Worst time Bert interrupted his guest said “…. Chris Cornell” but Bert missed it and never went back to guest’s CC story. I was ready to throw remote at TV
Love Chris and Bert together. So happy Chris has found balance in his life and wish everyone can find the same for themselves. Always happiness and love with these two.
i love how no matter how funny something is but it’s kinda a serious topic, chris will take it so seriously and just will be so genuine like, “yeah you blew up the toilet it’s okay. I understand. “
One of your best Bert! You guys have great banter and a lot in common. The parts about drinking are inspiring. I’ve been sober from alcohol for 20 years and life can be boring tedious and stressful without self medication, but I love my Mary Jane every day-way more healthy. What’s great is you see most of society rarely drinks excessively, maybe a couple drinks a week and two drunks a year. My high functioning ex bro in law can’t get off the sauce cuz he’s a control freak above going to AA. At our age, 58-59, shit starts breaking down. Keep up the great work taking weeks off drinking. Pretty soon that famous belly will be gone!! The workouts are inspiring for me. Thank you!
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the concept of this channel, Lets have a guest on so Bert can talk about himself to feel good
Hopefully Bert will end up like Ron White. Drink all through your middle age, have fun, and then in your old age just decide “There’s only so much alcohol one person can drink in the world, and I think I’ve drank mine”
Thank you for your service Bert. All of the time you voluntarily spend shirtless and getting shitfaced has not gone unnoticed. I appreciate you every day for putting yourself in harm's way of them damn hecklers and talking all of that dookie shrapnel on the leg. I will petition every day for you to get a medal of honor for your sacrifices. You are a true American hero and I hope you know that now!
@@Mark_It_Zer0. yeah but they also referenced smash mouths lead singers death which was only 2 months ago. Bart just isnt up to date on anything so he didn't know they broke up either. 🤣😂🤣
Whatever commander decided to tell you to be clean is high. The service members that go to war want the worst of it all, an outlet, reality, what we deal with. I’ll recommend any comic to film a special with a solely military audience and see what happens. Magic.
All the things im happy for is these two legit they dont know what they do for young 26 year old males that are going through hell and just to know bert and chris made there lifes go on one more day thank you two ❤❤❤
So funny that this ep taught us most people arnt as forthcoming or lie if asked about how many time they've shit there pants!!! Thanks bert for being truthful😅
I had to call out push ups for my platoon in basic. They caught me taking a natures valley granola bar from the mess hall. I felt so bad, but that was hilarious. They all laughed.
The worst part of the shitting himself, poop leg stories, is knowing he takes pool baths 🤢 It was nice to see these two together again, but now Im stuck with things I can't unknow
I know you don't read comments aby more. I just finished your movie. We don't know each other personally but I love you. I'm proud of you. I'll always look up to you. You're such a beautiful individual and a great inspiration.
One point about the Emma Robert's story, people are after her because she was accused by cast mates of being racist and a super diva on set. This just added fuel to the fire.
You can definitely do some exercises on a plane. I took a 5hr flight that messed with my sciatica. I told all the flight crew in the back and did stretches for 30min. No one minded as long as I was respectful.
I'm from CT and the last thing I knew- Funny Bones, which I was there a lot, is in Manchester CT, NOT Hartford CT. Hartford is the capitol so yes, like most cites, it has bad areas. if you really want historical CT, DO NOT go to Hartford!!! Omg that is hysterical that you guys think Hartford represents whole state lmao 😂😅
Bert I doubt you'll see this. If you do. Can you please do a quick video on those guitars in the background? I really dig that blue top with the mahogany sides of the electric.
Kinda weird they mention "Chandler" and liver failure then say the dude from smash mouth died... Now they both dead..... But anyway, i hate when I'm able to tell how old the recording is on a "new" episode. That dude died in the beginning of September and he just releases it now?? 2 weeks should be the limit on releasing a pod. Not over 2 months..
I’ve gone down the Rabbit Hole 🕳️ on RUclips and watched Podcast .. went on Rogan and watched a certain person like Tom Segura for example.. then I’ve gone on Tigerbelly and watched all the episodes wit Eric Griffin.. some of them are really old and they’re still hilarious as fuck 😂 even if they talked about stuff that happened around that time .. still found them entertaining and hilarious 🤷🏻♂️😂
lol geeze, did you record this one 2 months ago? Just now mentioning Shane's new special haha Great show though, saw Chris earlier this year in Stratford and seeing Bert in Massachusetts next month!
Love that you Chrissy wants to do more military shows!! Fun story, me and my buddy Kai were sitting on a train car at a trainyard smoking the herbal essence and he shit himself BAD from coughing hard. He ended up just leaving the underwear there and wearing the pants home. I still can't unsee the abandoned shit boxers strung over the railroad beam for the next poor rail worker to come across.
Hilarious to hear talking about shit. Whether it's you, someone you never knew, someone you don't know, someone you will meet, someone you will never meet... it's so human. So real. So funny!!!
Crazy I’ve never done fasting until yesterday 😂 not on purpose kind of .. didn’t eat from yesterday at like 2 pm .. in the night I was really hungry and I was like “meh I’ll just go to sleep” and I woke in the morning and didn’t have breakfast because I wanted to shower and cut my hair.. so I ate like at 1230 … really wasn’t that bad .. looking back it was like a 20 hour fast and I feel less fat 😂 or not bloated let’s say … maybe I’ll do it once in a while just to stop feeling so fucken fat and bloated
Even if you aren't a big fat fatty it's good to do. I've always done it since sometimes I'm just not hungry and i honestly think it's why I'm in my mid 30s now with the same metabolism I had as a teen and while all my friends are worrying about what they're eating because they're packing on pounds, I can eat what I want and it literally has no impact on my weight. I weigh 20lbs more than I did in middle school and high school and that's just bacause i work a very physically demanding job and gained a bit of muscle lol
It’s absolutely mind blowing hearing Bert talk about being healthy and moderation and criticizing doctors it’s wild it’s why I watch him
Lololol, it’s wild it’s why I watch him. 🙏
#bertiboysannonimous
Take Milk Thistle... It's good for your liver regenerating.
whats even more insane is being one of the biggest comedians out without being funny....true legend
12 years old, drinking and smokin to this on a school night.
9 years old, drinking and smokin'' to this on a school bus.
Chrissy chaos is in the house again! Chris DiStefano is pure entertainment and naturally hilarious! 😂 Love it!
As someone who was on the USS Lincoln Chris did a phenomenal job and we need more comedians to come through
On this episode Burt talks about how awesome Burt is
Worst time Bert interrupted his guest said “…. Chris Cornell” but Bert missed it and never went back to guest’s CC story. I was ready to throw remote at TV
Give it a rest
damn, must be a reupload...think I've seen this one before.
I came here just to find this comment. He’s an annoying selfish frat boy that doesn’t have stage fright. Wow.
You're new here huh?😅
Love Chris and Bert together. So happy Chris has found balance in his life and wish everyone can find the same for themselves. Always happiness and love with these two.
Bert could learn a thing or two from Chrissy, or Tom for that matter. However- this is a literal impossibility.
i love how no matter how funny something is but it’s kinda a serious topic, chris will take it so seriously and just will be so genuine like, “yeah you blew up the toilet it’s okay. I understand. “
One of your best Bert! You guys have great banter and a lot in common. The parts about drinking are inspiring. I’ve been sober from alcohol for 20 years and life can be boring tedious and stressful without self medication, but I love my Mary Jane every day-way more healthy.
What’s great is you see most of society rarely drinks excessively, maybe a couple drinks a week and two drunks a year. My high functioning ex bro in law can’t get off the sauce cuz he’s a control freak above going to AA. At our age, 58-59, shit starts breaking down.
Keep up the great work taking weeks off drinking. Pretty soon that famous belly will be gone!! The workouts are inspiring for me. Thank you!
the concept of this channel, Lets have a guest on so Bert can talk about himself to feel good
He never tires from the sound of his own voice. Did he ask Chrissy to do his tour or Cruise?
Thanks for watching then, hey? Dick
It’s so god damn annoying lol
Karen's unite! Take the form of.. mega cvnt! 🤖
I don't know how Chrissy kept a straight face saying "no one's ever looked at Bert and said ,he's fat," 😂😂😂
Bert’s ability to lie to himself about his drinking and how he is actually a healthy drunk is mind blowing.
Delusional people living the longest
Bert is just the average Australian
Hopefully Bert will end up like Ron White. Drink all through your middle age, have fun, and then in your old age just decide “There’s only so much alcohol one person can drink in the world, and I think I’ve drank mine”
@@PanamaRedHerringHe isn't an alcoholic tho
@@ShreddexReturnthis is the nicest and only way to ever address alcohol!!!!!!
Chris is in my new top 10 comics that I’m enjoying a lot.
Distefano is the best. Loved him as a pod guest since the 1st one i ever heard him do
Crazy that Bert spoke about Matthew perry in friends weeks before him passing
Bert did it.
He pulled a Simpsons.
Those powers of sober clarity
Thank you for your service Bert. All of the time you voluntarily spend shirtless and getting shitfaced has not gone unnoticed. I appreciate you every day for putting yourself in harm's way of them damn hecklers and talking all of that dookie shrapnel on the leg. I will petition every day for you to get a medal of honor for your sacrifices. You are a true American hero and I hope you know that now!
idk why everyone hates on Bert. He is just so himself and so expressive and fuckin hilarious like are you not entertained
Shane is 100x the comic you are Bert. You can’t hold a flame to him 😂
It took awhile, but it's true. His first Instagram post is of him and Smashmouth crashing a wedding.
I feel like Bert is always 5 days into something.
And 2 days _away_ from quitting the same thing
Such a great down to earth guy. You are lucky to have friends like that.
I’m pissing myself, “what’s gonna kill you ? CAKE “ 😂
As someone from Hartford, I can say none of us would’ve chosen to be there 😂
Love holding pods 2 months. Classic
Trying to figure out how old this is. At least 2 months
@@Mark_It_Zer0. yeah but they also referenced smash mouths lead singers death which was only 2 months ago. Bart just isnt up to date on anything so he didn't know they broke up either. 🤣😂🤣
Whatever commander decided to tell you to be clean is high. The service members that go to war want the worst of it all, an outlet, reality, what we deal with. I’ll recommend any comic to film a special with a solely military audience and see what happens. Magic.
this is a world class duo right here!! - also bert thank you for having kevin and foley and ms pat on the same boat and making my dreams come true 😭
You and Chris should do a podcast Bertyboy. I love when you two share and maybe cry. You both make magic together. Please consider. 😊
Even when Distefano trys to talk about Gillis, Bert seems to always make it about himself
100%
This was just what i needed on a regretful hungover day. Thanks guys!
'And you're not wearing underwear'. So glad Chris made sure to get that in. Commando in those shorts is wild
Chocolate chip muffins with butter whoa that’s on another level! I would’ve never guessed that’s a thing
Bert is actually really getting better at interviewing and I feel this episode shows it really great
he makes it about himself all the time, if this is better im afraid to find out how he did before
@@Kvnfrn99 y r u watching then
for the guest thats on?@@katlynnmccoy8711
I love that Chrissy supports the troops! ❤
All the things im happy for is these two legit they dont know what they do for young 26 year old males that are going through hell and just to know bert and chris made there lifes go on one more day thank you two ❤❤❤
Chin up dude, it usually just gets harder. Your a man now and if you dig deep you can do what needs to be done. Or not, it’s a choice.
Please, for the love of God, do not mistake clowns for role models
@@elpusegatoclowns are sacred in certain cultures, like the heyoka
Goddamn it Bert… your like an uncle I wish I had! You’re the MAN the MYTH the LEGEND! Keep rocking Captain ShitPants!
Great episode! Really enjoy you two together, this episode could’ve been 3 hours on some Joe Rogan shit and I’d still watch 👏🏼🤣
I second that!
Someone should tell Burt about his spray tan lines around his eyes
Lol you just did.
And you know he heard you
rockin them gogz
Why are you worried about what another man looks like? You trying to be a bottom for Bert?
@@dbnathan5 no just bottom to your old lady
@@jonmorales9703 I don’t have an old lady. Maybe come back when you can write a complete sentence gaf.
So funny that this ep taught us most people arnt as forthcoming or lie if asked about how many time they've shit there pants!!! Thanks bert for being truthful😅
I'll be enjoying this. Destefano is good energy.
ONE LOVE TO THE BEST COMEDIANS ❤❤
Us pedestrians wouldn’t understand why they cry. A comics mind is so different and special
How about US drivers?
@@aryah1513lol
nice@@aryah1513
These two guys literally cry every time they hangout
Them comedy brains
I had to call out push ups for my platoon in basic. They caught me taking a natures valley granola bar from the mess hall. I felt so bad, but that was hilarious. They all laughed.
WE LOVE JIZZY CHRIZZY D
and bart kreasher
I lost it when Burt said that someone screamed in Target knowing he was there 😂😂
I couldn’t believe my ears either
😂😂 Chris always look like he suppose to be hosting the pod😅😅😂
I love Bert. But it's kinda hard for me to hear him talk about alcoho.l he sounds just like my dad did before he died of liver failure at 38.
Such a good ep ♥
The worst part of the shitting himself, poop leg stories, is knowing he takes pool baths 🤢
It was nice to see these two together again, but now Im stuck with things I can't unknow
Bert: I downloaded 1975 because of you!
Chris: Good, do you like their music?
Bert: No, I haven't listened to it😂😂😂
I know you don't read comments aby more. I just finished your movie. We don't know each other personally but I love you. I'm proud of you. I'll always look up to you. You're such a beautiful individual and a great inspiration.
There goes Bart’s dip he buys to “smell”😂😂
This one’s for the dawgs
Paragliding into Thanksgiving. Long live the colonists, Elhamduiallah!!
One point about the Emma Robert's story, people are after her because she was accused by cast mates of being racist and a super diva on set. This just added fuel to the fire.
How long until Albert is in a straight jacket?
"everything is poison or medicine it just depends on the dosage" is such an insightful quote from chrissy chaos
Joan of Arc was actually 19 when she died, guys.🤓
Love when Chrissy D is on!
This was recorded BEFORE the Kelce-Swift propaganda?? 18:30 ish
Listening to these two talk about poopin I feel like a very hygienic man
😆
9:05 That’s not something to brag about…
You can only say it if you are it. Keep feathering it brother.
Pure German ingenuity this episode. What a racket “Rogan” made lol
@Official-Bert-Kreischer love you Bertie boy
‘Ghengis Cahn’ - Chrissy D, 2023
Definitely should have named the episode ‘the black part of heaven’
@Official_Bert-Kreischer thanks for always making us laugh brother. Congrats on the no drinking to Burt! Super inspiring
The part about Black ppl is hilarious. I gotta subscribe to both you guys.
Can’t tell if it was a Ari or Sam Morril impression at 48:30 but boy was Chris spot on
I get it Bert, my family doesn’t.. I told them I don’t need Heroin… BUT I LOVE IT
Bert book a U.S. comedy club tour. Gotta buy tickets at the door only.
We all end up in a hospital bed in the future regardless.
Enjoy a drink until then.
Love these two
You can definitely do some exercises on a plane. I took a 5hr flight that messed with my sciatica. I told all the flight crew in the back and did stretches for 30min. No one minded as long as I was respectful.
Yes Bert, we all love dopaime.
1:55 - every city in Connecticut is like that
I'm from CT and the last thing I knew- Funny Bones, which I was there a lot, is in Manchester CT, NOT Hartford CT. Hartford is the capitol so yes, like most cites, it has bad areas. if you really want historical CT, DO NOT go to Hartford!!! Omg that is hysterical that you guys think Hartford represents whole state lmao 😂😅
Did anyone else enjoy Bert's things that definitely never happened story, around 59:00 ?
Of course Bert loves deions theme music haha
So on the cruise another 5 year push and pull period starts. Yet another Bert cycle 😂
Bert I doubt you'll see this. If you do. Can you please do a quick video on those guitars in the background? I really dig that blue top with the mahogany sides of the electric.
Looking good @bertkreischer proud of you.
Bert is the machine and I’m the cockroach, I could beat him
Kinda weird they mention "Chandler" and liver failure then say the dude from smash mouth died... Now they both dead..... But anyway, i hate when I'm able to tell how old the recording is on a "new" episode. That dude died in the beginning of September and he just releases it now?? 2 weeks should be the limit on releasing a pod. Not over 2 months..
If you were half as busy as Bert you might understand
boohoo
@@Vantablack_speedis this fellow elitist Tom?
This can't be a real complaint wtf 😂
I’ve gone down the Rabbit Hole 🕳️ on RUclips and watched Podcast .. went on Rogan and watched a certain person like Tom Segura for example.. then I’ve gone on Tigerbelly and watched all the episodes wit Eric Griffin.. some of them are really old and they’re still hilarious as fuck 😂 even if they talked about stuff that happened around that time .. still found them entertaining and hilarious 🤷🏻♂️😂
lol geeze, did you record this one 2 months ago? Just now mentioning Shane's new special haha
Great show though, saw Chris earlier this year in Stratford and seeing Bert in Massachusetts next month!
berts pods are 2 months behind??? shane gillis special came out 9/5
Just got 3 tickets for prudential center in NJ for December 8th🎉 better put on a good show it’s for my dads birthday 😂
Love you ripping on conneticut. Born and raised lol
Here for chrissyyyy
Shane Gillis’ “Beautiful Dogs” is a pretty good one. But Ari Shaffir’s “Jew” is soooo much funnier.
Lets get the tears going baby boys 👏🏻
For a 6 month old pod?
@@PatSmith-eu3igHoly moley. It’s that old? Thanks
Love that you Chrissy wants to do more military shows!! Fun story, me and my buddy Kai were sitting on a train car at a trainyard smoking the herbal essence and he shit himself BAD from coughing hard. He ended up just leaving the underwear there and wearing the pants home. I still can't unsee the abandoned shit boxers strung over the railroad beam for the next poor rail worker to come across.
love that hat! anyone know what team that is?
Did you guys hear? Chris really likes his family.
Love how youre either doug stanhope or david goggins and theres no in between
Hilarious to hear talking about shit. Whether it's you, someone you never knew, someone you don't know, someone you will meet, someone you will never meet... it's so human. So real. So funny!!!
How long you been holding this for fat boy?
This episode should be titled: Shitty Legs.
Whats this from like 3 months ago?
Its wild how out if touch Bert is with the whole Shane thing. Bert is becoming Shane's shadow. Its only a matter of time
Lol decommissioned!!! 😂😂😂 and yes there are people over 50
Crazy they mention Chandler then Smash mouth death. Unknowing Chandler died last week. 😮
I read Perry’s book and seemed obvious to this alcoholic he would slip again, sad to see. Hope not drug related.
Burts looking great
it's months old
Crazy I’ve never done fasting until yesterday 😂 not on purpose kind of .. didn’t eat from yesterday at like 2 pm .. in the night I was really hungry and I was like “meh I’ll just go to sleep” and I woke in the morning and didn’t have breakfast because I wanted to shower and cut my hair.. so I ate like at 1230 … really wasn’t that bad .. looking back it was like a 20 hour fast and I feel less fat 😂 or not bloated let’s say … maybe I’ll do it once in a while just to stop feeling so fucken fat and bloated
Even if you aren't a big fat fatty it's good to do. I've always done it since sometimes I'm just not hungry and i honestly think it's why I'm in my mid 30s now with the same metabolism I had as a teen and while all my friends are worrying about what they're eating because they're packing on pounds, I can eat what I want and it literally has no impact on my weight.
I weigh 20lbs more than I did in middle school and high school and that's just bacause i work a very physically demanding job and gained a bit of muscle lol