It's beautiful seeing 2 guys that beat Down syndrome, reach such high levels of success in comedy. Nothing could keep these guys down. Such an inspirational duo
Is "tHrOwAwAy LiNe" the newest buzzword in the comedy scene? (For all the muck mucks that are going to say, "tHaT wOrD hAs bEeN aRoUnD a LoNg TiMe," that has nothing to do with it being a buzzword.)
When Theo takes Shane serious asf when Shane is just fucking around is the funniest shit on planet Earth. “I didn’t jinx him, look up if I jinxed him” 😆🤣😆
@@Jonathanmm7 he is a comedic genius no doubt but he has that ability to make nonsense or outlandish shit straight up belly laugh fuel, it's like if theo von had a filter and told real stories.
I love how often Theo stops in his tracks while saying something realizing that he's on the verge of saying something he probably shouldn't, then realizing he can't come up with another way to say it so he says it anyway. Relatable
@@aycuh7873they’re two of my favorites because in my opinion they’re not putting on an act or a face they’re just being themselves. Something I grew fond of bill burr and Louie for
Shane tried it. It was a second rate key and peele, which is second rate Chappell show. His comedy is making him a legend, I haven't actually laughed at stand up comedy since Chris rock on comedy central late night uncensored. (LMAO I WAS TYPING THIS JUST AS SHANE JOKES ABOUT THEM BEING LEGENDS NO WAY 😂)
Mad respect to shane being sober and raw for this one. Its rare to see him so chill even though we all know hes screaming on the inside "get me a beer"
Can confirm. My brother brought his taser over the other day and I zapped my left calf. Somehow it hurt like a bitch up in my right shoulder, and it felt like my OS got reset. That shit is wild.
@@AndrewDriver-e5u Taser, I think. It looked like a flashlight with spikes coming out around the glass up front. It would arc between the spikes when you turned it on. I was also surprised by how loud those things are.
Got buzzed a couple of times during my lifetime, from changing a simple lightbulb or trying a taser on me.. I can say honestly that’s the best description I’ve heard so far 🫣🫣😂
The funniest thing about the tunnels is the fact that a guy on twitter posted like 3 times about hearing yiddish under his floorboards and no one believing him
1st grade name drop Dustin canales mf projectile vomited on my “where’s David?” Book and my lower shirt and pants I think it was page 42 or something was covered the rest of the year it was horrible the entire class ended up getting sick too 😂😂😂 cracked barrel baptism I guess
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I love that I did exactly what Shane said the first minute of the podcast. I don't know how many times they Said " I don't know what to talk about" and I still waited to see 😂
@kimberleeponce1665 I was being facetious, Shane once said in a pod from a while ago that someone said he looked nervous in a IG photo, and he hated it cause they were right. So now I like to say it every post I see him in. Also, he reads comments, even though he hates it. Hi Shane.
@@KrispyKruiseryeah but they're old, man. Don't expect the old army homeless vets to be like that guy from the movie Sisu They are experienced, they are trained obviously, but when they're old and homeless, usually they have ptsd, are on drugs. So how do you expect them to fight in a war? Lol
That's actually a crazy good idea to get someone who can talk to the dead people and have Shane and Theo ask him questions. I would watch that all day...
In other words you want to watch a scam artist to pretend they're having a conversation with someone who has died? Or do you want them to interview someone who suffers from schizophrenia?
That’s because he has to make up a lie for comedic effect… it’s actually more worrying that he makes these lies up so quickly. No wonder he’s still alone man that’s psychotic level behaviour. Same with most great comedians though, spend their whole lives lying to people and it catches up with you.
The comedic inception of Theo calling an autistic kid a ring camera because they are perceptive and don’t talk much is one of the most quick witted well constructed almost piece of poetic literature I’ve seen him do he truly does have a talent unrivaled by anyone living today
Dude this is the type of shit they were joking about at the beginning of the episode, they can do anything and you'll praise him like its the second coming. They are without a doubt hilarious individuals, but chill out a bit my guy
Two great minds and different styles testing their jokes on each other is funny when they notice the differences in their ways of thinking. Also Theo embracing sobriety and Shane hating it are obvious lol. Been on both sides...I am not judging
@JosephScott-ct9sw atleat he admitted that's his hangover move. I still appreciate these two together. I don't need A effort everytime. I wouldn't watch Protect Our Parks if I did. Lol
Three minutes in and… They reminded me of the college party 20 years ago, where I decided that my belt was making me miss beer pong shots… I lost my Teva Sandals, and quite literally woke up in a bush, 😳 🍻
We're in a sad comedic state lately it seems, outside of these two I can't think of anyone really rocking the scene. You can tell they're kind of drained in a lot of their guest appearances because they have to put up with fake comedians that just aren't on the same level, it must be lonely for them.
If these two don't start a podcast together they must hate money. There's no doubt it'd be one of the top podcasts almost immediately. This episode was epic.
Would also be torture for Theo. I don't follow his personal life, but from watching his podcasts, Theo seems to be struggling with his Alcohol problem or his prior substance abuse. Shane seems to have no regards and is loving life, but seems drunk all the time. Lol just my opinion
Lmao had a kid on my 3rd and 4th grade football team nicknamed tater. Was our center. His mom yelled “come on tater, you ain’t cornfed for nothin boy!!” From the stands. Unreal.
The whole bit about arming the homeless is one of the funniest things I have heard in weeks - I almost fell off the floor and rolled out of my tent onto the sidewalk. Luckily I didn't spill my fentanyl.
@@cesarjimenez991 Oscar vallaiue santa moraedo ooh mi cano mi cano😢😢😢 aycarumba A yeah , yeah , oh I can't buy a I a consuela el salvador ocean the danka
I know this won’t get to Theo. But thanks for this podcast man! You have helped with my first two months of sobriety and recovery. Laughing with you guy’s really helps!!
he literally couldn’t make it 20mins. It’d be him doing ad-reads directly from his phone for 40mins and then try a few unfunny “cultural observations” 🤣🤣
Theo brings out the best kind of silly in everyone he talks to, these two together are fantastic! 😂 One of the only people who can pick up Theo’s silly thoughts and run a marathon with them 😂
The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again.
just as the prophecy has foretold
Shane and Daniel Carver
Legends even.
these two and tim dillon are the trinity of comedy today.
Shane and Soder!
It's beautiful seeing 2 guys that beat Down syndrome, reach such high levels of success in comedy. Nothing could keep these guys down. Such an inspirational duo
Pair of down to earth syndromes more like
they are down for anything. like young joc its going down
They barely beat the syndrome bruh
nothin could keep these fellas down not even a slick pair of 21st chromosomes
Their syndrome is down but their money is up
“Cracker Barrel baptism” in response to a kid getting puked on at a Phillies game is one of the funniest throw away lines I’ve heard.
I'm still laughing about it a day after watching it. And the fat kid nick names had me in tears
“I don’t care, I’ll pet this girl” has me cackling
Came here to say this. His throwaways are funnier than most comics bits.
I'm so glad somebody else caught that, I was listening in my amazon van just dying
Is "tHrOwAwAy LiNe" the newest buzzword in the comedy scene? (For all the muck mucks that are going to say, "tHaT wOrD hAs bEeN aRoUnD a LoNg TiMe," that has nothing to do with it being a buzzword.)
Why theo lookin like a divorced librarian 😭😭😭😭
I hope Theo sees this comment. 😂😂
Theo looks like a lesbian time machine
Jesus Christ what an underrated comment- This is such an accurate observation to read holy shit.
😂🎉❤ Love me some Theo tho
Like he sells boiled peanuts at the flea market.
Theo asking his homie to “Look up if I jinxed him or not“ has me crying
One of the best parts!
Theo is so funny it makes me mad sometimes lol
Loved that
It reminds me of when he tells young Jaime to bring up some help on JRe lol
Shanes expression watching the clip at 1:34:53 is so f'n funny.
Theo kept going back to the "What's that in your child's bedroom?" had me howling. Such a great episode.
Legit crying. Hardest I have laughed in a long time.
"Look behind that autographed picture of Katy Perry. What's that? It's a gatling gun and some oxys."
That’s not a my little pony
That’s a my little fentanyl stash 😂
you thought you was howling
But you check under the tongue here
Bam .38 revolver and a pack of lucky strikes
@@thisrsrsnamect5599 that's an indentured servant and some quaaludes
In a different world Shane would be a great high school American history teacher lol and Theo a counselor 😂
Goated idea bro can you imagine the sketch possibilities 💀😂
Dude fuck a sketch you could make a whole show if you filled a little more of the roles that's a great idea!
Would be a great show
@@grumpymonkey5994McCusker , the trusted janitor, selling fake pain pills to kids and hitting in sophomores.
Theo would not be a counselor he'd be a janitor for sure lol
When Theo takes Shane serious asf when Shane is just fucking around is the funniest shit on planet Earth. “I didn’t jinx him, look up if I jinxed him” 😆🤣😆
Shane and Theo are like two stepbrothers who only see eachother on visitation weekends 😂
🤣🤣
Two civil war brothers. One south. One north. A gay love story we all hope for.
@@tr702 😂 now this should be a comedy movie
Yoo 🤣🤣
Lololololo....the penthouse is under the mattress!!😮😂😅 as simple as...secreatin round up in hura.
Shane always throws matt into the spotlight when he has the chance. Got to respect that broship
Matt is a riot tho and just has a likeable personality. He's got that stupid joke contagious laugh combo working.
🤎TIFFANY RAE NICKALASKEY🤎
@@i8764theKevassitant matts a comedic genius and shane knows it. in some ways hes funnier than shane lol
@@Jonathanmm7 he is a comedic genius no doubt but he has that ability to make nonsense or outlandish shit straight up belly laugh fuel, it's like if theo von had a filter and told real stories.
You wouldn't have Shane without Matt.
I love how often Theo stops in his tracks while saying something realizing that he's on the verge of saying something he probably shouldn't, then realizing he can't come up with another way to say it so he says it anyway. Relatable
😂😂😂
That is so funny
Shane saved him at 56:50 xD
Aye shout out Nick mullen
@spilzspillssomethingspecia1003 good catch 😂
"where's this guy going? to get a rebate" that shit is funny af
"An indentured servant and some qualudes" 😂 Seriously how is it possible that he thought of so many different funny things you might find
This shit killed me 😂😂😂
😂😂.
One that got me was I think was Tylenol PMs and a picture of Andy Dufresne lol
That level of improvisation is where I think Theo is the best in comedy...he and Mark Normand
I thought the bit got stale after a few examples but to each their own and the episode was hilarious in general
Theo & Shane becoming friends in real life is the best thing that could happen in comedy.
seriously, the two most popular comedians right now.
@@toneloke454popularity isn’t the point it’s that they’re actually comedians.
Amy schumer is better
@@aycuh7873they’re two of my favorites because in my opinion they’re not putting on an act or a face they’re just being themselves. Something I grew fond of bill burr and Louie for
@@norm77 nope, not today, do not fall for this bait! Be strong!
Imagine a comedy show or sketch comedy series hosted by Theo and Shane. It would be incredible!
Matt definitely has to be in there though. We can't forget the shaman
Podcasts once in a while really allow them to bring their best, a show with em both may bring diminishing returns
Theres a sketch show thats been on for 50 years that I watch. Shane would have been a bad choice for
Shane tried it. It was a second rate key and peele, which is second rate Chappell show.
His comedy is making him a legend, I haven't actually laughed at stand up comedy since Chris rock on comedy central late night uncensored.
(LMAO I WAS TYPING THIS JUST AS SHANE JOKES ABOUT THEM BEING LEGENDS NO WAY 😂)
@@bobbybush1750 yeah good for you bud nobody cares. Take your trash opinions and go watch tiger belly or something
I laughed way more than I should have at the line "Cakepop no."
Time stamp?
Theo is full of punchlines. He truly has a mind that works like no other
33:57 ‘ look up if I jinxed him or not’- absolutely sent me 😂
The way i just choked on my drink when Mayor Adams said "secrete" while holding a babydoll
😂😂. Eyes open!
Mad respect to shane being sober and raw for this one. Its rare to see him so chill even though we all know hes screaming on the inside "get me a beer"
“Getting tased feels like somebody from the great beyond pressed a doorbell that you didn’t know was connected to you” 😂😂
Can confirm. My brother brought his taser over the other day and I zapped my left calf. Somehow it hurt like a bitch up in my right shoulder, and it felt like my OS got reset. That shit is wild.
@@pane36 taser or stun gun?
@@AndrewDriver-e5u Taser, I think. It looked like a flashlight with spikes coming out around the glass up front. It would arc between the spikes when you turned it on. I was also surprised by how loud those things are.
@pane36 That's a stun gun. Tasers are the little yellow guns that fire barbs into the target and are more powerful.
Got buzzed a couple of times during my lifetime, from changing a simple lightbulb or trying a taser on me.. I can say honestly that’s the best description I’ve heard so far 🫣🫣😂
The “Crackle Barrel Baptism” line absolutely killed me and I pulled my back I laughed so hard…one of kind line. Pure genius…
Same I literally spit out my coffee this morning 😂
Get well soon 🙏
I damn near choked! 😂
Cracker Barrel baptism LMAO
12:37 He was so quick to it too
The funniest thing about the tunnels is the fact that a guy on twitter posted like 3 times about hearing yiddish under his floorboards and no one believing him
And he had to delete the tweets because everyone was calling him a paranoid schizo
😅😅😅😅😅
The more I hear about the time line shifting somewhere in 2016 the more it seems real
@@Hegataro “I think some of you owe me an apology”😭😭
@ashercooper4017 If you're talking about that guy Richard Strocher, it's a troll account... The dudes name is literally Dick Stroker lol
Theo looks like that cool auntie that gives you weed and a beer
“Let me hit ya fuckin weed pen”
I love how at the end Shane says "Do it with just Matt". Dude's a good friend
When's that? I tried listening out for it but I missed it
@@crakhaed1:40:54
@@rottingpotatoes2483 you're a beautiful and kind soul thank you 😊
And smart. He's been saying this about The Shaman and The Rat King for a while. They'd get along swimmingly
@@crakhaedyou got an elite name brotha
These 2 are the only people who can have a 2 hour pod and I have no idea what I just listened to lmaooo
I know.... Hairy asses😂
Theos act is so boring.
I don’t think they know either tbh
Describing being covered in projectile vomit as a “Cracker Barrel Baptism” is absolutely wild😂
Was searching for this comment 😂
@@dmtisgod4206 please stop saying this!
Wild to come up with that on the spot lol
Bro i redd this comment at the EXACT MOMENT Theo said it 😂
1st grade name drop Dustin canales mf projectile vomited on my “where’s David?” Book and my lower shirt and pants I think it was page 42 or something was covered the rest of the year it was horrible the entire class ended up getting sick too 😂😂😂 cracked barrel baptism I guess
Shane shouting out Nick Mullen always grabs me right, fucking love that guy
“Oh look it’s an indentured servant and some quaaludes”
Fucking hell Theo 😂
Tramadol Now and Laters! LOL
Is that a my little pony? It’s a my little fentanyl
😂
@nickkerr5714 LMAO
I legit forgot how to breath, I was laughing so hard.
How did Eric Adams get a New Orleans accent?
"this is black clue "is wild lmao
Had me DEAD 😂
Even more wild to vote that idiot for mayor
Bro yt just asked for feedback on your comment lol I said it was great but just know they are watching you 😅
It's like watching 2 gold medalist from the Special Olympics have a conversation, and it's a thing of beauty.
Damn way to beat around the bush lmao
Both received gold medals for award their participation. where's everyone is a winner, because participation is matter
Yeah they are pretty lame comedians.
They participated, but your comment wins gold
😂
Idk man every time I'm going through a hard time I go straight to this video. Feels like I'm hanging with friends and it makes me feel better.
Unbelievable. The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again. Legend!
He said it while I was reading this. 🤯 😂
Lmao, perfect timing
Stolen top comment
@@QuinlanVoss. Anyone, including myself, who wrote this comment or some version of it was just transcribing it from the audio. No one who commented this was original. Are you refereeing comments on RUclips? How much are you getting paid to do that?
@@chris-johnson Brother what the fuck are you talking about lmao. Also you liked your own comment🤓🤓🤓
Having theo as a friend for at least 1 day could cure depression. Love this guy
Look at you getting all parasocial.
It would make you depressed
@MyNameSheesh That's some DARK ARTS BRUH.
this thread alone is funnier than either Theo or Shane.
"Rent a comedian for a day" I wonder what the rate would be.
If these guys don't get their own radio station in GTA 6 I don't want the game.
Just listen to their podcasts while you play like the rest of us
@@sebastianwhalin743right😂 ppl act like they can’t mute the game music and just play your playlist lmao
Literally nobody cares if you're going to get GTA 6 or not
Damn they really raked you over the coals lol, this fandoms gay😂
Yeah, i dont think he was serious. This boy LITERALLY gettin mad over a comment. Lmao @davelangford2439
Probably the two funniest people in the world right now. I had the pleasure of seeing Theo in New Orleans. Shane is next on my list.
8:31 Theo looking at the Mayor adams video had me dying "This is like black clue" 🤣🤣
1:31:30 “Cause he wanted to work on the weekend, and own a whistle” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
😂🤣
I lost it at, "This is like Black clue" 😂
Should have called him “Colonel Mustard Greens”.
Tramadol now laters
I heard on a podcast the other day that when Candice Owens plays Clue she just yells "IT WAS THE JEWS" on turn two.
@@wallacehowellii9682😂😂
I love that I did exactly what Shane said the first minute of the podcast. I don't know how many times they Said " I don't know what to talk about" and I still waited to see 😂
Shane and Theo's relationship has really grown over the past couple years. These guys working together could make some epic comedy.
And Shane keeps growing...
They could make a hilarious american civil war comedy
@@stylo8845he has put on a little weight hasn't he?😂😂 Just joshin
goated
@@Azoria4 good idea
What's that behind your son's InvisiLine case? An indentured servant! 🤣😭 That was absolute gold.
"I didn't jinx him, that's insane to say to somebody" lmao
"Look up if I jinxed him real quick"
I love that Shane let it sit for a second too bc you know Theo is somewhat serious about that stuff lol
@@PartiallyC0rrecthim apologizing for it after was nice too cause Theo kinda panicked and I felt sorry for him haha
obviously shane was joking 😂
What’s the timestamp on this joke I can’t find it
There will never be anything better than these two together talking. This is bliss. ❤
"Crackerbarrell baptism.." lol. the ability to conjure that so quickly is so impressive. Always a treat when these two get together.
12:50
Theo referring to a autistic child as a “ring camera” and somehow making it make sense just shows how gifted he is 😂
Give yourself credit. You're the one who makes it make sense.
@@eemoogee160imagine getting mad because you didn't get a joke 😂
@@sickofyou4408no one mad
@@sickofyou4408imagine thinking someone got mad just for saying “give yourself credit”
@@sickofyou4408 I think you just missed a joke my guy 😬
So much genuine laughter from both of them. The duo chemistry is solid. Shane looks nervous. Hi Shane.
He already said, he's hung over.
@@KevinElderFarts if you know Shane, that's his baseline.
He’s an anxious fella. Speaking from experience.
i thought that Shane was just a lil tired on this one. maybe its nerves, butwith theo? you think?
@kimberleeponce1665 I was being facetious, Shane once said in a pod from a while ago that someone said he looked nervous in a IG photo, and he hated it cause they were right. So now I like to say it every post I see him in. Also, he reads comments, even though he hates it. Hi Shane.
my son is blind. But at 1hr 32min ish mark, im dying at Shane’s attempt at not laughing in lower right corner😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
“And pepper spray’s not Kosher look it up” 😂😂😂
I fucking burst out laughing.
My favorite line of the whole thing
“A 12 Gauge and some Tramadol” Ahahahaha!!! That one got me!🤣
An indentured servant and some quaaluds
A butt balloon of crystal and a couple narcan chewables
That’s taxes and a couple of somas
Tramadol now n laters lol
Theo being absolutely dead serious about arming homeless people to overthrow the government and shane thinking he's doing a bit lmao
Isn't there a good bit of veterans in the homeless population that already have fighting experience?
Isn't there a good bit of veterans in the homeless population that already have fighting experience?
U guys thinking he’s not doing a bit
@lukebenjamin4603 yes. Vets aren't treated well
@@KrispyKruiseryeah but they're old, man. Don't expect the old army homeless vets to be like that guy from the movie Sisu
They are experienced, they are trained obviously, but when they're old and homeless, usually they have ptsd, are on drugs.
So how do you expect them to fight in a war? Lol
“Look in that baby doll, it’s a shank and picture of Andy Dufresne” 😂😂😂😂
That's actually a crazy good idea to get someone who can talk to the dead people and have Shane and Theo ask him questions. I would watch that all day...
Absolutely!! 😂
You know Shane’s first question would be if masterbating is cool in heaven.
@@Forever.29 Tosh talked to a dead dog therapist for about 40 minutes on his pod a couple weeks ago. It was great.
@@goodboysongsreminded me of that pod too, they can’t do it for a few months now they gotta wait for the the cooldown
In other words you want to watch a scam artist to pretend they're having a conversation with someone who has died?
Or do you want them to interview someone who suffers from schizophrenia?
“Look up ‘if I jinxed him’” is absolutely insane 😂
"A picture of Andy Dufresne" being considered contraband is fucking hilarious and got basically ignored 😂
It's such a specific reference, and to even think of it that quickly is a super power
I didnt ignore it! What about the indentured servant?!
The Castlevania reference within 3 seconds was insane
@@xahst Go poll a bunch of 30 and unders if they know who that is and get back to me.
O I caught it, and was cackling
The bum army talk is making me cry laughing.
The callbacks to the hidden bedroom Guns & Drugs are fucking killing me 😂
Hahahahahahaha I’ve been dying since they started that bit lol absolute gold
I like how Theo will take a second to think about how he’s feeling before saying something
Me too
and then say some wild shit that makes me take several seconds to think
@@benlincoln7358 true lol hahaha
When u do it I'm "weird", when Theo does it its "insightful" smh
That’s because he has to make up a lie for comedic effect… it’s actually more worrying that he makes these lies up so quickly. No wonder he’s still alone man that’s psychotic level behaviour. Same with most great comedians though, spend their whole lives lying to people and it catches up with you.
The comedic inception of Theo calling an autistic kid a ring camera because they are perceptive and don’t talk much is one of the most quick witted well constructed almost piece of poetic literature I’ve seen him do he truly does have a talent unrivaled by anyone living today
Jesus, take it down a notch bud
Makes sense his mom was an English major. He is a very poetic person! He’s a word artist
This comment is so fucking funny
Dude this is the type of shit they were joking about at the beginning of the episode, they can do anything and you'll praise him like its the second coming. They are without a doubt hilarious individuals, but chill out a bit my guy
So good I died
“Their kids hate them so they save rare animals.” LMFAOOOOOOO I cackled
This episode had me laughing way way more than the 90% of Netflix specials I've seen. Absolutely epic!
BJ Armstrong?
No it didn't, no it isn't.
I guess I don't get it 🤷 this was just banter; likeable, but not hilarious
@@inzombnia616 exactly, @EatPrayRunTM is showing clear signs of low IQ and T
Now this is the energy a comedy pod should be. Haven’t laughed this hard in a minute. Great episode Theo and Shane! 💪
Two minutes in and I’m already in tears
Two great minds and different styles testing their jokes on each other is funny when they notice the differences in their ways of thinking. Also Theo embracing sobriety and Shane hating it are obvious lol. Been on both sides...I am not judging
Theo is a comedy muse for Shane and Shane is a comedy muse for Theo, this is fun to watch
Jokes aside, Shane is the only one I've seen that can keep the flow going seamlessly with Theo's loozyanna stories.
Santino
Riff Raff
Normand, CK
@@Drew-s7cdefinitely Santino
Tim Dillon!! They’re so good together
Shane can keep right up with Theo. These are the best episodes where Theo has someone that gets his humor
I hope you understand Matt mcusker and go watch that episode because Matt is literally way more outta left field than Theo
Yeah Bill burr wasn't one of them lol.
@@beaurohrich2926 you havent been watching Theo very long if you think that lol
“If I let you go, you might find happiness” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:35 rolling😭😭
Theo reading news headlines and trying to work through what happened is easily one of the funniest things I have ever heard.
Theo reading anything is hilarious.
You know Shane is a true bro when he’s laughing at all the silly moments and quips from Theo that most miss.
"This is our little ring cam... because a lot of them are really like, perceptive you know but they don't really say much" That shit took me out. 🤣🤣🤣
Ya that was one of the best of this episode
Theo looks like that girl from Bobs Burgers.
Shane looks like he needs to coach middle school football but he's not allowed 😂
The sister of the mom lol?
Hahaha Tina!? 😂
Boys really settled in after about 35 minutes and were killing it for the whole rest of it. Theo saying the elephants were “Artisan Chefs” killed me
Too much of this was Theo trying to carry Shane on his back. Shane: "Yeah."
this pod was extremely dissapointing honestly@@JosephScott-ct9sw
@@JosephScott-ct9swopposite its theos pod he should be leading the convo and he just says dumb shit where shane cant add to
I'm 12 minutes in and watching my neighbors eat supper.
@JosephScott-ct9sw atleat he admitted that's his hangover move. I still appreciate these two together. I don't need A effort everytime. I wouldn't watch Protect Our Parks if I did. Lol
3 mins in and this episode has already changed my life; the two comedic genius’ of our time have done it again
Three minutes in and…
They reminded me of the college party 20 years ago, where I decided that my belt was making me miss beer pong shots… I lost my Teva Sandals, and quite literally woke up in a bush, 😳
🍻
“What were those dudes doin down in those tunnels?.. Probably just hunting square footage” 🤣 💀
Have you seen the prices? Ngl, I will start tunneling under the neighborhood too. It's free real estate!
Definitely not what I should have been listening to at the gym. Lifting and laughing is a terrible combo 😂
He’s a good kid. He’s got guns and a printer… I literally laughed out loud
1:41:20 "McCusker's last stand ...torn apart by an angry mob of the homeless." _dignified_ LOL
Theo and Shane is an unbeatable combo. You guys both really give me hope for the comedy world
All facts! Not many other comedic pairs that can do it better than these guys!
We're in a sad comedic state lately it seems, outside of these two I can't think of anyone really rocking the scene. You can tell they're kind of drained in a lot of their guest appearances because they have to put up with fake comedians that just aren't on the same level, it must be lonely for them.
@@BryanPopeProductionsShort sighted and jaded comment.
@@ETAisNOW I'm of course open to suggestions. Who else entering mainstream stand-up or comedy podcasting is at their level?
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33:47 😂 “You jinxed him! I didn’t jinx him? Look up if I jinxed him or not.” Theo’s brain should be studied 😂
If these two don't start a podcast together they must hate money. There's no doubt it'd be one of the top podcasts almost immediately. This episode was epic.
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I’m not a fan of Shane Gillis.
They really don’t have chemistry. Wouldn’t work, would be torture for Shane
@@petrumyndresku9890did we watch the same podcast?
Would also be torture for Theo. I don't follow his personal life, but from watching his podcasts, Theo seems to be struggling with his Alcohol problem or his prior substance abuse. Shane seems to have no regards and is loving life, but seems drunk all the time. Lol just my opinion
Theo is the best, You can tell he has a big heart.
Lmao had a kid on my 3rd and 4th grade football team nicknamed tater. Was our center. His mom yelled “come on tater, you ain’t cornfed for nothin boy!!” From the stands. Unreal.
Cornfed is so great 😂
Idgaf if its 11 months later , I cant stpp laughing at "stuffed Ludacris doll "
The whole bit about arming the homeless is one of the funniest things I have heard in weeks - I almost fell off the floor and rolled out of my tent onto the sidewalk. Luckily I didn't spill my fentanyl.
That’s dark and hilarious. 😂
ARM THE HOMELESS - DAVE TREE
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Giving homeless people bicycle helmets, hammers and caffeine pills is and old bit known by Shane.
this podcast has that 3am putting off going to bed middle school sleepover energy, could not stop laughing at the absurdities
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This accurate AF
Read this while listening to this at 3am. Except it’s an off day and I’m 26
“God wants us to watch it one more time” is some crazy work 😂
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26:58 I come back to the hot air balloon bit more and more every week😂
This podcast is not for the gym. I almost dropped my weights. Thanks Theo 😂😂😂.
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I started cracking up in the middle of a set lol
If you can listen to people talking when you are working out, you are not really working out.
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Was cutting up firewood and kept dying laughing... Definatly had to stop😂😂😂
“Oh you think that’s just your child’s retainer case, but open it up and Bam! It’s an indentured servant and some Quaaludes” 😂
That whole bit was so fucking good. Theo calling it the black version of Clue😂😂
Theo and Shane is the funniest combo that exists! I was laughing out loud the whole pod.
wtf does my algorithm keep wanting me to loose brain cells
I know this won’t get to Theo. But thanks for this podcast man! You have helped with my first two months of sobriety and recovery. Laughing with you guy’s really helps!!
BIG CONGRATS to u Dustin. that’s a feat, I’m proud of you!!
You got this bro 💪
Peeps browsing in the comments see it, I see it, that’s no little accomplishment! Congratulations! Keep up the good work!
Two months. Respect.
Respect man. You don’t need anyone especially Theo
Theo’s upside down nature genuinely tickles Shane. Love to see it.
I'd love to see Shane Gillis sweat through a full hour podcast by himself.
he literally couldn’t make it 20mins. It’d be him doing ad-reads directly from his phone for 40mins and then try a few unfunny “cultural observations” 🤣🤣
@@Junkhead91 his cultural observations are funny. His first special is the GOAT but yeah he can't bullshit as well as Theo or Tim Dillon.
@@kenclarke5966 for sure. Shane’s standup is decent. He’s almost unbearable in these situations though
@@kenclarke5966 I guess we’ll ignore cultural observations such as “there aren’t any black people in Ireland,England or Australia” genius lol
@@Junkhead91jokes dummy
“You mean like underwriting your mortgage??”
Gah he’s SHARP!!🤯😂😂❤️
Shane and Theo really just have an unbelievable chemistry together. They need to play co gas station managers or something together
Fr these the 2 perfect dudes for a comedy movie bring back the early 2000s feel
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yeah they'd be asking eachother what they should talk about all shift
Really? I saw 2 guys tryna force the episode through. Chemistry was hardly there at all
Shanes used to a renegade like Theo from McCusker. Gimme Matt and Theo for 6 hours.
Theo brings out the best kind of silly in everyone he talks to, these two together are fantastic! 😂 One of the only people who can pick up Theo’s silly thoughts and run a marathon with them 😂
Man I genuinely love Matts ascension into the elite comedy scene. The shaman is unstoppable
Level 2 red god is unstoppable.
I hope he starts doing full flute sets just messing with the new Texas audience.
I tend to love to see people with raging autism do well
The shaman is a sham
His latest special is phenomenal.
The gods of skit comedy and standup have blessed us with this podcast, here’s to the 9 month anniversary of watching this video every single day
I had a friend like Shane once in high school… you need people like him in your circle