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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2016
  • Bert Kreischer, Comedian and Host of the "Bertcast" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
    This podcast is brought to you by:
    Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.
    Datsusara: Go to DSgear.com and check out all of their great products, like gi's and rash guards, that are made with high quality hemp textiles. Use code Joey to get 5% off of your order.
    Recorded live on 08/28/2016.

Комментарии • 403

  • @jordinpagel5976
    @jordinpagel5976 7 лет назад +274

    I used to not be a fan of Lee but now I realize he is a honest and genuine guy. I respect him for just being himself in front of 100,000's of people.

    • @rodriguezro9999
      @rodriguezro9999 7 лет назад +36

      Jordin Pagel he's still leagues in front of Redban.

    • @josephsiko6731
      @josephsiko6731 7 лет назад +4

      rodriguezro9999 tbf is that really difficult to manage?

    • @austinsamano7960
      @austinsamano7960 7 лет назад +3

      anyone is better than jamie

    • @eskee1
      @eskee1 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah that's real but he's in denial about his workout routine trying to impress rogan and a bitch to me

    • @eskee1
      @eskee1 5 лет назад +1

      I never said I wouldn't fuck with a bitch though, he's ok.

  • @adrianmonk7878
    @adrianmonk7878 7 лет назад +473

    "Joey, what time is it?"
    "Listen, when I was in jail in 87 I never cared about the time. Then in 91 when I started comedy and my mom died I couldn't stand the sight of a clock. But with Jiu Jitsu keeps me on my toes so occasionally I check the time.
    What was your question again?"

    • @Sam-me5pl
      @Sam-me5pl 7 лет назад +16

      can u stamp the time he said this? :P

    • @LibertyWaxlips
      @LibertyWaxlips 6 лет назад +44

      I think it's meant as a parody of the way Joey speaks and not an actual transcription

    • @andrewbevely2394
      @andrewbevely2394 6 лет назад +1

      Best comment

    • @iLLConscience
      @iLLConscience 6 лет назад +3

      Read that in his voice fucking perfect lmao

    • @hughjanus1135
      @hughjanus1135 5 лет назад +3

      Go back to solving mysteries monk

  • @pabstdrank
    @pabstdrank 7 лет назад +45

    I love how he talks real quiet when he's telling old criminal stories like he doesn't want anyone else to hear.

  • @Samstewbjj
    @Samstewbjj 7 лет назад +40

    "oh are we wrapping up"
    "yeah yeah in a few minutes"
    *forty minutes later*

  • @johndk95
    @johndk95 3 года назад +9

    "I'm not in the mood for anything, ever. " describes my life completely

  • @NobodysGh0sT
    @NobodysGh0sT 7 лет назад +45

    I was watching Archived episodes 170 and Lee didn't want to eat 10mg's of edibles nevermind mushrooms or acid or hash in a glass! Now he's up to over a thousand milligrams and is living like a DOCTOR! On one of the best podcasts on the net!

    • @megabarf20
      @megabarf20 7 лет назад

      John Johann the progression is amazin

    • @moep.8578
      @moep.8578 4 года назад

      Who’s better than all the church members..no one! 💯

  • @largefinger2838
    @largefinger2838 7 лет назад +185

    you guys trying to get rid of lee don't get it, he's the balance the church needs, the big boi to joey's Andre 3000, the vanilla in the neopolitan, the rice with the curry, the sam to joey's gandalf

    • @adriansaninja
      @adriansaninja 7 лет назад +5

      they get high off toenails

    • @adams1458
      @adams1458 7 лет назад +6

      hes just so off the radar, it comes off cringe. like talking to a fat technical engineer

    • @MrTankkiller
      @MrTankkiller 7 лет назад

      Right bro

    • @JohnDoe-ef3nv
      @JohnDoe-ef3nv 7 лет назад +3

      he cracks me up sometimes

    • @garyfrombuffalo
      @garyfrombuffalo 6 лет назад +1

      Largefinger I’ve always liked Lee 👍🏻

  • @tylerbarlow1212
    @tylerbarlow1212 7 лет назад +11

    "I dont like when theres a stray dog on my street, it freaks me out a little bit" Hahahaha why was that so funny

  • @espinozafn
    @espinozafn 7 лет назад +56

    Between JRE and Joey Diaz I have to go with Joey in terms of taste in music. He knows what's up in the music department. He be a great Rock Station DJ not to downplay him I think he's cool to hear his opinion on music. His story telling is bar none the best.

    • @AliceInPantera
      @AliceInPantera 3 года назад

      I love that he’s always talking about Sabbath or other bands I love. I knew he was a metal/rock guy before he even mentioned it. I can spot my kind from a mile away

  • @GhettoMatt
    @GhettoMatt 7 лет назад +53

    Some of the best episodes of church are when Bert is on. He and Joey just have an odd chemisty.

  • @hiddenfingerb2072
    @hiddenfingerb2072 4 года назад +12

    Lee looks like a baby when he just starts grabbing air with his hands lol

  • @hamzasale2651
    @hamzasale2651 6 лет назад +16

    sweating "profusiously". Classic Joey

  • @billy831
    @billy831 7 месяцев назад +1

    Anyone looking back at these in 2023

  • @santosghecko402
    @santosghecko402 10 месяцев назад

    Church always reminds me of that time of your life when it’s a real purple patch…once it’s over, you can’t replicate it, but it is forever in your memory. My purple patch was 2002-2007.

  • @markherron749
    @markherron749 6 лет назад +5

    Joey it's tremendous what you do for your young IT guy. How good is that for him
    All that experience.

  • @ivandaniel08
    @ivandaniel08 7 лет назад +9

    A pigeon from another neighbourhood. 😂😂😂

  • @KU-mq4er
    @KU-mq4er 7 лет назад

    Tremendous podcast uncle Joey keep them coming !!!! I love you

  • @jdcoughlin
    @jdcoughlin 3 года назад +5

    15:15 Lee's nonchalant mention of being on 800mgs is an Lol

  • @SweetandFitting
    @SweetandFitting 6 лет назад +1

    That part about social anxiety... Anxiety is something that should be embraced. The more you get through the things that reminds you of it (not trigger it, because if something particular triggers that negative feeling it becomes worry rather than anxiety) then the less those kinds of things will encourage anxiety to resurface. But at that point the way you live has changed and so now it'll be other things that reveal anxiety. It never goes away, you just ha e to build the habit of facing it courageously.

  • @brunsta234
    @brunsta234 6 лет назад +6

    Joeys voice for gentiles is so funny i can't take it

  • @volemole
    @volemole 7 лет назад +8

    Wow Joey D's slimming down, good on ya Uncle.

  • @justin4428
    @justin4428 7 лет назад +2

    these are a few of my fav. ppl ever...

  • @JonPayne777
    @JonPayne777 7 лет назад +22

    Great podcast. A bit disappointed, however, in the utter neglect to address that which has baffled medical science for decades now. Why is it that Burp Christler is indeed so fat? Big fan of The Church, but avoiding the real issues at such a tumultuous time in our nations history seems irresponsible.

    • @EVRYMANaKING
      @EVRYMANaKING 5 лет назад

      He's addicted to benzos which does cause weight gain and retention imo

    • @moep.8578
      @moep.8578 4 года назад

      Combustible Lemons the fact u know that is tremendous

    • @thomasturnbull3136
      @thomasturnbull3136 3 года назад

      Why are you so worried about it bruh

  • @drewduz
    @drewduz 7 лет назад +30

    1:33:56 lee eats mushrooms like a dinosaur

    • @stubbro
      @stubbro 7 лет назад +1

      lmfao!!!!

    • @VinnyVincenzoYo
      @VinnyVincenzoYo 6 лет назад

      Fucking disgusting

    • @steveg8318
      @steveg8318 6 лет назад

      How else do you eat something that grows on shit..lol

  • @mmatalk3817
    @mmatalk3817 3 года назад +1

    Joey is Bert's spirit animal.

  • @MellamaronNelson
    @MellamaronNelson 7 лет назад

    from Venezuela mucho amor Great podcast!

  • @gregdrop502
    @gregdrop502 7 лет назад +5

    Anyone know the song that get's played at the end of the podcast?

  • @Enygma_Inc
    @Enygma_Inc 7 лет назад +4

    THEY KNOW ABOUT FLIGHT OFThe Concords lol

  • @stuartdance5587
    @stuartdance5587 6 лет назад +1

    I'm an hour and a half in and haven't seen anyone take a single sip of that wine

  • @charlie-uy4tg
    @charlie-uy4tg 3 года назад

    favorite trio

  • @mandyboots7447
    @mandyboots7447 7 лет назад +1

    was my wifes 31 birthday and show got canceled 2 days before, so went to improv and saw Steve Byrne and she got super hammered and loud and left show 15 mins before Steve was done b/c waitress or kitchen forgot her food and she got super hangry!!! She wandered around ybor had to track her down and find my truck in a 9$ vs 10$ over the tracks parking lot and couldn't find it till 4 in the Morning

  • @booboo.4x
    @booboo.4x 3 года назад

    I honestly fell they were so excited that you were there to watch it with them. Joey stop cutting yourself down!!

  • @jdthakid2
    @jdthakid2 7 лет назад

    YES THANK YOU!

  • @spencerott2481
    @spencerott2481 3 года назад +1

    Can someone tell me what song was used in the outro??

  • @mikehunt5330
    @mikehunt5330 6 лет назад +3

    Lee syat is 💯 badass love him with Diaz

  • @jamesbeaet5135
    @jamesbeaet5135 7 лет назад +1

    I wish they would have continued talking about why the West Coast oddball dates got cancelled. Sebastian, Jim Jeffries, etc etc.. that was a killer lineup.

  • @hermestrismegistus9603
    @hermestrismegistus9603 7 лет назад

    +1 for the HaHa. Saw you there on a Wednesday Joey it was bananas. Come on up to the valley Bert

  • @ajom2184
    @ajom2184 5 лет назад +3

    The odd job/mr. Fuji thing was hilarious. 1:40:14

  • @gph42
    @gph42 7 лет назад +1

    Classic start to a great podcast. love the music and Berts a great guest. Joey and Lee are the dope!

  • @vega21
    @vega21 7 лет назад +3

    48:00 You dont even neeed Cosby to show up hahahaha

  • @hobbeskillah
    @hobbeskillah 7 лет назад +1

    "I went to the LA zoo...what a fucking dump. "....I'm dead...

  • @primussucks7086
    @primussucks7086 7 лет назад +3

    i want an old grandpa hug from joe joe

  • @kwapedog
    @kwapedog 7 лет назад

    what is the song the podcast closed with? I'm assuming it's Santana but what song

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад

    Very few people are more interesting then their character thru play but Uncle Joey is definitely one!

  • @lukewilson2067
    @lukewilson2067 7 лет назад

    BERT+ JOEY= FUNNY

  • @606danco
    @606danco 5 лет назад +2

    Jiu Jitsu and stand up man thats all you need

  • @jamielockerbie9830
    @jamielockerbie9830 4 года назад

    The way comedy leads to social anxiety disorder is due to the constant analysis the comic does of the audience during shows and writing. Stand up is one man on the stage in one spotlight so the attention is direct and intense. The anxiety of having a ‘good enough’ show especially after writing endlessly and still not being or feeling finished or fulfilled

  • @dixinears8004
    @dixinears8004 7 лет назад +4

    33:50 RIP Speakers

  • @willie417
    @willie417 7 лет назад

    what's the name of the song at the end of the Show/podcast???

  • @mattmonedero835
    @mattmonedero835 7 лет назад +1

    whats that closing song, proper chill

  • @wiaamyoukhana5287
    @wiaamyoukhana5287 2 года назад +1

    Good show

  • @howielong7264
    @howielong7264 7 лет назад +15

    lee looks like a grown baby

    • @corneliuslee6017
      @corneliuslee6017 5 лет назад

      Lol hilarious ... But technically we are all grown babies when ya think about it

    • @rogaru
      @rogaru 4 года назад

      Biggest first grader ever

  • @zilchbupkis3109
    @zilchbupkis3109 2 года назад

    Cameron crowe had me dying

  • @GV4794316979
    @GV4794316979 7 лет назад

    Who made the outro music? I dig it.

  • @WTF198
    @WTF198 7 лет назад +16

    You should redo the design of the room to a more darker richer color and texture, like an old cigar room or gentlemans club.

  • @MartinStuessyCS
    @MartinStuessyCS 7 лет назад +4

    Outro - El Ratón (feat. Fania All Stars) [Live ReMastered]

  • @818Phat
    @818Phat 7 лет назад

    The show won't start on my kindle fire, the advertisement doesn't load or play which prevents the show to start playing. Talk to your RUclips advertisement company and let them know please

  • @rprojectonline
    @rprojectonline 7 лет назад

    Why does the sound quality change at certain points?

  • @joshuacooper7313
    @joshuacooper7313 2 года назад

    you rock on you two lata

  • @CHR1SV1DS
    @CHR1SV1DS 7 лет назад +2

    wow this is the first time I've ever seen a Diaz story get edited. I guess he felt bad if his wife would hear it

  • @FlippyHambone
    @FlippyHambone 7 лет назад

    Step it up, LEE!!!

  • @danigirl22
    @danigirl22 6 лет назад

    he said I don't give a French men's Fuck 😂. I love you DIAZ

  • @jcmac7709
    @jcmac7709 7 лет назад

    Lee's comment at 53:40ish was really deep.

  • @luchopaniagua8533
    @luchopaniagua8533 4 года назад

    What is that song at the end

  • @snorpax1887
    @snorpax1887 5 лет назад

    Lee you fuckin legend “I can’t tell if I’m high or really high”

  • @Chillinincarlsbad
    @Chillinincarlsbad 7 лет назад +8

    Did no one else notice the Beaumont story got parts edited?

    • @samelean9752
      @samelean9752 6 лет назад +2

      Yea wtf was that??

    • @Rand_al_Thor372
      @Rand_al_Thor372 5 лет назад

      Beaumont is a fucked up racist af town. I did time in the prison there (Gist Unit) and all the local COs were straight up klan. The bare federal minimum of minorities employed there cuz they HAVE TO have a certain number of folks to make quota.

  • @michaeledward2518
    @michaeledward2518 4 года назад

    why is berts phone case pink not that there is anything wrong with that LOL much love from hamilton ontario

  • @-idahos_unknown-3573
    @-idahos_unknown-3573 7 лет назад

    lol @53:00 i thought i was the only one who does that shit.. "burn off the germs"

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад

    $18 a hour plus tips in 1984 you’d be living like a DOCTOR

  • @archwhitemage
    @archwhitemage 7 лет назад

    Joey @16:36 had me cracking up.

  • @JudasPriestLiam
    @JudasPriestLiam 7 лет назад

    Whats the song at the end? I know its Santana just cant find the song.

    • @beaconoflight4276
      @beaconoflight4276 7 лет назад +2

      FANIA ALL STARS,HD, El Ratón ,Cheo Feliciano, Jorge Santana en vivo,HD 720p

    • @ohad1507
      @ohad1507 7 лет назад

      Jacking off is the only thing I have left

  • @blindtheye
    @blindtheye 5 лет назад +1

    Joey "I don't want these people to get gouged" Diaz

  • @liamgallagherrr
    @liamgallagherrr 4 года назад

    Him calling Johnny Depp fucko killed me

  • @thebandcoca
    @thebandcoca 2 года назад

    58:51 - I love Lee. 😅😅

  • @MissJmells
    @MissJmells 7 лет назад +1

    Jimmy Braddock! The Bulldog of North Bergen!

  • @TheShadowdetective12
    @TheShadowdetective12 Год назад

    1:40:20 - 1:41:50

  • @luislopes2240
    @luislopes2240 3 года назад +2

    Lee "pull it up" skills are what you expect from someone baked

  • @art_by_ngl7128
    @art_by_ngl7128 7 лет назад

    Cave time.
    I love LeAnn. She knows whats up.
    Missed my goombas !

  • @teeniebeenie8774
    @teeniebeenie8774 7 лет назад

    food taste good man

  • @egansmom69
    @egansmom69 7 лет назад

    Bert and uncle Joey, yes fuckin please.

  • @jamisonwheeler5238
    @jamisonwheeler5238 4 года назад

    Lee, What’s the edm group you went to?

  • @ZzzNamorZzz
    @ZzzNamorZzz 7 лет назад

    Comedy shows need local commericals or something honestly. I wouldve come seen bert all day in seattle

  • @joncortezz
    @joncortezz 7 лет назад

    San Antonio!!!

  • @qdavis126
    @qdavis126 2 года назад

    The greatest

  • @connerfuson
    @connerfuson 4 года назад +1

    Lee has some very well thought out questions. He's such an asset.

  • @tyronewithersneeze7037
    @tyronewithersneeze7037 5 лет назад

    Why is almost every episode the audio fucked up ?

  • @duckduck3466
    @duckduck3466 9 месяцев назад

    What’s that Spanish song at the end

  • @Thebonesoftrees
    @Thebonesoftrees 7 лет назад +1

    The Sound guy seems like he wou;d be fun to hang out with. He complements DIaz and his nutjobbery. & Joey with the dinner with family , brilliant. BJJ :)

  • @swosene
    @swosene 7 лет назад +3

    lol timba the lion

  • @100canadianmaplestirup8
    @100canadianmaplestirup8 5 лет назад

    Like I you listened to the end song 100%
    #MoreCubanoTunes

  • @CarlaLopesalexa
    @CarlaLopesalexa 7 лет назад +2

    This guys are too refined lol.... Drinking wine is classy! 👌👌👌🍷🍷🍷

  • @6komodo6
    @6komodo6 7 лет назад

    gimme da shit dat killed Lucifer...hahahah

  • @CRAO1
    @CRAO1 4 года назад +1

    1:05:45

  • @Hallahanify
    @Hallahanify 7 лет назад +4

    what was lee on this time???

  • @butharat
    @butharat 7 лет назад

    Shit got really trippy at 1:10:00

  • @mikes8116
    @mikes8116 4 года назад

    Couldn't get it up? 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣✌✌✌✌

  • @thomasdeacon9096
    @thomasdeacon9096 7 лет назад +19

    Lee: 41:55 "Cocaine?" O.O
    Joey: "No"
    XD

    • @blackice7317
      @blackice7317 7 лет назад +2

      +Rafaello frutex ? that was great. Comedy gold.

    • @SuperStrik9
      @SuperStrik9 7 лет назад +2

      That shit was funny.

  • @brianmueller8018
    @brianmueller8018 7 лет назад

    whos the edm artist?

  • @Robbie_Bobb
    @Robbie_Bobb 4 года назад

    What EDM band does lee like?

  • @oma15
    @oma15 7 лет назад

    What is this guests name again?