Bert Kreischer | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2022
  • Bert Kreischer returns to This Past Weekend for the third time. He chats with Theo about life on the road, gym shower horror stories, his life-changing experience riding a horse and more.
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    Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, podcaster and actor. Catch him on tour the rest of the year www.bertbertbert.com
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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  Год назад +94

    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @Jnt710
      @Jnt710 Год назад +5

      Theo we need a Midwest show 😭

    • @imbaddass1-bq2xk
      @imbaddass1-bq2xk Год назад +7

      Yea man Billy on the 21 speed

    • @PennyGoneWild
      @PennyGoneWild Год назад +2

      hey Theo love your stuff! suggest to Bert to change his prayers from help me, help me creator.. to thank you, thank you creator!! and things will really change for him

    • @brandennfinch
      @brandennfinch 10 месяцев назад +2

      1st to 3rd grade..... bs

    • @Devoflex
      @Devoflex 9 месяцев назад

      this is some of the funniest shit ive ever witnessed. It aint often that Theo cant get a word in

  • @PepeSi1via
    @PepeSi1via Год назад +4089

    This conversation is like a bag of weed talking to a bag of cocaine in a drug dealer's pocket.

    • @r8i0y5
      @r8i0y5 Год назад +81

      Couldn’t have said it better

    • @josebeltran9498
      @josebeltran9498 Год назад +31

      😂😹👍🏼 spot on!

    • @CompleteProducer84
      @CompleteProducer84 Год назад +21

      Absolutely nailed it

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 Год назад +39

      None of you have ever done weed or cocaine.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад +3

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @ddbsketchupforthesoul6488
    @ddbsketchupforthesoul6488 Год назад +3012

    Theo dude..you completely underestimate yourself. You bring joy and love to so many people. You need to know that brother GANG GANG

  • @akademikz23
    @akademikz23 Год назад +732

    Theo closing his eyes to visualize Bert's horse riding wet dreams is hilarious 😂

  • @sladey21
    @sladey21 Год назад +416

    Theo just can't take a compliment without giving praise back. What a guy.

    • @autumnsantomauroganggang
      @autumnsantomauroganggang 5 месяцев назад +3

      Or changing the subject. I sincerely had tears when Bert said “I love your brain” because we all feel that way.

  • @riotpb10
    @riotpb10 Год назад +359

    Bert: "That's why I don't day drink"
    Also Bert: "I drank all day yesterday"

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock Год назад +33

      he's so casual about extremely brutal acoholism

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад +3

      ​@@StarmenRocklmao thats one way to put it.

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock Год назад +13

      @@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 thats the only way, bert is sick and its super cringeworthy

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад +1

      @@StarmenRock you know what they say about opinions!

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock Год назад +21

      @@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 they're all wrong except mine

  • @gaspck3466
    @gaspck3466 Год назад +2133

    Theo’s presence is comfortable and cozy like some fresh apple pie

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад +21

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @CrystalBbyUSA
      @CrystalBbyUSA Год назад +36

      It's funny that you say that bc this is literally my comfort show!! I love sitting on my back porch w my dog late at night and watching this show. It makes me feel sooo so cozy esp the solo episodes.

    • @tannerchopp2107
      @tannerchopp2107 Год назад +7

      He's a werewolf...

    • @thepodpodbros
      @thepodpodbros Год назад +8

      Theo has helped me through some really dark times. Glad he was there to help us all grow, laugh, cry, and move onward and upward. I started a podcast called "The Pod Pod Bros" because of Theo. Hope you guys watch and enjoy. Gang Gang 🙏🏽

    • @JRR821
      @JRR821 Год назад +2

      Cornell West is whack! THOMAS SOWELL is the guy.

  • @victoriasmith1240
    @victoriasmith1240 Год назад +127

    god i love berts laugh, a dolphin with severe asthma frantically searching for his inhaler

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад +4

      Lmfaoooo this comment is underrated asf

    • @JasonGenom
      @JasonGenom 10 месяцев назад +12

      It’s fake af

    • @curtisyastic4130
      @curtisyastic4130 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's because he's literally dying. So funny. Or pathetic...whichever

    • @AshlynPonder
      @AshlynPonder 8 месяцев назад

      #babywalrus

    • @crystal3674
      @crystal3674 8 месяцев назад +1

      OMG!! I literally just finished reading your comment about Bert's laugh and then BAM! He started laughing! An asthmatic dolphin... All I'm ever going to hear from this day forward!😂🤣

  • @TrickyBoa
    @TrickyBoa Год назад +305

    The way they both show their admiration for one another makes this so great.

    • @chriscollins3470
      @chriscollins3470 Год назад

      How would that possibly make this great?

    • @TrickyBoa
      @TrickyBoa Год назад +1

      @@chriscollins3470 ?

    • @jakecrader9773
      @jakecrader9773 Год назад +10

      @@chriscollins3470 because its nice to see mutual appreciation between people we appreciate?

    • @ambermiller3845
      @ambermiller3845 19 дней назад +1

      Agreed…I hate all the hate Bert gets! He’s fuckin great, his wife is great (wife of the party podcast)….it’s great that he has people that love him.

  • @AwesomeFrank69
    @AwesomeFrank69 Год назад +321

    Theo..... eyes closed imaging He's on Bert's WET DREAM Horse!?!
    I almost Died 🤣

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @kimTre03
      @kimTre03 Год назад +4

      I'm fuckin crying over here 😂😂😂

    • @amberwkly3747
      @amberwkly3747 Год назад +2

      LMAO 😂💀

    • @mindfulnessnow3094
      @mindfulnessnow3094 Год назад +1

      Time stamp ?

    • @mutsa8
      @mutsa8 Год назад +2

      Watched it about 10 times. Absolutely hilarious

  • @Truemeaning-
    @Truemeaning- Год назад +411

    If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад +3

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @halolynx0114
      @halolynx0114 Год назад +2

      truly

  • @lyndawatson8312
    @lyndawatson8312 11 месяцев назад +53

    I'm a 73 year old woman and you guys had me in stitches I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

    • @picklefart
      @picklefart 10 месяцев назад +5

      Will you be my grandma?

    • @IsmetAmeti-de6xe
      @IsmetAmeti-de6xe 10 месяцев назад +4

      Gang gang on the way grams!

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 10 месяцев назад +4

      As a woman also who listens to theos vids, the stories about how much and where they masturbated shocks me. I didnt know it was on their mind so much. It was on mine, I wish us girls knew!

    • @Outside_The_Wall
      @Outside_The_Wall 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@lilme7052 I also wish you girls knew!🤣
      I didn't even thought girls cared at all (because they were so dismissive&"hard to catch" even when they apparently were interested) but growing up&getting older I realised how much love&beautiful moments that I missed out on.
      Hearing the stories now afterwards (having met some of the girls I grew up with) how interested the girls actually were in us guys really is a little bit of a downer but us guys was the only ones that tried to make something happen and the "standoffish"/distant behaviour from the girls made us unfortunately think that none of you felt the same things as us😅🙈
      Sorry for a long reply back🙏🏻
      Be well and I wish you a happy wekeend☀️

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 9 месяцев назад

      @Outside_The_Wall Its messed up isn't it?! That we like you and you liked us but we played hard to get or thought you didn't like us anyway. My god 😆

  • @warsson1
    @warsson1 Год назад +70

    Theo, one thing watching your interviews has taught me is to always compliment the person who just complimented you immediately. You do it every single time someone says something nice about you, and its so admirable.

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад +4

      Its cause hes sooo humble. True humility too. Im almost certain he hardly ever thinks of himself. Hes the kind of guy who would help others before helping himself.
      Im very unlike that. Im much more selfish and egotistical.
      And thats how I know how pure and wholesome a guy like Theo is.

  • @rew_studios
    @rew_studios Год назад +545

    What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol

    • @n8archy121
      @n8archy121 Год назад +14

      I normally hate Bert. Happy I gave this a chance, big fan

    • @bane8257
      @bane8257 Год назад +2

      @@kingxiii4680 projecting

    • @seanwhite9789
      @seanwhite9789 Год назад +13

      @@n8archy121 same, his laugh turned me off for a really long time. Seems like he’s chilled out with the high pitched screeching while talking tho

    • @anabaird3835
      @anabaird3835 Год назад +5

      He's also good at stealing stories. "Dan Connor" told that very same story to Rosanne (1990'S ROSANNE show) Rosanne asked if he'd ever bn in love before her. He told her yes & proceeded to describe his 1st major crush. She was a girl he had a class with: He said, "She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe off the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!".
      So either Brett here stole the story from the writers of "Rosanne" or it's one heck of a coinkadink.
      PS: Idr WHICH ep, but it has to be w/in the first 3 seasons bc those are what I have (DVD) & have watched every disc multiple times. Thats why r'mbr it so well. Plus, its such cute & VERY UNIQUE & UNEXPECTED thing to say...err...til NOW 😒.

    • @anabaird3835
      @anabaird3835 Год назад +2

      @@n8archy121 Ive never seen/heard of Brett b4, but Im instantly put off. Either its one heck of a coinkadink... OR... he stole that story from the writers of ROSEANNE (O.G. 1990'S) about his (supposed) 1st crush as a youth. "Rosanne" asked Dan if he'd ever bn in love before her, & he said "oh YEAH!!..." & proceeded to tell her about a girl who was in one of his classes:
      "...& she had she'd AMAZING toes! She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe of the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!"
      Idr which ep. Seems they were at a fancy restaurant for their anniversary. I know it has to be w/in 1st 3 seasons, bc I have those 1st three on DVD & have watched em several times over.
      (🤪 Im old)
      So thats probly why I remb'r it so well..plus it was such a cute & UNIQUE lil story of boyhood...til NOW. 😒.
      I guess Brett banked on no one knowing/remembering.

  • @thequeenofheartzzz
    @thequeenofheartzzz Год назад +331

    Bert is so caught up in telling his cocaine story 🤣🤣 he can't even see Theo salivating with every word😁😁

    • @Shrnirpledorp
      @Shrnirpledorp Год назад +32

      Bert could talk 2 a brick wall

    • @chuckberry1853
      @chuckberry1853 Год назад +48

      He did the same thing to Bobby Lee with drinking stories on the latest Something’s Burning… there is a serious disconnect in his brain where he is so oblivious to how disrespectful he can be to people who are going through something like that… he claims to be such an “empath”, but doesn’t realize how toxic some of those stories can be to certain people at certain times… love the guy (and that is his chosen branding, that he stays true to), but it was pretty cringe/hard to watch how triggering the topic was to Theo… I definitely appreciate how Theo was so connected to the issue, that he immediately cut to the better help ad read as the story ended…

    • @indicaviking3585
      @indicaviking3585 Год назад +9

      I love the shot of him clinching his teeth, smiling and giving the ok 👌 signal.

    • @jacobiwilson3887
      @jacobiwilson3887 Год назад +5

      @@chuckberry1853 I get what you're saying and it was extremely irritating with Bobby Lee but it's not with Theo Von because Theo isn't clean for very long EVER while Bobby was sober for YEARS!

    • @chuckberry1853
      @chuckberry1853 Год назад +5

      @@jacobiwilson3887 valid points, and I’m definitely picking up what you’re putting down, but I wasn’t qualifying irritability levels for which was better or worse, just pointing out that it was cringe in general… it doesn’t seem as though Bert does it out of malice, or with ill-intent, but being oblivious is just as disrespectful to anyone who openly has issues with that kind of stuff-it was just a moment that seemed a bit too aloof in relation to the gravity of the topic… as was clearly obvious with how Theo’s engagement in the conversation changed so dramatically… lol

  • @simons9824
    @simons9824 Год назад +6

    "The merch" killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @countslick2924
    @countslick2924 Год назад +24

    I’ve gone my entire life without admitting that I did what Burt said he did when he first started yanking. This is a cathartic moment for me

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад +1

      Thats hilarious bro

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 Месяц назад

      Wish you gave a timestamp. I've been listening to this in segments while multi tasking. I'm 2/3 through it & am unsure if I missed it. Hopefully it'll be in this last portion.

  • @jimmyjunk8498
    @jimmyjunk8498 Год назад +192

    I never have to turn the volume up and down as many times as I do listening to Bert on a podcast.

    • @kpeezyforsheezy
      @kpeezyforsheezy Год назад +32

      You don’t like hearing that squeaky pterodactyl noise Bert calls his laugh at high volumes?

    • @dwj3333
      @dwj3333 Год назад +19

      His laugh is painful

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @bigdogblast
      @bigdogblast Год назад +1

      lmfao that is so bert... is no one going to mention how he says ''tattoo'' its like satire almost how he says it... tuttwo

    • @jimmyjunk8498
      @jimmyjunk8498 Год назад +1

      @@bigdogblast "Ben AFLECK"

  • @MrPittsSox
    @MrPittsSox Год назад +102

    "Let your mind be a vacant lot where the present moment can loiter"
    Wow Theo!

    • @dameoncluchey8548
      @dameoncluchey8548 10 месяцев назад +2

      Super profound ❤

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 9 месяцев назад +1

      He's a linguistic Einstein

  • @BobbyDieMond
    @BobbyDieMond 5 месяцев назад +1

    Whenever I hear the word “Inflammation” Bert is there first thing that comes to my mind.

  • @SONOFABITCH
    @SONOFABITCH Год назад +3

    "Theo, you are LITERALLY HONESTLY a TREAT to listen to!"
    [proceeds to interrupt Theo for the 44th time]

  • @toonamelts
    @toonamelts Год назад +256

    Bert saying he’s not an alcoholic and that he’s in good shape right now had me dead

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @dannoreyes1123
      @dannoreyes1123 Год назад +19

      Dude saying he doesn’t have his first drink until midnight is laughable

    • @Gasser24769
      @Gasser24769 Год назад +4

      @@dannoreyes1123 he just talked about getting onnit with a key of coke and your calling him laughable , maybe i misinterpreted this comment bro but if you havent been through the trenches i suggest you put the work in you helmet haha

    • @dannoreyes1123
      @dannoreyes1123 Год назад +25

      @@Gasser24769 what? Lol

    • @Gasser24769
      @Gasser24769 Год назад

      @@dannoreyes1123 Fuck knows bro

  • @alexhugg
    @alexhugg Год назад +128

    Bert: “I don’t ever day drink. I can’t do it”
    Bert 1 minute later: “I started drinking at 7am yesterday”

    • @bayareaomg
      @bayareaomg Год назад +4

      @Some Words mmm fresh cup of heiron before work my fav

    • @masterroshi3548
      @masterroshi3548 Год назад +1

      The best part of waking up is titos in my cup

    • @jamesjustice8711
      @jamesjustice8711 Год назад

      Idk why he would even lie about that. He's been on record countless times talking about day drinking. Unless he was lying about those times and exaggerates his party lifestyle. Who knows with Bert?

    • @ashwynlentini1317
      @ashwynlentini1317 Год назад +1

      That’s not day drinking thats morning drinking😂

  • @rougely
    @rougely Год назад +15

    “Is there alcohol in this?” “No.” “Ohkay.. 😢” LMFAO Bert is the best alcoholic out there.

  • @naughtmouth9781
    @naughtmouth9781 Год назад +2

    45:40 what was that laugh bro 😂

  • @trewlyrics
    @trewlyrics Год назад +176

    The fact Theo brought up his addiction struggles with vaping the moment Bert spoke highly of him is a perfect representation of why I love this dude

    • @moondancer858
      @moondancer858 Год назад +5

      theo is theo

    • @kingxiii4680
      @kingxiii4680 Год назад +4

      "I remember going down on my dad"- Bert 😑

    • @skketzkeet1148
      @skketzkeet1148 Год назад

      ​@@kingxiii4680 wut

    • @kingxiii4680
      @kingxiii4680 Год назад

      @@skketzkeet1148 Idk how he meant it but he said that shit lol

  • @Batlca
    @Batlca Год назад +148

    Love it how Theo jusy sat there and let Bert talk, even though Theo couldn't get a word for himself 😅 I love Theo's one liners.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @chrisS19019
      @chrisS19019 Год назад +5

      Just like Tom lol

    • @mcnell311
      @mcnell311 Год назад +8

      “The reason you have Bert as a guest is so you can just relax for 2 hours.” -TS

    • @cmap1503
      @cmap1503 Год назад +2

      Look at his podcast with Jesse Ventura. Its 10 times worse than this one

    • @66Ack
      @66Ack Год назад +5

      @@ItzMalick how about you stop spamming accounts and you will grow naturally instead of annoying people.

  • @TheWhitetailrancher
    @TheWhitetailrancher Год назад +4

    I can tell you from personal experience that just knowing God without ANY hesitation or care of what anyone else on earth has to say about it. IS JUST CONSTANTLY AWESOME!

  • @smartz565
    @smartz565 5 месяцев назад +3

    theo is just one of a kind man .. gang gang bro

  • @ovechkin0831
    @ovechkin0831 Год назад +502

    I became such a big fan of Theo so quickly after finding out about him. I love your style, your humor, your brain. You're awesome Theo. Thank you for everything you do, brother.

    • @slimmg7566
      @slimmg7566 Год назад +1

      Just go marry the dude 🤣

    • @ovechkin0831
      @ovechkin0831 Год назад +11

      @@slimmg7566 sugar daddy vibes? I'm with it.

    • @aka-stavy3926
      @aka-stavy3926 Год назад +5

      honestly, same here bro. saw him on a tiktok, he cracked me up and down the rabbit hole i went.

    • @JohannenJohnson-li3qz
      @JohannenJohnson-li3qz Год назад

      Stfu hoe ass pool boy
      I do more tha. You do

    • @rawdaaljawhary4174
      @rawdaaljawhary4174 11 месяцев назад

      Yup, he's one of my favorite comedians.

  • @nickg1743
    @nickg1743 Год назад +77

    Theo, that was the best impression of a man having a nocturnal emission while dreaming of riding a horse I've ever seen

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @Harrysimpsxn
    @Harrysimpsxn Год назад +2

    “And I was riding horses” what😂

  • @kspfiddlefaddle535
    @kspfiddlefaddle535 Год назад +16

    When he said free bird while the plane is going down 😂 YES

  • @motoroulette2333
    @motoroulette2333 Год назад +129

    "The way I drink at airports is the way horses run"
    - Bart Kreischer

    • @JennaVonLucius
      @JennaVonLucius Год назад +2

      "Eat my shorts"
      - Bart Simpson

    • @OSS976
      @OSS976 Год назад +1

      The horse running part was cracking me up 😂

  • @Ryansayer
    @Ryansayer Год назад +292

    Theo totally titled his memoirs in this podcast “the present moment is loitering in the vacant lot of my mind” Theo’s a damn genius for real.

    • @ripwheeler8175
      @ripwheeler8175 Год назад +9

      Dude.... This cat is the lord of the English language! When he gives detailed depictions of his life experiences, he is so believable that you would almost think you're listening to an actual 911 call recording.

    • @joshmusic9766
      @joshmusic9766 Год назад +7

      @@ripwheeler8175 a 911 recording 😂 that’s something Theo would say

    • @theywerecones6691
      @theywerecones6691 Год назад +1

      Total fucking genius.

    • @sausage5033
      @sausage5033 Год назад

      Shit sounds philosophical af 😂😂

  • @fuhq4022
    @fuhq4022 Год назад +65

    Both you guys are special handy capable super buddies

  • @generalkayoss7347
    @generalkayoss7347 Год назад +17

    I remember watching Theo on MTV's "Road Rules" back in like 2000. Didn't hear anything about the guy for 20 years and now here he is doing his thing. lol

    • @manda.watching.YouTube
      @manda.watching.YouTube Год назад +1

      Haha I’m glad I found him a few years ago because my sense of humor was terrible twenty years ago 😹 I wouldn’t have appreciated him.

  • @samdeg93
    @samdeg93 Год назад +105

    Bert: he does things for anti-aging
    Theo: walking, thinking
    😂😂

  • @rc_htx
    @rc_htx Год назад +72

    Been married 10 years, and my wife just recently became a fan of theo. I've been a fan for a long time but her jumping on the theo train brought us together just a little bit more and now we send theos vids or shorts to get a much needed laugh throughout the day. Thanks brother.

    • @adcreel9079
      @adcreel9079 Год назад

      Would you share her stink wink witcha
      boy?

    • @billymanuel1503
      @billymanuel1503 Год назад +2

      I've been with my wife for 10 years, I've been listening to podcasts/comedians the last 5 and she would listen along and Theo truly brought us together in the same way.. his comedic style just works so well for both of us, we laugh so hard together.

  • @TheUsedHu1k
    @TheUsedHu1k Год назад +21

    Just because you are successful doesn't mean you can't be an alcoholic in denial. Also he seems sweet. Also I love Theo. I'm glad to see him sober. I quit alcohol but started vaping just like him, but now Theo has stopped vaping.....im gonna take it one step at a time...cant beat myself up.

    • @KingBr33ch
      @KingBr33ch Год назад

      Good job an even worse habit

    • @Daniel-zq1jb
      @Daniel-zq1jb Год назад +1

      @@KingBr33ch Vaping is horrible but not worse than alcohol

  • @mnhick86
    @mnhick86 Год назад +40

    Almost died laughing while bert gave a play by play of his wet dreams as a kid lol Theo is over there with his eyes closes like he's being put into a trance 😂

  • @twodeepmatt
    @twodeepmatt Год назад +127

    "I'll suck off an aorta!" I died laughing. Theo, you're a treasure and must be protected at all costs.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад +1

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад

      ​@@ItzMalickstop this nonsense

  • @Thecrd2
    @Thecrd2 Год назад +294

    Theo's podcast is better than any other media out today. Its no wonder so many other comedians want to do a podcast with Theo. RIP Shaub.

    • @cpreid
      @cpreid Год назад +8

      Tuesdays with Stories is much better.

    • @aculeatus4356
      @aculeatus4356 Год назад +19

      @@cpreid lmfao bad friends is the highest rated podcast, and it trumps this

    • @lenderzconstable
      @lenderzconstable Год назад +16

      I thought KATS was funny when Theo was on there. It totally turned after he moved to Nashville.

    • @lenderzconstable
      @lenderzconstable Год назад +4

      @@aculeatus4356 i wish I thought it was funny or that I at least enjoyed bad friends. Same with your moms house podcast with segura but it’s so ordinary.

    • @Nyquil47
      @Nyquil47 Год назад +3

      Theo is hilarious on his own podcast in his own vibe. Having him on any other podcast just means he'll be cutting off comedians to say "my cousin was raised by a squirrel" 20 times.

  • @anthonyrosenbaum2640
    @anthonyrosenbaum2640 Год назад +37

    Lol you could tell Theo wanted to correct him on Wallen each time 🤣🤣

  • @IdLike2Apologize2AbsolutelyNo1
    @IdLike2Apologize2AbsolutelyNo1 Год назад +4

    bert being the wingman at the end what a true friend. " it aint fun unless we all get some" lol

  • @reinforcedpenisstem
    @reinforcedpenisstem Год назад +83

    These two intellectual giants will teach us many a philosophical notion, here.

    • @FartCakes
      @FartCakes Год назад +1

      @Hash Hey, dumb dumb. You said it twice. A true intellectual giant..

    • @howardhavardramberg7160
      @howardhavardramberg7160 Год назад

      Gang gang, over.

    • @FartCakes
      @FartCakes Год назад

      @Hash good job, you deleted. We Tod.

    • @FartCakes
      @FartCakes Год назад

      @Hash screenshot it for this very moment 🤷‍♂️

    • @Cp_9900
      @Cp_9900 Год назад

      ‘Intellectual giants’ are usually fucking miserable tbf

  • @MREpicIpodApps
    @MREpicIpodApps Год назад +216

    Bart is so hilarious and goofy but it hit me HARD when he said "I love being alive. My favorite part of being alive is loving that you're alive." Dumb deepness is the best

  • @colinmiller3489
    @colinmiller3489 Год назад +3

    “If you like threatening your Uber driver and making him go fast” 💀

  • @jmoney7289
    @jmoney7289 Год назад +17

    Anytime I feel like a loser I just put on a little Bert to remind me it's not that bad for me

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад +1

      Lol setting the bar low enough to look okay, I see.

    • @jdawg9137
      @jdawg9137 Год назад

      He has millions. Still feel better?

  • @bar3lyalive769
    @bar3lyalive769 Год назад +136

    Literally has Google at his fingertips ...Theo: "I mean I could draw him for you. Well im not even that good at drawing" don't change a thing man love you 🤣

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @InspectorButters4
      @InspectorButters4 Год назад +1

      Theo is always talking about and wanting to draw something or someone!!! Hahahah I think he secretly wants to be an artist instead of a comedian

  • @ineed2wheelschevy293
    @ineed2wheelschevy293 Год назад +102

    As someone that used to party. Me and theo saying "TO TAKE HOME????" at the exact same time had me in tears. Love you theo. Love to see you winning brother

    • @kurtstarkey8792
      @kurtstarkey8792 Год назад +12

      out of everything Bert said... that was the thing Theo just couldn't comprehend. 🤣

    • @brendanwoodley7567
      @brendanwoodley7567 Год назад +1

      I'm UPSTAIRS

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @jeremydelaney1112
      @jeremydelaney1112 Год назад +8

      Ya there's no way Bert was correct on that amount he was just given for free fo take home 🤣🤣🤣

    • @funnydonor9484
      @funnydonor9484 Год назад

      @@ItzMalick but do you have an actual job as well? You know, one that contributes to society in some way…

  • @patrickkrehemker1757
    @patrickkrehemker1757 Год назад +8

    Honestly I would love to just be in a room and have just a deep conversation with these two. Theo has the ability to have these deep conversations but also have the conversation from way left field. Bert is deep individual too. I just feel like sitting down with them and just chatting about life would be such an amazing experience.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Год назад +36

    Burp CryShart looks like he gets his blood pressure tested with a tire gauge at Jiffy Lube.

  • @mistyeyedvaper5537
    @mistyeyedvaper5537 Год назад +136

    Theo's sponsor breaks are the only sponsor breaks i've ever enjoyed watching and that actually make me giggle. God bless you Theo, you're a gem.

    • @wwo604
      @wwo604 Год назад +3

      nothing compares to bill burr, but theos are good too

    • @CountDoucheula
      @CountDoucheula Год назад +1

      Someone's never listened to Cumtown

    • @rickyrocs
      @rickyrocs Год назад +4

      Get that Hitter !

    • @kylieshaye6562
      @kylieshaye6562 Год назад +1

      Where did he get the part about the candy canes and walking canes?

    • @julessb
      @julessb 10 месяцев назад

      tim dillion's are pretty funny too

  • @FloridaMan0561
    @FloridaMan0561 Год назад +25

    Theo Von has definitely become my favorite comic over the past couple of years. Just for the fact that he’s a genuinely good guy on top of being funny AF! Edit: I’m 23 minutes in and my sides are already hurting from laughing so hard! Idk if I can take two more hours!

  • @martyseidel
    @martyseidel Год назад +9

    Seeing the growth in all of you guys over the past few years has been truly inspiring.

  • @LimorG
    @LimorG Год назад +88

    Theo feels like almost too good of a guy to be a comic. What a sweet dude. And so many hilarious throw away lines that Bart just steamrolled over

    • @lonelylubberkin7299
      @lonelylubberkin7299 Год назад +4

      You must of watched a different pod, Bert laughed at nearly everything Theo said…

    • @aaronballeck3153
      @aaronballeck3153 Год назад +1

      Who's Bart

    • @adamobrien1534
      @adamobrien1534 Год назад +3

      @@aaronballeck3153 Brent kreischer

    • @staywoke2198
      @staywoke2198 Год назад +1

      @@adamobrien1534 Brendan Kreisher*

    • @bbldrizzzzzy
      @bbldrizzzzzy Год назад

      @@lonelylubberkin7299 no most of the time he just said his own story and kept talking. Nearly no acknowledgement

  • @rygy729
    @rygy729 Год назад +58

    love when bert talks about his family.. he lights up.. you can tell hes truly happy

    • @gahb4326
      @gahb4326 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Lee-wk3cb hahha im happy to see im not the only one disliking Bert. I cant stand him, his laugh and his lame ass jokes. I have no idea what hes doing between all those talented comedians. but i guess they like him for some reason.

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 9 месяцев назад +2

      @Lee-wk3cb he has a right to be happy. You disliking him is petty. Yeah he's a narcissistic drunk, but everyone has the right to be fucking happy. I wish i could be that fucking happy

  • @donaldmack2307
    @donaldmack2307 Год назад +12

    Tim Dillion and Theo cannot be compared. Theo is hands down in a league of his own at this place on the podcast spectrum.

  • @TheViceKing1
    @TheViceKing1 2 месяца назад +1

    18:14 Bert’s octopus joke is wild 💀💀

  • @MrMichaelll
    @MrMichaelll Год назад +222

    This is going to be good. Bert and Theo have a great vibe together

    • @grahamsalkeld358
      @grahamsalkeld358 Год назад +1

      them southern boyz

    • @timstradley5819
      @timstradley5819 Год назад +4

      @Bubba he’s from the literal southernmost state in the nation

    • @bulldawg71199
      @bulldawg71199 Год назад +3

      @Bubba Hell nah lol def not from Texas

    • @fatguyonthc
      @fatguyonthc Год назад +3

      @@timstradley5819 he’s from the coast. The south starts about 40 miles inland 😂

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Год назад +1

      @@fatguyonthc accurate! and ironically it reeeally starts more than 100miles north of where he grew up

  • @TheDJOblivion
    @TheDJOblivion Год назад +43

    Theo is so trustworthy he brings out the absolute best qualities of everyone around him. His friends are so lucky.

    • @avgoustinospatakas7040
      @avgoustinospatakas7040 Год назад

      All except bill burr

    • @TheDJOblivion
      @TheDJOblivion Год назад +1

      @@avgoustinospatakas7040 it would be interesting to see bill revisit now that he's done mushrooms and not as... Burrish

    • @avgoustinospatakas7040
      @avgoustinospatakas7040 Год назад +1

      man , mushrooms got nothing on the old guy burr hides inside and outside of him...pure evil haha

    • @OSS976
      @OSS976 Год назад

      @@avgoustinospatakas7040 I love Burr but I agree with you haha the two just are polar opposites and don’t mesh at all.

    • @hotdog9262
      @hotdog9262 Год назад +2

      @@OSS976 id say it was burr flashing his veteran card in the newcomers face. awful mindset to have but very common

  • @WFO.Ian.30
    @WFO.Ian.30 Год назад +9

    31:35 is a golden transition.

  • @boranis
    @boranis Год назад +3

    Bert's talk about his wife and the fear of "getting caught" is incredibly insightful. Beautiful podcast

  • @quinnck
    @quinnck Год назад +51

    Theo brings the best out of every comedian he brings on the show. Much love, gang baby

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @asapbruhhhhh
    @asapbruhhhhh Год назад +22

    Bert legit never stops talking. It’s crazy.

    • @makidiaz3894
      @makidiaz3894 Год назад +1

      That adderall snaps

    • @asapbruhhhhh
      @asapbruhhhhh Год назад +3

      @@makidiaz3894 No wonder he and Whitney are best friends.

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Год назад

      Well he’s entertaining and the guest

    • @asapbruhhhhh
      @asapbruhhhhh Год назад +4

      @@CAPTINjacksparrow I meant literally ever. Have you seen his podcast with Tom? He doesn’t ever stop talking.

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Год назад +1

      @@asapbruhhhhh Again entertainment

  • @manda1123889
    @manda1123889 Год назад +4

    Appreciate this candid conversation about addiction. No lies detected.

  • @jaydendensley7430
    @jaydendensley7430 Год назад +1

    Does anyone else know that eloquent is fluidity of writing, I think he meant elegant. Please tell me I’m not the only one that caught this!?

  • @dezzmaan5079
    @dezzmaan5079 Год назад +111

    I’m glad Theo knows we all suffer from mental illnesses that keep us from sleeping at night, so he posts these at this time for all us
    drugged-up nocturnal folks who need a little sunshine in our life… cause we’re gonna sleep all day anyways. Thank you Theo Von.
    Nocturnal Gang gang.

    • @apeface1344
      @apeface1344 Год назад

      Speak for yourself but there's a lot of us that aren't weak minded freaks that have so called mental illnesses

    • @dezzmaan5079
      @dezzmaan5079 Год назад

      @@apeface1344 🤣 You’re talking about your dear friend Theo as well bud. Your mental illness just showed itself. You my friend, have a personality disorder. You will reject it, that’s fine, but to me and everyone else that knows anything about psychology will agree. I don’t judge you, don’t worry. (Edit: Possibly a sociopath or some form of psychopathy).

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 Год назад +3

      @@dezzmaan5079 yeah I don't know why he is watching if it doesn't entertain him. And knowing how hard and long Theo worked to get here, longer than 14 years, complimenting him and encouraging him is just nice and this guy is showing signs of that incel mentality that Cane mentality where if someone is successful in their field and others recognize them, they have to do something to try and ruin it because they cant stand that.

    • @DD-wo7lr
      @DD-wo7lr Год назад +3

      Wow me right now 🤣😅🤣 love from OZ

    • @dezzmaan5079
      @dezzmaan5079 Год назад +2

      Mr. @Ape Face decided to delete his comment saying:
      “Speak for yourself, but there’s those of us individuals who aren’t weak minded freaks.”

  • @DonnyFettucine
    @DonnyFettucine Год назад +30

    It's amazing that 10 minutes in Bert finally realizes it's started 😂😂😂

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

  • @fellowbelo5440
    @fellowbelo5440 Год назад +2

    2hrs in and just now noticed Bert got 2 watches on lmfao

  • @TeepPicks
    @TeepPicks Год назад +32

    This guy is hilarious! Bert should have him on more often

    • @JennaVonLucius
      @JennaVonLucius Год назад +3

      This is Theo's podcast and Bert is the guest 🤧😅

    • @manda.watching.YouTube
      @manda.watching.YouTube Год назад +1

      @@JennaVonLucius lol I think they knew that. I think they were pointing out the fact that Bert did 90% of the talking.

    • @belleboa
      @belleboa Год назад +2

      It's always berts show wherever he goes lol 😆

    • @K0RN17
      @K0RN17 Год назад +1

      It’s his episode he is suppose to talk alot

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Год назад +1

      ​@@JennaVonLuciusr/whoosh

  • @andrewtruex
    @andrewtruex Год назад +23

    Let's hope Theo can get a word in

  • @Tom007Tiger
    @Tom007Tiger Год назад +25

    As an alcoholic, the segment from .40 to . 50 min in hits home . Not looking for attention even tho I’m typing this but if there’s anyone out there it can get better I struggle everyday not to have a drink

    • @mosval8985
      @mosval8985 Год назад +6

      Stay strong brother. Gang

    • @charliedillon1400
      @charliedillon1400 Год назад +5

      Sending thoughts bro. I have three years sober and rarely think about booze at all and I drank like a psychopath for thirty years. Smoke weed and get outside.

  • @Zilchner
    @Zilchner 4 месяца назад +1

    Nice for Bert to have theo on the pod

  • @rawdaaljawhary4174
    @rawdaaljawhary4174 11 месяцев назад +4

    Love Theo and Bert. ❤ Their pods highlight how good-hearted and thoughtful they are in addition to being brilliant comics.

  • @funkeymonkey954
    @funkeymonkey954 Год назад +11

    I love how excited Bert gets for non existent plans

  • @HeyThatsInteresting97
    @HeyThatsInteresting97 Год назад +14

    Adam Sandler came into the restaurant where I work one time, right before the pandemic. He had gone to Magic Mountain with his kids and a buddy that day, and was looking for a place to eat b4 heading back home. He was the coolest guy ever 😊 I managed to withhold my declarations of fandom (unlike Bert) and just served him like anyone else. He was such a kind guest and it was completely surreal to see him in person. Love to the Sandman

  • @Blackafternoon
    @Blackafternoon Год назад +1

    they sound like 2 really good friends next to the play ground... I love you guys

  • @mrssehrgeil
    @mrssehrgeil Год назад +6

    The good vibes in this podcast is contagious!

  • @dom_wagmi
    @dom_wagmi Год назад +7

    i feel like bert is not taking theo´s addiction serious enough if he tells these cocaine stories... my mouth is watering right now and i am 7 years sober...

    • @DW-zj6ux
      @DW-zj6ux Год назад +2

      Yeah he doesn't care. Like when theo said so and so plans to drink again and Bert said "good for him" he doesn't care. He only says caring things because he thinks that's what he's supposed to say

    • @Elvislives123
      @Elvislives123 Год назад

      U realise these are comedians, right…

  • @chrisS19019
    @chrisS19019 Год назад +11

    I love how much Bert tells Theo people love him.

  • @wick1803
    @wick1803 Год назад +4

    What a great convo, felt like I was in the room. Shout-out both of yall

  • @FanYarnla
    @FanYarnla Год назад +8

    The way I drink in airports is how horses run

  • @mdp_-vn4bo
    @mdp_-vn4bo Год назад +8

    44:36 Bert talks about why day drinking is bad and then immediately says he drank at 7am the day prior 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CleanHead
      @CleanHead Год назад

      LOL right. Only non alcoholics drink at 7 am.

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Год назад

      @@CleanHead non alcoholics drink at 7am lol good I feel better about myself

  • @natalie_v0.1
    @natalie_v0.1 Год назад +16

    dude, to hear bert describe his inner voice just like mine and to see the parallel in my binge drinking hit me in some way

  • @adamtellier997
    @adamtellier997 Год назад +1

    This is the exact stuff you put on in the background with friends, or when you play drunk video games. It's the best.

  • @PCALilly
    @PCALilly Год назад +4

    This podcast was a wonderful watch. Felt like I was hanging out with buddies I've known for years. Cheers guys.

  • @goosehadley4434
    @goosehadley4434 Год назад +28

    “Does she bat at the wiener like a cat!” Haha I love that line 😂

  • @Aarohnn
    @Aarohnn Год назад +22

    This podcast has got me through a lot of tough days at a labor intensive job, the intro song has become so wholesome, top 3 podcasts imo

  • @masfabz
    @masfabz Год назад +6

    Bert’s squeal makes my day every damn time😭

    • @opanababy
      @opanababy 11 месяцев назад

      its so fake and annoying lmao

    • @chrisbond6406
      @chrisbond6406 11 месяцев назад

      @@opanababy kinda like you huh?

  • @HkFinn83
    @HkFinn83 Год назад +3

    I wanna hear more about Berts process. He’s such a deep guy actually, love to hear about his thinking and how he came up with being shirtless

  • @sonortubelug3853
    @sonortubelug3853 Год назад +11

    Theo can't get a word out of Bert. A very quiet dude.

  • @HartJon282
    @HartJon282 Год назад +36

    Listening to barts line stories made me itch and that isn't even my drug of choice. Stay strong Theo dog - you the man.

    • @em3462
      @em3462 Год назад +14

      Bert does this to every sober person he speaks to. He questions their sobriety then goes on and on in vivid detail about how much he loves alcohol/drugs. Cannot stand the dude. Although he’s probably doing it because he’s insecure and sober people remind him how out of control he is

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Год назад

      Weak

    • @HartJon282
      @HartJon282 Год назад

      @@CAPTINjacksparrow from the guy who changes his YT channel to fictional characters.
      Nice.

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Год назад

      @@HartJon282 to a channel who uses a boring ass typical name as Brandon… smells like Weak

  • @RustyShackleford-bc9ce
    @RustyShackleford-bc9ce Год назад +1

    I am the machine is definitely Bert's round and round

  • @joeyanthony7831
    @joeyanthony7831 7 месяцев назад +5

    Bert never ceases to amaze me how he can make everything about himself 🤣

  • @ericdykann2018
    @ericdykann2018 Год назад +27

    “There’s a walk, there’s a gallop, and then there’s canter and then there’s a run” Haha Brunt’s a real cowboy.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Год назад

      Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

    • @smith0565
      @smith0565 Год назад +3

      right after he says "theres 3 speeds" and then names 4 haahah

  • @dominiquechew7376
    @dominiquechew7376 Год назад +4

    "BRING UP THAT SUMMER SAUSAGE" 42:30 had me cryingggg

  • @user-md4lg7hz8u
    @user-md4lg7hz8u 9 месяцев назад

    What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol. If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him.

  • @brandonkreinhop359
    @brandonkreinhop359 Год назад +24

    Bert: "I usually don't have my first drink until midnight."
    Us, who've seen him cream his speedo over a Bud Light Hard Soda at 10 AM: Doubt it.

    • @trippsmclovin
      @trippsmclovin Год назад +3

      I mean technically... midnight is before 10am. 🤣🤣🤣