik
    @jewfedmuzik 7 лет назад +8

    Joe Rogan's laugh is awesomely funny as hell.. I love it.

  • @micheallam4415
    @micheallam4415 Месяц назад

    And I’ll be back again and again. Pure gold from uncle Joey!!

  • @quentintarantino7221
    @quentintarantino7221 4 года назад +9

    “If you don’t have zeppelin 2, I’m not smoking dope witchu”

  • @pluckyduck11y
    @pluckyduck11y 9 лет назад +1

    I love Tom Waits. Great music. Great music and great voice. Same with DMB!

  • @Midnight_Rider96
    @Midnight_Rider96 7 лет назад +23

    I like Joe Rogan, but what makes Joe great is that he is surrounded by great people. he's an average Joe with exceptional friends, and that can get you a long way

  • @staceymarie6895
    @staceymarie6895 6 лет назад +1

    My favorite JRE guest of all time.

  • @TfromtheP
    @TfromtheP 2 месяца назад +3

    They would rent a jacuzzi and put it in the living room 😆😆😆🤣🤣

  • @benitomota2711
    @benitomota2711 9 лет назад +1

    Need a Joey Diaz documentary asap.

  • @LJDS1979
    @LJDS1979 8 лет назад +4

    LMFAO!!! the Period talk... CRYIN'!

  • @bbussey1967
    @bbussey1967 8 лет назад +3

    Joey Diaz Has The Best Life Stories !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GraveyardDave19
    @GraveyardDave19 7 лет назад +45

    Hes the best human i know

    • @abdullaadel6430
      @abdullaadel6430 7 лет назад

      GraveyardDave19 he had a dark past

    • @roeland99s
      @roeland99s 7 лет назад +2

      Abdulla Adel thats what made him so great. He learned

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 6 лет назад

      That story about his friend being rich now because his family owned a tow-truck company had me in tears from laughing so hard!+

  • @dbzkid4
    @dbzkid4 6 лет назад +2

    Jfc I love joey Diaz,I just barely found out about him last night and he is honestly the funniest dude alive

  • @evilhomer
    @evilhomer 9 лет назад +6

    Angry Joey is the best Joey.

  • @jeremyroastscoffee2495
    @jeremyroastscoffee2495 4 года назад

    Joey Diaz is indelible proof that for all the inherent suffering that is our birthright, God trades in kindness.