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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2016
- Bert Kreischer, Comedian and Host of the "Bertcast" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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Recorded live on 08/28/2016.
I used to not be a fan of Lee but now I realize he is a honest and genuine guy. I respect him for just being himself in front of 100,000's of people.
Jordin Pagel he's still leagues in front of Redban.
rodriguezro9999 tbf is that really difficult to manage?
anyone is better than jamie
Yeah that's real but he's in denial about his workout routine trying to impress rogan and a bitch to me
I never said I wouldn't fuck with a bitch though, he's ok.
"Joey, what time is it?"
"Listen, when I was in jail in 87 I never cared about the time. Then in 91 when I started comedy and my mom died I couldn't stand the sight of a clock. But with Jiu Jitsu keeps me on my toes so occasionally I check the time.
What was your question again?"
can u stamp the time he said this? :P
I think it's meant as a parody of the way Joey speaks and not an actual transcription
Best comment
Read that in his voice fucking perfect lmao
Go back to solving mysteries monk
I love how he talks real quiet when he's telling old criminal stories like he doesn't want anyone else to hear.
"oh are we wrapping up"
"yeah yeah in a few minutes"
*forty minutes later*
"I'm not in the mood for anything, ever. " describes my life completely
I was watching Archived episodes 170 and Lee didn't want to eat 10mg's of edibles nevermind mushrooms or acid or hash in a glass! Now he's up to over a thousand milligrams and is living like a DOCTOR! On one of the best podcasts on the net!
John Johann the progression is amazin
Who’s better than all the church members..no one! 💯
you guys trying to get rid of lee don't get it, he's the balance the church needs, the big boi to joey's Andre 3000, the vanilla in the neopolitan, the rice with the curry, the sam to joey's gandalf
they get high off toenails
hes just so off the radar, it comes off cringe. like talking to a fat technical engineer
Right bro
he cracks me up sometimes
Largefinger I’ve always liked Lee 👍🏻
"I dont like when theres a stray dog on my street, it freaks me out a little bit" Hahahaha why was that so funny
so sheltered I fucking love it
Between JRE and Joey Diaz I have to go with Joey in terms of taste in music. He knows what's up in the music department. He be a great Rock Station DJ not to downplay him I think he's cool to hear his opinion on music. His story telling is bar none the best.
I love that he’s always talking about Sabbath or other bands I love. I knew he was a metal/rock guy before he even mentioned it. I can spot my kind from a mile away
Some of the best episodes of church are when Bert is on. He and Joey just have an odd chemisty.
And and
😂😂😂
They are so different & that’s why he & Joey are best friends!!!
One drunk one really really stoned lol
Lee looks like a baby when he just starts grabbing air with his hands lol
🤣
sweating "profusiously". Classic Joey
Anyone looking back at these in 2023
Church always reminds me of that time of your life when it’s a real purple patch…once it’s over, you can’t replicate it, but it is forever in your memory. My purple patch was 2002-2007.
Joey it's tremendous what you do for your young IT guy. How good is that for him
All that experience.
A pigeon from another neighbourhood. 😂😂😂
Tremendous podcast uncle Joey keep them coming !!!! I love you
15:15 Lee's nonchalant mention of being on 800mgs is an Lol
That part about social anxiety... Anxiety is something that should be embraced. The more you get through the things that reminds you of it (not trigger it, because if something particular triggers that negative feeling it becomes worry rather than anxiety) then the less those kinds of things will encourage anxiety to resurface. But at that point the way you live has changed and so now it'll be other things that reveal anxiety. It never goes away, you just ha e to build the habit of facing it courageously.
Joeys voice for gentiles is so funny i can't take it
Wow Joey D's slimming down, good on ya Uncle.
these are a few of my fav. ppl ever...
Great podcast. A bit disappointed, however, in the utter neglect to address that which has baffled medical science for decades now. Why is it that Burp Christler is indeed so fat? Big fan of The Church, but avoiding the real issues at such a tumultuous time in our nations history seems irresponsible.
He's addicted to benzos which does cause weight gain and retention imo
Combustible Lemons the fact u know that is tremendous
Why are you so worried about it bruh
1:33:56 lee eats mushrooms like a dinosaur
lmfao!!!!
Fucking disgusting
How else do you eat something that grows on shit..lol
Joey is Bert's spirit animal.
from Venezuela mucho amor Great podcast!
Anyone know the song that get's played at the end of the podcast?
THEY KNOW ABOUT FLIGHT OFThe Concords lol
I'm an hour and a half in and haven't seen anyone take a single sip of that wine
favorite trio
was my wifes 31 birthday and show got canceled 2 days before, so went to improv and saw Steve Byrne and she got super hammered and loud and left show 15 mins before Steve was done b/c waitress or kitchen forgot her food and she got super hangry!!! She wandered around ybor had to track her down and find my truck in a 9$ vs 10$ over the tracks parking lot and couldn't find it till 4 in the Morning
I honestly fell they were so excited that you were there to watch it with them. Joey stop cutting yourself down!!
YES THANK YOU!
Can someone tell me what song was used in the outro??
Lee syat is 💯 badass love him with Diaz
I wish they would have continued talking about why the West Coast oddball dates got cancelled. Sebastian, Jim Jeffries, etc etc.. that was a killer lineup.
+1 for the HaHa. Saw you there on a Wednesday Joey it was bananas. Come on up to the valley Bert
The odd job/mr. Fuji thing was hilarious. 1:40:14
Classic start to a great podcast. love the music and Berts a great guest. Joey and Lee are the dope!
48:00 You dont even neeed Cosby to show up hahahaha
"I went to the LA zoo...what a fucking dump. "....I'm dead...
i want an old grandpa hug from joe joe
what is the song the podcast closed with? I'm assuming it's Santana but what song
Very few people are more interesting then their character thru play but Uncle Joey is definitely one!
BERT+ JOEY= FUNNY
Jiu Jitsu and stand up man thats all you need
The way comedy leads to social anxiety disorder is due to the constant analysis the comic does of the audience during shows and writing. Stand up is one man on the stage in one spotlight so the attention is direct and intense. The anxiety of having a ‘good enough’ show especially after writing endlessly and still not being or feeling finished or fulfilled
33:50 RIP Speakers
what's the name of the song at the end of the Show/podcast???
whats that closing song, proper chill
Good show
lee looks like a grown baby
Lol hilarious ... But technically we are all grown babies when ya think about it
Biggest first grader ever
Cameron crowe had me dying
Who made the outro music? I dig it.
You should redo the design of the room to a more darker richer color and texture, like an old cigar room or gentlemans club.
Outro - El Ratón (feat. Fania All Stars) [Live ReMastered]
Pa Africa
The show won't start on my kindle fire, the advertisement doesn't load or play which prevents the show to start playing. Talk to your RUclips advertisement company and let them know please
Why does the sound quality change at certain points?
you rock on you two lata
wow this is the first time I've ever seen a Diaz story get edited. I guess he felt bad if his wife would hear it
Step it up, LEE!!!
he said I don't give a French men's Fuck 😂. I love you DIAZ
Lee's comment at 53:40ish was really deep.
What is that song at the end
Lee you fuckin legend “I can’t tell if I’m high or really high”
Did no one else notice the Beaumont story got parts edited?
Yea wtf was that??
Beaumont is a fucked up racist af town. I did time in the prison there (Gist Unit) and all the local COs were straight up klan. The bare federal minimum of minorities employed there cuz they HAVE TO have a certain number of folks to make quota.
why is berts phone case pink not that there is anything wrong with that LOL much love from hamilton ontario
lol @53:00 i thought i was the only one who does that shit.. "burn off the germs"
$18 a hour plus tips in 1984 you’d be living like a DOCTOR
Joey @16:36 had me cracking up.
Whats the song at the end? I know its Santana just cant find the song.
FANIA ALL STARS,HD, El Ratón ,Cheo Feliciano, Jorge Santana en vivo,HD 720p
Jacking off is the only thing I have left
Joey "I don't want these people to get gouged" Diaz
Him calling Johnny Depp fucko killed me
58:51 - I love Lee. 😅😅
Jimmy Braddock! The Bulldog of North Bergen!
1:40:20 - 1:41:50
Lee "pull it up" skills are what you expect from someone baked
Cave time.
I love LeAnn. She knows whats up.
Missed my goombas !
food taste good man
Bert and uncle Joey, yes fuckin please.
Lee, What’s the edm group you went to?
Comedy shows need local commericals or something honestly. I wouldve come seen bert all day in seattle
San Antonio!!!
The greatest
Lee has some very well thought out questions. He's such an asset.
Why is almost every episode the audio fucked up ?
What’s that Spanish song at the end
The Sound guy seems like he wou;d be fun to hang out with. He complements DIaz and his nutjobbery. & Joey with the dinner with family , brilliant. BJJ :)
lol timba the lion
Like I you listened to the end song 100%
#MoreCubanoTunes
This guys are too refined lol.... Drinking wine is classy! 👌👌👌🍷🍷🍷
gimme da shit dat killed Lucifer...hahahah
1:05:45
what was lee on this time???
shrooms
Shit got really trippy at 1:10:00
Couldn't get it up? 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣✌✌✌✌
Lee: 41:55 "Cocaine?" O.O
Joey: "No"
XD
+Rafaello frutex ? that was great. Comedy gold.
That shit was funny.
whos the edm artist?
What EDM band does lee like?
What is this guests name again?