To be fair, Jim's standup is [a bit more] witty than Bert is in a raunchy way, so Bert is weirdly captivated by someone with more intelligence at low brow comedy, so I think Bert is a little starstruck himself.
@@jeremykothe2847 no it’s always great but this one was fantastic! Sometimes more episodes hit better than others & this one hits! Especially with guests sometimes it’s eh but Jim & Bert together were so funny!!
@@greedyk True... I hold the same sentiment towards Rogan. He's good for many things, but not exactly "great" as a comedian. However, Rogan was definitely on the scene _way_ before Bert. Haven't you heard the story about when Rogan called Bert as he was working on some Travel Channel segment on a motorcycle in the jungles of Thailand and telling him to stop wasting his time with Travel Channel and rather come back to LA and work on his comedy routines instead? Joe got Bert into comedy to begin with. He's been at least a decade longer in the game than Bert.
@@colinryan4737He has said before he moved to America he considered the UK his home and where he gained his first bit of fame. And considered it his home. While in America he got his first fame friend getting punched in the face on stage!
Jim is really energized and talkative-he seems positive, pretty happy, like he's having fun. It just stood out to me, I don't know, it's cool, I like it.
Really great show, I hope Jim comes back. He's the complete opposite of Tom in that Tom just smiles and sits quietly for all of Bart's nonsense and Jim has the proper reaction like the audience lol.
Yeah Tom contributes almost nothing. He just looks to the camera like Jim in the office and lets the fans project what they are thinking while Bert tries to always have something to say. I wouldn't even know who Tom was if it weren't for Bert.
@@nak3dxsnakethank you. Tom is boring and has nothing funny to say. He has his legendary bits years ago and now he’s rich and surrounded by yes men and crowds that blindly support him. He’s done. I fear he’s always has zero personality. Just a hard worker in the sense of getting up on stage repeatedly
I was thinking it was odd Bert was so quiet and not interrupting😂😂 pretty sure it’s the Australian accent that he respects cos he can’t understand half of what Jim is saying 😂😂😂
Saw Jeffries and prayed it was Tom interviewing instead of Brett. Oh well, Jeffries is one of the few powerhouses alive that can make me sit through a fat sticks interview
@@Grinchillah I mostly just watch the Tom episodes. It’s not that I hate Bert. I just can’t watch him consistently. Is he entertaining, yes. Does he take over every interview and interrupt stories constantly, yes.
@@TRIGGAMAN_LOCOI’m not going to sit here and argue I just think it’s a dumb joke at this point. Was funny at first. If ya don’t wanna watch somethin nobody is making you do so.
I was at Bert’s show in MS and the jokes were so hilarious! Bert if you’re reading this, I’m sorry for the guy who kept screaming “Roll Tide.” He was sitting right behind us 😅
all of YMH just feels like a money grab at this point. even watching episodes from just a year ago you can see how much different things are now....and not for the better
@@boofert.washington2499 yea I lay on my Saatva mattress while on the phone with my therapist from betterhelp using my raycon earbuds while drinking my black rifle coffee and eating meat from butcherbox
Bert, we love Jim back here, his original home. Thanks for the subject matter covered and for the manner in which you conducted this interplay. Loved it.
Jim Jeffries might actually be the best Guest-Bear I’ve ever seen on the podcast. Spade is still my favorite, but that’s cause he was with Tom. Jim was great with Bart. Good episode
I think it's only because Tom has been on this insane tour of his for the past 2 years now, and it ends sometime this month, so I think that we'll see more of Tom and Bert together after Tom's tour is finally finished.
@James Lee Bert also tours a helluva lot. He'll be ramping up Fully Loaded this summer and promoting "The Machine ". Then he'll probably take late summer to be with his daughters.
For anyone not trying to get cheap likes with the same “Bert cuts people off” jokes, this is actually a really fun interview and Bert does a perfectly fine job of letting Jim go off. Thank you for making Mondays great for 3 years 2B1C Crew!!!
Have you considered it's not cheap likes and it's the genuine fact he does do this? Not sure why you're white knighting bert but he definitely is annoying at a lot of times and people simply are pointing that out. Even just now as im writing he cuts off Jim and says he loves watching his own stuff, unlike some other artists regarding Brad pitt.
Jim is one of the only people that can talk over Bart and take over the conversation lmao
Came here for this comment
It’s refreshing
To be fair, Jim's standup is [a bit more] witty than Bert is in a raunchy way, so Bert is weirdly captivated by someone with more intelligence at low brow comedy, so I think Bert is a little starstruck himself.
@@gcaj85 exactly!
*Bort
This has been one of the best Two Bears in a while! Plz have Jim back, this chemistry was great!
You mean Jim was great and normally it's not?
@@jeremykothe2847 no it’s always great but this one was fantastic! Sometimes more episodes hit better than others & this one hits! Especially with guests sometimes it’s eh but Jim & Bert together were so funny!!
Good on Jim for not letting Bert interrupt him every time he tried to. 😂
😂😂
Bart is NOT funny!!!!! Without Rogan, he is nothing.....
@@greedyk True... I hold the same sentiment towards Rogan. He's good for many things, but not exactly "great" as a comedian. However, Rogan was definitely on the scene _way_ before Bert. Haven't you heard the story about when Rogan called Bert as he was working on some Travel Channel segment on a motorcycle in the jungles of Thailand and telling him to stop wasting his time with Travel Channel and rather come back to LA and work on his comedy routines instead? Joe got Bert into comedy to begin with. He's been at least a decade longer in the game than Bert.
I know, right? I could tell Bert was struggling with that, lol. It's so funny how childish Bert can be about giving others space to talk, lol...
@@to8860 you got it backwards. I think you meant to say Bert is hilarious and Rogan doesn’t deserve his success since he’s so incredibly unfunny
I think it takes the assertiveness of an Aussie for a guest to finish a story around Bert
LOL, for sure. Is it me, or did Bret seem a little intimidated by Jim?? Kind of refreshing, really.
Aussies are the king of a yarn….there’s a jim Jeffries in every pub in Australia…it’s common as f%#k. Everyone in Australia has an uncle like Jim.
I think he just likes hearing the accent
I think this has been my favorite two bears of the past few months. Jim Jefferies has excellent stories and great perspective.
Leave it to Bert to call an Australian comedian his favorite British comedian.
He has his comedy roots in the UK it's not unfair to call him a UK comic. He knows that.
Did you pay attention to the conversation at all? Or did you just hear what you wanted to? 😂
@@colinryan4737He has said before he moved to America he considered the UK his home and where he gained his first bit of fame. And considered it his home.
While in America he got his first fame friend getting punched in the face on stage!
i think you tagged the wrong guy lol. I completely understood the conversation. You are correct in your breakdown of JJ tho.@@ZacharyTilzer
ozzies fuken hate that
As an Aussie hearing the boys talking about Warnie warms my heart.
Jim is really energized and talkative-he seems positive, pretty happy, like he's having fun. It just stood out to me, I don't know, it's cool, I like it.
It’s the weed haha
I think he's just steam rolling through the episode so Big Red doesn't have the opportunity to interrupt him
Back on the gack 😂
His podcast is a good one too and educational! Jim Jefferies Things I Didn't Know (or something like that)
I think it's just that Jim and Bert like each other. So they vibe well together
Jim Jeffries bullying Burnt is the best, “how do you have 2 houses”
A legitimate question
@tom tom out of these two you think Jim’s not funny? I think you broke your brain mate
@tom tom who said he's not funny? The sold out theaters full of people around the world?
@tom tom saw him in Glasgow in march. made me howl.
That’s not bullying man. It’s truly mind blowing how successful Bart is given how his brain “works”
Neither of them being able to explain why the 90% question is the green traffic light is hilarious
Bert’s pumpkin eaters line is top tier elite. Probably his best joke yet.
Hahah I literally came to RUclips from Spotify to comment the same thing.
1:38:50
That was one of my favourite ones - an excellent guest who could easily hold his own with Brett!
Yes, I love Jim Jefferies. I wish he would go on YMH after this.
Me too, both because I love Jim but also because I barely watch any 2 bears episode unless it’s Tom and a guest. Fuck Brett Krishner
Dust off the old Master Of Accents segment for Jim.
He has been on that podcast.
Best sit in guest, Jim is actually able to get his point out without being cut off.
I love how Bart opens the show with “Hey, guys, brand new episode” as though the alternative would be “Hey, guys, this is an old episode”
Hey guys, I’m Bert
😂 ok but did he lie?!
He’s doing his best 😂😂😂
Hey guys, im not drunk this morning
because he tells the same stories every week he needs you to know it's a "new" ep
Jim Jeffries is such a boss, he didn’t even bring up his podcast. Which is hilarious BTW. Great episode gents.
Thats barts job to remind him lmao
No. Jim sold out. Went corporate. F u. Look at what he pulled with Avi Yemini
Really great show, I hope Jim comes back. He's the complete opposite of Tom in that Tom just smiles and sits quietly for all of Bart's nonsense and Jim has the proper reaction like the audience lol.
Tim likes to let Bart hang himself.
Yeah Tom contributes almost nothing. He just looks to the camera like Jim in the office and lets the fans project what they are thinking while Bert tries to always have something to say. I wouldn't even know who Tom was if it weren't for Bert.
@@nak3dxsnaketom is way more popular than bert
I agree, Bert is very lame and unfunny without Tom. Jim would be great with Tom.
@@nak3dxsnakethank you. Tom is boring and has nothing funny to say. He has his legendary bits years ago and now he’s rich and surrounded by yes men and crowds that blindly support him. He’s done. I fear he’s always has zero personality. Just a hard worker in the sense of getting up on stage repeatedly
We need more jim jeffers on YMH !
Every joke Jim says goes right over Bert’s head
Bert isn't a comedian, he is a businessman/marketing genius.
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull
Hes definitely a great comedian, but his style is just story telling and hes also narcissistic and doesnt listen to people lol
When he wondered whether 'they' research serial killers 'heads' .... it's a childlike wonder. Awesome.
i noticed this too
@@Jake-nb2en Nah he's trash that goes for the lowest hanging fruit with literally nothing original in his entire catalog
I really liked this one. They talk over eachother and dont care.. it was just 2 dudes excited to talk about whatever.
*_Jim Jefferies is a GREAT man to have spend this time with Bart Crystals._*
Make a wish program
Bert this may have been your best guest bear episode so far. You really let him speak and didn't let yourself get too excited. Good shit!
Two hours of Burt interrupting Jim
What a perfect interview between two great fun guys. Thank you everyone, loved this. Super.
You know Bert truly respects his guest when they’re able to finish a cognitive thought.
Great episode!
Lmao
as opposed to a non-cognitive thought? Is the CTE spreading?
I was thinking it was odd Bert was so quiet and not interrupting😂😂 pretty sure it’s the Australian accent that he respects cos he can’t understand half of what Jim is saying 😂😂😂
"cognitive thought".. as opposed to non-cognitive thought, lol?
I think you meant cogent or something
Great show. Burt is not interrupting his guests. Good on you, Burt.
Bart can’t help himself and tells everyone he an Tom are on testosterone
Of course he says that right off the rip 💀
@Collin Morris Right? Within the first few seconds!!
Lol, yeah, I was wondering if Tom had told people this, but I guess he knows if you tell Bart something, he'll tell everyone.
@@brek5 they did it on the show for 500k viewers. it's out there.
@@StanleyKubick1 Yeah, I don't keep track of that shit. Or, as Jim Jeffries would say, "Nah, I didn't check that."
This was one the best ones because Jim can somehow talk over Bert! 😅
Bert kreisher: an actor playing a comedian
Bret Crystals: a child playing an adult
Brent Kreisler: an alcoholic playing a jock
wHiTe BoY SuMmEr
Bert : a wreck of a human
Desk2307 a random guy on the internet living in obscurity 😂
57:57 - “You were like the first rock star comic.” Bert seems to forget Mitch Hedberg, which is unforgivable.
“you’re a horrible human being, sir”
I constantly forget how funny Jim is. This was a good ol time
Funny coming from Jim who is one of the most disingenuous guys in comedy, would step over dead bodies if it got him another season of a dumb tv show
@@danthomas9016 never watched his show, only seen his stand up.
@@danthomas9016what does this even mean. Hes obviously one of the best comedians ever
The story about Jim's dad is the best thing 😮 edit would love to go to a gig where Jim's dad wears the suit.
Jim is good at redirecting Bert when he starts to go off track. That curry mile part was well done Jeffries
What a great cast!! I love Jim’s story about Brad Pitts suit…..Hollywood insider stories are the best 😂
"I'm 26 now" absolutely killed me, Jim's the best.
@tom tom you okay? It'll be alright buddy, chin up.
@tom tom are you the tom they mention in the beginning? The one that's an inferior, fatter Jim?
JIm is Burt's best guest because Burt respects Jim and lets him talk
Im gonna watch the movie but after that im gonna need a break from bert for 2 years
Lol, I won't watch the movie so I can support his podcasts without a break. 😂
IDK someone is editing him on this
I THOROUGHLY enjoyed this podcast. Jim’s stories are hillarious and Bert actually stayed quiet for most of the episode.
I love that brent thinks he’s red because he spends too much time in the sun
Man, any chance of mastering the ads with the normal cast? blowing my speakers out each time they come on heh
Saw Jeffries and prayed it was Tom interviewing instead of Brett. Oh well, Jeffries is one of the few powerhouses alive that can make me sit through a fat sticks interview
This is what I don’t get, y’all like this show but complain about literally HALF OF IT, like wtf? 😂
@@Grinchillah I mostly just watch the Tom episodes. It’s not that I hate Bert. I just can’t watch him consistently.
Is he entertaining, yes. Does he take over every interview and interrupt stories constantly, yes.
@@TRIGGAMAN_LOCO idk, this joke is so old and overused. Watch the cast or don’t.
@@Grinchillah it’s overused because it’s true. I’m just fine watching some episodes and skipping others my guy.
@@TRIGGAMAN_LOCOI’m not going to sit here and argue I just think it’s a dumb joke at this point. Was funny at first. If ya don’t wanna watch somethin nobody is making you do so.
I honestly feel that Jim Jefferies is one of the great story tellers of the past 20 years
Bart saying “I LOVE watching my own stuff,” should go down as the most redundant statement in history.
Probably one of the best two bears with Bart. Jim is an amazing guest
Bert did fantastic this episode. I hope this is a trend 🎉
I was at Bert’s show in MS and the jokes were so hilarious! Bert if you’re reading this, I’m sorry for the guy who kept screaming “Roll Tide.” He was sitting right behind us 😅
2 of my favourite comics. Love you guys. Great podcast boys!
I always love Jim and Bert together! Great episode!
I love this dude. Wish Legit wasnt cancelled it was so good! HBO level quality show
Jim was on form on this one
This makes me want a Jeffries and Ellis podcast.
Epic
The strength in this man's arm to give us a steady selfie view of the beuatiful landscape while he records and speaks needs more praise.
Did we just go an entire episode without Bertrice squealing? If so well done to both bears. If not still a great episode. Jim has so many good tales.
There was a squeal, when Jim hit Bert with the " I wanna feel like I accomplished something "
You two are gossiping dorks and should find a new thing to hate watch.
I can’t believe Bert got the camera question right
These two together were fire! ❤🔥 Jim doing more talking than Brett was nice
JIMBO! So happy to see you! Now do a Tom-hosted episode, then one with both. Ya know, feel the vibe. Then stay forever.
I miss the old two bears episodes sm. The old studio and every week they were together. Oh well all things change over time.
all of YMH just feels like a money grab at this point. even watching episodes from just a year ago you can see how much different things are now....and not for the better
@@boofert.washington2499 yea I lay on my Saatva mattress while on the phone with my therapist from betterhelp using my raycon earbuds while drinking my black rifle coffee and eating meat from butcherbox
2 bears is great half the time now because there's no bert
@@sebastiandchow facts. I used to be wheezing on mondays but now it’s just chuckles.
They gotta mix it up so it doesn't get stale. Which is fine. Could you imagine talking to Bart for hours every week?
Jim is excellent too bloke .Bert is a bawbag .watching from Scotland peace and love to all
Jim talking cricket to Americans is awesome, Shane Warne was an absolute beast
cant believe such a great guest like jim was wasted on bert. tom shouldve been the one here
Perfect guest for bart. Loved every minute
Bert, we love Jim back here, his original home. Thanks for the subject matter covered and for the manner in which you conducted this interplay. Loved it.
Not getting more seasons of Jim Jefferies in "Legit" was a really sad time, that series was fantastic.
DJ Qualls was good on that.
Loved you in Brisbane Bert!! 🇦🇺 🦘
Both guys have sunk deep in my appreciation.
Jim Jefferies is a fucking gem!! How can u not love this guy?!?
I rather Avi Yemeni. 😂 He exposed Jim.
Well, for one, he's a sneaky boy. Splices questions to answers to make people look terrible when he is "interviewing" them
Jim Jefferies is awesome.
Jim and bert on podcasts have always been amazing
Jim Jeffries might actually be the best Guest-Bear I’ve ever seen on the podcast. Spade is still my favorite, but that’s cause he was with Tom. Jim was great with Bart. Good episode
Jim Jeffries is an ultimate guest bear, fantastic comic
Jim is one of the funniest humans ever hands down
Why does bert get all the really fun ones? First louis ck now jim?
Louis was on YMH
I understand that he's sober now but Jim hammered talking to bert hammered would be the best podcast ever!
This is barely even a tom and Bert podcast at this point
I think it's only because Tom has been on this insane tour of his for the past 2 years now, and it ends sometime this month, so I think that we'll see more of Tom and Bert together after Tom's tour is finally finished.
The mixups are great. Bert and Tom can only talk about so much shit.
money rule$
@James Lee Bert also tours a helluva lot. He'll be ramping up Fully Loaded this summer and promoting "The Machine ". Then he'll probably take late summer to be with his daughters.
No Tom means they have to bring in a legend to carry Bert…
Man Bart never let's a guest finish their sentence ffs
Jim actually would continue talking lol
I think its a mental illness lol my adhd wont let me forget something im thinking to say, ill probably explode if i dont get it out😅
you should watch one of the latest episodes of "take your shoes off" with Rick Glassman. Rick gets Bert to stay focused.
Good Jim is a literal fuck wit that dose the same thing then gets called out and try's to play the victim the USA can keep him coming from an Aussie
Get over it already. I'm only 15 minutes in it's mostly Jim talking.
I love Jim Jeffries and Hannah Gadsby. (& John Denver and Metallica). I hear ya Jim!
BERT, we need a new open tabs 😅 thanks for the show have a spectacular rest of your day 🍀
Oh my God! I rewound it to 2:19 about 50 times. Jeffrey saying that he wants to ferl that he achieved something was pure gold
I was excited until I realized it was a Burnt episode, hopefully Jim does YMH because I'm not gonna piss myself off today 😮💨
Absolutely would love Jim on YMH…get him to break down the “no rooting on the bus ya chat”
3:08, jealous is fiercely protective and vigilant over people's rights and possessions
Jeffries' joke on Cosby reoffending gave me a brain aneurysm, I laughed so hard. Perfect timing.
Jim is Awesome. I miss his TV show on Comedy Central
Jim is so funny. Great guest
I’m from the UK, the 1% club is such a good Show
This was an excellent podcast! They are very funny together on this one.
That gainful employment joke is an absolute gem! 👏👏👏👏👍😂🤣
Always liked Jim but an hour n 20mins in and I just gained a lot of respect for him!
His specials are up there with Bill Burr.
@@ZedNebuloid Bill Burrs not funny he just shouts about things he doesn't like, Jim is leagues ahead.
Jim top tier for making Bert listen!!!
Tom, please hire jim - The poors
The pumpkin eater bit was the hardest I've laughed at Bert in a minute. Lolol
It’s a shame Bert always gets the good guests.
i loved this podcast fr
Great episode, thankyou.
EDIT: And i like to think Brad Pitt would be stoked at the outcome of his suit. Helping an 80 year old man fish puss.
Jim... jiiiimm.. it's because the other 2 are Stop signs and the middle one is a Go sign brother.. 🤣🤣🤣
We got on the RUclips’s at the right time today 🎉 let’s go Jimmy
I’m a huge fan of Barts hat in Jim’s frame.
This is a killer episode. The Monarchy Sucks podcast with Jim and Bert... could possibly edge out 2Bears 😂
1:35:20 The Pistorius-bit is really fantastic. Watched it over an over like it´s a favorite song.
For anyone not trying to get cheap likes with the same “Bert cuts people off” jokes, this is actually a really fun interview and Bert does a perfectly fine job of letting Jim go off. Thank you for making Mondays great for 3 years 2B1C Crew!!!
Have you considered it's not cheap likes and it's the genuine fact he does do this? Not sure why you're white knighting bert but he definitely is annoying at a lot of times and people simply are pointing that out. Even just now as im writing he cuts off Jim and says he loves watching his own stuff, unlike some other artists regarding Brad pitt.