Just going to put this out there, glad they chose the right bear to talk to Jay with. I’m glad I’m listening to actual stories instead of interruptions! :)
Something tells me you don't travel a lot. TSA is useless and only makes life difficult, plus they can't do shit! So light them up as often as harshly as possible.
This is the only podcast where it is more rare to have the 2 hosts doing the pod than a guest host. Having said that, Big J is hilarious and this will be a banger. No Brent interruptions today!
@@freezarulesyou7603 it’s sad really. I used to love Bert and his high energy but his lack of people skills and narcissistic tendencies really burned through.
He doesn't *have* to. I agree it is a bummer, going from independent podcasts to having ads from big corps. Sounds more like radio than a pod anymore. :(
Tim is a car guy and is into racing so doing paid adds about racing isn’t soul killing for him. He was in awe of the Daytona race and the drivers. It was the redneck “Bart” fans that he didn’t get.
@@kenlevie1877 I wasn't the commenter who said I could see his soul dieing from reading a nascar ad. In my opinion, he just doesn't like the corporate/mainstream ads and the strings that come attached but he's gotta make that bread so he's not a fat poor again, like me. 😂 I'd do the same. Just good to have a pod without Burnt. When he gets into a laughing fit it sounds like letting air squeak out of a balloon
Is it just me or is Bert becoming more and more unbearable these days? He has taken the worst parts of his personality and dialed them up to 11. Can’t stand him.
@@jaredk748 I honestly don't see the fingerless gloves much anymore. Rarely if at all maybe. I think that's progress. If he stops rolling one pant leg up and rocking a chain wallet we will have witnessed a full transformation
Podcasts are 90 percent media runs at this point. There is so many comedians now that they just rotate whoever has a special coming out that month and they pop up on every popular pod in the same week. Atleast they still treat it like a normal pod and don’t shove the promoting down your throat most comedians are good at mentioning their promos and then just being themselves and funny after that. Whenever you get like an actor or some other celeb as a guest they are constantly trying to plug shit and sell themselves the entire episode.
I see Tom is 110% feeling himself for taking hormones to lose weight and now just constantly dunking on his friends for being fat lol bro, you were there a couple months ago 😂
Yup, watched his older specials this week when he looked like a hairy dumpling, and Holy shit.. 😅 Ricky Gervais did a similar thing many moons ago and it was painful..
Bunz is a great interviewer, always steering the conversation back when someone forgets or strays from the thread. Only positive contribution Crystals has made to 2 bears is honing Tom's skills.
Big Jay’s special killed it. Absolutely killed. He could be reciting a speech from The Führer & it would still sound like being wrapped in a warm blanket. He’s got the best cadences & gives you a feeling of comfort. It’s also really cool seeing him getting some much deserved recognition & success!
I really enjoyed this episode. I went to fully loaded and was super bummed Shane, Normand and Soder weren’t there but Big Jay was the best one of the night in my opinion. I wish more people knew how good he is.
I really lived through Tom's story about how he talked to the ticket checker. I would never do that in my life, but boy does it feel good to hear about someone else doing it hahaha
This is gonna be an all time fill in episode. Doesnt get better than Jay instead of Bert.. Holy fck was i happy to see that notification because i legit haven’t watched in months
These are two of my favorites. Hadn’t had the opportunity to see Segura yet. But have had the privilege to see Big J 4 times. Twice by chance. Huge fan Big J!
I was thrilled to see that Big Jay was on this episode. I love his comedy and LoS is such a fun podcast. He was great on here, I'm dying to see him on Your Mom's House.
Tom, Bobby and Chris Delia are the only comics that, to me, sound and come across as natural on stage. It genuinely just feels like they are talking. Bert is so funny because he can paint and act super well.
It’s so cute, you can tell how excited Tom is to get to finish his stories
He can actually have a real conversation this time lol
Real funny and original comment, these definitely don’t get old
Where's the rest of Tom? He's tiny now.
One single episode of "Are you Garbage" with Tom and I learned more about him than 200 episodes of two bears
How dare you! 😮😂
Just going to put this out there, glad they chose the right bear to talk to Jay with. I’m glad I’m listening to actual stories instead of interruptions! :)
The important ones also go to Tom lmao
this is a super original comment! super cool!
Idiot. We want Tom and Bert.. That’s it.
@@FiveLeefClovr fr, such an old joke
It’s a fair complaint
Dude, Big Jay is easily one of the wittiest, funniest comedians out there today. I’m so PUMPED for this episode!!!!
all that and it seems like he doesn't try. definitely going to be a banger
If you want to see Big Jay's funniest and most eye opening work, look up LOS vs MSSP Basketball (Full Saga)🤘😆
EVAN! YOU'RE THE MAN!
Shoutout Tom! I'll let that bear into my cave anytime 😉
Gay
No.
I refuse to believe that kevin heart has a bigger dick than Big jay
Big Jay as a guest bear is awesome!
Anyone that's not Bert is a welcome change of pace
Anything is better than Bruce
He sounds like Bernie, but after Bret hit puberty
But he sucks
No bigger supporter of comedians and comedy than ari shaffir.
This is the crossover I’ve been waiting for
Right? They’re so comedy adjacent to each other as far as common friends. I’ve been wanting Tom to visit the Bonfire for years
If only this was two bears one cave lol
Do I brave having to listen to Tom smelling his own farts for some unique Big Jay content? Sigh, I guess so.
Like bert but not a Psy
Tom constantly has guest on that are WAY BETTER than Bert, I’d like to see these two start there own pod Big jay is a Goat
Tom literally did to TSA what Fedsmoker dedicated his life to.
Then they are both my friggin heroes. 😂 I never watched fedsmoker, but I will!
@@MatthewSmith-zx6uk I’ve got some bad news
Ya how'd you get that job there
Kindred spirits
F in the chat
One of my favorite things in the world is listening to Tom talk shit about TSA 😂
X ray leaked his pp shot
Tim acts like Bart is the craziest person on the planet, but that TSA story about him calling the lady a pig was some legit Fedsmoker shit 😂
Hahahahah for real hey.
Crazy dude hahaha
Tom when mad/pushed def switches gears into Fedsmoker mode.
Now that the Machine is a movie. Tom needs to star in the Fedsmoker biography, big time.
Something tells me you don't travel a lot. TSA is useless and only makes life difficult, plus they can't do shit! So light them up as often as harshly as possible.
slim tim is a whole other crazy bart party crazy tim psycho crazy
This is the only podcast where it is more rare to have the 2 hosts doing the pod than a guest host. Having said that, Big J is hilarious and this will be a banger. No Brent interruptions today!
Who is Brent?
This podcast was a pandemic cash grab that survived in spite of the complete lack of effort by the hosts.
@@0wn-nothing-be-happy pretty sure this show started in late 2019
@jb1996BLOP Oh, my bad. It was just a regular old cash grab. My contention that it is a zero effort venture still stands.
@@0wn-nothing-be-happy bro thats so true lmaooooooooooo
I could listen to Big Jay tell stories for hours he's amazing 😂
His comedy circuit tales are an eye opener for lovers of comedy for sure!
“Man that bitch looks like buffalo bill.” 🤣 Patrice making me bust out laughing from beyond the grave.
It’s always a good Monday when Bert is nowhere to be seen. Also, watched Jay’s new special over the weekend and it was hilarious.
Jay can fill those cute cheeks.. 🤭😉🍵
why do you even watch this podcast if you’re just gonna be a dick to the second host?
C'mon, Bert's just special, he's living his Make-A-Wish, don't you feel good giving him that?
@@freezarulesyou7603 it’s sad really. I used to love Bert and his high energy but his lack of people skills and narcissistic tendencies really burned through.
@@vitamind2387 I feel the exact same. He's just too obsessed with himself. Loved the machine but the more I hear him talk the less I like him.
can never get enough of Big Jay
You will LOVE LOS vs MSSP Basketball Game (Full Saga) Big Jay has never been more hilarious🤘🤘😆😆
No such thing as a bad 2 bears episode when Bart is gone
The best episodes are without Bert for sure 😂
Yeah fuck Bert am I right!!!
And that is a fact
no interruptions to talk about drinking is my passion
Just dont watch then. Bert is awesome and people who hate on him just want to have his success. Him and tom will never be apart. Just unsubscribe
Big Jay is legit maybe one of two comic's specials I'll even try to watch. The dude is so damn funny off the cuff.
Big J deserves every bit of success he gets!
Jay's new special is awesome - his best recorded stuff ever
"Buffalo Bill" 😂 Patrice still making me laugh
I can see Tim’s soul dying when he has to do the nascar reads
He doesn't *have* to. I agree it is a bummer, going from independent podcasts to having ads from big corps. Sounds more like radio than a pod anymore. :(
@@kfred4586 the ads maybe, but the other 99% just sounds like 2 people having a genuine conversation.
@@Jay-cq5qr unless Brent is on. Then it's just him talking over Major Tom.
Tim is a car guy and is into racing so doing paid adds about racing isn’t soul killing for him. He was in awe of the Daytona race and the drivers. It was the redneck “Bart” fans that he didn’t get.
@@kenlevie1877 I wasn't the commenter who said I could see his soul dieing from reading a nascar ad. In my opinion, he just doesn't like the corporate/mainstream ads and the strings that come attached but he's gotta make that bread so he's not a fat poor again, like me. 😂
I'd do the same. Just good to have a pod without Burnt. When he gets into a laughing fit it sounds like letting air squeak out of a balloon
Dude big jay talking about filming himself having sex was hilarious 😂
That was the first bit I saw of him long long time ago on Comedy Central
"without Honking the horn with her right ear". Omg.
So glad Bert is taking Jay out more and getting him his long deserved recognition.
I'll purchase the YMH $20 tier if it lets me mute Brett's laughter 😂
Holy shit, THIS AND ONLY THIS!
Someone at the channel please make that a feature lmaoo
Sign me up!!!!
He is…..MoMo
I've started skipping Brent's ads and not skipping Tom's ads. Be the change you want to see in this world.
Dude Tim and Jim is the new pod, I could listen to these two every week
@Poppycock lol yeah I know, great episode though. I hate to admit it but I think I think I do like the subs lately more than Bret though
Good to see Jay getting some shine finally. the hidden OG of real comedy
He’s the fuckin best
its great when there is a guest bear because that means i can watch the show .
Don't know how I missed this interview but im here for my boy Big Jay!
So good to see the two best story tellers together, without getting interrupted. Seriously, Bert is the Donnell Rawlings of comedy
Rawlings is funny tho
Big J could do one hell of a Bert impression. Their voice is pretty close naturally.
Finally, Tom and another real comedian
So happy for this. To be honest, anyone but Bert is great, but Big Jay is amazing.
Is it just me or is Bert becoming more and more unbearable these days? He has taken the worst parts of his personality and dialed them up to 11. Can’t stand him.
It’s the Bert laugh that’s hard to stomach
This is already such a good start to my week. Just seeing a thumbnail without burnt in it.
You look like a pedophile and a fruit stand fat poor salesmen at the same time
Respect to Big J for continuing to dress how we all dressed when we were teenagers well into his 40s
I keep waiting for him to ditch the fingerless gloves for good 😂😂😂
@@jaredk748 I honestly don't see the fingerless gloves much anymore. Rarely if at all maybe. I think that's progress. If he stops rolling one pant leg up and rocking a chain wallet we will have witnessed a full transformation
😂😂😂😂
Seriously, open mouth laughed. Absolutely hilarious. Watching Big J on his media run is amazing
Podcasts are 90 percent media runs at this point. There is so many comedians now that they just rotate whoever has a special coming out that month and they pop up on every popular pod in the same week. Atleast they still treat it like a normal pod and don’t shove the promoting down your throat most comedians are good at mentioning their promos and then just being themselves and funny after that. Whenever you get like an actor or some other celeb as a guest they are constantly trying to plug shit and sell themselves the entire episode.
@@buttersstotch4956 lmao L
@@ricksanchez5696 ppl still say “L”??😂
@@buttersstotch4956 SALTYYYYY 🤣🤣🤣
@@ricksanchez5696 idek what you are saying is an L in my comment so I’m not salty😂 Even tho I know that’s the reaction you wanted lol
I love that they're starting the show with where does Ari fit on the D&D Alignment Chart
The way Tom went temporarily dead behind the eyes reading that nascar copy might've been the funniest part of the whole episode
Damn, I missed that part. I blanked out for some reason.
A great morning to wake up and see Big Jay on 2 Bears...
Welcome 2 The Podcast! Two Bears No interruptions episode we all needed
Big Jay and Tom are 💯 kindred spirits.
Even when we don't have Bert, we still get to hear about Bert being Bert. He's omnipresent.
Yep. Worst part of this fantastic podcast is when Burnt is on it.
Jay’s storytelling is fantastic, and he vibes with Tom well. Please have him back sometime! Thanks for the great episode.
I love Tom is entering his Karen era😂😂😂
Tom and Big Jay actually vibe well
So glad to hear a Patrice O'Neal story.
Big Jay's new special was freaking hilarious. I've watched it a couple times now and it still cracks me up. Highly recommend!
I wonder if Tom is gonna give Big Jay one of his gloves, but fingerless 🧤😂
In legit upset Jay didn't have his fingerless gloves lol
They still wouldn’t fit. Met big jay once. He has huge hands.
@@SEXCOPTER_RULi think he said something abt surgery and the tattoos covering up his weird pigmentation so he doesn’t wear them as much
Been a fan of Jay since his this is not happening stories 🔥🔥
Thank god it’s Tom talking with jay 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I will never get the hype of oakerson but the fans he has are real, congrats for more shine from the water champ big j
Lets make THIS 2 Bears, this is way better than any show with Bert, Jay is a superior commedian
Every kevin heart story makes him sound like a good friend to have.
Nice, a two bears ep that doesn't involve gut wrenching squeal laughs 😂
I skip those ear piercing moments
I see Tom is 110% feeling himself for taking hormones to lose weight and now just constantly dunking on his friends for being fat lol bro, you were there a couple months ago 😂
Yup, watched his older specials this week when he looked like a hairy dumpling, and Holy shit.. 😅 Ricky Gervais did a similar thing many moons ago and it was painful..
I’ve been waiting for these two to meet for so long
Big Jay is such a talented dude, so glad he's on here.
Nice! I love the episodes with Tom and anyone but Bert.
The visual in my head of that girl's face bouncing off of big Jay's belly is hilarious!
Strange how common cheating is, people just don't commit to anything 😂
Jay is like a funny Bert love it!
I take Bert, I add intelligence, patience, narrative-construction abilities, self awareness and a pinch of mall goth, and I get Big Jay
don't forget fingerless gloves for style
Or a much more successful one😂
Jay pretending his ex posted a gay craigslist add is priceless 😂😂😂
God, Big Jay has to be a wizard or something. Anytime he’s talking, time flies by..
No bart will always mean a good episode. Havent watched one with him in months
Same he ain’t funny at all. People who believe they are still in college when they are 50 suck
I saw Big Jay in Detroit over the weekend. Great show! Glad to see him on the podcast today. The weekend high after the show continues.
Big Jay seems like a genuinely nice person.
Did you not hear him say he cheated on the person he had a daughter with
@@untitled6391 yes I did. Your point?
He is. He often hangs out with his fans. If you ever go to skanks in your ny you can meet him
@@untitled6391a nice person can be open and honest about a mistake like that
Bunz is a great interviewer, always steering the conversation back when someone forgets or strays from the thread. Only positive contribution Crystals has made to 2 bears is honing Tom's skills.
Dog Belly was awesome, love me some Big Jay 🤙🏼
Hope to see Dan Soder in Studio Jeans someday soon ❤️🙏🏻
Dog belly was such a good comedy show; I’ve watched it a handful of times already and it just gets better. Awesome bear to have!
After hearing Tom's TSA stories I understand why he's so in love with Fedsmoker
Big Jay’s special killed it. Absolutely killed. He could be reciting a speech from The Führer & it would still sound like being wrapped in a warm blanket. He’s got the best cadences & gives you a feeling of comfort. It’s also really cool seeing him getting some much deserved recognition & success!
He is welcoming & warm. He’s genuine & funny. Loveeee that guy.
I really enjoyed this episode. I went to fully loaded and was super bummed Shane, Normand and Soder weren’t there but Big Jay was the best one of the night in my opinion. I wish more people knew how good he is.
Go watch dog belly! Let’s get it up to a few milli
Actually enjoyed this. Bring back tom talks
Man, Bert sure learned how to carry a conversation MUCH better
So stoked to see Big Jay on the pod, was just listening to his new special.
*_Did ANYONE EVER think Tom would use the Dungeons & Dragons Alignment Chart??!?_*
Calm down nerd
Hearing Tom say lawful good, chaotic evil, etc was so surreal!
I really lived through Tom's story about how he talked to the ticket checker. I would never do that in my life, but boy does it feel good to hear about someone else doing it hahaha
2 Bears 1 Skank
Out of all the pods jay has been doing, this one is by far the best!!
Bert says he doesn't cheat. He actually believes dogs don't count.
Tom talking about how the audience don’t wanna hear about how much you’re killing it 😬😳🙄🙄🙄
Let’s get Tom at skankfest 🔥🔥
The Buffalo Bill bit😂😂😂😂 holy shit. Patrice makin people laugh from the grave
Big Jays is the man, special was hilarious
thank fuck Bert wasn't on this episode so I could actually hear a conversation with Segura and Big Jay
Best 2B1C ever
I’ll pay $100 a episode for 2 bears without Burt in it
Jays done so many pods the past few days. His energy level definitely isn't what it was when he started this media tour. This is his 7th pod in 9 days
This is gonna be an all time fill in episode. Doesnt get better than Jay instead of Bert.. Holy fck was i happy to see that notification because i legit haven’t watched in months
Best special of 2023 Big Jay O 🙌🏼🤙🏼✨
gay blind Mike! 🎶 🎵 ❤
Bert about to cry during the better help commercial. Talking about how everyone thinks he's gonna cry. Oh Bert!
I can’t get enough of these Big Jay pods❣️
These are two of my favorites. Hadn’t had the opportunity to see Segura yet. But have had the privilege to see Big J 4 times. Twice by chance. Huge fan Big J!
Big j is a master of references and as witty as they come. As a comedian those are rather valuable skills to have. So much respect.
I was thrilled to see that Big Jay was on this episode. I love his comedy and LoS is such a fun podcast. He was great on here, I'm dying to see him on Your Mom's House.
2 of my top comedians come together 🥹 this is why i’ve grown to love Mondays
Tom, Bobby and Chris Delia are the only comics that, to me, sound and come across as natural on stage. It genuinely just feels like they are talking. Bert is so funny because he can paint and act super well.
delia really? Hes like theo to me, extremely funny in conversation but comes across super forced on stage
I assume you've seen Chris recently, his old "eyebrows" acts were very staged. He was trying to reach the mainstream though, I think.
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have really enjoyed seeing big jay everywhere over the past week. he has been so good for so long. Thanks Tim for having him on. dog belly rocks!