Ep. 133 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @cathyleon4444
    @cathyleon4444 2 года назад +802

    Seeing Chris so emotional about his daughters was everything, literally tearing up at work. So nice to see that side of him.

    • @dyaaong6030
      @dyaaong6030 2 года назад +14

      And bert laughing at him lol

    • @ruber4199
      @ruber4199 2 года назад +39

      @@dyaaong6030 I only heard this part on audio and I thought Bert was uncontrollably laughing like he does with Tom, I didn’t realize how much was he was crying with him

    • @blaineisthecoolest
      @blaineisthecoolest 2 года назад +31

      Bert was nervously laughing because he was getting emotional too

    • @nadshuge
      @nadshuge 2 года назад +3

      Samesies dammit

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 2 года назад +3

      He's a good kid.

  • @CaliCalhoun
    @CaliCalhoun 2 года назад +675

    What a tender moment talking about missing your girls grow up. Shows Chris is a dad that really cares. Thanks for sharing ❤

    • @connorhayes833
      @connorhayes833 2 года назад +5

      Exactly what I just commented

    • @Reclipsegaming
      @Reclipsegaming 2 года назад +8

      Who choppin onions!? Got dang it

    • @synthWizkid
      @synthWizkid 2 года назад +1

      Stop with the feelz

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut 2 года назад +1

      I can understand it. It's ok to feel feelings, hopefully he can be there more in the future.

    • @BPH55
      @BPH55 2 года назад +4

      Bawling. Father of a soon to be 15 year old daughter and I’ve been around but now she wants nothing to do with me. I see her only a couple nights a week. 😔

  • @occoinscollectibles4952
    @occoinscollectibles4952 2 года назад +852

    As a dad that quit his 60-70 hour a week job after his 3 year old son said, “You love your job more than me.”, this episode hit seriously home. Great friggin episode!

    • @thebadguy5134
      @thebadguy5134 2 года назад +29

      I guess 35-38 is the magic range where we start questioning if the time away is the right thing to do. Its obvious when you are securing shelter, clothes, and food. Then you start making leaps in your profession & start bringing in that 6 figure money that you just throw on the pile and that's the moment you start questioning "is making this number grow well past what we need worth the time away?" I'll be honest with you, I still am no sure what the answer is and I think it varies on the kid and the parent to be honest. We can't just compare it to the alternative of not being able to buy your kid a toy because both situations are just a real as the other and both apply. One love!

    • @chasesavella4011
      @chasesavella4011 2 года назад +13

      good man, love to hear it. from a fatherless man lmao

    • @InfiniteDreamzxP
      @InfiniteDreamzxP 2 года назад +24

      Hey need advice, how can I tell my kid that I love my job more than I love him, would greatly appreciate it thanks in advance

    • @salehabushatara6447
      @salehabushatara6447 2 года назад +11

      This is why I work 60-70+ hr myself now so I can chill when I have kids

    • @cafferacer
      @cafferacer 2 года назад +14

      As a hobo that quit his 1-3 hour a week job to chill with a fat dog that said "dude, where are you and where's the fucking food and walks asshole" this episode seriously hit homeless. Because I'm actually homeless not a joke. Great Fricking episode!

  • @cogadoga9792
    @cogadoga9792 2 года назад +759

    Love how Chris while crying talking about not being in his daughters lives, he continues to try and make jokes to lighten the mood, a true comedian

    • @veddermn8
      @veddermn8 2 года назад +10

      "is this the clip?"

    • @alfredotapia3461
      @alfredotapia3461 2 года назад +7

      When he said “Winston Churchill got me” had me dying lol. He’s a real one for sure!

    • @TreeShark
      @TreeShark 2 года назад +5

      That’s real pain of someone who’s gone through a bunch in life . Always turn dark times into a joke. That’s the origin story of tons of comedians

  • @dillongerber5207
    @dillongerber5207 2 года назад +316

    Chrissy d asking “is this the clip?” while sobbing is my type of defense mechanism 😂😆❤️

    • @roberthanseniv3478
      @roberthanseniv3478 2 года назад +1

      Big facts

    • @BoilerRoc2002
      @BoilerRoc2002 Год назад

      NGL, saw the clip about two hours ago and immediately searched the original podcast. This is six months after it came out. Still hits in the feels #suckingthedevilscock

  • @AdrienneLoth
    @AdrienneLoth 2 года назад +383

    Seriously you guys? I was not prepared to start my week out bawling over how genuinely and deeply Chris loves his girls. And THEN Bart has to be so empathetic and Tom isn’t there to deflect? Jesus. ❤️ 😭

    • @ukob
      @ukob 2 года назад +10

      We need tommy bunns to talk about who is in the trunk of Garth Brooks car and what knots he used to tie them up.

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 2 года назад

      I know... the sight of such toxic masculinity is so upsetting...let's hope both these cis-white males get canceled very soon.

    • @tanyadouglas5241
      @tanyadouglas5241 2 года назад +3

      OMG why they gotta make me Cry this early on a Monday?!?!? 😪😪 YALL Wrong for that 🤣🤣

    • @theboofgivens
      @theboofgivens 2 года назад

      Yeah but stop crying over strangers and get your shit together

    • @corycampbell2739
      @corycampbell2739 2 года назад +5

      Shit! Having a great morning listening for the 1st hour and then on my way to work they hit me with the sob stories and ooooops I'm walking into work with puffy eyes😭 good stuff guys!

  • @fauxface459
    @fauxface459 2 года назад +594

    “How do I get through it? I’m drinking at 10 in the morning” seems like a quote that’ll be overlooked

    • @gregritter6804
      @gregritter6804 2 года назад +6

      yo i literally scrolled down to read the comments and saw this at the exact moment Bert said this, Thank you!!

    • @bigsmackisback2052
      @bigsmackisback2052 2 года назад +5

      Fuckin' winston Churchill got me

    • @shawnjames4288
      @shawnjames4288 2 года назад +2

      I feel this on many levels and sadly this is me.

    • @JesusSavedUs4444
      @JesusSavedUs4444 2 года назад +2

      I'm glad this comment got the traction it needs. Think that whole clip got overlooked in the sense that people haven't realise how much they think about that part of there life

  • @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
    @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 2 года назад +168

    Bert drinking and smoking a cigar in the morning laughing and crying and telling another young father, “It doesn’t get better” is the most humanizing thing. Damn. I love this podcast. You guys have sacrificed enough to make others have a good time.

    • @thokim84
      @thokim84 2 года назад +5

      True artists know that nothing great is made without sacrifice. Comedy is one of the truest, oldest, and most valuable art forms in human culture.

  • @justincornejo6211
    @justincornejo6211 2 года назад +636

    Lately, this pod has been more “2 Care Bears, 1 tissue box” and frankly, I don’t mind ♥️ #cuttingonions

    • @filthysock
      @filthysock 2 года назад +5

      Lol, so underrated. Has Tom ever gotten emotional on camera? He's such a poker-face master I can't even imagine him going there.

    • @plantgirlK88
      @plantgirlK88 2 года назад +15

      @@filthysock the closest I've seen Tom come to Tears was on YMH his Mom and Aunty were the guests and they spoke about Tom's Dad passing away. It's the most emotional episode of YMH ever.

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 2 года назад +9

      Tom cried when talking about his father. I cried too.

    • @fantasiafox22
      @fantasiafox22 2 года назад +2

      I’m here for it. ❤️

    • @444blizzard
      @444blizzard 2 года назад +1

      Wanted to like this comment but it’s at 420

  • @williamrodriquez9019
    @williamrodriquez9019 2 года назад +76

    “I wish I could tell you it gets better”.. realest thing Bert’s ever said. Love the fact these guys give up so much for us to enjoy a piece of who they are. Thank you gentlemen.

    • @addis8959
      @addis8959 2 года назад +1

      U probably won’t see this now, but I completely agree! The fact that Bert "sacrifice" everything so that his family lives the best life possible is just wow! I love that we are getting to see this side of Bert, and I hope Ila and Georgia watched this video:)

    • @jib7863
      @jib7863 Год назад +1

      🤢

  • @kristisimpson3755
    @kristisimpson3755 2 года назад +565

    When Chrissy cries we all cry. Damn you Chrissy Tears ducts.

    • @Lorne1218
      @Lorne1218 2 года назад +5

      100%

    • @connorbridwell3777
      @connorbridwell3777 2 года назад +2

      😅😅

    • @michaelmcgrath7042
      @michaelmcgrath7042 2 года назад +18

      Two Bears Two Tears

    • @godux09
      @godux09 2 года назад +12

      "Chrissy Tear ducts" - Fantastic!!

    • @GK-qc5ry
      @GK-qc5ry 2 года назад

      Chris talking about love on Theo's pod a few months back was good as well. Not emotional but was real life.

  • @mandihougham1994
    @mandihougham1994 2 года назад +340

    The father moment they shared was so fucking beautiful!

    • @rlbrooks704
      @rlbrooks704 2 года назад +16

      "Fucking Winston Churchill got me." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @WackiiJackii
      @WackiiJackii 2 года назад +3

      seriously! Who's cutting onions in here?!?

    • @KZ_MMA-KZ
      @KZ_MMA-KZ 2 года назад +1

      Until you realize Bert is a terrible father that provides a terrible example for his daughters. He isn't a role model at all, and to top it off he's killing himself with alcoholism so he won't be in their lives for that long.

    • @123froozen
      @123froozen 2 года назад +8

      @@KZ_MMA-KZ Until you realize your comment wont change a thing in the world.
      Learn to enjoy two people connecting.

    • @RedSntDK
      @RedSntDK 2 года назад +1

      @@KZ_MMA-KZ Nobody is perfect - especially not brett.

  • @nickolasroig7360
    @nickolasroig7360 2 года назад +1879

    Bert crying and laughing letting Chris know that it doesn’t get better was one of the most hilarious moments of this podcast

    • @stonedcaterpillar3342
      @stonedcaterpillar3342 2 года назад +126

      That whole segment was heartbreakingly hilarious

    • @bigpastatv5574
      @bigpastatv5574 2 года назад +37

      @@stonedcaterpillar3342 I have never laughed so hard at a podcast in my life, I dont know if something being "funny because its true" has ever been quite that unique. I never knew it was possible to cry hilariously

    • @steves8362
      @steves8362 2 года назад +37

      Y’all dads?

    • @s85593
      @s85593 2 года назад +9

      Wow. Powerful stuff

    • @chiko5479
      @chiko5479 2 года назад +32

      I cried and laughed at the same time lmao

  • @barebp
    @barebp 2 года назад +156

    WHEW did not expect Chrissy to cry. That kinda tore me up. Just makes you think more of the life comics sacrifices so we can enjoy content. Movies/TV don’t make me cry but daddies crying on 2 bears will do it.

    • @wowhowbizarre8176
      @wowhowbizarre8176 2 года назад +5

      Same I was listening on audio and it took me a minute to realize oh my god he’s really crying right now😳😢

    • @cassidy1435
      @cassidy1435 2 года назад +1

      Made me cry too

  • @kellybaker6046
    @kellybaker6046 2 года назад +172

    I laughed and cried so hard, simultaneously, when Bert told Chris “Are you fucking serious? I’m drinking at 10 in the morning” and that it doesn’t get better and he wouldn’t lie to him that it would. Damnit

    • @ocarstens6045
      @ocarstens6045 2 года назад +6

      I was listening to this as I just got done comforting our 10 month old as he waved to “dada” going to work. My husband is a lineman for the power company. He makes good money and benefits, but the hours are crazy! I LOST IT. Did not expect it at all.

    • @4nnunaki
      @4nnunaki Год назад

      so true.

  • @Naught359
    @Naught359 2 года назад +629

    The funniest, saddest, most real shit Bert has ever said... "It doesn't get better."

    • @bri7506
      @bri7506 2 года назад +46

      How many parents feel this way. And have to keep pushing, god bless the Men who keep roofs over their children's heads. And the Mom's alone raising those babies up while dad's at work.

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 2 года назад +12

      Fucking facts.

    • @bohdiireapz108
      @bohdiireapz108 2 года назад +23

      @@bri7506 I feel like it didn’t get better for Bert because he didn’t realise how much he missed until it was too late. It seems like Chris is making a concerted effort to be more present in his kids life and cut down on the road whenever possible. Hopefully it will get better for him.

    • @NA86737
      @NA86737 2 года назад +4

      @@bohdiireapz108 This but also Bert has tried his hardest especially in the last 2 years to try to get away. How he wanted to move to Colorado and have a comedy compound.

    • @LiveFromMandaree
      @LiveFromMandaree 2 года назад +4

      @@NA86737 I personally think its Leeann not letting him slow down right now. The day after he fell off that waterfall she made him do a show lol

  • @CraftyKnowsBest
    @CraftyKnowsBest 2 года назад +252

    From a fathers perspective y’all had me tearing up talking about being away from your kids because of work, that hits home. thanks guys great episode!

    • @KZ_MMA-KZ
      @KZ_MMA-KZ 2 года назад +3

      Bert chooses to go out and get hammered with strangers rather than be with his kids

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 2 года назад +3

      @@KZ_MMA-KZ I think that’s mostly when he’s out touring

    • @McNasty96
      @McNasty96 2 года назад +4

      @@KZ_MMA-KZ sounds like your dad did too

    • @brettgratz5400
      @brettgratz5400 2 года назад +3

      @kevinzuniga You wasted 20 seconds of your life posting this

    • @zombiebub666
      @zombiebub666 2 года назад +3

      The story the other week about giving money to the bar staff destroyed me in the middle of a work day

  • @TendoTheDude
    @TendoTheDude 2 года назад +396

    It was actually moving to see Chrissy Cry face I've never seen that side of him.

    • @brandonmelling771
      @brandonmelling771 2 года назад +16

      Bert too tbh. And I'm not usually the biggest Bert fan.

    • @imawalrus776
      @imawalrus776 2 года назад +51

      I thought it was actually pretty gay of him

    • @gandar54
      @gandar54 2 года назад +8

      @@imawalrus776 KING GAY

    • @Raisingwildminds
      @Raisingwildminds 2 года назад +9

      @@imawalrus776 Bert dosed him with a Claritin-D before the pod.

    • @jpierce2l33t
      @jpierce2l33t 2 года назад +1

      @@Raisingwildminds 🤣🤣🤣 Chrissy Flonase!

  • @ryanhowe2560
    @ryanhowe2560 2 года назад +169

    That’s a real dad right there, really cares about his daughter. The fact he’s questioning what he’s doing and the impact it could have.
    It’s a tough one finding the Balance between being successful to provide and not missing out on too much.
    👏👏👏

  • @TrueSeekerTruthFinder
    @TrueSeekerTruthFinder 2 года назад +57

    Now I love this guy - Chris D. Such a good dude, loves his kid & he’s hilarious. You just gained another fan for life.

  • @Sergeant666
    @Sergeant666 2 года назад +205

    I would've thought these two together with their energy would've have been ultra chaos but they're both being considerably calm and have a good back and forth

    • @millardfilmore1403
      @millardfilmore1403 2 года назад +2

      So true lmao

    • @thegentlemandrummer8753
      @thegentlemandrummer8753 2 года назад +14

      Chris has the energy and initiative to balance Bert out. Tom is laid back which can lead to Bert dominating the convo. This was a great episode I’d love more of Chrissy Wissy and Big boy together

    • @ethanb6584
      @ethanb6584 2 года назад +8

      It’s like when you give stimulants to a kid with ADHD, it all balances out somehow

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification 2 года назад +1

      They are both GOATs

  • @DweeD1516
    @DweeD1516 2 года назад +92

    This was an absolute amazing episode and when Chrissy starts crying it gave me chills and Bert crying and Chris asking him how to work through it for your kids but still seeing them and saying through tears and laughter Bert saying "I can't say it gets better" was just an emotional rollercoaster. This is why I love these guys and all these comedians who are literally engineering this eras popculture and humor and even humility and common sense of the cultural the who of the cultural societal zeitgeist its just an amazing thing to be apart of. Loved the stories and reminiscing and all the introspection and most importantly and simply the laughs. Much love.

    • @griffinsmelser5623
      @griffinsmelser5623 2 года назад

      exactly Chris doesnt cry like that either!

    • @erescareno
      @erescareno 2 года назад

      Dude that part had me in my feels. I like how authentic they are. Very real people with real problems that they are willing to share with us. Berts pain was tangible. I really enjoyed this one.

    • @TheDeadStretch
      @TheDeadStretch 2 года назад

      @@griffinsmelser5623 I've watched hours and hours and hours of Chrissy D's content and I've never seen him that vulnerable before. It rocked me to my core and "I'm here for it! Yasss!"

  • @cheesentrees2555
    @cheesentrees2555 2 года назад +163

    Bert laughing at Chrissy missing swim meets had me like what the hell, then he starts crying “it doesn’t get better” and I lost it. Dang.

    • @MagiicGaming100
      @MagiicGaming100 2 года назад +4

      That’s a deep reach, he was fully himself but played out both sides of his mind. Comic realizing it’s funny, then crying because he empathizes as a father

  • @lalapazuzu
    @lalapazuzu 2 года назад +123

    This is why I Love comedy and comedians. The Dad thing really hit me. You guys almost had me crying. Lol. I am that blue collar "poor" Dad you guys mentioned. It's so refreshing to hear 2 celebrities, for lack of a better term, sound like regular Dads. Your humbleness and the fact you care so much makes me like u guys even more. Last week I literally just sold the house I owned completely, no mortgage, no equity loan, and moved into a tiny 1 bedroom studio apartment to pay for my daughter to move for an amazing job opportunity that will make her life so much better financially and in other ways than mine. Every Dad can relate, we want what's best for our kids no matter what we have to do on my end and on your end it's the same. Not that I think my advice would matter much, but coming from my end of the spectrum, you guys don't need to worry at all. Your both amazing Dads and it shows by listening to this. You have given your families great lives and that is awesome, but you also both realize that money isn't everything and that time and memories are what matter the most. The fact that you both understand that is what makes you great Dads. My advice is, if u can make it work and keep your lifestyle and spend more time with your families, DO IT!!!! And thank you for this episode. It just made me happy in a way that I can't explain. Something so universal as being a parent and seeing how much we as humans have in common even with wildly different lives is just cool.

    • @DynoBros
      @DynoBros 2 года назад +7

      dude 100%. Im the same type of dad you are. My kids are much younger than yours, but my outlook is the same. Dads will sacrifice anything and everything for their family. We deal with the consequences later. Its like this, I read this thing last christmas. "I dont need presents or cards, the simple fact that I am able to give my kids and wife a great christmas is all that matters".

    • @lalapazuzu
      @lalapazuzu 2 года назад +3

      @@DynoBros absolutely my friend. I'm so much happier watching my child succeed and being able to help at all is the icing on the cake. It's honestly really awesome when they become young adults, sure you miss them being children, but it also becomes such a cool and rewarding relationship when they grow up. Plus I have a bunch of great nieces and a nephew I'm really close to so I get to have that bond. Then hopefully when my daughter is ready I will have a grandchild or 2 to spoil rotten. Lol.

    • @18436572gmc
      @18436572gmc 2 года назад +4

      Justin, coincidentally is one of my 3 kids names, you are an example of a good dad! I’m 55 years old and i overworked during my kid’s childhood and it still bugs me everyday. After my divorce I asked my kids what it’s like for them now that I moved out and they said it really wasn’t that different, 🤕 They grow up so fast! I thought I was being a good dad by providing but I learned the hard way that it would have been better to provide more of my time instead of $$ 🙏

    • @KM-bn7dg
      @KM-bn7dg 2 года назад +2

      From a daughter who was basically raised by a single Dad - I hope you know how much your sacrifices are appreciated! Your daughter is so lucky and I’m certain that one day this will pay off for both of you.. I think you know that though.
      I bust my ass now so that I can give back to my Dad, who has been my safety net / biggest supporter all these years. Be a good Dad for years, secure love and loyalty for life. 💚

    • @lalapazuzu
      @lalapazuzu 2 года назад +1

      @@KM-bn7dg I appreciate that. It's really cool seeing the replies from different people and how they can relate. I had great role models growing up and that helped a lot. Very strong female role models and men who weren't the typical male stereotypes. It really makes me happy to hear a daughter speak about her father like you did. Just the fact that you notice and understand means more to him than anything I bet.

  • @JonathanMartinez-bu6ql
    @JonathanMartinez-bu6ql 2 года назад +4

    As a younger dad with a small child, knowing that others goes through this is truly profound. We push forward and do it all for them. Really needed this.

  • @nicka2005
    @nicka2005 2 года назад +132

    Holy fuck. Chris breaking down may be one of the greatest most genuine moment in podcast history.

  • @TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother
    @TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother 2 года назад +138

    This was the last pod I was expecting to cry during. What a beautiful moment.

    • @SquashGuy02134
      @SquashGuy02134 2 года назад +2

      It made me wish Chris DeStefano was my dad

  • @InspectahReese
    @InspectahReese 2 года назад +157

    Was totally caught off guard by this episode, an emotional rollercoaster

  • @brandonk.9633
    @brandonk.9633 2 года назад +13

    There needs to be more podcasts that talk about the struggles of being a Dad. I loved how real the conversation was. Thanks Bert and Chris.

    • @filthysock
      @filthysock 2 года назад +1

      I wish Theo Von had kids. He would make for some unforgettable stories and remarks on the subject of fatherhood.

  • @andrewrowe8611
    @andrewrowe8611 2 года назад +5

    That crying moment between Chrissy tissues and Bert hit home!! I have that same exact feeling about missing out on my kids things and seeing that and hearing them talk about it is one of the realest moments I’ve ever seen on a pod! Great dam episode guys!! Absolutely loved it!!

  • @Jacob31197
    @Jacob31197 2 года назад +159

    Chrissy Dissy and Mark Norman should be the first-to-call guest bears every time one is needed. They are always the best.

    • @gooberguck7483
      @gooberguck7483 2 года назад +5

      Mark said like seven things, it was terrible

    • @jmtas4
      @jmtas4 2 года назад +5

      @@gooberguck7483 that's kind of how everyone goes with Bert

    • @Jacob31197
      @Jacob31197 2 года назад +7

      @@gooberguck7483 that’s 7 more than Tom has ever said

    • @awc723
      @awc723 2 года назад +1

      @@gooberguck7483 and still better than Chrissy no talent...

    • @BabyFoodChewer
      @BabyFoodChewer 2 года назад +1

      @@awc723 delusional

  • @rodrigocruz6014
    @rodrigocruz6014 2 года назад +343

    "It doesn't get better"
    "Is this the clip?"
    Chrissy timing LOL

    • @Ragingmark
      @Ragingmark 2 года назад +1

      crying like a couple of babies

    • @willie123213
      @willie123213 2 года назад +4

      @@Ragingmark and ?

    • @Jm-dx9tl
      @Jm-dx9tl 2 года назад +7

      @@Ragingmark awwwww it’s ok to come out of the closet🙈 our little big man is tough but he’s scared to cry✨ so cute ✨

    • @ShadowT23
      @ShadowT23 2 года назад +3

      Chrissy Estrogen on the pod daddy

    • @steamedyam
      @steamedyam 2 года назад

      Want some wahburgers and some French cries?

  • @marisaruiz2529
    @marisaruiz2529 2 года назад +96

    Congrats chrissy bigtime finally going on Rogan and talking with Seinfeld. Your about to blow sky high well deserved

  • @Sliver04
    @Sliver04 2 года назад +12

    Was not expecting to tear up watching Berty Boy and Chrissy talk.
    Great episode gentlemen.

  • @iPhone51694
    @iPhone51694 2 года назад +7

    “Luckily I was broke for their first 4 years” spoke volumes to me. As a huge Bert fan and hopefully a dad someday, this shows 100% money isn’t everything. Your girls clearly love you Bert, and appreciate your sacrifice I’m sure, and it’s more than clear in almost all episodes how much you love them!

  • @Kaminoextragalactic
    @Kaminoextragalactic 2 года назад +540

    Chrissy: “You got your toes painted”
    Bret: “Nah that’s diabetes”

  • @embags5497
    @embags5497 2 года назад +63

    Bert and chris crying is the most wholesome thing ive ever seen

  • @Gunline_Chief
    @Gunline_Chief 2 года назад +65

    Y’all got me with being a dad from a distance. I teared up with y’all. That took me back to my deployments and missing out and watching them on Skype. Y’all bring us joy and laughter we appreciate the sacrifice y’all make for real. Thanks fellas.

  • @cortneynichols8537
    @cortneynichols8537 2 года назад +1

    This episodes is DEEP! But, my husband and I just talked about how incredibly grateful we are. We have everything we need AND we have time together. Thank you 😊

  • @jcasey2309
    @jcasey2309 2 года назад +3

    As a VERY involved dad of 2 little ones, who is a critical care nurse making a very big decision about what next step I’m about to take in my career… I came here to escape the realities of my life, and I’m sooo glad I was able to hear this conversation between to amazing dads.
    I respect both you you so much more now.

  • @bigseags
    @bigseags 2 года назад +31

    This was legitimately one of the best podcast episodes I have listened to in a long time. As a younger man it is very inspiring to see the two of you put such importance on your families

  • @ismaelsantiago703
    @ismaelsantiago703 2 года назад +753

    Only Bert would bring someone on to promote their special and he promotes someone else’s special 🤣🤣

  • @TheCroOdin
    @TheCroOdin 2 года назад +67

    Chris Distefano is my favourite person in comedy and to see him being so really brought tears to my eyes. I love you guys so much, thank you for bringing joy to our lives ❤️

    • @kevinsnyder7259
      @kevinsnyder7259 2 года назад +1

      Anyone else read this with a British accent

  • @ladyzman78
    @ladyzman78 2 года назад +1

    The tears/reaction is the reason I love this podcast. Being a dad myself, I can relate to soooo much of the subjects and humour and conversations in 2 Bears. Binged so much of this and still loving it

  • @marc2468
    @marc2468 2 года назад +33

    1:12:48
    It's endearing how the toilet paper roll was offered instead of a tissue box. And you can tell it's not a full/fresh roll, so it definitely just came from the shitter, hahah.

  • @markvelazquez3893
    @markvelazquez3893 2 года назад +61

    Great GREAT episode! We laughed, we cried, we laughed some more. "The Churchill got me" 🤣🤣

  • @robcook4500
    @robcook4500 2 года назад +114

    When Chris broke down about missing out on his daughters’ lives that got to me. As a Soldier and girl dad, I’ve been forced to miss weddings, holidays, funerals, anniversaries…., hell, I missed my daughter’s first birthday and almost wasn’t there for the birth. It fucking blows when you feel like you’re on the outside looking in on the lives of the ppl you care about the most. Especially when you’re doing all the bullshit for those very same people.

    • @bri7506
      @bri7506 2 года назад +7

      Wrote It In the comments above. They will appreciate it when they understand it. Strong father's make strong women.

    • @SwordofZen
      @SwordofZen 2 года назад +5

      appreciate your service buddy! your daughter will grow up to be very proud of your sacrifices

    • @DweeD1516
      @DweeD1516 2 года назад +3

      Thats the way of the world man. From the beginning of time fathers have felt the same and no matter how shitty it gets you know why you're doing it and you know that its the right thing and they will have a better life because of it. Just communicate and do what you can. Thanks for your service man.

    • @TheWoodenSpoonMedia
      @TheWoodenSpoonMedia 2 года назад +2

      Thank you for your service ❤️ we appreciate it

  • @DannyDeVitois79
    @DannyDeVitois79 2 года назад +168

    “I’m trying to only drink every 21 days”
    ::proceeds to commit to partying twice in the first 5 minutes of the podcast hahaha
    Love Chrissy

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 2 года назад +1

      Bert took Tom's chair today, so his role is offering his cohost drinks seconds after they said they were doing pretty good not drinking lately.

    • @GKTorn.
      @GKTorn. 2 года назад

      HAHAHA HERHER DERP DERP

  • @andrearoose5919
    @andrearoose5919 2 года назад +9

    Both of them in tears AND LAUGHING...Precious!

  • @oddasiangirl
    @oddasiangirl 2 года назад +10

    I usually only listen to the show on podcast but I just HAD to look this up to see this. You guys made me cry. Your kids will totally appreciate all your hard work one day. Please make that time for your kids though when you can. For your own mental health and well being. And your family's. We, your fans understand everyone needs time off. Hang in there.

  • @jbiz3
    @jbiz3 2 года назад +317

    The irony in the fact that the only time we get to hear anything about Tom is when he’s NOT on the show. Lol.

    • @torontotonto6189
      @torontotonto6189 2 года назад

      Bert wont bring up Tom being fat cos he is alcoholic and fatter than Tom atm in front of Tom, its too easy, he is full of holes

    • @lwilly1212
      @lwilly1212 2 года назад +4

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT VERBATIM

    • @Jhay7031
      @Jhay7031 2 года назад +1

      I thought he passed

    • @amandar4689
      @amandar4689 2 года назад +1

      Because he's humble 😅 duh

  • @originalsobasko
    @originalsobasko 2 года назад +40

    I loved Chrissy being vulnerable and Bert acknowledging men that put in honest effort and heart into being a dad.

  • @Itsreallymarcus
    @Itsreallymarcus 2 года назад +12

    These are the reasons I will always follow Bert, Tom and Chris…the authenticity of these shows and the readability is second to none…especially when it comes to the dad talk…it all hits home.

  • @shanegeary2850
    @shanegeary2850 2 года назад +1

    One of the best episodes. I love that you get to see how emotional they get when they talk about their children. It keeps things real and to see the hardships they have gone through and conti ue to go through. The strength they have is amazing.

  • @sergioolivera1258
    @sergioolivera1258 2 года назад +21

    This really hit me hard in the feels. It’s must hurt Bert knowing he has missed so much of his daughters lives and then see Chris still young In the game consider his girls first. That’s tough not what I expected when I tuned in but I’m happy I saw it.

    • @ak4344
      @ak4344 2 года назад

      Emotion is contagious, especially when day drunk, I believe Burt's feelings here are authentic. However I don't believe for a second that sober or typical drunk Bert gives a sweet fuck about being away from home, I think hes thrives on it.

  • @xdviper4518
    @xdviper4518 2 года назад +22

    This was a great episode. I’m not a dad, but when Bert and Chris got emotional about their kids, I felt that. Pure genuine moment.

  • @Raisingwildminds
    @Raisingwildminds 2 года назад +8

    Oh Chrissy, you have SUCH a big heart and anyone can see how obsessed you are with your girls!!! Broke my heart to see you get upset over missing important milestones. You are a GREAT DAD!!! You both are!! ❤❤❤

  • @powderandpaint14
    @powderandpaint14 2 года назад +172

    The crying over being at home with their daughters! This is what shows they really care about their families.

    • @Gooch_cruiser
      @Gooch_cruiser 2 года назад

      Yea good enough reason for me to never pursue comedy or show biz. Literally missing their kids lives

    • @jesserivera6611
      @jesserivera6611 2 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @NA86737
      @NA86737 2 года назад +3

      Yet Bert finds every excuses to be on the road. Chris I believe Bert I think is full of crap. Chris brings his kids and family with him when it's an extended trip. You never hear about Bert's wife and kids on the road with him.

    • @kylemanford6991
      @kylemanford6991 2 года назад +1

      @@NA86737 his kids go to school and have their own lives to deal with. You must not have a wife and daughters if you think you're gonna get them packed up and go whenever you tell them too without a whole thing full of drama

    • @JamisonGallagher
      @JamisonGallagher 2 года назад +1

      @@NA86737 Bert has mentioned Leanne and girls being on the road with him multiple times. Hell they were all with him in Philly in 2018 when he was filming Secret Time at the Trocadero.

  • @FlyGuy_1525
    @FlyGuy_1525 2 года назад +12

    Man Chris just went up a few notches in my book. Love it guys.

  • @LordxSilas
    @LordxSilas 2 года назад +1

    The vulnerability on this episode is awesome. As father of 2 young children, this hit home for me. Love you guys, this was almost therapy for me. I appreciate you.

  • @stevenwatson3554
    @stevenwatson3554 2 года назад +209

    Chrissy: “I love history”
    Bert: “oh that’s right! I love history too!!”

    • @cliffcoats3543
      @cliffcoats3543 2 года назад +23

      Bert's been reading his own Wiki page again. . .

    • @nopeteys2424
      @nopeteys2424 2 года назад +17

      Bert is the guy who watches a one hour long special on the history channel and then thinks he’s a historian

    • @BrandNameTaken
      @BrandNameTaken 2 года назад +1

      @@nopeteys2424 hey don’t bring my uncle into this!

    • @dalelane1948
      @dalelane1948 2 года назад +3

      At least he's not Brenda screeching "history is da best!!!"

    • @Leviajohnson
      @Leviajohnson 2 года назад

      @@nopeteys2424 … does that not qualify me as a historian?

  • @SepsisPanda
    @SepsisPanda 2 года назад +6

    Chris and Bert are so awesome for not cutting out that emotional part. It truly shows what they go through sacrificing family time to try and MAKE US LAUGH. I hope Chris and Bert read this. Thank you both so mush.

  • @lvonloh1
    @lvonloh1 2 года назад +40

    I did not anticipate breaking down with these two on the way to work. I made it to work, although now I’m all tear streaked.

  • @24749ersrock
    @24749ersrock 2 года назад +1

    Wow what a podcast. The moment between them talking about their daughters was so touching and genuine. I have a new respect for both of these guys and hope their careers continue for a long time.

  • @whiskeychicken
    @whiskeychicken 2 года назад +5

    It's rare talent that can make you laugh and cry at the same time. Love you guys!

  • @NoPreshNetwork
    @NoPreshNetwork 2 года назад +53

    THIS IS AMAZING!!!! YAssssssss

    • @richardprice2104
      @richardprice2104 2 года назад +1

      Chrissy D is the next big thing, I’ve been a fan since guy code I love seeing the progress! LADDA 14

    • @Nico-yv5gd
      @Nico-yv5gd 2 года назад +1

      love the presh support

    • @Love.Laugh.Lorcana.
      @Love.Laugh.Lorcana. 2 года назад +1

      Yasssssss❤

  • @robertjackson6056
    @robertjackson6056 2 года назад +76

    I didn’t expect Chris to get emotional like that

  • @freeman7079
    @freeman7079 2 года назад +83

    Seeing Chrissy get emotional about his children was heartwarming…

    • @ejackson9511
      @ejackson9511 2 года назад +1

      And seeing Bert laugh about it was even better

    • @willie123213
      @willie123213 2 года назад +1

      @@ejackson9511 I don't know if it was intended like that. People react differently to things. He was still being genuine

  • @NoNamezShorts
    @NoNamezShorts 2 года назад +6

    I was listening to this at my warehouse job and started crying when Chris got emotional 😭 love this podcast

  • @jorden7994
    @jorden7994 2 года назад +1

    This was the ABSOLUTE BEST EPISODE. I think Chris and Bert talking about their kids had to have got everyone watching in their emotions. Loved it.

  • @dustingaddis2423
    @dustingaddis2423 2 года назад +28

    As fellow dad trying to figure it all out (secret time :: every dad is trying to figure it out) this was easily one of the best 2 Bears ever. Thanks fellas!

  • @farmercameron7105
    @farmercameron7105 2 года назад +177

    Within the first 5 Bert tries to claim responsibility for Chris's and the rest of the New Yorkers podcast blowing up, classic Brett haha

    • @lylestyle
      @lylestyle 2 года назад +6

      Haha Bart “Call me Daddy” Krishner

    • @thankyoubrandon8530
      @thankyoubrandon8530 2 года назад +3

      @@lylestyle brent "call me brett" Krystals.

    • @Christopher-md7tf
      @Christopher-md7tf 2 года назад +7

      There's actually nothing that exists in this world that isn't somehow connected to Brent. At least that's what he thinks lol

    • @Deafca7
      @Deafca7 2 года назад +3

      Within the first 20 mins and bart already doing Anne Frank jokes :0

    • @filthyfrank.5
      @filthyfrank.5 2 года назад +3

      Fr his podcast never gets over 80k views lmao

  • @Make_Changes85
    @Make_Changes85 2 года назад +5

    Watching these two guys talking about struggles with being away from their children and be very critical of how they think they are as a father was great. Talking about failures and just moving ahead. Thanks for the podcast gentlemen!!

  • @will4-reel695
    @will4-reel695 2 года назад +5

    one of the best podcast ive ever listened to. once i seen Chris was on the episode i thought to myself, this'll be hilarious. i never would have expected id be crying most of the episode. all i want is to be able to wrap my little one up in a bearhug and let her know how much i love her, and i'll never miss another day of her life. after watching this i have a new kind of respect for the both of them. as weird as this might sound, i really needed this episode to happen. thank you

  • @dimm94
    @dimm94 2 года назад +3

    Didn't expect to ever have an episode of 2 Bears make me cry. Lots of love and respect for Chris.

  • @NutCrud
    @NutCrud 2 года назад +42

    “I always talk about this on stage sometimes”
    A great Bertism

  • @RobAlberto_4
    @RobAlberto_4 2 года назад +32

    One of the best shows with Chris “is this the clip?” Laughing and crying is the best

  • @luissabathie4225
    @luissabathie4225 2 года назад +256

    Chris, if you really know Bert, you should care that he used his hand to serve the ice.

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy 2 года назад +25

      Touch my ice through the fence, Bert

    • @refusefntk
      @refusefntk 2 года назад +2

      @@JesusHComedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @19812000JR
      @19812000JR 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @MackHendrixx
      @MackHendrixx 2 года назад +1

      That's gross 🤢😂

    • @wesleybouma4064
      @wesleybouma4064 2 года назад +2

      😂yeah that’s the guy who told all of us that he whipped with his hand

  • @GrimAdventurez
    @GrimAdventurez 2 года назад +25

    Chris - "how do you do it?"
    Bart- "wtf do you mean I'm drinking at 10am, i cant tell you it gets better "
    Holy shit 💀

  • @britlilbit
    @britlilbit 2 года назад +1

    I didn’t know I could simultaneously feel such deep empathetic pain, and genuinely laugh at the same time. That was the most wild emotional roller coaster ride when you guys were talking about your kids.
    I have little ones, and my husband and I both work full time. I bust my butt and have a lot of drive and goals, but in that pursuit, I’ve lost so much time with my kids. And At the end of a long day, my kids get what is left of me. It really hit home. And made me take a step back and remember how much I begged my mom to stop working just a bit so we could hang out, and I’m becoming that way in the pursuit of reaching a high level position one day. But at what cost? The most impressionable moments of their lives? And Bert’s story about messing up with parenting style for a bit, but having that redemption moment when his daughter felt truly seen for the first time, that both ripped my heart out, and inspired me to reevaluate my reactions with my kids. Absolutely loved this episode. It was hilarious and just real, and was honestly what I needed today!

  • @jeremyk_541
    @jeremyk_541 2 года назад +17

    This was one of the best podcasts I've ever seen with these two guys. What an open, honest, vulnerable moment.

  • @Dadmcbeardface
    @Dadmcbeardface 2 года назад +14

    “You put on your Bruno Mars hat and you came out here and you said I’m the new Indiana Jones bitch.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Osirus116
    @Osirus116 2 года назад +121

    Bert gets a lot of shit online, but honestly he consistently brings out the best in comics even when they make the usual 10 different podcast rounds

    • @staceyderouin8603
      @staceyderouin8603 2 года назад +7

      Ahhhhh 100 PERCENT!

    • @monkey_ish4117
      @monkey_ish4117 2 года назад +1

      The interruption is what personally annoys me at time ( I ain't nobody to be judging that's just my opinion)but he seems like a good guy to me.

    • @cassidy1435
      @cassidy1435 2 года назад +1

      Does he get a lot of shit? I never see it

  • @rokcomesaround
    @rokcomesaround 2 года назад +3

    As the son of an immigrant, working/physically missing Dad, he always did his best for me to understand that he worked so much for us to be able to live comfortably but sadly the biggest problem that tarnish our family dynamic was that eventually he felt like a stranger when he was home because I needed a father figure not just someone to pay the utilities each month. You guys already being aware of every role you need to fulfill when your children are so young really gives the comfort that maybe you guys haven’t realized but you’re gonna be alright!

  • @jacobdanielson736
    @jacobdanielson736 2 года назад

    Loved the energy of this podcast. Very real. Very raw. Helpful to see two men I respect be open about an issue that most struggle with. Thank you guys for this conversation

  • @ChristopherSibert
    @ChristopherSibert 2 года назад +43

    Brett and Chad are good talkers hopefully they keep doing this two caves podcast.

  • @jayhb208
    @jayhb208 2 года назад +14

    Even as a guy with no kids living in the FOG, this ep hit me hard. Love Chrissy and Bert together. Keep going strong champs!

  • @maxng7211
    @maxng7211 2 года назад +40

    Chrissy revealing secrets his lawyer explicitly told him not to say on a podcast is the most Bert thing he could do

  • @chrisp8748
    @chrisp8748 2 года назад

    This was the best podcast Bert has done. Was awesome to see two guys so in love with being Dads. As a Mom, it was refreshing. Showed a lot of strength to be that vulnerable. Chris and Bert, great job!

  • @Brilembi
    @Brilembi 2 года назад

    I'm really glad I watched this when I did. I just had my first child/daughter 10 days ago and am also going into a career as a long-haul pilot. Their conversation at 1:10:00 really hit home for me and it taught me how precious time with her will be and that I have to make the most out of it. Thank you Chris and Bert for the amazing episode. This is seriously one of the best Two Bears episodes I've watched and I've been a fan since the very beginning.

  • @brandonklosterman2978
    @brandonklosterman2978 2 года назад +58

    "Time is a currency you can only spend once. Be careful how you spend it."
    -Harmon Okinyo
    Don't beat yourself up. Be humble. Life is a gift.

  • @hiphopfaerie
    @hiphopfaerie 2 года назад +6

    Chris Destenfano is a real stand-up guy. He's unapologetically honest, and that makes him real to the audience and his followers. Not only is he funny as shit and healthy, but he's humble and self-aware in an age where people lack that quality more often than not. Hearing him start to cry when expressing sorrow over not being there for the moments in his children's lives was so fucking admirable. He's the type of father that actually cares and wants to share in memories. And he's smart-- he doesn't need comedy, he just tried it out and so many opportunities are being thrown this way. Just love this guy! Great episode of Two Bears!!!

  • @Sergeant666
    @Sergeant666 2 года назад +49

    Bert saying he's "too analytical" is hilarious

    • @Revolution1117
      @Revolution1117 2 года назад +1

      Brent is pure impulse, nothing else.

  • @retseJehT
    @retseJehT 2 года назад +3

    I don’t ever leave messages, but I wanna just say this was awesome. Thank you, it really gave me some perspective in my own life.

  • @trealexander4808
    @trealexander4808 2 года назад

    This is probably the most Genuine, Heartfelt and Beautiful podcast episode I’ve ever seen. You two are AMAZING men and great Fathers. 💪🏽❤️

  • @swish831
    @swish831 2 года назад +11

    Just so you know Chris that feeling of not being around your children and their most important moments is not just that of a performer or a man in show business us fathers go through this every day.. respect for being real.

    • @juliandiaz2869
      @juliandiaz2869 2 года назад

      Those moments when you realize they’re away from you for 8 hours, 5 days a week, watching them run off to school for the day reminds me that nothing is more important than the time we get to spend together. It really is all about the beautiful little moments when she sings lyrics to songs I wrote or sneaks a little drawing in my wallet I’ll find later in the day… goddam it must be that time of the month for me 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

  • @of496
    @of496 2 года назад +55

    Bert’s hat looks like it’s been added in post-production

    • @TrollHunterxXx
      @TrollHunterxXx 2 года назад +4

      Few guys can pull off that hat … it’s a ridiculous look for him or for anyone unless your like Jacob Dylan or something

    • @griffinguardalahara
      @griffinguardalahara 2 года назад +6

      This made me laugh lol

    • @robertrampollo4311
      @robertrampollo4311 2 года назад +4

      Haha true! This made me lol out loud lmao!

  • @loudbeardguythethird1384
    @loudbeardguythethird1384 2 года назад +18

    The more I see of Chrissy the more I like him, Speshy Weshy was a great special as well.

  • @PrinceTGOD
    @PrinceTGOD 2 года назад +2

    Love the emotional real moments! Really got to me and made me thankful for what I have. Thank y’all.

  • @alisonhufnagle7398
    @alisonhufnagle7398 2 года назад +3

    You guys are both incredible dads. Your girls are lucky to have you!! ❤️❤️ great episode!