Chris Distefano & I Don’t Cry Over Sweet Treats | Bertcast # 597

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @carterhawk4185
    @carterhawk4185 Год назад +120

    It’s absolutely mind blowing hearing Bert talk about being healthy and moderation and criticizing doctors it’s wild it’s why I watch him

    • @JeffD726
      @JeffD726 Год назад +1

      Lololol, it’s wild it’s why I watch him. 🙏
      #bertiboysannonimous

    • @katdog9786
      @katdog9786 Год назад

      Take Milk Thistle... It's good for your liver regenerating.

    • @paydn202
      @paydn202 Год назад +6

      whats even more insane is being one of the biggest comedians out without being funny....true legend

    • @hsad5032
      @hsad5032 Год назад +4

      12 years old, drinking and smokin to this on a school night.

    • @bluflaam777LSA
      @bluflaam777LSA Год назад +8

      9 years old, drinking and smokin'' to this on a school bus.

  • @misun_808
    @misun_808 Год назад +39

    Chrissy chaos is in the house again! Chris DiStefano is pure entertainment and naturally hilarious! 😂 Love it!

  • @houstonjh
    @houstonjh Год назад +7

    As someone who was on the USS Lincoln Chris did a phenomenal job and we need more comedians to come through

  • @Ken-NRFI-Jr
    @Ken-NRFI-Jr Год назад +77

    On this episode Burt talks about how awesome Burt is

    • @genx64
      @genx64 Год назад +1

      Worst time Bert interrupted his guest said “…. Chris Cornell” but Bert missed it and never went back to guest’s CC story. I was ready to throw remote at TV

    • @LiquidDaylight
      @LiquidDaylight Год назад

      Give it a rest

    • @markrennie86
      @markrennie86 Год назад

      damn, must be a reupload...think I've seen this one before.

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman Год назад

      I came here just to find this comment. He’s an annoying selfish frat boy that doesn’t have stage fright. Wow.

    • @deaderthendead041
      @deaderthendead041 6 месяцев назад

      You're new here huh?😅

  • @DrDulittle
    @DrDulittle Год назад +21

    Love Chris and Bert together. So happy Chris has found balance in his life and wish everyone can find the same for themselves. Always happiness and love with these two.

    • @gavinrush4995
      @gavinrush4995 Год назад +1

      Bert could learn a thing or two from Chrissy, or Tom for that matter. However- this is a literal impossibility.

  • @OliviaRandazzle
    @OliviaRandazzle Год назад +38

    i love how no matter how funny something is but it’s kinda a serious topic, chris will take it so seriously and just will be so genuine like, “yeah you blew up the toilet it’s okay. I understand. “

  • @genx64
    @genx64 Год назад +7

    One of your best Bert! You guys have great banter and a lot in common. The parts about drinking are inspiring. I’ve been sober from alcohol for 20 years and life can be boring tedious and stressful without self medication, but I love my Mary Jane every day-way more healthy.
    What’s great is you see most of society rarely drinks excessively, maybe a couple drinks a week and two drunks a year. My high functioning ex bro in law can’t get off the sauce cuz he’s a control freak above going to AA. At our age, 58-59, shit starts breaking down.
    Keep up the great work taking weeks off drinking. Pretty soon that famous belly will be gone!! The workouts are inspiring for me. Thank you!

  •  Год назад +56

    the concept of this channel, Lets have a guest on so Bert can talk about himself to feel good

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Год назад +6

      He never tires from the sound of his own voice. Did he ask Chrissy to do his tour or Cruise?

    • @LiquidDaylight
      @LiquidDaylight Год назад

      Thanks for watching then, hey? Dick

    • @Js-hu5cm
      @Js-hu5cm Год назад +2

      It’s so god damn annoying lol

    • @deaderthendead041
      @deaderthendead041 6 месяцев назад

      Karen's unite! Take the form of.. mega cvnt! 🤖

  • @streetdreemz
    @streetdreemz Год назад +17

    I don't know how Chrissy kept a straight face saying "no one's ever looked at Bert and said ,he's fat," 😂😂😂

  • @shrutefarms4741
    @shrutefarms4741 Год назад +86

    Bert’s ability to lie to himself about his drinking and how he is actually a healthy drunk is mind blowing.

    • @Maxipad
      @Maxipad Год назад

      Delusional people living the longest

    • @chrisfitton1476
      @chrisfitton1476 Год назад +2

      Bert is just the average Australian

    • @ShreddexReturn
      @ShreddexReturn Год назад +2

      Hopefully Bert will end up like Ron White. Drink all through your middle age, have fun, and then in your old age just decide “There’s only so much alcohol one person can drink in the world, and I think I’ve drank mine”

    • @ryanduggins1464
      @ryanduggins1464 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@PanamaRedHerringHe isn't an alcoholic tho

    • @katlynnmccoy8711
      @katlynnmccoy8711 11 месяцев назад

      @@ShreddexReturnthis is the nicest and only way to ever address alcohol!!!!!!

  • @melaronie3024
    @melaronie3024 Год назад +9

    Chris is in my new top 10 comics that I’m enjoying a lot.

  • @mattmurphy9346
    @mattmurphy9346 Год назад +6

    Distefano is the best. Loved him as a pod guest since the 1st one i ever heard him do

  • @Sammiecheeks16
    @Sammiecheeks16 Год назад +34

    Crazy that Bert spoke about Matthew perry in friends weeks before him passing

  • @imrbrt
    @imrbrt Год назад +2

    Thank you for your service Bert. All of the time you voluntarily spend shirtless and getting shitfaced has not gone unnoticed. I appreciate you every day for putting yourself in harm's way of them damn hecklers and talking all of that dookie shrapnel on the leg. I will petition every day for you to get a medal of honor for your sacrifices. You are a true American hero and I hope you know that now!

  • @noahevans7141
    @noahevans7141 Год назад +2

    idk why everyone hates on Bert. He is just so himself and so expressive and fuckin hilarious like are you not entertained

  • @def_lepardsux5572
    @def_lepardsux5572 Год назад +4

    Shane is 100x the comic you are Bert. You can’t hold a flame to him 😂

  • @richs6053
    @richs6053 Год назад +10

    It took awhile, but it's true. His first Instagram post is of him and Smashmouth crashing a wedding.

  • @anduknowdismaan
    @anduknowdismaan Год назад +21

    I feel like Bert is always 5 days into something.

  • @troymodin1682
    @troymodin1682 Год назад +3

    Such a great down to earth guy. You are lucky to have friends like that.

  • @Redrum_Redeye
    @Redrum_Redeye Год назад +19

    I’m pissing myself, “what’s gonna kill you ? CAKE “ 😂

  • @andycollins7998
    @andycollins7998 Год назад +2

    As someone from Hartford, I can say none of us would’ve chosen to be there 😂

  • @forrestnutter
    @forrestnutter Год назад +10

    Love holding pods 2 months. Classic

    • @guyod1
      @guyod1 Год назад

      Trying to figure out how old this is. At least 2 months

    • @forrestnutter
      @forrestnutter Год назад +1

      @@Mark_It_Zer0. yeah but they also referenced smash mouths lead singers death which was only 2 months ago. Bart just isnt up to date on anything so he didn't know they broke up either. 🤣😂🤣

  • @mickeytwomey5850
    @mickeytwomey5850 Год назад +1

    Whatever commander decided to tell you to be clean is high. The service members that go to war want the worst of it all, an outlet, reality, what we deal with. I’ll recommend any comic to film a special with a solely military audience and see what happens. Magic.

  • @pleasenophotos
    @pleasenophotos Год назад +8

    this is a world class duo right here!! - also bert thank you for having kevin and foley and ms pat on the same boat and making my dreams come true 😭

  • @tonyjohnson4538
    @tonyjohnson4538 Год назад +1

    You and Chris should do a podcast Bertyboy. I love when you two share and maybe cry. You both make magic together. Please consider. 😊

  • @pillwolak
    @pillwolak Год назад +13

    Even when Distefano trys to talk about Gillis, Bert seems to always make it about himself

  • @ShroomFactory
    @ShroomFactory Год назад +2

    This was just what i needed on a regretful hungover day. Thanks guys!

  • @Peter-fv9bj
    @Peter-fv9bj Год назад +1

    'And you're not wearing underwear'. So glad Chris made sure to get that in. Commando in those shorts is wild

  • @josemondragon5311
    @josemondragon5311 Год назад +4

    Chocolate chip muffins with butter whoa that’s on another level! I would’ve never guessed that’s a thing

  • @coreywv2480
    @coreywv2480 Год назад +2

    Bert is actually really getting better at interviewing and I feel this episode shows it really great

    • @Kvnfrn99
      @Kvnfrn99 11 месяцев назад

      he makes it about himself all the time, if this is better im afraid to find out how he did before

    • @katlynnmccoy8711
      @katlynnmccoy8711 11 месяцев назад

      @@Kvnfrn99 y r u watching then

    • @Kvnfrn99
      @Kvnfrn99 10 месяцев назад

      for the guest thats on?@@katlynnmccoy8711

  • @liadown9052
    @liadown9052 Год назад +1

    I love that Chrissy supports the troops! ❤

  • @michaelmanns6229
    @michaelmanns6229 Год назад +5

    All the things im happy for is these two legit they dont know what they do for young 26 year old males that are going through hell and just to know bert and chris made there lifes go on one more day thank you two ❤❤❤

    • @gavinrush4995
      @gavinrush4995 Год назад +2

      Chin up dude, it usually just gets harder. Your a man now and if you dig deep you can do what needs to be done. Or not, it’s a choice.

    • @elpusegato
      @elpusegato Год назад +1

      Please, for the love of God, do not mistake clowns for role models

    • @ShroomFactory
      @ShroomFactory Год назад

      @@elpusegatoclowns are sacred in certain cultures, like the heyoka

  • @serenitysavage3106
    @serenitysavage3106 Год назад +1

    Goddamn it Bert… your like an uncle I wish I had! You’re the MAN the MYTH the LEGEND! Keep rocking Captain ShitPants!

  • @_historicalodyssey
    @_historicalodyssey Год назад +2

    Great episode! Really enjoy you two together, this episode could’ve been 3 hours on some Joe Rogan shit and I’d still watch 👏🏼🤣

    • @JLR489
      @JLR489 Год назад +1

      I second that!

  • @jonmorales9703
    @jonmorales9703 Год назад +29

    Someone should tell Burt about his spray tan lines around his eyes

    • @arithecat2991
      @arithecat2991 Год назад +3

      Lol you just did.
      And you know he heard you

    • @nicbtw6062
      @nicbtw6062 Год назад +1

      rockin them gogz

    • @dbnathan5
      @dbnathan5 Год назад +4

      Why are you worried about what another man looks like? You trying to be a bottom for Bert?

    • @jonmorales9703
      @jonmorales9703 Год назад +1

      @@dbnathan5 no just bottom to your old lady

    • @dbnathan5
      @dbnathan5 Год назад

      @@jonmorales9703 I don’t have an old lady. Maybe come back when you can write a complete sentence gaf.

  • @eddo00
    @eddo00 Год назад +3

    So funny that this ep taught us most people arnt as forthcoming or lie if asked about how many time they've shit there pants!!! Thanks bert for being truthful😅

  • @clamsoup
    @clamsoup Год назад +1

    I'll be enjoying this. Destefano is good energy.

  • @michaelmanns6229
    @michaelmanns6229 Год назад +1

    ONE LOVE TO THE BEST COMEDIANS ❤❤

  • @devadasn
    @devadasn Год назад +19

    Us pedestrians wouldn’t understand why they cry. A comics mind is so different and special

  • @KipHebert-d9z
    @KipHebert-d9z Год назад +1

    I had to call out push ups for my platoon in basic. They caught me taking a natures valley granola bar from the mess hall. I felt so bad, but that was hilarious. They all laughed.

  • @variaxi935
    @variaxi935 Год назад +1

    WE LOVE JIZZY CHRIZZY D
    and bart kreasher

  • @86sreeves
    @86sreeves Год назад +1

    I lost it when Burt said that someone screamed in Target knowing he was there 😂😂

    • @Js-hu5cm
      @Js-hu5cm 9 месяцев назад

      I couldn’t believe my ears either

  • @kevonneweathers6103
    @kevonneweathers6103 Год назад +2

    😂😂 Chris always look like he suppose to be hosting the pod😅😅😂

  • @JustNormalGamers
    @JustNormalGamers Год назад +2

    I love Bert. But it's kinda hard for me to hear him talk about alcoho.l he sounds just like my dad did before he died of liver failure at 38.

  • @LiquidDaylight
    @LiquidDaylight Год назад +1

    Such a good ep ♥

  • @MoMo-mu3pp
    @MoMo-mu3pp Год назад +7

    The worst part of the shitting himself, poop leg stories, is knowing he takes pool baths 🤢
    It was nice to see these two together again, but now Im stuck with things I can't unknow

  • @doctordollaz8852
    @doctordollaz8852 Год назад +1

    Bert: I downloaded 1975 because of you!
    Chris: Good, do you like their music?
    Bert: No, I haven't listened to it😂😂😂

  • @millerandcalloway
    @millerandcalloway Год назад +1

    I know you don't read comments aby more. I just finished your movie. We don't know each other personally but I love you. I'm proud of you. I'll always look up to you. You're such a beautiful individual and a great inspiration.

  • @zachstone7148
    @zachstone7148 Год назад +1

    There goes Bart’s dip he buys to “smell”😂😂

  • @Big_Hank75
    @Big_Hank75 Год назад +1

    This one’s for the dawgs

  • @husamettin_amayandancakar1553
    @husamettin_amayandancakar1553 Год назад +1

    Paragliding into Thanksgiving. Long live the colonists, Elhamduiallah!!

  • @dkarahtee5340
    @dkarahtee5340 Год назад

    One point about the Emma Robert's story, people are after her because she was accused by cast mates of being racist and a super diva on set. This just added fuel to the fire.

  • @coleesser1188
    @coleesser1188 Год назад +2

    How long until Albert is in a straight jacket?

  • @wolfee17
    @wolfee17 Год назад

    "everything is poison or medicine it just depends on the dosage" is such an insightful quote from chrissy chaos

  • @Hysterik3o6
    @Hysterik3o6 Год назад +2

    Joan of Arc was actually 19 when she died, guys.🤓

  • @raycimbalnik5159
    @raycimbalnik5159 Год назад

    Love when Chrissy D is on!

  • @viceroymarkovitz3561
    @viceroymarkovitz3561 Год назад +2

    This was recorded BEFORE the Kelce-Swift propaganda?? 18:30 ish

  • @JoeRagon-q2s
    @JoeRagon-q2s Год назад +5

    Listening to these two talk about poopin I feel like a very hygienic man

  • @5Trojin
    @5Trojin Год назад +3

    9:05 That’s not something to brag about…

  • @gab3chamberbass632
    @gab3chamberbass632 Год назад

    You can only say it if you are it. Keep feathering it brother.

  • @arithecat2991
    @arithecat2991 Год назад +1

    Pure German ingenuity this episode. What a racket “Rogan” made lol

    • @arithecat2991
      @arithecat2991 Год назад

      @Official-Bert-Kreischer love you Bertie boy

  • @angusmckean8926
    @angusmckean8926 Год назад +1

    ‘Ghengis Cahn’ - Chrissy D, 2023

  • @chucklefizz
    @chucklefizz Год назад +1

    Definitely should have named the episode ‘the black part of heaven’

    • @chucklefizz
      @chucklefizz Год назад

      @Official_Bert-Kreischer thanks for always making us laugh brother. Congrats on the no drinking to Burt! Super inspiring

  • @JustUsSystemInc
    @JustUsSystemInc 10 месяцев назад

    The part about Black ppl is hilarious. I gotta subscribe to both you guys.

  • @jadenkelly4032
    @jadenkelly4032 Год назад

    Can’t tell if it was a Ari or Sam Morril impression at 48:30 but boy was Chris spot on

  • @johnnybillz3043
    @johnnybillz3043 Год назад

    I get it Bert, my family doesn’t.. I told them I don’t need Heroin… BUT I LOVE IT

  • @NazarioMedia
    @NazarioMedia Год назад

    Bert book a U.S. comedy club tour. Gotta buy tickets at the door only.

  • @SaintLuisOne
    @SaintLuisOne Год назад +1

    We all end up in a hospital bed in the future regardless.
    Enjoy a drink until then.

  • @workstudy8118
    @workstudy8118 Год назад

    Love these two

  • @DesireeMalary-qk1bt
    @DesireeMalary-qk1bt 5 месяцев назад

    You can definitely do some exercises on a plane. I took a 5hr flight that messed with my sciatica. I told all the flight crew in the back and did stretches for 30min. No one minded as long as I was respectful.

  • @JunkBondTrader
    @JunkBondTrader Год назад

    Yes Bert, we all love dopaime.

  • @drgonzo1971
    @drgonzo1971 Год назад +1

    1:55 - every city in Connecticut is like that

  • @GMA004
    @GMA004 Год назад

    I'm from CT and the last thing I knew- Funny Bones, which I was there a lot, is in Manchester CT, NOT Hartford CT. Hartford is the capitol so yes, like most cites, it has bad areas. if you really want historical CT, DO NOT go to Hartford!!! Omg that is hysterical that you guys think Hartford represents whole state lmao 😂😅

  • @nick-je4ts
    @nick-je4ts Год назад

    Did anyone else enjoy Bert's things that definitely never happened story, around 59:00 ?

  • @Iquanos
    @Iquanos Год назад +2

    Of course Bert loves deions theme music haha

  • @Cliporis
    @Cliporis Год назад

    So on the cruise another 5 year push and pull period starts. Yet another Bert cycle 😂

  • @sid5156
    @sid5156 Год назад +2

    Bert I doubt you'll see this. If you do. Can you please do a quick video on those guitars in the background? I really dig that blue top with the mahogany sides of the electric.

  • @apelementalityqp
    @apelementalityqp Год назад

    Looking good @bertkreischer proud of you.

  • @HoldenFarha
    @HoldenFarha Год назад +1

    Bert is the machine and I’m the cockroach, I could beat him

  • @peezdoc
    @peezdoc Год назад +94

    Kinda weird they mention "Chandler" and liver failure then say the dude from smash mouth died... Now they both dead..... But anyway, i hate when I'm able to tell how old the recording is on a "new" episode. That dude died in the beginning of September and he just releases it now?? 2 weeks should be the limit on releasing a pod. Not over 2 months..

    • @Vantablack_speed
      @Vantablack_speed Год назад +37

      If you were half as busy as Bert you might understand

    • @NaddyDasty
      @NaddyDasty Год назад +14

      boohoo

    • @sheslying7117
      @sheslying7117 Год назад +5

      @@Vantablack_speedis this fellow elitist Tom?

    • @-nash6185
      @-nash6185 Год назад +23

      This can't be a real complaint wtf 😂

    • @douglasmijangos3327
      @douglasmijangos3327 Год назад +7

      I’ve gone down the Rabbit Hole 🕳️ on RUclips and watched Podcast .. went on Rogan and watched a certain person like Tom Segura for example.. then I’ve gone on Tigerbelly and watched all the episodes wit Eric Griffin.. some of them are really old and they’re still hilarious as fuck 😂 even if they talked about stuff that happened around that time .. still found them entertaining and hilarious 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

  • @SpalDee
    @SpalDee Год назад

    lol geeze, did you record this one 2 months ago? Just now mentioning Shane's new special haha
    Great show though, saw Chris earlier this year in Stratford and seeing Bert in Massachusetts next month!

  • @wallstreetbet-x7b
    @wallstreetbet-x7b Год назад +1

    berts pods are 2 months behind??? shane gillis special came out 9/5

  • @Frankguligan256
    @Frankguligan256 Год назад

    Just got 3 tickets for prudential center in NJ for December 8th🎉 better put on a good show it’s for my dads birthday 😂

  • @shayn4220
    @shayn4220 Год назад

    Love you ripping on conneticut. Born and raised lol

  • @cindyrojas6907
    @cindyrojas6907 Год назад

    Here for chrissyyyy

  • @Hysterik3o6
    @Hysterik3o6 Год назад +1

    Shane Gillis’ “Beautiful Dogs” is a pretty good one. But Ari Shaffir’s “Jew” is soooo much funnier.

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead Год назад +8

    Lets get the tears going baby boys 👏🏻

  • @MREpicIpodApps
    @MREpicIpodApps Год назад

    Love that you Chrissy wants to do more military shows!! Fun story, me and my buddy Kai were sitting on a train car at a trainyard smoking the herbal essence and he shit himself BAD from coughing hard. He ended up just leaving the underwear there and wearing the pants home. I still can't unsee the abandoned shit boxers strung over the railroad beam for the next poor rail worker to come across.

  • @Luckyducky10
    @Luckyducky10 9 месяцев назад

    love that hat! anyone know what team that is?

  • @YetiVlogs
    @YetiVlogs Год назад

    Did you guys hear? Chris really likes his family.

  • @CraigSalmon27
    @CraigSalmon27 Год назад

    Love how youre either doug stanhope or david goggins and theres no in between

  • @Astro_23
    @Astro_23 Год назад

    Hilarious to hear talking about shit. Whether it's you, someone you never knew, someone you don't know, someone you will meet, someone you will never meet... it's so human. So real. So funny!!!

  • @ElMasPxto11
    @ElMasPxto11 Год назад +2

    How long you been holding this for fat boy?

  • @MJ-qh2su
    @MJ-qh2su Год назад +1

    This episode should be titled: Shitty Legs.

  • @Rossman7133
    @Rossman7133 Год назад

    Whats this from like 3 months ago?

  • @maruzencentral
    @maruzencentral Год назад

    Its wild how out if touch Bert is with the whole Shane thing. Bert is becoming Shane's shadow. Its only a matter of time

  • @JoeEcho1429
    @JoeEcho1429 Год назад

    Lol decommissioned!!! 😂😂😂 and yes there are people over 50

  • @TheJordansHere
    @TheJordansHere Год назад +1

    Crazy they mention Chandler then Smash mouth death. Unknowing Chandler died last week. 😮

    • @genx64
      @genx64 Год назад

      I read Perry’s book and seemed obvious to this alcoholic he would slip again, sad to see. Hope not drug related.

  • @Cody---
    @Cody--- Год назад +1

    Burts looking great

    • @guyod1
      @guyod1 Год назад

      it's months old

  • @douglasmijangos3327
    @douglasmijangos3327 Год назад +2

    Crazy I’ve never done fasting until yesterday 😂 not on purpose kind of .. didn’t eat from yesterday at like 2 pm .. in the night I was really hungry and I was like “meh I’ll just go to sleep” and I woke in the morning and didn’t have breakfast because I wanted to shower and cut my hair.. so I ate like at 1230 … really wasn’t that bad .. looking back it was like a 20 hour fast and I feel less fat 😂 or not bloated let’s say … maybe I’ll do it once in a while just to stop feeling so fucken fat and bloated

    • @ryanirving3388
      @ryanirving3388 Год назад +1

      Even if you aren't a big fat fatty it's good to do. I've always done it since sometimes I'm just not hungry and i honestly think it's why I'm in my mid 30s now with the same metabolism I had as a teen and while all my friends are worrying about what they're eating because they're packing on pounds, I can eat what I want and it literally has no impact on my weight.
      I weigh 20lbs more than I did in middle school and high school and that's just bacause i work a very physically demanding job and gained a bit of muscle lol